For all my readers outside of Germany Sonya Kraus is a tv presenter who started out with a tv programm called Talk Talk Talk that showed clips of other talk shows from Germany and all over the world. Yeah, like we need more shows about talk shows. What would happen if we missed any of the misfits and freaks on talk shows. Anyway, I´m not watching the show for the clips and I don´t think anyone really does. At least no male viewers.
Yes, I think it has more to do with her physique. I may be in the minority there because my brother never lets any chance pass to tell me he can´t figure out what I see in her. Of course that might have something to do with the fact that´s she´s not a female bodybuilder or fitness model.
Talk Talk Talk was a weekly show that is now in reruns every other day.
Usually montages of different shows where she wears different outfits.
There is Talk Talk Talk - Die Late Show which does not show ( like you might think ) clips that are too sexy or too hot to show before midnight.
Much rather it shows the clips that are too gross to show during the day when people are eating and stuff. The clips are older but the presentation is new which means Sonya Kraus has one outfit during the whole show.
And there is Talk Talk Talk Fun and Talk Talk Talk Büro which shows everything the first two don´t cover. Just in case we missed something.
More shows she´s hosting are S.O.S. - Do it yourself ( a show about home improvement ), Fort Boyard ( which was a french tv programme ) and Desert Forges ( same as Fort Boyard but in the desert ). What I don´t understand about these shows is, okay, I know why they would take a dozen of celebrities and put them on a desert island, an isolated castle or just smackdab in the middle of nowhere. But why bring them back ?
She also was the girl who shows the letters on the german version of wheel of fortune. Yep, the one thing the germans like in their tv is originality. She also is on dozens of other shows as guest or candidate.
She also starred as an actress on various tv movies and series like DIE FIRMA ( a comedy show about a company ) or HAUSMEISTER KRAUSE which I missed. You just can´t escape her but then why even bother ?
Another tv show she used to co - host was CLIP MIX a show about clips from other talk shows, tv shows, funny commercials and funny internet clips. This clip is from an episode where they had a german designer as a guest. Sonya slipped into one of his creations and showed her big talents.
Her male co - host was so distracted he forgot his text and she caught him staring down her huge cleavage. I know what he was thinking. Got milk ?
Sonya Kraus became famous for her skimpy outfits and her stunning body which she is not afraid to use to her advantage. Her most famous quote is : " Your breasts can open doors for you. " and in the case of Sonya and her incredible body control they even open dresses. When I read she can make men come just by breathing hard I didn´t believe it but now ....
SPIEGEL ONLINE: As the prominent tv MILF provocative outfits are also your signature feature on Talk Talk Talk and according to your own declaration serve the unrestrained employment of your breast features.
Kraus: And why not ? A veritable cult following has arosen around these outfits and especially young women are very interested in which clothes I´m wearing. After the audience phones broke down several times during transmission ( and not only because of the usual flood of filthy calls by horny sex offenders ) we even set up a styling forum on the internet.
As a former model Sonya did many shootings but while she confessed to read the PLAYBOY and look at other naked women in the pictures she has only done shootings for MAXIM and FHM. I think she did a nude shooting for a calendar or charity but so far she hasn´t done PLAYBOY pictures.
But Sonya is not only always on tv, the germans really dig her. A recent poll revealed that every fifth married man would cheat on his wife with Sonya and with unmarried men there is no question that would go up to one hundred percent. In the polls about Germany´s sexiest women she´s always in the top ten and even in the top three in the MILF category.
Sonya is one of three items german men would take on a desert island.
DID SHE OR DIDN´T SHE : TEACHER, NUDE MODEL, EX - NUN, SPY ?
There are a few rumors or blind spots in Sonya Kraus biography which I can neither confirm nor deny. One bio claims that Sonya started working as a babysitter while still in school and because she already had a very developed body since a young age she got more and more male clients.
Most of them didn´t book her for her babysitting skills - unless you count the ability to spread your legs wide open and pump males dry as necessary skills for a good babysitter - and because she was young and needed the money Sonya made all of their sick, perverted sex fantasies " cum " true.
Sonya was especially skilled at oral sex where she could polish hard rods for hours and because she could deepthroat the biggest schlongs with ease she got the nickname Sonya Schluckstute ( Sonya Suck Mare ). At this point all the " boys " she babysat were sexually precocious horny guys with extremely huge sex organs - and corresponding wallets - who mercilessly pounded her silly, drilling her in every orifice and drowning her in sperm.
For a few years Sonya earned good money as her hometown´s secret blow up sex doll but the gig was up when her clients became too old to really need a babysitter. Some of them were even older than Sonya. So it was curtains for Sonya´s unofficial sex club but because she owed some of her classmates money since they had paid for services not rendered and she had already spent it she paid them back in the only way they accepted.
Another - of course unofficial - bio claims that Sonya used to work as a teacher at a private school where she was constantly sexually assaulted because of her big boobs and porn star body. Not only by horny students who tried to tame the teacher but also by fellow colleagues and superiors, especially the pervy dean who used her like his personal blow up sex doll.
She finally quit when she became the SEX ED teacher and things really escalated to the point where her students forced her to perform sexual acts during class - the ones who were not occupied using the female students who had already developed big boobs as blow up sex dolls - which continued after school had ended since all the male pupils ganged up to bang her brains out for hours which soon became a daily routine.
Allegedly she tried to join a convent after this harrowing experience but had to leave it because all males took advantage of Sonya after a member of her parish had witnessed how skilled she was at oral sex. During one afternoon he saw how a thug tried to rob her church but when he went looking for more loot and found Sonya naked under the shower he forgot about the money. He forced Sonya to massage his monsterschlong with her breasts and when it was hard enough to cut a diamond and bigger than a crowbar he made her suck it. Once word got out Sonya could give porn stars lessons in oral sex all the guys came up with ways to get Sonya to use her superior fellatio skills on them. They told her they were dying and their last wish was to get a blowjob from her. Reluctantly she agreed but once she started swallowing hard dicks everybody joined in and soon she was deepthroating their giant pulsating boners all day - and all night !
What I´m more inclined to believe is that the security guys from PRO7 insist on giving her a full cavity search whenever she enters the building which is nothing more than a cheap excuse to put her body to the test.
By the way, the story that Sonya Kraus posed naked for a female character in a story in SCHWERMETALL, the german version of HEAVY METAL and that the issue sold out all over Germany was just a rumor - I know, what a bummer. In the comic book her character supposedly had lots of explicit sex with animal mutants and perverted tentacle monsters and it was almost photorealistic so that it was almost like naked photos of Sonya.
Well, in her younger years Sonya looked a lot like the bigbreasted girl on the cover and the fact that you didn´t see her face also gave it credibility.
But in the end it was just coincidence and the guy who started the rumor obviously used photoshopped pictures of hot sexbomb Marlene Mourreau.
What is probably true is that she manages to stay on the air because of her superior blowjob skills. I mean, Sonya is not that funny and while she is very hot there are other women in Germany who are way hotter and younger but still she always has a new show. Right now she has another weekly program and there has to be a reason for that. Insiders claim that before the new shows are approved Sonya pays the network boss a visit at an undisclosed location where he gets to use her in every which way and after that she returns with yet another show. Now no matter if you believe this it is undeniable that she does have a big mouth and she surely knows how to use her tongue the way she licks the telephone receiver.
SONYA´S BREASTS CAUSE RECORD RATINGS ON THE PERFECT MINUTE
One of her best moments was Sonya´s appearance on the game show DIE PERFEKTE MINUTE ( The perfect Minute ) and at that time there was a big brouhaha because she had very big breasts after being pregnant and the press was having a field day because the show was advertised as being " family friendly ". Now I don´t know what could be more family friendly that a pair of big breasts but then I also had not ignored all the promos where you could see Sonya´s new " porn boobs " as the press called them.
What do you know, it really IS like staring directly into the sun.
Anyway, Sonya appeared on the show wearing just jeans and a tight t - shirt and an ample cleavage and when she was handling these balls with great care - no pun intended - ( I never quite got what she was supposed to do but I didn´t care either ) and leaned forward for once in the history of german television the camera guy did what he was supposed to do and filmed it. At least SOMEBODY at Sat1 knew why people buy a High Def tv.
Sonya Kraus has now officially been nominated Germany´s top MILF !
For years Sonya has been the uncrowned german tv MILF queen as the hottest woman at the MILF age. But now the entire country could see Sonya´s new giant mommy boobs on the tv show THE PERFECT MINUTE.
And unlike most times on german tv in all their screenfilling glory. Yes, this is what HD tv was invented for. I mean usually my younger brother can´t stop telling me he can´t understand why I think Sonya´s hot. But when he saw her new megasized boobies he was drooling like crazy.
I have to say that the reaction of the german press was a bit fake, since they have been advertising the new season of the show with Sonya´s megacleavage for weeks. So it´s a bit weird that they sound so surprised. And it´s not like Sonya hasn´t been on the news already talking in detail about how her new " porn boobs " are almost exploding out of her chest.
Yep, after years of trying every trick in the book to make her boobs bigger she now got her wish. And while Sonya can´t wait to get her old cupsize back the male population of Germany hope she can keep her XXL - boobs for a very long time. That and doing nude pics for PLAYBOY. That would rule so much. Sonya all naked with her new giant double d airbags.
Anyway, here´s the article from the german press :
Die perfekte Minute: Sonya Kraus bezaubert mit Mega - Still - Busen
So sexy kann nur eine stillende Mutter sein ! In der Charity-Sendung " Die perfekte Minute " sorgte Sonya Kraus am Samstagabend für Momente der geistigen Verwirrung, zumindest bei männlichen Fernseh Zuschauern.
Die beworbene Familienfreundlichkeit des Sendung wurde gerade während der Spiele mit Sonya Kraus hammerhart auf die Probe gestellt. Die blonde Quasselstrippe schien vor allem wegen ihrer spektakulären bildschirmfüllenden Pornostar Oberweite eingeladen worden zu sein.
Beim Spiel " Stäbchen - Lift " musste sich Sonya Kraus über einen Tisch beugen, bearbeitet mit zwei Schaschlikspießen hoch - konzentriert mehrere Tischtennisbälle...In ihrem weißen Top wurde es trotz großem Ausschnitt zur Freude der TV - Zuschauer tatsächlich eng, was ausnahmsweise auch der Kameramann bemerkte. Der hielt nämlich ungerührt auf das prall gefüllte Mega - Dekolleté von Sonya Kraus.
Im engen T - Shirt präsentierte Sonya die Milchbar ihres Sohnes. Ihr selbst ist die Oberweite, die sie seit der Geburt mit sich herum schleppt eigentlich schon zu viel. Doch viele Betrachter findens einfach nur super.
Eltons Kommentar : " Was für eine geile Sau ! "
Und Ulla Kock am Brink ergänzte : " Was für ein Weib ! " Immerhin erspielte Sonya Kraus auch noch 50 000 Euro für einen guten Zweck.
Über ihren aufsehenerregenden Mega - Busen sagte Sonya Kraus der Zeitschrift Super Illu : " Was ich früher mit vielen Tricks und viel Mühe hingeschummelt habe, ist heute einfach da. Auf Dauer ist das zu viel. "
" Wenn Resi, die Milchkuh, in Frührente geht, erledigt sich das Problem hoffentlich von selbst. " so Kraus. Wobei viele Zuschauer hoffen sich noch lange an den prallen Eutern zu ergötzen. Denn wie S. aus N. sagt : " Die Sonya Kraus ist eine geile Fickstute ! Die würde ich gern mal melken ! "
Es wird sich zeigen. Bis dahin freuen sich die TV - Zuschauer über jeden spannenden Einblick in Frau Kraus pralle Milchgebirge. Die würde so mancher gern besteigen …......... and here´s the translated version :
The perfect minute : Kraus charms with mega - breastfeeding - boobs
Only a nursing mother can be that sexy ! On the charity show " The perfect minute " tv hostess Sonya Kraus made sure there were plenty of moments of bafflement, at least where male watchers were concerned.
The advertised family friendly character of the tv network was put to a bonehard test during the games with Sonya Kraus. The blonde chatterbox seemed to be invited mainly for her tv screen filling pornstar sized rack.
During the game " chopstick lift " the busty Sonya Kraus had to lean over a table and balance a few ping pong balls with full concentration......
To the delight of the tv - viewers it got pretty tight inside her white top despite a big cleavage - and unlike most times even the cameraguy noticed it. He gave Kraus almost exploding megaboobs a long close up.
In her tight t - shirt Sonya presented her son´s milkbar. She thinks the new xxl - boobs she got since her son´s birth are too big. But the audience just finds them super ! Elton´s comment : " What a hot bitch ! "
And Ulla Kock am Brink added : " What a broad ! " And sexbomb Sonya Kraus managed to win 50.000 Euros for charity with her appearance.
Sonya Kraus told SUPER ILLU magazine about her new and improved megatits : " What I used to fake with a lot of tricks and trouble, now it´s just there. In the long term these torpedoes are really too much for me. "
" If Resi, the milk cow, takes an early retirement.....I hope the problem is solved. " said Sonya. If her bigger boobs vanish again many viewers would be disappointed like S. from N. who´s a big fan of her new giant melons : " I would love to milk Sonya´s juggs ! She´s the ultimate breed mare ! "
Which may never happen - but who knows ? Till then the viewers enjoy every exciting look at Miss Kraus bursting milk mountains. There are a lot of audience members who would love to mount her...
Despite all the hype - or maybe because of it - the show got the highest viewer rating on that day and even doubled it in subsequent reruns.
Since this is our third Sonya Kraus birthday post I have already covered most celebrity birthdays where I have something to say about them but I just had to include two of my favorites. First up is Bruce Campbell who has his 60th birthday. He is best known for his role of Ash in the Army of Darkness movies which have spun off into a plethora of comic books.
Bruce Campbell is also one of the main characters on Burn Notice which had sexbomb Charisma Carpenter guest starring in one episode during the fourth season where she showed off her big talents in a blue bikini.
Charisma Carpenter also appeared on Veronica Mars but she is of course best known for playing Cordelia on Buffy and later on Angel where here appearances in skimpy outfits and bikini were the highlights of the show.
Daimn, Charisma´s funbags are still Airwolf. I would gladly volunteer as personal practice dildo for her oral and practical exam in spanish sex.
Klaus Maria Brandauer celebrates his 75th birthday. He was in the James Bond movie Never Say Never and although he didn´t have Halle Berry as a Bond girl he shot Introducing Dorothy Dandridge with her. I still haven´t found the time to watch it but God, she knew how to shake it back then.
Besides having four solo posts Halle Berry appears in my Justice League of America movie casting since it would be a dream come true to direct her. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing all the explicit sex scenes after the rest of the crew has left for the weekend. A very long weekend.
Ah, the sacrifices we make for art. It´s hardcore . . . I mean a hard job.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
Since there are no good videos with Sonya Kraus left on YouTube which I haven´t already posted so I wanted to include more stuff about one of the sultrysexbombs that have accompanied me through my teenage years and made my vacations back home in Spain all the better with her sexy appearances on spanish tv - mostly after midnight - and which I mentioned in this post. I´m talking of course about the incredible Marlene Mourreau.
While Marlene has spent most of her professional life working on spanish television she is native french so our first clip is from a french tv show where she appears with a deep cleavage that shows her breast assets.
Sadly the quality is not that good and it is only a compilation of the best scenes so please let me know if there is a better version on YouTube.
Now I have been getting some comments that I am always dwelling in the past, writing about cult sirens that may have been hot when I was young but are way over their prime nowadays. So I am also including a video from a more recent photo shooting of Marlene Mourreau for mag Primera Linea.
In Spain there is not such a big stigma about women in the entertainment industry getting naked as in Germany ( in Spain it is almost expected at a certain level of success ) so all famous women have done nude pictures. I think Marlene Mourreau still looks pretty amazing and she has a better body then when she was much younger like 20 or 25 years old. This woman is like wine or good comic books - she gets better and better with age.
Marlene was mostly on spanish tv after midnight which had a lot to do with her skimpy outfits. She also was almost banned from spanish tv and everybody who has seen what you could get away with on spanish tv can imagine how raunchy it must have been. Speaking of raunchy, sadly I have not found her performance of Salome - which is from where the animated GIF below is - so we have to make do with another Marlene music video.
Writing this part has made me realize that it is high time that I did a proper cult siren post on Marlene Mourreau since I haven´t really posted that many good pictures or information of her in her JLA casting solo post.
I think I already posted the english version of this but in honor of Sonya Kraus´ birthday here is the german video. I could see either - Sonya Kraus or Marlene Mourreau - playing the blonde boss with the generous cleavage jumpsuit and the nonstop bouncing action in a real life movie adaption.
We finish the post with a video you might have seen a few times because I have included TerrorVision from 1986 in a few posts only to cut it out again later. I hope if stays in this post and I can finally finish watching it.
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