Well, it looks like the future is already here and what I needed are not more high quality art pieces but just some interesting ones. So anyway, let's use the momentum we got going to do another ASTRO CITY post.
What a way to close up a month than with more ASTRO CITY goodness.
As I mentioned in my previous Alex Ross tribute post this is one of my all time favourite series which of course means that it doesn't come out as often as I would like. Or I should say " didn't come out " since the series has officially wrapped up. At least I think it has. That's one of the things that makes it difficult to collect ASTRO CITY. Unlike other series where the money grabbing people in power just put some third rate artist and hack writers on the book whenever needs be on ASTRO CITY you have two main guys - well, three if you count the covers by Alex Ross which do a lot to give this series its distinctive feel - working on the book and if there are problems - and there have been a lot of health problems with writer Kurt Busiek like a case of mercury poisoning - it goes on hiatus.
Or if the current story wraps up the series ends and returns when there is enough new material to guarantee the next four instalments come out on schedule. Plus there are also a lot of specials that come out during these sabbaticals - praise the lord - so it is difficult to know if it's really finished or if they are just on a break. Right now I am pretty sure the series is finished although there is a special that came out recently that I still haven't been able to get ( now that my comicbook spending budget is severely limited ) which I at first thought would be a graphic novel but now I think it is just a regular special. Man, I had the complete series but naturally I had to get rid of it all before coming to Spain and right now the only ASTRO CITY book I got is the first Metrobook ( with the first 18 issues ) because amazon Spain was offering it with an insane discount.
Anyway, for those who have never heard of Astro City I won't lay out the full story - who wants to know more about that can check out my old posts on the series - but like the name says the premise of the book is that instead of a whole universe it takes place in one city. Astro City.
It's a city with a lot of super heroes but the difference in this series is that we get the side of the super heroes that you usually don't get to see. Although the most part is about the regular normal humans who live in this city of heroes and what they experience. My favourite storylines are THE TARNISHED ANGEL where a former super villain ( who is expertly drawn by Brent Anderson to look like actor Robert Mitchum ) is hired to investigate the mysterious disappearance of lame third rate villains and stumbles upon a dastardly plot and CONFESSIONS in which a young boy becomes a sidekick although not of one of the heroes that he expected.
Naturally we have art from both of those stories. Which is my segueway to the contents of this post. As mentioned I needed a few more pieces for a full post but instead of more high quality stuff I stumbled across the ASTRO CITY TOUR GUIDE special which has pin ups by a literal Who's Who of comicbook artists from the late Carlos Pacheco to Jim Lee and anything in between. So fasten your seatbelts, put your tray table in the upward position and I hope you check this out if you have not already.
There are a few hardcovers and trades still available and there are also the new metrobooks which collects the entire series in six paperbacks.
summer in the city
astro stuff
astro links
I hate to start the link section off on a negative thing but literally the first thing I came across was this article from 2020 ( shows you how up to date I am ) by Rich Johnston on BLEEDINGCOOL about how DC Comics is not paying Alex Ross anymore for characters he created for KINGDOM COME . Now I have no special insight into these dealings but from the all facts it seems to be a tale as old as time where there is a new owner - in this case it's AT & T - and their first idea to turn a profit is to cut costs by not paying the creators. Which of course is short sighted and is shooting themselves in the foot but this behaviour is business as usual. For those interested in reading more about the whole matter I am also including a link to an article by Chris Coplan on AIPT who takes a closer look about the compensation of artists for the work and the legal matters involved.
Now one reason for including the article about Alex Ross is that there is a new Superman feature film ( which I haven't seen at this point ) formerly called Superman Legacy where the costume is clearly inspired by Alex Ross' Superman design for KINGDOM COME and James Gunn himself has gone on record that this was the inspiration for the new suit. As far as I know James Gunn has been very open about the source material for his movie - like Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely's ALL STAR SUPERMAN - and the only question is if Alex Ross has received any compensation although I don't even know if that is something James Gunn has any say about.
And to end on a more upbeat note check out the 824th part of Brian Cronin's neverending battle for truth, justice and the american way also called Comic Book Legends Revealed where he takes a look at the urban legend ( a clever segueway to my next post which will be the first in a series about urban legends ) that Alex Ross was almost tasked by DC Comics to redraw the first seven issues of Neil Gaiman's groundbreaking comicbook series THE SANDMAN - about which I have written various posts on this very blog including one about the adaption as a tv series .
astro videos
super hero date
metrobook one
since our two previous posts already had a video about kingdom come
special guest brent anderson
one season superhero tv shows I love how the thumbnail says better than marvel but then hawkeye and wandavision are on the list
misfits of science
heidi klum OMG
Speaking of super models ( as in super popular blow up sex doll deluxe models ) with giant - sized double jairbags, it's been three months since afro - american aphrodite Jair ( click here for the breast video of my future wife ) made her last appearance on the blog in my first post on Frank Miller's SIN CITY series ( since she would fit right in shaking her giant XXL - sized coconuts in a SIN CITY strip club and you know she would be perfect in a movie spreading her legs wider than a fillipino hooker ) so I thought it would be about time for a return engagement since she always seems to get a raise out of my most faithful followers.
For those keeping track I featured Jair in my second post on John Byrne's iconic run on THE FANTASTIC FOUR , my post on Marvel Comics Dazzler , my latest post about Ron Frenz run on THE MIGHTY THOR together with Tom De Falco , my Jim Aparo tribute with - almost - the entire original art for issue 170 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD , my post on Dick Dillin's run on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA and my post pimping two omnibus books as well as the most unlikely post which is about m - effing Gambit.
Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry with their relentless asian lubrication sensation marathons.
Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Jayka or Krischelle now that she is finally 18.
Sadly brabusting Teens React Busenwunder Becca has not appeared in any videos for a long time ( let's hope she is earning a living doing what is most beneficious for mankind : taking her clothes off and revealing her spectacular body in front of dozens of drunks or starring in adult movies where she uses her huge breasts for what they are intended , namely massaging giant horsecocks until they are hard enough to cut a diamond after which she impales herself on the lucky stiff's boner while doing the splits and sliding up and down on him making him squirt again and again until she has milked him completely dry ) but I think with her new Playmate Of The Decade - sized gazongas Haley can more than give her a run for her money . And I would also include Izzy in this eclectic group after the way she practically throws her boobs in your face in her latest videos where she also brings us a lot of cleavage bouncing action.
Another up and coming nubian boob star is alluring Angel who not only already has a stripper's stage name but she has developed greatly in the chest area over the last months giving male co - reactors huge boners.
As black women Jair and Angel are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.
They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular visitors of the blog may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ?
There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game shows it is a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.
Jair would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Open and other bikini / wet t - shirt shows like the California Girl Bikini Contest or Blue Ribbon Babes are not still around because she would be killing it !
I mean, really, who gets off on watching Jair eat disgusting stuff and who would prefer her punishment was to don a wet t - shirt and wash a car ?
What would be even better ( and therefore would never happen so I´m still rooting for the car wash idea ) is to either put a stipulation that Jair has to wear a t - shirt ( preferably a really tiny one with a lot of holes ) and for every food she tried she gets doused with a bucket of water.
Or - what I would prefer - she has to wear a wet t - shirt and a tiny g - string that doesn´t cover anything so her private parts would be fully exposed - and work the stripper pole for five minutes for every food.
JAIR in WET T - SHIRT SEX ADVENTURES WITH FUCKTORIA SQUIRTHARD
Now I have been thinking about casting Jair in a comicbook movie and apart from the usual suspects I realized that she would be perfect as Vicky Spritzfest ( Fucktoria Squirthard in the english translation ) the Busenwunder reporter for Notzucht TV that would have been introduced in the third issue of my discontinued adult comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN. Granted, in the comic Vicky is white and not black but I think Jair definitely has the long legs to pull it off and I don't think people would mind it much that her huge boobs are bigger than Vicky's.
Vicky is a plucky reporter with a body made for porn movies - which is why Jair would be perfect for this - who drives all men around her crazy.
Especially her perverted camera guy who is a rapist - in - training that " initiated " Vicky after her first live report by hiding in her motel room and using Vicky as his personal blow sex doll for the rest of the night.
From that moment on he has been sexually assaulting Vicky on a daily basis and even though she sometimes manages to fend off his attacks she always ends up in situations where multiple men have their way with her drilling every orifice in her pornstar body or she is at least naked - which is the reason why her broadcasts have such high ratings amongst all men.
Now in the story Vicky is reporting live from the annual Wet T - Shirt competition - together with fellow female Notzucht TV reporter Sandra Saugstark who was the winner of the wet t - shirt contest the last nine years in a row thanks to her huge melons as well as having a ten year winning streak as Miss Nude World - when three guys ( instigated by the horny camera guy ) first douse Vicky Spritzfest with a bucket of ice cold water so that everybody can see her nipples and then pull up her shirt exposing her wet and naked pornstar tits to the entire world on live tv.
Of course Vicky changes her wardrobe immediately but the whole male audience has already seen her nude melons and her outfit can't hide her spectacular titanic twin torpedoes stretching out her tight top. Naturally the tv station is inundated by phone calls, e - mails, twitter messages or whatnot of drooling perverts with huge erections who implore the guys in charge to obligate Vicky continue the broadcast topless so the station manager smells a big PR opportunity and decides to let all viewers vote if Vicky should participate in the wet t - shirt contest alongside ten times defending champion Sandra Saugstark for the title of Biggest Tits on TV.
Even if she doesn't win, the five finalists at least get a money prize and are featured in a naked PLAYBOY pictorial ( which should tell you when this story was written ). So Vicky wins the poll by a landslide because everybody wants to see her spread those legs bucknaked in PLAYBOY.
During the contest Vicky uses her natural born sluttiness and her superior stripper skills that she used to work her way through college to win over the crowd and apart from one little slip up - which she manages to turn into a bonerinducing stripper move - everything works out for the breast.
I don't think I would have let her win the contest - as good as she is Sandra's boobs just eclipse her and Sandra also gets her clothes totally ripped off by the crowd as her performance almost turns into an orgy.
I think the way I would have gone is that Vicky wins sixth place - which means that she will not get naked for PLAYBOY magazine - but at the last minute the second place winner is disqualified because she is only 16 ( she does have giant tits which makes it believable everybody thought she was of legal age ) and Vicky has to strip naked for PLAYBOY after all.
The end would be Sandra Saugstark ( with her shirt ripped to shreds, her boobs hanging out of her bustier and her mouth and cleavage covered in cum because male co - host Mandingo Schlonglong assaulted her sexually off camera ) reporting that Vicky Spritzfest celebrated her fifth place in the wet t - shirt contest with an impromptu sex marathon orgy with the entire soccer team FC Spread Them who slipped Vicky an overdose of illegal sex drugs. I don't know if I would have included the penetration sensation orgy in issue three but judging by how things worked out in the past I would have probably have to leave that part for the next issue.
Now as an incentive to get as many people as possible to vote for Vicky to enter the wet t - shirt contest the tv station manager offered five prices which I think could also be used for Jair be it as punishments for losing in React videos or as incentives for premium channel members.
The fifth prize would have been a meet & greet with Vicky - in a tiny micro bikini - and the participation in a two hour bodypainting class with Vicky as the canvas where the lucky winner gets to apply the paint with his hands and help Vicky to get clean afterwards as he uses his rockhard boner to make sure those hard to reach places get enough showering gel.
The fourth prize would have been a visit to Vicky's shooting for PLAYBOY magazine to experience her spreading her insanely long legs better than a phillipino hooker first hand. The shooting ends with the lucky winner alone on the set with Vicky who has been " accidentally " handcuffed naked to the bed after the crew leaves for a three hour lunch break.
The third prize is a 12 hours all expenses paid trip to a nude beach on a desert island that is so secluded that nobody will hear Vicky's screams when you use her like a blow up sex doll. If you don't believe it just ask the tv station manager who has used the island for many weekend trips with female employees including Vicky Spritzfest and Sandra Saugstark.
Second prize would have been a " surprise " visit to the set of Notzucht TV where Vicky Sprtzfest is taping the Sketch Of The Week which in this case is the re - creation of Halle Berry's famous sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " and the lucky winner would get to participate.
In the original scene Halle Berry only had sex with one guy but since not only the winner of the prize wants to slambang ultimate men milking machine Vicky but also the camera guy and the tv station manager they turn the scene into a fourway while they are already at it without even consulting Vicky. Who naturally is not too thrilled about it but because she is already drilled hard by two guys her protests fall on deaf ears.
Especially when the third guy rams his huge erection down her throat.
And last but not least the first prize would be a hot candlelight dinner followed by an all expenses paid weekend at a luxurious five star hotel.
As a special feature the big bedroom comes with Vicky in Victoria's Secret lingerie who is pumped full of illegal sex drugs and handcuffed with her legs spread apart and tied to the bedposts. As another bonus the room is soundproof so nobody can hear Vicky scream at the top of her lungs when they slambang her brains out six ways to Sunday. Which in this case is quite literally since the lucky winner gets to have his way with ultimate sex machine Vicky from Friday morning until Sunday night.
Anyway, those are the prizes the tv viewers in the story would have won and I think this would also be things that should be considered with Jair because I think every red blooded straight male would love to encounter our favourite afro - american aphrodite in such a bonerinducing setting .
Anyway, I thought that nubian Busenwunder Jair with her huge chocolate melons would be a good fit for the role but as always the most obvious choice didn't occur to me which is the star of the series nymphomanic exhibitionist Elisa Bett ( not sure if I will call her Elisa Bed or Elisa Bad in the english version ) a. k. a. Halle Berry of Stuttgart whom I based - at least her physical aspect - on a certain sex goddess I will not name.
Originally Halle was my template for Elisa Bett because that way I could make my wet sex phantasies kind of real but I have to admit that Jair would also be a good fit since she was born for porn. Even if I never get to make the xxx - rated movie version of VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.
Speaking of which what would not change would be that her roommate would be the completely fictive 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Jaja Han ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics and all affiliated companies ) who should not be confused with the real and non fictive ( at least I hope that she isn't ) 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han .
With that said there are five scenes from the comics ( some from the issues that have come out and some from the issues that were planned but haven't come out yet ) that I would definitely have to put into the movies especially if I could only find somebody who could believably portray the completely fictive wet 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay sex dream Jaja Han ( hint, hint ). Now the first one is of course the scene where Jaja Han is doing a pole dance wearing the same outfit as Akira Lane in the picture below which so far has only been included in the bonus section.
There were plans to get a variant cover done by a german artist well known for his erotic comics that I had contacts to but for reasons outside of both of our control that never materialized. In any case the story here would be that an always horny comicbook artist ( which is in no way a self insert for yours truly ) persuades Jaja to do a pole dance for charity and as a responsible guy I have to .... I mean this guy has to pull down Jaja's slip to make sure nobody gets to see her private parts when she is using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino prostitute.
The second one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Jaja Han to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.
Number three would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Jaja Han who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.
The next scene is one with Elisa Bett - finally a scene with Jair - who is dressed up as Wonderbra Woman ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) in which she walks in on Jaja Han dressed up as Power Babe who is giving me ... I mean giving the comicbook artist who is not me a two hour long double breasted deepthroat dick massage. Because he bet her five bucks that she could not swallow the entire shaft and like all asian sexbombs she got totally carried away once she had started titfucking his schlong.
Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include where Jair returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find that now the comicbook artist is slam - banging Jaja Han's brains out six ways to Sunday because he made another bet that she could have sex with him all night long and he would not come twice. And instead of money she agreed to become his living blow up sex doll for the next three months.
Anyway, Elisa Bett - played by Jair - would not come in to tell Jaja Han that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that he will not come twice and in fact he came over a dozen times not only two times ) but to get her to share the comicbook artist's boner.
You know, now that I am looking at these pictures again I realize that the current reigning boob queen of " Tits React " Busenwunder Hailey would be a perfect match for Elisa Bett since she not only has the gigantic tits to fill out Power Girl's magical boob window without breaking a sweat but has become what can only be described as " Russ Meyer's wet sex dream ". Man, the things I would do with living blow up sex doll Haley and ultimate men milking machine Jair if only I was 20 years younger.
I would most definitely have to re - enact the late 41E ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 real life Power Girl , Playmate Of The Month of May 1993 and Playmate Of The Year in 1994 Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith's ( who has literally fucked her rich husband to death so she could inherit all his millions ) iconic sex scene from To The Limit with Hailey. Especially shooting the part where Anna arches her body backwards with her giant boobs in the air would be epic. Speaking of shooting through sheer bad luck - or dumb luck depending on how you see it - I would have to " accidentally " botch all takes until I have shot my entire load while squirting like a firehose.
Now I went back to find out how on earth an old breast fixated pervert like me could have missed Haley's huge hooters and first of all there are a lot of videos I missed and there were a lot of videos where she was hiding her giant - sized woman - things under a thick shirt or sweater.
Well, those are just some ideas I have been spit balling if I could get Jair to play the role of Elisa Bett instead of a certain nubian sex goddess who has been voted the sexiest woman on the entire planet twice in a row.
Of course there are other parts from issue one - like when she dresses up as the younger big breasted twin sister of Halle Berry to distract a cop from the drugs stashed in her car which backfires epically as he takes her to the station where he handcuffs her, does a full cavity search and then makes her spread her long legs while he is drilling her from behind.
At the same time he is pressing her giant gazongas against a two - way mirror which is recorded by all of his colleagues without her knowledge and the footage somehow ends up as volume 11, 12 and 13 of the real life sex tape series Porno Police : Double Dee Delinquents. Which later on leads to an uninhibited sex orgy with half a dozen of her biggest ( and I mean her biggest since they all have huge monstercocks ) teenage fans at a no tell motel. Jair would really be perfect for these kind of movies.
The " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " it is and as always here is the obligatory top five of Jair's newest breast reaction videos. This Sexbombe will be a hot wife AND a mistress.
Since I used an animated GIF of blonde XXXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian news tv as a stand - in for nine times wet t - shirt contest winner and ten times Miss Nude World champion Sandra Saugstark ( it is fitting since I wrote that part with Oana Andoni in mind ) I wanted to include - if not the usual top five breast videos than - at least the video I used to make that GIF to show newer blog followers who haven't seen it that I did not alter the animated GIF to make her boobs bigger and that women with such huge melons really exist in the world. Well, I couldn't find it nor any other videos from that time period. That's the bad news.
The good news is that I found new videos with her even if her breasts look a bit smaller in them. Mind you, smaller with Oana Andoni is still pretty huge compared to other female news anchors. I don't know why her boobs were so spectacularly ginormous in those videos - maybe she was pregnant - but for me her size in the following videos is big enough.
gespenster geschichten
jetzt im kino
fright night 2
schlefaz
the little vampire
american version
jason dark
three parter
Since I already mentioned Anna Nicole Smith's iconic sex scene To The Limit I should probably provide more context for blog visitors who don't have the foggiest idea who she was. Plus since I use a lot of her GIFs on an almost daily basis it might not be a bad idea to write something a bit longer about her for future reference as I usually use the shorter version.
Now I am not going to give you the full biography of Anna Nicole Smith - who wants to read that there are enough pages about her on the net - just some bullet points and I guess her first claim to fame was when she was featured on the cover of the March issue of the PLAYBOY in 1992.
Some people think that she first gained notoriety as the Guess ? jeans succeeding all natural german 42C - 24 - 36 super model Claudia Schiffer in the role but she was on the cover of PLAYBOY first. On the cover, not inside. Anna Nicole Smith later was featured as the Playmate Of The Month of May in 1993 and became the Playmate Of The Year for 1994 .
Besides being featured in the Playboy Playmate Video Calendar in two consecutive years there also were two special edition PLAYBOY videos with her Playboy : The Best Of Anna Nicole Smith and Anna Nicole Smith Exposed : Her Secrets Revealed of which at least one was also released in Germany and if I still had my vhs collection I could tell you which one.
Anyway, the video tape in question featured a lot more steamy footage with Anna Nicole Smith besides what you got in the two video calendars and I remember that it was priced very reasonably so that even a poor horny wretch like me could afford it. To give you an idea of how much in demand Anna Nicole Smith was at that time, besides of her appearances in PLAYBOY that I already mentioned she was also in 25 additional issues of PLAYBOY magazine worldwide ( two times in Germany alone ), 10 ( ! ) PLAYBOY special issues and the Playboy's Celebrities video from 1999.
Now regular visitors of TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN are more familiar with Anna Nicole Smith because she was one of the top contenders from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over on my old boobie blog which I can't stop mentioning since she was practically predestined for that role.
Now as for my personal verdict I have to say that if you leave out the exclusiveness factor of Skyscraper it is a draw and I much prefer To The Limit. Which might not be a big surprise since I already mentioned Anna Nicole Smith's iconic sex scene in that movie which for me is her breast one. But I also prefer her nude scene in the bathtub where Anna Nicole is pleasuring herself and the shower scene where she is using the shower head as a sex toy in To The Limit to her shower sex scene in Skyscraper.
That's not to say that Skyscraper has not great sex scenes like the picnic scene - but at the end of the day I like the ones in To The Limit better.
With movies of such a nature - meaning a lot of violence and sex scenes - you already know they can be heavily censored in the german version so I went to SCHNITTBERICHTE where you can find that kind of information.
I only could find a comparison between the uncut version of To The Limit - At The Right Place At The Right Time ( yep, that's the german title, do not ask me why, I didn't pick it ) and the US tv version but according to them the movie started in german theaters with the uncut FSK version ( which is not necessarily the same as the original uncut version ) and on vhs with a FSK 16 version that was cut 12 minutes and an uncut version.
The movie then landed on the german index list for movies harmful for children for the next 25 years until it was taken from the list in 2022.
Shortly after that it debuted as an uncut DVD release and in November 2024 as a HD mediabook. As for Skyscraper ( also just called Skyscraper in Germany ) I did find a comparison between the uncut 16 version from the Netherlands and the uncut FSK 18 version as well as one between the uncut US DVD and the cut version on german pay tv channel Premiere .
Okay, so this far I have managed to skirt around most of the negative parts of her life but I think we have to talk about the second marriage of Anna Nicole Smith ( which sounds like either a very cheap horror movie or one of those turkish telenovelas that are so vogue in Spain ) and the claims that she slamfucked her husband to death to inherit his millions.
And I'm not going to lie I really can't feel sorry for 89 year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall because this guy achieved his life goals. I mean to become a billionaire you have to treat people bad and after doing that he marries a frikkin Playmate Of The Year who is not only built like Russ Meyer's version of Jayne Mansfield but on top of the slut tries to kill him by having sex with him every night, all night long many positions in. She probably had him on a strict viagra diet so he would stay erect as long as possible so she could ride his dick that was hard as unto a thing of iron like a breeding stallion at insemination week - without break or mercy.
another great comic by kurt busiek
Since I included a video from Noches Con Platanito as an example of tv shows where hot sexbombs get drenched in water in the part about Tits React Busenwunders Haley and Jair I want to include a full episode and lo and behold there is one with mexican 40C - 22 - 35 Über Power Girl Ninel Conde whom blog regulars might remember since she has appeared quite a few times in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section plus I have also cast her as Zatanna in my Justice League movie Hollywood edition .
Ninel Conde is a mexican singer and actress and - with her incredible chest size of course - swimsuit model who has starred in the very popular telenovela REBELDE which you can see in a lot of countries like Spain.
The show was on during one of my stays in Spain ( which tells you how long ago that was ) and first I thought it was a continuation of the mega successful tv show REBELDE WAY starring the megahot Luisana Lopilato.
Speaking of celebrities, I mentioned in previous posts that Married With Children was not only seen in other countries in the original version but a few countries did for whatever reason their own version of the Bundys.
REBELDE WITHOUT A CAUSE ( BUT WITH ONE HELL OF A BUBBLEBUTT )
In Germany they were called the Strunks and the title of the sitcom was Help ! My Family Is Crazy ! and the less said about this show the better.
I don't know how they manage to do that but every time Germany adapts a foreign tv series or show format that is also adapted by other countries theirs is always the worst version. One of the breast foreign versions is the adaption from Argentinia Casados Con Hijos mainly because of the participation of all natural 40D - 22 - 36 telenovela star Luisana Lopilato.
Whom only my most faithful followers might remember from the last post of the Hollywood edition from my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series . Luisana is probably most famous for playing Mia Colucci on Rebelde Way thanks to the striptease below and before she married her idol Michael Bubble she was Bruce Willis guide when he visited Argentinia in 2008. Like they say in Germany : Bruce Will es, Bruce kriegt es. He has a knack for getting ultimate blow up sex dolls.
Coming back to Rebelde Way, the argentine telenovela was such a huge hit worldwide it was even on german tv but I missed the first chapters.
The show takes place in a prestigious private boarding school for kids of the argentinan elite and gifted children so singing and dancing is a big part of the curriculum. Luisana plays Mia Colucci who is a bit of a snob and sex queen bee at school ( her Mom is a famous fashion designer ).
Luisana shot to prominence when she displayed her booming underage porn body in a sexy dance number giving millions a feeling of guilt about their raging woodies caused by 16 year old Ms. Lopilato´s rumpshaking.
Here is a video of Luisa Lopilato´s full sexy dance with the striptease.
She filled out quite nice and millions of horny shutins could breathe a sigh of relief when she became of legal age and still had a booming hardbody . Coming back to Casados Con Hijos, there is also a version from Chile called Casado Con Hijos which of course does not star Luisana Lopilato so don't get Casados Con Hijos and Casado Con Hijos mixed up.
Now one thing I that noticed right away while going through the various episodes of Casados Con Hijos is that some of the characters are quite different in this version. The most obvious one is their version of Marcy - who is called Maria Elena Fusenco ( the argentinian version of the Bundys are called Argento which as far as I know is the word for silver and in spanish plata is also a slang word for money so maybe their name is meant as a pun because they never have much money ) - which I am saying because the actress who plays her is not as flat chested as the original Marcy Amanda Bearse. Who surprisingly has her own charms.
As I said the argentinian counterpart is way bustier than the original and I tried to find the measurements of latin cougar Erica Rivas who plays that role but I couldn't find them anywhere. If there is someone out there who can help me out in that department - or who has any other additional info about her - please let me know in the comments below.
Anyway, the episode with their version of the scene with Amanda Bearse from the video above is called Un Argento Suelto En La Universidad - episode 103 - and I might be going out on a limb but not only does Erica Rivas seem to be more of a sexy vamp she also gives me the vibe that she is not as sexually repressed as the original Marcy the way she enjoys making Coqui Argento - their version of Bud Bundy - horny and delights in seeing him squirm. Sadly I couldn't find that episode but instead I did find episode 37 called El Sueño De La Gitana with Erica Rivas although the latin dicktamer doesn't get to strut her stuff as much in this one.
I bet if you look in the mexican dictionary under MILF ( or MMIGF in that case ) there´s a picture of Ninel Conde. And it´s a probably a foldout.
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