Friday, April 12, 2024

Friday Fight Night : Frank Miller's SIN CITY !

Since I get inundated by notices that my OneDrive will soon expire and I will not be able to add new files if I don't get rid of some pictures I am going through my folders to do just that and while doing so I realized that it has not only been two and a half years since my last Frank Miller spotlight I have also never done a SIN CITY exclusive black and white post. So I have decided to rectify this gross oversight as soon as possible.


And this will be a shorter black and white post than usual because Frank Miller did all the SIN CITY stories in black and white - normally with one prominent primary added for special effect - so there are no coloured versions thus we only have 23 pictures instead of the standard 46 ( since the black and white page and the coloured version count as one page ).


Speaking of previous posts, I already included the link for my last Frank Miller tribute post where I did a - very brief - overview of his career and the reason was to support Frank Miller who was getting flack because of some of his work. And I didn't say that there are not aspects of his work that are questionable. Or racist. Or sexist. Or political incorrect. My stance was more like : again ? Another woman or cancel pig / assassin who wants to get more media attention by dragging up some stuff a comicbook creator 100 times more talented than her did 20 years ago ?

Where was she when the material she is complaining about came out ?


Oh, I see, still shitting in her diapers. That makes sense. That's what I love about the killer pigs ( in light of Ed Piskor taking his own life due to false accusations and the machinations of an online lynch mob I can't kepp calling them cancel pigs because that is to nice ) they don't know anything about anything, they have not even the most basic knowledge of comicbook history and when they come across something that they deem unacceptable they immediately assume that they are the first one who discovered this and they have to tell the whole world. Nevermind taking the time to do a google search that would take up five minutes of their valuable time. Just make a big ruckus on the interwebs and waste everybody's time as long as they get more attention. Anyway, coming back to the topic of this post I have already done a few Frank Miller spotlight posts that newer visitors of the blog might want to check out.


First off we have two posts on his groundbreaking run on DAREDEVIL, one in 2017 and one in 2019 and the reason why there was no Frank Miller DAREDEVIL post in 2018 is that I like to switch up things once in a while.


As longtime followers of TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN know I also have a soft spot for the underrated, underappreciated, overlooked or forgotten works of comicbook creators so in 2018 I wrote a spotlight post on Frank Miller's contribution to the friendly neighbourhood Spider - Man universe.


Coming back to SIN CITY, since I already said all that I have to say about that series in the aforementioned Frank Miller spotlight post we can - almost - go in medias res directly. One last thing I have to mention is that all of the pages in this post are from a special edition of SIN CITY - as you can clearly see by the annotations at the bottom of some of the pages - but I have no idea if it is from an Artist's Edition or one of the other special editions that have been done over the decades. And with that said it's Miller time. Man, I have been waiting years to say that.


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One thing I always have to mention in connection with the SIN CITY movies is that men milking 38B - 24 - 33 blow up sex doll Jessica Alba refused to get naked although she played a stripper . Maybe it´s just me but when you play a stripper isn´t getting naked in the job description ?


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the only cult siren I recognized from the episodes cast is afro - american aphrodite Lynn Whitfield who definitely earned herself a place in the Hollywood Nude Hall Of Fame with her stunning portrayal of feminist striptease icon Josephine Baker in The Josephine Baker Story .


One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.


Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.


When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.


Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.


Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.


From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.

And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.


And with that thought in mind we come back to TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nippels. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing mising is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.


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I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION )

Longtime followers of the blog may remember that Jeannie Mai used to appear quite regularly in my posts, mostly when I was waxing philosophic about shooting a porn movie with living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who might object to shooting the explicit sex scenes I have in mind ( and you can read more about the kind of movie I would love to shoot with Yaya in this post ) - even if she was literally built for porn when she gave herself those giant - sized 44D porn implants - and that I would have to bring in hasian porn super star Miko Lee as a sex double who has no qualms about getting her sex freak on in front of a camera.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 44D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya Han in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced !

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 42C and not a 44D like Yaya I think she can be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my sex obsession about asian women and the fact that she has never made a secret about what a freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with Jeannie making her THE REAL co - hosts speechless and turning the male audience into drooling idiots with her boner - inducing boob exercises .


In which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guy's dicks harder than unto a thing of iron !


Now as longtime followers know it has been quite some time - almost three years ( !!! ) - since I last featured living asian blow up sex doll Jeannie Mai which is the reason that I was not aware that there are complete episodes of THE REAL on YouTube. And in excellent quality to boost. Of course the first episode I just have to include is the one with the vibrating bra in which Jeannie Mai does her famous boob exercises.



The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL so we know Jeannie loves to dress up for Halloween or in the privacy of her home.

 
Of course the animated GIF of Jeannie Mai as the wishgranting Jeannie from the famous 60s sitcom ( there is an interesting story why Jeannie Mai shares a name with her in the video below ) is from the Halloween episode. Which I also had to include as Jeannie Mai's outfit that makes all red blooded males fantasize of adding her to your personal harem as the newest erection attraction alone is worth the price of admission.


Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than 3 wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it is difficult to tell a story while getting your brains effed out, screaming with pleasure at the top of your lungs.

Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her ex hubby let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for hard asian lubrication ejaculation.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home because I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating or am I falling short ?


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ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOMA ZOOM ZOOM ON EVA'S LATIN BOOM BOOM !

One of the most disappointing things about Miller's The Spirit is that it completely underutilized latin 40C - 25 - 36 love machine Eva Mendes.

Who has not had much success with comicbook movies but in Frank Miller's awful adaption of comic book legend Will Eisner's The Spirit at least we got a quick glance at her bubbly buttocks. And she also showed her completely naked backside in Training Day with Denzel Washington.

Eva Mendes really has the prototype of a perfectly heart shaped ass.

Which is the best shape for doing it doggystyle - and we all owe Denzel Washington a debt of gratitude for convincing Eva Mendes for not giving up on her career, making this film but most of all doing this nude scene.

Which according to insiders Denzel not only rehearsed extensively with Eva in his trailer but on the days they shot the actual scene he made Eva come earlier than the rest of the crew so when they arrived on the set Denzel had already been method acting Eva's brains out for a few hours.

Now I don't know if there were any wild and uninhibited sex marathons going on between Eva Mendes and Nicholas Cage at the set of Ghost Rider after the rest of the crew had left for the day and they also could have continued their out of control fuck orgies when they reunited while filming The Bad Lieutenant : Port Of Call - New Orleans but I doubt it.

Not because Eva Mendes is not an ultimate men milking machine that has a lot more to offer than just one of the best latin butts in movie history.


But because both were in a relationship at that time. Eva Mendes was dating George Augusto and Nicholas Cage was married to korean 36D - 25 - 36 knockout Alice Kim so I guess he had no sexual complaints at that time because we all know that life sucks but dem asian girls deepthroat !

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