Fantastic Four Friday with John Byrne ( 2 )

Once again we have a post that came from me working on the bonus section of another post for which I needed a picture from John Byrne's iconic run on FANTASTIC FOUR and realizing that I not only had more than enough material for the next Fantastic Four Friday post but also that is has been over a year since the last instalment from this series .

Now before my longtime followers complain, I know that this is actually my fourth John Byrne FANTASTIC FOUR post but since none of them were written on a Friday they don't count as FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY posts.

Those were mostly focused on the part of John Byrne's run where Jerry Ordway - who is a great artist himself - did the inks. Anyway, I also did mention John Byrne's quasi pre - tenure on the book where he was not the writer during which he was inked by the great late Joe Sinnott .

Most people skip those issues but I always liked this part of the Fantastic Four's lore because for one, I have always been a huge John Byrne fan ( and I can't even think about how many of his comicbooks I had to sell before coming to Spain ) and secondly there is the brilliant In Search Of Galactus storyline in which the big G squares off in a donnybrook against the Sphinx who matches Galactus if not in power than at least in size.

Anyway, since the first FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH JOHN BYRNE post concentrated mostly on the team's journey into the negative zone we are going back to the very beginning of when John Byrne took over the writing reigns. As it has become a staple for new Fantastic Four artists they go up against Diablo first but we also have Johnny Storm's girlfriend Frankie Raye - who would break his heart later down the line - as well as the first appearance of Ben Grimm's favourite Aunt Petunia ( which was not how everybody pictured it ) and the obligatory visit to the Inhumans.

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While he is not on any of the pages I selected for this post Doctor Victor Von Doom is in what is not only one of the best stories of John Byrne's run on FANTASTIC FOUR but one of the best Doom stories of all times.

And he is not just one of the Fantastic Four's best villains but one of the best villains in the entire Marvel universe ( at least until the cancel pigs took over the reigns, I shudder to think what they would do with the ruler of Latveria in the new stories - and I use that term loosely ) which is why he is the hardest working villain in Marvel Comics. The good evil doctor is really a busy man and our pal Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has listed the Five Times Doctor Doom Made A Shocking Last Page Reveal from the Man Without Fear to a certain Master Of Kung Fu.

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john byrne fantastic four artist select edition does anybody buy these books I understand the appeal of the marvel masterworks comics in the original format with a heftier price tag but in a high quality hardcover edition the epic collection comics in the original format a cheaper but in softcover which replaced the marvel essentials which was one of my favourite lines since you got a huge and thick phonebook of comics plus in black and which was the only way some of us got to see the inks who could not afford the artist editions and the omnibus really thick hardcovers with cheaper paper than the marvel masterworks and the artist and artifact editions which is when you really have some spending money plus it's the next best thing to buying original art and I have two king size books which I keep pimping but since I made a complete spin - off post about that I don't have to go into detail here but anyway I never quite understood the appeal of these artist select editions they have the size of an artist edition and I think they are in the same price range but they have no original art the page count is the same as an artist edition but I don't think you get the same value okay it is a limited signed and numbered edition but I don't feel that a lot of effort went into making it special it's true all of the stories in these books were selected by the artists themselves but that also means that there are very few consecutive issues so it's not a good read and your favourite stories are probably not the same as the artists favourite stories I feel like the only way they could have made this worth your hard earned comicbook money would have been if every issue in this book - or every story arc if there are consecutive issues - had at least one full page explaining what the story is about if there is any historical significance and why the artis chose this one over hundreds of other issues but the didn't even do that so as I said I am not quite sure what the incentive to buy these books us supposed to be so if you know please let me know in the comments below

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Who would fit right in shaking her giant XXL coconuts is afro - american aphrodite Jair ( click here for the breast video of my future wife ) whom I have already featured in my recent post on Marvel Comics Dazzler , my latest post about Ron Frenz run on THE MIGHTY THOR together with Tom De Falco , my Jim Aparo tribute post with - almost - the entire original art for issue 170 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD , my post on Dick Dillin's run on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA , my post pimping two omnibus books as well as the most unlikely post which is about m - effing Gambit.

So I wanted to include something new as I always try to come up with stuff I haven't posted yet and there are always ideas I forgot to mention.

In my latest Jair spotlights I have done the obligatory comicbook casting where I put Jair into the role of Vicky Spritzfest ( which would be either Victoria Squirthard or Victoria Squirtproof in the english translation ) the Busenwunder reporter with legs for miles almost up to her chin for the channel NOTZUCHT TV who would have been introduced in the third issue of my - at this point - discontinued adult comicbook series called VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN even if Jair's boobs are bigger than Vicky's.

Vicky - who is constantly getting into situations where she ends up naked and is more often than not used like a cheap blow up sex doll by many guys on camera ( which explains her extremely high ratings amongst the male audience ) when she is not sexually assaulted by all her perverted colleagues - gets into all kind of shenanigans and ends up competing in a wet - t - shirt contest ( after her camera guy paid two drunk college students to splash her with water and then rip off her t - shirt during a live broadcast ) with the stipulation that she will do a photoshooting for PLAYBOY magazine if she ends up winning or is amongst the five finalists.

There are also five prices the tv station offered as incentives for the viewers to vote for Victoria - which range from a body painting class where the lucky winner gets to apply the paint with his hands ( or any other body part he chooses ) to re - enact afro - american 40E - 25 - 37 sex machine Halle Berry's famous sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " ( only in this version he is joined by the director and the tv station boss to turn it into a triple pussy penetration orgy ) to an all expenses paid weekend at a the honeymoon suite of a five star hotel with Victoria decked out in the tiniest lingerie from the - appropriate - Victoria's Secret catalogue, handcuffed, gagged and tied to the bed.

Anyway, I thought that nubian Busenwunder Jair with her huge chocolate melons would be a good fit for the role but as always the most obvious choice didn't occur to me which is the star of the series nymphomanic exhibitionist Elisa Bett ( not sure if I will call her Elisa Bed or Elisa Bad in the english version ) a. k. a. Halle Berry of Stuttgart whom I based - at least her physical aspect - on a certain sex goddess I will not name.

Originally she was my template for Elisa Bett because that way I could make my wet sex phantasies kind of real but I have to admit that Jair would also be a good fit since she was born for porn. Even if I never get to make the xxx - rated movie version of VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.

Speaking of which what would not change would be that her roommate would be the completely fictive 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Jaja Han ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics and all affiliated companies ) who should not be confused with the real and non fictive ( at least I hope that she isn't ) 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han.

With that said there are five scenes from the comics ( some from the issues that have come out and some from the issues that were planned but haven't come out yet ) that I would definitely have to put into the movies especially if I could only find somebody who could believably portray the completely fictive wet 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay sex dream Jaja Han ( hint, hint ). Now the first one is of course the scene where Jaja Han is doing a pole dance wearing the same outfit as Akira Lane in the picture below which so far has only been included in the bonus section.

There were plans to get a variant cover done by a german artist well known for his erotic comics that I had contacts to but for reasons outside of both of our control that never materialized. In any case the story here would be that an always horny comicbook artist ( which is in no way a self insert for yours truly ) persuades Jaja to do a pole dance for charity and as a responsible guy I have to .... I mean this guy has to pull down Jaja's slip to make sure nobody gets to see her private parts when she is using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino prostitute.

The second one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Jaja Han to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.

Number three would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Jaja Han who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.

The next scene is one with Elisa Bett - finally a scene with Jair - who is dressed up as Wonderbra Woman ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) in which she walks in on Jaja Han dressed up as Power Babe who is giving me ... I mean giving the comicbook artist who is not me a two hour long double breasted deepthroat dick massage. Because he bet her five bucks that she could not swallow the entire shaft and like all asian sexbombs she got totally carried away once she had started titfucking his schlong.

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include where Jair returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find that now the comicbook artist is slam - banging Jaja Han's brains out six ways to Sunday because he made another bet that she could have sex with him all night long and he would not come twice. And instead of money she agreed to become his living blow up sex doll for the next three months.

Anyway, Elisa Bett - played by Jair - would not come in to tell Jaja Han that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that he will not come twice and in fact he came over a dozen times not only two times ) but to get her to share the comicbook artist's boner.

You know, now that I am looking at these pictures again I realize that the current reigning boob queen of " Tits React " Busenwunder Hailey would be a perfect match for Elisa Bett since she not only has the gigantic tits to fill out Power Girl's magical boob window without breaking a sweat but has become what can only be described as " Russ Meyer's wet sex dream ". Man, the things I would do with living blow up sex doll Haley and ultimate men milking machine Jair if I only was 20 years younger.

Well, those are just some ideas I have been spit balling if I could get Jair to play the role of Elisa Bett instead of a certain nubian sex goddess who has been voted the sexiest woman on the entire planet twice in a row.

Of course there are other parts from issue one - like when she dresses up as the younger big breasted twin sister of Halle Berry to distract a cop from the drugs stashed in her car which backfires epically as he takes her to the station where he handcuffs her, does a full cavity search and then makes her spread her long legs while he is drilling her from behind.

At the same time he is pressing her giant gazongas against a two - way mirror which is recorded by all of his colleagues without her knowledge and the footage somehow ends up as volume 11, 12 and 13 of the real life sex tape series Porno Police : Double Dee Delinquents. Which later on leads to an uninhibited sex orgy with half a dozen of her biggest ( and I mean her biggest since they all have huge monstercocks ) teenage fans at a no tell motel. Jair would really be perfect for these kind of movies.

Because I think every red blooded straight male would love to encounter our favourite afro - american aphrodite in such a bonerinducing setting .

The " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " it is and as always here is the obligatory top five of Jair's newest breast reaction videos. This Sexbombe will be a wife AND a mistress.

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