Friday, December 08, 2023

Justice like lightning : the Thunderbolts !

Yes, this was the post I was itching to do ever since I found a plethora of original Mark Bagley artwork for one of Marvel comics undisputed best comicbook series of all times THE THUNDERBOLTS as well as from the other series he worked on like AMAZING SPIDER - MAN or NEW WARRIORS.

Now one of the reasons why THUNDERBOLTS is such a great series is that it has one of the best twists in comicbook history at the end of the first issue but that also makes it incredibly difficult to write about the series without spoiling things for those who have still not read it. So I won't say too much about the story and if I do I am trying to keep it as spoiler free as possible. That doesn't men that this post will be completely without spoilers because there will be some hints about what happens in the series in the original art I am posting itself so that can't be helped.

Another thing is that I am spotlighting Hawkeye with this post so yes, Hawkeye will become the leader of the Thunderbolts at some point so that it one spoiler but I don't think it is a major one. And it only makes sense that Hawkeye decides to lead the Thunderbolts because he is one of the few heroes who have successfully made the transition from super villain to super hero. People often forget that Hawkeye started out as a foil for Iron Man even if he was never really a villain and was only co - opted into fighting Iron Man because he - understandably - had the hots for the sexy Black Widow who used him to do the russians bidding. But Hawkeye didn't start out as a villain. He only became a criminal through a series of unfortunate events of which most were outside of his control.

So of course he is interested to find out if they are really serious about leaving their old life behind them and become good guys. For one, it could be another scam and in that case Hawkeye wants to shut them down himself because that could cause problems for any real super villains who are serious about turning over a new leaf. Secondly IF they are in fact really serious about changing and becoming heroes Hawkeye wants to make sure they get a fair shake and are not railroaded by the press and the politicians who only want to further their own agenda.

Because he has been there and done that and like Batman he doesn't want the bad things that happened to him happen to anybody else.

And not to mention that this leads to a lot of funny and cool moments when Hawkeye has to go up against the Avengers or certain members of the Avengers to defend HIS team. He just loves to rub it into somebody's nose when they are right and one of the coolest things in the series is the big crossover between the Avengers and the Thunderbolts in their respective issues 12. Because the new AVENGERS series written by Kurt Busiek and drawn by the great late George Perez and the THUNDERBOLTS series also written by Kurt Busiek and drawn by Mark Bagley started at the same time. And as much as I like and appreciate Mark Bagley's art on THUNDERBOLTS it was a hoot and a half to see George Perez rendition of the former Masters Of Evil turned reluctant heroes team up with them.

Another reason why I decided to make this also a Hawkeye spotlight post is that Marvel Comics and certainly Disney seem to have forgotten what a great character Hawkeye is. For me he is one of the Avengers of all times and if somebody would ask me to sum up everything that is great and cool and fantastic about the Avengers in one word that word would be : Hawkeye. Because when he's written the right way he can be even better than Black Panther, the Vision, Captain America, Iron Man or Thor.

If he is not only used to build up other characters - like Kate Bishop - he is one of the best characters in comicbook history. And I personally feel that by deconstructing Hawkeye just to make Kate Bishop seem cooler or more competent they are doing a great disservice to both characters.

For one Hawkeye really doesn't deserve this. And on the other side Kate Bishop really does not need this kind of boost because she is a great character that can stand on its own merit and this constant Clint Barton bashing only helps to reinforce the idea in people's heads that she is just Hawkeye with boobs instead of her own person. So the HAWKEYE series by Matt Fraction and David Aja ? Not a big fan. Especially the art looks like the diagram you get handed in airplanes in the case of emergency.

Instead or real art. But coming back to more positive things - after all that is what this blog was supposed to be about when I started it over 15 years ago - and celebrate a comicbook series with great art, phenomenal writing that will throw you a curve ball when you least expect it and a charming Hawkeye at his best. Ladies and gentlemen, the Thunderbolts.

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Christmas really has come early boys because we got us some videos of Mtv's dance show The Grind and in good quality to boot. Longtime followers of the blog know what a huge fan I am of this show which I used to watch religiously because of the hot female non - professional dancers on the show. And the only reason why I don't feature them more often is that for a long time it was impossible to find any clips from that.

In even the lowest quality. Last year was the first time I found a few videos in acceptable quality so I did two spotlight features : in my first BATMAN Irv Novick spotlight - which was a bit of an introduction to The Grind for those who have never heard of it - and in the first post in my now discontinued series of what I like to call THE SOUL SHROUD SAGA from the THOR run by Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz which was my first ( and sadly so far the only ) dancer spotlight post about a girl which I called Curly Sis back in the day ( since I didn't know the names of the dancers or when they put them on the screen I quickly forgot it - for which I might be forgiven since my blood was not in my brain at that time ) but which I now know is actually Dana since she gave a shoutout in the clips from the show in our last post. Which was a Miami episode as well ( which are always the best because bikinis ) that was co - hosted by Tina Landon who did a lot of the choreography for my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus three entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series .

Now five videos is usually the limit that I attach to the cult siren / pop culture trivia section of a post ( although I have gone beyond that on special occasions ) but I have to make an exception for Janet Jackson this time because - as it could not have been any other way - right AFTER finishing the following part I found two versions of one of her most ASS - ential videos ( at least in my humble opinion ) All Night ( Don't Stop ) in very high quality - one of them is even 4K !!! - and you not only don't find them very often in such high quality but more than that I have been literally looking for this for decades I have to put them on the blog now.

Which some people may found hard to believe but if you have seen the video you know that it is shot in an abandoned warehouse with not much lighting besides some flashlights and such so it is not very well lit and it's difficult to make out things especially when you see it in low quality.

And the one thing that has vexed me since the video dropped in 2004 ( You see ? It HAS been over a decade. ) is " What the f - word does it say on Janet Jackson's shirt ? ". Because those are not letters in the regular sense as they look more like interlac - the language THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES uses exactly 1.000 years in the future - so I am never quite certain what the messages is here. From time to time I think I know what it says but then I forget and the whole cycle starts again.

Now I know what you are thinking " Who the f - word cares about what it says on Janet Jackon's shirt ? Here ass is beyond epic in the video, pay more attention to that ! " but if you have seen the music video as many times as I have you begin to wonder if there is a subliminal message hidden there. And it's not like I have not tried to find out the meaning of the words through the internet. But while there is a ton of Behind The Scenes and trivia information about the music video out there there is nothing about the shirt or the words on it. You can buy it online though.

Anyway, for the longest time I came to the conclusion it must be either something along the lines of " Computer Lover " or " Campus Slut " of which the second one would make more sense because blow up sex doll Janet Jackson would surely be the finest piece of ass you would find on any university be it as a student, a teacher or even the busty principal.

Janet already played the part of living campus mattress in Jermaine Dupri's music video Gotta Getcha ( in fact her performance in that video is so sexual that it has never been shown on german music television to this date ) and it should rate as a crime against humanity that Janet Jackson didn't follow it up with an x - rated full length feature film in which she plays the nymphomanic principal for a school whose students are primary girls who have already developed huge boobs for their young age and male serial - rapists - in training. The title of the movie could be The Pleasure Principal ( see what I did there ? ) and Janet Jackson would play principal Kim Blasinger, a mega horny monstercock addicted sex freak who graduated from Deepthroat University sucka come louder.

To keep the movie grounded in reality we would of course re - enact the entire six hours of Kim oral graduation test - even if we can only keep 20 minutes of the scene and the rest of the footage has to be locked away in my private safe to ensure Janet's continued cooperation - and for the sake of integrity Janet would have to " method act " ( and when I say " method act " I mean " method deepthroat " ) the whole thing which she could without breaking a sweat being a well known blowjob champion.

As the director of this movie I would not expect any actor to do what I am not prepared to do myself so I would not only selflessly volunteer for the part of stunt cock who has to go through all the sex scenes before the shooting, to make sure they are not too explicit I would also insist on rehearsing the deepthroat graduation in a luxurious five star hotel suite no matter how long it takes. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

To boost morale and to try and teach the male students to vent their pent up sexual energy in other ways than to gang up on their female classmates and drill them in every orifice of their body she starts to conduct exercise lessons to calm down the boys but of course it has the opposite effect since she is wearing a shirt that barely covers her giant gazongas and a microscopic g - string that shows more than it conceals.

Kim also tried to get the boys interested in extra curriculum activities and started a theater club for that purpose but the boys idea of classic literature ran more along the lines of Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterly's Lover, The Lady Godiva, The Adventures Of Josefine Mutzenbacher, History Of O, Marquis De Sade's Justine, Diary Of A Nymphomaniac, Memoirs Of A Busty Ex - Nun With A lot Of Sexual Catching Up To Do or Joy Of Sex and of course they all insisted that Kim played the part of the female lead.

Of course the whole thing escalated quickly turning into a completely out of control fuck marathon and since Kim had made the unfortunate decision to set the first theatre club meeting on a Friday they spent the entire weekend taking turns at dick - taming the nubian sex goddess.

Thanks to being the ultimate man milking machine honed to perfection in countless sex sessions many positions in and her ability to spread her legs better than a phillipino hooker when rent is due Kim survived the sexual onslaught and the guys completely wore their dicks out on her.

The only reason why Kim agreed to this was that the boys promised her not to tape the midnight olympics but of course she could not control that any longer once they started ASS - aulting her pornstar body from all sides with giant monstercocks that would give even well - hung breeding stallions penis envy so they all recorded the whole shinding.


And when it was time to come up with some funding to keep the club - and their weekly sex orgies with Kim - going they started selling the videos. Of course it sold better than hot cupcakes and pretty soon not only everybody in school ( including the teachers who started to come up with excuses to go to the principal's office where they slipped Kim some very potent illegal sex drugs so they could find out if they could make her scream as loud as in the sex tapes ) but everybody in town had seen her sex antics and Kim became something of a covet local celebrity.

Which made the parent meetings very awkward because the husbands had to excuse themselves every five minutes to calm down their erection every time they caught a good eyeful of Kim's marvellous moneymakers.

Now that everybody knew about Kim's milking sessions with the students she was openly sexually assaulted multiple times on a daily basis by the horny fathers or her fellow colleagues. The way from the school exit to her car turned into running the gauntlet and when she had to take the school bus she was dragged to the back of the bus where they stripped her naked and then had their way with her during the entire trip home.

Not that she was safe there either because some of her " biggest " fans lay already waiting for her somewhere with a huge erection and she suffered multiple home invasions where the entire class ganged up on her slam - fucking her pornstar body simultaneously up to four or five at the same time pounding her without mercy until they couldn't get it up.

Her perverted male colleagues blackmailed her into taking over the sex ed classes to which they showed up unannounced and forced Kim to give the students a live demonstration of the most effective deepthroating techniques. Once she had all of them fully erect they took turns at her soon they all wanted to thrust into her pussy so they attacked her vagina all together stretching her out and driving the poor woman almost crazy.

Speaking of crazy the drooling male students took the sex orgy as an incentive to alleviate their pulsating schlongs by testing out the most perverted sex techniques on their big breasted female classmates and went so crazy banging them that they almost fucked them into a coma.

Before too long Kim's sex tapes found a professional distributor which put her on a path to a full blown career in porn aside from her school activities and she became one of the biggest stars in the adult industry.

Janet Jackson was just made for the role of ultimate living blow up sex doll who gets drilled in every orifice of her hardbody and especially her perfectly shaped bubble - butt is almost genetically engineered to be sexually ASSaulted. It's no wonder that her brother Michael bullied her because Janet's bootylicious buttcheeks gave him a huge erection and he could not live out his sex phantasies with her because she was his sister.

I don't know if her other four brothers used Janet for a Jackson Fivesome but it's no wonder that she switched from a public school in Encino to Valley Professional School since she probably was forced to doggystyle sex by her male classmates on a daily basis. And the poor girl couldn't even describe her assailants to the police afterwards ( who insisted on a full cavity search before re - enacting the crime with Janet and filming the whole thing - just for the case records of course ) because she was always looking in the other direction so she could never see their faces.

Anyway, she could give a bonerinducing performance that would make afro - american 40E - 25 - 37 sex machine Halle Berry's famous marathon sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " in which she milked Thornton's Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew that was so explicit it had to be censored multiple times look like an episode of Sesame Street.


So yeah, it is one heck of a missed opportunity we didn't get a movie with Janet Jackson as a deepthroat addicted sex freak who becomes the principal of a school full of young horny students with giant schlongs and she would have been perfect for the role of Kim Blasinger because it is not too far removed from reality since Janet Jackson herself is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be very addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open showbusiness secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - " orally " !!!

There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body.

Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by oral addict Janet as personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobies, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt buckets like crazy.

Anyway, while this is a Miami episode I don't think it is the one where Dana's brother dicktamed her in one of the secret spots where dancers went outside of the reach of the cameras to have sex during the show.

Confused ? Well, I have written at length in it in the SOUL SHROUD SAGA post but when the show was on the air they often did interviews with the dancers and since Dana was a regular on the show they also did one with her. So this is not something I found on the internet ( since we all know how reliable this kind of information can be ) but something I saw on tv.

NOW HERE'S MY SCANDAL : GIVE ME MY SISTER I CAN'T RESIST HER !

Anyway, one of the things Dana mentioned was that she loved dancing with her brother as a partner because she could use her sluttiest stripper moves without him getting a giant boner. Because he was her brother.

Well, it seems he didn't get the memo because you could see that he clearly got aroused when his sister jumped on him like a phillipino prostitute in heat and rubbed her pornstar body all over his dick.

There were a few episodes where he was caught drooling all over her mouth watering puppies and when he became aware that he was being filmed while staring at his sister´s terrific teenage titties he just grinned into the camera like saying " Yes, I´m checking out my sister´s boobies while all you can do is watch me. What are you going to do about it ? "  and started to fondle her breasts when she wasn´t paying attention.

SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKING A BATH - SOAPING UP MY SISTER'S TITS !

Now at the beginning Dana probably had no idea that her booming teenage body had such an effect on her horny brother because in the same interview she also said that she and her brother were the best of buddies and that they did almost everything together which included showering - to save water ( which naturally was her brother´s idea ).


She then went on to explain that they always showered together after a hot dance workout since it was the best way for her brother to calm down and he always went to great lengths to make sure she was clean.


Although lately he took that very seriously and spent exceptionally much time soaping up her breasts. Dana also said that her brother was very goofy and that one night he got so drunk that he mistook her for his girlfriend - since she looked like Dana's big breasted twin - ripped her clothes off and dragged her to his bedroom where he pounded her until morning when he realized his mistake. At this point the girl doing the interview turned red like a tomato while Dana said that he almost wore his dick out but that thankfully this only happened half a dozen times.

HE AIN'T HORNY HE'S MY BROTHER : THE SISTER'S TAMING BEGINS !

Now up to this point you might chalk all of this to Dana's naiivitee but she must have gotten an idea that she was grooming her own brother to become her rapist when his attempts to put her torrid teenage body to the test became less subtle and he started to try to dicktame sister in the worst way quite openly. It was an open secret that there were spots where the cameras did not reach or only went to seldomly where the dancers who got worked up went to vent the accumulated sexual energy.


And as the show went on you could see that with growing frequency Dana's brother had his hands all over her booming boobies and under her shirt as soon as the show started and when Dana tried to dance with somebody else he intervened and dragged her to one of these hot spots.

Then you would not see them for the rest of the show and when they finally would emerge again Dana's outfit would be all ripped to shreds and torn up with her hair fluffed and she would be trying to cover up her boobs while her brother was wearing a huge grin and his face would have various red hand prints where she smacked him repeatedly while trying in vain to stop him from using her like his new cheap blow up sex doll.

THE SEXUAL TRAINING CONTINUES : BREAKING IN MY BUSTY SISTER !

He finally broke her defences in an episode in Miami where Dana was wearing a very short shirt that didn´t cover anything with a transparent bikini top under it and a g - string. As had become the norm he navigated her to a make out spot where he immediately squeezed her big boobies.


Then the camera moved away and the next time it moved back he had his hands under her bikini top. Now to clarify things : they were only filmed in passing and during short periods and if I hadn´t made a habit of watching these shows numerous times and in slow motion I probably would have missed it. The next time we saw them her brother had used her bikini top to tie her hands behind her back and was fondling her naked breasts under her short shirt covering her nipples with his hands.

We had another break and then her shirt was also gone and she was sitting on his lap while he was motorboating her juicy juggs. Then she was going up and down on his lap while spreading her legs wide open and he grabbed her thighs and rammed her down with growing enthusiasmn ( which we only saw from behind ). After that she lay on her back like a butterfly while he went crazy between her wide spread legs and it all ended with Dana on her hand and knees while her brother took her doggy - style. I guess after that he started dicktaming her in earnest.

But like I said, this is a different episode since she is wearing a blue print bikini here from the start to the end and while we don't have a lot of good shots with her she is always somewhere in the background while her brother is somewhere else. So this is probably from the time when things had not escalated to the point where he used her like a sex toy.

Now this is a Michael Jackson tribute episode so all songs are by Michael Jackson and while we don't get to see a lot of Dana we see more of a girl which I have dubbed Bootylicia Busenwunder for very obvious reasons.

Amongst all the girls on The Grind she is in the upper echelon where big breasts are concerned - especially since she is wearing bikini tops in most of the episodes and I would call her a black guy's wet sex dream because she has tits like a white girl AND a big booty like a black girl.

Although I can't be 100 percent sure about the latter because for some unknown reason she is wearing a long skirt in most of the episodes as you can clearly see here. Now I have never understood the logistics of that and not because I don't understand that a tv station might tell the girls to cover their perfect bubblebutts out of fear that their male viewers would die from extreme nosebleeds but because some girls did not wear these skirts to cover up. Anyway, you can see for yourself if Bootylicia Busenwunder lives up to the hype even if she is only in the fourth video ( Scream ) shaking her boobs at 3:25 minutes and in the back of the outro.

Of whom we get to see a lot more is The Grind 's resident redhead and I mean that quite literally because she is not wearing a skirt to cover up and she's shaking her midsection and booty like there's no Tomorrow.

Like I said, they seem to implement the long skirts at random. Raunchy Red here is the personification of the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will get no sleep with a redhead because those deepthroat addicted nympho sluts will have you erect and squirting like crazy all night long until they have drained you to the last drop. " and she has dicktamed a few guys on the show.

Not on this episode but there are some where you see her dancing closer and closer with her partner, than giving him a lapdance and after slowly ( or faster depending on which music is playing ) massaging his boner with her crotch until it becomes hard like unto a thing of iron they disappear in the background and only emerge at the end of the show with Red grinning from ear to ear and her partner completely worn out.

Speaking of red, we have one of the frequent busty nubian sexbombs on the show in a red bikini for once and we actually get to see it ( in the first video at 0:48 minutes, in the second video at 4:23 minutes and in the last video at 1:50 minutes ). Man, this really takes me back and I can still remember all the music clues for when you have to hit " record " on the vcr to get the breast bits. Speaking of which I am not going to list all of the hot girls in the episodes because that makes not much sense as long as I can't make good new GIFs of that. Which figures. When I still could make high quality GIFs I didn't have any videos in good quality and now that I have some new clips in decent quality I can't make good GIFs.

Although if I had a choice I would rather have the videos in good quality.

Anyway, I think I have waxed philosophic about The Grind enough as you are probably all anxious to watch the videos and since I am working my way backwards here ( starting with the breast clips in this post and then adding more to my older posts ) you can find more in my previous posts.

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Christmas is not that far away and since my faithful followers know that I like to get stuff ahead of time I want to do a little comicbook pimping just in case I don't get to do a post aroubd the Christmas holidays. Firstly I just wanted to put up a quick reminder that both, the KIRBY IS MIGHTY ! and the KIRBY IS FANTASTIC ! king - sized hardcovers that I pimped heavily in my KING - SIZED THORSDAY post ( where you can find a list of the contents of these books ) are still available from amazon Spain for the measly price of 55 EUROS ( 61 EUROS with handling and shipping ).

Maybe such big books are not your thing but they are also the perfect gift to leave your average non comicbook reading friend or relative who only knows the Marvel character from the movies stunned. Especially those who only know the perverted and distorted version of Thor from the MCU films or the Fantastic Four from the Roland Emmerich movies.

Although compared to all the FANTASTIC FOUR movies that followed those two movies are beginning to look better and better every year. But if you want to let them know what the FANTASTIC FOUR and THE MIGHTY THOR ( who is NOT Jane Foster ) are really all about and make a lasting impression by gifting such a huge and expensive book now is the time.

The second book I want to pimp is the JOHN BUSCEMA'S MARVEL HEROES Artist's Edition hardcover which I mentioned before. I am still waiting to see which price tag the JOHN BYRNE'S X - MEN Artist Edition will have once it's out ( at the moment it's listed as 145 € but these things tend to get a lower price once they are available ) since that is the one I am more interested in buying but I just wanted to put out there that the Artist Edition by John Buscema is right now at a price of 88 EUROS.

Which compared to the price it is usually going for - something between 130 and 150 bucks - is pretty solid. I know that I said before that I would prefer it if they had done a book with more artwork from his second run on AVENGERS but there are always things were you would like to have more stuff from the issues you like and I guess they have to work with what is available. Now my take on these Artist's Edition has always been that I concentrate on getting the ones I am more interested in because you DO spend a lot of money so you want to get your money's worth.

Also if you get too many of these books and you have some that you don't like as much as the others it takes away some of the magic. As regular readers of the blog may remember I mentioned that another book from this line I was interested in was the FANTASTIC FOUR BY WALTER SIMONSON Artist's Edition which I snapped up when it was offered at amazon Spain for 105 bucks ( the current price tag is between 136 and 163 Euros depending on the day ) and I am so glad that I did.

Having to sell my two Artist's Editions of THE MIGHTY THOR BY WALTER SIMONSON was a really painful experience so getting my hands on this makes up a little bit for that. But don't get me wrong, the book is great on its own merit and Walter Simonson's run on THE FANTASTIC FOUR is one of the highlights of the series AND a personal favourite of mine.

Now mind you, it doesn't include the entire time travelling adventure since that would be too much for one Artist's Edition but it has the first part - which is the most awesome part - plus the big finale and a really cool issue in which Doctor Doom and his mortal enemy the accursed Reed Richards go up against each other in a battle through time and space.

I believe I have mentioned it before but there are two ways you can read the story : either following the flow of time of the rest of the team and thus reading the comicbook page by page or following Reed Richards in his battle against Doctor Doom which means jumping forward and back throughout the entire issue which is also loads of four coloured fun.

But coming back to the Artist's Edition with John Buscema's artwork I won't deny that the three full issues that are included here don't have me really that excited. The AVENGERS issue they picked is from the very start of his run on the title and so he has not become the iconic John Buscema on AVENGERS which makes this issue a bit rough. Likewise Jim Mooney's inks on the NAMOR THE SUB - MARINER issue doesn't do him any favours. Jim was a great artist in his own rights but his style does not mesh with every artist. Last but not least we have an issue from THE MIGHTY THOR and while I would have preferred an issue inked by the great late Joe Sinnott I will have to see the inks by Vince Coletta for myself to see if I like them since some of the pages he inked for the DAZZLER series that I used on my spotlight on the series look really nice.

Anyway, apart from these three issues which you may like or not the book includes a plethora of iconic AVENGERS artwork from the first appearance of the Vision to an android crying to the wedding of the Yellowjacket and the Wasp etc. Plus pages from John Buscema's very underrated FANTASTIC FOUR run, more pages from THE MIGHTY THOR - and these ones are INDEED inked by Joe Sinnott - and NAMOR THE SUB - MARINER plus various pin ups, posters, fold outs and other promo art.

So even if it does not include art from my personal favourite AVENGERS run there is enough material in here from some of the most iconic runs of Marvel's greatest comic magazines. I don't want to sound like a broken record but I had a lot of the old issues by John Buscema in my comicbook collection - be it as part of the MARVEL VISIONARIES hardcovers, the now discontinued ESSENTIALS or even as issues of DIE RUHMREICHEN RAECHER by the Williams Verlag - so being able to see the really gorgeous original art by John Buscema in its original size gives me feelings of nostalgia.

So maybe I will get this book as kind of a placeholder until they do another book with John Buscema's art from his second run on AVENGERS much like the JOHN BYRNE'S MARVEL CLASSICS Artifact Edition ( about which you can read more in this post ) was supposed to be a placeholder until I can get my hands on an Artist's Edition of John Byrne's iconic runs on UNCANNY X - MEN with Chris Claremont or on THE FANTASTIC FOUR .

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Speaking of animated movies for adults I know this is a re - post but since the last version of the uncut animated Street Fighter movie has been deleted I wanted to put this up on the blog as long as it lasts. So sorry to Roald Dahl's Big Friendly Giant but I will put it back up again once the animated Street Fighter movie gets deleted from YouTube.

Now one thing I most often than not fail to mention in connection with Street Fighter is that I did a COMICBABE BATTLE fighting game edition which Chun Li won by a thong's breadth over bubblebutt Cammy White .

What I never fail to mention on the other hand ( and which my readers are tired of hearing ) is that the breast scene from the animated Street Fighter movie is when Chun Li takes a shower ( this is also how you can tell if it is the uncut version ) which I would love to see re - enacted by the aforementioned living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay sex phantasy Yaya Han .


Not only has she already done one of the breast Chun Li cosplays of all times, with her giant porn implants she literally built her body to be perfect for naked shower scenes and it is a cruel joke of fate that she still has not ended up in the adult movie industry. One can only hope.

Anyway, Yaya´s overdeveloped orgasm guaranteeing oppai were made to be all wet and soaped up and we definitely have to get a closed shower so Yaya can press her asian lubrication moneymakers against the glass.


In the original scene Chun Li is attacked by Vega after she gets partially dressed ( should I be more offended by the fact that Vega is dressed in the stereotypical matador outfit or that the spanish guy is a rapist ? ) but in my version of the scene the asian penetration sensation would not get a chance to leave the shower before Vega jumps her. Because Vega would hit her with a completely different attack technique against which even a skilled Street Fighter like Chun Li has no defense. It goes without saying that I would selflessly volunteer for the role of Vega and that I am willing to repeat the scene as often as it takes for me to climax plenty.

Yes, I know, it´s just a cheap excuse for some xxx Chun Li action but I´m willing to take it especially when it means that I get to live out all of my sex dreams with one of my top three wet sexual phantasies of all times.

Damn, some of these japanese animators really know how to bring Chun Li´s famous thunder thighs to life but I think the animated blow up sex dolls can´t hold a candle to Yaya Han where big butts are concerned.


And for more Chun Li stuff be sure to check out my latest two Yaya Han Chun Li readers request spotlights where you can find the usual links.

Speaking of re - enacting my favourite anime scenes, if you are game Yaya there are a few more on the list although they would fall into the adult hentai category. For a short list of my top spots you can check out my spotlight on the Karate Kid ( the Legion Of Super - Heroes member not the one from the martial arts movie franchise ) versus everybody.

There is one last thing about Street Fighter that I almost never mention and since I already featured her in our last post I was hesitant to include her here as well. But when they shot the movie adaption it was filmed in Australia and there was a lot of pressure to hire an australian woman for one of the female leads and you just knew it wasn't going to be for the role of Chun Li. Well, fate decided it had to step in because while the director Stephen De Souza was flying to Sidney he read a magazine which featured 38C - 23 - 35 sex goddess Kylie Minogue who was quickly hired at the last minute. Much to the movie's main star Jean - Claude Van Damme's delight who spent his days taking drugs like Christoph Daum and his nights slam - fucking blow up sex doll Kylie Minogue's brains out.

Now Jean - Claude Van Damme´s drug addiction and his marathon sex orgies with dickdrainer Kylie which left Die Geile Minogue hoarse after spending the night screaming at the top of her lungs and also unable to spread her legs for days were just two of an ever increasing number of problems that you can find in this article by Chris Plante on POLYGON .

and an interview with Yaya Han conducted by Jennifer Larsen on BELL OF LOST SOULS and

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4 comments:

Ja D said...

Excellent post. Thunderbolts was an epic series. I jumped on board at issue 9 or 10, slightly confused but the compelling story and first rate art sold it.
You're a bit wrong on the timeline though. Thunderbolts was launched at the same time as the Heroes Reborn line. Busiek got the returning Avengers series after that which restarted issue 1 the same month as Thunderbolts was issue 12 or 13.
Agree with everything you said about Hawkeye. He was never as good before or after.

SUBZERO said...

Sorry, my mistake. I thought that they started around the same time because the Avengers appeared in issues 11 and 12 of THUNDERBOLTS and the Thunderbolts appeared in issue 12 of AVENGERS but when the Thunderbolts appeared in AVENGERS Hawkeye was already their new leader so it must have been later in the THUNDERBOLTS run.

Ja D said...

My recollection is the Avengers were guest stars in Thunderbolts 11-12. A year later there was a proper crossover in Avengers 12 and Thunderbolts 25. I think Busiek had plans to do a crossover every year but with his crazy schedule at the time (Thunderbolts, Avengers, Iron Man, Astro City, possibly Avengers Forever same time) he had to drop something and chose Thunderbolts.

SUBZERO said...

There was also the NEFARIA PROTOCOLS story that was in AVENGERS 33, THUNDERBOLTS 44 and which concluded in AVENGERS 34. So he did try to make the crossovers an annual thing. Man, both George Perez and Mark Bagley killed it on these books. Good times.