No, I am not talking about the Beatles but with all the EXCALIBUR talk in my last Alan Davis tribute post you probably expected that the follow up would be an EXCALIBUR spotlight post - and I promise that there will be more than one in the near future - but before we can get to that there is another callback I have to get out of the way that goes back to my post about Kurt Busiek and Mark Bagley's brilliant THUNDERBOLTS comicbook.
Because I don't know how many of my readers make the effort to read through my entire posts and then head on over to the comment section.
In any case I completely forgot to mention in the main post that there were more than one crossover events between THE AVENGERS and THE THUNDERBOLTS because at that time Kurt Busiek was writing both series.
Well, one of those crossovers I mentioned in the comment section are THE NEFARIA PROTOCOLS and as it just so happens a few days ago I came across the complete original art for issue 33 of THE AVENGERS which is the first part of this crossover. The story continues in THUNDERBOLTS 44 and concludes in AVENGERS 34. Now before we get to the good stuff you may wonder about the title which of course is not about George Harrison and Paul McCartney but two of my favourite comicbook creators ( who have both sadly passed away ) George Perez - who delivered one of the best and most consistent runs on the book putting all the other artists from that time to shame being always on time - and Paul Ryan who did the finishes on George Perez layouts and who also had some fill in issues in this run. I have done dozens of posts on both of them - especially for Paul Ryan as part of my FLASH FRIDAY series which at a certain point in time had become a weekly instalment - so I hope my faithful followers will cut me some slack if I don't include all the links to all of their posts.
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Over the decades there have been many iterations and versions of The Earth's Mightiest Heroes and for me the best part of reading comics has always been that you get to decided for yourself not only which parts of the team's rich history count as canon, which is the best team roster and which Avenger teams are the real deal and which are just cheap flash - in - the - pan knock off better forgotten Avengers Johnny Come Latelys.
But for all who need an official scorecard our good friend Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES has listed all the Avengers wannabes who are not considered " real " Avenger teams. In the same vein I am just waiting for the storyline ( which may come a few years down the line or never depending on if Disney is able to admit it was wrong or is going to wait until they have destroyed american superhero comicbooks forever ) that reveals that the last ten years worth of stories have taken place in an alternate dimension created by the new super villain Cancel Pig who brainwashed the entire Marvel universe before going back to the old status quo and hopefully ignore anything that is even slightly related to the bizarre LGTBQFGLMAA / gender / race / etc representation thing.
The alternative would be that the Marvel universe turns into a complete dystopian future without heroes since they have all been turned gay / lesbian / bi - sexual / trans / whatever and have not reproduced all brought on by the evil SJW League of America who has turned stout heroes into ridiculous versions of themselves thanks to their pride ray.
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Of course Timothy Dalton is best known for playing James Bond - a role he inherited from Roger Moore who for me never seemed quite right for the role since he had as much charm as a glass of warm milk but to each his own - even though he only got to do two James Bond movies. Since I already wrote about The Living Daylights - and 33B - 23 - 34 bikini body Maryam D'Abo ( who even did a nude PLAYBOY pictorial to promote the movie, what a trooper ) - in my Paul Smith X - MEN spotlight so I won't say much about it. As I have already included JoBlo's look at both movies there Today I am going with my favourite Timothy Dalton Bond Licence To Kill and for me Robert Davi has the best line in the entire movie.
Speaking of Robert Davi, I did a special anniversary post for him on his 68th birthday way back in 2019 where I waxed philosophic about Licence To Kill - where he co - starred with puertorican blow up sex doll 40B - 25 - 36 Talisa Soto who in turn also appeared in the skin - flick classic The Corporate Ladder alongside such midnight movie veterans like Meilani Paul , all natural 34C - 23 - 33 PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month Of February in 1995 Lisa Marie Scott but most importantly Lorenzo Lama's ex wife natural born 38C - 24 - 36 stripper superstar Kathleen Kinmont .
Talk about a quartet of ultimate sex goddesses who pump any cock dry.
Since we are on the subject of ultimate men milking machines who were born for porn but who through some cruel trick of fate neither ended up in the adult movie business nor working the pole for a living ( although this one did the next best thing ) Robert Davi also appeared in one of my favourite adult movies that are not porn Showgirls with natural born 38C - 22 - 35 stripper Elizabeth Berkley . Who was practically dicktamed for this role by not only her male cast members on Saved By The Bell but also the horny producers who took turns slam - banging her brains out six ways to Sunday when they were not busy using brunette 40E - 26 - 35 bra - busting Busenwunder Tiffany Amber Thiessen as their blow up sex doll.
The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s bonerinducing stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nymphomaniac Supergirl Tit - Fakk from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie.
She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like with red kryptonite ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, pervert hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra sex healing, kama sutra flexibility, sex olympics stamina, multiple position memory and fellatio breath.
But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.
I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours .
But I have written more about Elizabeth Berkley, Tiffany Amber Thiessen as well as their Beverly Hills 90210 cast member 42D - 23 - 35 sex freak Tori Spelling ( who did a sexy dance in a hooker leather outfit in one of the episodes which were produced by her Daddy which raises all kinds of red flags ) in my newest Aylin Mujica bonus post. Where all of the Marina episodes were deleted but thankfully I included covers for the mexican adult humour magazine El Mil Chistes so I could keep the post and I also included the spanish version of the Saved By The Bell tv special Hawaiian Style . Apparently it took the power that be some time to realize that it would be a ratings sensation if they took the torrid tit teasers from the show - including the often overlooked afro - american 38B - 25 - 35 sex machine Lark Voorhies and put them in tiny bikinis. Go figure - literally !
Coming back to Timothy Dalton ( I know this is hard and getting harder by the second ) I also must mention that he appeared in three comicbook movie adaptions of which we will re - visit two further down in this post.
As Prince Barin in Dino De Laurentiis Flash Gordon with italian 40C - 24 - 35 nude Hollywood Hall Of Famer Ornella Muti ( which has a fantastic comicbook adaption by EC Comics veteran Al Williamson who inked John Romita Jr on his brilliant DAREDEVIL run with Ann Nocenti ), Basil St. John in Brenda Starr with Blue Lagoon worldwide teenage 34B - 25 - 35 sex phantasy Brooke Shields ( who almost had a wardrobe malfunction ) and the also very underrated The Rocketeer ( based on Dave Steven's comicbook ) with boobtastic 38D - 22 - 34 sexbomb Jennjfer Connelly.
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Returning to the topic of Timothy Dalton's career we come to one of my favourite tv shows Remington Steele without which Timothy never may have landed the role as James Bond - as short as his tenure has been.
Because when the writing was already on the wall that Roger Moore was fit to be sent out to pasture as the world's greatest spy 007 ( the fact that the greatest spy in the world - fictional or not - is not an american has given the USA such a huge inferiority complex that Michael Myers - the comedian not the serial killer from the Halloween movies - did an entire Austin Powers franchise just to poke fun at how ridiculous the idea of the greatest spy in the world being british would be ) Pierce Brosnan was originally chosen to become the next James Bond but he was still bound to Remington Steele so he could not do it and the role went to Timothy Dalton until Pierce Brosnan fulfilled his contractual obligations to the series. When he DID get to play James Bond he did raise the bar considerably for all who tried to follow in his footsteps.
And while Stephanie Zimbalist never did much for me ( and apparently not for Pierce Brosnan either but let's not get into that now ) Pierce was involved with some of the finest blow up sex dolls the modern Babylon has to offer as Bond or in other roles on and off camera like wardrobe malfunction prone queen of explicit sex scenes, french ( in every sense of the word ) 40C - 23 - 35 milking machine Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau.
Longtime readers recognize her from my very first post of CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE where I cast sexy Sophie as Catherine Cobert.
The french sexbomb is best known in the US for appearing in the Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, and outside for taking her clothes of in such classics like MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my nights are more beautiful than your days ) or DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descent into hell ) - where she appeared in nude scenes with Claude Brasseur who played her father in the romantic hit comedies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 which caused all kind of outrage at this perceived incest.
Her first nude scene was in HAPPY EASTER with Jean Paul Belmondo which I had but I never got round to watch it and now it´s too late.
She was 18 at the time she made the movie and payed the movie studio Gaumont money to get out of her contract to be able to do nude scenes.
What a trooper. In the movie she´s Jean Paul´s lover but when his wife returns a bit early from her vacation she says she´s his daughter from his ex. Sophie also starred in the horror movie NE TE RETOURNE PAS ( don´t turn around ) opposite Monica Bellucci which is like a dream sandwich.
I always do the super hero casting bit and with her giant - sized melons the mega stacked italian sex goddess would be a natural choice for the amazonian puppy princess of Themyscaria. She definitely would have no problem filling out the Wonder corsage with her 42C " Wonder Twins ".
I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.
GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !
JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.
After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.
Now natural born 38C - 2 - 33 stripper JaMILF Lee Curtis who is quite at home in the horror genre since she started her career with the John Carpenter movies Halloween and The Fog quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.
She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.
Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.
Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.
Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.
I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 with a lot of spectacular GIFs.
PIERCE LOVES HALLEPUSSY or SPREAD YOUR THIGHS ANOTHER DAY
Pierce Brosnan wanted to make Die Another Day the first explicit Bond movie as soon as he heard that nubian sex goddess Halle would be on board taking over the part from latin pole dancer Jennifer Lopez. Who proved that she not only would have been perfect for the role but also that she can spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute in Hustlers.
FOR YOUR HORNY EYES ONLY or A VIEW TO A NAKED HALLE BERRY
He practically begged director Lee Tamahori to spice up his sex scenes with Halle. And before you think he was the only one who was excited to see sexbomb Halle Berry get completely naked - as well as to finally live out all his secret sexual fantasies with her - during the sweaty sex scenes director Tamahori dived under the covers so he would not miss an inch of Halle Berry´s naked pornstar body. All for the sake of the film of course.
YOU ONLY SQUIRT TWICE / CUM AND LET CUM / LICENCE TO CUM
And it was not only the guys who were excited to do a steamier sex scene. Sex freak Halle herself couldn´t wait to really get it on with a completely uninhibited Pierce Brosnan. Not only because her role got bigger in exchange for her baring it all on camera while Pierce got bigger and constantly growing private parts inside of Halle´s tight love grotto.
So the director was happy because he could shoot the scene as he had envisioned it, Pierce was happy because he got to shoot his load in Halle Berry again and again many positions in and Halle was happy because she got to pump Pierce Brosnan dry and got a much bigger part in the movie.
Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so in 2018 I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle and the unexpected bonus round .
The comicbook movies naturally include the awful Catwoman movie with afro american 34E ( !!! ) - 24 - 36 aphrodite Halle Berry who's also known as the sexiest woman on the planet - voted twice - which for me was the biggest waste of potential of all of the movies DC Comics has released.
There were just so many things wrong with the movie - beginning with the fact that the guys in Hollywood thought they were being especially clever by eliminating her connection to Batman so they don't have to pay for the rights - that they are just too many to list. One of the few things salvageable from the movie was of course the newly designed Catwoman costume which is - at least in my humble opinion - the breast .... I mean best Catwoman costume in history. Okay, I did mean the breast because just look at Halle Berry's bonerinducing chocolate milkshakes. No wonder Batman always let Catwoman escape after she motorboated him with those purrrfect puppies. That is one pussy he definitely put to the test.
Speaking of the costume there were several news stories and Halle Berry herself mentioned in a few interviews she gave that it was so tight that it ripped a few times during the strenuous action scenes and that her boobies popped out . But I am not sure if that really happened or is just a story they came up with to garner publicity because magically none of that footage has been included as an extra in any of the film releases.
And one might expect that with such an expensive movie they would have at least one camera rolling all the time so if it really did happen they would have caught it on film. Of course it could also be the case that director Pitof has said footage hidden in a safe for personal use.
Deja Vu, the strange feeling you have seen something, heard something, done something, experienced something or been somewhere before.
Especially for the visitors of this blog since I keep mentioning it quite often because it happens to me a lot. In this case I thought that I had elaborated further on my ideas for a successful CATWOMAN movie where Halle Berry could bring her breast qualities - her banging pornstar body and her ability to spread her long legs better than a phillipino hooker - to the forefront but when I started looking for that I could not find it.
Which was especially vexing because I wrote a very long part about Catwoman in the bonus section of the second post on Jim Starlin and George Perez THE INFINITY GAUNTLET saga ( which has been adapted into the passable Avengers : Infinity War and the atrocious Avengers : Endgame movies ) where I thought I had done it but that part is all about my casting of bra - busting 38D ( ! ) - 24 - 35 brunette Catherine " Born For Porn " Bell a. k. a. the juggs of JAG with her all natural weapons of mass - erection in the Hollywood edition of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and the recent trend of comicbook writers to slut up Catwoman by reactivating her past as a prostitute and have her slamfuck Batman's brains out on camera. I mean, we knew for decades that Batman was using his " special interrogation tactics " to give it to Catwoman in the worst way but at least we never saw that.
Coming back to my ideas for the CATWOMAN movie it seems that all I have written so far is that they should have left the scenes in where she rips her costume and her boobs come out and they could say that it was another super power of her or that it is her sure way to distract people.
I mean, if you are not distracted by Halle Berry's naked breasts there is seriously something wrong with you because these hooters would even distract homosexual people. And mind you guys, I am not talking about sexually arousing them ( which they probably can ) but distracting them.
I also commented that it would have benefitted the movie if they had gone into a more mature direction - since they already cut the ties to the Batman universe they should also use this to their best advantage by not dealing with all the baggage that would have brought - and added a few explicit sex scenes like Halle Berry's famous - and oscar winning - fuck marathon with Billy Bob Thornton ( a. k. a. the luckiest SOB ) whom she milked completely dry in front of the entire crew in Monster's Ball .
FOR THE ROLE HALLE MILKED MARC FORSTER´S MONSTER BALLS DRY
And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally did not cast Halle Berry as the female lead because he thought she was too beautiful. And while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some Last Boy Scout type strip action and had already bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit scenes.
Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, very private meetings with him in a luxurious five star hotel honeymoon suite with an indoor jacuzzi for five persons and a soundproof bedroom. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster to during the meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute.
But she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out of the closet because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.
BORN FOR PORN : GETTING YOUR SEX FREAK ON LIKE HALLE BERRY !
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is Halle's second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her living sex dildo.
She deepthroated my cock for hours to give me a giantsized erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out like a fillipino hooker.
You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt hard until he´s completely dry. Sounds like my kind of woman.
BEYOND MONSTER'S BALL : THE DOWNSIDE TO DEEPTHROAT FAME !
There are also downsides to getting the Oscar for dicktaming a guy like the ultimate men milking machine and one of them was that once her ejaculation sensation sessions with Marc Forster and what an ultimate nympho slut Halle Berry could be became public knowledge everybody wanted a piece of that sweet chocolate booty so all the movie roles she was offered after Monster´s Balls included explicit sex scenes. And every audition ended on the casting couch with a horny producer ripping off her clothes trying to pound her into submission. She also couldn´t drive anywhere in her car because she would instantly be pulled over by a cop who was such a big fan that after the obligatory full body search tried to re - enact her famous sex scene and could only be persuaded to not use Halle Berry as his blow up sex doll via an extended deepthroat session.
Public transportation was also out of the question because the few times she tried that a crowd of fans would drag her to the back of the car, rip off all her clothes and take turns tag - teaming her, with three, four and even five drilling her at the same time. Taking a limousine was also not a good option because the drivers were without fault all convicted serial rapists on probation who always took a detour to a desolated subway underpass so nobody could hear Halle Berry scream at the top of her lungs while they assaulted her sexually with their horsecocks for hours.
And with the whole Corona thing flying is not as easy as it used to be but before that the security personnel would always insist on doing a full cavity search. Which was just a cheap excuse to have their way with her.
Now I think it's a good idea to write down what I remember of my pitch for the Halle Berry CATWOMAN movie just in case I never find the post where I already explained it at length so that I have something for future references or something that I can copy / paste in case of an emergency.
Keeping the idea of not having Batman in the movie we could place it in the ONE YEAR LATER time gap where the big trinity of the DC heroes - Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman - disappeared for a whole year and nobody knew what they were up to. So we could still mention The Batman without calling him by name - maybe with a newspaper flying through the streets with the headline being " vigilante not seen for 11 months - where is the XXX man " or something with some dirt obscuring the name Batman - and it would still be kind of in continuity without the need to explicitly telling the audience. Since it would be a good idea to start with some action we would have a rooftop chase where Catwoman is chased by the Gotham City police force - again, we don't need to tell the audience explicitly which town we are in and the letter GCDP would be enough to let comic afficionados know that we are in Gotham even if it's not that important for the movie - and they have surrounded Halle.
At first she is defending herself against them quite good but once she looses her whip and they start bringing out the electric cattle prodders it's a loosing battle. We could incorporate that one of the men comments that it's now " open season on Catwoman since the Bat who has always protected her has disappeared " but that is not a must. Then we would see Catwoman getting hit by electricity from all sides as the policemen surround her and hit her with dozen of electric cattle prodders until she is knocked unconscious. The men then start to rip off her costume but one of them tells them to stop and wait until they have taken her to the precinct where she will be processed by the book and then they all can have their way with her. To the audience's big surprise it's not Gordon.
Now even the animated DC Comics movies acknowledged what a natural born stripper Catwoman is much unlike the extremely prudish movies.
So while Catwoman is unconscious we would have a flashback to when she had a meeting with an informant. The guy says he knows the details when a big collection of jewels will come into town but he expects to get paid in naturals if Catwoman really wants the information. This would be a good moment for an explicit sex scene with Halle Berry and it also lets the audience know that this is a more mature take on this.
Next up we would see Halle Berry working undercover as a stripper at the aptly named Pussy Club where she is doing her best to re - enact her bonerinducing striptease scene from The Last Boy Scout with the only difference being that here she would get to finish it and go all the way.
We would then make another cut to Catwoman using the strip club to drill a hole into the nearby museum - AFTER she changed back into her Catwoman costume which gives us another gratuitous nude scene with Halle Berry - where she tries to steal the jewels but because she didn't let her informant do her from behind he withheld some vital information that makes the alarm go off which now brings the audience up to speed.
We then cut back to the precinct where Catwoman is being processed meaning that the cops are drawing straws to decide who gets to strip her naked and do a full cavity search. That's when Police Comissioner Gordon finally arrives and prevents the worst. At least for the moment because wouldn't you know it, his corrupt superior turns up and sends Gordon away on some lamebrain errant. As soon as Gordon has left the building the superior reminds his men that a female prisoner has to be processed by a female police officer. So we cut to police officer Renee Montoya who is in a secret safe house where three of her fellow colleagues are going completely bonkers taking turns slamfucking the lesbian straight.
Back at the precinct Montoya takes a quick shower - during which half a dozen horny cops help her soap up her body - and after donning a fresh uniform she is brought into the interrogation room to process Catwoman.
Since the police officers don't want Catwoman to feel uncomfortable they make Montoya strip naked again and then she has to do a full cavity search on Catwoman - with a double dildo. Catwoman asks Montoya to help her but Montoya says that she can do nothing and if she refuses to drill Catwoman with the double dildo for the guys amusement they are just going to assault Montoya and use her as their new blow up sex doll.
Ever since they found out that Montoya was a lesbian they reasoned that this was the only reason she did not let them fuck her and to make up for all the years she could have been sucking dicks and milking schlongs like an obedient whore they tried to bang her on the right path again.
So while Montoya is " processing " Catwoman with the double dildo all the men are watching behind the two way mirrors while the procedure is filmed by various cameras and once they get too aroused they turn off the cameras and join in on the fun. At this point you can't say who is pounded by more monstercocks - Catwoman or Montoya - and more fiercely as the whole sex orgy continues well into the next morning.
I toyed with the idea of Amanda Waller stepping in before Catwoman is completely broken in to claim her as the newest member of Taskforce XXX a. k. a. The Suicide Squad and since they turned her from a short corpulent woman into a Busenwunder with an ass that doesn't quit and legs for miles almost up to her chin in the comicbooks this would be a good excuse to use my number one wet sex fantasy of all times, a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute - ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who not only is a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dick tamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all employees - orally .
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body.
Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.
Coming back to my idea for a CATWOMAN movie besides the thrill of having Halle Berry and Janet Jackson on screen at the same time which could lead to even more double dildo sex scenes with Halle Berry ( as Janet Jackson would not only be too willing to ride the thunderstick she probably would bring her private collection of dildos to the set which include some illegal ones that would not have gotten through customs if Janet hadn't hidden them inside herself ) Amanda would not recruit her as a cat burglar - since she has her pick of the best in the business and some who are more expendable - but as " troop entertainment " to keep Suicide Squad members ( and when I say " members " I really mean the " members " ) like Deadshot and Bronze Tiger from going slowly stir crazy between mission while keeping serial rapist Doctor Light away from her.
Because let's face it the one thing that separates Catwoman from most super villains is she was born for porn and this is also how most writers use her in the comicbooks. Heck, they always bring her past as a hooker back. So with Catwoman on Task Force XXX we could have a scene where Deadshot and Bronze Tiger argue who gets to slam - bang her first which ultimately turns into a competition who can make Selina scream louder.
Because she has enough of the constant screaming - when one of them is not busy ramming his giant - sized horsecock down her throat - after a few hours Amanda Waller makes a mistake of epic proportions by trying to break it up and ends up being roped into a nubian fuck marathon as Captain Boomerang, Rick Flag Jr., Bloodshot, Peacemaker, Conut Vertigo and Shade, The Changing Schlong join the gangbang - which would be the best sex scene with Halle Berry and Janet Jackson ever. And when the dust settles and Amanda Waller and Catwoman come to their senses they find themselves naked and stranded on a desert island and the only way off is to enlist as crew members on a russian trawler where drunk sailors have their way with the sexbombs during the month long journey.
So while the whole thing could be good for a few explicit sex scenes it doesn't really add something necessary to the movie and the whole idea of having Catwoman as a comfort woman for the team has already been done to death in the comicbooks. Catwoman is a loner by nature but the writers constantly put her on teams as eye candy for the readers and to be used as a sex toy by the male team members because they can't - or won't - put someone like Wonder Woman or Power Girl into that position.
And don't tell me that Plastic Man is not capable to subdue somebody on the power level of a Big Barda or Wonder Woman. If you recall the Trial By Fire storyline during Joe Kelly and Doug Mahnke's run on JLA ( about which you can read more in this part of my BEST LEAGUE EVER series ) it took Plastic Man to take down the Martian Manhunter after the man had overcome his vulnerability against fire and turned into a super villain.
Speaking of super villains, while I would not go with the Suicide Squad something that could work better - as it evolves more organically - would be that the cops bring in some inmates from Arkham Asylum once they realize that all the penetration sensation sessions with ordinary police officers won't break Selina's spirit no matter how brutal they pound her.
Because all the male members of Batman's rogue gallery would love to get back at him by breaking his favourite sex toy especially Catman who always tries to fuck Selina Geil into submission to become his sidekick.
This way we could have the likes of the Riddler ( riddle me this : what is 20 inches long and about to stretch out your pussy ), Calendar Man ( who in this case turns into Playmate Calendar Man ), Two - Face ( who would reveal that there is a part of the male anatomy of which he has two - which would explain his obdsession with that number ), Scarecrow ( who instead of his fear toxin would use his newly developed sex gas on her ), Penguin ( here we would finally get the sex scene Danny DeVito has been trying to manifest into reality since his first day on BATMAN RETURNS with Michelle Pfeiffer wearing a skintight leather costume ) and Maxie Zeus taking turns at breaking in Catwoman. Things really get serious when KGBeast, Man Bat, Killer Croc, Bane ( who tries to break her back in a different way than how he broke the Bat ) and Solomon Grundy ( has a boner on Monday, gets a blowjob on Tuesday, fucks Catwoman on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday ) tag team her.
But it's not until they threaten to bring in the clown prince of crime, the Joker that Selina Geil finally breaks down and succumbs to their will.
The idea here would be to make a time jump where Catwoman is already domesticated and therefore allowed to wear her costume as long as she let's the cops use her as a sex toy for birthdays and other events and when she is not busy entertaining special guests like the major and his entourage or exalted members of foreign royal houses - with a big emphasis on the member - the officers of Gotham City take turns at her.
We could then have Catwoman enact an intricate escape plan and go on a revenge arc although that is not obligatory. In any case this scenario would give Halle Berry plenty of occasions to get her freak on in explicit sex scenes and we could stay in Gotham if we wanted or transfer her to some other city. For the story of the movie it would make no difference.
Now some might think that all of this is a moot point since Halle Berry is too old for these kind of physically challenging roles but the woman is just like fine wine where she is still fine as f - word in her old age. She could still do the Catwoman movie and she would if they let her direct it. Now I only need to get her to adapt my script and we are cooking.
Who knows, maybe I can get her to star in Memoirs Of A Nymphomanic Ex - Nun With A Lot Of Sexual Catching Up To Do where I would be the stunt cock who has to do all of the 25 extremely explicit sex scenes before they are greenlit. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
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When I first came upon the videos of mexican massita Arely Hernandez Montenegro I thought that I had landed in an alternate reality where Big Barda is working as a weather girl because with her massive mammaries she would be a shoo - in for the role. As usual I couldn't find any info on her exact measurements so if anybody out there has any further intel about blow up sex doll Arely please let me know in the comments below.
And for those who are not interested in mega busty sexbombs and only come here for the cold comic facts our reliable entertainment source Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES reveals that originally Big Barda and the female furies were not part of THE FOURTH WORLD books but rather they were supposed to get their own title where they would have been a team of female super spies with Big Barda as their leader. It was only after DC Comics shot down the idea of that solo series that she was incorporated into the fourth issue of MISTER MIRACLE by Jack Kirby .
And since we are on the subject of Jack Kirby's FOURTH WORLD there is another entry in Brian Cronin's neverending series Comic Book Legends Revealed that examines what exactly the term " Fourth World " means.
In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.
She got that from her even bigger breasted mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself for breeding the next race of warriors.
I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that all the serial rapists she defeated used her like a cheap blow up sex doll !
All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of his perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.
For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like when Barda starred in a porn movie with Superman who later claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES.
Originally I cast Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the italian mega MILF with the giant 39D ( !!! ) melons as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because I could cast Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the Wonder Woman role to british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young.
We could even have Sarah Louise Young wearing the mega slutty 1990s Mike Deodato sado maso leather outfit . Plus this way we would get to cast an additional sexbomb as anal fixated amazon Artemis and the two had to compete for the right to the title of Wonder Woman in a Last Amazon Standing Double Dildo Penetration Party Weekend. That would be right up Sarah´s alley who has a huge fanbase in my home country.
Yep, she was a big star over there in Germany when I was old enough to rent porn videos. That shows you what an old geezer ( and old pervert ) I am. Also, she was the first one who made porn videos for a price that horny teenagers like me could afford. I mean, new tapes. Because back in those days you could buy used videos at the store but those were watched hundreds of times and only seconds away from combustion.
Not only was Sarah Louise Young the first porn actress to agree a fee of $1,000,000 for a single film, in 1992 she also opened her first sex shop in Hannover, named Sarah Young Erotic Markt, and there would eventually be eleven such shops located in german cities. I think there might have been one in Stuttgart but with all the movies she starred in and the ones she produced Sarah Young was very present in german video stores and sex shops around the time I was old enough to watch her movies. By the time she lived in Spain she also had one of the first adult magazines that were sold together with a videotape. Which here in Spain were sold at newsstands next to comics or newspapers. Yes, some countries do not hide their porn under the table like it´s something to be ashamed of.
Coming back to Sophie Marceau, not only does she drop her clothes very often she also shows great cleavage like in THE MUSKETEERS REVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. D´Artagnan´s daughter ( Sophie Marceau ) is captured by the villain of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches starts complaining that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the woman tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts which shuts him up.
Speaking of Sophie Marceau's mouthwatering mammaries and casting her in a superhero movie, while it is not based on an existing comicbook she would be perfect for the role of Majestic of the spoof series Society Of Virtue, especially if she is wearing the original costume - which leaves nothing to the imagination so Sophie could display her flawless pornstar body here - instead of the prudish lame outfit she gets in later episodes.
As for which episode I would adapt, it's either the one directly below as Sophie gets plenty of screen time showcasing Majestic's breast costume - as well as her erection guaranteeing gazongas - from all angles or a new one. This would be a follow up to the episode called " XXX " in which the team surprises a group of actors shooting a porn movie parody of them and decide to take over to make the movie more realistic. As one might imagine this new episode would show the team actually shooting the porn movie and the main focus would - of course - be Sophie Marceau who could show every dirty trick she learned spreading her legs wider than a desperate fillipino hooker when the rent money is due while doing hundreds of extremely explicit sex scenes for xxx - rated european films.
It goes without saying that as the director of this episode I would have to insist of rehearsing all of the sex scenes before shooting and at Sophie's request this would take place at a posh five star hotel at an undisclosed location as she knows only too well through experience that shooting such bonerinducing scenes with too many people always ends up with everybody taking turns at dicktaming her. It's a dirty job but somebody has got to do it and I would not only make the sacrifice to slam - bang Sophie Marceau's brains out six ways - and six days - to Sunday during these gruelling sex scene rehearsal marathon I would also have to take over the job of stunt cock to shield her from those pervy horny actors.
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As some of my longtime readers may know flex appealing Cameo Kneuer on the other hand is the little sister( not so little where her milkshakes are concerned ) of non other than buffed blonde built 40C - 27 - 37 body Corinna Kneuer a.k.a. Cory Everson who I have mentioned a few times on the blog. Besides being another hot candidate in my famous SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series requested by a reader ( which may have something to do with her attire of choice while working out in the gym, OMFG !!!!! ) Cory Everson is an accomplished female bodybuilding champion who won the Miss Olympia contest six ( ! ) years in a row, from 1984 up until 1989.
She also appeared in movies like Double Impact with Jean - Claude Van Damme, Natural Born Killers or Ballistic and a plethora of tv series most notably 3 episodes of Hercules : The Legendary Journeys as Atalanta, one of the many hot sexbombs that made watching the show bearable.
Because in episode 16 of season 2 called " Let The Games Begin " Cory plays the role of hot MILF aunt. Her nephew Damon is the typical bored juvenile delinquent who doesn´t pay his aunt Atalante much attention - until she not only turns out to be an old acquaintance of Hercules but a total sexbomb. Which is revealed when during an attack her robes are ripped off to reveal her chiseled boner - inducing physique that is only barely covered by what looks like a cross between a greek battle suit for Aphrodite and a special sado maso outfit right from Victoria´s Secret.
This immediately jumpstarts not only Damon´s puberty but also his sexual obsession with his hot aunt. Which tells us two things. One, the idea of having sex with your aunt may be older than we think and two, while being a lazy juvenile delinquent in training he's not a peeping Tom.
Because you know that if Damon had spotted Atalante soaping up her playmate bikini body under the shower he would have spent all his time trying to get her drunk enough to tie her to his bed and bang her brains out six ways to Sunday. Keeping in mind that he´s at that age when you can stay hard for days he would have a field day / week dicktaming his busty aunt with his giant monstercock until she is his obedient sex slave.
He would not know his own strength and a less experienced girl would be seriously hurt but with Atalante being in the peak physical condition she is in she would not only remain unharmed but even moreso enjoy getting slam - fucked many positions in by her nephew´s relentless horsecock.
The plot of the episode is that Hercules and Atalante initiate the olympic games to end the battles between the Spartans and the Eleans so Damon pretends to be interested in the games. But it´s all a ploy to check out his aunt like in the scene where they arm wrestle and he loses because Damon is too busy staring down her cleavage, drooling over her boobs.
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It has been a while since I posted a video of ASMR Amy and I feel that we have been spoiled by her super sexualised antics because after reaching the erotic zenith with her bonerinducing Lara Croft cosplay ( especially if you have been able to find the topless version where she lets her 36F boobs hang loose ) all her new videos felt kind of tame in comparison.
Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.
You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.
I still couldn't find her video where she is a horny doctor conducting a sex - periment and also popping out her gazongas which was one of my favourites that got deleted when the memory card on my cell phone stopped working and I had to re - format it. Which naturally deleted everything that was on it and as usual I hadn't thought to make a copy.
But now she is back again with a new ASMR video that is sure to make your cream in your jeans. I mean the outfit alone is worth the price of admission as her giant - sized double airbags are straining to be free.
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