TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Party like Cinco De Mayo with El Mil Chistes

Although I initially wanted to keep all of the good MARINA episodes with Aylin Mujica in one post 67 episodes are a bit much plus they slow the loading down which in turn makes working on the post extremely slow.

And it's only going to get worse if I add the usual mix of videos about comics, movies, tv shows, cartoons, music, cult sirens and anything else from the realm of pop culture. So I have decided to make a spin - off post with at least 25 episodes of MARINA to lighten the load. We'll see.

Well, we won't because the complete channel with all of the MARINA episodes has just been deleted which makes most of my work of last week ( as usual I have also worked on other posts at the same time as I have been working on the three Aylin Mujica posts ) obsolete so we will have to do without the episodes. I hope that at least my regular visitors watched them and as I keep saying you have to watch these things while you can because they get deleted. Thankfully I downloaded a bunch of the episodes, not all of them but all I could find with Aylin's good parts.

Now my longtime followers know me too well to believe for a second that this will be all I will include in this post as I am always trying to hit two piñatas with one stone. And in this case they are absolutely right.

My regular readers might remember that in the part about 37F ( !!! ) - 24 - 38 bikini model and PLAYBOY playmate extraordinaire Marie Elizabeth Chevalier in the bonus section of my post about John Buscema's run on THE FANTASTIC FOUR ( which I tried to spin - off into a solo post but it was immediately flagged as NSFW ) I mentioned that she was the whole reason why I did a post where I presented playmates that look like the ultimate men milking machines on the covers of mexican adult humour magazine EL MIL CHISTES. And I know that in the past I often referred to it as MIL CHISTES but to be correct the magazine title is EL MIL CHISTES.

Anyway, in the pop culture trivia section of said FANTASTIC FOUR post I also mentioned that I had always planned to do - at least - one follow up post which would be all covers to EL MIL CHISTES and that for various reasons I never got around to do it. You see where I am going with that ?

That's right, since Aylin Mujica is mexican and EL MIL CHISTES is mexican and I need some content so the MARINA episodes don't go over the post border I am combining the two bringing you the best - or the breast - of two worlds. Although since they are both from Mejico I don't know if that is still true. Wait, Aylin Mujica is a tv cult siren and EL MIL CHISTES is an adult magazine. So I guess we are still bringing the two worlds together.

As usual this selection of 23 EL MIL CHISTES cover is highly subjective according to my own preferences and if you know where I can find more EL MIL CHISTES covers - especially in high quality ( all the covers are from a facebook page ) please let me know in the comments below.

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Someone who was never on any of my casting lists for Power Girl but who would not have any trouble filling out her magical cleavage window ( he said, making another smooth segueway ) is Tiffany Amber Thiessen .

The buxom brunette who has the best natural breasts in Hollywood - at least according to Howard Stern and he has done extensive research - has been scorching tv screens for quite some time with her curvaceous hardbody and her 40E Beverly Hills to the delight of males worldwide.

Behind the screen Tiffany Amber Thiessen was an even bigger sex freak and partook in behind the scenes sex marathons where the male crew members took turns banging her brains out and often tagteamed her.

I never was a big fan of Beverly Hills, 90210 but that quickly changed when I saw wet Tiffani Thiessen´s booming breasts in a bikini - which was a product of mother nature - and Tori Spelling´s growing boobs - which were a gift of Daddy and the best plastic surgery money could buy.

There was a special episode that got my attention in which Tori Spelling was dancing in a leather hooker outfit while shooting a rock music video.

She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera but that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but she really squeezed her huge breast into a tight leather top and pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.

What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writer just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.

" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. "

Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on the show.

Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with nympho sex freak Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls ( she was practically dicktamed for this role by the cast members - and producers - of Saved By The Bell who took turns slambanging her senseless when they were not busy using Tiffany Amber Thiessen as their living blow up sex doll ).

The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s bonerinducing stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nymphomaniac Supergirl Tit - Fakk from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie.

She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like with red kryptonite ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, pervert hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra sex healing, kama sutra flexibility, sex olympics stamina, multiple position memory and fellatio breath.

I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkley´s super sexy striptease moves that is a given.

But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.

I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours .

So Today instead of an episode of a tv show we have the very hard to almost impossible to find Saved By The Bell tv special Hawaiian Style.

Which is one of the reasons I was totally flabbergasted to find a version with the spanish dubbing. The quality is not as good as in the original ( which you can watch here ) but it's watchable. The thing that baffled me the most is that it took the producers of the show that long to realize it would be a great idea to put such absolute torrid teenage tit teasers like Elizabeth Berkley, Tiffani Amber Thiessen and the very underrated afro - american 38B - 25 - 35 aphrodite Lark Voorhies into bikinis for a special.

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GLORY, GLORY, HALEY - LUYAH or IF ONLY RUSS MEYER WAS ALIVE !

Okay, I get it, I can take a hint. You don't have to hit me over the head with Hacksaw Jim Duggan's two - by - four to put something on the blog and for the last week the guys from the REACT channel have uploaded video after video with the React channels resident ultimate men milking machine Haley . Which is the one every red blooded male dreams of going up against in " last horse cock squirting " deepthroat marathon.

Anyway, before her videos are piling up even more than they already are I decided to put them out there and it has been a hot minute since I did a feature on her in my Gambit spotlight post ( and the follow ups in my second post about the breath taking covers for DYLAN DOG as well as my post on the forgotten super hero MISS MARVEL ) where I was blown away because I hadn't realized what a huge set of melons Haley had developed . I was all like : " Daaaaiiiimn, when did Haley get a visit from the boob fairy ? Because these are some massive Russ Meyer sized melons. Did she have them done for a starring role in a porn movie ( one can only hope so ) ? " Those are some impressive talents she displays. Also the preview picture doesn't help because she looks like the newest blow up sex doll.

Which now that I think about it would be a great idea for a prank style of video with Busenwunder Haley. They would tell Haley that they would pretend she is a new kind of deluxe blow up sex doll and bring her to various clients and then they would be completely surprised when she starts to talk and that they would all jump out and do the big reveal.

Of course Haley would protest and claim that she looks nothing like a blow up sex doll - which is what all women say even if they do - but it would be the producer's job to convince her. And they could even say that the newer blow up sex dolls look more life like than previous ones.

Now the catch here would be that they would also prank Haley because they would tell her" customers " ( Which could be her fellow male co - reactors but I still have not decided. Because some of them could be reluctant to use their friend as a sex toy although most of them have probably dreamed about doing this ever since her twin torpedoes grew to such titanic proportions. ) that she is a new kind of interactive sex doll and they bring her to the best customers to work out a few kinks.

This is the new super deluxe model nicknamed" Dolly Part Em "for the most intense extreme sexual intercourse experience with extra large XXL sized breasts which has gotten great responses from the clients but that there were some incidents where the interface has malfunctioned and the doll has started to believe that she is not a sexbot but a real person who has tried to convince the customers to stop using and abusing her.

And that if it tries to tell them that she is not the ultimate men milking machine that they just have to ignore that and keep on banging her processors out that the system will re - adjust to its normal setting after they have cum inside her a few times. You see where I'm coming from ?

Anyway, we have the unsuspecting Haley doing her best impression of the ultimate living blow up sex doll ( not that she needs to strain herself much in that department because she looks the part without trying ) all excited about the big reveal who gets more and more stressed when the guys keep pounding her holes harder and harder with rising enthusiasm.

And we would have the lucky stiffs who were selected to participate in this scam who get to vent all of their sexual frustrations on a living blow up sex doll with a clean conscience thinking she is just a love machine.

The producers would tell wet sex dream Haley that it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK CHARACTER challenge to get her to go along to have sex many positions in with the horny perverts as long as possible when it's really a TRY NOT TO PASS OUT WHILE BEING SLAM - FUCKED challenge for Haley.

And they would tell the male participants that it's a TRY NOT TO TRY THE NEWEST SEX DOLLS video when in reality it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK A BIG BREASTED SEXBOMB WHILE DICKTAMING HER challenge. It goes without saying that in any scenario the guys win and Haley is bound to loose.

After the guys have used Haley for a few days drilling every orifice of her bonerinducing pornbody with their gigantic members squirting until they can't get it up anymore the producers would come to take Haley back and they would act all surprised because the skit did not go as intended.

Even though it did go as planned but of course they could not tell her.

I don't know if they should reveal to the participants at the end that it was a real person - maybe they could say that there was an unfortunate mix up and instead of the new sex doll model they got a visit from one of the females engineers who was a former pornstar and based the look of the sex dolls on herself - because then the guys would feel awful or if they should do something different like arrange for a " chance " meeting between Haley and the guys to see the sheer shock on their faces when they see that there are real women looking like that in the real world.

We could also try and convince nubian sex goddess Jair and fillipino hooker - in - training Jayka to partake in the social experiment so that Haley does not get suspicious that she is the only one who does it and it would be even convincing because some prefer black or asian sexbots.

Now I went back to find out how on earth an old breast fixated pervert like me could have missed Haley's huge hooters and first of all there are a lot of videos I missed and there were a lot of videos where she was hiding her giant - sized woman - things under a thick shirt or sweater.

Which was probably for the benefit of her male colleagues and I have to give props to the guys ( at the same time I am giving Haley a standing ovation ) for being able to keep it together when they are in an episode with Haley. Because I could not sit at the same table as such an ultimate sex goddess without spending the entire episode drooling all over her oversized oppai - even if she would let me play with her titanic twin torpedoes for a few hours before the shooting starts to calm me down.

They still must be fully erect throughout the entirety of the episode and you know that if they don't outright drag Haley to the nearest corner to vent the accumulated sexual energy their girlfriends have to bear the brunt of it. I mean, Haley is like natural viagra at this point and since it has been a while since she presented her new and improved hooters all the other girls like my future wife Jair or phillipino prostitute in training Jayka must already know what's up when their guys film an episode with Hailey. Which means they are probably doing a few hours of stretching with a special emphasis on doing the splits like a stripper in advance so they can maybe survive the coming sexual onslaught in the bedroom.

And I am not saying that Jair and Jayka are not ultimate sex machines who are experts at milking huge horsecocks until the last drop. They say black don't crack but Jayka is also especially gifted when it comes to draining giant monstercocks since it is common knowledge that all asian girls are natural born blow up sex dolls and no woman can hold a candle to them asian bitches who can suck a bowling ball through a waterhose and there simply is no competition when it comes to deepthroating. Like the old chinese proverb says : " Life does suck but asian girls swallow. ".

But even sexual pocket rocket ( here good things really do come in small packages, boy ) Jayka is no match for the boys since a dick that has been aroused by Hailey's humongous double airbags for a few hours stays erect for days no matter how many times you make it squirt and you know that Jayka and Jair's boyfriend will be drilling their pornstar bodies without mercy like they owed them money, almost pounding them into a coma.

Which is why the producers always make sure to tape the episodes with Haley on Thursday or at least on Friday so that the boys have the entire weekend to vent the pent up sexual energy in a nonstop penetration marathon during which they slam - fuck Jair and Jayka's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy like two crazy breeding stallions on crack.

Well, Haley has been paired up with Jaxon a few times and there seems to be good chemistry there ( no wonder with such a captivating view ) but even he couldn't help getting a good eyeful of her massive money makers and she probably wouldn't be adverse to teach him the joys of sex with a big breasted woman since it seems that every female person out there wants to dicktame Jaxon in the worst way. At least that is what it looks like in the comments. And you know that if Haley ever really used Jaxon as her new boytoy she would totally destroy his dick.

And he would probably enjoy every second of it because who wouldn't want to be the love slave of a big - breasted love machine like Haley ?

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days. And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton just in 2020 .

Since then I have written two additional posts, my third Joe Stanton GREEN LANTERN post and one with all the original art that I could not include in the post but which is worth posting because it is from such comic legends like Mike Grell , Gil Kane , Brian Bolland or Dave Gibbons .

Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.

I would say " to make a long story short " but I think it´s already too late for that. Anyway, on my old boob blog I had a series called SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL of which only a few select posts have found their way here.

Back then I started the series to prove not only that women with such big breasts like Power Girl ( at least when she is drawn right ) exist in the real world but that they are not so uncommon like feminists ( this was before SJWs ruled the earth ) would like you to believe. As longtime visitors are more than aware of Power Girl is my favorite female comic book character and not only because of her huge breasts ( although they don´t hurt either ) or her conveniently placed magical cleavage window.

She is also a non apologetic, pro active woman who is not only a female carbon copy of her male counterpart which is a nice change of pace.

It is also no big secret to anybody who has visited the blog more than a few times that I have a sexual obsession with women with big breasts - especially blondes - which is apparent not only because of the already mentioned posts from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series but also from the countless posts on blonde cult sirens with massive melons or their features in the bonus sections of my posts like this blow up sex doll.

I admit it, a blonde men milking machine like Haley with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Haley to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram the entire shaft of my hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.

But that doesn't mean that I don't respect her as a person. Because one thing is my sexual obsession and another thing is that even if I want to do that it will probably never happen. And I don't have to tell you how infinitely slim the chances are that a poor wretch like me ever gets to take an absolute sex goddess like Haley to Poundtown. So this is more of a mental exercise and meant as a sign of endearment like my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL posts which are my celebrations of the female body.

On the other side there are some things that I find really annoying and outright insulting to Haley and what I mean first and foremost are all those negative comments that can be found in the comment section of every video Haley appears in lately. And I am not talking about such comments like " Wow. Them boobies. ", " I love Haley's big - emoji for apples, melons or any other fruit - " or " Blond kitten has some juggs. "

Which are just rude. But it seems that kids nowadays are so used to not facing any consequences for anything they do online that they have no filter, just like Peter Griffin from Family Guy. I always thought the guy who thought him up must be a really disturbed individual but I started to pity Seth McFarlane when he commented in an interview that he never has to invent any material for that character because he went to college with a dozen of Peter Griffin's who have no filter and just said whatever came to mind. Apparently the same is true for commenters on YouTube.

So yes, that is annoying because there should be a difference between what you think and what you write in a comment section but that is just the internet. What I find more disrespecting are two kind of comments, the first one about " Haley needs to put some clothes on. " which now and then are made by men ( I guess either gay men or men who have a phobia of big breasts ) but mostly come from women who have no problem body shaming other women whenever their wardrobe or body type does not align with their own preferences although I suspect that it is the female equivalent of penis envy. Like the saying goes the envy of those who have not. And quite often they add that Haley parading her bigger breasts gives them " cringe " and " second hand embarrassment ".

What is even worse are the comments that " they liked her better before she had her breast augmentation " which is really a slap in the face. As any comicbook fan knows there are always those fans who will say about a certain artist that " they liked their older stuff better ". Which can be a legitimate point because different people like different things and it is just natural that something as distinctive as a style changes over time.

So when you grow accustomed to a certain style that is what you want and you may not like it when suddenly everything looks different. And that is okay. But as any artist can tell you it is impossible to go back to a style that you used ten or twenty years ago. You may try to copy it and you will succeed to a certain extent but it will not look the same. But this weird comment of " I liked your older stuff better. " has become so commonplace that I sometimes use it myself when I get sketches from artists ( which hasn't happened since the pandemic ) because of the look I get when the " older stuff " I mention is the work they did one or two years ago that looks basically the same. What I want to illustrate with that rant is that you can't go back to the way things were. Not with the style in which you draw and most definitely not with the way you look.

More than disrespectful it is insulting because it implies that another person is more qualified to decide how you should look than yourself. On top of that it is automatically implied Haley had some plastic surgery.

Which could be the easiest explanation but not the only one. There are plenty of reasons why women suddenly develop bigger breasts and I remember that 41E ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 Playmate Of The Month Of May in 1993 and Playmate Of The Year in 1994 Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith never had particularly big breasts until she got pregnant and then it was like " Bang ! " her body tried to catch up and they didn't stop growing until they had become the size of two huge melons. So Haley just may have been pregnant and her body underwent some changes after that.

But even if there is no other explanation and Haley really had a breast augmentation that was her own decision and people should accept that since it is her own body we are talking about. Who has read my blog over a longer period of time knows that I have always said that ultimately it is everyone's own decision if they want to have plastic surgery and if they feel they are happier with bigger breasts more power to them. And not only because I'm an old horny perv who prefers women with huge racks.

I don't know how often I have written about ultimate sexbombs like the hasian star of my wet sex dreams 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who gave herself giant - sized porn implants or amazing ASMR Amy who supersized her funbags to a 36F cupsize and I have always said that it should be their own choice if they want bigger boobs and other people should respect that ( even though it is a crime against humanity that Yaya Han hides her giant gazongas under so much fabric instead of using them to the benefit of mankind worldwide to make porn movies ).

The same goes for what kind of clothes they wear - be it in videos online or in public - or how much of their body they show. I get that when your own body is inadequate compared to such a banging hardbody like Haley or you were raised with a really strict set of moral values this can make you uncomfortable. But thinking that you can dictate how people should behave, think, look or dress that is how the Nazi regime started. And I can say that because I was born in Germany and lived there for over 50 years. So nobody has to educate me about Nazis. Thank you very much.

You know, now that I am looking at these pictures again I realize that the current reigning boob queen of " Tits React " Busenwunder Hailey would be a perfect match for Elisa Bett's roommate since she not only has the gigantic tits to fill out Power Girl's boob window without breaking a sweat but has become what can only be described as " Russ Meyer's wet sex dream ". Man, all the things I would do with living blow up sex doll Haley and ultimate men milking machine Jair if I was 20 years younger.

In my latest Jair spotlights I have done the obligatory comicbook casting where I put Jair into the role of Vicky Spritzfest ( which would be either Victoria Squirthard or Victoria Squirtproof in the english translation ) the Busenwunder reporter with legs for miles almost up to her chin for the channel NOTZUCHT TV who would have been introduced in the third issue of my - at this point - discontinued adult comicbook series called VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN even if Jair's boobs are bigger than Vicky's.

Vicky - who is constantly getting into situations where she ends up naked and is more often than not used like a cheap blow up sex doll by many guys on camera ( which explains her extremely high ratings amongst the male audience ) when she is not sexually assaulted by all her perverted colleagues - gets into all kind of shenanigans and ends up competing in a wet - t - shirt contest ( after her camera guy paid two drunk college students to splash her with water and then rip off her t - shirt during a live broadcast ) with the stipulation that she will do a photoshooting for PLAYBOY magazine if she ends up winning or is amongst the five finalists.

There are also five prices the tv station offered as incentives for the viewers to vote for Victoria - which range from a body painting class where the lucky winner gets to apply the paint with his hands ( or any other body part he chooses ) to re - enact afro - american 40E - 25 - 37 sex machine Halle Berry's famous sex scene from the Oscar winning " Monster's Ball " ( only in this version he is joined by the director and the tv station boss to turn it into a triple pussy penetration orgy ) to an all expenses paid weekend at a the honeymoon suite of a five star hotel with Victoria decked out in the tiniest lingerie from the - appropriate - Victoria's Secret catalogue, handcuffed, gagged and tied to the bed.

Anyway, I thought that nubian Busenwunder Jair with her huge chocolate melons would be a good fit for the role but as always the most obvious choice didn't occur to me which is the star of the series nymphomanic exhibitionist Elisa Bett ( not sure if I will call her Elisa Bed or Elisa Bad in the english version ) a. k. a. Halle Berry of Stuttgart whom I based - at least her physical aspect - on a certain sex goddess I will not name.

Originally she was my template for Elisa Bett because that way I could make my wet sex phantasies kind of real but I have to admit that Jair would also be a good fit since she was born for porn. Even if I never get to make the xxx - rated movie version of VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.

Speaking of which what I could change would be that instead of her buxom roommate being the completely fictive 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Jaja Han ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics and all affiliated companies ) who should not be confused with the real and non fictive ( at least I hope that she isn't ) 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han it would be Bailey who looks like Haley's big breasted younger twin.

With that said there are five scenes from the comics ( some from the issues that have come out and some from the issues that were planned but haven't come out yet ) that I would definitely have to put into the movies especially if I could only find somebody who could believably portray the completely fictive wet sex dream Bailey Busenwunder ( hint, hint ). Now the first one is of course the scene where Jaja Han - Bailey now - is doing a pole dance wearing the same outfit as Akira Lane in the picture below which so far has only been included in the bonus section.

There were plans to get a variant cover done by a german artist well known for his erotic comics that I had contacts to but for reasons outside of both of our control that never materialized. In any case the story here would be that an always horny comicbook artist ( which is in no way a self insert for yours truly ) persuades Bailey to pole dance for charity and as a responsible guy I have to .... I mean this guy has to pull down Bailey's slip to make sure nobody gets to see her private parts when she is using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino prostitute.

The second one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Bailey to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.

Number three would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Bailey who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread long legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.

The next scene is one with Elisa Bett - finally a scene with Jair - who is dressed up as Wonderbra Woman ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) in which she walks in on Bailey dressed up as Power Babe who is giving me ... I mean giving the comicbook artist who is not me a two hour long double breasted deepthroat dick massage. Because he bet her five bucks that she could not swallow the entire shaft and like all blonde sexbombs she got totally carried away once she had started titfucking his schlong.

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include where Jair returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find that now the comicbook artist is slam - banging Bailey's brains out six ways to Sunday because he made another bet that she could have sex with him all night long and he would not come twice. And instead of money she agreed to become his living blow up sex doll for the next three months.

Anyway, Elisa Bett - played by Jair - would not come in to tell Bailey that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that he will not come twice and in fact he came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share the comicbook artist's monstercock.

And that is the end of my little rant ( which probably nobody is reading at this point ) so I will get off my metaphorical soapbox and the last thing I want to say to Haley is to not be discouraged, to ignore those comments and keep doing what you are doing. There are always those who want to bring beautiful, happy, positive people like you down but there are even more who appreciate everything you are doing. And like somebody more intelligent said " The best revenge is living a good life. "

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mike hammer one of the few episodes without hammerettes

One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.

Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.

When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.

Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.

Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.

From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.

And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.

And with that thought in mind we come back to TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nippels. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing mising is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.