TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Fantastic Four Friday with John Buscema !

Since my readers are probably going crazy trying to figure out what the ominous post is I hinted at in my post on George Perez - amongst other artists - on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA I want to ease their suffering.

And the big reveal is : it's another FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY post - what a surprise since it comes right on the heels of my second FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH JOHN BYRNE post ( which is actually my fourth John Byrne FANTASTIC FOUR post since I wrote two previously but that's neither here or there ) - and this one is all about the great late John Buscema .

Now I know what my regulars are thinking and yes, I just pimped JOHN BUSCEMA'S MARVEL HEROES Artist's Edition in my THUNDERBOLTS post .

Which by the way had gone up in price - as those books follow the usual ebb and flow of prices especially after Christmas - but is now back at 88 EUROS on amazon Spain so any interested parties in purchasing this gem should not wait too long before ordering. I know that in my initial review I was not too sure how much I would like this since neither the full issue of AVENGERS nor NAMOR, THE SUBMARINER are ones I would've chosen.

Equally I might have gone with a different issue of THE MIGHTY THOR by John Buscema and the only saving grace for me - as ridiculous as that may sound to some people - is the inking by Vince Coletta of all people.

But after having a chance to hold the actual oversized book in my hands I have to confess that my prediction that the rest of the book more than makes up for that came true. And when I say " make up for that " I have to specify that the full issues they selected for this book are not bad per se and that my discontent stems more from the fact that they are not my favourites. But that is to be expected with this kind of publication.

Man, I have always wanted to use the word " discontent " in a sentence.

But coming back to the topic of Today's post, my longtime followers also know that this is not the first time I am writing about John Buscema's run on FANTASTIC FOUR . I did a post about that after the fifth birthday of this blog ( I can't believe that was over 12 years ago ) where I covered the huge gap in the publishing history of THE FANTASTIC FOUR between the last issue by Williams Verlag - which was issue 124 which contained issue 127 ( some issues were not published by Williams Verlag while others were split in two so not all german issue numbers match the original numbering ) - and when the Condor Verlag picked up the baton.

Anyway, the most important part of that post however are my musings about THE OVERMIND SAGA which is my personal favourite and also THE quintessential Fantastic Four story. I know that it is almost sacrilegious to not have the original GALACTUS TRILOGY or THIS MAN THIS MONSTER as your favourite Fantastic Four story and I'm sorry but I just can't help it. For me John Buscema's look is their iconic look and this story is a prime example that distils what Marvel Comics first family is all about.

So if anybody would ask me what is the best story to learn everything you need to know about the Fantastic Four I would just hand them THE OVERMIND SAGA. Or rather the volume of MARVEL MASTERWORKS : THE FANTASTIC FOUR that contains theses issues ( which is a book I used to have and one of the view where I paid full price ) since - as it could not have been any other way - it has not been collected. Since this is my favourite Fantastic Four story I have already posted all of the original pages from this I could find so there will be none from this in this post.

What I AM including are pages from the second GALACTUS SAGA that ran from issue 120 to 123 and about which I also wrote in a post, in this case again AFTER the blogs sixth anniversary because on that post I wanted to continue the topic but got sidetracked by the fact that issue 128 had been indeed published in Germany - just not by the Williams Verlag.

So we got a bit into the Marvel Comics published by the Bildschriften Verlag before we continued our ramblings on John Buscema's run on FANTASTIC FOUR with The Coming Of Gabriel. And yes, there will be quite a lot of original artwork from that story in this post because I get a lot of complaints that I always write about the same stories and never about some relevant and more recent comicbooks. So with this post I get to eat my cake and keep it. Because while I am writing about some old iconic stories I am also pimping one of the newest addition to my third comicbook collection : the Marvel Comics Select Edition hardcover book FANTASTIC FOUR - BEHOLD GALACTUS. This 25 bucks hardcover includes the three most iconic Galactus stories - the original Galactus trilogy by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby with issues 48 to 50, the second Galactus Saga by Stan Lee and John Buscema with issues 120 to 123 and John Byrne's Galactus trilogy with issues 242 to 244 which introduced Frankie Raye as Galactus new herald Nova. Lately I have gotten a lot of books that I call sampler books because it is a good way to have some of your favourite stories in one neat package. So that will we one part of the post while the other part will include some pages from the last Fantastic Four story to be published by Williams Verlag in Germany. I don't know, maybe it is the nostalgia but that is one of my favourite times of the team's history.

Speaking about the history of the FANTASTIC FOUR, for those interested I did an extensive rundown of my personal history reading what for me has been one of Marvel Comics most underrated yet consistently strongest books including favourite stories and favourite artists in my Joe Sinnott appreciation post from 2019 and two much shorter ones in the already mentioned first FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH JOHN BYRNE post and my tribute post to the late great George Perez after his passing in 2022 .

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Reed Richards is often referred to as if not THE smartest person than at least ONE of the smartest persons in the Marvel universe. But there are some problems even he can't solve like finding a permanent cure for his best friend Benjamin J. ( if you wonder what the " J " stands for it's for " jewish all of a sudden " ) Grimm a. k. a. the ever loving blue eyed Thing, the idol of millions. That's one thing that makes writing Mr. Fantastic ( which is the name Susan Storm gave him after he demonstrated what he could do with his stretching powers in the bedroom ) so difficult since as such an intelligent character he could solve every problem in the Marvel universe which would take the drama out of most stories. So the writers have to let him fail - in stories from other comicbooks more often than in FANTASTIC FOUR stories although he has his fair share in those - and our trusty pal Brian Cronin has compiled Five Times That Superheroes Turned To Reed Richards For Help And He Failed Them as part of his post series Drawing Crazy Patterns you can find at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES .

Which may be the reason why he only made number 28 on the top Marvel characters list - just one spot above the Invisible Woman at number 29 - but then this list was voted on by the visitors of COMIC BOOK RESOURCES so it is subject to the whims of the fickle fans. And really how much can you rely on a list that ranks an absolute loser like Gambit - or Gambito how I like to call him - above ready for prime time mvp Moon Knight ?

One reason why Hollywood always fails in doing a great Fantastic Four movie is they never read the original source material because if they did they would know that the Fantastic Four are not a team but a family and not superheroes but explorers. Instead on super heroics and fights their focus should be on the final frontiers of science and what lies beyond.

Now I know that the idea of a movie - or a comic - about the pursuit and advancement of scientific knowledge may sound boring but an example of a science based comicbook that is not boring is the focus of another article by Brian Cronin on COMIC BOOK RESOURCES that takes a look at Planetary written by Warren Ellis and illustrated by John Cassaday.

Much more than just a Fantastic Four homage it is a comic writer's - and comic artist's - comic about comicbooks and pop culture with each issue paying homage to a certain genre of comics, books, movies or tv shows.

Beyond that it tells a fascinating overarching story - which I won't spoil here because if you want to know more about this just read the article - and the artwork by John Cassaday alone is worth the price of admission.

This series gets my utmost recommendation and one of my big regrets was that my brother had it on his pull list so it was off limits for me.

Which was the reason that now that I had to sell or give away for free almost my entire comic collection and can't read the issues my brother has ( or had, I don't know if he still has them since he got rid of a big chunk of his comicbook collection when he moved in with his girlfriend, just one of the things girls force you to do ) - with him being in another country and all that - I got myself the Planetary Omnibus. I opted for it instead of the two volumes of the absolute edition because I just wanted to read the whole thing and that way you have it all in one neat package plus with 65 bucks instead of 210 it is cheaper. If you find the issues in dollar bins they should not be too expensive since the series doesn't get much play. But you can also forget all that trouble and get the omnibus.

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Deja Vu. The strange feeling you have seen, heard, experienced, done something or been somewhere before. Also the fact that I keep talking about it constantly does not exactly help. But it just keeps happening.

As longtime followers of the blog know I like to do the obligatory super hero movie casting - or should I say super heroine casting since I prefer to do it for the comicbook babes . I mean I did an entire comicbook babe battle series for it and two separate series for casting a Justice League Of America movie - the Hollywood Edition and then my Subzero Edition .

But when I cast playmate Elizabeth Marie Chevalier in this post for the role of Susan Richards formerly Susan Storm it must have been fate or some deep rooted memory of her juicy boobies that made me pick her because I had no idea that I had already featured her on the blog before.

And when I say " featured " I mean that she is the whole reason I did the post where I presented some hot playmates that look like the ultimate men milking machines that are depicted on the covers of mexican adult humour magazine MIL CHISTES . Because it was her cover for PLAYBOY that gave me the idea to pair those two since she looked just like one of those megabusty Sexbomben had just stepped of a MIL CHISTES cover.

Now the post was supposed to be part of a trilogy with another post that had just the MIL CHISTES covers in the pipeline but as the regular blog followers know my entire picture archive was deleted - including all MIL CHISTES covers and all pictures of Elizabeth Marie Chevalier - so that is one reason why I didn't recognize her. The other reason is that she was a brunette in the pictures I have posted so far while she was a blonde in the newer videos ( although she also has black hair in some of them ).

Anyway, since it seems that I have been given a second chance here I'm making a little Elizabeth Marie Chevalier feature and as usual when it gets too long she will get her own spin - off with even more pictures.

Now I am starting off with the general info which already can be a bit trick because the data contradicts itself sometimes even on the same page that cited her as being vegetarian as well as non - vegetarian.

So let's start.

What most sites agree upon is that Elizabeth Marie Chevalier was born on the 9th of April in 1994 in the city of San Diego, California and that she owes her exotic looks to her dual french and native american descent.

Raised in Paris Elizabeth became a cheerleader at a private high school in France and if you think that cheerleaders are only used as living blow up sex dolls by the horny jocks at the post game viagra victory parties at public schools you surely can imagine to what kind of sick and perverted penetration sensation marathon fuck orgies the poor girls are subjected to behind closed doors in a french private institute of higher learning.

Back then Elizabeth Marie Chevalier didn't have the bonerinducing 37F ( !!! ) - 24 - 38 measurements she has now ( but more on her two breast augmentations later ) and it is a well known fact that flat girls often overcompensate for their lack of busticle by becoming blowjob experts.

And Elizabeth clearly has superior skills in that departement. I mean there is a reason why they call oral sex " french sex " and if you don't become an expert at deepthroating huge horsecocks at a french high school you never will. Besides swallowing monstercocks and sucking a bowling ball through a garden hose without breaking a sweat Elizabeth learned to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker which should come in handy in the later part of her career when she got work as a model.

Speaking of which, with long legs for mile that go almost up to her chin, long dark brown hair, green eyes and a pair of lips that clearly beat out Angelique Jolie where " soft, full lips designed to be wrapped tightly around a rockhard erection and suck it until squirting again and again and again to the last drop and the guy can't get it up anymore " are called for. And with the world of glamour modelling ever changing and looking for the perfect blend of style, sex, class and classic beauty, Mademoiselle Chevalier is the perfect combination of them all mon ami.

As I already mentioned Elizabeth Chevalier is a PLAYBOY playmate and international cover model, Instagram star, content creator and actress best known for her MAXIM Australia on July 2018 and July 2019 covers.

After graduating from the Loyola Marymount University in 2017 with a bachelor's degree in biology ( her teacher gave her a lot of secret after school anatomy lessons in the privacy of his home and she had to take unannounced surprise oral tests on a daily basis but she graduated sukka cum louder with flying colours - or squirting dicks ) she went on to grace the covers of PLAYBOY Denmark on July 2021, PLAYBOY Sweden on April 2021, Maxim New Zealand on October 2019, FHM United States on August 2019, PLAYBOY Australia June 2019, and PLAYBOY South Africa July 2017.

Elizabeth has had small acting roles in the Entourage movie ( 2015 ), Franklin & Bash, New Girl, True Detective, Love is Relative, and Outlaw.

She played the " lead girl " in music videos, Maejor's " Tell Daddy " ft. Wakka Flocka Flame ( 2014 ) and " Get You Alone " ft. Jeremih (2014 ).

Now one reason why I found it weird that there is neither a boobpedia nor a bodysize org entry or even a PLAYBOY profile for that matter for her is that she seems to be more famous than I thought as there are many stories about her that have become viral on the internet like the most propagated one in which she said she was too sexy to get a date.

A model might seem like they'd be fending off guys 24 / 7. However, Elizabeth Marie Chevalier reportedly finds it nearly impossible to find suitors - which she attributes to men being intimidated by her hotness.

Elizabeth has many admirers, but she has been told that her boner - inducing features, height, and fiery nature are too much to handle for the guys she dates. Despite having over 2.9 million Instagram followers, the influencer struggled with dating. “ I’ve been told I’m intimidating to guys because I’m tall - I’m 5 foot 10 - and I’m beautiful and I have a very intense personality. I’m actually very sweet and loving so if they took the time to get to know me they would realise that,” she stated.

She also claims that guys are occasionally taken aback by her stunning appearance, while others regard her as if she was a trophy. Elizabeth admits, “ I’ve been on dates where guys just can’t speak to me. The men that do chat me up are usually too cocky and self - obsessed and they clearly go for every pretty girl in the room. They see us as trophies. "

" I would 100 % date a fan but every time I’ve met a guy through my Instagram they have just treated me like a commodity. I would totally let a friend set me up with someone. In fact, I would prefer it. I know I wear a tiny bikini online but it’s a job, most guys can’t see past that."

Elizabeth claims that her beauty has been both a blessing and a burden, with others judging her based on her appearance. And it's not only males who make rash judgments. Because of her sex appeal women frequently believe she will take their lovers. The model explained, “ I remember once being at a Halloween party and I was wearing a costume and I put my headdress down on a chair. This guy came over and told me he had been sitting there and his girlfriend saw him speaking to me and just freaked out. She started screaming in my face and I’m not a person who is very confrontational so I just ended up leaving. It was pretty crazy. ”

" If she knew me she would know I’m not like that at all - I would never steal someone else's lover - but I find other women are always saying things behind my back. I think they're just jealous. I do find it hard to make female friends but luckily I have a very solid group of girlfriends that have known me for years who I can count on, " she added. When it comes to men, Elizabeth prefers tall, dark, and gorgeous men with green eyes. She said, " My ideal man is someone who is the strong but silent type. I like tall darker features, a handsome man. Age is not a problem to me nor is their job, as long as they are successful and passionate. He would just have to come up and say ' hello beautiful can I ask you on a date ? '. I like a guy who is very forward and knows what he wants. "

Despite the fact that her beauty stands in the way of romance and friendship, Elizabeth has made a fortune owing to devoted followers online. She had a short affair with OnlyFans in 2020, earning 20,000 $ in just two weeks. " Everyone was like try it, so I did and I made 20,000 $ in two weeks. I don't mind getting my boobs out but I’ve never done anything more hardcore, I don’t think I could do it, ” she remarked.

Usually I would include links to the pertaining websites but because I have had trouble with blogger who labelled an abundancy of links as spam and put the post back into the draft mode you just have to believe me that I found the same story - sometimes with a few changes - on THE SUN ( which I think picked up the story form Jam Press which all others copied ), THE MIRROR, at MEAWW, a spanish news site, THE TORONTO SUN, THE WEEKEND AUSTRALIAN, another australian news site, BLACK SPORTS ONLINE, SALTWIRE, SPREAD IT ( which I hope is not about what it sounds then on the other hand it might be just up my alley ) with ease.

What I am including are the links to is her interview with FHM and on THE INSCRIBER MAG because I don't want to get into any trouble because of copyright issues and also because the second one is too long to post.

Now the other story apparently everybody but me has read is that she enhanced her boobs for 30,000 $ after men told her she " looked like a child ". See, I told you we were coming back to that. Oh ye of little faith. Be that as it may Elizabeth Marie Chevalier now rocks F - cups thanks to surgical enhancements to shut these bullies who called her a child for having a flat chest. That’s not all, the model says " I wanted to look my age, so I super - enhanced my chest for myself - not a man. "

Elizabeth revealed what triggered her to undergo surgery was " I was always bullied for having no boobs. Not many guys were interested in me, only creepy older guys because I looked super young without tits. "

The first time the popular influencer went under the knife was for a 485cc low - profile silicone breast implant in the year 2018. This breast enhancement surgery made her a D - cup and cost about 20,000 $ but she didn’t stop there. " I always wanted bigger breasts and to feel more confident nude. They are fun and sexy, I love them, and guys I date love them too. I love them and now I feel most confident when I’m naked. "

For erotic covergirl Elizabeth it was always " the bigger the better ". So, in 2020, Elizabeth went for a 700cc high profile silicone implant paying another 10,000 $ that got her the giant F - cups she currently flaunts.

While she was delighted with the results, the model admitted being swamped with negative comments from possibly the other half of her followers that didn’t bully her for having a flat chest. " I've had a ton of negative male attention; guys are either super rude on comments but they are the same guys asking for nude videos of me on my OnlyFans or Instagram DMs. I find it funny that they say that my new tits look fake - which they are as I openly admit - yet they also are constantly telling me how they want me to massage their throbbing boners with them until they are hard as unto a thing of iron and that they would love to slam - fuck my brains out without mercy six ways to Sunday until they squirt their last drop and can't get it up anymore " Elizabeth told us.

" Just once I would like to get my hands on one of those horny bastards, handcuff him to my bed and milk him dry like there is no Tomorrow. I would go completely crazy on his dick and loose all of my inhibitions. "

" Because I still haven't tested how much damage my new pornstar body can inflict on these perverted serial rapists who think they can insult everybody thanks to the anonymity of the internet. I would love to teach their schlongs a lesson by ruining them for all other women. "

With a buxom bikini beach body that looks a whole lot different from the old one, Elizabeth says things are finally looking up at the professional front as well. The social media star is now frequently landing modelling gigs and is a regular at shots like FHM, MAXIM and PLAYBOY magazine.

" I do more lingerie and swimwear shoots now that I have bigger boobs. Before I would shoot e - commerce like online mannequin clothes model for fast fashion brands and always had to stay rail thin for those jobs, I was absolutely miserable. I am much happier now, " Elizabeth added.

And this is where we wrap things up - at least as far as Elizabeth Marie Chevalier's background is concerned - since we didn't even get to the reasons why I think that she was almost predestined to play the pre - dominant MILF in the Marvel universe in a possible movie adaption.

Especially when she gets to wear the Victoria's Secret stripper costume with the generous 4 - shaped Power Girl - esque cleavage window Paul Ryan designed thus gaining an entry into the hall of comic boob fame.

Which by the way, Susan Richards adopted BEFORE her husband died not after like a lot of people still believe. And don't get me started on her skin tight sado maso Malice costume with the long black leather boots.

But yes, I think Elizabeth would look great in those costume and while a lot of people may noy think of Susan Richards as the ultimate sexbomb I want to remind the readers that this incredible Busenwunder has been the preferred damsel to put into distress of all super villains ( back when her, the Wasp and the Scarlet witch were the only women in the Marvel universe which led to some awkward moments when it turned out that Magneto was Wanda's father ) including Doctor Doom and that her rack - attack even stirred cold fishman Namor who promised to call off his attack on the surface world if she agreed to become his new sex slave.

Okay, in the comicbooks he asked her to marry him but that was because of the comics code. And don't pretend that she didn't get her underwater sex freak on with the assaulting son. There is a curious scene after Reed Richard's death ( yes, he died and if I ever get to continue my FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN posts we might cover that story line ) where all the team members are turned into Things ( not where all the team's members are turned into things, get your mind out of the gutter ) which in turn brings out all of their hidden frustrations and Sue goes ballistic on Namor claiming that he took advantage of her weakened state because of the tragic death of her husband to use and abuse her.

Now mind you, if they really had been no more than platonic friends - which is something a lot of comicbook readers still cling to - she could not have been upset with him since nothing sexual could have happened.

The fact that she was ready to bite his head off is proof that Namor was Susan's very well endowed fuck buddy on the side and that he took the opportunity that she didn't care to dicktame her like a mermaid in heat.

So yes, Susan Richards is not that innocent of a character and we might get some very spicy scenes with her if they ever did a faithful movie adaption. Naturally living blow up sex doll Elizabeth would be perfect for nude scenes since she literally made her body perfect for explicit sex scenes and of course I would gladly volunteer for the part of stunt cock.

It also goes without saying that as the director of the movie I had to go through all of the sex scenes before the actual shooting takes place myself and we would relocate these rehearsals to a five star motel.

At the request of Marie herself since it is better than to do it in front of the crew which always brings the danger of escalating into a gangbang.

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As I mentioned a few times two of the first music video vhs tapes I got were The Best Of Kylie Minogue and The Best Of Dannii Minogue and the latter one included Dannii Minogue's smash hit " This Is It ". Featuring none other than Julian McMahon who - very appropriately - played Reed Richard's arch nemesis Doctor Victor Von Doom in both Fantastic Four movies produced by Bernd Eichinger ( who tasked Roger Corman with making the infamous Fantastic Four movie to retain the rights but that is a story for another time and you can find plenty of videos about this on YouTube ). Although one of his best known roles is as the source of all evil, the half human half demon Cole Turner who was the love interest for repentant all natural 42C - 23 - 36 born for porn blow up sex doll Alyssa Milano ( on camera as well as in real life since Alyssa Milano rode him like a wild breeding stallion ) on the cult mystery show Charmed.

Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.

According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer or an almost naked mermaid. Which contradicts what some insiders have leaked, namely that she used her influence as one of the producers to change the scripts so that she could have more explicit scenes with Julian McMahon during which she could milk him dry until he was her obedient sex slave. She really got busy dicktaming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause to become her personal breeding stallions.

Which in the first case was extremely difficult for her despite having a body like a Playmate Of The Century because at that time Julian was slam - banging 42C - 24 - 34 blow up sex doll Shannen Doherty's beverly hills six ways to Sunday. So he did his best to resist Alyssa's charms ( pun intended ) but once Shannen was out of the picture it was open season on Julian for Alyssa which is why she wore less and less clothing in her scenes with him and got more full body contact. Especially in the hot lapdance scene - which Alyssa insisted on putting in the script - and she kept botching the takes on purpose so he would have a huge erection.

Then when everybody left for a three hour lunchbreak she deepthroated his rock hard boner making him squirt again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Well, at least not until they had finished shooting the scene. After that Alyssa began taming Julian in earnest with daily fuck marathons in her trailer which lasted all night until she had worn out his dick completely much to the chagrin of an unsatisfied Shannen Doherty .

In fact the only reason that episode 10 of season 5 called " Y Tu Mummy Tambien " ( which funnily enough is titled after the movie " Y Tu Mama Tambien " by mexican filmmaker Alfonso Cuaron ) got made was so that the costume department would make a sexy bellydancer outfit for Alyssa Milano. Who then appeared unannounced in Julian's trailer wearing it.

Without the top of course. She then proceeded to do a steamy striptease using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker that made Salome's " dance of the seven veils " look like a Kindergarten play in comparison. Naturally Julian got a huge erection but before he could do anything Alyssa had already wrapped her perfect sweater puppies about his throbbing manhood giving him a double breasted blowjob dick massage that culminated in a three hour deepthroat lubrication session.

Once his hot rod had grown to three times its natural size and become hard as unto a thing of iron Alyssa submitted Julian to the xxx - rated Arabian Sex Night going through all 1001 positions of the Kama Sutra, Naranga Nanga, Joy Of Sex and a few more she came up with herself.

But Alyssa Milano did not only abuse her power as a producer to turn her male co - stars into sex toys, the nymphomanic nymphette got people brought in so she could dicktame them at her leisure. There was a case where she spied on job applicants and when she found out that one of them was hung like a horse she used all her influence to get him hired.

And when she caught him masturbating to an almost naked picture of her from one of her various photo shootings for FHM ( sadly she has not done nude pictures for PLAYBOY ) she knew she had him in her pocket.

Alyssa blackmailed him to meet her at a close by five star hotel where she booked the honeymoon suite. But when she told him he would be her sex toy he confessed that he was gay and only had masturbated to her foto because he had a crush on her since she'd been on Who's The Boss ?

Which would have put a cramp in anybody else's style but Alyssa Milano didn't let that deter her and she argued that especially gay people had oral sex so she would suck his dick for hours and even if she couldn't get him to ejaculate he should get hard even if a girl was sucking his dick.

And if she could not tame him as her sex slave at least she could improve her deepthroating skills and she would even benefit from him not being able to cum when deepthroated by a woman. So now the poor guy was out of arguments and naturally things got out of control very quickly as it turned out that either the guy was not as gay as he thought he was or Alyssa was even better at sucking dick than anybody suspected because not only did he get a huge rock hard erection after a few short hours she also made him squirt huge amounts so many times that she lost count.

The following days Alyssa continued her milking sessions but by the end of the week they had reached the next level where she started to slam - fuck him in earnest draining him dry like there's no Tomorrow and before long she had practically banged him straight again. After successfully taming him as her submissive sex slave she lost interest after a few months but he was still in denial about his changed sexual preferences.

What was undeniable was that Alyssa Milano's sexual training had made him addicted to sex with women especially oral sex. So while he was still pretending to be gay he worked his way through his female classmates who had already developed huge breasts for their age using the old " I am 100 percent gay but I always was curious how sex with a real woman would be like and you are so hot that I just can't resist my urge " schtick to convince them to go home with him where he would slam - fuck them without mercy all night long until the girls became his personal sex toys.

Which he was doing until a new young teacher got transferred to his school who had soft lips made to be wrapped around a hard cock, huge supple breasts like melons, a black girl's butt that could crack walnuts and long legs for miles that almost went up all the way to her chin.

When she caught him shooting his third load into a handcuffed afro - american classmate with giant tits whom he was merciless drilling in the girl's restroom she immediately gave him detention. Which turned out to be a mistake of biblical proportions because they were alone and before she could get out he had already overpowered her and ripped off most of her clothes which he then used to tie her to the teacher's desk - with her incredibly long legs spread open in a v - like shape - before using her like a cheap blow up sex doll for the rest of the day and way into the night.

When the surprised janitor found her the next morning a few hours before school opened he couldn't believe his luck, chloroformed the unconscious sex machine and quickly dragged her to his secret hide out in the school's basement. There he proceeded to clean her up, blindfold her, gag her and handcuff her to a bed he used to train busty schoolgirls.

The janitor was not a big fan of the new teacher since she was not only constantly ridiculing him for being fat and short, she also had intervened a few times when he was about to cum while assaulting female students.

What he was a big fan of on the other hand was the teacher's incredible pornstar body and he vented all of his sexual frustration on her during seemingly endless penetration sensation fuck marathons where he made her assume the most perverted positions that not even the biggest sex freaks would agree to. And because she was blindfolded she could not see who was actually fucking her like a cheap phillipino hooker. So when he finally released her - after having completely worn out his dick on her - she naturally assumed it had been the pupil who initially attacked her.

Which is what she told the cops when she sued him for sexual assault. But because the janitor had gotten rid of all the evidence they judge had no other choice than declare the guy not guilty and because you can't be tried twice for the same crime he now began openly sexually assaulting her on a daily basis until he turned her into his living blow up sex doll.

I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 - and finally did a superpimed version with a plethora of GIFs in 2019 - and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the whole Me Too movement with actions like a sex strike.

I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.

From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire .

For years I thought " This Is It " was the only Dannii Minogue video with Julian McMahon but he is also in " This Is The Way ". Which might've had something to do with the fact that he was Danii's boyfriend at that time.

You got to give it to Julian, the women he worked with - no matter if he actually got to bang them or they just tried to tame him - were some of the biggest wet dreams in Tinseltown ( or more appropriate Tittytown ) with the likes of Shannen Doherty , Alyssa Milano, Jessica Alba , Famke Janssen, Brooke Shields , Morgan Fairchild, Deborah Shelton , Tracy Scoggins , Jennifer O'Dell , Claudia Christian, Amanda Pays, Tia Carrere and Danii Minogue making up just the most prominent names on the list.

But it's not like Dannii herself did not arouse lustful yearnings around her be it through posing completely naked for the australian edition of the PLAYBOY magazine or as a judge on The X - Factor although the way Simon Cowell was slam - fucking Paula Abdul's brains out behind the scenes six ways to Sunday they should have called it The XXX - Fucktor.

Busty born for porn 38B - 22 - 35 performer Paula Abdul was the Carmen Electra of my entire generation as she shook her booty like there´s no Tomorrow and slid her bonerinducing centerfold porn body up and down stripper poles like a real professional in steaming videos like Crazy Cool.

She also became the head cheerleader ( with a big emphasis on the " head " part if you know what I mean ) of the Los Angeles Lakers which means that she became a real pro at spreading her legs and doing them wide splits since we all know that the real purpose of the cheerleaders is not to cheer the home team on but endure the adrenaline charged sex assault of the jocks big monstercocks at the post game victory parties .

Which made it strange for me to watch Kim Possible. Boy, will she be surprised when she hits puberty - or when puberty hits her chest - and finds out what her real role in the team is. I bet " head cheerleader " Bonnie Rockwaller can give her tips how to spread her legs like a pro.

Speaking of Paula´s tenure as a cheerleader, it should be no surprise that she quickly became the most popular girl and she earned her nickname " Tight End Touchdown " when the guys managed to get her completely plastered at the post game party and tied the drunk bra buster to the " taming bed " in the soundproof room where they dicktamed all the co - eds and busty teachers who resisted their advances into submission.

And not only did the entire football team take turns at banging Paula´s brain out, she was also used like a blow up sex doll by the visiting team.

The guest had dreamed of f - wording Paula for years so when they got their chance they went completely crazy, especially six black dudes who double teamed Paula and stretched out all her holes with their cocks.

To the young kids she´s known as the crazy and drunk judge on American Idol and I´m not sure if I should be sorry or glad about missing all those episodes because in one episode Paula´s XXL porn cleavage gave the term " push up " a new definition. Or should I say a new dimension ?

Are we really to believe the always horny Simon Cowell never tapped that ? Man, if Paula would have been my co - host I´d have been f - wording her brains out in her trailer six ways to Sunday every chance I get. From what you hear Paula was like a cat in heat around Simon too.

Anyway, while Paula and Simon Cowell repeated the experience on The X - Factor there was another judge on X - Factor whom Simon dicktamed relentlessly like a wild breeding stallion during the insemination season.

SIMON SAYS : DANNII MINOGUE WAS MY SEX TOY, MY BLOW UP DOLL

The stacked Minogue sister with the built in pair of bongos was actually in the music business first and had a big career before Kylie ever sang her first note, which most people forgot for a long time. Which of course changed when she became a judge on The X - Factor where she got the highest points from the audience on the show and Simon Cowell in the bedroom who used her as his blow up sex doll. Dannii officially denied being Simon´s sex toy but that doesn´t contradict that he banged her.

I mean, if I was sitting next to a wet dream with such huge melons all day I would definitely put her pornstar body to the test, this is a total no brainer. Simon even campaigned to get her back on the show and made no secret that it was mainly because he loves her incredible 40C breasts.

He wanted the channel to splash out millions to secure a deal with her and told ITV boss Peter Fincham : " Bring her back to X - Factor and all men will tune in to look at her tits. " In his biography Simon Cowell admitted that he was in love with Danni Minogue for years. " I had a crush on her. It was Dannii´s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She is a real man´s girl. Very feminine. "

While I mentioned Danii Minogue a few times last year I haven't included a lot of her music videos because I could not find them in good quality.

Luckily that has changed since there are a lot of channel with music videos in high quality on YouTube now. Which took a lot of time to sift through but now that I most of my ducks in a row I am sure you will agree that it was all for the best. That said it was hard ( and getting harder by the second thanks to Danii's bonerinducing pornstar body ) to bring it down to the usual five best of the breast music videos of Danii Minogue since there were a lot of new ones I didn't know. But I managed to make my selection - including such personal favourites like " Put The Needle On It " where Danii is showing some see - through nippleage - and there may just be a second part of this in an upcoming post. By the way, I already posted Danii's appearance on a french tv show in a dress that didn't leave anything to the imagination ( she was practically naked ) and turned all the guys into drooling idiots in a previous post. But I am still looking of it in high quality so if anybody out there knows where I can find a video as always please let me know in the comments below.

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As a character whose origin is tied in heavily to the blaxploitation movies of the times Luke Cage - and the comicbooks he starred in - have always been subject to criticism where on one side people accused it of being black propaganda while others called him an Uncle Tom like super hero.

It still boggles my mind that we are already living in the year 2024 and Hollywood is becoming more and more racist every year without anybody protesting. I'm really sick and tired of having to address this topic in the 21st century but if I have to do it why not write about something positive instead of always rallying against the windmills of the antisocial media like a modern Don Quijote ? To show how much things have changed in six years we are taking a look at one of the movies that FOCUS - the studio behind the extremely racist The American Society Of Magical Negroes ( I love how the title alone implies that there are no magical negroes outside of Amerika ) - released in 2018 : BlacKkKlansman by Spike Lee. Who is just one of THE most important figures in black cinema. Anyway, the movie manages to take a balanced and realistic look at racism without shifting the blame completely on one ethnic group while completely turning another ethnic group into victims.

sandra part 2 I really tried to include just her music videos but her live performances are too darn hot sandra usually wears just plain clothes - which still look fantastic on her don't get me wrong - but when she decides to kick it up a few notches daiiiiiimn those outfits

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We are continuing the nautic theme with 1999's Virus starring Donald Sutherland and natural born stripper JaMILF Lee Curtis who is quite at home in the horror genre since she started her career with the John Carpenter movie Halloween. Jamie quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens.

She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !

JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.