I hate to sound like a broken record always repeating the same stuff but I had to bend my rule about not doing two Marvel Comic posts in a row because my OneDrive is constantly on the brink of collapsing because it is full to the brim. So if I want to keep on making new posts - or keep working on my unfinished ones - I have to put some content on the blog.
But don't worry, this is going to be a good one. Regular blog visitors who have read the title of this post may think that I am making a follow - up to my recent spotlight post on the CAPTAIN AMERICA run by Ed Brubaker and Steve Epting but while that would be tempting I already put all my best material in that post so I am waiting until I have enough excellent material for a second one. The reason why I decided to make a CAPTAIN AMERICA post instead of waiting with that until the Fourth of July is that just a few days ago - while looking for something completely different - I came across the complete original art for issue 267 of CAPTAIN AMERICA written by J. M. DeMatteis and pencilled by Mike Zeck . Which I wanted to put on the blog as soon as possible. What a way to start the month !
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and Brian Cronin over at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES answers the question we all have been asking : " Will Captain America's shield explode if it absorbs too much energy ? " and
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One of the movies that was adapted as a tv series that is mentioned towards the end of the video is WEIRD SCIENCE, which had a really stacked cast - in the case of Kelly LeBrock literally stacked - that includes Anthony Michael Hall, Bill Paxton and Robert Downey Jr.
Besides WEIRD SCIENCE Kelly Le Brock is best known for THE WOMAN IN RED - which was a remake and not as good as the original french movie - but she was also in HARD TO KILL with Steven Seagal back when you could still watch Steven Seagal movies. What I don´t know is if Kelly had to grant Steven sexual favours like some of his other female co - stars .
Now in the past I wrote that the movie is not based on an actual story from the WEIRD SCIENCE comicbook or any of the other publications from Bill Gaines EC Comics company but according to the wikipedia entry it is based on the story Made Of The Future from the fifth issue.
The reason why I thought for such a long time that the movie was not based on an actual story was that it technically isn't. I mean, officially it is because that story gave Joel Silver the idea for the movie but there is not much left in the 1985 movie that remains from the original story.
Made Of The Future published in 1951 is about a guy who gets dumped by his fiancee and accidentally happens upon a tourist group of time travellers from the far away year of 2150 at the Rockefeller Center.
With his curiosity piqued he decides to go with them to the future and while he takes in the sights of the year 2150 he discovers a company where you can buy a kit to build your own perfect wife. After returning to his proper time he uses this kit and wouldn't you know it he manages to build the perfect wife. Like the bad guy in the episode Model Dearest of Sledge Hammer said : " She will be a wife AND mistress. " Our happy guy is over the moon and can't stop showing off his trophy wife but alas things can never end well in these stories and one day he comes home to discover a note that his wife went to take a tour of the Rockefeller Centre where she apparently met up with another tourist group from 2150 and decided to go back to the future. Since then our devastated hero has been trying in vain to find one of these tourist groups again.
Now in one of these strange coincidences that happens in comicbooks the hero of the story is called Alvin Blank and it was published 23 years before the first issue of Jack Kirby's OMAC - ONE MAN ARMY CORPS in which Buddy Blank lives in the near future of 1974 and he works in a factory that builds artificial lovers for lonely men and women. The story Made Of The Future is never mentioned in any of the many books about Jack Kirby but you have to wonder if he drew some inspiration from this.
Anyway, you can find the full story Made From The Future - as well as the complete original artwork - in my Al Feldstein Halloween spotlight post from October of 2022 ( which is 7 years after the story and we still don't have those kits to build your perfect wife ) and maybe it is just me but the story of a guy who brings back technology to make the perfect living blow up sex doll sound nothing like the plot of the movie where two guys use their scientific knowledge of current times to do the same.
Another reason why I never connected both stories - and I have to add that I did not know the story Made From The Future back then - is that there are several EC stories by EC Comics where a guy is trying to find the perfect woman ( which always ends with some kind of plot twist like the woman comes from an alien race that are all giants so they can't have sex ) but the endgame there is always finding the perfect woman instead of trying to use her knowledge to score with another woman.
I mean, why go through the trouble of creating a perfect woman in the first place when you are then trying to get it on with another woman ?
If that is what you want then you have to come up with a plan to woo that woman from the start instead of putting so much time and effort into making a perfect men milking machine that you are just going to ignore except in ways that help you win the other woman. Who is not the perfect woman by any means. But the one you created is because not only was she literally built according to your dream measurements and sexual preferences you also programmed this binary Busenwunder to be the ultimate deepthroating sexmachine - in every sense of the word.
You have to question if the producers forced the director to make the movie more apt for the whole family since it starts out like the premise of a porn flick - two horny and undersexed nerds use their computer knowledge to build the perfect breedmare for a penetration sensation weekend - but ends with less sex than your average screwball comedy from the 80s. I mean they don't even have any full frontal Kelly nudity.
And you know that if I would have been the director of Weird Science it would have gone in a different direction. It will probably not surprise my longtime followers that I would cast my number one wet sex fantasy of all times, a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute - ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) as the blueprint for ultimate sexbot L.I.S.A. ( although we would change her name to J.A.N.E.T. for Jizz - draining Artificial Nymphomanic Ejaculation - sensation Titfuck - wonder - slut ) who not only is a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally .
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body.
Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.
And speaking of competing in the midnight olympics with ultimate sex goddess Janet Jackson, in my movie the two nerds would not be stupid enough to make a superior woman with unlimited magic powers without including a failsafe that forces her to obey their every sexual wish. And of course their first course of action would be to do a thorough test drive during the next few days. And as is the rule they would tape the entire squirt sensation sex - periment - for scientific purposes only - of course.
Anyway, the movie would spend more time with the guys having fun with Janet than with them trying to get it on with other girls who are not in the same league as her. I can't wrap my head around that strange idea.
What I do kind of get is that the whole thing with trying to score with the other girls is initially started by the artificial woman those two guys create because she sees where the train is heading and she has no desire to become the cybernetic blow up sex doll they wear their schlongs out with since they have years of pent up sexual frustration to work through.
So she sets them on another path to keep them occupied ( also they probably didn´t measure up ) and because she gets hornier than an alley cat in heat she does it with the whole sports class. Or whatever the scene where she appears as the new head coach is supposed to mean.
One last thing about Weird Science : while I didn´t care much for the movie I have to acknowledge that without it there would have not been a tv show and I was a big fan. Plus ultimate 38C - 25 - 35 sexbomb Vanessa Angel helped me make it through some really difficult times.
With her comedic skills and killer measurements I always wondered why Va - va - va - voom - Vanessa didn´t have a bigger career in Hollywood.
And I have written more about her and natural born 34 - 25 - 36 stripper Lorri Bagley in Kingpin in my post about Mike Allred´s PREZ issue of Neil Gaiman´s SANDMAN ( although a lot of the videos have been deleted ).
At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science I only have the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered they may be.
As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.
I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .
In 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute in 2022 I did an Al Feldstein spotlight for Halloween and another Halloween post in 2023.
Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.
One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .
Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.
Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.
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Now like I said the problem with the show is not that they censor the episodes but rather finding them. As regular blog followers know I recently stumbled across a channel that has all the episodes - and in good quality to boot - but what is still not easy to come by are the dubbed versions in spanish and german. So it was a real stroke of luck finding the pilot with the german dubbing in the right picture frame.
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Speaking of actresses who play a cop on tv and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole, there was one cast member who got one leg up ( although all male viewers dreamt of her putting both legs high up ) namely Anne - Marie Martin who played Sgt. Dori Doreau, the hardbody of the law with legs almost up to her chin. We all dreamed of her assuming the position so we could give her a full cavity search. The canadian blow up sex doll honed her incredible curves as a horse riding world championship contender for America so she is an expert breaking in wild broncos, taming breeding stallions ( her speciality are those with an insatiable big third leg ), natural insemination and dressage riding.
This comes in handy in my favorite episode, Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model which thoroughbred stud mare Anne Marie Martin pulls off easily thanks to her bonerinducing bikinibody.
Apropos Dori being auctioned off to become the love slave of a rich pasha, with Sledge Hammer's innate bumbling nature - remember that he almost blows her cover when he sees her model pictures at the fake model agency - I always fantasized about what would happen if Sledge would arrive too late and Dori would have been already shipped away to a future position of living party favour for the sheik's many horny guests.
Especially at the uninhibited sex orgies his business partners would be invited to where ultimate sexbombs with enticing stripper moves that would make even the most seasoned porn super stars blush performed steamy stripteases that made Salome's famous " dance of the seven veils " look like a Kindergarten dance apt for the whole family by comparison.
Now the reason why Sledge would come too late - no pun intended - to prevent Dori Doreau being shipped off as a penetration pleasure pet was that he and the task force he assembled stumbled upon the agency's secret underground " taming facility " also known as " Deepthroat High " where the unsuspecting models were " broken in " by the henchmen of the agency's boss before getting special classes by phillipino prostitutes about how to spread their legs and milk dicks dry until the last drop.
During their " taming period " the hapless girls were also used for " recreational purposes " by the model agency's male employees on their lunch breaks and after work who were encouraged to use this perk as often as they could since they were usually quite brutal and relentless which - according to the boss - sped up their indoctrination process.
To that end a lot of the girls where blindfolded and handcuffed to beds in a soundproof chamber so when Sledge Hammer and his fellow police men came upon these rooms with rows upon rows of beds that had naked exotic Busenwunders from every corner of the world that could easily triplicate the sales numbers of any adult magazine ( since the whole scam was to trap girls who could be Playmates Of The Year ) lying on their backs and being totally incapacitated while spreading their legs - who on top of that had just been hosed down and oiled up so they were ready to be used and abused in any which way - a few of the cops could not help themselves and started " sampling the merchandise quality ".
Of course Sledge would have none of that - although he was seriously tempted to participate in the impromptu fuck marathon when he came across a woman who looked like Dori Doreau's big - breasted younger twin only with longer legs and was so pumped up on sex drugs that she immediately started giving him a double breasted deepthroat massage.
After handcuffing her to a bed while he was on the brink of squirting like a fire hose he tried his best to prevent the cops from further using the already abused girls but there were a lot of these rooms and he could not be everywhere at the same time so it took Sledge a while to bring things under control and by the time all the girls had been freed and put into busses that were supposed to bring them to the next police station.
Although most of the cops drove them to the nearest subway underpass so nobody could hear the girls scream at the top of their lungs while the police men took turns slam - fucking the sluts senseless against the glass.
Needless to say that by this point Dori Doreau had already been gagged, hogtied and put on a freighter to the Middle East. Because the sheik was so smitten with her he took it upon himself to dicktame her and spent the next weeks relentlessly drilling every orifice of her body making her go through all of the positions of the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga, the complete Tantra Sex Bible, Joy Of Sex and the vulcan Pon Farr guides.
Thankfully Dori Doreau had spend some time at the vice squad as bait for serial rapists and since her partners always " accidentally " arrived after the perverted perps had their way with her and she could not offer any resistance when they took turns sexually assaulting her for the rest of the night she managed to bear the pervert's powerful pussy pounding.
She even managed to escape by deepthroating the chef eunuch until she had successfully reversed his castration - which luckily was of a chemical instead of a surgical nature - and then slam - fucking him into a coma.
Speaking about wet sex dream Anne - Marie Martin's flawless body, there are sadly only a few episodes where she gets to spotlight it like in the pilot episode where she disarms a perp with an mindblowing high kick exposing her perfectly shaped legs or in episode 12 of the second season called Icebreaker where she has a date with Adam Ant in an incredible strapless black dress. Another one which eluded me for the longest time is one where she and Sledge go to a sauna to interrogate an informant and because of the hot steam their clothes shrink later. Especially Dori Doreau's long skirt turns into a micro skirt revealing Anne - Marie Martin's gorgeous gams. Boy, who said that she has legs for miles wasn't kidding.
But now I finally found it, it's episode 9 of the first season called Magnum Farce which is of course a spoof of the second Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood titled Magnum Force and Anne - Marie Martin's short leg revealing scene is around the six minute mark.
I have mentioned Sledge Hammer - and especially canadian Sexbombe Anne - Marie Martin - a few times on the blog over the years but newer blog visitors might want to check out my latest Bill Ward tribute post where you can not only find an episode of Ayer Nomas about the show but also more stuff about the Sledge Hammer comic by Marvel Comics.
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Speaking of ultimate living blow up sex dolls with giant sized boobs born to become love slaves in a harem, it seems like the wet toon sex dream of various generations Jessica Rabbit has come to life in Busenwunder MILF Marcela Unda and in her case the " M " in " MILF " is for mexican.
But not only does the latin love machine appear in skin tight tiny outfits that are always bordering ( but sadly never becoming ) the wardrobe malfunction, this terrific titillating tantric triple threat ( the torrid tit trouble is equally versed in oral deepthroating, tit - fucking and most known sex positions ) also appears on tv screens in the very flimsiest of bikinis and that quite frequently and over rather lengthy periods of time.
I wish more hot women on tv would follow her example and appear in a bikini. Can you imagine the ratings sensation if somebody like italian real life Power Girl and big breasted shopping channel sexsation Emanuela Botto, Busenwunder Daniela Elger or Cindy " the Barbie for adults " Breuer from Germany, erection guarantee Eva Chaloupkova from the Czech Republic, latin love machine Lianna Grethel from Colombia, posh breed mare Carolina Alcazar and super boob sensation Arancha Gonzales from Spain, genetically engineered 34D stripper Giselle Gomez Rollon from Argentinia or 34DD news caster Enki Bracaji from Albania ( as you may have noticed these two are the only candidates in my dream picks for an international wet t - shirt contest of the women with the biggest boobs on tv where I could find the cupsize ) would show up in a bikini ?
Of course my absolute favourite for this would be blonde real life Power Girl Oana Andoni from Romania who in a just universe would have been in Russ Meyer movies before becoming a PLAYBOY Playmate Of The Year.
Man, if I think of all the fun I could have had dick - taming ultimate Busenwunder Oana Andoni if only I had met her in my sexual prime.
Anyway, as far as I know her full name is Marcela Alexis Treviño Unda and in her case the term " Hello, nurse ! " is right on the nose because that was her old job. I have no idea in which position she worked as a nurse but with her pornstar body she probably worked as a so called " sperm release specialist " at a sex clinic that specializes in making patients with huge monstercocks who suffer from a sperm over production cum after she was fired a sperm clinic because she insisted on handling the more well endowed donors herself and after giving them an hour long double breasted dick massage and deepthroating them for another two hours they shot buckets of sperm all over her instead of the container.
With her stunning physique that has her audience howling like wolves it is no wonder the perplexing mexican that was born on the 24th of April who lives in Tampico, Mexico won a beauty contest and became a model.
I also have no idea how she got her job at the tv station Canal 24 of the Televisa Del Golfo network presenting the weather prognostics so I guess that after working her way through college as a stripper under the name Carmen Sutra and escort Chu Pamela she put on her sexiest outfit and convinced one of her male friends ( and when I say " convinced " I mean " deepthroated his brains out, making him squirt like a garden hose again and again and again until he could not get it up " ) to tape her audition.
Although her other friend taped over most of it the last five minutes were still on it where he was pounding her like a cheap asian prostitute who owed him money and as we all know those asian sluts can take it.
When Marcela showed up at the tv station - wearing a miniscule dress that didn't leave anything to the imagination with her giant - sized boobs constantly on the verge of popping out - the guy doing the job interviews had gone through the other candidates. Since she didn't know about the sex tape her credentials included a very explicit picture spreading her legs like a hooker plus a letter of recommendation which read like this :
" To whoever reads this, Marcela Unda expects me to write a letter of recommendation for her but since she sued me for sexual harassment only because I used her like a cheap blow up sex doll for a few months I am going to give you some words of advice instead. This big - breasted bitch has no experience whatsoever but she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and is especially experienced in giving double breasted deepthroat dick massages - I personally made sure of that. During a writers strike she had to work as a fluffer for gay porn actors and she was fired because she got excited and fucked a few of them straight.
Anyway, this whore has no experience on tv but if you put her on the screen in a nice outfit or bikini I can guarantee you that the male audience will rise to astronomical heights after her first program.
So just give her the job and have a great time blowing her back out. A word of advice : be careful if you try to dicktame her because I tried to drill this ultimate sex machine until Marcela is my obedient lust slave and I almost wore my dick out on this slut. But that may be worth it. "
After reading the letter and watching her tape - especially the last five minutes - a few times the guy called in Marcela and because the other job interviews were unsatisfactory ( there were a few candidates with bigger boobs than Marcela but they all acted up when he tried to fuck them ) he asked her to give him a blowjob. Marcela didn't think twice and after some intense deepthroat action until his dick was as hard as unto a thing of iron and three times his normal size he banged her.
The very next day Marcela Unda started as the new weather girl and like the letter had predicted the ratings triplicated in the first week alone and kept rising as every male in Mexico was whacking off to her boobies.
Her new boss on the other hand was twice as lucky because not only did his program get higher ratings he also got to live out his most perverted sexual phantasies with born for porn ejaculation sensation Marcela on a daily basis for many years. And even if all his attempts to dicktame her only led to him wearing his dick out he was having the time of his life.
Which might or might not have happened but no matter if it did if her boss is not using his position to Harry Weinstein such an ultimate natural born sperm extractor like Marcela Unda at least three rimes a day he must be the most stupid male on planet earth. I almost wrote that the only other explanation would be if he was gay but even gay men would not be able to resist the urge to abuse their power over Marcela and blackmail her into an all night ejaculation sensation marathon fuck orgy.
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