Since my last post in memory of Peter David has become - once again - a bit long I have decided to do a second part on his ground breaking run on THE INCREDIBLE HULK. This way I can put some of that stuff in this post which makes the other post shorter, my readers get a second pop culture / cult siren section and on top off that more wonderful Dale Keown art.
So everybody wins.
Okay, technically speaking this is my fifth Peter David / Dale Keown post.
Seeing as this is my own personal stroll down memory lane I have taken the liberty to include some of my favourite moments from the series even if I may have posted some of this artwork before. Also, if this post also gets a bit long there is enough material for a third post. Anyway, without wasting too much of your time let's get right to the good stuff.
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the omnibus with future imperfect I only bought it because it was offered at half price since I don't care much for the second half of this book
since I already posted comicpops take on future imperfect
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for many the best hulk movie
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That said, since I already posted the super long version in my recent post about the FANTASTIC FOUR parody QUANTUM QUARTET which features the famous dysfunctional Bundy family from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN I decided to cut it down a little bit. As usual this is a combination of the new and the old which means I have included the Best Of The Best parts but also newer material according to the old proverb " Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. " so that even if you have read the previous version there is something new here for you.
Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 1980s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.
Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I wanted to.
Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.
THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI
But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show from the beginning.
She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini body. OMG !
It took a few episodes before she could strut her stuff but once the tv guys got a taste of Heather it happened more often and the famous blue bikini scene was quickly added to the new intro of the second season.
For generations of adolescent young boys the only highlight of the week was the short moment when Heather appeared in her famous blue bikini.
I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !
Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role .
But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were quickly relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie slipped very potent illegal performance enhancing drugs into his drink.
Once the drugs had taken effect and the guy got a huge erection three times as big as usual Markie gave his pulsating boner a double breasted deepthroat massage until his member was hard enough to cut diamonds.
When he started to howl like a werewolf Markie knew she had him in her pocket and used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty three positions in a one night stand pumping his cock like a breeding stallion.
Now in the past I have never done a proper comicbook movie casting for Markie Post because for me she was just predestined to play Power Girl.
And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but anything on Earth 2.
For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton way back in 2020 .
Since then I have written two additional posts, my third Joe Stanton GREEN LANTERN post and one with all the original art that I could not include in the post but which is worth posting because it is from such comic legends like Mike Grell , Gil Kane , Brian Bolland or Dave Gibbons .
Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.
In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boobs you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.
Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.
When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.
Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man had gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.
One of the main attractions of TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv the blonde also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.
Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.
But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breasts like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.
For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them
A jacket. Ever since the 90s when everybody suddenly got jackets super hero costumes have done fine without them but I guess that is the price the readers have to pay when a generation takes the reigns that grew up watching The Incredibles. To add insult to injury they have written an awful storyline where this former capable and self - assured woman is completely insecure and doubts everything about her and in which Kal - El - who is THE most supportive guy on the planet especially when it comes to his immediate family - behaves like a total dick to Power Girl.
In it Guy Gardner steals Kara's diary where he finds a passage about how she turns into a complete deepthroat addicted nympho slut who milks the nearest dick dry when she gets drunk. Guy promptly uses the info to get Power Girl plastered like 20 russians during a fake fertility festival on Kooeykooeykooey Island - where she is tricked into performing a sweat inducing fertility dance for hours while drinking lots of beer mixed with potent interstellar sex drugs containing pink kryptonite - until Kara is writhing in wild convulsions and foaming at the mouth. At which point Guy drags her to the nearest hut where she immediately starts to submit his already huge boner to a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage.
After a few hours of lubricating Guy's little guy until he becomes first the big guy and then the supersized guy Kara flies on his dick - literally - and rides him loke a nympho cowgirl until he shoots his load like a fire hose !
Because after finding out that Guy's new vuldarian heritage had turned his already huge horsecock into a giant monstercock that could give even the most well hung breeding stallions penis envy she devised this plan to get him to pound her pornstar body senseless without having to debase herself to having to openly ask the pervert to have sexual intercourse.
Apropos squirting a huge load, coming back to casting Markie Post as Power Girl in an xxx - rated Justice League of America movie I would include a scene where the male JLA members are on a rescue mission for the JLA babes with the biggest boobs who have been kidnapped by slave traders to be sold as blow up sex dolls to outer space harems where sex demons stretch them completely out with all their aggressive tentacles.
Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally !
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.
Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.
She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Markie plays Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born blonde oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !
Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Markie's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Markie agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.
Mouthwatering manic men milking machine Markie Post would have been perfect for the role even if she would not have been in her sexual prime.
Because the comic was published in 1991 at which point Markie was 41 but she did Hearts Afire in 1992 and she still had a banging body there.
I definitely would have schtupped her if I would have gotten the chance.
Anyway, Markie really would have fit the role like the soft lips of a porn star wrap around a hard cock naturally as she had all the requirements : blonde hair, a tireless super bendable body that can entice the most perverse wet sex dream even in the minds of the most gay monks and not only could she spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker when the rent is due she also knew all the positions of such sexual instruction books like the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga or the more modern Joy Of Sex by heart plus there were a few dozen she came up with on her own.
On top of that one of her favourite past times was helping prepubescent and extremely well hung underage boys go through puberty by giving them a double breasted deepthroat dick massage for a few hours before banging their brains out six ways to Sunday until they turn into drooling sex addicted serial rapists. And what would have made the movie even better is that Heather Thomas could have played horny Nymphini's less experienced but more sexually aggressive and sluttier little sister Sonya.
And speaking of Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37C ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters in every hormone driven boy's room.
Heather even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot.
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in a Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post the last years even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
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While he is not as present as other horror masters like Stephen King I have mentioned the master of the macabre in a few posts but in 2016 I did a post with two comic adaptions of Edgar Allan Poe stories, The Black Cat by Bernie Wrightson from Creepy issue 62 and The Raven by Richard Corben from Creepy issue 67 that new blog visitors might want to read.
From Roger Corman's entire Edgar Allan Poe ouvre I picked The Masque Of The Red Death ( on one side because it is the best of them but also because it is the only one where I could find the complete movie ) which has one of the breast performances ever of 34A - 25 - 34 cult siren Hazel Court about whom a critic wrote " the sexy. busty redhead Juliana is played by the British actress, Hazel Court, in whose cleavage you could sink the entire works of Edgar Allen Poe and a bottle of his favourite booze at the same time ". And that's only one reason to watch this film.
I wrote a long post about Hazel Court way back in 2016 which was mainly about The Curse Of Frankenstein or like I like to call it Frankenstein doesn´t socialize in reference to a GREEN LANTERN story by Alan Moore .
When I saw the movie for the first time Hazel Court just blew me away because I didn´t know about her status as a scream queen and that a lot of her roles hinged on her big pair of lung´s ability to scream in horror loudly and fill out a cleavage. She presents one of the most incredible cleavages in movie history in that film that is sure to blow your socks off as it doesn´t leave much to the imagination. Hazel is almost topless for most of the movie with her very generous and deep plunging cleavages.
If that is not enough to make you check out The Curse Of Frankenstein I don´t know what is. Because besides one of the best performances by Hazel Court it is also a very good horror movie from the famous Hammer studios starring none other than Peter Cushing as Victor Frankenstein.
But Today's movie is The Masque Of The Red Death which is a repost but since it has been seven years since I first posted this - in my Hazel Court tribute - there might be some who have not seen this cineastic gem.
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One reason for including Think Big is that the cast includes Richard Moll who was on Night Court with the aforementioned Markie Post as well as one of the main attractions of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - brabusting 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian who played Commander Susan Ivanova although I heavily doubt Claudia was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as the one below on that show !
Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .
Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !
She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.
Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .
Now you have to take the good with the bad because besides Richard Moll and ultimate lesbo nympho Claudia Christian we have to suffer german wannabe movie star Thomas Gottschalk in Highway Chaoten ( Highway Anarchists was the brilliant german title ) who only got these acting gigs thanks to a secret deal with the Disney corporation and his end of the deal was that he had to promote Euro Disney in Wetten Dass ? - for my german readers who always wondered why Thomas Gottschalk was constantly making promotion for Euro Disney on a television channel where it was explicitly forbidden to do promotions and advertisements.
We also have Michael Winslow who was in a lot of these movies with Thomas Gottschalk and I don't know if he just had the same agent or if he had a similar deal with Disney. He has had a comeback recently and he is of course best known for the Police Academy movie series with real life Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook whose most famous scene was in Police Academy 4 - Citizens On Patrol where she emerged from a pool in a wet t - shirt showing off her bonerinducing giant - sized 40C double airbags.
As longtime blog followers know my favourite part of the franchise is Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach mainly because real life 40C - 24 - 39 Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who plays Debbie Callahan finally appears in a swimsuit alongside 38C - 23 - 35 bikini hardbody Janet Jones Gretzky who appeared nude inside of the PLAYBOY issue of March 1987.
Janet Jones has an incredible physique in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and the scene where she appears in a stunning white onesie swimsuit at the pool is the only reason why people still watch the movie - or at least wait with switching off until Janet's breast parts are over.
Longtime readers know that I was never a big fan of Wetten Dass ? host Thomas Gottschalk and that because of my antipathy for him I missed a lot of the breast moments on german tv like my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nymphomanic nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus 3 entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series bonerinducing live performance of All For You where her giant - sized coconuts almost popped out of her heavily ventilated top.
I did manage to catch Salma Hayek´s appearance on the show although I am not sure if there really was a wardrobe malfunction where one of her giant - sized melons because of her pregnancy popped out of her snug Dirndl dress so everybody in the audience got a good eyeful of her boob.
Especially since the malfunctions always take place off - camera or at least when they are filming somebody else. Fact is that Salma´s massive mammaries could barely be contained by her dress and she got all the guys drooling including fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld who was known for preferring skinny models. I bet Salma could have turned him straight.
Anyway, you can find more pictures, GIFs and videos in this birthday post for Salma Hayek where I wrote about it at length and new readers should check out her original cult siren entry as well as my reposts from 2015 , 2016 and 2017 . I wanted to include a full episode of Wetten Dass ? and since I could not find neither the episode with Janet Jackson nor the one with Salma Hayek here we have one with Germany's 40C - 25 - 35 super MILF Busenwunder Verona Pooth or better Verona Feldbusch back then.
The main musical guest of this episode of Wetten Dass ? is global sex icon Madonna and regular blog visitors may remember that I cast her as Silver Sable in the first part of my latest tribute post to Sal Buscema's run on SPECTACULAR SPIDER - MAN ( which led to SPIDER - MAN MONTH ) and I know that as far as movies - and especially the live action adaptions of comicbooks - Madonna has had some very bad luck but if we go back to Madonna's golden days when she was at the height of her popularity and also her physical peak form she would have been a great Silver Sable.
Plus it also gives me a good excuse to feature Madonna who hasn't been as often in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section as she deserves keeping in mind how prominently she starred on my relaxation vhs mix tapes I used to record in my younger years and she was always bumped up every time she did a new bonerinducing song / music video like Pappa Don't Preach, Like A Prayer, Material Girl or Open Your Heart To Me.
I am not one hundred percent sure if it was Material Girl that first put her in the " Ultimate Pop Sexbomb " category but I am most definitely sure that Pappa Don't Preach if not lifted her into that category then at least cemented her status as such in my mind forever with her little black outfit that seemed to be at least five sizes too small to contain her big boobs but most of all her bonerinducing hip shaking fertility dance.
But the coupe de grace was really her wardrobe malfunction when her nipples poke out of her top that tried in vain to keep her bouncing tits covered. It was only a short moment, really one of those " blink and you will miss it " moments but it was just enough to make sure that Mtv only showed it after midnight. Besides making all potent males of that time stay up late after midnight in the hopes of catching the uncut version - which they did not always show even if it was way after midnight - it was the best publicity for Madonna who became even more famous for this.
That nipple slip is also what ultimately set Pappa Don't Preach above Open Your Heart To Me and that one has nothing less than Madonna playing a stripper ( sadly she doesn't take of much clothing ) wearing black leather and spreading her long legs like a phillipino prostitute.
At the beginning she has black hair but then we see that it's only a wig and she's blonde underneath. Which is the opposite of the pre - crisis Black Canary ( who came from Earth 2 to Earth 1 to bang Green Arrow and if you want to know more about her convoluted origin where she basically became her own mother check out this video on CASUALLY COMICS ) who had black hair and wore a blonde wig as a super hero.
Which a lot of people either get wrong or don't know but there is a big hint in her name. There's a reason why she is called BLACK Canary and not Blonde or Yellow Canary. Well, except for Germany where she was called Blitzschwalbe which sounds a lot like Bordsteinschwalbe which is german slang for a prostitute and this might have something to do with her hooker outfit. Black Canary was just all kinds of hot and she even appeared in underwear in issue the 166th of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD.
Anyway, coming back to Open Your Heart To Me naturally this was also only shown on Mtv after midnight which only helped her fanbase to grow.
Another video where Mtv's role was quite different was Like A Prayer that had the vatican and the whole christian world in an uproar. A black Jesus, burning crosses and Madonna bouncing and squeezing her huge moneymakers like there's no Tomorrow they would have none of that.
Christians protested, pope John Paul II called for the boycott of a PEPSI commercial that had used the song and in the end PEPSI caved in and cancelled the campaign although Madonna got to keep her 5 million dollar advance. Surprisingly enough Mtv was one of the few tv stations that still aired the music video and not only that they also put it into heavy rotation. So an entire generation got to see Madonna shake her boobs which looked twice as big as normal - especially towards the end of the video - and there is one extra who was shot right through puberty after getting a good eyeful of madonna's giant - sized porn star boobies.
Now with Madonna's Material Girl music video we luckily had none of these shenanigans so you could catch it at any time of the day without any trouble. Madonna was recreating the set and the look of Marilyn Monroe's iconic performance of Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friends from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and one of my school teachers related the anecdote that when his daughter saw that movie she thought Marilyn Monroe had copied Madonna's look when it was the other way around.
Let's take a short break from this onslaught of sex appeal to feature Simply Red, the other musical guest from the episode of Wetten Dass ? with Verona ( to whom we will be returning in a bit ). Although " feature " may be calling it a bit much since I don't have that much to say about the band and I'm also using five of the six videos with them I have found.
It's a band I always liked since I first discovered them ( I think I heard them on the radio before I saw their music videos on Mtv - probably on something like their Greatest Hits show ) but it was my late brother who was really in to them. I remember that I got him one of their albums as a birthday present and he really cherished that one. Ah, dem good times.
Now you might think that I came up with the whole " Super MILF " thing being the old pervert that I am but no that is the title of her new book ( surprise, surprise Verona can write ). Only that in her case MILF doesn't mean what it normally means ( and is very appropriate for Verona since she is the mother of a son and everybody wants to have sex with her ) but instead stands for " Mitten im Leben Frau " which means something like a woman who is in the middle of her life, and the book is meant as a guideline to become one of these women who are in the middle of their life, happy, confident, successful, full of energy and super attractive. In short everything women want to become and what feminists always say is impossible to achieve because of the man. Thank god they never heard of 40C Busenwunder Verona or their whole belief system would crumble.
Like too many celebrities Verona has declined all offers by PLAYBOY to do a nude photoshooting ( and believe me there have been multiple requests ) first because she felt it was almost expected of her and later because of her son. As for if she had sex to get where she is now that is difficult to say but she is definitely not as stupid as most people think and she has never had a problem to use her physical attributes to further her career. Which started as the front woman of the group Chocolate where their biggest hit was Ritmo De La Noche. With most of these finding videos is extremely difficult if not downright impossible so you can imagine my delight when I found a live performance in high quality.
As you can see the main attraction here is Verona's banging hardbody and her fertility dance that can make even the most gay priest horny which must be what brought her to the attention of musician and producer Dieter Bohlen. In Germany he has kind of a bad rep which is partially his own fault for becoming a judge on the casting show Germany Searches The Super Talent where he played the german version of Simon Cowell.
What nobody can deny is that he is almost sickeningly successful in the music industry, first as one half of the pop duo Modern Talking which sold over 120 million albums and won numerous awards - including a World Music Award - and later with his music group Blue System which was not as successful as his other band and the most memorable thing is that the german music network VIVA - where Collien Fernandes was a dj - refused to play his music videos. They had to give in because of the huge demand for the hit single Leila but they only showed the censored version. The main problem with the video was that it showed a black Sexbombe getting soaking wet and you could basically see everything.
Thankfully there were other channels and shows - like N3's Eurotops and Nachtsicht that showed the uncensored version in all of its glory. Man, when did this become a Dieter Bohlen short bio ? In any case, I don't have the time to go into detail about all of the musicians or groups he has produced successfully but I have to mention Peter Alexander, Roy Black, Yvonne Catterfeld, Marianne Rosenberg, Dionne Warwick, Die Wildecker Herzbuben, Vanessa Mai, Chris Norman, Bonnie Tyler, Nino De Angelo, Andrea Berg, Ricky King, Bernhard Brink and also Katja Epstein.
Now you can't also fault his taste in women because when he saw Verona grinding her pornstar body like there is no Tomorrow in a german disco he knew he had to get his hands on this young slut - in - training and after a very short time they were married in Las Vegas. Which might not have been the best place for tying the knot because it lasted only four weeks. On the other hands four weeks with a colombian cockdrainer like Verona are totally worth it and you know that he dicktamed her 24/7 in endless penetration sensation marathons until he could not get it up.
So a case could be made for both, that she was using sex to get a head in life and that she wasn't because that is always difficult to decide when a woman is married to her boss especially when said marriage lasted only four weeks. And in the music industry there are lots of singers who are married to their producers like busty 42E - 25 - 39 cult siren Mariah " Screaming Mimi ( because she's not a moaner she's a screamer and when she starts to scream it will get you arrested ) " Carey or torrid 38B - 22 - 35 tit teaser Thalia and nobody would accuse them of sleeping their way to the top. So in this instance and for this part of her life let's say that it is undecided if Verona took advantage of Dieter Bohlen to further her career. What is definitely true is that Dieter Bohlen had his share of fun in the bedroom with an absolute men milking machine like Verona Pooth.
Before marrying Verona Dieter Bohlen had a relationship with exotic half sudanese 40C - 25 - 37 sex toy Nadja Abd El Farrag ( who did two nude photo shootings for PLAYBOY ) from 1989 to 1990 and after his divorce from Verona returned to her and they were an item from 1997 to 2000.
For many in Germany Nadja - or " Naddel " how she was often called - was seen as a " Verona light " since she not only followed her as Dieter's girlfriend ( completely ignoring that they had been together before ) but also took over Verona's old job as host of the tv show Peep ! which Nadja subsequently ran almost completely into the ground after Verona had turned it into one of the most watched tv late shows in Germany.
For those that never heard of it, Peep ! was a show about sex which can be a touchy topic especially on german tv and which can in turn be quite embarrassing for the host but Verona pulled it off splendidly by being an open, honest, funny and sexy host ..... well, by being basically herself.
On the show there was another born for porn Busenwunder and in this case quite literal because she was in the porn industry : Dolly Buster who was born in Czechoslovakia but immigrated to Germany. At the age of 18 she worked for the Federal German Border Patrol where she was at first shunned and then ignited the envy of her female co - workers because her mindblowing physique garnered her the unwanted attention of her horny male co - workers who tried to dicktame her in the worst way.
And after six months of being sexually assaulted on a daily basis Dolly said : " Fuck that ! " - quite literally - enhanced her already erection inducing body to 44E - 22 - 35 measurements and got into the porn industry where she quickly became one of the biggest stars in Germany.
You can read more about her in this post and coming back to Peep Dolly did a quiz segment on the show and is the only cast member who was in all episodes. Because after Verona had left they tried out various other female hosts - in rapid succession - but none of them was as successful.
I have mentioned Verona in quite a few posts but I still haven´t gotten around to do a proper cult siren entry for her. And the main reason for that is I´m still hoping to find material on her wardrobe malfunction on TV Total where she couldn´t close her zipper because of her boobs.
The incident happened on the tv show TV Total hosted by Stefan Raab ( I swear sometimes it seems like in Germany only despicable human beings get tv shows at least where guys are concerned ) where she appeared in a blue bodysuit she had worn in a commercial. The zipper was halfway open and Stefan asked if she couldn´t shut it because of her big boobs.
Verona replied that she had wanted to leave the zipper open - pulling the zipper down to her navel - but the producers had told her no, so she had to close it up a bit - and with that she closed it again. Which got her a great reaction from the audience. Like I said, I couldn´t find the clip.
Another great moment of german tv history involving Verona´s titanic twin torpedoes happened on Stars bei der Arbeit ( Stars at Work ) hosted by Paul Panzer with special guest Kaya Yanar and despite the title it did not show stars at work - which would be showing them at what they do every day - but instead had them trying a job they hadn´t done before.
One of their most famous episodes was the one with Zuchtstute Verona Pooth for obvious reasons. Verona is so incredibly hot that Paul Panzer´s glasses were actually all fogged up when she took off her jacket and revealed her breast assets ! While Kaya Yanar was drooling all over her treasured chest Paul Panzer´s brain had shut off because not enough blood was reaching the brain caused by a severe case of boob overload.
Goddamn, that gal has some huge knockers ! Anyway, I had the DVD of season one of Stars at Work and it´s totally worth it for this episode.
Now I am always trying to include new stuff so after reading on Verona's wikipedia entry that she appeared in an episode of Acapulco H. E. A. T. - one of my all time guilty pleasures - and in an episode of Conan The Adventurer with german bodybuilder Ralf Moeller I went on her imdb page but there is no listing for the Acapulco H. E, A, T. episode. I also couldn't find any specifics only the mention that she appeared in one.
With the episode of Conan The Adventurer I had more luck and I am saying more because it is the episode titled Red Sonja - which I already posted in my - still unfinished - Frank Thorne RED SONJA tribute post .
thommys pop show extra 1984
what else was on german tv in 1984
one of the big rating successes of 1984 was sketch up with dieter krebs first paired with beatrice richter and then with iris berben who also was one of the main protagonists on zwei himmlische toechter together with ingrid steeger
the only episode left
michael hammer
german inventions
robbi zwei
double feature
vincent
anna simon iconic moments but low quality
anna simon newer clips higher quality
anna simon special
melody barreiro returns
five breast videos
more religious outrage
herr rossi
now that asmr amy has left youtube for greener pastures one thing I have to say simone really has a knack for these concentrate on my boos videos what's that you say you are supposed to concentrate on what she says and not her boobs well then I did it all wrong or all right depending what you want to get out of these videos I know I got something good out of it and I would'nt mind putting something into simone anyway she really knows how to distract guys with her huge knockers so I am sure that with a bit more experience she can be one of the best asmr babes on youtube especially now that asmr amy is not giving her any competition
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