Again, this is not the post I wanted to make. This is not even the Adam Hughes post I wanted to write. So what the heck am I doing interrupting my preparations for the Adam Hughes post that I want to do ? Again.
Well, as I was looking for more original art from his scattered pages in LEGIONNAIRES I found a lot of other Legion related original artwork and since I have not gotten around to write a tribute post to the great late Lee Moder yet I decided to take a break and do a quick post since the so - called Threeboot Legion books were some of Moder's signature titles.
Since the Legion of Super - Heroes is a frequent topic on the blog I have probably told this story before but to give my newer readers a bit of an historical background we are once again diving into the 90s. Hm, that's almost like a theme here. Anyway, for those newer comic afficionados as I had two brothers back then we tried not to have the same books on our pull list so we could swap and read more books with our smaller budget.
Of course there were some books which we all enjoyed and so each one had his own copy but for the most part we made some arrangements and tried to stick to them. Around 1993 WONDER WOMAN had been on the pull list of my younger brother and except for the famous - or infamous depending on your personal taste - period ( no pun intended ) in which Diana had to give up the mantle of Wonder Woman and became a private investigator wearing a skin tight black leather hooker outfit ( and about which you can read more in this post ) I was content to read his issues.
Well, you may ask what changed in 1993 and the answer is Lee Moder started doing some issues. I didn't put it immediately on my pull list but whenever he drew a full issue I got it if I has some comicbook spending money left. As far as the Legion books are concerned I didn't put them on my pull list when he started drawing them because they already were on my subscription as I had inherited the title from my younger brother.
Which really sounds more complicated than it is. Around the time the FIVE YEARS LATER Legion started none of us were reading the title but around issue 25 or 30 Jason Pearson became a regular contributor and before long my younger brother started reading it on a regular basis.
Now I don't know if he didn't like the art or if it was just general Legion fatigue but around the time the ZERO HOUR crossover swept across the DC Universe to undo all the inconsistencies that were left after the last reboot he was ready to call it quits. Well, I wasn't. I could not believe he held on to the title during the hard times and now that the Legion was higher than they had ever been under the leadership of the Bierbaum's ( which is a good german name if I have ever heard one ) he was willing to leave them out to dry ? Well, I wasn't. So we made the usual deal you do between siblings where he kept some issues and I bought or swapped a few comics for the rest and so the Legion books went to my pull list and when they restarted the Threeboot Legion I couldn't be happier. Now there are some people who did not like this newest incarnation of the Legion and I can understand any hardcore Legion fan who feels that way.
For me I have read the Legion since its Silver Age beginnings and if there has been one constant in their history it is change. Because if you look at the basic premise than it is the promise of a better future that awaits mankind exactly 1,000 years from wherever the stories are written. So they have to change as the protagonists and the stories have to change.
And some people may not know it but the Legion stories have always been at the forefront of the comicbook avantgarde. It is a team made up solely of teenagers who are the heroes and not the sidekicks and they started long before a certain timid science nerd go bit by a radioactive spider which most people think was the first teen hero who got his own title. Well, wrong. There was an entire legion of heroes before him.
The female members of the Legion also defied the gender stereotypes of the times by not being damsels that had to be rescued from distress but rather capable Legion members who often had to rescue the guys. There even were stories were one of the girls became the leader of the team and the only instance where one of the guys objected to that was not because she was a female but because she acted suss. The Legion being compromised of alien teenagers from outer space - in the future ( best concept for a superhero team EVER ) - the regular ideas of gender, race, sex or relationships didn't apply and a lot of the preconceived notions went out of the window at some point. Granted there were some stories where the intent was better than the execution and you could argue if the idea that all the black people had gone of to a magical island to get rid of whitey was not for the best but for the most part they presented a positive future comicbook fans were eagerly awaiting. Plus I also have to mention that even in their earliest days the Legion stories had a lot of continuity where plot points from earlier stories were carried over to new adventures and they even had some members make the ultimate sacrifice without coming back the next issue. Although some came back.
Returning to the topic of the Threeboot Legion as somebody who had already seen a few different versions of the team I was willing to let them surprise me and what can I say ? I fell in love with the Legion of Super - Heroes all over again. And not only because of the great art.
Okay, time to wrap this up since otherwise I can't finish this Today and there is still the main Adam Hughes post to write. Plus if you want to know more about the Legion I have written about them ad nauseum and for new readers I would also recommend to check out all five issues of THE LEGION OF THREE WORLDS which is a tour de force by the great late George Perez who insisted on drawing EVERYBODY who had ever been a member of the team. With that said let's get to the good part right away.
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If you know your Legion lore you know that at some point Brainiac 5 invented a machine to mind wipe Superboy before he returned to the 20th century so he wouldn´t have any knowledge of future events and could not alter the time stream. Yes, long before ( technically long after ) the Justice League of America did it in IDENTITY CRISIS the Legion guys were already wiping minds left and right for the benefit of mankind.
The thing is once the girls found out that Brainiac 5 wiped Superboy´s mind every time he went back to his own time they realized this was a big opportunity for them. They could dicktame Superboy without any mercy or fear of repercussions because even if their wild sex marathon would literally bang his brains out or break his dick in half Brainiac 5 would erase it. The only downside was they had to start his training as a living breeding stallion every time from zero but that´s a small price.
After various discussions they decided that the best course of action would be if Phantom Girl were the one to invite Superboy to a pool party in the Legion grotto since everybody knew she had a crush on Superboy so it would surprise no one if she was the one to volunteer for this duty.
The only problem was to keep Brainiac 5 occupied for a few days while the girls could use Superboy as their super powered dildo so one of the girls had to volunteer to fuck him into a coma. In a few lucky instances events aligned perfectly like when Supergirl tried to join the Legion but her plans were quickly foiled by a well placed red kryptonite meteor which accelerated the growth of Supergirl and gave her an adult body.
Since adults can´t join the Legion her membership had to be denied but Brainiac 5 - who had a crush on her for a long time - insisted on giving Kara a complete physical examination meaning a full cavity search. So he put a virtual reality goggle made out of lead on her so she could not see with her x - ray vision how he replaced his medical probe with his erection and penetrated her every orifice living out his sex phantasies.
Under normal circumstances Supergirl´s invulnerability would prevent Brainiac 5 from penetrating her but he had convinced Kara that it was absolutely necessary to do the medical examintion under a red sun lamp which negates Supergirl´s powers. As he was able to convince her that they not only had to sleep in the same bed for the next five weeks but that she should have sex with him many positions in to determine if her teenage body´s growth had been simply accelerted or if her teenage body had been exchanged with her future adult body which could have serious repercussions on her future life. Of course this was all scientific hogwash to dicktame Supergirl into becoming his next blow up sex doll.
Anyway, with Brainiac 5 occupied things could finally proceed as planned and when Superboy arrived at the Legion grotto the only people present were Phantom Girl, Jenny Ognats, Shadow Lass and Princess Projectra - wearing extremely tiny micro bikinis with less fabric than dental floss.
As he commented how uncomfortable their swimsuits made him the girls took them off after explaining that in the 31st century nobody wears swimsuits anyway and that they only wore them for his benefit because they know how prude 21st century boys are when it comes to nudity.
Being confronted with so much unchecked nakedness Superboy got a huge erection much to the delight of the girls who only got him to the pool to bang the living daylights out of him. Kal - El tried to resist their erotic advances but once Princess Projectra - who finished her tenure as oral priestess from the holy church of Deepthroatia Blowjoba Sukka Cum Louder - started inhaling his super boner he was done for. Not only do the women of Oral - Do have tongues that are three times as long as the tongues of earth women they have two additional vaginas in their throat.
So when Phantom Girl started pumping his super schlong with her special double breasted deepthroat dick massage Superboy could not resist any longer especially when she used her illusion powers to look like Lana Lang, Clark´s highschool sweetheart who he had wanted to slambang hard for years but couldn´t because his powers would break her in half.
For hours Princess Projectra and the other girls went completely crazy taking turns at milking his superboner dry as best they could, impaling themselves and each other without mercy with Kal - El´s rigid rod.
But not only did they give Superboy a good demonstration how much sex techniques had evolved in the last 1,000 years, they furthermore used their super powers on him going completely out of control because they knew that his indestructable penis could take the punishment. On top of that they used their Legion flight rings to pull off otherwise impossible positions for humanoid bodies and since all of Superboy´s memories of their ejaculation extravaganzas were going to be wiped anyway they used all the perverted sex techniques in the galaxy that they wouldn´t use on their boyfriends since they would become addicted to hard sex.
Because of all these factors the Legion girls lost all of their inhibitions and fell into a frantic fuck frenzy like possessed super nymphomaniacs where they began to really attack Superboy´s dick with a vengeance in a grueling insemination squirt marathon. Which very quickly turned into a competition to see how much damage they could do to his dick before breaking it in half, who could make him ejaculate the fastest, who could make him squirt the most but most importantly who could make him scream in burning ecstasy the loudest while he shot out load after load.
To that end the horny girls started double teaming Superboy, licking his horsecock up and down with all of their super flexible tongues at once before squeezing his pulsating supermanhood between two sets of soft boobs until it had grown to three times its normal size. Then they picked up the pace, increasing the tempo, riding him like a breeding stallion.
They took him to the limits of kryptonian endurance in a relentless pounding stakkato giving him the male equivalent of multiple orgasmns until their sweaty bodies were writhing in convulsions, their eyes were rolled to the back of their heads and they were foaming at the mouth.
Especially Phantom Girl was very eager to put Superboy´s superdick to the test. She first got together with Ultraboy to spite her Mom ( when they met he was a prisoner and she used her phantom powers to break into his cell and push her boobs into his face until her banged her on her Mom's desk at the United Planets ) but he can only use one super power at a time. So Jo Nah would have either super hardness or super penetration speed or super multiple ejaculations or super sex marathon stamina or super sperm recuperation power or super squirt quantities.
While with Superboy Phantom Girl would get all of these powers at once.
Another nymphomanic sex freak who tamed Superboy´s boner with great enthusiasmn was Jenny Ognats a.k.a. XS ( or XXX like she was called by all male Legion members - as well as by all the Legion boys ) and not only because she had been thirsty for him since she saw him shirtless.
Also because she had to be extra careful when she had sex with regular males not to destroy them with her super powers - and I don´t mean in a good way. She could easily set them on fire with super friction or break their molecular integrity with her super vibrations or phase them in half.
And whenever she got busy with another Legion member´s member it did not end well either. The fact is that not only does Jenny have a body porn stars would kill for, because she is a speedster she has the perfect bubblebutt with legs for miles that go almost up to her chin and she is a real pro at spreading them like a fillipino hooker which makes all legion boys gonzo. And again, not in a good way : Element Lad transmuted his aspirin pills into viagra by accident and banged the dickens out of her for days, Sunboy got so excited he incinerated the entire bedroom, Colossal Boy used his growing powers while drilling her and totally stretched her out ( Jenny is only still tight down there because as a speedster she is super flexible and has super recuperative powers ) and old Timber Wolf became a complete animal. And I don´t mean he became LIKE an animal and they had crazy sex. No, he literally transformed into a huge wolf with an even bigger member and slambanged her doggy style. And when Jenny had enough of getting used like a blow up sex doll by the boys and tried shagging up with the female members it was another train wreck.
I won´t go into all the details but let´s just mention that XS is the only female Legion member who didn´t end up in intensive care unit after experiencing Triplicate Girl´s infamous Super Double Dildo Penetration Sensation up to the final Super Stakkato Of The Six Double Dildos Of Destruction in which she was hammered by six double dildos at once.
You can imagine Jenny´s relief. Not only was she not on the receiving end this time but with Superboy´s nearly invulnerable body she could really let loose of all of her inhibitions for once. Which she did with a vengeance : for normal onlookers it looked like he was getting deep throated by dozen of sexy girls and she would go through hundreds of different positions in mere seconds all the while draining his pulsating dick until the last drop of kryptonian sperm with her super vibrations.
But her coup de grace was a special technique called Sex around the world where she had taken a page from the Flash´s sex playbook : it consisted of running ( or better streaking since she had to be naked ) around the planet at many times the speed of sound and then slamming onto Superboy´s hard erection like a ton of bricks with her legs spread wide open like a phillipino hooker breaking the sound barrier on the way.
And while Superboy´s kryptonian physiology could withstand almost everything it didn´t take more than a dozen to break his resistance.
Once word got out about their super squirt sensations all the other girls joined in because they could not let the chance pass to use and abuse Superboy as their indestructable living dildo. But these super sex orgies got wilder and wilder until they finally had to suspend them when the bachelorette party for Triplicate Girl got out of hand. The inebriated sex machines had gone completely gonzo and started to shove one another with more and more speed and great force unto the delirious Superboy´s vibrating member with long, swift strokes using him like a battering ram drilling one another without mercy until he climaxed. Afterwards they used Brainiac 5´s mindwipe machine to make everyone believe it was Computo who destroyed Triplicate Girl´s third body and after a month business as usual resumed as they slamfucked him into submission again.
Of course you couldn´t read more about these uninhibited milking orgies in the Legion of Super - Heroes comicbooks but readers of issue one of Versaute Bettgeschichten got a little taste of it in the bonus section ( I didn´t have a full story on it because I was pressed for time ) and those who were lucky enough to buy the second issue got two additional pin ups of the nymphomanic female Legion of Super - Heroes members.
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There also was ship´s counselor Deanna Troy who was the consolation officer in the first version, an orgasmic tantra priestess from the planet Betasex skilled in all techniques to be used by the crew as stress relief.
Between missions the male crew members would take turns drilling her relentlessly in every orifice of her body and as a certified interstellar blow up sex doll diplomatic dignitaries from other planets - who always had extremely big schlongs - would practice sex techniques from earth with her so they could perform satisfactory during the deepthroat orgies.
Her role was changed to pass american censors but they still put buxom 38D - 22 - 36 wet sex dream Marina Sirtis in a snug uniform with a very generous cleavage so that some of her breast parts were scenes in which she was leaning forward for the male viewers or just breathing heavily.
What is strange is the fact that for someone who is just supposed to give people advice she wore an incredibly sexed up outfit that would totally defeat the purpose of counselling. Because all male crew members - with a big emphasis on the " member " part - would be thinking about ripping her uniform off and banging her brains out and knowing it would be really uncomfortable. I guess the reason why they only made her kind of telephatic was that if she knew what the male crew members were thinking she couldn´t walk ten feet in the Enterprise and would never visit the bar. Speaking about the bar, if her role was to give people sage advice why did Guinan do basically the same ? So while still unverified the idea of Deanna Troi not only as the ship´s cleavage but also the ship´s adult entertainment system does have its merit. On the other side we know that the holo deck was used for the same thing. It´s so confusing.
What I could verify is that in the original draft Deanna Troy was supposed to have three breasts, Tasha Yar had an unhealthy sexual crush on Wesley Crusher and Captain Picard couldn´t help but noticing the ship´s Doctor Beverly Crusher´s natural walk resembles that of a striptease queen.
Who is constantly duking it out with vulcan sex massage addict T'Pol played by 38D - 22 - 35 pop culture cutie Jolene Blalock ( who really knows how to put the " fuck " in " science fucktion " but more about her in part two ) as hottest sexbomb in the Star Trek universe is inflatable DD Borg playmate with the big melons and a skintight bodysuit to match sexborg Sex With Nine superbly portrayed by DD Busenwunder Jeri Ryan.
I´m sure there were thousand of Star Trek fans who wanted to be ass - imilated by her. Or better tit - imilated by this bodacious Borg sex drone.
Jeri´s juicy breasts were so incredibly huge - her mouthwatering measurements are 40E (!) - 22 - 36 - that they made her skintight suit darker and darker so you couldn´t see them as good but to no avail.
Seven of Nine is THE ultimate cyborg sex machine every sci fi fanboy wants to have multiple borg - gasms with since the blond sex freak is a literal sex machine who is not only built like a pornstar with Jeri Ryan's PLAYBOY Playmate Of The Year hardbody, as a cyborg she has lots of stamina and endurance and she also can take a lot of sexual punishment so you don't have to be gentle with her and can really ram it home with her. You will definitely get a lot of mileage out of this cyber sex amazon.
Somebody who immediately realized Busenwunder Jeri Ryan's pornstar potential was Star Trek : Voyager producer / showrunner Brannon Braga who had several casting couch auditions with the bigbreasted real life blow up sex doll behind closed doors until she agreed to be his sex slave.
For which she had to wear several iconic slave girl outfits from previous Star Trek shows. He completely slam - fucked her brains out six ways to Sunday dicktaming her in the worst way while relentlessly pounding her most vulnerable spot until he had moulded it to fit his cock like a glove.
Once Jeri was his submissive sex toy Brannon had the wet sex dream assume all the positions of the Kama Sutra - forwards and backwards - in steamy all night ejaculation sensation squirting sessions throughout her entire tenure on the show and completely wore his schlong out on her.
Jeri tried her best to make us forget the shortcomings of the writing but couldn´t compensate for a plethora of always darker bodysuits that tried to hide her porn star physique. Since I have re - posted Jolene Blalock´s cult siren entry more often than Jeri Ryan´s cult siren entry I have re - posted Jeri Ryan again after I gave her post the old once over in 2019 .
On Enterprise they put the alien super sexbomb in right from the start with 38D - 22 - 35 pop culture cutie Jolene Blalock who is of course best known for her role as the alien everybody in Starfleet dreamed about having a close encounter of the sexual kind with vulcan babe T´Pol, the sex massage addict with the inbuilt automatic Pon Farr nympho mode.
Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet T´Pol was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However the hot alien would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles ' Dubya ' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.
A Trellium - drugged out, semi emotional vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack - what's not to like about that ? Her exotic sex appeal transformed Commander Tucker into Commander Fucker who had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the ancient forbidden vulcan sexmassages.
I know that T´Pol claimed it was something else but we all know what vulcan " body relaxation massage " really stands for. T´Pol was thirsty for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the initial idea to practice the vulcan men milking massage on Tucker's horsecock it was T´Pol who went all " Oral Kama Sutra on acid " like there's no Tomorrow.
Not that he put up much resistance to her since he´s been whacking off to her body since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.
Speaking of the decontamination scenes in Enterprise there are a lot of people who got in am uproar saying they were too sexed up - as if that is a bad thing - and only in the script to show off Jolene Blalock's pornstar body - which they clearly were - and that they were also very unrealistic because they would not be very effective. Well, I wonder how all these prudish Star Trek fans would have reacted if the producers of the show would have made it more realistic by substituting the decontamination chamber with a shower since that is a more effective way to prevent contamination. With the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel we could have had dozens of scenes with the crew members having encounters of the sexual kind and I am sure the nudity would have blown their minds.
That's one of the reasons why casting the role of T' Pol - who in the first draft was supposed to be fan favourite vulcan T' Pau from the original Star Trek series but they had to change it because of legal rights - was so difficult. They wanted a vulcan sexbomb on the crew like the character Saavik played by Police Academy and Big Trouble In Little China's 38B - 26 - 37 Kim Catrall best known for her role on tv hit Sex And The City.
They had a casting call with hundreds of hopeful aspirants for the part which was also a cheap excuse to work their way through the entire catalogue of able bodied, young sexbombs in Hollywood during months of casting couch auditions where the horny producers got to live out all of their sexual fantasies with these hungry and ambitious Busenwunders.
Jolene Blalock on the other hand saw her character more as a spiritual nun without any emotions and no interest in sex so she was not on board with all the changes that were made to make T' Pol more and more un - vulcan like and more of a ultimate space babe as they tried to sell her as a sex slave to a floating harem for horny aliens in the very first episode.
Which I think they still handled very tame in order to appease the Star Trek fanbase and the general audience. Because if I would have been the writer of the episode the crew of the Enterprise would have been much more delayed in their mission to rescue T' Pol by political red tape but to an even bigger extend by the vulcans being prepared to throw her under the bus to sabotage the humans very first endeavour into outer space.
This would have led to the slave traders having more time to properly indoctrinate T' Pol for her job as a high class deluxe pleasure sex slave.
Now I am still undecided if I would get two wild schlong beasts from the planet Breedingstallion to tag - team her during the dicktaming sessions of have a tentacle pervert from Serialrapistan do the honors but it would be a Urotsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb level of depravation.
Speaking of depraved sex beasts hell bent on stretching out T' Pol's most vulnerable part with their giant - sized man - things, of course it would be Trip who would chance upon a drugged up, gagged, chained up and blindfolded T' Pol and he would immediately take advantage of the fact that they sent him ahead and it would take the rest of the crew at least five hours to catch up to live out all his secret sex fantasies with T' Pol.
This was obviously an attempt to get around the fact that Pon Farr is only every six years as it would not be realistic that Trip would have a relationship with a woman who only has sex every six years. Granted, after an ejaculation sensation Pon Farr sex marathon with intergalactic men milking machine T' Pol any normal man would need a few years to recover but six years is a stretch for anybody. The only alternative would have been to have Trip develop a way to virtually induce Pon Farr so he could lock up T' Pol in his cabin and dicktame her into submission ( who hasn't dreamed of using her like a cheap blow up sex doll ? ) but because it could be seen as too pervy they apparently didn't want to go that way.
And while Connor Trineer liked the aspect that the relationship between Trip and T' Pol became very complicated he has gone on record that he didn't like shooting the vulcan sex massage scenes because on one side both of them were not okay with the way the characters were written and on the other side because he had developed a great friendship with Jolene Blalock after they had many private encounters behind camera.
I mean, it's one thing to spend all night going through all the positions with a born for porn sexbomb like Jolene Blalock in a private setting and a completely different thing when it is your job and you have to do it in front of the cameras with a lot of people watching you. And while I can understand it to some degree it is still very difficult to feel pity for a guy who gets paid to shoot intimate sex scenes with a nude Jolene Blalock.
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1982 was indeed a very good year for sience fiction movies because besides Star Trek II - The Wrath Of Khan we got Stephen Spielberg's ET - The Extraterrestrial, John Carpenter's The Thing plus three movies that have a connection to the comic legend Jean Giraud a.k.a. Moebius : Tron where he did set and costume designs with fellow french bande dessinee icon Enki Bilal, Blade Runner which's visual style was heavily influenced by the comic The Long Goodbye written by Dan O'Bannon and drawn by Moebius which was published in the french science fiction anthology comic series Metal Hurlant ( published in Amerika as Heavy Metal and in Germany as Schwermetall ) and Rene Laloux animated feature film The Time Masters. Fun fact : Moebius was offered the opportunity to assist in Blade Runner's preproduction but he declined to work on Time Masters.
As longtime blog followers know I have posted Time Masters numerous times - in english, german or in the original french version - in the bonus sections of different posts and every time the movie has been deleted by YouTube. So you better watch this new version that I found while it lasts.
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Kyle MacLachlan also starred in another science fiction cult classic, The Hidden which is a bit more underrated and mainly got a loyal male cult following over the decades based on the participation of 36B - 25 - 38 science fucktion cult siren Claudia Christian who earned a spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list with her revealing performance in this.
The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known from another sci fi show, Babylon 5 by comic writer J. Michael Strazynski where she plays hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this.
While I always was more of a Star Trek : Deep Space Nine fan than a Babylon 5 fan they did have some decent sexbombs on the show like 40C - 25 - 35 Uebercougar Tracy Scoggins ( who really caught my attention as Cat Grant on Lois & Clark - The New Adventures Of Superman which also starred the best Lois Lane EVER, the aforementioned not so desperate housewife 38C - 22 - 32 sexbomb Teri " I'm Not A Stripper ! " Hatcher ).
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Of course they hit a snag when they find out that the boss of the outfit used to have a fling with the woman Lois Lane is substituting - and when I say fling I mean that he slam - fucked the slut's brains out six ways to Sunday with his giantsized horseschlong - so to keep her cover Lois has no other choice than to let dicktame Clark to be her breeding stallion.
Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills .
Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.
Daimn, with those legs for miles and her pornstar body Teri could really inflict some serious damage and I bet there were many special late night rehearsals where she pumped Dean Cain dry to the last drop making him squirt like a fire hose again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Teri drove him insane and completely wore his schlong out.
Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !
She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.
Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.
Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only Claudia Christian tried to re - enact the scene where she literally fucks a guy to death with him in her trailer. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .
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