TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Femme Fatale Friday with Deodato's Elektra

Going through all my folders to free more space on my laptop I found enough original pages from Mike Deodato's run on ELEKTRA with Peter Milligan and Larry Hama for a full blown post so I decided to do a little spotlight post for the deadliest assassin in the entire Marvel universe.

Although by default that should be Bullseye's place since he killed her but let's not get into that. Since she was first introduced during Frank Miller's groundbreaking DAREDEVIL run ( Elektra Natchios first appeared in issue 168 ) the asskicking assassin with an ass that doesn't quit has been a fan favorite of comicbook afficionados and critics alike which may have something to do with the skimpy outfit Frank Miller gave her.

Although Elektra's costume could have been a lot skimpier if you ask me.

Anyway, Elektra was introduced as Matt Murdock's first love - before ever meeting Karen Page - and she quickly became the ultimate bad girl who tested Daredevil's morals with her antics as the Kingpin's most favoured assassin ( a fact that was eliminated from her backstory for the NETFLIX tv show ) and Matt's little devil stick ( or not so little once she applied some long lubrication ) in the bedroom with her greek sex techniques.

That's one of the things they kept from the comicbooks, that Elektra is a real pro in the sack like she is a real pro when it comes to killing people.

Maybe it's the same thing as with female spies where they get special " sex training " so they can slam - bang even gay schlongs into submission and are more effectively as spies ( and I am sure that their instructors never take advantage of the fact that part of their job is to fuck these living blow up sex doll's brain out six ways to Sunday until they are the ultimate men milking machines ) and female assassins also get a special training so they can either get close enough to their target to kill them or - if need be - kill them by having wild sex with them until they expire.

You know, like 41E ( !!! ) - 26 - 38 real life Power Girl and Playmate Of The Month of May 1993 and Playmate Of The Year in 1994 Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith did with her filthy rich but old and decrepit husband.

And I'm not going to lie I really can't feel sorry for 89 year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall because this guy achieved his life goals. I mean to become a billionaire you have to treat people bad and after doing that he gets to marry a frikkin Playmate Of The Year who is not only built like Russ Meyer's version of Jayne Mansfield but on top of that tries to kill him by having sex with him every night, all night long many positions in.

Which he must have known from the get - go. I mean, you don't get to that kind of position if you can't predict what is going to happen in the long run. And it was a long run because as good as Anna Nicole Smith was at dicktaming guys it took her thirteen months to weaken his condition with her daily ejaculation sensation midnight marathons until he had completely worn his dick out and his body could not take it anymore but I am sure those were the thirteen happiest months of his life since this is the way most of us want to go. Slam - banged to death by a Playmate Of The Year with giant melons who is a complete nymphomanic sex freak.

But coming back to the man - eating assassin with the killer body from the Marvel universe, one of the things that made her so memorable and an instant classic was her short tenure as one of Matt Murdocks many lady friends ( that guy goes through women like tissues and it never ends well ) and her tragic death at the hands of Daredevil's nemesis.

Now being such a popular character the guys at Marvel Comics could not let this cash cow die and so Frank Miller was forced to resurrect her which has never sat well with him. About which I am of two minds. On one side I can understand the creator and author who has a certain story arc for his creation in mind with a beginning, a middle and an end and deviating from that can ruin the whole character. So it should be his call to do and if it tickles his fancy to do a graphic novel like ELEKTRA LIVES AGAIN he should be given the freedom to do so even if it is not canon.

On the other side you have a very popular character where you know people are clamouring for more content so you know that Marvel Comics will keep bringing her back as long as there is some money to be made.

Granted, not all of it may be up to the quality standard of Frank Miller's work - like the run by Mike Deodato which is Today's topic - but without Marvel Comics willingness to make more stories with Elektra we wouldn't have gotten Frank Miller and Bill Sienkiewicz ELEKTRA ASSASSIN either.

Which I know, some people don't care for but I liked it very much when it came out because I already was familiar with Bill Sienkiewicz's art style from his tenure on Chris Claremont's NEW MUTANTS ( which for me still is Marvel's best teen team book ) and here he took it to the next level.

But let's talk about Mike Deodato's run on ELEKTRA here before we get completely derailed which is very much a product of it's time. Which was the late 90s. Now longtime blog visitors know one of the things I have been trying to debunk is that the 90s were the worst decade in comics.

I know, there were a lot of books that were not very good. But that's because there was a big boom and there were more comic publishers than before and therefore more comic series than in previous decades.

And sure there were a lot of abysmal comicbooks but that was not as much compared to the sheer volume of comicbooks released. Now a book like volume two of ELEKTRA doesn't really help that argument because as it came out at the tail end of the 90s it pandered to the bad girl craze ( which was the result of the 80s good girl craze ) and Mike Deodato really drew Elektra how women were drawn at that time with impossible anatomy, huge bouncing breasts, firm round bubblebutts and legs almost up to the chins which in this case literally went on for miles.

Which is probably what people wanted and why Mike Deodato was hired to draw the series in the first place. You know, this is my second Mike Deodato spotlight post and like my post on his run on WONDER WOMAN it is about a run that has not aged well. Maybe I am jinxed in that way.

Speaking about things that seem to be born under a bad star, this post was originally supposed to be a DOUBLE D DONNERSTAG MIT DEM MIKE DEODATO SEINER ELEKTRA post but because of all the pesky life stuff I had to do Yesterday I had to postpone it again. And I am saying again because if it feels like I have been working on this post for a week it is because I have. You may also have noticed that I used a lot of photos of a certain big breasted, long legged real life blow up sex doll in the post as a stand - in for Elektra ( since I don't have as much comicbook related material as I used to ) but the story of how I came upon her pictures is too long to get into here. So I will save the short version for the bonus section and I will definitely elaborate on it in more detail in - at least - one spin - off post. Which if everything goes according to plan ( which never happens as regular visitors can attest ) will be our next spotlight .

Now as usual everything in these BLACK AND WHITE posts depends on the original art I find and this time I lucked out because I not only found enough for a full post, there are also a few nice double splash pages.

I also had to include a few personal favourites like Wolverine and Shang - Chi, MASTER OF KUNG FU since everybody who has visited the blog over a longer period of time knows what a huge fan I am of that book . Too bad they didn't have the cojones to adapt that series ( which for me is not only one of Marvel Comics best martial arts books or their best Bronze Age book but one of their best books period ) to the big screen and we got what I would describe as a decent but unimpressive martial arts flick that does nothing to enrichen the Marvel cinematic universe.

On the other hand - no pun intended - that also means they can still make a real Shang Chi movie. But I am not holding my breath while waiting for that to happen. In any case, I have already written about that ad nauseum in other posts so let's enjoy Mike Deodato's ELEKTRA.

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Now I have already given you my thoughts on Marvel Comics resurrecting Elektra and in a similar vein Brian Cronin at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES makes an interesting case for giving creators more leeway when they kill off characters that were created with the sole purpose to be killed than when they kill off established characters that were created by others.

since I mentioned it earlier Jim Dandeneau over at DEN OF GEEK has an essay on Elektra : Assassin and

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As promised we are going to dive into the mystery of the raven haired ( although sometimes she does have red hair ) living blow up sex bomb whom I used as a stand in for Elektra in this post since I am sure there are countless visitors who want to know more - and see more - of her.

I will have to cut it short since these posts always get too long if I am not careful but I hope to give you the longer version in her - hopefully - first spotlight. As you might have noticed the name on the pictures is Lindzi Nunciato and it all started with my post about pin up icon Gil Elvgren .

One of the most famous Busenwunders from my misspent youth is the all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 blonde Ulknudel Ingrid Steeger who got naked in a plethora of soft sex movies in the 70s but who also starred in two german cult series Klimbim and Zwei Himmlische Toechter which is what german guys gave as a reference when they didn't want to admit having seen her nubile porn star body in those famous 1970 soft sex skin flicks.

Anyway, while these two shows still have a huge fanbase in Germany finding episodes in even the most mediocre quality on YouTube is almost impossible. Especially Klimbim is almost never available in good quality and when you find episodes sometimes they are cut into three parts.

So when I found a channel with a lot of the episodes in high quality - even if you can only watch them om YouTube so all I could do was to include the links to the videos - I had to put this rare internet find on my blog right away so I included them in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of my tribute to Frank Thorne's RED SONJA . And that was that.

But then l found another channel that did have even more episodes of Klimbim. Granted, they were not in the same high quality as the other channel but they were good enough to watch and contrary to the other episodes at least I could embed them in my posts. I was thinking about including one of them in the aforementioned RED SONJA post but while the post is still unfinished I am not sure if my readers give those posts a second look once they are posted even though I keep adding stuff to it.

So instead I decided to re - post that part in my new Gil Elvgren post to give it more exposure. And that was that. Except that days later I found out somebody had uploaded the first four episodes of Zwei Himmlische Toechter and in high quality to boot. Now for those who are not familiar with the cult series, while it became quite popular - mostly due to the female charm of Iris Berben and the occasional nudity of Ingrid Steeger - it was not very long and sadly lasted only six episodes. So if somebody uploaded four of those episodes that is like the most part of the show.

As it probably is no big surprise to longtime followers of the blog who know my obsession with forgotten or big breasted cult sirens I had to include the episode Eine Prinzessin Nach Hoftenstein since it not only features incredible Ingrid Steeger in a twin role as former club stripper turned air hostess Kiki and her doppelgaenger the Princess of Hoftenstein ( with some nude parts since they have to swap clothes a few times) but also bonerinducing raven haired Dunja Rajter who really puts her breast foot forward in a black dress that has so much back cleavage and frontal plunging cleavage that it leaves next to very little to a guy's imagination.

And I think this is the point where those of my readers who have a better memory than me know where this is going. As I have mentioned a few times I use a lot of ye olde copy / paste schtick to write these posts, on one side for the sake of expedience ( otherwise I would never finish it ) but I also like to go back when I know I have already written something about a certain topic to see if there is anything new I can add to that.

Now as bad as my memory can be sometimes I was pretty certain that I had written about that particular episode before and since the wikipedia entry on the episodes is not very detailed I decided to go back and see if I could include something. At the very least I could re - post the GIFs I made of Dunja Rajter's breast scene from the episode if nothing else.

Well, as it turns out, the last time I mentioned the episode was in my GOODBYE GERMANY - THE 1970s : DIE RAECHER post where I included a part about how the look of Dunja Rajter in the episode reminds me of that " special " aunt : the MILF with the giant boobs, the pornstar body and legs up to her chin who is a real relative or one of Mom´s friends.

Who buys t - shirts at the kid´s department, wears plunging cleavages, shoves her huge hooters in your face all the time she always gives you the bedroom eyes and " accidentally " walks into the shower when you are showering and insists on soaping up your entire body - with her tits.

There was a long part of this particular sexual phantasie - although I am sure some people out there experienced something similar themselves - that is brought to life in so many My Mom's Big Breasted Friend porn videos and because there are not that many good pictures of Dunja Rajter available ( and because I was talking about a sexual obsession and not only about Dunja Rajter in particular ) I included some pictures of hungarian 42G ( !!! ) - 27 - 42 porn star Aletta Ocean which I had found just some days earlier as a stand in for that nymphomanic, dicktaming men milking MILF aunt most of us can only wish to have had in our life.

After re - posting it ( although with different pictures of Aletta Ocean ) in my tribute post to one of my favourite swords and sorcery comicbook series of all times - Marvel's CONAN THE BARBARIAN by Roy Thomas, John Buscema and Ernie Chan - from 2021 I finally had to cave in and wrote a full on spin - off post about Aletta Ocean as my nymphomanic sex aunt .

Which in turn had its own spin - off post about casting Aletta Ocean as the sex alien Aileen from my currently discontinued adult comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN. Anyway, I included the short version of it but as regular readers of the blog know I do not have access to my old picture archive and all the pictures of Aletta Ocean that I had on my laptop were the ones I had already used so I went to the internet to find something new. And then happened what always happens in these cases.

While looking for pictures of Aletta Ocean I stumbled upon some pictures of what must be the living blow up sex doll with the biggest implants I have ever seen. I think her name is Paige British - or her name is just Paige and she is british - and all I could find out about her measurements is that she got some breast augmentations until she got a 34G chest ( so if anybody out there has more information please let me know in the comments below ) and that she wanted to look like toon Jessica Rabbit.

Now at this point I was already thinking about doing a new version of my post with Aletta Ocean as my nymphomanic sex aunt with the breast new pictures I found but since I don't like to repeat myself I was entertaining the idea of doing a similar Paige British post ( I wouldn't mind having her as my nymphomanic sex aunt or my horny stepmother ) since I already came across pictures of her and I ended up using them in the Gil Elvgren post since I just had to put up more content with her gigantic gazongas.

Just when I was trying to decide if I should do another post with Aletta Ocean or a post for Paige British I found more pictures of Lindi Nunziato - that's her correct name but I don't know if the first pictures I found of her were labelled wrong or if it was just a case of things being difficult when you have to write with one hand - her measurements are 38K ( !!! ) - 25 - 42 and she is a fitness instructor and influencer. I am still not quite sure what an influencer does but if it means being a living blow up sex doll like Lindi who spends most of her time uploading boner - inducing pictures wearing micro bikinis, lingerie with less fabric than shoelaces or even less clothing to the internet we definitely need more of those.

Compiling all of the pictures took the better part of a week because on one side there is a lot of life stuff I have to deal with nowadays so the time I have left to spend on the laptop is cut down to a few hours each day at best. And on the other side my OneDrive is constantly full and if I don't delete any pictures I won't be able to download any new pictures which is why I also was purging my files about sexy comicbook babes.

Because that is the easiest thing to start with. I am used to store all pictures I find for later use like I did with my old laptop but now I have to go through them periodically and eliminate the ones that are either too small to use, out of date or too risky or ones I simply don't like. With the old laptop I could keep them all and get rid of the ones I didn't need when the time comes to write a post but now I can't keep any additional baggage that might prevent me from getting some pictures that I might actually use in a post. So it's better to have 20 pictures that are the best of the best than 100 pictures of which I know I am only going to use five.

At the same time it gave me the opportunity to put all the Joe Jusko pictures in the right folder ( that's your boy, always planning ahead for the next post ) and I had already worked my way down to the letter f which means that I had gone over the pictures on Dazzler and Elektra.

Which were my two options for the next Marvel Comics post ( seeing that my last post was about Joe Kubert's work on DC Comics war comicbooks ) since both of them star female protagonists and both of those series are somewhat underrated and definitely underappreciated. And I think DAZZLER much more than ELEKTRA since the latter one is at least known to a wider audience thanks to the brilliant Daredevil show from Netflix.

The only reason why I went with a tribute to Mike Deodato's ELEKTRA is that I thought " Well, Elektra has black hair and Lindi Nunziato has black hair so maybe I could include some picture of Lindi in the post and this could be a lead in to her own cult siren spin - off post. " With DAZZLER I would have used some pictures of Paige British but I wasn't finished with compiling her pictures ( I still am not finished and at that time I wasn't even sure about her name ) so it was the draw of the luck that Lindi Nunziato got her chance first. What would have been the same in both cases is that I would have gotten to use some artwork by Bill Sienkiewicz since he strangely enough worked on both series, DAZZLER and ELEKTRA.

And this is the short version about who the raven haired Busenwunder is who I used as a stand in for Elektra in this post, how I found the pictures of her and how ultimately this entire post came about. I am sure not all of my readers are interested in these " behind the scenes " peeks about how these posts gestate but they can at least look at the pretty pictures.

In any case I hope to do a more detailed version of this in Lindi's spin - off post but I don't know when I can get to it since it will be difficult enough to get all the pictures down to the usual 23 pictures per post.

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We continue with a tv show that explores similar themes like DAREDVIL as Dark Justice also explores the grey areas of the american legal system as a judge seeks justice outside the law after his family was killed by criminals he had to let go. And I'm sorry for the bad quality but this is a show of which - until recently - there were no full episodes on YouTube and as longtime followers of the blog know this is an episode I have been looking for literally decades. It's almost a miracle that I found it at all.

edit : the episode of Dark Justice I originally included has been deleted - as it couldn't be any other way - so instead here is the fourth episode of season one called To Die For featuring bi - sexual 36B - 25 - 38 science fucktion cult siren Claudia Christian who is best known as Commander Susan Ivanova on Babylon 5 and her raunchy striptease in The Hidden and it's a real bummer that the episode I posted first was deleted

Because that is the episode that introduces one of my all time tv crushes - blonde Busenwunder Janet Gunn - who before becoming an actress was a flight attendant and also Dallas Cowboy cheerleader which both are universal sex phantasies. Now one of the reasons why I didn't find this episode sooner ( although I think the video above was uploaded just three months ago ) is that I always thought Janet Gunn's first episode on Dark Justice was the second episode of season two called Lush Life when in reality it was episode one from season two called Bump In The Night.

The reason why Janet is on my list of all time tv crushes is that she not only appeared in her first episode in a stunning dress with a plunging cleavage that perfectly displays her protruding puppies, she also tried to hit on a guy in a bar using every inch of her sexy body to drag him to the nearest hotel to bang his brains out. Not because she´s a hooker ( which Janet could easily pull off with her pornstar body ) but because she´s one of these women paid to test if a guy is faithful. Which in my opinion is one of the biggest scams in history and I openly call foul on this fake.

Now I know that women can be suspicious and want to know if their guy is faithful. The thing I am questioning is how realistic these scenarios really are. Take me for instance, how big are the chances that a blonde Busenwunder like Janet would talk to me less look at me ? To women in general I am invisible and if they notice me at all it´s with this certain disgust in their eyes. So if a sexbomb like Janet would suddenly engage in a conversation with me and manage to convince me to go to a no - tell motel room with her to partake in her special midnight olympics ( which would take her all of five seconds ) how is this an accurate unfolding of an encounter in real life ? No, for me this is a cheap schtick especially since the women who are hired for this use every dirty trick in the book.

I know that there are guys who stay faithful to their women no matter what but in my opinion a woman who is trained in the right techniques of seduction can get any guy to go to a motel with her and tame him.

Anyway, that was one totally unrelated rant so let´s get back to our particular dicktamer in question Janet Gunn on Dark Justice. I did find another channel that also has a lot of episodes of Dark Justice ( which may or may not be of better quality ) but they are mostly from season one. There are a few episodes from season two but of course not the one I want and the few that are available have no sound. So in case you want to see the breast Janet Gunn action check out her incredibly steamy sex scene in Night Of The Running Man . Damn, you can see she has been properly sex tamed and I envy the lucky guy who got to break her in. He probably took his time wearing his dick out on Janet during the process.

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Since Turtles II : The Secret Of The Ooze has been deleted - which may have been for the best since it's not on the same level as the first one - we have Ring Of Fire with Don " The Dragon " Wilson and 34C - 22 - 30 blow up sex doll Maria Ford best known for classic skin flicks like Angel Of Destruction , I Like To Play Games Too , Stripteaser with 34D - 24 - 33 sex goddess Nikki Fritz , The Wasp Woman , The Key To Sex , Saturday Night Special , The Glass Cage and Night Calls : The Movie, Part Two.

My favourite Don " The Dragon " Wilson movie is of course Prophet a.k.a. The Capitol Conspiracy with blonde blow up sex doll Wendy Schumacher.

Getting more info on her was very difficult because instead of using her real name she goes by Alexander Keith in the credits which does not sound very feminine. In the movie Don " The Dragon " Wilson plays an FBI agent who was part of a special experiment to give operatives mental powers and the bureau is secretly using him to track down the other members of the group and kill them. Wendy plays his handler and boy DOES she know how to handle him. Not only does she f - word him over figuratively she literally tries to slam - f - word his brains out six ways to Sunday wearing his dick out. Daim, she can handle my pole anytime.