Due to some changes in my personal life I didn't have a lot of free time lately so there have been no new posts on the blog since the 5th of July but that doesn't mean that I have not been working on the blog. But because I had little time I could not start any new posts. Now however I have been working on an old post which led me to go over Joe Kelly's brilliant run on JLA one more time so I want to start this month with a new post about one of my favourite periods in Justice League history.
As I have mentioned in previous posts I am always working on the blog even if it does not show on my newest post because I have so many unfinished posts and I am always adding new videos or replacing them.
Now a lot of you may ask yourself why I have so many unfinished posts and if it wouldn't be easier to finish the old posts before starting new ones. It definitely would be easier but the thing is that I always have more videos than I can fit into my posts so it always comes in handy to have a few posts where I can add new videos at the spur of a moment.
Because a lot of the videos I post get deleted and then I have to replace them. Which is why I always have a few versions of the same movies saved. And yes, there are some movies that I find on YouTube where I already know that it is risky to post them because they are probably going to be deleted very quickly. But those are always the best movies and I prefer to provide those for my readers - even if it is only for a short time - and then replacing them with something else. Which may not be as good as my first choice but maybe still entertaining. And you never know, it is often a big surprise which movies get deleted and which ones don't. Also with all the videos I post the percentage of videos that get deleted is not as high as you may think. But back to the genesis of this.
The last two weeks I have been working on my post with the complete original art for issue 433 of BATMAN - which is the first part of the three part story The Many Deaths Of Batman written by John Byrne and with pencils by Jim Aparo and inks by Mike DeCarlo - particularly on the part of the bonus section that features real life Power Girl Cindy Breuer from home shopping channel Pearl TV ( I don't know if she still hosts shows since there have been no new videos with her ) and as always when I write about blondes with giant - sized boobs things got a bit out of hand.
As longtime blog visitors know I tend to recycle a lot of what I have already written before but at the same time I also always try to add some new stuff so it's not all just copy / paste. In the case of Cindy Breuer with her titanic teutonic twin torpedoes, full lips that were just made to give men endless hours or pleasure and legs for miles almost up to her chin as well as an ass that doesn't quit she is naturally destined to portray Power Girl in an adult movie even if she has managed through a cruel twist of fate to become one of the biggest pornstar of our times.
In any case I was adding the obligatory Power Girl stuff with the usual trappings but to have something new for my more seasoned readers who have read that part well over a dozen times I added something different.
Which was a possible story for the movie which would allow me to add a lot of neglected DC Comics Busenwunder and I went on a little bit of a tangent there with some of the candidates because on one side there are some I don't get to mention very often and on the other hand I tend to go on a bit of a rant once I get started on one of my favourite subjects.
And as anybody who has visited this blog over a prolonged period of time can clearly attest one of my favourite subjects are underrated, ignored or outright forgotten comicbook runs so when the possibility arose to mention Joe Kelly's run on JLA ( at first I had just used the Power Girl casting call to add more hot babes but by this point I was including favourite stories, comic trivia and links to older posts ) I ran with it.
For me that is one of the best runs on the Justice League of America and back in the day - 19 years ago in 2007 to be exact - I wrote three posts about this in my BEST LEAGUE EVER series : one about THE OBSIDIAN AGE which in my opinion is their big opus, one about TRIAL BY FIRE which is a smaller and more personal story and not as big in scope but mindblowing nevertheless and last but least one about JLA issue 100 and the resulting fallout which was the twelve issue maxi series JUSTICE LEAGUE ELITE.
Man, that's one thing that sucks about loosing almost your entire comic collection ( although I didn't exactly loose it but I had to sell most of it at dumping prices as all the comicbook shops were closed because of the corona pandemic so I was practically giving them away for free ), that you don't get to read these wonderful stories again. And I do not know how many times I have read the two OBSIDIAN AGE trades. Because that is the thing with great stories : you can read them again and again and it never gets old. Anyway, DC Comics never did a collection that includes the complete story and as far as I know there are no plans to release the run in omnibus form. I know that the complete run has been reprinted in trade paperback form but as far as I know those trades are currently out of print so you would have to resort to getting the floppies to read them.
Anyway, as usual I thought I had a lot of still unposted material from this run but as always it turned out that my memory had been playing tricks on me so I went to the internet to finish that part ( which was relatively short compared to the amount of time it took me to write it, add the links and pictures but that always happens ) but in the end I had a lot of material on my hands and since I had always wanted to write more about this run I decided to start this month in style with one of my favourite stories by Joe Kelly and Doug Mahnke : TRIAL BY FIRE. Which will be two parts because I couldn't cram all that JLA greatness into a single post.
One of the reasons why I like this story so much is that it features J'onn J'onzz a.k.a. the Martian Manhunter who is one of the most overlooked members of the Justice League of America. He has been in almost every incarnation of the league - even the maligned Justice League Detroit - and since most writers don't know what to do with him he is always in the background and taken for granted. A lot of writers treat him like a second rate Superman when he is clearly way above Superman's power level. He has all of Superman's powers plus shape changing abilities.
Oh, and he can become intangible and walk through walls. And become invisible. Did I mention that he is also a telepath and can read minds ?
Another reason why J'onn J'onzz is so seldomly used is his only weakness - fire - seems stupid to some writers. It seems ridiculous that an alien from another planet that has so many super powers is vulnerable to something as simple and easily achieved like fire. But the writers came up with that at a time when Green Lantern's ring was powerless against something as simple as wood. Later on they changed it to anything with the colour yellow for the new Green Lantern. Which for me worked since it gave the Green Lanterns limits and forced them to become inventive.
Coming back to TRIAL BY FIRE what Joe Kelly does in the story is ponder the question why the martians are vulnerable to fire and coming up with a reason that totally makes sense. I won't spoil what it is but that is the sign of pure genius : coming up with answers for questions the readers didn't even know they had and making it look so simple that everybody can't help but wonder why nobody else thought about it decades ago.
Another reason is that because the Martian Manhunter is such a peaceful character the reader forgets what he is really capable of and this story depicts that in terrifying fashion by having J'onn J'onzz tear through the Justice League without even working up a sweat. Going up against a mind reader who knows all of their flaws and vulnerabilities they really are doomed from the start like when they plan to unleash the white martians they have imprisoned to help them against their evil former teammate only to discover that he is already one step ahead of them and has taken this possibility off the table in the most gruesome way.
He even manages to tie up Wonder Woman with her own magic lasso of truth that is just wrong on so many levels and maybe it's just me but I can't help but remember all those old Wonder Woman covers where she ends up tied up or even in chains. And Doug Mahnke draws an incredibly hot Wonder Woman - which may even get a post of its own later on.
And we are almost of the end of this part but before wrapping this part of the post up I have to mention another of my favourite moments of the story. Earlier I mentioned the Green Lanterns and this involves a Green Lantern but not the one you might think about. As longtime blog readers know I was never a big fan of Kyle Rayner even if Joe Kelly managed to make me like him more with AGE OF OBSIDIAN which is no small feat.
But after those events Kyle Rayner takes a much deserved break and is then substituted by John Stewart who most comic fans nowadays know from his appearance in the Justice League cartoons. And let me tell you, he is a great replacement because where Kyle is overconfident John is experienced - at this point he is probably the most seasoned Green Lanter on earth right after Hal Jordan - and where our Kyle is always searching the spotlight John is more wowing everybody with his quiet and reserved deeds not words attitude. So when he is the only leaguer standing who effortless whips the floor with J'onn J'onzz and saves the entire Justice League's ass I was jumping up and down the floor ( which is a clear sign that I was in much better shape when I first read this ).
And this is really where we wrap things up for Today as we leave the big finale of the story - that includes Plastic Man duking it out with the Martian Manhunter for the heavyweight title of the world in a no holds barred match - for part two which will be up as soon as I get to finish the main part of this post. So you get two superb posts for the price of one.
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BORN FOR PORN : DOLLY'S BREAST HOLD A GUINESS WORLD RECORD
We come to a rare internet find and some videos I have collected for some time with the more than aptly named double D blow up sex Dolly Parton a.k.a. the natural viagra substitute. And while I have mentioned the world famous megabusty sexvixen with the titanic twin torpedoes often on the blog she only got her own cult siren spin - off post which also featured bigbreasted real life Power Girl Anna Nicole Smith in 2019.
She was famous as the original singer of I Will Always Love You which Whitney Houston covered in The Bodyguard and became a favourite on casting shows since then and holds the Guinness Book world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie ( which have been reported to be anything from 38CC up to 48E !!! ) in Nine To Five.
With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies ( where her porn name would have been Sex Dolly or Dolly Part´ Em ) and it's all the more astounding that Dolly managed to have a clean and wholesome image.
If there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly and it´s a shame she never got to play Power Girl.
BORN FOR PORN 2 : THE BUSENWUNDER TEAM - UP WE NEVER GOT !
Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one also no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my boob blog.
She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicksSkyscraperand To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven.
It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter who gets into trouble for slam fucking her clients into a coma.
The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then an old customers finds them out and blackmails the girls into becoming the new town whores.
And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with more hardcore sex - and escape.
BORN FOR PORN 3 : UNTIL DEATH ( SEX ) DO YOU PART ( YOUR LEGS )
With her 41E - 26 - 38 measurements Busenwunder Anna Nicole Smith was born for porn and she would have been one heck of a Power Girl !
And I'm not going to lie I really can't feel sorry for 89 year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall because this guy achieved his life goals. I mean to become a billionaire you have to treat people bad and after doing that he gets to marry a frikkin Playmate Of The Year who is not only built like RussMeyer's version of Jayne Mansfield but on top of it she tries to kill him by having sex with him every night, all night long many positions in.
Which he must have known from the get - go. I mean, you don't get to that kind of position if you can't predict what is going to happen in the long run. And it was a long run because as good as Anna Nicole Smith was at dicktaming guys it took her thirteen months to weaken his condition with her daily ejaculation sensation midnight marathons until he had completely worn his dick out and his body could not take it anymore but I am sure those were the thirteen happiest months of his life since this is the way most of us want to go. Slam - banged to death by a Playmate Of The Year with giant melons who is a complete nymphomanic sex freak.
BORN FOR PORN 4 : DICKTAMING THE ITALIAN BREEDING STALLION !
Coming back to super inflated Dolly Parton, people always wonder what convinced Sylvester Stallone to take on the role in Rhinestone and while he has said in interviews that it was because his agent told him if he´s not going to do it Arnold Schwarzenegger would do it I bet there were two big reasons for making the movie provided by co star Dolly Parton.
Dolly was at a low point of her life and established a good rapport with Sylvester Stallone during gruelling rehearsing sessions in her trailer that went on all night. Since this was one year before ultimate 46E - 27 - 37 Busenwunder Brigitte Nielsen dicktamed Sylvester Stallone into marrying her Sly was at the very height of his sexual performance level and Dolly Parton's huge melons managed to get him hard instantly after he came like a fire hose and completely wore out the italian breeding stallion.
It's always difficult to find music videos with Dolly Parton in good quality where she is also wearing an outfit that showcases her breast features so I was especially excited when I found this tv special with Burt Reynolds.
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dunja rajter also appeared in winnetou
As it probably is no big surprise to longtime followers of the blog who know my obsession with forgotten or big breasted cult sirens I have to mention the episode Eine Prinzessin Nach Hoftenstein since it not only features incredible Ingrid Steeger in a twin role as former club stripper turned air hostess Kiki and her doppelgaenger the Princess of Hoftenstein ( with some nude parts since they have to swap clothes a few times) but also bonerinducing raven haired Dunja Rajter who appears in Winnetou.
And who really puts her breast foot forward in a dress that has so much back cleavage and frontal plunging cleavage that it leaves nothing to be desired and very little to the imagination. The only thing that could be improved is that there are a few scenes where her massive juicy melons almost pop out. And while I can understand that they eliminated all possibilities of a wardrobe malfunction it´s a pity that you only get to see Dunja at her breastest in the reflection of the mirror which is small.
Aside from that little nitpicking she gives a great performance and while she is the villain in the story - or one of the villains - I would have liked to see more of her. She definitely would have no problem finding guys willing to kill for her although in the real world they probably would not do it for money and prefer to be paid in naturals. Then the only question that would remain is if getting rid of her sibling to ascend the throne of Hoftenstein would be worth it because it goes without saying that such a natural blow up sex doll spreads her legs better than a fillipino hooker.
And I think this is the point where those of my readers who have a better memory than me know where this is going. As I have mentioned a few times I use a lot of ye olde copy / paste schtick to write these posts, on one side for the sake of expedience ( otherwise I would never finish it ) but I also like to go back when I know I have already written something about a certain topic to see if there is anything new I can add to that.
Now as bad as my memory can be sometimes I was pretty certain that I had written about that particular episode before and since the wikipedia entry on the episodes is not very detailed I decided to go back and see if I could include something. At the very least I could re - post the GIFs I made of Dunja Rajter's breast scene from the episode if nothing else.
Well, as it turns out, one time I have mentioned the episode was in my GOODBYE GERMANY - THE 1970s : DIE RAECHER post where I included a part about how the look of Dunja Rajter in the episode reminds me of that " special " aunt : the MILF with the giant boobs, the pornstar body and legs up to her chin who is a real relative or one of Mom´s friends.
Who buys t - shirts at the kid´s department, wears plunging cleavages, shoves her huge hooters in your face all the time she always gives you the bedroom eyes and " accidentally " walks into the shower when you are showering and insists on soaping up your entire body - with her tits.
This nymphomanic dicktamer also pulls all kinds of strings to end up sleeping in the same bedroom - and soon the same bed - as you and always sleeps in the nude so you know she will be using you as her sex toy in the all night special midnight decathlon sex olympic marathon.
The sex hungry cougar who insists on taking you for a spin with her car.
Which leads to her getting lost which either ends with her taking you for a spin on the backseat of her new car - putting your boner to the test - or both of you having to spend the night at a no - tell hotel ( where everybody is on a first name basis with your aunt ) where she insists on teaching you her special breaststroke technique in the hotel´s outdoor jacuzzi. After a few hours of intensive mouth - to - dick resuscitation.
There was a long part of this particular sexual phantasie - although I am sure some people out there experienced something similar themselves - that is brought to life in so many My Mom's Big Breasted Friend porn videos and because there are not that many good pictures of Dunja Rajter available ( and because I was talking about a sexual obsession and not only about Dunja Rajter in particular ) I included some pictures of hungarian 42G ( !!! ) - 27 - 42 porn star Aletta Ocean which I had found just some days earlier as a stand in for that nymphomanic, dicktaming men milking MILF aunt most of us can only wish to have had in our life.
Which in turn had its own spin - off post about casting Aletta Ocean as the sex alien Aileen from my currently discontinued adult comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN. Anyway, I included the short version of it but as regular readers of the blog know I do not have access to my old picture archive and all the pictures of Aletta Ocean that I had on my laptop were the ones I had already used so I went to the internet to find something new. And then happened what always happens in these cases.
While looking for pictures of Aletta Ocean I stumbled upon some pictures of what must be the living blow up sex doll with the biggest implants I have ever seen. I think her name is Paige British - or her name is just Paige and she is british - and all I could find out about her measurements is that she got some breast augmentations until she got a 34G chest ( so if anybody out there has more information please let me know in the comments below ) and that she wanted to look like toon Jessica Rabbit.
Now at this point I was already thinking about doing a new version of my post with Aletta Ocean as my nymphomanic sex aunt with the breast new pictures I found but since I don't like to repeat myself I was entertaining the idea of doing a similar Paige British post ( I wouldn't mind having her as my nymphomanic sex aunt or my horny stepmother ) since I already came across pictures of her and I ended up using them in the Gil Elvgren post since I just had to put up more content with her gigantic gazongas.
One of the most famous Busenwunders from my misspent youth is the all natural 38D ( !!! ) - 24 - 33 blonde Ulknudel Ingrid Steeger who got naked in a plethora of soft sex movies in the 70s but who also starred in two german cult series Klimbim and Zwei Himmlische Toechter which is what german guys gave as a reference when they didn't want to admit having seen her nubile porn star body in those famous 1970 soft sex skin flicks.
I remember the show was must see tv ( not only because Ingrid wore really skimpy outfits and sometimes even went topless ) and it´s really indicative of the kind of tv program we have Today that a show from the 70s has more political commentary and social critique than most german tv productions from Today. Now the problem with Klimbim is that the episodes you find are of very bad quality or are split up in three parts.
Or if you find an episode in high quality it does have the wrong picture frame with 16:9 instead of 4:3 which was the standard frame back then.
So imagine my joy when I found a YouTube channel that not only has episodes one , two , three , four and eleven in normal quality - which for Klimbim is rare enough - but also episodes five , seven , eight , nine and ten in high quality. As it could not be any other way the embedding has been disabled but at least you can watch them now for free on YouTube.
Especially my german visitors might want to check the channel out because there are a lot of episodes of Grisu, Catweazle and Die Zwei.
If this may seem familiar that is because I already included this part in my Frank Thorne RED SONJA tribute post and the reason I decided to repeat this is that I found a channel with a lot of Klimbim episodes.
Granted, a few of the episodes are missing and they don't have any in high quality but they are all in normal quality - plus you can actually embed these - and besides high profile guest stars like Jerry Lewis or Wencke Myhre they even have some where Ingrid Steeger is topless.
Ingrid was never quite happy with her image as a sexbomb / jokester girl but I have to say that being sexy AND funny is no small feat to pull off if you consider how many of Todays younger actresses try at this and fail.
Anyway, Ingrid most stuck to what she did best and she did not only bring a godgiven natural sensuality but also a kind of naivite to her roles. I am not the only person who thought that Busenwunder Ingrid Steeger was predestined for the role of sexy air hostess with her body that will not quit because she did indeed play that part - alongsidegermanmegaMILFIrisBerben who played the straight girl to Ingrid´s crazy girl - in Zwei Himmlische Töchter ( Two Heavenly Daughters ) and it´s one of her most famous roles. If you don´t know Iris Berben, she is one of those actresses who doesn't seem to age as she looked like 20 when she was already 50.
Zwei Himmlische Töchter is a funny series that has some famous german actors on it like political comedian Dieter Hildebrandt and if you watch it Today it´s hard to understand why it was only on tv after midnight.
Initially I wanted to post the fifth episode of Susi with the famous nude scene of Ingrid Steeger but that scene is also the reason why the episode was slapped with an age restriction so I can only include the link here .
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To tell the truth I was a bit hesitant to write about cuban mexican mega MILF, telenovela icon and playmate Aylin Mujica because the last time I dedicated a new post to her things did not work out quite as planned.
In fact I did two new posts about her. The thing is that in May of 2023 I found a channel of YouTube which had all of the episodes of MARINA where Aylin Mujica's character racks up quite the body count - both in the morgue as well as in the bedroom - since she is the main villain of the show. Daimn, like all latin women Aylin is especially well endowed in the butt area - and then some - and thanks to her bonerinducing 36C - 23 - 35 measurements and an ass that won't quit she was destined for fame.
She is a lady on the street and an ultimate sex freak in the bed and you can bet your PLAYBOY collection that even if you suspected her to be a killer you would still follow her to the bedroom because you just can not pass on an opportunity to have this mexican massita milk your dick dry.
Anyway, I had managed to bring the 169 episodes to a more manageable number but I still could not include 67 YouTube videos in one post so I made a spin - off post at the start of February 2024. And just when I had finished the main part the YouTube channel was taken down and all of the episodes disappeared. So I had two options : number one was to scratch those two posts and throw weeks of work down the drain. The second option was to rewrite the posts and see what I could salvage.
Speaking of which, now that I am going over my old posts where I have mentioned the magazine or used some pictures I realized that so far most of the art I have used is from the covers. Man, one of these days I really ought to do some posts with more interior artwork since not only is some of it pretty impressive but as most of the stories are done in one one page jokes they are perfect for my readers. At least those who can understand spanish. The rest of them still can enjoy the pretty pictures.
Also I would have to do a solo post for the Entre Amigas strip since not only are a lot of the stories single page pin ups but one of the two hot amigas in question gives me some serious Power Girl candidate vibes.
By the way, does anybody know if those are the same two girls as in the feature Chicas Punk by the same artist since in both cases one girl is called Mana ? Or is it just slang for girl since they have different names in other strips and they are meant to represent just some random girls ?
In any case, I hope that at least my regular visitors watched the series ( and don't tell me that ten months are not enough to watch 169 episodes ) when it was possible because as I keep mentioning you have to watch these things while you can as you never know when they will be deleted.
Thankfully I managed to download a bunch of the episodes - not all of them but all episodes that contained Aylin's breast parts - so I could at least make a few new GIFS. A lot of people ask me why I spent - and still am spending - so much time on making GIFs and the answer is that while videos can be deleted the GIFs won't. And while a GIF can't substitute a full video it can give you at least an idea of how hot these sexbombs are.
And it is also work that may not seem to be worth it in the moment but it definitely pays off in the long run since I am still using GIFs in my posts every other day that I made literally decades ago when I first found out how to make them and spend whole weeks doing the biggest, longest and best GIFs I could. Granted, I lost a lot of them when my previous laptop crashed but there are still those indispensable GIFs I posted.
As readers from the early years may remember I used to feature Aylin quite a lot - especially in myannualbirthdayposts for baywatchable38C - 24 - 32bikinihardbodyErikaEleniak ( who is best remembered for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE) - but since I had no new material to add she hasn't been on the blog very often in the last years.
Of course Aylin got her own cult siren entry in 2015 so all my followers who want to know more about her because they never heard of her or have completely forgotten how I came upon her can check out the post.
For all other I am including the short version which is that once upon a time in a spanish town far far away ( at least for all who read this from outside of Spain since I am exiled at almost the exact location ) young Subzero was stuck miles from anything that could be called civilization.
As I used to do I bought some movies - back then probably as vhs tapes ( ask your grandfather what those are ) -CDs and most importantly comic books ( since they are analogue ) to have some entertainment until my next trip to a major city. And when I had read all the comics there wasn't much to do but watch television until I managed to get the vcr installed.
My only source for hot chicks was the television which is not as bad as it sounds - it could have been german tv. Now on spanish tv I like to watch telenovelas. But not the remakes. I like to watch the originals which are mostly done in Argentina and which sound very strange to spanish ears.
They have a tendency to accentuate the " r " very much which was so hilarious on one telenovela I watched many years ago where the main female character was named Rebecca which of course was material for lots of funny sentences like : ;" Rrrrebeccca, me hassss rrrrrobado el essssposssso. " Anyway, another reason why I like to watch argentinian telenovelas is that they always have at least two ultrahot babes who have a wild catfight in at least every third episode - that's obligatory.
Maybe that's what's wrong with german tv series : there are just not enough catfights. The telenovelas are written very simple which means they use all the television tropes like the evil twin seperated at birth, the child from a rich family that gets adopted and later has hardcore sex with her own father without knowing it and the priest who must keep the identity of the serial killer secret because .... you know the drill.
Everything is black and white and the bad girls are really bad. One of the telenovelas I watched as a teen was MARINA and Aylin was the bad girl.
And let me tell you when she's bad she's really good. She apparently loves to play the bad girl and she shamelessly uses all her womanly charms ( and her sensational pornstar body ) to get what she wants.
When she's on screen reprimanding her maid and servants or menacing people to kill them you can't help but get a hard on. Her sexy eyes are sparkling, she's breathing heavily, her breasts are heaving a lot in her mega cleavage that only covers what is necessary and her firm boobs are almost popping out just millimeters away from a wardrobe malfunction or a nippleslip but Aylin Mújica´s best feature is her incredible derriere.
Yes, this hot massita has an ass that's just inhuman : 36C - 23 - 35 ( !!! ) .
I remember that one time my Mom insisted on watching one episode of MARINA with me ( and let me tell you nothing is more of a downer than watching hot chicks with your mother ) where she tried to dissuade me from watching the tv show by pointing out how big and round her ass is.
Oy ! Let me tell you something women of the world : trying to convince a guy that some woman is not sexy by pointing out how big and round and juicy and whatnot her ass or breasts are ? That is not going to work.
In fact, that`s what turns us on, okay ? You might as well try to keep your son from screwing the girl next door by telling him she looks like a porn star with her 40GG boobs, what a total nymphomanic slut she is and that she gives the best blowjobs in the country. That´s free advertising.
I didn't catch all the episodes since these telenovelas go on forever but I caught a few good ones with Aylin in hot lingerie and showing her booty.
Of course the show also had what I call " the Chloe effect " which means that Aylin Mújica was always trying to get the main male character of the telenovela to marry her - so she could fuck his brains out during a penetration sensation marathon where she completely wore his dick out on her wedding night milking him dry until the last drop - who instead was pining all the time for his less attractive lost love Marina ( who got out of jail where she was unjustly imprisoned for a murder she didn't commit but she confessed because she thought her son had done it and the priest knew the identity of the killer but ....... it's complicated ).
Like Clark on SMALLVILLE who only has eyes for Lana and doesn't realize that he has the ultimate nymphomanic men milking machine ( which in blonde 38B - 24 - 34 Busenwunder Allison Mack's case was quite literal since she became one of the main recruiters for an illegal sex cult ) Chloe right next to him who is just dying to slam - fuck his brains out eight ways to Sunday and who would drain his kryptonian superdick so hard in a week long squirt marathon that she would spoil him for all women the guy from MARINA is always trying to get back to this boring, unattractive and really annoying chick when he has a prime piece of grade - a latin ass in his bedroom just waiting to screw his brains out.
If I was him I would just lay back and let Aylin do whatever she wants to my dick. I mean she would probably kill me within a few weeks with her sexual drive and rule the world in no time but hey - what a way to go.
Normally I put the wikipedia or chikipedia links on my posts but since there is almost no information on Aylin Mújica there here's the entry :
AylÃn Mújica is a cuban born actress, model, and ballet dancer ( which explains why she is so flexible assuming the positions and can spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute ) who lives in Miami, Florida. She has been married three times and has three children. Her first marriage was to Cuban musician Osamu, with whom she has a son, Mauro, born in 1993. Her second marriage was to mexican tv producer Alejandro Gavira, with whom she has a son, Alejandro, born 2000. On September 24, 2010, Mújica married actor Gabriel Valenzuela with whom she has a daughter, Violeta, born on April 6, 2010. During the summer of 2012 Aylin Mujica and Gabriel Valenzuela announced their divorce. So the MILF is single.
Aylin began dancing at the age of 8 years. She studied folk dance, ballet, choreography and music at the National Ballet School. At the age of 15 she entered the Higher Institute of Arts where she studied drama and at 18 years, she studied at the International Film School in Havana, Cuba.
In 1992 she travelled to Mexico to kick - start her acting career there.
She began working as a model in television commercials and video clips of singers like Marcelo Cezán, Willy Chirino, Albita Rodriguez and others.
The actress has posed nude in the spanish magazine Interviú ! and also appeared in a photoshoot in H PARA HOMBRES . In January of 2010 she appeared nude in EXTREMO magazine and in March of 2013 she did a nude photoshoot for the mexican edition of PLAYBOY magazine, proving that she had still an incredibly spectacular body at thirtyeight years old.
Mújica also appeared in several Mexican TV shows, including TV Azteca's morning weekend TV Show TEMPRANITO and the telenovela AMOR EN CUSTODIA. In 2006, the actress began working for Telemundo. She was offered an antagonist role on PECADOS AJENOS but she declined before accepting and was replaced by Catherine Siachoque. She worked in the soap opera AURORA in 2010. Her most recent appearance that I know of was in the hit telenovela CORAZON as the main antagonist. But the best title of all telenovelas Aylin has been on is SIN SENOS NO HAY PARADISO which translated to english means Without breasts there is no paradise.
During 2014 Aylin Mújica appeared on SECRETANDO 2, a web-telenovela playing Daniela. So good luck Aylin Mujica, thanks for the mammaries.
And that is where we wrap things up for Aylin Mujica butt not before adding my personal selection of her basst episodes. Originally I wanted to do a top ten butt it was hard enough ( and getting harder by the second ) to bring it down to just 15. This means there are no lingerie episodes here and also no full episodes of MARINA but that doesn't mean that I can't add a few new Aylin Mujica videos towards the end of this.
Now one of the reasons why we don't get any episodes with Aylin Mujica in lingerie is that we start off with the top ten of Aylin's bikini episodes.
Usually I rank them according to the boner quotient on the erectometer butt seeing ass some appearances of Aylin Mujica in a bikini are rather short it would've been too difficult so I put them in chronological order.
Now I couldn't finish this selection without mentioning the best of the bASSt MARINA episodes and we start off with Aylin Mujica pushing her boobs together while showing some big pokies in this thin beige dress.
Episode 127 is much further down the line so I don't know if this is the same beige dress or just a similar one in which Aylin appears from the 22:52 minute mark on forward. Butt at 27 minutes in we have the basst scene of the episode with wild kissing going on in which Veronica climbs Ricardo like a tree and he goes all in and grabs her ass with both hands.
Now having a natural born men milking machine like Aylin not only rub her pornstar body - that is covered by only a thin dress - all over you butt also press it tightly against you while you are grabbing her buttocks is more than enough to give even the most chaste gay monk an erection so it is understandable that Manolo had a raging woody throughout this.
The fact that Aylin insisted on repeating the scene - which was in part because she is a perfectionist but also to get back at Manolo for using her like a blow up sex doll after the famous jacuzzi scene - didn't help.
So what had to happen happened because after a dozen takes Manolo just couldn't take it anymore and since Aylin was shielding most of his torso with her body and constantly whispering in his ear to " slam fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday if he is a real man " he whipped out his erect manhood, impaling Aylin - who was spreading her long legs like a phillipino prostitute in heat - in one swift movement and after carrying her to the sofa he started pounding her hard like she owed him money.
Everything happened so fast that the crew didn't realize what was going on right in front of them. After Manolo had squirted at least half a dozen huge loads into her Aylin told him to come by her hotel suite where she handcuffed him to the bed and subjected him to a battery of perverted positions that would make the most seasoned porn stars blush merciless milking his giant pulsating horsecock with every orifice of her body all night long during a penetration sensation marathon since she couldn't fully let her inner nympho sex freak loose while they were shooting.
Lasst butt not leasst we have one of the earliest episodes with episode 9 in which Aylin establishes Veronica ass one of the assential characters in the telenovela MARINA by showing a spectacular butt cleavage in one of those " blink and you'll miss it " scenes where she is expertly mounting a horse at 9:50 minutes not only displaying her erection guaranteeing butt crack and you can see that she is not wearing any panties underneath.
Now I don't know who made the decision to have Aylin go commando and if it was because as the stylish woman Veronica is portrayed throughout the show it would not fit her character to have her g - string peeking out of her pants or if it was to show her as a strong and independent woman or if Aylin Mujica doesn't like to wear underwear in general butt I stan.
aylin mujica with an incredible cleavage
aylin mujica on noches con platanito with jessica mas I could not find the complete show in previous interviews aylin mujica denied to have had plastic surgery but in the first video she not only admits that she had her boobs done but also mentions that you have to get them fixed every ten years
aylin mujica in a sketch playing a porn star a role she was obviously born for
a scene from the telenovela corazon valiente that has an age restriction for some reason
