Yaya Han hijacks Kiana Tom´s birthday post

As you can see from the title things didn´t work out as planned. This was just supposed to be a quick re - post of last year´s Kiana Tom birthday post to relieve some stress. But as always ultimate cosplay sexbomb Yaya Han quickly took over a big part of the post with her asian persuasion.

So I decided to cut the post - which had once again gotten too long - into smaller chunks that are easier to digest. With these re - posts I always try to include some new material - text passages, pictures, animated GIFs, videos - so that even those faithful followers of the blog who have read the last version get something new out of it. And anybody who knows about my obsession with Yaya Han is probably not surprised about this.

Anyway, we have the intro about flexual dynamo Kiana Tom but things quickly derail and it´s all about asian sexbombs but especially blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her giant - sized 40D oppai. But don´t worry, there will be more than enough Kiana Tom content in the following installments.

Today one of tv´s hottest fitness babes celebrates her 56th birthday : Kiana Tom, mostly known for making grown men drool on FLEX APPEAL.

Of course like most shows with hot sexbombs FLEX APPEAL didn´t air in Germany. As I understand it - at least from the commentaries on the internet and later from the clips I could watch through the internet - the biggest pull of the show was Kiana Tom herself and her firm puppies ( 36Ds !!! ) stretching the thin fabric of her tiny tops in a most fetching way.

According to wikipedia she was an original member of the ESPN fitness show " BodyShaping " until 1995 when she left to host " Kiana's Flex Appeal ". Being that her stunning 36D - 23 - 35 measurements were the only reason anybody watched " BodyShaping " in the first place, her show eventually became the more popular one. She has written a number of books on the subject of physical fitness and she even posed for Playboy magazine. In addition to hosting, she has made a few appearances on screen as an actress, most notably in Universal Soldier: The Return.

She also was on other shows like BLADE WARRIORS but I mostly missed the show because of work. But I caught a few episodes and I can say she really looks good in those. In fact, since I didn´t know she was born in Hawaii I cast her as Psylocke in multiple comic book casting posts on my old blog.

Which in hindsight isn´t that much of a problem because Kiana - whose name means " moon goddess " - owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish. The hasian blow up sex doll surely knew how to make men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36Ds.

This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 , in 2017 and in 2020 . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .

So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .

I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants. 

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.

Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of body fluids, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily sponge baths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.

Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.

That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.

She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.

For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones in 2020 ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with Sexbombe Yaya I wanted into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breastests new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.

And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.

You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

This where we leave things off for this part but because there was a lot more stuff about cosplay wet dream Yaya Han I had to get off my chest ( no pun intended ) I decided to make a second Yaya Han spin - off post and this one is about the explicit erotic movie I would like to shoot with her.

I know it´s mostly a pipe dream - even if she has had some acting roles and appeared in an issue of PLAYBOY ( although that was sadly when they didn´t include naked pictures because Yaya would have crushed it ) - but with her oversized oppai penetration sensation Yaya was made for this.

Anyway, since there are some readers who are not especially fond of this kind of content the spin - off posts provide the chance to skip them and continue with more comicbook related material. And for those who are entranced by so much asian persuasion sensations there is the next Yaya Han spin - off ( and also one or two brand new Yaya Han posts in the not too distant future ) and we will come back to Kiana Tom in our part 3 .

With all the Yaya Han posts I have made over the years there are naturally some videos where I am not sure if I have already posted them or not. I seem to recall that I have posted all the videos with Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume but my memory is not as reliable as I´d like to think. Plus I don´t have the time to go over all the posts where I have included her.

So on the off chance that I haven´t posted this one or that I did and it has been deleted and this is a re - uploaded video here is Yaya Han in one of my favorite costumes. And this time they even film her in a way that showcases the best part of her costume which we don´t get to see too often in video interviews. The Yaya Han fans among know what I mean.

For my movie a pole dance like in the following video would be obligatory. Yaya´s costume would of course be much skimpier than the one in the video and more like the one Akira Lane is sporting ( just with less fabric ).

But - as always - all the good pole dance videos from Dead Or Alive with the good outfits are blocked on YouTube so we have to make do with this.

Usually I include a manga video in my hasian oversexualization posts but since I don´t have any at the moment here is one about a real master of the craft : Russ Heath. I don´t think I have enough material for a proper post about him so he´s getting his spotlight here. That´s right, bait them with the boobs then hit them with the comicbook stuff, that´s my motto.

Since the content of this post is a bit more risquee and I know my readers love top ten videos this one is all about animated movies for adults which - naturally - include some animes. And yes, there are only eleven movies in the video below. That´s because they got too many claims on Ninja Scroll.

Deja Vue Depatement - part 2 : I remember posting Mars Needs Women before but since I can´t change any old posts - thanks to the new blogger - here it is for those who have not seen it. The good news is that there is a striptease in the movie, the bad news is it´s not by cult siren Yvonne Craig who also appears in the flick and who was so hot that the publishers of DC Comics had to introduce Batgirl to the comicbooks to avoid loosing all their readers to the tv show. She really put the boob in boob tube.

Oh, look, it´s another video that´s completely unrelated to the topic of Today´s post but which might be of interest for my readers all the same.

We continue with Senorita Cometa completely out of order because I have been skipping back and forth and have no idea what are the best episodes. So I just try to pick the ones where everyone´s favorite comet that walks like a woman is wearing something interesting ( if somebody knows if there are any episodes where she is wearing a bikini or at least a hot swimsuit it would be much appreciated ). Anyway, call me stupid me thinking Senorita Cometa was turning heads because of her sexy mini skirt but it is because her juvenile delinquent charges stuck a funny message on her back. Daimn, correct me if it´s only because of the stretched video format but actress Yumiko Kokonoe does have some serious thunder thighs going on. It´s too bad this was long before Street Fighter came around because she could have fulfilled some horny gamers wet dreams. 

Speaking of wet asians, here is K - Pop group / strippers in training Laysha with another " sexy water dance ". Now I don´t know if that is part of the music festival where all the girls are drenched in water by the audience or if this is a signature move by Laysha or if it´s just a korean thing. But like the immortal bard said : I don´t know if it´s art but I do know what I like.

To bridge the time for those who haven´t started season three of Cobra Kai here is the Karate Kid / Cobra Kai Special Edition of Reunited Apart. 

Closing things out we have another oldie from the golden age of anime.

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The best defense is more offense.

Asian sensation spin off : Gail Kim and Jade

Once again I have cut a part from my never ending Sylvester post in the hopes of making it more manageable. And because I want to give these wrestling knockouts the attention they deserve instead of keeping them as a part of a post nobody goes back to read thus they may be overlooked.

GEIL, GEILER, OBERAFFENGEIL, NOTGEIL, AM GEILSTEN, DIE GAILE KIM !

We continue with wrestling and hot asian sexbombs with knockout Taryn Terell who turned 33 on December the 28th. I know that she is not a hot asian but so far I haven´t had the time to do a solo post about her so the only time I get to write about Taryn Terell is in the posts about Gail Kim .

Gail Kim has been in a lot of different wrestling leagues and the first time I saw her was in the old ECW. She then went to the WWF before she arrived at iMPACT WRESTLING and for a while she did double duty at the WWE and IMPACT WRESTLING and I think at the moment she is officially retired from wrestling. At least I saw her give a farewell speech but in wrestling these career ends never last long. Except for those wrestlers you really want to come back. So maybe Gail Kim has really said goodbye to wrestling. In any case, I have always enjoyed her wrestling matches no matter if she played the good girl or the bad girl like when she returned to iMPACT WRESTLING.

As long as she gives her opponents a taste of " defeet " I didn´t care. I know I was not supposed to like her but her tight body just distracts me, like when she ambushed Velvet and her boobs almost fell out of her top.

I don´t know what it is about them but asian girls are my kryptonite !

And I don´t want to resort to racial stereotypes but they just have the extra oomph that works better than viagra and makes you hear " Me so horny me love you long time ! " in your head. Gail Kim is a very gifted athlete - and I mean that without any pun - but when I see how worked up she gets in the ring, the fire in her eyes when she plays the heel or the kind of punishment her body can take and especially how flexible she is.

Now the name " Gail " sounds like " geil " the german word for horny. So you can imagine that she´s only known in Germany as die geile Kim ( horny Kim ). Like Kylie Minogue who has been christened die Geile Minogue.

Back to Gail Kim, I remember a fight where she stopped her guy ( I think it was the guy from Beer Money ) from beating up his opponent with a beer bottle by knocking him out. While Gail Kim was distracted Miss Jaqueline ( who really should have shown her huge rack more often ) clobbered her from behind. And all the time Gail Kim was getting some hits from her all I could do was stare at Gail´s round bubblebutt while....well, you can guess what I did. Now I couldn´t find that particular match but here is a street fight with Jaqueline and Gail Kim where Gail wears some tight jeans.



YOU´RE TARYN ME APART : WE LIKE GIRLS WITH THE PUMPS AND A BUMP

Now Taryn Terrell started out as a referee for the knockouts division and I have to say that her referee uniform is still my favorite of all her outfits.

Especially Taryn´s bonerinducing short shorts were a sight to behold.

Whenever Taryn slid across the ring on all four it made just want to jump on top of her and ride her firm butt to Laramie like they say in Germany.

Like I said, her outfits as a knockout were not half as sexy as that. But she more than made up for that during the obligatory swimsuit photoshoots.



Then Taryn Terrell became the champion for a while and if you compare her from that phase with later you can´t deny there´s a growth spurt.



The whole thing with the Dollhouse ( The asian chick, Jade, could be a real prime sexbomb if she was willing to slut it up with a different outfit but I guess it´s forbidden to outshine the great Taryn Terrell. I mean, she has shown that she possesses the innate flexibility of all asian girls and the perfect bubble butt and there is a reason why it is called the tramp stamp. ), I know it´s supposed to make things more interesting but let´s face it, three girls teaming up against one girl was old when the Beautiful People did it and Taryn attacking Gail Kim in her personal life, going after her husband is nothing new. Like the NEW 52 it´s designed to be exciting but I just find it boring because it´s so blatantly obvious and completely predictable. And like when you have to explain a joke it has the opposite effect than desired. Instead of being more exciting things get boring.

Okay, I am only talking about the way the fights go here. The whole idea of bringing in more sexy female wrsetlers - especially when it adds a bit of diversity to the knockouts roster with nubian hardbody Marty Belle and asian penetration specialist in training Jade - that´s something I´m all for.



Also let´s no forget former nude centerfold Taryn Terell who is the main beneficiary here and not only because she won and held the women´s champion title. Like I said, her boobs have certainly become bigger and for a while it seemed that every time she was on tv her breasts have grown at least one cup size since her last appearance unil she had really gigantic porn star sized melons. And her entrances have become much better too.



One reason why I always seize the opportunity to write about my favorite female wrestlers is that it is the only time when I can catch up. I am so far out of the loop that I don´t even know if TnA iMPACT Wrestling still exists or not. I don´t watch much wrestling anymore - especially not when my Mom is here and has complete control over the tv - because I just can´t stand it. When I started my new comic I watched some WWE wrestling while drawing but it was totally pathetic. What was once the height of entertainment for the masses has become a Kindergarden and there are not a lot female wrestlers I find interesting. And the few ones that are left don´t get much screen time because the WWE tries to get us all to watch Totally Divas. Anyway, as far as I know Taryn Terrell has left the Dollhouse and wrestling per se and is now pursuing a career as an actress where she hopes to continue the success of her naked PLAYBOY spreads.

For a while Awesome Kong was the leader of the Dollhouse but that also didn´t last. Like I predicted asian blow up sex doll Jade got the top spot according to her asian ejaculation porn stardom power although she really didn´t slut it up enough and went more with the crazy asian school girl look. But she did leave the Dollhouse and won the women´s champion title in a threeway - match that is get your mind out of the gutter - against Madison Rayne and Gail Kim. Then Jade had a feud with Marty Belle, there was a thing with domestic violence after which she left iMPACT Wrestling to sign with the WWE and apparently she is now on NXT.



Speaking about asian sensations, besides her in ring abilities one of the main reasons why I miss Gail Kim are the photo shoots. Like Taryn Gail has done some nude pictures but I don´t think she has posed for PLAYBOY yet.

I really have not kept in touch with anything about Gail Kim when I am not writing about her which is why I found several new videos. It was a bit difficult to pick one but I hope I can put the other on the blog very soon.



We can´t end our little trip down memory lane without another match with Gail so here is one of her titanic battles against the Awesome Kong.



Now we already have enough videos to meet my usual quota but for those readers that have bravely soldiered on through all the oversexed wrestling vixen innuendo I want to make sure I hit all the usual genres in this mix.

So for Today´s post I have decided to keep the asian transpiration theme going. In this spirit the comic book video is about Death Note, one of the best mangas I have read. I can not recommend it highly enough and for those who are hesitant to try it out there is also an anime version and a live action version. Netflix is also doing an adaption - as a series I think - but as usual they are making a lot of changes to appease the american audience so I don´t know how good it can be. I always ask myself if the american tv viewers are really that shallow that they can´t relate to a story that takes place outside of America or a person who is not an american. I would think taking place in an exotic location and culture would make it more interesting not less. But that´s just my two cents.



Speaking of exotic beauty, here is a fitness bikini contest from Korea with more hot beach bodies than you can shake a horny Shinigami at. All these contestants are so stunning this looks like a k - pop girl band convention.



There are a few anime videos that I have bookmarked which I could post but since most of them are top ten lists and we have such a video next here is an episode of Samurai Champloo. I tried to find other samurai animes but so far every episode of Samurai Jack has been deleted. Also the DVDs or BlueRays of Samurai Champloo still are sold at ridiculous prices so I don´t fell bad about posting all the episodes of this series.



There is always the big debate about who would win in a fight of samurais against ninjas so it is only natural to follow up a samurai themed anime video with Looper´s 10 Ninja Movies You Need To Watch Before You Die.



To close things out here is a selection of the best k - pop live gigs except for some videos that I am saving for upcoming group spotlights. They are ranked according to figure, outfit and performance with bonus points for Switch´s Doyu´s incredible under boob ( there are several fancam videos of this including some HD with close ups and zoom but I think I picked the best ). Or better said under boob, over boob and side boob since Doyu´s bra is at least two sizes too small and can´t contain her oppai in any form.

Which would have gotten her the top spot if not for Laysha´s wet asian ejaculation group performance. This is for anybody who thinks all these girls have just to shake their milkshakes and that´s it. I want to see those tough guys freeze their ass off on stage and keep smiling and performing.







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