Asian sensation spin off : Gail Kim and Jade

Once again I have cut a part from my never ending Sylvester post in the hopes of making it more manageable. And because I want to give these wrestling knockouts the attention they deserve instead of keeping them as a part of a post nobody goes back to read thus they may be overlooked.

GEIL, GEILER, OBERAFFENGEIL, NOTGEIL, AM GEILSTEN, DIE GAILE KIM !

We continue with wrestling and hot asian sexbombs with knockout Taryn Terell who turned 33 on December the 28th. I know that she is not a hot asian but so far I haven´t had the time to do a solo post about her so the only time I get to write about Taryn Terell is in the posts about Gail Kim .

Gail Kim has been in a lot of different wrestling leagues and the first time I saw her was in the old ECW. She then went to the WWF before she arrived at iMPACT WRESTLING and for a while she did double duty at the WWE and IMPACT WRESTLING and I think at the moment she is officially retired from wrestling. At least I saw her give a farewell speech but in wrestling these career ends never last long. Except for those wrestlers you really want to come back. So maybe Gail Kim has really said goodbye to wrestling. In any case, I have always enjoyed her wrestling matches no matter if she played the good girl or the bad girl like when she returned to iMPACT WRESTLING.

As long as she gives her opponents a taste of " defeet " I didn´t care. I know I was not supposed to like her but her tight body just distracts me, like when she ambushed Velvet and her boobs almost fell out of her top.

I don´t know what it is about them but asian girls are my kryptonite !

And I don´t want to resort to racial stereotypes but they just have the extra oomph that works better than viagra and makes you hear " Me so horny me love you long time ! " in your head. Gail Kim is a very gifted athlete - and I mean that without any pun - but when I see how worked up she gets in the ring, the fire in her eyes when she plays the heel or the kind of punishment her body can take and especially how flexible she is.

Now the name " Gail " sounds like " geil " the german word for horny. So you can imagine that she´s only known in Germany as die geile Kim ( horny Kim ). Like Kylie Minogue who has been christened die Geile Minogue.

Back to Gail Kim, I remember a fight where she stopped her guy ( I think it was the guy from Beer Money ) from beating up his opponent with a beer bottle by knocking him out. While Gail Kim was distracted Miss Jaqueline ( who really should have shown her huge rack more often ) clobbered her from behind. And all the time Gail Kim was getting some hits from her all I could do was stare at Gail´s round bubblebutt while....well, you can guess what I did. Now I couldn´t find that particular match but here is a street fight with Jaqueline and Gail Kim where Gail wears some tight jeans.



YOU´RE TARYN ME APART : WE LIKE GIRLS WITH THE PUMPS AND A BUMP

Now Taryn Terrell started out as a referee for the knockouts division and I have to say that her referee uniform is still my favorite of all her outfits.

Especially Taryn´s bonerinducing short shorts were a sight to behold.

Whenever Taryn slid across the ring on all four it made just want to jump on top of her and ride her firm butt to Laramie like they say in Germany.

Like I said, her outfits as a knockout were not half as sexy as that. But she more than made up for that during the obligatory swimsuit photoshoots.



Then Taryn Terrell became the champion for a while and if you compare her from that phase with later you can´t deny there´s a growth spurt.



The whole thing with the Dollhouse ( The asian chick, Jade, could be a real prime sexbomb if she was willing to slut it up with a different outfit but I guess it´s forbidden to outshine the great Taryn Terrell. I mean, she has shown that she possesses the innate flexibility of all asian girls and the perfect bubble butt and there is a reason why it is called the tramp stamp. ), I know it´s supposed to make things more interesting but let´s face it, three girls teaming up against one girl was old when the Beautiful People did it and Taryn attacking Gail Kim in her personal life, going after her husband is nothing new. Like the NEW 52 it´s designed to be exciting but I just find it boring because it´s so blatantly obvious and completely predictable. And like when you have to explain a joke it has the opposite effect than desired. Instead of being more exciting things get boring.

Okay, I am only talking about the way the fights go here. The whole idea of bringing in more sexy female wrsetlers - especially when it adds a bit of diversity to the knockouts roster with nubian hardbody Marty Belle and asian penetration specialist in training Jade - that´s something I´m all for.



Also let´s no forget former nude centerfold Taryn Terell who is the main beneficiary here and not only because she won and held the women´s champion title. Like I said, her boobs have certainly become bigger and for a while it seemed that every time she was on tv her breasts have grown at least one cup size since her last appearance unil she had really gigantic porn star sized melons. And her entrances have become much better too.



One reason why I always seize the opportunity to write about my favorite female wrestlers is that it is the only time when I can catch up. I am so far out of the loop that I don´t even know if TnA iMPACT Wrestling still exists or not. I don´t watch much wrestling anymore - especially not when my Mom is here and has complete control over the tv - because I just can´t stand it. When I started my new comic I watched some WWE wrestling while drawing but it was totally pathetic. What was once the height of entertainment for the masses has become a Kindergarden and there are not a lot female wrestlers I find interesting. And the few ones that are left don´t get much screen time because the WWE tries to get us all to watch Totally Divas. Anyway, as far as I know Taryn Terrell has left the Dollhouse and wrestling per se and is now pursuing a career as an actress where she hopes to continue the success of her naked PLAYBOY spreads.

For a while Awesome Kong was the leader of the Dollhouse but that also didn´t last. Like I predicted asian blow up sex doll Jade got the top spot according to her asian ejaculation porn stardom power although she really didn´t slut it up enough and went more with the crazy asian school girl look. But she did leave the Dollhouse and won the women´s champion title in a threeway - match that is get your mind out of the gutter - against Madison Rayne and Gail Kim. Then Jade had a feud with Marty Belle, there was a thing with domestic violence after which she left iMPACT Wrestling to sign with the WWE and apparently she is now on NXT.



Speaking about asian sensations, besides her in ring abilities one of the main reasons why I miss Gail Kim are the photo shoots. Like Taryn Gail has done some nude pictures but I don´t think she has posed for PLAYBOY yet.

I really have not kept in touch with anything about Gail Kim when I am not writing about her which is why I found several new videos. It was a bit difficult to pick one but I hope I can put the other on the blog very soon.



We can´t end our little trip down memory lane without another match with Gail so here is one of her titanic battles against the Awesome Kong.



Now we already have enough videos to meet my usual quota but for those readers that have bravely soldiered on through all the oversexed wrestling vixen innuendo I want to make sure I hit all the usual genres in this mix.

So for Today´s post I have decided to keep the asian transpiration theme going. In this spirit the comic book video is about Death Note, one of the best mangas I have read. I can not recommend it highly enough and for those who are hesitant to try it out there is also an anime version and a live action version. Netflix is also doing an adaption - as a series I think - but as usual they are making a lot of changes to appease the american audience so I don´t know how good it can be. I always ask myself if the american tv viewers are really that shallow that they can´t relate to a story that takes place outside of America or a person who is not an american. I would think taking place in an exotic location and culture would make it more interesting not less. But that´s just my two cents.



Speaking of exotic beauty, here is a fitness bikini contest from Korea with more hot beach bodies than you can shake a horny Shinigami at. All these contestants are so stunning this looks like a k - pop girl band convention.



There are a few anime videos that I have bookmarked which I could post but since most of them are top ten lists and we have such a video next here is an episode of Samurai Champloo. I tried to find other samurai animes but so far every episode of Samurai Jack has been deleted. Also the DVDs or BlueRays of Samurai Champloo still are sold at ridiculous prices so I don´t fell bad about posting all the episodes of this series.



There is always the big debate about who would win in a fight of samurais against ninjas so it is only natural to follow up a samurai themed anime video with Looper´s 10 Ninja Movies You Need To Watch Before You Die.



To close things out here is a selection of the best k - pop live gigs except for some videos that I am saving for upcoming group spotlights. They are ranked according to figure, outfit and performance with bonus points for Switch´s Doyu´s incredible under boob ( there are several fancam videos of this including some HD with close ups and zoom but I think I picked the best ). Or better said under boob, over boob and side boob since Doyu´s bra is at least two sizes too small and can´t contain her oppai in any form.

Which would have gotten her the top spot if not for Laysha´s wet asian ejaculation group performance. This is for anybody who thinks all these girls have just to shake their milkshakes and that´s it. I want to see those tough guys freeze their ass off on stage and keep smiling and performing.







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I´m still not finished with Halle Berry Day !

As promised in the second part of this post here is the continuation of this year´s re -post in honor of MILF cult siren Halle Berry´s 52nd birthday.

Since I did write / am writing this in advance this ( and the other parts ) will go back to the draft folder as soon as they are finished but do not fear - they will be on the blog at the time of Halle Berry´s actual birthday.

SUBZERO´S HALLE BERRY MOVIE CASTING : KEVIN J. TAYLOR´S THE GIRL

Going topless didn´t ruin her career even if it wasn´t her best movie. There is also another comic adaption for which Halle would be perfect.

I am talking about Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series where I originally had Halle as the main character but I gave that role to Janet " the best body in showbiz " Jackson this year based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .

It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.

Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.

And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.

I just hope we can get some well hung male actors who can give Janet a real challenge where the explicit sex marathon scenes are concerned.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again. 

Also since it´s not very realistic to have just one girl in a strip club I could cast Halle Berry again ( as well as include Beyonce and Mariah Carey who´d make great hookers ) who has already shown she has the stripper skills.

Although now that I think of it she may be better suited to play Marty who is not a stripper. Doesn´t she own a record store or something ?

Which would mean that we would not get any striptease scenes with Halle Berry but there would be enough nude / sex scenes to make up for that.

I don´t know how far Halle would go to bring the extremely explicit sex scenes with the orally fixated nymphomaniac Marty to the big screen but she has shown she can push the boundaries and get down to business.

Since I mentioned Mariah Carey, she would naturally play orally fixated deepthroat specialist Jill since Kevin Taylor himself has casted her in that role and who am I to argue with such a master of erotic comic books ?

Naturally every strip club needs an asian sexbomb and I would cast cosplay queen Yaya Han whose spectacular body was made for these kind of roles.

Which is not some kind of racial stereotype about asian women being genetically engineered to be perfect blow up sex dolls for men through centuries of prostitution, just stating that she gave herself porn implants.

I don´t know how good her abilities as a stripper are but we all know that she has the necessary bust to fill out the role with her giant 40D oppai.

And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane below. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?

So far I have written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

  
One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test.

I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and they are not re - inventing the wheel but hot daimn, Jeannie Mai looks spectacular and her cleavage alone is worth the price of admission.

As promised here is the next new videos with her. Daimn, every time I see her talk I imagine those perfectly formed sweet lips wrapped around my boner going all the way with some asian lubrication since we all know that when it comes to deepthroating nobody can hold a candle to asian girls.



Now I have seen the Black Panther movie and as any comic book fan worth his money knows great parts of it were taken directly from Christopher Priest´s run. I am not going to do a full review of the movie here because there are the usual SJW flaws and I feel that there are enough people out there who have pointed out all the things that are wrong or illogical in that movie. So I am just going to mention MY biggest disappointment which was that the one thing that Halle Berry - or any other hot afro american / nubian sex goddesses like Janet Jackson - was not in it.

Which may sound like a personal preference thing of a pervy old guy - and to some extent it is - but the thing nobody talks about in regards to Black Panther is : if Wakanda really developed without any outside interference by the white colonialists ( which is something that gets hammered into our brain constantly throughout the entire movie ) and is such a female dominated society ( which is not mentioned so blatantly but in fact it is as all even the defenders of Wakanda are female, there are no males who fight on T´Challa´s side except for Everett K. Ross and he´s an outsider ) then where are all the topless tribeswomen ? I mean, the only reason why women in african countries started to cover up their naked breasts is that the white christian missionaries told them it was sin to show what god gave them. And in Wakanda there - at least allegedly - have never been white missionaries. Also women would not cover their breasts in a female dominated society. So there is no reason why there should be no topless tribeswomen in Wakanda. The only reason there aren´t any are the SJWs.

So on one side there are too many women in that movie who constantly try to steal the limelight from T´Challa or at least belittle him by ridiculing him and on the other side there are not enough. At least not enough of those that really count. I mean, there were a few ritual ceremonies in the movie so you can´t tell me you could not have stuck a few topless tribes women - preferably of the caliber of Halle Berry - somewhere in there.

And it´s not like this would be unprecedented for Halle Berry who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and Monster´s Ball . She also appears in my Justice League of America movie casting and got even four solo posts .

So I think Black Panther would have greatly benefit by having Halle Berry in the cast and I would even have volunteered to direct the parts with her which would be a dream come true for me. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing the explicit sex scenes for hours after the rest of the crew has left the set - for the whole weekend. A very long weekend.

And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.

Which is what she did with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster´s Ball. Speaking of which, so far I haven´t had the opportunity to add that milestone of mammary movie history to my collection and as I just recently found out that may have been for the best. Because there are two versions so you have to be careful which DVD or BlueRay you buy if you want to see the full uncut sex scene with Halle Berry riding Billy´s bobbing thornton like a wild rodeo horse. As far as I know both versions are out in the US but I have no idea how things are in Europe. All the german copies go 108 minutes while the spanish version goes 111 minutes so this might be a movie I will have to get in Spain but who knows when I have the chance.

Now I did find some GIFs online and part of what seems to be missing in the cut version is proof of that Halle really did bang Billy Bob Thornton´s brains out for real as you can see his rockhard meatpole and his monster balls. Which might be the reason why there was so much speculation if they really did it. If all movie goers had seen the full scene there had be no doubt about it. Now there is no explicit penetration shown - they did not go that far - but you see enough to realize they are doing it for real.

Which always gives boners that extra edge. There are a few movies where you can see such explicit scenes and I remember that the first one I saw was in a cheap erotic horror movie. I didn´t expect more than the usual nude scenes but suddenly you saw the hot sexbomb of turn riding the lucky stiff´s stiff member and instead of the usual blanket covering her nude butt there was nothing there as his schlong was sliding inside her.

At first I thought this was one of those porn movies they used to show on german tv where they cut the good scenes ( which totally defeated the purpose of showing those kind of movies ) and they had forgotten to cut that part. But no, it was just your basic cheap Hollywood horror skin flick where - as according to urban legend is wont to happen from time to time and there are a few movies with Shannon Whirry that include such scenes which may have something to do with her becoming such a big midnight movie star in the 90s - the actors got bored or drunk or horny or all of the above and decided to do it for real. And as it could not be any other way the director choose that take for the movie. I sadly don´t remember the title of the movie but I know that the story involved the figures of a wax museum coming to life again. I know, that doesn´t really narrow it down.



Everybody loves a good Top 10 so I chose this since the post is a bit more geared to adults. Now mind you, the animated movies in here were chosen mainly for more mature content which doesn´t equal porn or hentai so you won´t find La Blue Girl, Rinkan Club or Urotsukidoji here.



Since we got that asian persuasion going on with Yaya Han and Jeannie Mai it´s time for more hot k - pop videos and our sexbomb du jour is T - Ara´s Hyomin with some extremely arousing performances of her smash hit Nice Body although her body is more than nice. Initially I just wanted to include one video but it was too hard ( no pun intended ) to choose.







When I saw the first video of Piper Blush on I was not sure if it was serious or some kind of prank. The only thing I suspected was that with her giant melons she must be a porn star but she´s so much more. Not only can you find the canadian adult model, writer, performance artist and porn star with the incredible 37F ( which is the same as 37DDD ! ) measurements on a website that´s all about oral sex but she´s a confessed blowjob addict !



There are a few videos of her and it was really hard ( ! ) selecting only two but I had to include the one about female body language because it´s the only one where she is repeatedly leaning forward giving us a nice view of her boobs. And if you like the second one do yourself a favor and check out all her french lesson videos. Now I had french lessons for more than four years back in school and I don´t know if I would have learned more or less if my french teacher would have had such giant hooters like Piper. I do know that I would have had a hard time concentrating on Piper´s lessons.



We close things up on this year´s Halle Berry tribute posts with another erotic movie that involves bikinis, Eve´s Beach Fantasy which I mainly bookmarked because it´s from Troma Films and you might want to skip to the good part which is in the third act when Eve finally gets her freak on.



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