Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
The late 80s and early 90s were really the high time of bikini contests and there were more than you can count. In preparation for this I dug up an old website to look for more info on Pamela and there were some I never heard of. The best were of course the California Bikini Girl Contest series of which the best parts were added to The Bikini Open. They spawned not only the California Foxhunt Bikini Contest but also the California Foxhunt Lingerie Contest and the California Foxhunt Flashdance Contest although I am not entirely sure what the criteria were for the last one.
Of course a lot of girls had recurring appearances in these contests ( the producers of the tv shows had various hot girls on call for the taping which explains why the hottest girls didn´t always win - but more about that some other time ) and besides Pamela Paulshock you could see blow up sex dolls like Mercedes below , busty blonde Pamela Brown , ravishing redhead Julie Fulkerson or Brooke Thompson and in her case things could get confusing because she sometimes started under the name of Brooke and other times as Brandi , Bridget or Michelle. But while you could get her names mixed up there was no mistaking Brooke´s 36DD - 24 - 36 body.
This is the kind of women´s movement I can´t get enough of, Mercedes !
I already posted the full Bikini Open 2 show in my birthday re - post for british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young in 2016 so I am not including it here but I still wanted to post a clip from the show with Pamela ( as I could not find a lot of pictures ) so here´s a little something something.
There are only two episodes of The Bikini Open that I haven´t posted and since the other one has exotic mega sexbombs Patricia Ford and Bibi Nguyen I am holding on to that a bit longer hoping that I can use it on either one´s next birthday. But don´t fear, you will not go bikini - less Today because here is The Bikini Open 8 : Best Body on the Beach.
Coming to the second reason why the name of Pamela Paulshock might sound familiar to some of my older followers : after her career as a bikini model she was hired by the WCW in late 1999. She appeared on WCW Nitro doing backstage interviews with the wrestlers and the occassional valet / female wrestler who was jealous of Pamela´s bodacious bikini beachbody.
Not that I would expect somebody like Tylene Buck to be jealous of Pamela ( although the two clash later on ) since her measurements surely top Pamela´s. Which I can only guess since I could not find any information about Pamela Paulshock´s measurements. Anyway, the WCW producer put Pamela´s curves - which were not covered up too much - to good use.
I´m not sure if the camera is shaking so much because the camera guy is peeping at Pam´s perky peepers or if his boner is pressing against the camera but Pam´s perfect puppies are enough to give you some whiplash.
With her huge boobs ( which are squeezed so tightly into her straining snug corsage that you expect them to spill out any minute ) Pamela even gave such blow up sex dolls like Torrie Wilson a serious case of breast envy.
I don´t know why Torrie Wilson is acting so bitchy towards Pamela though, because you might think someone like Torrie would be glad that another living blow up sex doll is on the scene who can bear the brunt of the sexual assault of all the horny wrestlers backstage and give her some needed breathing room since we all know which Torrie´s purpose was.
It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.
The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.
Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.
Thankfully she never was in one of those supposedly swimsuits videos by the puritan stiffs of the WWE which are not really swimsuit videos and more making ofs as we only get to see the behind the scenes of the various photoshoots instead of what the photographer sees. I mean the models are posing for a guy who is directly in front of them so how difficult can it be to just put a film camera next to him and let it roll ?
Apparently too difficult for the WWE who films them from any side butt.
The only good video with the wrestling sexbombs is Divas Undressed because most of it is a lingerie contest and they could not do their usual shinanegans because of the live audience. Anyway, as I said Tylene Buck was never in one of those but don´t despair because she appeared in something much better. As most people know she did very explicit bikini videos and eventually porn but for me her breast ... I mean best moments were in the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( she´s on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ) when she modeled supertiny microbikinis or released her big 34E airbags.
Another great television moment in wrestling history had to do with the consequences of a fight in which Golddust lost Terri Runnels to Flying Brian Pillman and all the wrestling fans wishes came true when he made her wear a skimpy leather porn outfit. I don´t know if he really used Terri like a fillipino prostitute in his hotel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual stamina and nobody´s talking about it so we can get no confirmation.
Besides participating in the usual badly shot WWE Diva videos like Divas in Hedonism , Divas Tropical Pleasure or Postcards from the Carribean another of Terri´s greatest moments in wrestling history was when she competed in the Miss Rumble Contest during the Royal Rumble in 2000.
Not only did she wear a suit that left little to the imagination - her entire backside was practically naked - she also knew what the audience wanted and leaned wide over the top rope to the point where she almost fell off.
Coming back to Pamela Paulshock, her breast WCW moment also involves a bikini contest and if I remember correctly she was either supposed to be a judge or part of the entourage of the guys who were the judges. In any case, you already had an idea there was something up right from the start because Pamela was wearing a huge winter coat the whole time. And why would you hide such a spectacular sexbomb especially since she was hired for her looks ? As it couldn´t be any other way after all the contestants ( Chiquita, Paisley, Tygress, Torrie Wilson, Leia Meow, Chae and Tylene Buck ) had shown their bikinis Pamela claimed that it was too hot for her coat.
So she took it off revealing her championship bikini bowls and the the jury proclaimed her the winner. Which made all the other contestants pissed because she technically wasn´t competing. So they banded together and clobbered her and rightly so. Of course there is no good picture - or video on YouTube - of this event and all I could find is the animated GIF below.
And in this interview with Booker T Pamela Paulshock is at least wearing the same top as in the very elusive bikini contest / non bikini contest.
Last but not least ( since this video has the best quality ) here is another video with Pamela that also features Scott Steiner´s freaks Shakira and Midajah O´Hearn ( the last one was also featured in an IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectacular video with Tylene Buck). Sadly Pamela´s part is very short but her big boobs are almost popping out of her top and manage to distract even Big Poppa Pump. Who has the best reaction to Pam´s prize poppers.
Anyway, this post has gone longer than planned as it is so let´s wrap things up. As usual you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 5th of January in this post which was supposed to be a THORSDAY WITH ERIK LARSEN post but then turned into a recap of the year 2016 and a lot of stuff about Marvel Comics Epic Collections which back then were a pretty new thing. There also is an eclectic selection of birthdays from January the 2nd up until January the 14th in my post on issue 10 of Mark Waid and George Perez´ brilliant run on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD and I thought I would put these in a view posts but thanks to the overtime I needed to make the Bikini Open and Kimberly McCartney GIFs that´s a moot point.
Usually I try to have as many different videos as I can in my posts because not all readers like all kinds of videos but Today I´m trying to put as many bikini videos or at least videos with bikinis into this post. First up we have a bikini fashion show and originally I wanted to wait with posting this until I had made an animated GIF of the hottest model but I don´t have the time to do it now and I don´t want to work on this spin - off post forever.
As our animation video I chose one with more babes in the tiniest micro bikinis than you can shake a, well, what ever you want to shake at them.
Speaking of shaking things and hot babes, there is plenty of that in another callback to my misspent youth in Germany : the music video of Captain Jack´s rendition of In The Army Now. I don´t know about you but my military service with the Deutsche Bundeswehr looked a lot different.
Since I don´t have a good video about comicbooks that involve bikinis - are there any out there ? - instead we takle the topic of comicbooks and censorship. About which I have written in quite a few posts because it is handled really differently in Amerika, ( especially ! ) Germany and Spain.
Okay, there are no bikinis in this video ( since I already posted a video with hasian sexbomb Jenny Babas in a stunning white bikini in a previous post ) but I just had to include this. I don´t know how she does it but Jenny effortlessly goes from a hilariously funny goofball to the ultimate bonerinducing stripper pole mistress in seconds. She always says she can´t dance but this proves she more than knows her way around a stripper pole and I bet she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
Well, until THIS Jenny from the block shows what she is capable of there is as I said a hint of her dance skills - daimn, those asian legs - in this video.
Whenever I need to I can´t remember any title of the bikini movies I watched as a young, hormone - driven teenager but even if I did I don´t think it would help me because they always had different german titles.
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