Pamela Paulshock´s puppy popping Sunday !

I have to include one more birthday because it´s from Today and I have been planning to write about blonde bikini beach body Pamela Paulshock who celebrates her 50th birthday for a very long time. Sorry, but as usual things have gotten a bit out of hand so this is rather long. Now to older readers the name Pamela Paulshock may sound familiar for two reasons and the first one is that she was the female winner of the 2nd Bikini Open.

Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

The late 80s and early 90s were really the high time of bikini contests and there were more than you can count. In preparation for this I dug up an old website to look for more info on Pamela and there were some I never heard of. The best were of course the California Bikini Girl Contest series of which the best parts were added to The Bikini Open. They spawned not only the California Foxhunt Bikini Contest but also the California Foxhunt Lingerie Contest and the California Foxhunt Flashdance Contest although I am not entirely sure what the criteria were for the last one.



Of course a lot of girls had recurring appearances in these contests ( the producers of the tv shows had various hot girls on call for the taping which explains why the hottest girls didn´t always win - but more about that some other time ) and besides Pamela Paulshock you could see blow up sex dolls like Mercedes below , busty blonde Pamela Brown , ravishing redhead Julie Fulkerson or Brooke Thompson and in her case things could get confusing because she sometimes started under the name of Brooke and other times as Brandi , Bridget or Michelle. But while you could get her names mixed up there was no mistaking Brooke´s 36DD - 24 - 36 body.

This is the kind of women´s movement I can´t get enough of, Mercedes !

I already posted the full Bikini Open 2 show in my birthday re - post for british 90s porn superstar Sarah Louise Young in 2016 so I am not including it here but I still wanted to post a clip from the show with Pamela ( as I could not find a lot of pictures ) so here´s a little something something.



There are only two episodes of The Bikini Open that I haven´t posted and since the other one has exotic mega sexbombs Patricia Ford and Bibi Nguyen I am holding on to that a bit longer hoping that I can use it on either one´s next birthday. But don´t fear, you will not go bikini - less Today because here is The Bikini Open 8 : Best Body on the Beach.



Coming to the second reason why the name of Pamela Paulshock might sound familiar to some of my older followers : after her career as a bikini model she was hired by the WCW in late 1999. She appeared on WCW Nitro doing backstage interviews with the wrestlers and the occassional valet / female wrestler who was jealous of Pamela´s bodacious bikini beachbody.

Not that I would expect somebody like Tylene Buck to be jealous of Pamela ( although the two clash later on ) since her measurements surely top Pamela´s. Which I can only guess since I could not find any information about Pamela Paulshock´s measurements. Anyway, the WCW producer put Pamela´s curves - which were not covered up too much - to good use.

I´m not sure if the camera is shaking so much because the camera guy is peeping at Pam´s perky peepers or if his boner is pressing against the camera but Pam´s perfect puppies are enough to give you some whiplash.



With her huge boobs ( which are squeezed so tightly into her straining snug corsage that you expect them to spill out any minute ) Pamela even gave such blow up sex dolls like Torrie Wilson a serious case of breast envy.

I don´t know why Torrie Wilson is acting so bitchy towards Pamela though, because you might think someone like Torrie would be glad that another living blow up sex doll is on the scene who can bear the brunt of the sexual assault of all the horny wrestlers backstage and give her some needed breathing room since we all know which Torrie´s purpose was.



It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.

The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.

 

Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.

 

Thankfully she never was in one of those supposedly swimsuits videos by the puritan stiffs of the WWE which are not really swimsuit videos and more making ofs as we only get to see the behind the scenes of the various photoshoots instead of what the photographer sees. I mean the models are posing for a guy who is directly in front of them so how difficult can it be to just put a film camera next to him and let it roll ?

Apparently too difficult for the WWE who films them from any side butt.

The only good video with the wrestling sexbombs is Divas Undressed because most of it is a lingerie contest and they could not do their usual shinanegans because of the live audience. Anyway, as I said Tylene Buck was never in one of those but don´t despair because she appeared in something much better. As most people know she did very explicit bikini videos and eventually porn but for me her breast ... I mean best moments were in the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( she´s on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ) when she modeled supertiny microbikinis or released her big 34E airbags.

Another great television moment in wrestling history had to do with the consequences of a fight in which Golddust lost Terri Runnels to Flying Brian Pillman and all the wrestling fans wishes came true when he made her wear a skimpy leather porn outfit. I don´t know if he really used Terri like a fillipino prostitute in his hotel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual stamina and nobody´s talking about it so we can get no confirmation.

Besides participating in the usual badly shot WWE Diva videos like Divas in Hedonism , Divas Tropical Pleasure or Postcards from the Carribean another of Terri´s greatest moments in wrestling history was when she competed in the Miss Rumble Contest during the Royal Rumble in 2000.

Not only did she wear a suit that left little to the imagination - her entire backside was practically naked - she also knew what the audience wanted and leaned wide over the top rope to the point where she almost fell off.

Coming back to Pamela Paulshock, her breast WCW moment also involves a bikini contest and if I remember correctly she was either supposed to be a judge or part of the entourage of the guys who were the judges. In any case, you already had an idea there was something up right from the start because Pamela was wearing a huge winter coat the whole time. And why would you hide such a spectacular sexbomb especially since she was hired for her looks ? As it couldn´t be any other way after all the contestants ( Chiquita, Paisley, Tygress, Torrie Wilson, Leia Meow, Chae and Tylene Buck ) had shown their bikinis Pamela claimed that it was too hot for her coat.

So she took it off revealing her championship bikini bowls and the the jury proclaimed her the winner. Which made all the other contestants pissed because she technically wasn´t competing. So they banded together and clobbered her and rightly so. Of course there is no good picture - or video on YouTube - of this event and all I could find is the animated GIF below.

And in this interview with Booker T Pamela Paulshock is at least wearing the same top as in the very elusive bikini contest / non bikini contest.



Last but not least ( since this video has the best quality ) here is another video with Pamela that also features Scott Steiner´s freaks Shakira and Midajah O´Hearn ( the last one was also featured in an IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectacular video with Tylene Buck). Sadly Pamela´s part is very short but her big boobs are almost popping out of her top and manage to distract even Big Poppa Pump. Who has the best reaction to Pam´s prize poppers.



Anyway, this post has gone longer than planned as it is so let´s wrap things up. As usual you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 5th of January in this post which was supposed to be a THORSDAY WITH ERIK LARSEN post but then turned into a recap of the year 2016 and a lot of stuff about Marvel Comics Epic Collections which back then were a pretty new thing. There also is an eclectic selection of birthdays from January the 2nd up until January the 14th in my post on issue 10 of Mark Waid and George Perez´ brilliant run on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD and I thought I would put these in a view posts but thanks to the overtime I needed to make the Bikini Open and Kimberly McCartney GIFs that´s a moot point.

Usually I try to have as many different videos as I can in my posts because not all readers like all kinds of videos but Today I´m trying to put as many bikini videos or at least videos with bikinis into this post. First up we have a bikini fashion show and originally I wanted to wait with posting this until I had made an animated GIF of the hottest model but I don´t have the time to do it now and I don´t want to work on this spin - off post forever.




As our animation video I chose one with more babes in the tiniest micro bikinis than you can shake a, well, what ever you want to shake at them.



Speaking of shaking things and hot babes, there is plenty of that in another callback to my misspent youth in Germany : the music video of Captain Jack´s rendition of In The Army Now. I don´t know about you but my military service with the Deutsche Bundeswehr looked a lot different.



Since I don´t have a good video about comicbooks that involve bikinis - are there any out there ? - instead we takle the topic of comicbooks and censorship. About which I have written in quite a few posts because it is handled really differently in Amerika, ( especially ! ) Germany and Spain.



Okay, there are no bikinis in this video ( since I already posted a video with hasian sexbomb Jenny Babas in a stunning white bikini in a previous post ) but I just had to include this. I don´t know how she does it but Jenny effortlessly goes from a hilariously funny goofball to the ultimate bonerinducing stripper pole mistress in seconds. She always says she can´t dance but this proves she more than knows her way around a stripper pole and I bet she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .

Well, until THIS Jenny from the block shows what she is capable of there is as I said a hint of her dance skills - daimn, those asian legs - in this video.



Whenever I need to I can´t remember any title of the bikini movies I watched as a young, hormone - driven teenager but even if I did I don´t think it would help me because they always had different german titles.



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Power Xtreme !

Once you had black - Jair never go back !

Lately the videos from Teens React have been piling up so I want to post one for which I didn´t make an animated GIF. I don´t know if I´ll continue making them since it takes up so much of my time. Sometimes I just can´t help myself and I want to point out the double standards in regards to the comment section where 90 percent of the comments you read are about the boys and how cute they are and you are expected to swallow all that or at least not mention how annoying it is but when one comments about Jair´s impressive cleavage or Sydney´s unreal XXL breasts you get scolded.

What has this society come to that quasi - gay - behavior is expected but a normal reaction to a hot girl is seen as something offensive and creepy ?

Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another hot react sexbomb like Brooklyn, Jayka, Rae, Becca or Sidney.

They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular readers may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ? There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are many better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game shows for example it became a staple that female contestants get drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

 

So I had a few ideas what Jair could do if she looses a challenge and the number five idea was that she has to wear a sexy outfit like Janet " the best body in showbiz " Jackson in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher which was so hot it never aired in Germany.

It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.

Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

 
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
 

My number four punishment idea was to have Jair re - enact Halle Berry´s bonerriffic striptease scene from Last Boy Scout with the only difference being that Jair would´ve to continue until she had taken everything off.

Or at least as much as possible. Sadly she´s still underage so while her doing something like Halle Berry´s topless scene in Password : Swordfish may be possible I think it´s safe to say that we won´t get her to play the sex scene from Monster´s Ball even if she already has the body for it.

And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so this year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

Continuing my third idea for a good challenge would have been to have Jair wear a very revealing micro bikini which would automatically lead to a Try Not To Get A Boner competition among all the male reactors present.

Another idea I had was to make Jair wear a tiny bikini or at least an otherwise revealing outfit while eating a banana or ice cream cone as seductively as possible sitting next to a guy who has a crush on her.

And my number one idea was of course to get Jair to do a wet t - shirt challenge and if she fails or refuses Jair would have to participate in a wet t - shirt competition as her punishment. So either way she would have to don a wet t - shirt and it would be a win / win situation for all involved.

I almost forgot to post another video with Jair because the initial one ended up in the main post but here are some of Jair´s breast moments.




To make up for this oversight I want to add another one which I almost passed. This one is worth watching for hasian rumpshaker Jeannie Elise Mai who earned herself her first animated GIF with her dancing skills.

Some of my more faithful readers may remember that I mentioned her a few times as she unfortunately always comes up when I am looking for new material about another hot asian sexbomb called Jeannie Mai.

Before I found Jeannie Mai Miko Lee kept popping up  in the posts about Yaya Han because I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than three wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it would be difficult to tell a story while getting her brains f - worded out and screaming with pleasure at the top of her lungs.

Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her husband let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for some asian lubrication ejaculation.



Coming back to Jeannie Mai from Teens React, I bet she is very popular with all the boys at her university - or rather all males on campus - who always try to get her drunk enough to take turns drilling her firm and fit body at the special entertainment back room during the frat parties.

I myself wouldn´t mind having Jeannie over for an asian penetration weekend where we can re - enact some of my favorite hentai movies.

Anyway, here is the video with Jeannie who really is the one who makes watching it worthwhile. She´s got a future at the pole ahead of her.



Apropos, I have written so much about wet - t - shirt car washing and asian sexbombs that I had to include a sample of what it would look like.



Since a big portion of this post is about Janet Jackson I couldn´t pick anybody else for the music video as I don´t get to post enough with her.

Originally I wanted to include a performance of her new hit Made For Now ( which I still haven´t managed to put on the blog for some reason ) but then I thought why not include one of the riskier ones ? So here is Janet´s performance from the 2010 finale of American Idol where she shows that she not only has the best body in showbiz but also the best bubblebutt.



I always try to include a video about comic books for my faithful followers but I didn´t want to go with the obvious choices - Black Lightning, Black Panther and Luke Cage - so here is a bit of history on Bill Foster a.k.a. Black Goliath who made his on screen debut in Ant Man and the Wasp. 



Continuing the blackxploitation theme of this section I racked my brain about cartoons about afro american heroes and the first thing that came to mind was Afro Samurai, a perfect blend of the best of two worlds.



Speaking about the afro, there are few people who rocked it better than Jim Kelly, the quintessence of coolness, so here is Three The Hard Way to close things out. I hope I can finish the post and the spin offs this week.



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That´s the man in the Coal Tiger mask who saved me from the truck.