What is strange is that I didn´t handpick them specifically but most of the women in this post have appeared in PLAYBOY. Anyway, that´s enough of an intro and we start the list of anniversaries on May the 22nd with one of the biggest heavyweights - at least over here in Europe - Hergé and I already did a a short post on his series TIM UND STRUPPI back in 2016 .
This is one of the comics where I read every issue of growing up and before you ask how I could afford that I want to make it clear that I read them all for free via the local library. As bad a reputation as comics had back then there were some that were already considered classics like Lucky Luke, Asterix und Obelix, Valerian und Veronique or Tim und Struppi. These were pretty popular because you could only borrow a certain number of them each time but the libraries were always well stocked and if you could not find the issue of Cubitus or Yoko Tsuno you were looking for you just grabbed a copy of Percy Pickwick or Rick Master.
So I read most of Hergé´s books for free and while I have bought a few compilation books recently I don´t know if I could spend the necessary money to get them all. I guess every comic collector has his own holy grail.
Next we have two blonde sexbombs starting with the german´s favorite Fräuleinwunder next door, the charismatic Linda Hesse who turned 32.
She became quite successful in a short period of time thanks to her signature tight tight pants / t - shirt and suspenders look ( okay, and her banging physique ), her smile that can melt steel and her overall cheerful personality. With all of her success she has managed to stay down to earth which you really can´t say about most people who made it in Germany.
Usually I´m not a big Schlager fan but I´m making an exception for Linda.
One of the reasons for making this section is that sometimes it is the only way for me to find out what I have missed like that Linda Hesse had a wardrobe malfunction on Carmen Nebel or that she got naked for the german PLAYBOY last year . Holey Moley, she really has a banging physique !
Luscious Linda used to be on everybody´s ears so she decides to give her faithful fans an eyeful. After finishing her new album she couldn´t get out of her clothes fast enough to show that she still can cause huge erections among her followers with 30 years ( or like Linda calls it her dirty thirty ).
Initially Linda never wanted to pose for PLAYBOY because she´s " not the type of girl who does nude pictures " but in the end it took less to cross that boundary and to let it all hang out than Linda thought. Which is a godsend for her horny fans because she does it like a real professional.
Too many actresses or female celebrities get the urge to do nude pictures when they are older or they want to show that they are still hot but most of them didn´t think of doing naked photos in their younger years and so their new pictures are useless because we have nothing to compare it to.
Others celebrities like hasian fitness guru Kiana Tom did it the right way because she not only posed naked for PLAYBOY, no, she also confessed that she is such a perfectionist that she had to wait until the right time in her career where she felt her body was in the best shape it has ever been in. So it´s no wonder her PLAYBOY issue sold completely out in one month.
And it seems Kiana had a blast doing it too : What a wonderful liberating beautiful experience to shoot with really renowned photographers and PLAYBOY. I had the pleasure of meeting Hugh Hefner several times and was invited to their many wild parties at the iconic Playboy Mansion.
As you may know, I posed for the Celebrity Cover & layout for PLAYBOY before getting married. It was a big decision for me to do it or not. They had approached me and my agent several times. Each time I said no thank you. My mentor / BFF / mother and I discussed it at length and with her guidance, decided to do it. My father had Playboy magazines in his closet, I used to sneak and look at all the beautiful photos of the women. ( all of the therapists out there are now having a field day ! lol ) The Playboy staff was so wonderful to work with, I had photo approval, choices of locations, photographers, makeup artists, stylists ... I actually did two shoots : one in studio, and one in Mexico. Extensive interview and layout.
The same time I did the magazine, Universal Soldier Movie had just hit the theaters. What a fun time ! We shot the photos at a 10 million dollar circular mansion in Mexico over looking the water. The property had upside down trees ( roots at the top ), full wait staff, indoor pool in my penthouse suite and BATS ! Yes bats ! Eek ! I called down and they sent up " bat spray. " lol. badump bump chi. My artist mother joined me on the trip. She is very liberal and open minded. She sketched me as I posed.
Now while Linda Hesse didn´t get naked in her twenties she did not wait too long and she is still in fantastic shape. But unlike other celebrities she didn´t go in blindly : she picked the location, the photographer and she also had a vision how she wanted the pictures to turn out. Which in turn led to a positive experience for her and better pictures for us horny fans.
Our second blonde sexbomb is page 3 legend and nude glamour model Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan who celebrated her 41st birthday although she has had phases where she was a brunette. She had also enhanced her breasts to a whopping 32FF but she later reduced them to a 32D size.
Like Janet Jackson she felt insecure about her body which was the reason why she did it. Katie started her career as a model at the young age of 13 for a clothing line and unbeknownst to her the project´s photographer was a convicted paedophile who insisted to shoot her in underwear.
Aside from being inside and on the covers of countless men´s magazines like FHM, Maxim, Nuts, Front, Zoo Weekly, Sky, Esquire, Loaded, Ice, Elle and Vogue she appeared in six volumes of Playboy's Book of Lingerie from 1997 to 1999 and in 2002 she was shooting a cover to run in PLAYBOY when Hugh Hefner invited her to spend three weeks at the Playboy mansion.
Her competing for the right to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest 2004 was not as successful as her autobiography, Being Jordan, which got surprisingly positive reviews and became a massive bestseller and the 4th bestselling autobiography of all time in the UK. Jordan : A Whole New World, her second autobiography, was released January 2006 and has so far sold nearly 400,000 copies. Her first autobiography has sold 500,000 copies so far, while the second sold 300,000 within just the first 6 weeks of its release. In Summer 2006 the novel Angel, a work of fiction, by Katie Price was published and hit the bestselling lists across the country.
We are staying with megabusty bombshells as Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks, the real t and a of TnA ( we´re talking 40DDs here ! ) turned 42.
Since it has been a long time since I watched wrestling I don´t know if " the private secretary I always wished I had " is still active - or if there still IS a TnA wrestling federation for that matter. The last thing I heard was that Traci was used and abused by Eric Bischoff ( how I envy that lucky S.O.B. ! ) and not only figuratively speaking. Apparently she paid him " sexual favors " on three occasions in the hopes to get promoted to boss of the knockout division but after he used her as his personal blow up sex doll in every imaginable position ( and boy did he ever ! ) he gave the position to Karen Jarrett. Since Traci always used her pornstar body to get what she wants I couldn´t really feel sorry for her but I always enjoyed seeing her in the ring and she even got naked for PLAYBOY magazine.
Apropos appearing nude in PLAYBOY, celebrating her 49th anniversary was supermodel Naomi Campbell ( does she own a cape, by the way ? ).
Naomi also was in a few music videos during the 80s and 90s like George Michael´s Freedom that also featured Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Thurlington and Cindy Crawford. As usual Mtv only showed the full video after midnight and even though I have seen it a hundred times I´m not sure if you can see nipple in the parts with Naomi Campbell or not.
We also have to thank Michael Jackson for letting Naomi strut her stuff In The Closet. Yes, besides being a music icon and making the best music videos ever he brought the hottest sexbombs into out homes like Ola Ray, Lisa Dean, Tatiana Thumbtzen, Lisa Mary Presley, Iman not to forget his sisters LaToya and Janet. When the video was shot there was a lot of speculation about if there really was something going on between Naomi and Michael ( you can read some of it in this post ) but as always when a music video treads the line between softcore and porno and has such sex goddesses in it only the involved persons know what really went down.
Speaking of softcore, Fiona Gélin turned 57 who made quite a few erotic movies in the 80s and 90s but most important Scirocco a.k.a. Sahara Heat.
Who sadly never did softcore movies - although she certainly had the right measurements for it - is spanish singer Monica Naranjo, our only cult siren birthday for May the 23rd on which she celebrated her 45th anniversary.
So far I have only posted one video of Monica Naranjo because I am still hoping against hope I can find her live performance of Desatame from the gala show A Galicia Gente Va where she pushed her breasts all the way up to her chin and they almost spilled out of a tight red wonderbra. I have it on some of my old videocassettes but so far I could not find it on YouTube.
We return to comicbooks on May the 24th and Carmine Infantino who´s list of accomplishments are just too many to list them all here. One of the things he did was usher in the Silve Age of comics with the creation of the Barry Allen Flash for which he got a neat little nod on season three of The Flash - just for all those fans of the tv show who didn´t look it up.
Now I never got around to do the FLASH FRIDAY special I have planned for Carmine Infantino but I did write own little my tribute to him in 2016 .
A lot of readers of this blog think that I am writing too much about comic creators who are not active in the field anymore and while that may be true I have always written about the comicbooks I am currently reading and which thanks to the efforts of Marvel and DC with their constant retcons, relaunches and rebranding gears more to older books. One of my more recent acquisitions are all three omnibus books of Marvel´s STAR WARS series and Carmine Infantino did a lot of those issues. So even if I don´t write about any of his super hero series there will be more Carmine Infantino on this blog eventually. Until then you can check out my latest STAR WARS DAY post for more original artwork from a galaxy far far away.
We continue the celebrity birthdays for May the 24th with someone who is no stranger to sci fi - although in this case it´s more the b - movie sci fi version - as austrian stunner Sybil Danning turned 67. She was a topless wonder in the 70s an 80s which earned Sybil her own cult siren entry .
Sybil is a sexbomb from my youth who has " upgraded " a lot of tv series ( she was on Der Kommisar, Derrick, Vegas, Simon & Simon, Masquerade, The Fall Guy, Deadly Nightmares, Street Hawk, Superboy and The Lair ) and b - movies like Chained Heat, Herkules with Lou Ferrigno and Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express with her presence.
In some cases those movies are only still watched because of her parts like with The Howling II - Your Sister Is A Werewolf. I have recently re - watched it and have to conclude that the movie lives through Sybil´s presence and would be long forgotten if she didn´t take her clothes off.
Holy Full Moons, Batman ! One look at Sybil getting all animalistic and ripping off her shirt to show her huge rack will make anyone howl !
The producers also were aware of how much the movie owes to her which is why the scene with Sybil Danning revealing her substantial bare breasts was repeated seventeen times ( ! ) during the end credits screen crawl.
I couldn´t find a clip from The Howling II that included her topless scene although I´m not sure if I would have posted it. And since I have already posted They´re Playing With Fire where you get to see Sybil go topless twice I´m skipping the Sybil Danning video to mention two other Andy Sidaris actresses : Shae Marks, who celebrated her 47th birthday on the 1st of June and Ava Cadell who turned 63 on June the 15th. And while I still haven´t done a solo post for Shae Marks ( I don´t know if there is enough material for that ) I made one for Ava Cadell . By the way, new readers might want to check out the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and in 2018 ) since it´s not included in the Andy Sidaris links below.
As Shae Marks has appeared in a number of Andy Sidaris movies it would have been difficult to pick a favorite one but all except Day of the Warrior ( see Shae Marks´ animated GIF above ) have been deleted by YouTube.
Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .
Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN opposite Pamela Anderson ) Becky also was in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE with Chona Jason.
With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . But her biggest contribution to american culture still is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu . I wrote more on this in my Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie .
One of the main attractions of the game show TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv she also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.
Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of post like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.
But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .
Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks , Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few.
Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with Janet Jones Gretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .
You can find the other celebrity birthdays from May the 24th in this post .
Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube and I have run out of new ones to post. For lack of new videos I have included the links for the last ones I posted in all the posts where I mentioned her.
As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :
7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:14 min of Enki´s boobs trying to bust free / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 4:55 min of Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:17 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:46 min of Enki getting jiggly with it
Well, as it so happens I have found some new videos - at least I hope they are new ones but even if I have posted them before it´s better to post some of Enki´s videos twice than to miss some - and since they disappear very quickly from YouTube I am going to post them in batches of five. Now I know that not a lot of readers will go to the trouble of checking out all my old posts to see the other Enki Bracaj videos they have missed so I am going to include the videos from this post in the links above the next time I post some videos of her so that in the end we will have a lot of her videos. Here is Today´s selection of the world´s best braless newscaster :
We come from bigbreasted braless newscasters to fearless reporter with Hergé ´s Tintin going full circle to the beginning of this post. I have included this documentary from french tv station arte ( from where else ? ) about the seminal comic creator from Belgium in the links in previous posts but here it is again for those that have not checked it out yet.
Since I also already posted one of the animated Tintin movies ( in fact I had to repost it Today since they keep getting deleted by YouTube ) here is an episode from the cartoon that fits Today´s science fiction theme.
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