A DD Donnerstag with Hugh Hefner - part 3

As promised in the second part of our homage to Hugh Hefner here is the next babefest and I have given up covering more than just two months.

In fact, two months alone are a stretch for most of these posts but I don´t want to make a post for each month. Because making 12 posts for Hugh Hefner might be taking things a bit too far. Luckily we don´t have that many PLAYBOY - related birthdays in May and June and we start off on May the 22nd. Although we have four candidates on that day. The first one, born in 1970 is nubian sex goddess Naomi Campbell who became one of the very first supermodels thanks to her 34C - 24 - 37 measurements.

Naomi also was in a few music videos during the 80s and 90s like George Michael´s Freedom that also featured Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Thurlington and Cindy Crawford. As usual Mtv only showed the full video after midnight and even though I have seen it a hundred times I´m not sure if you can see nipple in the parts with Naomi Campbell or not.

We also have to thank Michael Jackson for letting Naomi strut her stuff In The Closet. Yes, besides being a music icon and making the best music videos ever he brought the hottest sexbombs into out homes like Ola Ray, Lisa Dean, Tatiana Thumbtzen, Lisa Mary Presley, Iman not to forget his sisters Latoya and Janet. When the video was shot there was a lot of speculation about if there really was something going on between Naomi and Michael ( you can read some of it in this post ) but as always when a music video treads the line between softcore and porno and has such sex goddesses in it only the involved persons know what really went down.

Our next candidate from May the 22nd is 40E ( !!! ) - 28 - 38 wrestling hardboy Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks, the real t and a of TnA.

Since it has been a long time since I watched wrestling I don´t know if " the private secretary I always wished I had " is still active - or if there still IS a TnA wrestling federation for that matter. The last thing I heard was that Traci was used and abused by Eric Bischoff ( how I envy that lucky S.O.B. ! ) and not only figuratively speaking. Apparently she paid him " sexual favors " on three occasions in the hopes to get promoted to boss of the knockout division but after he used her as his own personal blow up sex doll in every imaginable position ( and boy did he ever ! ) he gave the position to Karen Jarrett. Since Traci always used her pornstar body to get what she wants I couldn´t really feel sorry for her but I always enjoyed seeing her in the ring and she even got fully naked for PLAYBOY magazine.

It´s no wonder that Robert Roode was banging her six ways to Sunday when she was his manager. Who wouldn´t love to give this personal secretary some special oral dick - tation ? Even CM Punk had straight edge penetration marathons with Traci and he didn´t do it only every Monday.  

Upgrading our dynamic double dee duo to a tittilating trifecta is one of the most famous page three girls and if you think Traci Brooks 40E melons were big hang onto your boners because Katie Price can even top that with her erection guaranteeing 32FF ( later reduced to 32D ) - 24 - 34 measurements. Katie started her career as a model at the young age of 13 for a clothing line and unbeknownst to her the project´s photographer was a convicted paedophile who insisted to shoot her in underwear.

Aside from being inside and on the covers of countless men´s magazines like FHM, Maxim, Nuts, Front, Zoo Weekly, Sky, Esquire, Loaded, Ice, Elle and Vogue she appeared in six volumes of Playboy's Book of Lingerie from 1997 to 1999 and in 2002 she was shooting a cover to run in PLAYBOY when Hugh Hefner invited her to spend three weeks at the Playboy mansion.

Her competing for the right to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest 2004 was not as successful as her autobiography, Being Jordan, which got surprisingly positive reviews and became a massive bestseller and the 4th bestselling autobiography of all time in the UK. Jordan : A Whole New World, her second autobiography, was released January 2006 and has so far sold nearly 400,000 copies. Her first autobiography has sold 500,000 copies so far, while the second sold 300,000 within just the first 6 weeks of its release. In Summer 2006 the novel Angel, a work of fiction, by Katie Price was published and hit the bestselling lists across the country.



Completing the funbag foursome from May the 22nd is the german´s favorite Fräuleinwunder next door, the charismatic Linda Hesse .

She became quite successful in a short period of time thanks to her signature tight tight pants / t - shirt and suspenders look ( okay, and her banging physique ), her smile that can melt steel and her overall cheerful personality. With all of her success she has managed to stay down to earth which you really can´t say about most people who made it in Germany.

Usually I´m not a big Schlager fan but I´m making an exception for Linda.

Luscious Linda used to be on everybody´s ears so she decided to give her faithful fans an eyeful. After finishing her new album she couldn´t get out of her clothes fast enough to show that she still can cause huge erections among her followers with 30 years ( or like Linda calls it her dirty thirty ).

Initially Linda never wanted to pose for PLAYBOY because she´s " not the type of girl who does nude pictures " but in the end it took less to cross that boundary and to let it all hang out than Linda thought. Which is a godsend for her horny fans because she does it like a real professional.



On May the 24th we come to our first Andy Sidaris related birthday in this part and another icon of pop culture with austrian 36C - 24 - 36 stunner Sybil Danning, a real queen of the b - movies. She was a topless wonder in the 70s and much of the 80s which earned Sybil her own cult siren entry .

Sybil is a sexbomb from my youth who has " upgraded " a lot of tv series ( she was on Der Kommisar, Derrick, Vegas, Simon & Simon, Masquerade, The Fall Guy, Deadly Nightmares, Street Hawk, Superboy and The Lair ) and b - movies like Chained Heat, Herkules with Lou Ferrigno and Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express with her presence.



On May the 25th we find the buxom 34D - 24 - 36 Shannon Stewart, a model, actress and the Playmate of the Month June in 2000. And while you may not know it you may be familiar with her body since a picture of Shannon was used for a fake nude picture of pop culture cutie Jolene Blalock as vulcan babe T´Pol, the sex massage addict with the inbuilt automatic Pon Farr nympho mode. Yup, the one with the suspenders.

Under an agreement with the Vulcan High Command and Earths Starfleet T´Pol was placed aboard the NX - 01 Enterprise as Science and Executive Officer, serving under Captain Jonathan Archer. However the hot alien would eventually be brainwashed into " serving under " Commander Charles ' Dubya ' Tucker the Third, while under the effects of Trellium D.

A Trellium - drugged out, semi emotional vulcan love slave with great curves and a killer rack - what's not to like about that ? Her exotic sex appeal transformed Commander Tucker into Commander Fucker who had mul - t´pol orgasms thanks to the ancient forbidden vulcan sexmassages.

I know that T´Pol claimed it was something else but we all know what vulcan " body relaxation massage " really stands for. T´Pol was just needy for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the idea to practice the vulcan massage it was T´Pol who went all " Kama Sutra on acid " on Tucker. And she was so turned on by their all night long midnight olympics sex marathon sessions that she had to use the old " it´s just for scientific reasons " schtick to relentlessly bang Tucker into submission.

Not that he put up much resistance to her since he´s been whacking off to her body since their first sessions in the decontamination chamber.

Okay, she didn´t repeat the sex experiment after finally banging Tucker silly ( which is the first rule of every scientific research - not having wild sex......but to repeat the experiment ) but it is not know if it was because of disappointment or because she was afraid she would like it too much. And in the mirror universe he even helped her out during Pon Farr.

You might have seen shapely Shannon in one of her eleven PLAYBOY videos or the eight PLAYBOY special editions she appeared in although it almost didn´t happen. Shannon was in L.A. for a modeling job that fell through and was ready to go home and let the modeling thing go. Thankfully a friend told her not to go home until she gave PLAYBOY a shot and she became a playmate instead of getting her degree in animal behavior and working at a zoo or something. What a waste that would have been.

We come to a sad anniversary with the late Ashley Massaro on May the 26th but I wanted to include her in this list so that I can post another match with her. Which for some reason get deleted from YouTube and at this point I have given up trying to replace them in my old posts. So if you come across her in some of them and the video is not there anymore you don´t have to bother writing a comment. Usually I appreciate it when my followers let me know if a video was deleted - after all I can´t constantly check over 1,170 posts 24 / 7 - but in this case I´m making an exception.

Ashley made her debut winning the 250,000 $ 2005 RAW Diva Search thanks to her 36C - 24 - 32 hardbody beating out Layla El and Elizabeth Mikloski.

Ashley was never the most successful WWE Diva or the best female wrestler but she was still a great athlete with incredible muscle control, she had a lot of fans, she always was in a good mood and always made a great show. And not only because of her very skimpy wrestling outfits.

Before getting into wrestling Ashley was a very successful model who was Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA in 2002 and Miss Hawaiian Tropic in August 2004 and posed nude for PLAYBOY in 2003, 2004 and 2007 ( the first two times under the name Mackenzie Ryan ) which helped her gain a lot of fans.



Closing out the month of May on the 29th we have one of the biggest celebrities in the entertainment business with Latoya Jackson and back in the 90s everybody thought she would become the sex icon of the Jackson family that is known all over the world since she was naked in PLAYBOY.

A few times. Plus there was a special PLAYBOY video with Latoya being completely naked that I bought. Now it´s my number one sex fantasy of all times, the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks - whom we all lust after so my Latoya post is mainly a comparison between her and nympho Janet. The outcome should not surprise any longtime readers of this blog.

Naturally I couldn´t let the opportunity pass to post more videos with Latoya Jackson, especially if one of them is a rare live performance of Be My Playboy from her album Bad Girl at a US Air Force Base in Sussex.





For June I only got two birthdays but it´s a double dee whammy because they are both on the same day : the 12st. First up we have our second Andy Sidaris related birthday - and our first Baywatch related one - with PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month for May 1994 , Shae Marks . This hot mix of cherokee, irish and french who had her breasticles enhanced to her new 34D - 23 - 34 measurements had cameos on Married With Children ( alongside Donna D´Errico whom we already covered in part two of this PLAYBOY countdown ), Baywatch , Viper, Renegade and Black Scorpion ( if you don´t know what Black Scorpion is check out Joan Severance´s 2018 cult siren entry but we will also meet her in the last part ) but is best known for Andy Sidaris Day of the Warrior and Return to Savage Beach .

Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

Speaking of big mammaries and ultimate sexbombs who were just born for the stripper pole, meet real life blow up sex doll Ashley Alexa who is just a walking marathon sex orgy waiting to happen. Sadly she has not appeared in any adult movies although she clearly has the body for it and she also does not do nude photo shootings - at least according to her website.

Thankfully she made one exception for PLAYBOY. But I can understand that she does not do naked photo shootings. I mean, the lucky guys probably have a hard time ( no pun intended ) as it is keeping their raging woody in their pants when they are snatching bikini pics of her. If she starts posing nude the penetration invasion is almost guaranteed. Now you might ask why I went to Ashley´s website and the answer is so I could share some information with all who are interested to know more about her. Which is probably everybody. Ashley was born in Miami on June the 12th in 1985 which makes her 34 years old and her measurements are 34E - 25 - 36.

Holey Moley ! She really is a fantASStic dream babe. I bet she has problems remembering her boyfriends faces since she always looks the other way.

You know, this would be my second dream job after comic creator : making pictures of hot sexbombs like Ashley Alexa wearing only the tiniest string bikinis that have even less fabric than dental floss. And not only would I get see every inch of her body I also would get to tell her to get down and spread her legs like a dirty slut. Because it would be part of my job and it would be what I have to do to take the sexiest pictures possible of her.

And Ashley would not rebuff me like other women, on the contrary she would even be eager to do it and do it right. And I would be like : " Can you spread your legs a bit wider, Ashley ? You know, like dem horny asian prostitutes do. " and she would do her best to spread them apart as wide as humanly possible. Oh lord, she really has earned the name ASS - hley !



Having T´Pol in the post gives me an excuse to make an all science fiction bonus section starting with a rather recent find, the first episode of the web series Star Trek : Renegades with Walter Koenig and Corin Nemec.



There are not a lot of videos about the Star Trek comics that I haven´t posted yet so here is one about Storm, one of the biggest science fiction comics in Europe. It was Don Lawrence´s second big hit after The Trigan Empire and it even had a spin - off series about busty redhead sidekick Ember, The Chronicles Of Ember, detailing her life before she met Storm.



Closing our post is the original anime Outlanders and my younger brother used to read the manga which was one of the first mangas published by Dark Horse Comics together with Caravan Kidd both by Johji Manabe. 



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Delicate is not a word I associate with Mr. Tucker.

Schwarz Weiß Sonntag with The Steel Claw

The way things work - at least in a perfect world - is that we have a post about Marvel Comics, then a post about DC Comics followed by a post about a comic from a different comic company or a cult siren post.

However that almost never happens so I am glad that I can finally pay homage to one of the big anthology comics of my misspent youth.

I´m of course talking about KOBRA, a german comic magazine that reprinted various british series which were more often than not drawn by european artists. In this case it´s THE STEEL CLAW written by Ken Bulmer and Tom Tully and drawn by spanish artist Jesús Blasco who is relatively unknown in the United States. In Europe that´s slightly different since his comic series CUTO, ANITA DIMINUTA or BUFFALO BILL are well known. He even worked on 20000 AD´s INVASION with Pat Mills. He is best known in Spain, not only because that´s his tierra but also because he co - created CAPITAN TRUENO which is one of the three most famous classic spanish comic series together with EL GUERRERO DEL ANTIFAZ and EL JABATO.

Anyway, coming back to THE STEEL CLAW - or how it was called in german THE IRON HAND ( Die Eiserne Hand ) - it had an unusual protagonist as Louis Crandall started out as a villain. I don´t know if that was a trend in British comics at that time but a lot of the lead characters like THE SPIDER fought on the wrong side of the law. Louis Crandall was the assistant to scientist Professor Barringer and when we first meet him he thinks the professor is stupid not to use his inventions for his own personal gain.

Of course the usual lab accident happens ( you have to ask why there are never enough security measures to prevent them but on the other side without them we would have no story and I think it is realistic that it was hard for scientists back then to get enough funding to work properly ) and the steel claw gets attached to Louis Crandall, making him invisible and granting him extra strength whenever he gets an electric shock.

Which must have made it real popular with all the concerned parent associations. I mean, which boy wouldn´t want to be invisible to get away with all kind of things - from getting a little extra snack from the cookie jar to taking a peek at the busty older cousin under the shower which gives you a strange feeling in your pants ? And all it takes is a bit of electricity. Yeah, I bet this comic was really popular with the parents.

Anyway, unlike the protagonists in superhero comics Louis Crandall used his newfound powers to steal and became a psychotic criminal. It was later retconned that the accident which made it possible for him to become invisible made him temporally insane and after he regained his sanity he decided to use his abilities to fight crime. He joined the British secret service and espionage agency The Shadow Squad and his steel claw was souped up with a variety of weapons and useful tools in each finger. 

One of the reasons why I wanted to do this post now - instead of having to wait until Jesus Blasco´s next anniversary comes around in November - is that I read something on facebook where two guys were dissing the old KOBRA comics and especially the art. Now mind you, I have no illusions that this is Shakespeareian quality material as this was cheap work - for - hire, get - it - done - as - fast - as - possible and disposable four colored entertainment. On the other hand the same can be said about Stan Lee and Jack Kirby´s FANTASTIC FOUR and there are millions of comicbook afficionados who would put it on the same cultural level as the finest art.

I really had thought we are beyond the point where we - especially fans of  comicbooks - stop rating the value of art depending of its original purpose. Well it seems I was mistaken. So to balance the scores a bit - and because I still have enough material for a Jesus Blasco post if we all make it to November - I have decided to do my first post on THE STEEL CLAW.

This will be a different BLACK AND WHITE post because there is no colored art because this was printed in black and white. Which is another reason for making this post. In Today´s comicbook industry color is seen as the non plus ultra - even if the wrong coloring can destroy or at least obscure the original art as we have seen in our last post - which I think is not true.

As for my own comicbook collection, I don´t think I have many original KOBRA issues left after the big purge but I have managed to get a hardcover of THE STEEL CLAW and THE SPIDER ( which I still have to read ) via amazon and the two books are among my most prized possessions. 

I have not written a lot about The Steel Claw because I only know what I read in Kobra ( which was decades ago ) but thankful there are a lot of comic historians on the net who can help out when you are in a pickle.



Now the movie The Steel Claw from 1961 does not have anything to do with the comicbook of the same name but it was the first thing that came up on YouTube and I reckon most of my followers never heard of this film.



Man, it really seems that I can´t do a post without mentioning a celebrity birthday and Today it´s austrian actress and fashion model Sandra Hess who turned 52 on March the 27th. In Sandra´s case it is especially nerve wrecking that I completely forgot her anniversary because I found a clip with her just a few days before and naturally I looked her up and made a mental note to mention her in the bonus section because her birthday was just a few days away. And then I somehow completely blanked on it.

Which can happen when you have to deal with all this life stuff because of the corona lockdown. Anyway, Sandra was born in Zurich, Switzerland and besides german and swiss - german she speaks english, a little italian and is extremely satisfying at french. She also speaks french. She began modeling and working on television commercials when she was just 15 years old.

After completing high school, she entered the University of Zurich to study law but quickly decided it wasn't the right direction for her. She came alone to the US to pursue an acting career. Once settled in Los Angeles, she began taking acting classes. Her first break was in the hit comedy Encino Man ( 1992 ), playing a cavewoman to Brendan Fraser's caveman character. She later landed the lead role of Sonya Blade in the Mortal Kombat 2 : Annihilation sequel ( 1997 ) where she provides the two breast reasons to watch the movie with her 38B - 24 - 35 measurements.

She enjoyed the action aspects of that project and, since then, has found herself happily cast in other action roles and guest spots in SeaQuest 2032 ( 1993 ). Sandra has been a regular on Pensacola : Wings of Gold ( 1997 ), where she plays Alexandra " Ice " Jensen, one of the few women in the squadron and a member of the Nuggets with the " Sharpshooters." In her infrequent free time, she enjoys yoga, working out, and hiking with Gracie, a stray dog she saved from the streets of Los Angeles.



She also appeared on High Tide - which I also mentioned in my X - MEN WEEK post with Greg Capullo , Highlander, Gargoyle - not the cartoon but one of the many trashy movies with that title, NCIS, the Nick Fury : Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. tv movie with David Hasselhoff, Baywatch Nights also with David Hasselhoff and 34C - 24 - 34 Playmate Of The Month in September 1995 Donna D´Errico who played blonde beachbody Donna Marco about whom I wrote a very long part in my X - MEN WEEK post with Greg Capullo.

In the post I also wrote about The Human Target ( The comic and the tv shows, and I didn´t even mention that in the latest tv adaption Lee Majors played the original Christopher Chance - who was on one of my all time favorite tv shows The Fall Guy with 90s Power Girl Markie Post and Heather Thomas ) and some people have commented that I always drag up these old comicbook characters nobody but me cares about anymore.

Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 80s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.

THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI

But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show right from the beginning.

She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !

Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.

Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show but Markie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.

I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !

Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.

But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were then relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty two positions in a one night stand including some sexual practices that are illegal in fourteen states.

After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).

Coming back to Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters on every hormone driven boy's bedroom wall who even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot !

80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .

I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .

Well, besides the fact that the Human Target appeared a few times on the Arrow show I am also currently reading the third volume of TALES OF THE BATMAN : GERRY CONWAY and in the storyline where Batman turns into a vampire ( which happened actually a few times throughout his history ) Alfred hires Christopher Chance to impersonate Bruce Wayne because Vicky Vale has photographic proof that Bruce Wayne is Batman ( of course he doesn´t tell him that instead he hires him under the pretense that somebody tries to kill Bruce Wayne - which later on really happens ).

The whole thing ends with a three way melee between Deadshot, Batman and fake Bruce Wayne that convinces Vicky Vale that Bruce Wayne and Batman are two different persons. Man, I never understood why these female reporters always try to expose the heroes identities. I mean, even if they don´t have any personal problems because they are romantically involved with the heroes alter ego what do they gain from exposing his secret ? In the best case somebody who was really trying to make a difference has to quit the superhero business so they can make a quick buck while under the worst circumstances the reporter is responsible for the death of a hero, the decimation of a city or the destruction of the entire universe. I guess whoever writes these stories has had some experience with reporters who do everything to get a story. Well, besides these old comicbook tropes the art is done wonderfully by Don Newton.

Back when I got the TALES OF THE BATMAN : DON NEWTON hardback I was really miffed because they didn´t put a lot of his stories in it and I didn´t think they were going to make a second volume. Well now it seems that they already had everything worked out and were saving the biggest part of Don Newton´s oeuvre on the Bat - titles for the Gerry Conway books. 

Staying with DC Comics, Sandra Hess also guest - starred on Lois & Clark - The New Adventures of Superman with terrific tittilating Teri Hatcher.

Teri played the BEST Lois Lane on tv so far and was the first actress who made it believable that Superman would choose her over the ultimate sex bombs in the Justice League of America like Big Barda or Wonder Woman.

While there were a lot of hot women on the show Teri clearly was the main attraction showing off her bouncing boobies in a lot of sexy outfits.

Teri also was on Desperate Housewives where she showed she still looked rack - tastic and who can forget the famous " I´m not a stripper ! " scene ?

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills. 

Now the last thing I have to mention in connection with Sandra Hess ( before I have to take a brake because I can barely keep my eyes open ) besides the fact that she really knows how to spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute is that she also appeared on Sliders alongside 36C - 24 - 33 born for porn actress Kari Wuhrer who puts the fucktion in science.

She was put on the cast as the boner guarantee for the male audience and they got more than their money´s worth in the Wild West episode where her big melons are almost spilling out of her snug saloon girl corsage.

Now the attentive blog reader may have noticed that it wasn´t that long ago that Kari Wuhrer graced this section so you may ask yourself why I deemed this encore presentation necessary. The reason for that is that while I made three new GIFs of Kari I also forgot to mention something.

When I cast Kari Wuhrer as Gypsy in my Casting the Justice League movie series she hadn´t appeared on The Flash. So when I chose Kari for that role Gypsy´s super powers did not include vibing between dimensions but when people read it now they might get the impression that I chose her because of the tv show where she was sliding between the dimensions.

Kari also was in Hot Blooded, a really bad movie that doesn`t even have full frontal nudity. Nevertheless it´s one of my favorite movies with Kari because she looks really hot in this one. You get to see a lot of cleavage and boobs and in the first sex scene on the bed you can see her sexy ass.

And because one scene where she´s at a gas station and pulls down her leather top to make the desk clerk horny. She´s really pulling it in all directions so you get to see her full boobs. I have no evidence but I swear I can see some nipple. I bet Kari had to do this scene a hundred times as the crew was sabotaging all takes just to see her boobs again and again.

In any case, I had this scene on a video tape on a loop and I must have heard the words " This material just doesn´t breathe ! " a hundred times.



Like I said there is no full frontal nudity in this cineastic masterpiece but you get a bit of sideboob in a scene that was heavily cut on german tv.

They cut parts from when she´s using a whip to get into the mood and pours hot wax on his body. They also cut some parts from where she´s on top of him which I didn´t know until I found the movie on the internet.

Damn you, german tv for keeping Kari Wuhrer´s sideboob away from me !

Shooting this scene took a whole week because Kari´s on screen partner Kristoffer Ryan Winters - understandably -  got a huge erection every time the blow up sex doll rubbed her naked breasts all over him ( especially when her nipples were hard ) and climaxed before the end of the scene.

The lucky stiff ( in every sense of the word ) was so smitten with Kari that he agreed to not getting paid during the filming of the scene and even slipped director David Blyth some cash so he wouldn´t stop shooting. In the end Kari found out what was happening and almost fucked Kristoffer into a coma during a weekend long non - stop marathon sex orgy where she made him squirt his load so many times that he couldn´t get it up.

The next day they resumed shooting the scene and luckily they nailed it ( no pun intended ) with the third take because by the fourth Kari´s perky porn puppies had gotten Kristoffer hard enough to cut a diamond again. 

One last thing about Hot Blooded - which is called Black Leather, Hot Blood II in Germany - it is sometimes billed as Red - Blooded American Girl II even though it has no connection to the first Red - Blooded American Girl. The only reason why I am mentioning this is that the main female lead in the first one was Heather Thomas. You see, it´s all connected in this section. And if you thought that watching Hot Blooded was a waste of time don´t bother with Red - Blooded American Girl. At least we get a somewhat naked Kari Wuhrer in Hot Blooded and while the plot doesn´t make a lot of sense at least it´s simple and the movie is entertaining. 



As always here are a few videos about some of the things I mentioned in the post. We start with the only good thing in movies or tv that has worn the name Gargoyles. To paraphrase a certain martial arts master from a now long forgotten 80s action movie I featured just recently : " Those other Gargoyles movies are just shadows. Disney´s Gargoyles is the sun. "



Coming back to comicbooks for a moment, another serial that appeared in Kobra was The Rise And Fall Of The Trigan Empire - or how it was later shortened to The Trigan Empire - by Mike Butterworth and Don Lawrence.

The comic was a big pull for readers but how much of a success it really had become was something Don Lawrence found out when he attended his first comic convention in London in 1976 where he learned that it was syndicated all over Europe. Naturally he went to his publisher and when they refused to give him the adequate royalties or any other kind of compensation he quit and started to work for the dutch comic magazine Eppo where his new sci fi comic Storm became another huge success.



David Hasselhoff and Baywatch have come up a lot in my latest posts so here is a video to remind readers outside of Germany that besides being on Knight Rider and Baywatch he also had a huge music career over here.



There also was the already mentioned Nick Fury : Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. tv movie although I am not sure if that had a positive impact on his career or it was ever shown on german tv since the germans were again the bad guys. And while the movie has its own charme - plus the original white Nick Fury ( yes, before the Marvel cinematic universe Nick Fury was a white dude ) - the tv show we finally got is so much better. And I´m not only saying that because of sexbombs Ming - Na Wen and Chloe Bennet .

Recently I have binge watched the first four seasons of Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. because I had always hoped to do it with my late brother.

We started watching it together when it first started but somewhere along the first season he lost interest. I always bought him a complete season as a Christmas gift in the hopes that would pique his interest because I think he would have really liked it. Anyway, unlike shows like Lucky Man where so much happens in an episode that you have to take a break at least every two episodes to digest it all Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is perfect for binge watching. The only problem is that the seasons after season four are still not available on DVD here in Germany.



Yup, there actually is a cheesy movie with the word " claw " in the title.



Reading this section you might get the impression that I don´t like living in Germany but while there are a few negative things there are also tons of benefits and I don´t know if I could live anywhere else in the world.



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