Surviving the quarantine with Matt Wagner

Different people cope with difficult times differently and especially for artists this has been a trying time. One artist who keeps making things bearable is Matt Wagner through his daily quarantine gallery on facebook.

I should not have to explain Matt Wagner since he has worked on Batman and the big trinity for DC Comics although he is best known as the creator of the independent series GRENDEL and MAGE. And for the latter he just concluded a long awaited sequel. Anyway, for a while he has been doing his so called " quarantine gallery " and I have to say it´s become one of my highlights of the day to check out his newest art. At first it was just the usual characters you know and love but more and more Matt Wagner has tried - and succeeded - with doing fantastic interpretations of characters from independent comics, history or cult movies you never expected him to draw. So to make a long speech short I wanted to present some of my personal favorites in this post and if you like them - and I know that you will - check out Matt Wagner´s facebook page for more art goodness.

 

You know, I have always believed that a great artist can make every super hero costume look good and it shows with Aquaman´s classic costume.

 

 

With some artists it looks silly or quaint but other artists - like in this case Matt Wagner - manages to make it look regal and imposing. Speaking of Aquaman, since I probably won´t write any posts about him in the near future I thought I´d share the video of Aquaman going to college. Which is not the Aquaman we all know and love form the Super Friends cartoon ( to which we will come back later ) but somebody who was not born in Atlantis and just taught himself to breathe underwater and talk to fish.

 

 

COME OVER BABY THERE´S A WHOLE LOTTA OPPAI SHAKIN GOIN ON

 

I don´t know what it is about them butt asian girls are my kryptonite !

 

 

And I don´t want to resort to racial stereotypes that all asian women are natural born prostitutes because of decades of sexual assault but they have the extra oomph that works better than viagra that makes you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you get hard enough to cut diamonds - and makes you hear Me so horny me love you long time ! in your head.

 

 

When I first watched the Case Closed anime I found it a bit creepy that a grown man like Kogoro Mouri was still such a raving fan of teenage pop idol Yoko Okino but after seeing a few live performances by different j - pop and k - pop groups I must say their stage shows are really sexually charged.

 

These k - pop idols sing like angels, look like playmates, move like strippers and the suggestive and highly provocative moves of their performances would make anybody but the most seasoned porn stars blush. On top of that the audience often gets a glance at these living blow up sex dolls underwear - if they are even wearing any - and if not their outfits are often so tiny that they don´t leave anything to the imagination being strained to their maximum by the k - pop star´s booming bodies boobies so that they are only mere seconds away from a wardrobe malfunction.

 

 

You might remember that in my second post about Joe Staton´s GREEN LANTERN I did a feature on K- Pop artist / actress Jun Hyo - Seong which among other material included this GIF of Jun busting out her best moves.

 

 

Well, since then I have gotten a lot of comments on this, especially requests for more information. Now I am the first to admit that I don´t have the biggest knowledge about K - Pop ( as frequent visitors of the blog can attest I often only get aware of certain groups or artists after they have retired ) but I was intrigued myself. So I went on the internet and after various hours of research I can tell you that the GIF above is from one of Jun Hyo - Seung´s performances with her old group Secret of a song called Poison. And besides showing a lot of leg Jun really captured the crowd´s attention with her impressive boobie thrusting technique .

Jiggy Jun Hyo - Seung has always been at the center of attention since she became a fan favorite thanks to her 36A - 23 - 36 measurements but with this bonerinducing move she is taking things to a whole new level.

 

Daimn, I don´t know where Jun learned her new stripper skills but she has become a real pro at shaking her money makers like there´s no Tomorrow.

 

 

Now I have found the live performance of Poison from where the GIFs of boob thrusting Jun from above were taken but not in the best quality.

 

 

And I have found the performance from where the first GIF above of Jun showing her stripper skills was taken but sadly the embedding has been disabled so you have to watch it on YouTube . And for everything else I can´t include I found a compilation of the breast parts of 23 live gigs.

 

Of course I have to include some of Jun´s breast videos and we start off with a few that showcase her wild boob thrusting abilities, followed by three videos with a different ... let´s say focus than the others : in the first one the group changes halfway through from white outfits to the ones with the brown jackets and short shorts and it concentrates on their sexy legs so maybe it´s NSFW ( we all know nobody can spread their legs like those korean nymphos ), we have one with a whole lot of panty shots and the last one ( actually two if you count the backup ) not only has some good boob thrusts by Jun but also some close ups on her girating shorts.

 

Speaking of shorts, as promised earlier we return to the Super Friends cartoon with an episode about the shorts as well as the lost episodes.

 

 

One thing the Aquaman from the earlier video and most of the following versions have in common is that they all grew up in a lighthouse. Which is also the sight of a murder in Today´s feature film, Tormented from 1960. It´s the old story of a jazz pianist who is blackmailed by an old flame just when he is preparing to marry his fiance so he let´s her fall to death but then her dead body appears and disappears over the course of the next few days. I hate it when that happens. In any case the protagonist of our story would have been way better off getting back with his old girlfriend especially since she is played by 44B - 24 - 35 pin up model Juli Reding who looks ten times hotter than Lugene Sanders who plays his bland fiancee.

 

 

On the other hand married life is no picnic either and I´m not sure how I would categorize the next skit. Is it comedy, life advice or one long commercial ? That´s for you to decide but anything with Jenny Babas is okay in my book. And I just want to say, if a hasian blow up sex bomb like Jenny was my wife she couldn´t complain because a. ) it´s difficult to talk when you are deepthroating a huge erection and b . ) Jenny would be too busy spreading her legs like a fillipino hooker while I bang her brains out.

 

 

From super hot asians we come back to super heroes with another virtual Smallville panel. I have posted one before but like in most of these virtual panels the really big guns were absent so I wanted to include this one that features the holy trinity : Kristin Kreuk a.k.a. Lana Lang ( and the worst Chun - Li ever ), Michael Rosenbaum a.k.a. Lex Luthor ( as well as the animated version of The Flash ) and last but not least Tom Welling a.k.a. Clark Kent a.k.a. Kal - El a.k.a. Superman ( as well as Kaine on Lucifer ). 

 

 

We have another video from Wanted Adventure about the myth of german beer gardens and I have to say : where is the beef ? I mean, where is the myth ? Beer gardens exist and every country should have at least one.

 

 

For those who are not into black and white movies ( I know such people exist because a friend of mine never watches black and white movies and though he calls himself a movie buff he has never seen such classics like CASABLANCAS or CITIZEN KANE ) maybe Killer Clowns From Outer Space is more up your alley. I mean with a title like that they are predestined to be the subject of another brilliant review on Brandon´s Cult Movies Reviews.

 

 

From cult movies we come to cult tv shows, in this case the 19th episode of season two of I Spy called The Trouble With Temple guest - starring none other than buxom blonde Carol Wayne. Longtime followers of the blog might remember that I mentioned her in Mike Zeck´s birthday post back in 2016 and if you missed that you absolutely HAVE to google Carol.

 

 

The blonde bombshell with the mega inflated body of a living blow up sex doll predestined for the adult industry ( her exact body measures are not known but it is assumed that they were around 39DD - 24 - 35 ) made dreams come true when she did a nude PLAYBOY pictorial in February 1984.

 

 

With a curvaceous body that must have been the envy of most porn stars of that time she had many fans who followed her guest appearances on such television shows like I Spy, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. , The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. or The Fall Guy. She had roles in the movies Gunn, The Party and Heartbreakers in which she had a nude scene. Carol appeared in many sketches on The Red Skelton Show but she gained her greatest fame for her 100 plus appearances as the Matinee Lady between 1971 and 1984. In Love American Style she played a secretary that constantly distracts her boss with her big gazongas . She would´ve made one hell of a Power Girl !

 

 

We close things out for Today with the second episode of Blackstar because the quality of the first episode on YouTube was too low.

 

 

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There is thy gold, worse poison to men´s souls, doing more murder in this loathsome world, than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.

The Hostess with the mostess - DC edition

As promised last month here is the second part of those famous Hostess Fruit Pie ads from the Bronze Age of comics and while the first part was all about the ads from Marvel Comics this is dedicated to the DC Comics ads.

I must confess that I don´t remember any of these because - as longtime followers of the blog know - the very first american comicbooks I got were handed down to me from an uncle and he was not into DC Comics. He was more an AVENGERS, CONAN, IRON MAN guy. As in the Marvel Comics post I couldn´t put all of the DC Comics Hostess Fruit Pie ads into one post so I have tried not to put too many ads with the same hero - or heroine - into this post. Of course the most popular characters appear in the most ads - which is why there are a lot of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman ads - but I was a bit surprised how many AQUAMAN Hostess ads there were.

On the other hand we are all victims to the urban legend that Aquaman was always more of a joke within the ranks of the Justice League of America and that he was not a popular member because that was how he was mainly painted before the NEW52 series by Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis.

The truth is that Aquaman was a pretty good seller who not only was one of the few DC books that got through the DC implosion unscathed but when DC Comics had to reduce it´s number of superhero books after they lost their popularity after World War II the only superhero titles that were still published were Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Aquaman.

Also for a while AQUAMAN was one of DC Comics highest sellers especially around the time when Jim Aparo was penciling the book. There were some groundbreaking stories and people forget that Aquaman was not only the first superhero to get married but also the first comicbook where a member of the main cast was killed off and not brought back to life.

But enough with the DC Comics 101, here is the first part of the DC Comics Hostess Fruit Pie ads and going by the sheer number of ads left my next post will be either about the Archie Comics or Harvey Comics ads.

I´M GOING LOCO FOR COCO´S GIANT - SIZED ( 39DD !!! ) COCONUTS

But let´s get to the reason why guys really read my posts opening our litany of brabusting buxom celebrity birthday babes on March the 17th.

Can I say that I really envy rapper Ice - T ? Not only is he an award winning musician, iconic rapper and accomplished actor he also is married to a real life blow up sex doll Busenwunder Nicole " Coco " Austin, who turned 41.

Coco is the personified wet dream of every black man : a white sex freak built like a sister with an ass that just won´t quit who openly confessed to being a deepthroat nymphomaniac and jumping her man from behind the sofa as soon as he comes home to dicktame his pulsating manhood.

And you don´t have to wonder who was the inspiration for lyrics like :

My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest when she started pourin baby oil on her 39DD chest. Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip but let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin sex trip. She spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker, then she did a backflip, landed on my dick, faster than I could say " No ! " It was like a rodeo. I was with a sex nut, she sweated and she grinned with delight, this girl had crazy plans for the night. This girl tried to kill me, put me to the test, took me within a inch of my life, rode me like the Wild West, I came so hard almost passed out.

Since she looks like the original Bart Sears Power Girl with her 39DD - 23 - 45 measurements I cast her in that role in the first part of the Subzero edition of my Casting the Justice League of America movie post series .



Speaking of the b - word, Brittany Daniel turned 44 whom most people know from Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2, It´s Always Sunny In California, Just Shoot Me !, Club Dread, That 70´s Show, That 80´s Show or Dawson´s Creek but for me she will always be the buxom blonde twin who saved my summer.

Longtime readers may remember my post from my return to Spain and how far away from everything it is back home. I don´t know if it was during the time when my mother tried to get me to cold turkey comics but one year there was really not much on tv and as I had already read all the books and comics I had brought from my last trip to civilization so I was starving for entertainment in form of movies and tv especially involving hot women.

Unfortunately my parents had the control over the remote at that time so the only chance to wrestle it away from them was while they were making dinner. Which meant I was stuck with prime time tv shows which were not really known for including a lot of scantily clad girls. You have to remember this was pre - 24h nonstop tv and naked chicks going at it on HBO. But as fate would have it I discovered Sweet Valley High, which would have been your average teen show if not for the fact that it had two incredibly hot blonde sexbombs with hardbodies that make guys go crazy as the main protagonists who were twins to top things off. Brittany played Jessica Wakefield while her real twin sister Cynthia Daniels - whom you might know from her role in The Basketball Diaries with Leonardo DiCaprio -

played Elizabeth Wakefield. This show really helped me through some rough ( and hard ) times and on some days a scene with Brittany / Cynthia in a hot outfit - or even better - a bikini was the highlight of that day.

Since they are twins they both celebrate their birthday Today so I want to be fair ( especially since I can´t be sure who wore which outfit in which scene and both are damn hot ) and say thanks for the mammaries to both.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN 

Our last birthday for March the 17th is Patrick Duffy who turned 71 and is best known as Bobby Ewing in Dallas which featured just a plethora of hot babes like Stacy Sanchez, Michelle Johnson, Priscilla Presley, Coleen Camp, Charlene Tilton, Deborah Shelton, Morgan Fairchild, Barbara Carrera, Tracy Scoggins, Claudia Christian, Lesley Anne - Down, Victoria Principal, Janine Turner or Audrey Landers who together with her sister Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their big talents and could have made a fortune working the stripper pole.

Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the stunning Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN

The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is just a poor version of Nikki since she got her boobs inflated to pornstarsize. But back to the Landers.

Both of these blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.

AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOTING BACKFIRES

In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.

They thought it would help the direction of their career and that the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to more mature roles. Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.

Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters. There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and since they refused to spice it up to get more viewers nothing ever came out of it.

There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .

But as astonished as I am to see myself write this - maybe it´s the fatigue - I think we already have more than enough hot women in this post so instead I want to talk about a different tv series. Long before he voiced Steve Trevor on Justice League Patrick played another super hero, the only equivalent of Aquaman or Namor we were going to get on tv screens.

Yes, that´s right. I´m talking about the aquatic anachronism, the deep - sixed defender, the nomadic nautilus, the water warrior of the waves Mark Harris a.k.a. The Man From Atlantis which not only had a sadly short lived tv series but also a brief seven issue comic book series by Marvel.

Man, with blonde Brittany and Cynthia Daniels on Sweet Valley High, the brabusting Landers sisters and now The Man From Atlantis this part feels like a part of my childhood. Which basically is the whole idea behind this section : me rambling about the things of Yesteryear. And apropos, I kinda liked The Man From Atlantis. It was not high entertainment - most stuff that was on tv at that time wasn´t - but despite the formulaic antagonism of the evil Schubert ( which for some reason never came up in music class ) it was entertaining and I was not too discerning as long as I got to see a super hero on tv. Or at least the tv producer´s version of a super hero.

You can read the first issue on DIVERSIONS OF THE GROOVY KIND ( and when I say the first issue this includes feature articles, pin ups and the letters page ), SPACE : 1970 has a cover gallery from that series plus the original black and white art for a Mark Harris pin up by the great Gene Colan, PLAIDSTALLIONS has some pages from the UK comic that was published in the Look - In magazine, for a lengthy article on Look - In visit Mark West´s STRANGE TALES website and last but not least the tv series is on ME TV list of 15 Forgotten Sci - Fi And Fantasy Series Of The 1970s.



We are skipping the rest of the celebrity birthdays from March the 17th since I already covered them at length in my fourth post about Mark Waid and George Perez brilliant run on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD. Coming to my usual selection of bonus videos we start with one about comicbooks and another man from Atlantis, since contrary to popular belief Geoff Johns was not the first writer who took a more badass approach to Aquaman.



For my spanish readers who have somehow missed the subtle link above I want to include another episode of Un, Dos, Tres A Leer Esta Vez in the hope that somebody knows the name of this extremely gifted massita.

Un, Dos, Tres A Leer Esta Vez main goal was motivate people to read more ( I would have been extremely motivated if the blow up sex doll above with the huge melons would read to me in bed - and do other things ) and each episode was about a classic book. The episode with the subtle link is about Arabian Nights ( thus the bigbreasted sexbomb dressed up as a bellydancer ) and this one is about The Picture Of Dorian Grey. Those who don´t understand spanish still might want to check out the breast part of the show - which starts at 1 hour and 48 minutes - and any information about the identity of the brabusting blonde above is most welcome.



Speaking of women with giant - sized twin torpedoes who were born for porn I know I didn´t want to post more videos from SyFy Wire with Jackie Jennings because I am fed up with the media acting like the current state of animation is the non plus ultra and ridiculing any cartoon show that was done in the last millennium. I prefer a hand drawn cartoon that has a few flaws but character over a flawless 3D CGI animation with no soul that is so hip nowadays. I wanted to keep the aquatic theme of the bonus section going so since I already posted something with Street Sharks - and pirates - here is a video about a cartoon show I was not aware of : Tiger Sharks.



Even if it means we have to endure Jackie Jennings who really she was born to massage throbbing erections with her mouthwatering milkshakes until they become harder than unto a thing of iron. Watching the video I couldn´t shake the impression that her huge melons were too distracting in previous videos which is why she is trying to hide her two impressive talents - hashtag sweater puppies. If you want to see more of her breast features check out her video about MYSTERY MEN where she shows the only two reasons why she got her job and maybe somebody can make a GIF of her that I can include in future posts. It´s really unbelievable that so far nobody has made one considering the sheer size of her breasts.



We are closing out with the unplugged version of A Day At The Seaside.



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