It´s a World´s sexiest woman Wednesday !

We really have a lot of X - MEN / Marvel mutant related blog content this month first with the birthdays of Bob McLeod and Rick Leonardi , later on with my spotlight post on Dave Cockrum´s iconic run on UNCANNY X - MEN and now Jim Lee celebrated his 55th anniversary on the 11th of August. 

Now he is mostly known for his association with DC´s NEW 52 train wreck and everything that followed but back in the day he not only took over Marvel´s bestselling mutant book after the departure of Marc Silvestri he also brought mutant mania - and comic collecting mania - to new heights with the most sold X - MEN issue of all times. Plus his three Acts Of Vengeance issues of UNCANNY X - MEN that introduced the new Psylocke as a mega erotic hasian blow up sex doll are in the MARVEL VISIONARIES : CHRIS CLAREMONT hardcover which I just mentioned in my last post.

You can find more pages from Jim Lee´s issues of UNCANNY X - MEN in the post I did for him last year including the famous page from issue 8 of the adjectiveless X - Men with Psylocke in a very fetching swimsuit which was one of the main factors that propelled her to supreme x - babe hotness.

It also contributed greatly to Betsy´s third place in my COMICBABE BATTLE mutant massita countdown which longtime followers might remember.  

Lately there have not been that much links in my posts except to older posts so I am glad I can include some for other websites, in this case two from the excellent THE REAL GENTLEMEN OF LEISURE website. The first one has to do with the subplot of Psylocke trying to get into Cyclops´ pants that was going on in the x - books at that time. Cyclops always was one of my favorite characters and the fact that he was trying to get it on with hasian Betsy instead of Jean Grey made him only cooler in my book.

Hmm, first Jean, then Betsy and then Emma, Scott really seems to go for telepaths. Of course it has his perks in the bedroom when a woman knows all your depraved sex phantasies but I think there might be some things you would keep to yourself. In any case our first link is a review of X - MEN 17 in which Scott walks into Psylocke in the shower by accident ( yeah, right, that´s also what I always say ) who wears nothing but a towel.

The second link brings us back to Jim Lee and the fifth place from my COMICBABE BATTLE x - women as it examines UNCANNY X - MEN issue 269 titled Rogue Redux in which everyone´s favorite power leeching southern belle is finally cleared of Carol Danvers psyche and powers. It also started a somewhat romantic entanglement between Rogue and Magneto which spilled over into her romance with Joseph and ultimately led to Rogue having a child with Magneto in the alternate AGE OF APOCALYPSE reality.

Last year´s Jim Lee appreciation post has mostly pages from two Marvel series - X - MEN and PUNISHER - but also the FANTASTIC FOUR HEROES REBORN issues and some stuff from the Batman books. The post includes some celebrity birthdays from August the 6th to August the 11th including Lisa Boyle, Bob McLeod, Rick Leonardi and Claudia Christian who we have already covered this month. There are also a few more celebrity birthdays - this time just from August the 11th - in my 2016 Jim Lee birthday post .



We got some older birthdays from July in this John Romita Jr tribute post but also some from August the 5th and the 12th and there are also some celebrity birthdays from the 12th of August in this FLASH FRIDAY WITH PAUL RYAN post from 2016 . Now I don´t know if there are all these strange connections happening when I write these posts, if that is something that I am influencing - maybe even subconsciously - but be that as it may on August the 14th we have another sexbomb who appeared in one of my comicbook babe posts as Catherine Bell, a.k.a.  the juggs of J.A.G. by fans ( her 34D weapons of mass erection are completely natural ) turned 51.

So far I haven´t gotten around to do a solo post on Catherine but she has been a candidate in my Casting the Justice League of America Movie series, this time as Catwoman in the Hollywood edition. Which is a bit weird since Catherine Bell has outed herself as a lesbian. Although as openly oversexed as DC has been the last few years it wouldn´t surprise me if they made her bi - sexual. I mean, she always had a thing for pussies when you think about it. As for Catherine Bell, I have the feeling that I am always writing the same things but I don´t think her mega successful The Good Witch has hit Germany yet, neither the movies nor the tv series.



Speaking of catwomen who appeared in my comicbabe posts we also got nubian sex goddess Halle Berry a.k.a. the sexiest woman on the planet ( for which she was voted twice !!! ) who is celebrating her 53rd birthday.

Ever since it was announced that Halle Berry would portray the number four of my x - women countdown Ororo Munroe a.k.a. Storm on the big screen I was pumped because I naturally thought she would put the xxx in X - Men with some Last Boy Scout type strip action since in the original comicbooks Storm always was reluctant to wear a swimsuit ( remember this was before she bared her boobs in Password : Swordfish or did her ultra explicit sex scene in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob dry in front of the entire crew ) but as we all know that sadly never came to pass. Speaking of Monster´s Ball, I know I promised to elaborate further on my fruitless quest to find an uncut version of the movie ( which was not only cut once but actually twice ) but I will need more time than I have a the moment to do this topic justice.

 
What I will mention is that one of the best sex scenes in cinema history almost didn´t happen. The director of the movie Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew she was the ultimate natural born blow up sex doll he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.

Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster during these meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute but she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role. 

And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

Since I mostly wrote about my future wife on August the 14th you can find a few more choice birthdays from that day sprinkled throughout last year´s Halle Berry tributes as well as in this Halle Berry post from 2017 .

Usually I would follow up the part about Halle Berry with a video of the newest entry in my afro - american aphrodite list Normani and while I DO have a lot of her videos left to post I also don´t like to be predictable. So to switch things up here is one of her Fifth Harmoni ex colleagues, Dinah Jane, who is a big tease because she gives us just enough underboob to keep us interested but not enough boobage to really show something.

I guess she was afraid of having another wardrobe malfunction as she confessed to have had during her days with the group. Anyway, she´s no Normani but she does have some moves and if she would show a bit more undershirt view underboob nipple Bottled Up would be a perfect video.



Sadly I have already posted all the good videos with Halle Berry and since I think Dianh Jane´s underboob teasing hasn´t exactly helped you with that nubian nookie itch here are some ASStounding candidates from the Hot 100 Bikini Contest in honor of Halle Berry´s ASSential scene in The L - ASS - T Boy Scout where she proved that she has one of the bASSt butts.







Time for more videos with blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv. In previous posts I wrote that 41 is probably her cup size, 41DD or 41E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like Yaya Han so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a Russ Meyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.

And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.

Now most of these videos are rather short so I am including a batch of five as usual. I could spend my summer vacation between those titanic tits ! 







Speaking of blonde sexbombs with huge tits made for porn, the last time I wrote about Terri Runnels I didn´t have the following video which is one that I have been looking for a long time because Terri wears one of her best outfits in it. It´s the famous match between the late Brian Pillman and the late Owen Hart and the reason why it´s so famous is that Flying Brian Pillman made Terry Runnels dress up like a slut in a skimpy leather hooker outfit . He previously had a match against Goldberg where Marlena - as she was called back then - was the prize and Brian won the match.

Brian made the most of having Terri as his new manager / sex toy and here he claimed he could not compete because he was injured. He had used Terri like a cheap prostitute all night long in a seedy motel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual frustration but when he made her assume the last glorious position he supposedly slipped and hurt his arm. Of course Sergeant Slaughter didn´t believe him. Well, he didn´t believe the part where he hurt his arm. The part where he merciless drilled Terri was more believable as Brian had already broken Terri in when they were dating.

This was before she married Golddust and Brian really banged her brains out at every chance. Anyway, the match still took place and Terri is almost falling out of her clothes. I could not find a good GIF of this ( so maybe the match is not as famous as I thought ) but I will post one as soon as I can make one. Nevertheless I wanted to post this video as soon as possible. 



The line between manager, valet and sex slave has always been blurry in wrestling and it is a well known fact that Arne Anderson used Tylene Buck as his personal blow up sex doll because he claimed he could help her with her career and other members of the NWO - no pun intended - like Scott Hall frequently used all the valets for shall we say recreational purposes.

Later on the degenerates from Misfits In Action subjected Tylene to all night sex position warfare and she really served under canadian Lance Storm who together with the other members of Team Canada tag teamed relentlessly pumping the busty blonde until she became a willing member.

It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.

Since we are on the subject of female wrestlers I want to continue my tribute to the late Ashley Massaro who had incredible muscle control.

I already posted the GIF above so here is the corresponding match. Ashley goes up against Mickie James with Trish Stratus as the special referee.



We are continuing our series of classic childrens cartoons with the fella I was thinking about as a kid when someone told me there was this strange british doctor who would always build these strange contraptions and having adventures in time and space. They should have done a crossover.



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Cult siren spin off : Invasion of the Normani

This is the second spin - off post from the last post I started writing in 2018 but as longtime readers of the blog know once I get started it´s difficult  for me to stop and I fell that like Fabian Nicieza the newest addition to my top ten sex phantasies Normani deserves her own post.

Okay, it´s not completely her own post since she has to share it with two other afro - american cult siens but she gets the biggest part. And that way it´s like one of my cult siren triple threat post I used to write at my old boob blog. As a lot of other cult siren spin off posts this one has its genesis in the entertainment block which means the birthday section so we start with John Amos who just turned 79 on the 27th of December.

The list of movies and tv series he starred or guest starred in is way too long to list here since you have seen him in everything from The Bill Cosby Show, Roots, The Beastmaster, Love Boat, The A - Team, Hardcastle And McCormick, Stingray, Die Hard 2 and Walker, Texas Ranger to Coming To America ( which is called The Prince Of Zamunda in Germany which only would make sense if that place existed ) and The Fresh Prince Of Bel - Air.

Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.

Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .

Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and Tatyana Ali has always been that between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her body to the test not even once.

The truth of that statement notwithstanding Tatyana Ali still looks terrific ( she has one of the breast natural racks in Hollywood - period ) as you can see in the following interview about how she was cast as Ashley.

Today it is a worldwide phenomenon but a lot of people forget that before the show became a global success the producers took a big risk. Unlike Today where rap music and hip hop are part of the mainstream pop culture so nobody knew if a show with a rapper as the main star could succeed.



We continue with afro american cult sirens and there are probably not many that are better known than Nichelle Nichols who played Uhura on Star Trek and who celebrated her 86th birthday on the 28th of December.

Keeping in mind that Uhura was the first black woman in a leading role on US tv and not only the first black woman on the Enterprise but the first woman on the Enterprise period it is strange that I could not find better animated GIFs with her. Long before Beyonce or Madonna she went by only one name and she always made those skintight mini skirt uniforms look especially good with her 35 - 23 - 37 measurements which led to her being discovered as a teen by jazz legend Duke Ellington. Who brought her on tour with him as a singer and dancer. In the 1960s the knockout worked as a glamor model before she was cast in Star Trek. Once she was on the show she continued to break barriers sharing tv’s first interracial kiss with the esperanto speaking ukrainian - canadian - jewish actor William Shatner. Originally Uhura was supposed to kiss Spock but once William Shatner saw Leonard Nimoy rehearse the scene with Nichelle he wanted to get a piece of the action and insisted to do it. " Whoa, whoa, whoa. if anybody is gonna get to kiss Lieutenant Uhura it´s gonna be me. " As Nichelle Nichols recalls Shatner also insisted on rehearsing the scene all the time " to get it right " even after she had told him " It´s right, it´s right. I promise you it´s right. " She knew why he really kept rehearsing the kiss but she didn´t mind because they were having such a great time.

There are rumors that they did more than just kiss but I could not find any confirmation of that. But it wasn´t all fun and games on Star Trek. In 1966 she was ready to leave because of the racist death threats that were constantly sent to her but was persuaded by civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. to stay on the show. Some internet sources claim that she hasn’t uncloaked her twin photon torpedoes yet while I have seen some nude pictures on other websites. In any case she got to show a bit more skin in the famous mirror universe episode and what some people don´t know is that Uhura is not really the best name for a woman in Germany.

As for the Star Trek comic books, apart from some special projects like the graphic novel by Adam Hughes or the crossover with the Legion of Super - Heroes I never read much of them and I don´t have a good excuse. When I started reading american comics DC had the license and made a very long run based on the new movies but for some reason I never got into it.



Last but not least I want to complete the trifecta of nubian sex goddesses with the newest addition to my list of dream girls. Today´s music video is a callback to a previous post and Normani´s incredible performance of Janet´s The Pleasure Principle at the 2018 BMI RnB and Hip Hop Awards.



Which I naturally missed although this time I DO have a very good excuse : I was busy drawing, publishing and pimping my new comic book, travelling to a lot of comic cons. Anyway, when I first posted it I didn´t know much about Normani but the more I learn the higher she climbs in my ranking.

As frequent visitors of the blog may know ultimate nubian sex goddess Janet " the best body in showbiz " Jackson is my number one all time sex phantasie which is the reason that I gave her three solo posts besides three entries in my Justice League of America movie cast . But Normani is slowly making her way up to the pole position and it would be no shame to come in second place to Janet. Especially since the chances of me ever having sex with an international super star like Janet Jackson are almost nonexistent while it may happen that I come across Normani somewhere.

From what I have seen online Normani has an incredible body that won´t quit and her milkshakes can go toe - to - toe with Janet´s perfect orbs.

On top of that she also has incredible dance moves so I thought that she earned her living by expertly sliding up and down the stripper pole.

Okay, I have to cool down. As always I did a bit of research so here is what I found out. Her full name is Normani Kordei and she is a former member of the group Fifth Harmony. Even if you have been living under a rock you might remember their hit I´m Worth It which was a worldwide success.

Normani was a contestant on the second season of The X - Factor USA in 2012 but was eliminated during the second round of boot camp. But her performances must have impressed the judges enough to bring her back to form Fifth Harmony with four other girls. They made it to the finals but only finished in third place which again shows you that the ones who win these contests are not always the best singers or the best performers.

Speaking of the best performers, as my male readers are wondering : the animated GIF of Normani doing the splits like a natural born stripper is from Fifth Harmony´s performance at the 2017 Mtv Video Music Awards ( yep, that´s another awards show I missed and have to track down now ).

Wow, looking at how easily blow up sex doll Normani slides down I think I have to give her an even higher pole position if not THE number 1 spot because that is the big equalizer. I mean Janet Jackson is the ultimate black sex nympho but I don´t know if she can spread her legs like that.

And it´s no shame to come in as a very close second best to natural born striptease goddess Janet " the best porn body in showbiz " Jackson who showed her incredible skills in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher which was so hot it never aired on german music tv.

It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.

 

Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Right now ultimate cosplay sex dream Yaya Han holds the number two position ( there are a few other much more explicit positions I would love to see Yaya Han assume and now that she has done an interview with PLAYBOY I hope we get to see her spreading her sexy legs in a nude pictorial ) not only because my chances of bumping into her at a comic convention in Germany are higher than of actually meeting any of the other sexbombs on my dream date list. Or because she is in the top area of bustiness with her giant 40D oppai. It is mainly because this hasian sensation  combines four of my favorite things : asian sexbombs who are all natural born blow up sex dolls, women with big boobs and Yaya clocks in with a whopping 40D ( not to mention that she gave herself these XXL - sized giant melons ), video games / movies / comic books and dressing up for sex. I mean, how many chicks do you know who bring their own Chun Li or Power Girl outfit to the bedroom ? And in her case we know from her Chun Li pictures that she is a real pro at spreading her legs wide apart.

So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving exotic sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Oh boy, this looks like I have to make my number two position a three way tie between Normani, Yaya Han and Halle Berry . She had slipped down to number three since she only did an erotic dance in Last Boy Scout and teased us in Catwoman but started to rise again when she finally went topless in Password : Swordfish . But to top it all of Halle Berry has totally redeemed herself with her boner - inducing Monster´s Ball sex marathon.

Which was not fake sex. She totally used Billy Bob Thornton as her dildo and the way this living blow up sex doll ( who was voted most beautiful woman on the planet ) relentlessly slam - banged his brains out makes it seem like she auditioned for a higher ranking in my all time wet sex dream list. With Halle Berry there really is no going back once you had black !

And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.

In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so this year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

Okay, we have to slowly come back to Normani. She was born on the 31st of May 1996 in Atlanta, Georgia with makes her 22. With her incredible 36D ( OMG ! What a Busenwunder ! And it´s all natural ! I call first dibs on this ultimate boob queen ! ) - 24 - 37 ( Daimn ! Dat Booty ! ) measurements it´s no wonder that she is not only a songwriter and singer but a dancer.

And while Normani doesn´t make her money working the stripper pole like I erroneously first thought she definitely has the flexibility for it thanks to her gymnastics training at a young age and also the perfect body. There are black women ( and I don´t mean afro - american women because I am not only talking about american women of african heritage ) who have a big butt that sticks out ( no pun intended ) from the rest of the body but Normani is the perfect blend of big juicy breasts, long muscular legs almost up to her chin and a chiseled fit torso with an incredible tight bubblebutt.

 
Earlier I said that she is an ex - member of Fifth Harmony as the group has split up to pursue their solo careers. Normani has released a few songs since then and is currently working on her solo album which comes out this year. But we were on the subject of Normani´s dancing skills and she really showed that she is one of the best on the 24th season of Dancing With The Stars, She continously impressed the judges and the audience and everybody expected her to win but for some reason she was ranked third place. Boy, Normani is just oozing sex appeal and males around the world got huge erections only by watching this sexbomb breathe heavily !

As I have already said in previous posts, Germany has THE worst version of Dancing With The Stars. In other countries we have sexy contestants like french rumpshaker Alizee , Stacey Kiebler, Kellie Pickler, Vivica A. Fox, Toni Braxton or Pam Anderson and I haven´t seen much of the spanish version but there were definitely some incredible sexbombs there. And I´m not even mentioning mexican Bailando Por Un Sueno which is a straight out striptease competition. Compared to that you only watch the german version as a last resort. Anyway, I have not seen all other performers but the few dance numbers of Normani that I have seen were simply flawless and I can understand that many people think she was totally robbed.

And since seeing is believing here is one of the best performances of Normani from Dancing With The Stars I could find. Two things I haven´t mentioned so far : her face is incredibly beautiful especially when she smiles. And it´s just fun to watch her dance. The way she goes at it with complete abandon makes you fell so hyped and she is a wonder to behold.



I also wanted to include a video of Fifth Harmony and naturally I choose the one with Normani in a bikini even though she doesn´t do the splits.

The title is a bit long All In My Head ( Flex ) featuring Fetty Wap but who is paying attention to that ? I´m still thinking of Normani doing the splits.



Since I could not think of a typical " black " cartoon show ( I went through my bookmarks and it´s crazy how white some of them are ) here is one with James Avery best known for playing Uncle Phil on The Fresh Prince.



And for obvious reasons I am closing out Today´s post with the episode Aladdin And His Wonderful Lamp from the Faerie Tale Theater starring James Earl Jones as the genie and Leonard Nimoy as Aladdin´s fake uncle. 



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