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Monday, December 31, 2018

Cult siren spin off : Invasion of the Normani

This is the second spin - off post from the last post I started writing in 2018 but as longtime readers of the blog know once I get started it´s difficult  for me to stop and I fell that like Fabian Nicieza the newest addition to my top ten sex phantasies Normani deserves her own post.


Okay, it´s not completely her own post since she has to share it with two other afro - american cult siens but she gets the biggest part. And that way it´s like one of my cult siren triple threat post I used to write at my old boob blog. As a lot of other cult siren spin off posts this one has its genesis in the entertainment block which means the birthday section so we start with John Amos who just turned 79 on the 27th of December.


The list of movies and tv series he starred or guest starred in is way too long to list here since you have seen him in everything from The Bill Cosby Show, Roots, The Beastmaster, Love Boat, The A - Team, Hardcastle And McCormick, Stingray, Die Hard 2 and Walker, Texas Ranger to Coming To America ( which is called The Prince Of Zamunda in Germany which only would make sense if that place existed ) and The Fresh Prince Of Bel - Air.


Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.


Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .


Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and Tatyana Ali has always been that between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her body to the test not even once.


The truth of that statement notwithstanding Tatyana Ali still looks terrific ( she has one of the breast natural racks in Hollywood - period ) as you can see in the following interview about how she was cast as Ashley.


Today it is a worldwide phenomenon but a lot of people forget that before the show became a global success the producers took a big risk. Unlike Today where rap music and hip hop are part of the mainstream pop culture so nobody knew if a show with a rapper as the main star could succeed.



We continue with afro american cult sirens and there are probably not many that are better known than Nichelle Nichols who played Uhura on Star Trek and who celebrated her 86th birthday on the 28th of December.


Keeping in mind that Uhura was the first black woman in a leading role on US tv and not only the first black woman on the Enterprise but the first woman on the Enterprise period it is strange that I could not find better animated GIFs with her. Long before Beyonce or Madonna she went by only one name and she always made those skintight mini skirt uniforms look especially good with her 35 - 23 - 37 measurements which led to her being discovered as a teen by jazz legend Duke Ellington. Who brought her on tour with him as a singer and dancer. In the 1960s the knockout worked as a glamor model before she was cast in Star Trek. Once she was on the show she continued to break barriers sharing tv’s first interracial kiss with the esperanto speaking ukrainian - canadian - jewish actor William Shatner. Originally Uhura was supposed to kiss Spock but once William Shatner saw Leonard Nimoy rehearse the scene with Nichelle he wanted to get a piece of the action and insisted to do it. " Whoa, whoa, whoa. if anybody is gonna get to kiss Lieutenant Uhura it´s gonna be me. " As Nichelle Nichols recalls Shatner also insisted on rehearsing the scene all the time " to get it right " even after she had told him " It´s right, it´s right. I promise you it´s right. " She knew why he really kept rehearsing the kiss but she didn´t mind because they were having such a great time.


There are rumors that they did more than just kiss but I could not find any confirmation of that. But it wasn´t all fun and games on Star Trek. In 1966 she was ready to leave because of the racist death threats that were constantly sent to her but was persuaded by civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. to stay on the show. Some internet sources claim that she hasn’t uncloaked her twin photon torpedoes yet while I have seen some nude pictures on other websites. In any case she got to show a bit more skin in the famous mirror universe episode and what some people don´t know is that Uhura is not really the best name for a woman in Germany.


As for the Star Trek comic books, apart from some special projects like the graphic novel by Adam Hughes or the crossover with the Legion of Super - Heroes I never read much of them and I don´t have a good excuse. When I started reading american comics DC had the license and made a very long run based on the new movies but for some reason I never got into it.



Last but not least I want to complete the trifecta of nubian sex goddesses with the newest addition to my list of dream girls. Today´s music video is a callback to a previous post and Normani´s incredible performance of Janet´s The Pleasure Principle at the 2018 BMI RnB and Hip Hop Awards.



Which I naturally missed although this time I DO have a very good excuse : I was busy drawing, publishing and pimping my new comic book, travelling to a lot of comic cons. Anyway, when I first posted it I didn´t know much about Normani but the more I learn the higher she climbs in my ranking.


As frequent visitors of the blog may know ultimate nubian sex goddess Janet " the best body in showbiz " Jackson is my number one all time sex phantasie which is the reason that I gave her three solo posts besides three entries in my Justice League of America movie cast . But Normani is slowly making her way up to the pole position and it would be no shame to come in second place to Janet. Especially since the chances of me ever having sex with an international super star like Janet Jackson are almost nonexistent while it may happen that I come across Normani somewhere.


From what I have seen online Normani has an incredible body that won´t quit and her milkshakes can go toe - to - toe with Janet´s perfect orbs.


On top of that she also has incredible dance moves so I thought that she earned her living by expertly sliding up and down the stripper pole.


Okay, I have to cool down. As always I did a bit of research so here is what I found out. Her full name is Normani Kordei and she is a former member of the group Fifth Harmony. Even if you have been living under a rock you might remember their hit I´m Worth It which was a worldwide success.


Normani was a contestant on the second season of The X - Factor USA in 2012 but was eliminated during the second round of boot camp. But her performances must have impressed the judges enough to bring her back to form Fifth Harmony with four other girls. They made it to the finals but only finished in third place which again shows you that the ones who win these contests are not always the best singers or the best performers.


Speaking of the best performers, as my male readers are wondering : the animated GIF of Normani doing the splits like a natural born stripper is from Fifth Harmony´s performance at the 2017 Mtv Video Music Awards ( yep, that´s another awards show I missed and have to track down now ).


Wow, looking at how easily blow up sex doll Normani slides down I think I have to give her an even higher pole position if not THE number 1 spot because that is the big equalizer. I mean Janet Jackson is the ultimate black sex nympho but I don´t know if she can spread her legs like that.


And it´s no shame to come in as a very close second best to natural born striptease goddess Janet " the best porn body in showbiz " Jackson who showed her incredible skills in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher which was so hot it never aired on german music tv.


It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.

 

Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.


I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.


Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !


I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.


Right now ultimate cosplay sex dream Yaya Han holds the number two position ( there are a few other much more explicit positions I would love to see Yaya Han assume and now that she has done an interview with PLAYBOY I hope we get to see her spreading her sexy legs in a nude pictorial ) not only because my chances of bumping into her at a comic convention in Germany are higher than of actually meeting any of the other sexbombs on my dream date list. Or because she is in the top area of bustiness with her giant 40D oppai. It is mainly because this hasian sensation  combines four of my favorite things : asian sexbombs who are all natural born blow up sex dolls, women with big boobs and Yaya clocks in with a whopping 40D ( not to mention that she gave herself these XXL - sized giant melons ), video games / movies / comic books and dressing up for sex. I mean, how many chicks do you know who bring their own Chun Li or Power Girl outfit to the bedroom ? And in her case we know from her Chun Li pictures that she is a real pro at spreading her legs wide apart.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving exotic sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Oh boy, this looks like I have to make my number two position a three way tie between Normani, Yaya Han and Halle Berry . She had slipped down to number three since she only did an erotic dance in Last Boy Scout and teased us in Catwoman but started to rise again when she finally went topless in Password : Swordfish . But to top it all of Halle Berry has totally redeemed herself with her boner - inducing Monster´s Ball sex marathon.


Which was not fake sex. She totally used Billy Bob Thornton as her dildo and the way this living blow up sex doll ( who was voted most beautiful woman on the planet ) relentlessly slam - banged his brains out makes it seem like she auditioned for a higher ranking in my all time wet sex dream list. With Halle Berry there really is no going back once you had black !


And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.


In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.


Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so this year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .


Okay, we have to slowly come back to Normani. She was born on the 31st of May 1996 in Atlanta, Georgia with makes her 22. With her incredible 36D ( OMG ! What a Busenwunder ! And it´s all natural ! I call first dibs on this ultimate boob queen ! ) - 24 - 37 ( Daimn ! Dat Booty ! ) measurements it´s no wonder that she is not only a songwriter and singer but a dancer.


And while Normani doesn´t make her money working the stripper pole like I erroneously first thought she definitely has the flexibility for it thanks to her gymnastics training at a young age and also the perfect body. There are black women ( and I don´t mean afro - american women because I am not only talking about american women of african heritage ) who have a big butt that sticks out ( no pun intended ) from the rest of the body but Normani is the perfect blend of big juicy breasts, long muscular legs almost up to her chin and a chiseled fit torso with an incredible tight bubblebutt.

 
Earlier I said that she is an ex - member of Fifth Harmony as the group has split up to pursue their solo careers. Normani has released a few songs since then and is currently working on her solo album which comes out this year. But we were on the subject of Normani´s dancing skills and she really showed that she is one of the best on the 24th season of Dancing With The Stars, She continously impressed the judges and the audience and everybody expected her to win but for some reason she was ranked third place. Boy, Normani is just oozing sex appeal and males around the world got huge erections only by watching this sexbomb breathe heavily !


As I have already said in previous posts, Germany has THE worst version of Dancing With The Stars. In other countries we have sexy contestants like french rumpshaker Alizee , Stacey Kiebler, Kellie Pickler, Vivica A. Fox, Toni Braxton or Pam Anderson and I haven´t seen much of the spanish version but there were definitely some incredible sexbombs there. And I´m not even mentioning mexican Bailando Por Un Sueno which is a straight out striptease competition. Compared to that you only watch the german version as a last resort. Anyway, I have not seen all other performers but the few dance numbers of Normani that I have seen were simply flawless and I can understand that many people think she was totally robbed.


And since seeing is believing here is one of the best performances of Normani from Dancing With The Stars I could find. Two things I haven´t mentioned so far : her face is incredibly beautiful especially when she smiles. And it´s just fun to watch her dance. The way she goes at it with complete abandon makes you fell so hyped and she is a wonder to behold.



I also wanted to include a video of Fifth Harmony and naturally I choose the one with Normani in a bikini even though she doesn´t do the splits.


The title is a bit long All In My Head ( Flex ) featuring Fetty Wap but who is paying attention to that ? I´m still thinking of Normani doing the splits.



Since I could not think of a typical " black " cartoon show ( I went through my bookmarks and it´s crazy how white some of them are ) here is one with James Avery best known for playing Uncle Phil on The Fresh Prince.



And for obvious reasons I am closing out Today´s post with the episode Aladdin And His Wonderful Lamp from the Faerie Tale Theater starring James Earl Jones as the genie and Leonard Nimoy as Aladdin´s fake uncle. 



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Sunday, August 21, 2016

Happy rumpshaking birthday with Alizée !

Today Alizée celebrates her 32nd birthday and initially I just wanted to mention her in the birthdays of Today´s post but after going through my GIF vault I realized that it is impossible to narrow it down to just a handful. And because the part with her would probably be longer than the rest of the comic post I decided to finally give her a post of her own.


Now usually when I have a celebrity about whom I have already done a post on ye old boobie blogge I just whip out the old copy / paste schtick but since most of the post were pictures and download links I´ll have to write a bit more. Alizée is also part of the cult sirens where I could swear I have already done a post about them only to find out that I didn´t.

Like usual I went to wikipedia to get a few infos but they omit the most important facts. For those few that don´t know her, Alizée Jacotey or just Alizée for short is a french singer best known for her perfectly round bubblebutt which she loves to put on display and her erotic dance moves like what has become known around the world as the Alizée bodywave.


But I´m getting ahead of myself. When Alizée was 16 she entered the talent contest on Graines de Star as a singer because they only allowed groups in the dance category in which Alizée originally wanted to start.

She gave the winning performance and was discovered by Mylene Farmer with whom she produced many top 25 hits like her first one Moi Lolita which you might have heard if you don´t live under a rock because it became a worldwide number one hit. Alizée got a lot of mileage out of her Lolita image which she milked for all it´s worth and she´s always been aware that she can easily give most males guilty pleasure by shaking her firm jailbait ass in their face. On numerous occassions she delivered steamy live performances which were only excuses to expose her butt cheeks to a drooling audience. The best known is J´en ai marre ( I´m fed up in english ) in which she was 19 years old so guys all over the world could stop feeling guilty about their fantasies of the sexbomb voted the Second Sexiest Woman In The World in 2010 and 2011. This performance is referred to in Spain as el baile del pescadito which means dance of the little fish and it took me a while to grasp why. I was so hypnotized by Alizée ´s rotating rear I never noticed the little red fish on her hotpants.


Here are a few more animated GIFs from that historic dance number which is only a small selection of the best of the best I found on the internet and check out JOJOHELPS for more then 100 GIFs of Alizée.


Since the GIFs above are actually from three different tv shows and it would take a few posts to put them on the blog in GIF form I have decided to add them all. The first one has censorship bars ( some kind of voting ) through most of it´s duration which is why I could not use much of it.



This one also has huge bars blocking the spectator´s view on Alizée´s perfect bubblebutt, this time it´s to bid on an auction for various pieces including a guitar of Johnny Hallyday and an original Walt Disney sketch.



If the performance in the following video looks familiar it´s probably because this stage dance routine is the inspiration behind the in game dance routine for the Female Night Elf race in World of Warcraft.



This is the same video as above plus the following interview.



This is one I hadn´t seen before, Alizée performing on Hit Machine.



Just to include all performances of this song in the post I´m adding the videos from Top of The Pops and Eurobest. The video below must be from the british show because in the episode that was broadcast in Germany the camera guy went to extreme lengths not to film Alizée´s buttocks.



I can´t possibly list all her accolades - you can use the wikipedia link at the top of the post for that - so I´m just going to mention a few things.


According to the IFPI and SNEP, Alizée is one of the best - selling female French artists of the 21st century, and the singer with most exports out of France. She entered the music business in 2000 and has since released six studio albums, the first two composed by Laurent Boutonnat and written by Mylène Farmer. Her first album called Gourmandises received Platinum certification within three months of release. After its international launch in 2001, Gourmandises was a success both in France and abroad, earning Alizée the distinction of being the highest selling female French singer in 2001.The album featured her most successful single Moi Lolita which reached number one in several countries in Europe and East Asia, in the UK the song was acclaimed by the New Musical Express who recognised it with a  Single of the Week award. It became a rare example of a foreign - language song to chart highly in the UK, peaking at number 9. Alizée followed it with a series of albums that attained immense popularity by pushing the boundaries of lyrical content in mainstream popular music and imagery in her music videos, which became a fixture.



Despite her sexbomb body, steamy performances and being portrayed as the ultimate Lolita through her early albums Alizée has managed to emit a modest, demure and family - oriented image in public during her teenage years which is one of the reasons why she had so many younger fans.


Here is one of those, a cover of La Isla Bonita by Madonna, Alizée´s big idol. This was a french show and I think Madonna was one of the guests.



In 2013 and all grown up with an eight year old daughter Alizée finally got her chance to compete in a dance competiton as she became one of the contestants on the fourth season of the reality show Danse avec le Stars.


Since we don´t get french tv through cable anymore I had to go to the internet to get any clips of this at all but it was totally worth it. I have said it a few times but it bears repeating that even though Germany does nothing else than copy other countries movies and tv shows they have the worst versions of everything. I have seen Dancing With The Stars and the spanish and german versions too ( at the moment I can´t remember the names ) and the german shows are just the worst without any question.


Since my french is not that good - and wikipedia doesn´t deem it necessary to elaborate on that point - I don´t know if she was one of the outsiders but she definitely became a crowd favorite with her electrifying performances and stunning outfits like for her Bollywood inspired dance.


Normally the people I like don´t win the contests but Alizée did win the fourth season of Danse avec le Stars, in fact the show was so successful that she went on tour the next three years with Grégoire Lyonnet, her partner from the show. They started to date and married in 2016.



I wanted to add Alizée´s version of swan lake to the post as an example of the more difficult dances she pulled off but the only videos I found were of bad quality or from the tour or both. So instead here is the tango.



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