A movie rummage table with Eddie Murphy

We have a really big anniversary with Eddie Murphy who turns 59.

I mentioned him in a previous post but only briefly which is astounding since he not only is responsible for some of the biggest blockbusters but also worked with a whole litany of not only of the hottest afro - american aphrodites Hollywood has to offer but with the ultimate sexbombs in all of Tinseltown period. And while I can´t do a rundown of all of his movies - for that I would need a whole series of MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE posts - I will list some of the cult sirens he worked with accompanied by a few comments about the movies they starred in. And as always this is not supposed to be a complete overview and is only my personal best of.

But before we come to this litany of lubricating ladies I have to mention that I wrote a post about Eddie Murphy´s ex - wife, MILF Nicole Murphy .

We start with real life 37DD - 26 - 38 Jessica Rabbit Nikki Cox with whom Eddie Murphy worked together in Nutty Professor II : The Klumps, a movie we will return to for the number one nubian sex goddess of all time in this list. As for Nikki Cox, that is a porn name if I have ever heard one which makes the fact that she never did porn although her body was made for it even more incredible. I cast the bigbreasted redhead with the sexy hourglass figure as the female Dr. Fate Linda Strauss in my first post of the Hollywood edition of casting the Justice League Of America movie series.

With that the movie continued the tradition of the first movie The Nutty Professor which featured skin flick veterans Lisa Boyle and Athena Massey. So far I have seen none of the Nutty Professor remakes with Eddie Murphy but from what I have seen in trailers and clips I don´t find them very appealing. I have seen the original with Jerry Lewis and I´m not sure why the premise of the movie was changed from the original Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde motif where a nerdy teacher is transformed into the coolest guy on the campus to just a fat guy who turns into a fit guy.

Aside from the opportunity to make a lot of fat jokes. Which are not that particularly funny when you are struggling with loosing weight yourself.

Another thing that this movie and the sequel seems to celebrate ad nauseum is the famous toilet humor which also is not my cup of tea. So unless I read somewhere that the number 1 on this list has an incredible nude scene in part two I will probably never see any of these movies.  

We continue with cult siren Denise Crosby who is best known for putting the fiction in science as Security Chief Tasha Yar in Star Trek : The Next Generation. She starred in 48 Hours which was completely butchered by the german censorship board FSK that cut the movie down from 1 hour and 36 minutes to a measly 1 hour and 26 minutes ( although there have been less censored german versions released in the last few years ).

The sequel, Another 48 Hours, which starred another midnight movie massita with Shauna O´Brien didn´t fare much better in Germany as the original runtime of 1 hour and 33 Minutes was reduced to 1 hour and 25 minutes. Although there is a version with less than two minutes cut.  

In The Adventures Of Pluto Nash Eddie got to work with blaxploitation super star Pam Grier whose name was the inspiration for the secret identity of the Avengers Tigra. The nubian sex goddess and her giant 38D double chocolate shakes appeared in a whole plethora of cult movies where she displayed her stunning physique to the delight of her fans.

Black really don´t crack and Pam still looked terrific in The Adventures Of Pluto Nash. Which for me is one of Eddie Murphy´s most underrated movies. Okay, it may not be Oscar - material but it has some nice special effects, besides Pam Grier we also have Rosario Dawson in the cast and the flick does have some unexpected plot twists. I guess the film just didn´t catch on with audiences but I don´t think it deserves its bad rep. 

A movie that deserves its bad rep is Beverly Hills Cop 2 not only because it´s the best example of how Hollywood used to make sequels - do the same as in the first movie just add more movie stars and more explosions without understanding why the original formula worked - but also for the blatant misuse of sexual stallion Brigitte Nielsen who was in her prime.

I mean as bad as Cobra ( or City Cobra as it was called in Germany ) was at least it had a photo session with Brigitte. Somehow she never managed to fulfill her potential as a Sexbombe and her luck with comicbook movies wasn´t much better either. Her She Hulk movie didn´t make it out of the planning stage and her Red Sonja movie is really bad. One thing that always bugged me about Red Sonja was that in her origin didn´t make much sense to me. In the comicbook she was granted superior strength as long as she was undefeated by men in battle. Which means that in the case when she needed more strength the most - namely when some guy got the upper hand on her - the goddess would deny her that. Which for me is just a sexual assault waiting to happen. It´s almost like this goddess wanted the biggest, longest, hardest, baddest, most brutal and perverted delinquents to use and abuse Red Sonja like a cheap blow up sex doll. 

Now it´s been quite a while since I last saw the first two Beverly Hills Cop movies ( I have seen the third one once and you couldn´t pay me enough to watch it again ) and I don´t know if it´s old age or if they cut in in the german version ( for which I could find no proof at the usual websites where censored movies are listed ) but while I can vividly remember that there was a scene at a strip club in the first movie I completely blanked on the fact that there also was a scene at a strip club in the second one.

I wasn´t able to find out the name of the real life stripper in Beverly Hills Cop, only that she recommended the song that plays in that scene, Nasty Girl by Vanity. I did however find out the names of the two women who play the strippers in Beverly Hills Cop 2. The first is Teal Roberts and she strut her stuff in the 1984 comedy Hardbodies and The Last Boy Scout. 

The other stripper was played by Miss Nude World 1981 and PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month in January 1990 Peggy McIntaggart which for me is especially annoying because I have featured her a few times on the blog always mentioning that she not only appeared in a lot of PLAYBOY videos thanks to her stunning 36E - 23 - 35 measurements, she played one of the aforementioned strippers in Beverly Hills Cop II, Maggie in Lady Avenger, Keela in Phoenix the Warrior and was in the obligatory Baywatch episode. 

There are too many playmate birthdays in the year to put them all on the blog so I concentrate on the few I´m familiar with from the time when the PLAYBOY magazine was a big part of my regular reading material and Peggy McIntaggert really stood out because of her incredible Power Girl figure.

Speaking of playmates in Eddie Murphy movies in general and Beverly Hills Cop 2 in particular, I completely forgot the scene at the Playboy Mansion.



The scene features Ola Ray, Alana Soares, Venice Kong, Luann Lee, Kymberly Paige ( not to be mistaken for Nitro Girl leader and wrestling sexbomb Diamond Doll Kimberly Paige who not only has a similar name but also shares a birthday with her but she will be featured in our next X - MEN MONTH post ), Kymberly Herrin, Leilani Soares, Anne Lamont, Pamela Santini, Sarah Quick, Marlene Kingsland, Monet Swann, Natalie Smith, Kari Whitman and the 34C - 24 - 34 Playmate of the Month in June 1986 Rebecca Ferratti whom I´ve also featured on the blog before . 

We are staying with ultimate sexbombs with playmate measurements as the next movie on our list is Trading Places where a young Jamie Lee Curtis´ topless scene earned her the nickname " freezeframe " as her scenes in such movies like Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to Jamie´s erection guaranteeing 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

But Jamie was not always a sex symbol and started out in horror movies like Halloween and The Fog ( which also starred cult siren Adrienne Bareau about whom you can read more in this brand new spin - off post ) where she quickly became very famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s premiere scream queens. Although she later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs had busted out.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity. Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her nude body. A lot of other actresses auditioned for the role and while I could definitely see Demi Moore in that part ( who is the number one in my  Top Movie Stripteases thanks to her spectacular performance in Striptease ) or even Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Geena Davis, Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Jennifer Jason Leigh and possibly Lea Thompson or Sharon Stone I thank God that it wasn´t given to Emma Thompson, Melanie Griffith, Debra Winger, Anette Benning or Joan Cusak.

I have already done a number of posts on JaMILF Lee Curtis : the original post which mostly contains pictures with links to animated GIFs , one post with all the pictures I could find , a re - posted version with a few GIFs added and the post I did on her in 2016 which has lots of spectacular GIFs.

Speaking of dream girls, that´s also the title of a movie where Eddie Murphy co - starred with the inventor and living embodiment of the term " bootylicious " Beyonce . I have the movie somewhere in the house but so far I haven´t watched it because I already have enough drama in my life.

We are staying with ultimate nubian sexbombs and the next one is cult siren Halle Berry with whom Eddie Murphy worked on Boomerang. Halle Berry did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last Boy Scout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and completely redeemed herself in Monster´s Ball where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob totally dry in front of the entire crew. Which nobody really got to see since they censored it more than three times - about which I wrote a special post .

Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so in 2018 I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .

Now I promised that we would return to Nutty Professor II : The Klumps for the number 1 in this list which is none other than my all time wet sex dream the living blow up doll that walks a.k.a. the best body in showbiz, Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) who is a well known sex maniac and insists on inspecting all her new employees - orally.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

That was a lot less about Eddie Murphy´s movies that I had originally planned but maybe we can pick up where we have to stop next year - provided we are all still around then. Today´s kids have no idea how big Eddie Murphy was and every time a new movie with him came out it was an event. His films always had the best jokes, the best action, the best special effects and the best babes. That all went downhill after Pluto Nash and his later movies never reached that level of success. I mean, even when some of his flicks had an interesting premise like Holy Man you can see how much the studio execs intervened as soon as the movie starts criticizing our consumerist society or capitalism. Nope, can´t have that. They are backtracking that stuff so fast that you get serious whiplash.



Eddie Murphy also did voice acting for such animated movies like Mulan or the Shrek films and another pioneer of portraying people of color in animated form - as well as comicbooks - was the late Dwayne McDuffie.



You probably expected me to post a music video by Beyonce or Janet Jackson but I´m going with a different afro - american trailblazer. I came across this a while ago and I just can´t wait until Lil´ Kim´s next birthday.



Since I mentioned born for porn Nikki Cox I want to post another episode of Unhappily Ever After before they are deleted from YouTube again.



I already posted the photo session with Brigitte Nielsen from Cobra in another post so here is a video essay about this underrated masterpiece.  



We are closing things out with Jungle Emperor Leo, the anime from which Disney stole the idea for The Lion King. I know they made a new version of it ( I can´t call it a live action version because while the animals look more realistic they were still generated on a computer ) but I´m not a big fan of the original so why should I waste any more time and money on it ?



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Well, am I supposed to be walking around with my butt hanging out and my boobs up to my ears, with voluptuous lips and high heels all the time ? That person still lives within me but it doesn´t necessarily mean it´s there every single moment of the day.

A movie rummage table with Over the Top

Well, once again I have gone off on a complete tangent while writing my latest post and since this part has become way too long to be workable - and most of it is an unscheduled review of the 80s classic Over The Top with Sylvester Stallone - I have decided to revive my MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE series since you can get this for a few bucks and do a spin off post.

Now I´m not saying it´s Oscar material or a lost cineastic gem but I feel that the movie has gotten a kind of bad rep and very much undeservedly.

Here in Germany there is currently the Cannon - Lernwoche at one of the tv stations where they are kind of trying to make fun of Cannon Films. At the same time they are trying to cash in on the fact that Cannon movies are still popular or at least people still want to see them. And as much as Today´s Millenials might be wrinkling their noses at these productions as somebody who went to movie theaters in the 80s and 90s I know that Cannon movies gave the public what they wanted. Not those films that are so much in vogue now with everybody talking about their feelings and everybody being politically and socially aware and important topics. Nope.

What people wanted to see was an easy story with a plot that you can follow where good wins over bad and the good guy is kind of stoic and solves his problems by punching - or shooting - people. Or doing both.

And Sylvester Stallone was kind of predestined for this because what he lacked in articulation he made up for in on - screen - presence and action. He may not be as big of a superstar Today as he was back then and one thing people forget is that he started out living in a trailer park and made it to being one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. When Sylvester wrote the script for the first Rocky movie his wife was pregnant and he had to provide for his family so when he declined the 300.000 the studio offered for the script and insisted on playing the title role everybody thought he was crazy. The same thing happened when he decided to direct Rocky II but that was more out of necessity because the studio executives wanted Rocky to start taking drugs and have sex with bitches - you know the usual Hollywood cliches to show how broken a certain character is because that makes them interesting - and Stallone knew that was not Rocky Balboa.

Now granted, not all of his movies are that well remembered now but with a few of them the general perception of it has changed. I remember when Fist - the movie he made about the beginnings of the trade unions - came out all of the critics saw it as another Stallone movie where he plays a guy who earns his place in the world with his fists. Now whenever it is on tv the television guide files it under interesting and accurate study of the beginnings of the trade unions with an oustanding Sylvester Stallone.

Which brings us to Over The Top. Here we have tropes like the underdog father - nobody plays an underdog like Sylvester Stallone - who is a truck driver and who suddenly has to try to reconnect with an estranged son. As it could not be any other way his wife dies and his stepfather who is wealthy to the whazoo wants to get custody of Stallone´s son. The only way to win enough money to be able to care for his son is winning the World Armwrestling Championship and hijinks ensue. Now the movie goes through all of the paces you expect from such a movie and it gets corny and old fashioned and far fetched but I think that is one of the strong points of it. Yes, we already know how the movie is going to end but in this case the journey is more important than the destination. I mean who wouldn´t want Sylvester Stallone as his father ( remember, he´s Rocky, Rambo and the City Cobra ) and it´s not easy making an action packed movie about such a static sport like arm wrestling. The movie title is really the mission statement here because this film is over the top in every way.

So for me this is a movie that I like to watch once in a while. I don´t know if it is nostalgia or if I just generally like a few Stallone movies that most people don´t like. I mean, even though I already knew the plot from the original with Louis De Funes I enjoyed Oscar. Okay, there are some movies that are not that good and I´m sure making Rhinestone had less to do with his agent telling him if he would not do it Arnold Schwarzenegger would do it and more with two reasons his co - star Dolly Parton provided.

I mean, who wouldn´t want to work with an actress whose titanic twin torpedoes ( which have been reported anything from 38CC to 48DD ) hold the world record for a woman with the biggest breasts in a non r - rated movie for Nine To Five ? It is not known what went on between those two but according to Sylvester Stallone the most fun he had on a movie was with Dolly Parton on Rhinestone and Dolly Parton also said Stallone was fun to work with, nuts, sick, crazy, a scream - as well as pretty to look at.

What is known is that Sylvester Stallone did a lot of rewrites on the script in an attempt to bring more dark humor into the movies and he may have added more than just a few steamy sex scenes with Dolly. After shooting Sly spent most nights " rehearsing " those scenes with Dolly in her trailer and it is well known that Sylvester is a method actor. So for most of the shooting they had their special midnight olympics and it is not known if those scenes would have ended up in the movie or if Stallone just put them into the script he gave Dolly so he could bang her brains out because a new director came in who changed everything. In any case who could blame Sylvester Stallone for trying to tame a living sex dream like Dolly ?  

With a first name that is short for blow up sex doll and the corresponding body she was predestined for a career in porn movies and it is all the more astounding that she managed to have a clean and wholesome image. But if there ever was a woman born to play a whorehouse matron in a musical it´s Dolly Parton and it´s a crying shame she never got to play Power Girl.

Speaking of women who should have portrayed Power Girl, one who is no longer with us is Playmate Of The Year 1993 Anna Nicole Smith who was a prime candidate for my Search For Power Girl series at my old boob blog.

She did get naked in her PLAYBOY videos and the skin flicks Skyscraper and To The Limit but I would have loved to see her giant gazongas in a movie with Dolly Parton. That would have been pure double D heaven. It could have been a spin - off from The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton as the Mom and Anna Nicole Smith as the nymphomanic daughter.

The story could have been the usual where they try to leave their lives as prostitutes behind and go to a new town. Then one of their old customers finds them out and blackmails them into becoming the new town whores.

And after a few nude scenes where they are used and abused by drunken perverts in any way imaginable so that you get your full money´s worth of having ultimate blow up sex dolls Anna Nicole Smith and Dolly Parton in the movie by showing every inch of their spectacular bodies they finally manage to turn the tables - which of course includes using their porn star bodies to seduce the bad guys with even more hardcore sex - and escape.

Apropos the Maid of Mammaries, in 2016 I managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just got to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window. 

So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found all the episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !!! 

By the way, if you are looking online for pictures of Jeannie Mai do not be surprised if you come across somebody who might look slightly familiar.

Because on the React videos there is also a hasian with the name Jeannie Mai - Jeannie Elise Mai to be exact - and besides starring in everybody´s favorite YouTube channel she apparently has done some model shootings.

I tried to verify it and came across a page that has a plethora of pictures of all the Teens React girls - some of whom even I was not aware of. In any case, there were so many pics that I will have to go over the site another day but here I am feeling guilty about posting a few animated GIFs about the lovely react babes and there are websites out there with a truckload of pictures. Man, I was thinking if I should continue posting the videos at all and now I´m finding out that I´m the least pervy guy on the internet.

Since we have kind of a bonus post I want to go with a little Sylvester Stallone theme for the first two videos and we start with Angel of the City from official soundtrack to Cobra or how it was called in Germany The City Cobra. This was back when Brigitte Nielsen was still do - able. By the way, can anybody deny or confirm if there actually was a She Hulk movie ?



Next we have the Nostalgia Critic reviewing Demolition Man and coming to the conclusion that without knowing it the movie makers did a pretty accurate depiction of the future and guess what ? It´s the future we are currently living in with twitter, tumblr and SJWs. If you haven´t seen it you must check it out - it also features Sandra Bullock back when she was hot - and if you HAVE already seen it maybe you want to watch it again. Like Angel Heart this is not the same movie if you watch it a second time.



Finally a video with a woman who is still hot right now. There are a few videos from this show on YouTube but this was the only one where you can see some of the good parts with Jeannie Mai. I think the show had a second season but without Jeannie Mai which defeats the purpose IMHO.



Because one of the questions from the clip above is about Rihanna having a tattoo of a certain egyptian goddess on her body I thought this would be a good idea to post another episode of Isis but since we already had a movie review and something from tv I wanted to go with a cartoon. Now there is Freedom Force but I already posted a video from that. I also already posted the first episode from the Rambo cartoon ( yes, there really was a RAMBO cartoon ) so to keep the motif of horsepowers going our last two videos are of the immensly popular 80s franchise M.A.S.K.



I didn´t get much into it but I know my brother was a huge fan and he bought all the german M.A.S.K. comic - some of which had art by the legendary team of Curt Swan and Kurt Schaffenberger. In America only 14 issues were made but the series was so popular over in the UK that their version ran for 80 issues. So when the german M.A.S.K. magazine ran out of US material they just continued with the UK comics. For some strange reason there is no entry in the Deutscher Comic Guide for this series but according to the Grand Comic Book Database the Bastei Verlag continued with the german M.A.S.K. magazine until issue 28. I thought of tracking down the UK comics ( no pun intended ) as a present for my brother but now that he has moved into a new house and is getting rid of big parts of his comic book collection I don´t know if that is still such a good idea.



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