Showing posts with label Yasmina Filai. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yasmina Filai. Show all posts

Thursday, April 09, 2020

A DD Donnerstag with Hugh Hefner - part 5

We are slowly making our way to the finish line as this is the penultimate chapter in our homage to Hugh Hefner. Only four more months to go. Yay !


We continue our perky playmate parade on September the 3rd with two candidates, the first is 39B - 24 - 36 vixen Valerie Perrine in 1943 and so far no actress has surpassed her as Luthor´s aide / sexbomb Miss Teschmacher be it on the tv shows or the new grim and gritty DC cineastic universe. On top of that she has also been nude in PLAYBOY and quite a few movies.


WANNA CHECK MY DRIVER´S LICENSE AND MY CANNONBALLS, OFFICER ?

Isn´t it strange how the guys at Hollywood always act like the old movies are tame compared to Todays entertainment that´s so cutting edge and risky yet because of the political correctness BS the last version of Miss Teschmacher was a sexually non threatening girlie with as much charisma as a glass of milk while we had a 39B Playboy cover model in the original version who was the first actress to purposely display herself nude on american television ? Many people don´t know it but centerfold Valerie Perrine also appeared in one of the best known scenes from the first Cannonball Run movie and the reason for that is that she´s uncredited.


The most remembered scenes from the first Cannonball Run movie involve the Lamborghini Babes played by Tara Buckman and cult siren Adrienne Barbeau. Now I don´t think I have to explain the Lamborghini Babes whose main trick to avoid getting hassled by the cops is flashing some cleavage. Which doesn´t work on a hot lady cop played by Valerie Perrine.


We come to the second candidate from September the 3rd in 1975 with natural born stripper Yasmina Filali and like with a lot of german celebrities on this list I have not been able to verify her measurements so I have to list them as unknown. Yasmina is best known - at least in Germany - from her PLAYBOY pictures in May 1999 and as martial arts specialist, bouncer and stripper - not necessarily in that order - Yvonne on Die Rote Meile.


The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It followed the lives of pimps, prostitutes and strippers but they were all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv where people from this walk of life are always horrible people. Anyway, I watched every episode because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode not interrupted by commercials.


Daimn, that girl really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass. Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that . And there were some on Die Rote Meile as I found out when I tried to find the names of the best strippers. Yes, only the " real " actors are mentioned in the cast meaning those with a speaking part which tells you which place some women still occupy in Today´s society. So if anybody out there knows the name of the living blow up sex doll with the big melons below put it in the comments.


Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : firstly, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And second, hair color can really make a difference because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same stunning figure as a blonde she´s kind of - meh - looking while as Luna with the black wig she´s a real firecracker !


Speaking of firecrackers coming to September the 4th we have 34C - 24 - 36 PLAYBOY´s Playmate of The Month for March 1995 and Playmate of The Year for 1996 Stacy Sanches . She is one of the most memorable women and I recommend her Playmate Calendar videos as well as her appearances with her sister Kim Sanchez in Playboy´s Wet & Wild : Bottoms Up and in Playboy : Sisters and just Stacy in Playboy´s Playmates Bustin´ Out .


On September the 5th we have one of the biggest cult sirens to ever grace the pages of PLAYBOY magazine, none other than 37D ( !!! ) - 25 - 36 silver screen goddess and pin up queen Raquel Welch. So far I haven´t had the time to do a proper cult siren post on her - or transfer her cult siren post from my old bobblog here - but I mentioned her in connection to Markie Post´s fellow THE FALL GUY cast member Heather Thomas who was one of the few women on the planet who managed to become a more popular pin up than Raquel Welch. If only for a certain period of time.


The very next day, on September the 6th we again have two candidates and the first one is Carol Wayne in 1942. Longtime followers of the blog might remember that I mentioned her in Mike Zeck´s birthday post back in 2016 and if you missed that you absolutely HAVE to google Carol Wayne.


The blonde bombshell with the mega inflated body of a living blow up sex doll predestined for the adult industry ( her exact body measures are not known but it is assumed that they were around 39DD - 24 - 35 ) made dreams come true when she did a nude PLAYBOY pictorial in February 1984.


With a curvaceous body that must have been the envy of most porn stars of that time she had many fans who followed her guest appearances on such television shows like I Spy, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. , The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. or The Fall Guy. She had roles in the movies Gunn, The Party and Heartbreakers in which she had a nude scene. Carol appeared in many sketches on The Red Skelton Show but she gained her greatest fame for her 100 plus appearances as the Matinee Lady between 1971 and 1984. In Love American Style she played a secretary that constantly distracts her boss with her big gazongas . She would´ve made one hell of a Power Girl !


Also born on September the 6th but in 1961 we have the brabusting Miss Nude World 1981 and PLAYBOY´s Playmate of the Month in January 1990 Peggy McIntaggart. The busty blonde not only appeared in a lot of PLAYBOY videos thanks to her stunning 36E ( !!! ) - 23 - 35 measurements, she played one of the strippers in Beverly Hills Cop II, Maggie in Lady Avenger, Keela in Phoenix the Warrior and was in the obligatory Baywatch episode.


There are too many playmate birthdays in the year to put them all on the blog so I concentrate on the few I´m familiar with from the time when the PLAYBOY magazine was a big part of my regular reading material and Peggy McIntaggert really stood out because of her incredible Power Girl figure.  


Speaking of blondes with big power girls, on September the 12th we have a new entry from my James Robinson birthday post about THE GOLDEN AGE and LEAVE IT TO CHANCE with one of the biggest MILFs in Germany.


When you’re a skinny blonde who inflates your tits to titanic proportions is it any surprise that you’d want to show them off at any opportunity ?


Thankfully, no, and that’s just what top - heavy born for porn blow up sex doll Ramona Drews does playing herself in reality tv shows like Versteckte Kamera ( the german version of Candid Camera where she played a topless mannequin in a shop´s window display that suddenly moved much to the delight of male clients ) or Blitz where her on camera demonstrations how she still could give milk with her new giant - sized 34D porn star implants brought new heights of infamy for her and record views for the network.


She also did an incredible nude pictorial for the german PLAYBOY edition. 


How can we top german 34D MILF Ramona Drews ? Well, on September the 19th we have american mega MILF Julianna Young, Playmate Of The Month in November of 1993 who clocks in at an unbelievable 38F ( !!! ) - 21 - 34.


When she did her first pictorial she was the second oldest playmate in PLAYBOY history with 33 years but I didn´t mind since I was 26 myself at that time and I´ve always had a thing for more experienced women with huge breasts. So I had no problem with this Power Girl lookalike, especially in light of her big double airbags. I dreamed of getting tamed by Julianna. 


Besides her huge implants Julianna is also known for being one of the first playmates with a trimmed pubic area. It was a long time before all of them adopted this fashion and now its weird to imagine the women otherwise.


We continue with essential 90s playmates on September the 25th with 36D - 22 - 33 beach bunny Kerri Kendall, PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for September in 1990. Besides her nude pictorial she was in 30 PLAYBOY special editions, numerous videos - especially in the Wet & Wild videos - and she was one of the few who got her own videocassette ( I´m old ).


I bought it at the Karstadt in Stuttgart because they had a different selection of videocassettes than in Ludwigsburg together with a few movies and when the guy in front of me saw the videocassette he said " Daimn, I should have bought that instead of " well, whatever movie his woman made him buy. I´m positive he came back really quick to get it. 


Like myself Kerri was constantly daydreaming in school and she must have developed at an early age because she started modeling at the age of 15.

In Kerri´s own words : My first appearance in front of a large group of people was in the Miss Mission Beach Contest. I was the youngest contestant and with out a doubt the Crowd Favorite. I didn't win the title of Miss Mission Beach but I took home a trophy for People´s Choice. I think I was more proud of that than if I had actually won the title. I saw it as " Well, six judges on the panel chose that girl over there but two thousand people on the beach chose me ... hmm ... I can live with that ! "


Two years later at 17 I entered the contest again and took home the title.

They didn't give me the People's Choice title this time, but the whole crowd was chanting my number. The prize for winning Miss Mission Beach was an all expense paid trip to Jamaica. I stayed at the Hedonism II resort in Negril and upon leaving, I vowed to return ! I am still determined to honor that vow and when I do you'd better believe I'll be doing some live web - cam chats from there and I'll post pictures galore all over the site.


The Miss Mission Beach title brought a lot of attention my way. I started doing bikini and hot legs contests all over San Diego, averaging 2 contests a week even through the winter. The day after my 18th birthday I had a photographer shoot some nude photos and submit them to Playboy. I had wanted to be a Playmate for so long I was not going to waste any time !


Finally I was a Playboy Playmate of the Month. I was even so lucky as to have my birthday month as my centerfold month. Wow, what a rush.


Though I was shooting quite a bit and going out on a lot of promotions I chose to keep my ' regular job ' at an outpatient surgery center. It was always important to me not to get caught up in the fantasy world of Hollywood and modeling. I think the combination of Libra and Year of the Dog demands a constant state of balance for me. I can never go too far off in one direction. If I have a regular job I have to supplement it with the fantasy, glitzy modeling jobs and if I'm modeling a lot I make sure I do something closer to the ground to keep me centered and balanced.   


Speaking of ultimate sexbombs, closing out the month of September on the 29th we have without a doubt the most prominent playmate on this blog, none other than natural born stripper Erika " Double E " Eleniak.


Erika was the Playmate Of The Month July in 1989 and she also enhanced her boobs to the size of two giant twin torpedoes to get the 34C - 24 - 32 measurements to become the big breasted queen of BAYWATCH who left all viewers drooling and gave all her horny male co stars giant erections.


Erika is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE so it´s no surprise that I re - posted her original cult siren entry in 2015 , in 2016 and also in 2018 . I have also mentioned her in a lot of BAYWATCH related posts and she and Pamela Anderson will be featured in Tomorrow´s fantastic MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE WITH STEVEN SEAGAL. 


And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.


Whew, we really had a lot of hot sexbombs in September. Thankfully the month of October is quite short in that regard with only four more to go.

On the 2nd we have literal cult siren Debbie Gibson and she was the Britney Spears before the was a Britney Spears which was around the time when I was in Realschule. And while I was too old to be part of her target audience I appreciated it when she posed for a nude PLAYBOY pictorial.


On October the 7th we have 36C - 25 - 35 brabuster Judy Landers but we already had her together with her sister - not twin - Audrey Landers in part 4 and since I would only repeat myself we are going to skip her.


We return to Germany one final time with the penultimate playmate for October on the 9th, 36C - 22 - 34 actress and german Playmate Of The Month October 2013 Tina Ruland who is an equal opportunity sexbomb since she got naked on the big screen as well as on the small tv screen.


From Germany we go all the way to the other side of the globe as we close out the month of October down under. On the 20th we have none other than world famous 35C - 25 - 34 Dannii Minogue who posed completely naked for the australian PLAYBOY and really put the pop in pop star.


SIMON SAYS : DANNII MINOGUE WAS MY SEX TOY, MY BLOW UP SEX DOLL

The stacked Minogue sister with the built in pair of bongos was actually in the music business first and had a big career before Kylie ever sang her first note, which most people forgot for a long time. Which of course changed when she became a judge on The X - Factor where she got the highest points from the audience on the show and Simon Cowell in the bedroom who used her as his blow up sex doll. Dannii has officially denied being Simon´s sex toy but that doesn´t contradict that he banged her brains out. I mean, if I was sitting next to a wet dream with such huge melons all day I would definitely put her pornstar body to the test, this is a total no brainer. Simon even campaigned to get her back on the show and made no secret that it was mainly because of her incredible breasts.


He wanted the channel to splash out millions to secure a deal with Dannii Minogue and told ITV boss Peter Fincham : " Bring her back to X - Factor and everyone will tune in to look at her tits. "  In his biography Simon Cowell admitted that he was in love with Danni Minogue for years. " I had a crush on her. It was Dannii´s hair, the sexy clothes and the tits. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She was a real man´s girl. Very feminine. "


Now the best clip of Dannii Minogue is from a french tv show where she appeared in a dress with what some might consider the mother of all sideboobs except the dress covers so little of Dannii´s huge talents that she´s only a few inches away from being naked. In fact when you see her from the side almost nothing of her voluptuous breasts is hidden by fabric so there isn´t anything left to the imagination. Which naturally turns all men on the show into horny, drooling pervs. Now I have posted a video of this before but it was only her entrance and there are two more parts.





Since the clips above are all of very low quality I want to include Dannii´s appearance from what I think is called The Paul O´Grady Show where she was sporting a massive cleavage. The first video has the highest quality but it´s just ( okay, not just ) a compilation of Dannii´s breast parts while the second video has a much lower quality but features the full interview.




And with that we are finally at the end of this part but don´t worry, there are more sexbombs to come in our final part. Hold onto your Lederhosen !



It´s astounding what kind of stuff one can find on YouTube. For example : a few weeks ago I came across Something Weird Reel Wild Cinema, a show hosted by Sarah Bernhard which I have never heard of. And there is the episode called Super Chicks with cinema cult siren Adrienne Barbeau.



One of the comicbook related movies Adrienne Barbeau starred in was the first Swamp Thing film - which I find pretty solid. For a long time there was a big debate if Swamp Thing ripped off Man - Thing ( which also had a movie adaption but this one was a complete train wreck ) or the other way around until it was discovered that both were based on The Heap



The new Swamp Thing tv series was nicked in the bud before it had a chance to succeed since it was canceled before the first episode aired. What a lot of people don´t know is that there was a Swamp Thing tv show in the 90s that went on for three seasons from 1990 to 1993. What I didn´t know was that sci fi cult sexbomb Kari Wuhrer appeared in ten episodes.



We are continuing our series of classic anime from the 90s with the first episode of the 1996 fantasy epic Legend Of Crystania : The Chaos Ring.  



Now this would be where I usually end the post because I have already covered the five categories I include in my video mix - comicbooks, music, tv shows, movies and cartoons - but since the quarantine lockdown I try to include at least one really long video since we all have a bit of extra time on our hands. For Today it´s an evening with Kevin Smith which was part of the COMIC-Con@HOME 2020 and in fact you can download a pdf - file of the 2020 Comic - Con Souvenir Book at their website - for free.



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Wednesday, September 04, 2019

A whimsical Walter Simonson Wednesday !

The website I usually consult for my comicbook related birthdays seems to be on the Fritz so I have to rely on my previous posts for them but I have to go through them for the cult siren anniversaries anyway so it´s not that big of a sacrifice. But before we come to our first - and probably only - comicbook related birthday of this post I want to include someone I skipped on the last countdown and whom I don´t get to mention often.


On August the 28th none other than Kelly Overton turned 41 who is famous for showing off her butt cleavage in the 2010 Tekken movie.


As Rollo Tomasi puts it so expertly in his review on FILM BOOK" Kelly Overton is the only reason for a heterosexual male to see Tekken. Every outfit she wears - except for the first one - shows her ass crack and it´s obvious she isn´t wearing any underwear. Not since Rebecca Romijn´s Mystique has the separation in the Gluteus Maximus muscle been on display in an adaption so salaciously and audaciously. The costume designers on Tekken had no shame .... bless them. "


If you take the correlation between the way a woman dances and how she is in the bedroom into consideration Kelly must be a real freak in the bed.


I think I already posted the link in a previous post but just in case I didn´t or you missed it here is last year´s Gene Colan tribute post ( about his run on the Batman titles ) which not only has the birthday of rumpshaker Kelly but more anniversaries from August the 28th up until September the 1st.


Regular readers know that I am a big fan of the great, late Gene Colan ( I mean there´s an issue of his run on DOCTOR STRANGE in the blog header for Odin´s sake ) so it should come as no surprise that I take every chance I get to put more art by this great master on the blog. Which is my long winded explanation why you always find the celebrity birthdays around the 1st of September in a Gene Colan post. Each year I try to switch it up with the birthdays so you will find different anniversaries in the Gene Colan remembrance post from 2017 which covers those from August the 31st and September the 1st and the Gene Colan post from 2016 which starts back on August the 30th and works it way to September the 1st.


AND NOW WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR : OUR MAIN FEATURE

On the 2nd of September we had the 73rd anniversary of Walter Simonson who is one of my favorite artists who has worked on so many different titles over the years that he keeps popping up in the most unexpected places. For instance he did the art on Just Imagine Stan Lee creating the DC Universe - The Sandman and to those readers that already were around last year ( and to whom all of this might seem very familiar but you try writing a blog for so long and not repeat yourself ) might remember that back then I pimped the hell out of the omnibus and not only because you could still get it at amazon Germany for 23 bucks including handling and shipping which is a steal for a 75 dollar hardcover. Now I am not saying it is an indispensable work in the history of comics but you have a veritable list of comicdoms Who´s Who of artists working on this and in fact for some of them who are not longer with us it was their last work. The overall story by Stan Lee is also entertaining and at 23 bucks you could´t go wrong.


Well, Stan Lee, the man, the myth, the legend sadly is no longer with us which may be one of the factors why you pay 81 EUROS at amazon right now even if you can get a copy at your local comic book store for 71.



Coming back to Walter Simonson, while he is one of my favorite artists it took me until 2016 to make a spotlight post for him and even then it was not on his actual birthday. As so often I had to do it later but I wrote a special THORSDAY WITH WALTER SIMONSON post to make up for that.


I thought about continuing with that topic as it has not only been a long time since my last THORSDAY post ( I always get depressed when I see what Disney is currently doing to him ) but I also have broken down and shelved out the cash for the first WALTER SIMONSON`S THOR - ARTIST`S EDITION hardcover from IDW. I know, I said that IF I ever spent my money on one of these mega expensive artist´s editions it would have to be for one of my ultimate favorite runs like John Romita Jr. on UNCANNY X - MEN, Marc Silvestri on UNCANNY X - MEN, Alan Davis on EXCALIBUR, Perez on AVENGERS or THE NEW TEEN TITANS or Jim Aparo on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD or BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS ( or anything else ). I already lost my chance with Mike Zeck so I didn´t want to end up never owning one.

ALL THE RED MOVES or ARS CONTRARIUM GRATIA ARTIST`S EDITION

Now there were a few things that factored into my decision to buy this. Oh, for anybody who doesn´t know what an artist´s edition is : it´s a hardcover book that reproduces original art pages in the original size.


Usually comics are drawn at twice the size ( although some artists like Arthur Adams have gone bigger like in his MONSTER FROM THE BLACK LAGOON one shot ) and then reduced so what we as comic readers get is only half the size. There are some collections that reprinted the comics in black and white - like Marvel´s ESSENTIAL phone books and DC Comics´ SHOWCASE PRESENT - but those are just the comics without the color. You don´t get to see the original drawings where you sometimes can still see some of the pencils underneath or the delicate strokes of the ink brush.


It´s not as satisfying as owning a real original art page but for somebody like me who can´t afford them or has no way to store them safely it´s the next best thing. Anyway, as I said I always thought that they are too expensive for me. But as my brother says, I will probably not make it longer than the end of this year so what was I waiting for ? It would be nice to get one of these artist´s edition I dream about but maybe they never happen. My brothers always insist that I COULD afford to buy one since I sometimes spend more on some of my online comicbook orders.

And who am I to say otherwise ? I think the thing that really shattered my reluctance into itty bitty pieces was Mike Allred. Or better his interview in Tomorrow´s Publishing COMIC BOOK CREATOR. As I am currently working on a comicbook of my own I thought I could use some tips from real pros.

So I ordered a few back issues of SCOOBY - DOO TEAM UP ( which is currently not only one of DC Comics best team up books but one of their titles period ) but most of it were issues of COMIC BOOK CREATOR. Now I have issues of the old COMIC BOOK ARTIST magazine which had some very interesting interviews and great art, some of which you could not find anywhere else. And foolishly I thought that a publication called COMIC BOOK CREATOR would be more about the creative process. Nothing could be further from the truth. I guess you have to buy their DRAW magazine for that but COMIC BOOK CREATOR has interviews that are about a lot of stuff - except how to create comicbooks. And especially the Mike Allred interview was so all over the place with stuff I never wanted to know.


So my limit was reached and to add insult to injury it was not even the full interview but only the first part and you have to buy another magazine to get the second part. Which I probably won´t do since I barely survived the first part. Anyway, here I was, just having blown around 50 bucks on issues of SCOOBY - DOO TEAM UP and COMIC BOOK CREATOR which didn´t help me to make better comics. And that was the point where I said : " If you can waste 50 bucks on this you can also buy an artist´s edition that will cost more than 100 bucks but will help you more. " What I mean when I always say that those artist editions are super expensive is that I thought they were sold in Germany for ridiculous prices. That´s because they were always listed with an original price of 75 US Dollar and sold from something between 115 and 150 EUROS. Which is a huge difference. Well, when I finally got my artist´s edition of WALTER SIMONSON`S THOR I found out that the original price was 100 US Dollars while I paid less than 120 EUROS.

That´s less of a price gap. I don´t know why it was listed with an original price of 75 US Dollars but it kept me from ordering these for a long time.


Now you may ask if it was worth it and the answer is totally YES. Before I ordered it I looked up all the artist´s editions I could get from my usual online store and I picked one where I not only liked the art but that is one of my favorite stories so it will be fun to read. Since I don´t have a good place for it - these things are really big - I haven´t had time to really go over it but it has already helped me realize that I have to stop beating up myself over my comicbook pages. Looking at the Walter Simonson art in its original size I learned that even somebody as talented as him doesn´t hit it out of the ballpark in every panel. Sometimes you have to be content with just telling the story and sometimes that means that the person in the panel is not very big or very dramatic. But the storytelling has to come first. In any case, I hope we can discuss this further in upcoming Walter Simonson posts since I guess you are already tired of my boring ramblings.


Nevertheless before closing the book on this topic I have to mention my long postponed FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH WALTER SIMONSON post which I planned since I finally managed to buy the Marvel Epic Collection The Fantastic Four : Into The Timestream for a reasonable price which collects part of Walter Simonson´s run on that book. Anyway, maybe I can get a whole FANTASTIC FOUR MONTH thing going since I don´t post often enough that a FANTASTIC FOUR WEEK would go on longer than one post.


WE LOVE SALMA IN AN ELEVATOR or SHAKE IT LIKE JAMIE LEE CURTIS

Now the reason why I so rarely did a Walt Simonson post on his birthday is that September the 2nd is also Salma Hayek´s birthday - she turned 53 this year - and I just completely overhauled her her 2015 cult siren re - post ( I also did a re - post in 2016 ) because most of the videos I included had been deleted. At first I only wanted to replace the videos but then I also checked all the download links and in the end I fixed everything. So while I last did a re - post of her original cult siren entry in 2017 for me it feels like I just did a post for her a few days ago. So don´t expect one soon.


The Salma Hayek posts historically always contain my private Top Ten Movie Striptease list and if I did a new Salma Hayek post there might be some - albeit minor - changes. The new list would be something like this :

1. Demi Moore ( Striptease )


So far Demi Moore has been positioned at number 2 but for some months now I have written in my posts that she is my number one on this list so it would be about time to rectify this oversight. I mean based on the sheer amount of nudity and stripteases - as well as her near perfect physical condition - she should have gotten the top spot right from the start.


2. Halle Berry ( Last Boy Scout )


Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had even four solo posts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .


So it might be understandable that I might have gotten a bit enthusiastic about her. But when you really get down to it she does more of an erotic dance than a striptease since she doesn´t take off that much clothing.


I mean, you almost get to see more skin in Catwoman and we had to wait until Password : Swordfish for Halle to flash her boobs . So for all intents and purposes she should definitely not be in the number one position and would be even lower if she hadn´t redeemed herself in Monster´ s Ball .

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The rest of the list would be pretty much the same with one alteration :

3. Erika Eleniak ( Under Siege )


4. Jamie Lee Curtis ( True Lies )


5. Salma Hayek ( From Dusk Till Dawn )


6. Elizabeth Berkley ( Showgirls )


7. Claudia Christian ( The Hidden )


8. Pamela Anderson ( Barb Wire )


9. Kathleen Kinmont ( The Corporate Ladder )


10. Jessica Biel ( Powder Blue )


I´m thinking of turning Kathleen Kinmont´s scene from The Corporate Ladder into an " honorable mention "  so I can include Tonie Perensky´s boner - riffic teacher striptease from Varsity Blues since it is not only the highlight of the whole movie and a personal favorite but constantly on the Best Movie Striptease list. But so far I have not found the time to make an adequate animated GIF so for the time being my strip list will stay as it is.


STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY LEIFHEIT or GOING THE EXTRA ( RED ) MILE

We are staying with cult sirens who have earned an entry in the annals of celluloid striptease history with Yasmina Filali who turned 44 on the 3rd of September ( great, now I can´t get My Pappa Was A Rolling Stone out of my head ). She started her career as a model with 14 thanks to her exotic look from her maroccan mother and you may have seen her in Motown, Half Past Dead or The Antman ( not to be confused with the Marvel character ). Although to german audiences she is best known from her PLAYBOY pictures in May 1999 and as martial arts specialist, bouncer and stripper - not necessarily in that order - Yvonne on Die Rote Meile.


The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It followed the lives of pimps, prostitutes and strippers but they were all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv where people from this walk of life are always horrible people. Anyway, I watched every episode because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode not interrupted by commercials.


Daimn, that girl really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass. Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that . And there were some on Die Rote Meile as I found out when I tried to find the names of the best strippers. Yes, only the " real " actors are mentioned in the cast meaning those with a speaking part which tells you which place some women still occupy in Today´s society. So if anybody out there knows the name of the living blow up sex doll with the big melons below put it in the comments.


Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : firstly, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And second, hair color can really make a difference because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same stunning figure as a blonde she´s kind of - meh - looking while as Luna with the black wig she´s a real firecracker !


A few years back I got the complete first season of Die Rote Meile on DVD at amazon at a pretty decent price and I´m glad I seized the opportunity because it really goes for ridiculous prices now. I can really recommend this show and SylviaLeifheit alone is worth the price of admission.


There are more celebrity birthdays from September the 2nd in this FLASH FRIDAY post and from September the 2nd and September the 3rd in my Jack Kirby tribute post with the complete issue 99 of FANTASTIC FOUR - plus a lot of original art pages - but there´s one more anniversary from September the 3rd I have to mention since it involves the Man of Steel.

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None other than Valerie Perrine celebrated her 76th birthday and so far no actress has surpassed her as Luthor´s aide / sexbomb Miss Teschmacher be it on the tv shows or the new grim and gritty DC cineastic universe. On top of that she has also been nude in PLAYBOY and quite a few movies. 


Isn´t it strange how the guys at Hollywood always act like the old movies are tame compared to Todays entertainment that´s so cutting edge and risky yet because of the political correctness BS the last version of Miss Teschmacher was a sexually non threatening girlie with as much charisma as a glass of milk while we had a 39B Playboy cover model in the original version who was the first actress to purposely display herself nude on american television ? Many people don´t know it but centerfold Valerie Perrine also appeared in one of the best known scenes from the first Cannonball Run movie and the reason for that is that she´s uncredited.



The most remembered scenes from that movie involve the Lamborghini Babes played by Tara Buckman and cult siren Adrienne Barbeau. I have written about Adrienne Barbeau before who was in such cult classics like The Fog, Swamp Thing, Escape From New York and - arguably - Creepshow.


Now I don´t think I have to explain the Lamborghini Babes whose main trick to avoid getting hassled by the cops is flashing some cleavage .


Which doesn´t work on this hot lady cop played by Valerie Perrine.


You can read more about Adrienne Barbeau in this new spin - off post which also touches on Brian Michael Bendis´s new SUPERMAN series and SWAMP THING - in comicbooks, movies and on tv - and since the post includes a video from the new Swamp Thing tv show here is Brandon´s Cult Movie Review of Creepshow. Longtime listeners know that I already posted a bunch of videos about that film but I don´t think I posted this.



Since we have a plethora of natural born strippers and booty shaking we make one last stop in our cult siren cavalcade on September the 4th as the inventor and living embodiment of the term " bootylicious " turned 38.


Even though - or especially because - I have already done two re - posts of her original post I wanted to do a new post for her. I don´t have the time to look for new GIFs of her but I keep finding them when I am looking for other stuff so I thought I could post my own selection of the best. As always the lack of time prevented me from doing it but maybe I can do one later. The thing is that right now my Beyonce GIFs are all over the place and I have to put them in order. Which I have to do anyway because there is one folder with GIFs of her that has other stuff I prepared but never got to do and as it looks like I will never going to get around to do it I have to throw the stuff out because it takes up too much space on my laptop. Here´s hoping I can do a Beyonce post not too far down the lane.


Now you might ask what happened to the rest of the celebrity birthdays from September the 3rd and 4th but I already covered them in the last Beyonce tribute post I wrote way back in 2016 ( man, it´s really about time that I did a new one ) and there is either nothing new I could add or I just used the birthdays to post stuff about cult sirens which have already been in my latest posts or will be featured in upcoming ones. In any case I am trying to keep this short and only include the breast ASSential ones.


Finding a good Beyonce mix video with the stuff I like best was difficult enough so don´t mind the title. I used to bookmark these but they appear and vanish so quickly that I just don´t bother anymore. I´m also always so out of date where her newest music videos are concerned and these anniversaries always remind me that I still have not taken the time to watch - or even unpack - the I Am .... Beyonce live World Tour BlueRay.



With all the cult siren stuff one can almost forget that this started as your basic comicbook blog so here is a video with the " power couple " Walter and Louis Simonson who have had a big influence in comics, be it editing, redefining characters or co - creating some of comicdoms lasting icons. 



There was not a lot of Salma Hayek in this post despite her having an anniversary so to make up a bit for that here are her best scenes from Ugly Betty. If you have read any of my Salma Hayek posts you know that I am a huge fan of the series even though I never got to finish it. I haven´t seen the original telenovela on which this is based but I watched some episodes of the spanish version Yo Soy Betty La Fea and of course the german version Verliebt In Berlin and this is by far the best adaption.



Our second video with Salma is a little montage of the best striptease / dance scenes from various movies with Salma and some of her peers.



Since I mentioned the brilliant Scooby - Doo Team Up in this post here is an episode of the cartoon show even if it is not from the classic series. I am not a fan of random kubism in cartooning which seem to have sprung up after the huge success of Batman : The Animated Series and all the following shows by Bruce Timm but here it is not as off - putting as in other cartoons. I know that it is in spanish but I could not find any full episodes in english. I just hope it doesn´t get deleted as fast as usual.



We are staying with creepy stuff and going into the - only slightly - more adult stuff with The Gate ( yep, that´s another stupid german subtitle ) which was a must seen horror flick when I was a kid. It was a surprise hit at the box office and while it was never much liked by the critics it has become a cult favorite that spawned a lesser sequel. While it isn´t the best horror movie ever made I still watch it whenever it´s on. A great popcorn fright flick that you will finish once you start watching it.



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