Showing posts with label Brooklin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brooklin. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Why we love Brooklin ( and will miss her )

I´m making this special tribute post because my future wife Brooklin has been absent from the latest Teen React videos. According to insiders she has left and all the ones that are uploaded now with Brooklin are old ones.


I hope she left to pursue a career in the adult entertainment industry.


If not starring in movies then at least taking her clothes off in front of a camera for money. Come on, she´s predestined for it. Brooklin could easily re - enact Halle Berry´s bonerriffic scene from Last Boy Scout with the only difference that she continues until she has taken everything off. 


And since she´s over 19 years old she can easily do something as explicit as Halle Berry´s famous topless scene in Password : Swordfish or the sex scene from Monster´s Ball since she already has the perfect body for it.


I would love to spend my summer in Brooklin on a penetration vacation venturing into her deep valley, her tight passages and her moist love grotto, drilling and hammering her fit body into submission hard.


But I´m not the only one who dreams about squirting deeply into her private parts since it is a trendsetting destination for visitors from all around the world. Because she provides the most bang for your buck - bang being the operative word here - which is only one of the many reasons why she is the most popular borough of New York City. There are many things to do in - or to - her and guys can´t wait to cum in Brooklin after spending long hours moaning and groaning between her long legs.


But she is not only lusted after by men as Park Slope spearheaded the popularity of Brooklin among lesbians and she is known to be open to same sex relations. Artists and hipsters like to ride her since she loves post modern art and design but of course Today Brooklin is more than a playground for horny tattooed skateboarders as old and young mingle.


There have been so many variations of Brooklin´s name that it has caused confusion about its origin, some have claimed that breukelen means break her in. The ever growing Brooklin who buzzes with energy, excitement and the inherent tension of coupling experienced an explosive growth spurt which made many longhorsemen - men who have a dick long like a horse - enter Brooklin for recreational purposes. And her widespread - which she spreads widely - public area is anxious to receive them all.


Brooklin is known as the twin city because of her huge twin mountains which put her on the map and men love to slide up and down between her lush hills and soft flesh until they are sufficiently aroused before she lustfully swallows them deeply going all the way down their pulsating shaft. If there is one thing Brooklin does better than others it´s french lip service but she is also well versed in using over a dozen other tongues.


Brooklin attracts many visitor especially her Silicon Alley and if you can try out some of her culinary specialties like the suckling pig. She traditionally concentrated on manufacturing but has shifted her focus to servicing men which is what she was born for. Her perky, firm breasts were just made to milk hard cocks dry, her soft, wet lips look best wrapped around a huge boner and her spread legs are a more than open invitation for an all night ejaculation sensation. It´s no wonder guys can´t stop squirting when in Brooklin and her well developed robust back quarters are most popular.


Her convenient position as a back office for New York´s business men makes her especially attractive and many private donors with long stamina invest deeply providing a steady influx of monetary compensation while in return reaping all available benefits. They spend many long nights plunging steadily into her warm and welcoming back streets, exploring every inch, crevice and hidden hole of this nubian blow up sex doll before merciless pounding her porn star boy. All the while thrusting deeper ever deeper into her tight tunnel of love until they empty their overblown portfolio.


After enjoying the pleasure´s of her red light district you may have to visit Mammary Medical Center where Brooklin specializes in treating patients with enormous schlongs who suffer from erectile disfunctions and she has pioneered successful cures for priapism, sperm accumulation, excessive sperm production thanks to her superior deepthroating skills.


Nobody can hold a candle to asian girls when it comes to oral sex skills so it´s no wonder that the " head " nurse at Mammary Medical center is Ivanna Suckyoudry Hardswallow, an exotic mix of chinese, japanese, korean, thai, hawaiian, native american, spanish plus brazilian descent.


Not only does she have a body to make a Playmate of the Year envious and possesses incredible stripper skills she is also well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and sex techniques know around the world. She really knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s begging for some asian dick lubrication with those sweet lips that are perfect for oral pleasure.


The big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb always walks around with her tits hanging out because she categorically wears uniforms three sizes too small. Naturally it doesn´t cover her extremely long, perfect legs that go up almost to her chin which according to her patients taste as good as they look. Yvanna also can spread them like a real pro as only the best asian strippers and pornstars can. She is a real sex freak in the bedroom who can polish your meatpole until you squirt like crazy and she had to leave her previous employment because she is addicted to oral sex.


She worked at a sperm bank but there was a big scandal because she drank on the job and took advantage of patients especially when they were young and well hung. She insisted on overseeing them doing their sperm deposits which was just an excuse for her hands on approach.


She always massaged the client´s hard schlongs with her soft, giant boobs which were just made to be wrapped around a rock hard erection and then deepthroating them dry for hours without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container.
 
 
None of the lucky stiffs complained about her asian salivation but all her male colleagues who were denied her oriental oral skills ratted her out.


Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!



She also spend some time at the part of Mammary Medical Center that specializes in penis enlargement where her job was to give the patients supersized appendages a test drive after surgery as all the other nurses could not take the pounding of the newly superenlarged horsecocks.


There also were some scandals involving Ivanna at Mammary Medical Center. Once all the electronic equipment was out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special nuru massage / tantra blowjob sex / ejaculation endurance test.


What she didn´t know was that the equipment was sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during her " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.


After a few months the new equipment arrived so the patients could not sabotage it without arousing suspicion but soon another unfortunate event happened when she had to work in the ward that specializes in the treatment of patients who suffer from giant swollen cocks who produce so much sperm that they have to be milked dry otherwise their balls explode.


With her XXL melons Yvanna was predestined to relieve them of excess semen and soon she became the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases making them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour.


The rich patients of the area started to pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so the blow up sex doll would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients paid huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket being serviced by an asian boobstar.


Her work as a sex surrogate in the wing for sex therapy was also under a bad sign since all the male patients not only had oversized, giant members and a constant hard on, they also were fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and she had to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.


And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for her.


But the biggest scandal involved the boss of Mammary Medical Center, a perverted old sexual predator who would took advantage of Yvanna since she didn´t have the right papers. For starters he mercilessly pounded the hasian sex godesses brains out every night in the shower until morning.


Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already had a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 ). So Yvanna had to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter. Which turned out to be totally unnecessary since her daughter was such a cum crazy horny slut that she fucked her way through all her classmates, male students and all the male teachers in school before she became the town whore with 16.


Completely unaware of her daughters nymphomanic addiction Yvanna had to suffer constant sexual assaults of her perverted boss. On the weekends he took sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the illegal sex drug. He was doing his own experiments trying to create a better viagra and he was testing how long she could take it.


The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.


Well, there was a lot more of Yaya Han in this post than I expected ( there is just not enough good material of Brooklin on the internet ) so to keep the asian penetration theme going and because in all her time at Teens React Brooklin never did the much anticipated Wet T - Shirt Challenge here is a video showing how easily you can provide clean entertainment.



And it´s also a little tip for Brooklin what her next employment could be.

 
A bit more in tune with the topic of this post is our music video and I don´t think Brooklin ever wore an afro in all of her Teens React videos.



Coming back to Brooklin´s further career in adult entertainment, I´m always hoping for the best so maybe she can use a few of these moves.



Likewise I included this video because I can´t really put it in my regular comic book related posts and also as research material for Brooklin.



By the way, the name of the hasian blow up sex doll above is Nari, she is from k - pop band Wassup and her nickname is ultimate twerk machine.


Regular readers might remember that I posted a GIF of her but I haven´t posted a video with her yet so I wanted to rectumfy this gross oversight. 


Since we never got to see those explicit videos with Brooklin here is a video with Melina Pitra and Brooklin can take a few suggestions from her outfit if she ever does a photo shooting for a men´s magazine. There are a few videos like this I have bookmarked but Melina Pitra has an ass that just won´t quit and the g - string is just a souped up string of dental floss.



Daimn, if Melina looks this hot with such a butt floss g - string can you imagine Brooklin´s perfect shaped bubblebutt wearing one of those ?


Our last video doesn´t really fit in with the rather explicit nature of the rest but I wanted to include a video with Brooklin and this is one of the few that I haven´t posted yet and which is not tied to a certain topic.



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Friday, May 25, 2018

Happy Justice League Task Force Friday !

Today Sal Velluto celebrates his 62nd birthday which normally would be the perfect opportunity to post more Black Panther stuff but since I already did that last year - and I don´t like to repeat myself - and we already had a Marvel Comics - centric post I want to pimp one of the lesser known Justice League of America books that profited a lot from Sal Velluto´s art.


JUSTICE LEAGUE TASK FORCE was a JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA spin off book that lasted quite some time. It featured kind of a special ops team and you are probably asking yourself why I am talking about a book with a lot of second and third tier heroes ? Well, the thing is that a lot of these heroes that were considered second bananas at the time the series came out are now better known than other DC heroes who had their own book.

Thanks to such CW shows like Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl and last but not least Legends of Tomorrow heroes from the third row like Gypsy, J´onn J´onnzz the Martian Manhunter, Ralph Dibny a.k.a. The Elongated Man, Vixen or The Ray are very popular while tv audiences might ask who this Nightwing fella is. So besides the incredible art by Sal Velluto - especially where the female form is concerned - this series is interesting because here all those heroes that didn´t get a lot of play in the regular JUSTICE LEAGUE books had some space to show their stuff. And of course we got all the other Justice Leaguers in this book like Wonder Woman or Bronze Tiger - who I think is what John Diggle on Arrow will ultimately become.


Because I am working most of the time on my comic project under the crazy assumption I might get it done in time for the International Comic Salon in Erlangen ( I still have no story but at least I have a plot although I have no idea where it will lead me ) there have not been that many posts this week. And so I have missed a few birthdays. Thankfully I have had more free time in previous years so the links will Today be part of the entertainment section and mostly be callbacks to old posts on this blog.

We start with belgian comic master Hergé whose anniversary was this Tuesday about whom I did a post on his series Tim und Struppi in 2016 .


This is one of the comics where I read every issue of growing up and before you ask how I could afford that I want to make it clear that I read them all for free via the local library. As bad a reputation as comics had back then there were some that were already considered classics like Lucky Luke, Asterix und Obelix, Valerian und Veronique or Tim und Struppi. These were pretty popular because you could only borrow a certain number of them each time but the libraries were always well stocked and if you could not find the issue of Cubitus or Yoko Tsuno you were looking for you just grabbed a copy of Percy Pickwick or Rick Master.


So I read most of Hergé´s books for free and while I have bought a few compilation books recently I don´t know if I could spend the necessary money to get them all. I guess every comic collector has his own holy grail.



Yesterday was the anniversary of Carmine Infantino who got a neat little nod on season three of The Flash and I also did write my tribute to him in 2016 . I wish I had more time so I could have done another but who knows maybe after Erlangen. On the other side if I really manage to get my comic book done in time and Erlangen is a huge success I will have to spend even more time away from the blog toiling on the drawing board. We will see.


We are staying with Yesterday´s celebrity anniversaries although we make the transition from dead comic book creators to living sexbombs with Sybil Danning who turned 66. She got her own cult siren entry - as it couldn´t be any other way - also in 2016 and among her plethora of movies she also appeared in Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express.


Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, Julie Strain , Shae Marks, Samantha Phillips and Julie K. Smith to name just a few of them.

Usually I just copy / paste the part about Becky Mullen into the posts but I am trying to keep this one short so I will skip it. For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts there is the main post where I wrote a bit about one of my unsung heroes , the Casting the Justice League of America movie Andy Sidaris special with a lot of stuff about Dona Speir, Roberta Vazquez, Cynthia Brimhall and the Tutti Frutti girls, the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and this year ) and last but not least the Becky Mullen post ( which I reposted in 2016 ) where you can find tons of links to other cult sirens like with Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt , the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura , blonde sexsation Monique Sluyter and of course the obligatory Tutti Frutti girls.

Just one year younger than Sybil Danning is Stan Sakai and since I just did a black and white post about Usagi Yojimbo in March I don´t think I would have done a new post even if my busy schedule would have allowed it.


The last few years his book appeared on and off again for various reasons like the crossover with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Senso which was set in the future. At the moment another longer story arc comes out but I´m not sure if we are finally back to an ongoing series or if the shorter stories will come out every once in a while. German fans of the long eared ronin can rejoice since the series is once again published here and it will be a few years until they have to face these problems. And even if I don´t have a new post for Stan Sakai at least I finally get to put up the link for his interview on BROKEN FRONTIER which for some reason I always forgot.

Speaking of crossovers between Usagi Yojimbo and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here is the third video about their latest meeting in animation. I don´t know if I have seen any other episodes from this show but I liked it.



Before we come to a very long tangent with the usual avalanche of sexy women I want to mention Barry Windsor Smith who celebrates his 69th birthday. Since I am saving some of his best art for the second post on pimping the Marvel Visionaries - Chris Claremont hardcover ( as well as most of the links for him ) I am also not writing a new post for him but once again I already did in 2016 . One last thing is that in that Barry Windsor Smith post I got his age wrong - I wrote that he was already76 instead of 67 - so I´m suing the opportunity to set the record straight.


I am skipping the rest of Today´s celebrity birthdays which I have covered in previous Sal Velluto posts in favor of another Teens React video that is probably going to get me into trouble again but which I nonetheless have to put on the blog as soon as possible. Just two posts ago I wrote about Kaelyn who is becoming a fan favorite for obvious reasons and Jayka who is already a contender for the title of Hottest React Babe despite her young age and just the other day I found a video that proves my point.


This is THE must see video for all fans of Jayka. Whose fanbase probably exploded after this video. Now I had already seen a dance challenge video with the reactors before so I knew that they do have legs. I just had no idea what an incredible pair of gams Jayka had on her body. Speaking of incredible pairs, Jayka´s teenage oppai are unreal and the comments on this video are full of compliments for the hasian sexbomb. And there are dozens who also think that she is pretty well developed for her age.


Must be those asian genes kicking in. On one side most asian women don´t get as busty as caucasian women but therefore they already get the body they will have as an adult woman pretty early on. So most asian porn stars like Akira Lane or Miko Lee look only slightly more developed than Jayka with her booming teenage body. With a few exceptions like Minka.


Coming back to the dancing competition I can´t understand how two such incredibly hot sexpots like Brooklyn and Jayka could loose when it was decided by popular vote. Jayka should have won for her outfit alone.


Someone said that it was not a good idea to choose that top for a dancing competition but I think it´s the perfect outfit and the best moments are when Jayka has to readjust it. So while it´s not the most practical one it gave Jayka a wider fanbase and I´m sure she will cause guilty pleasures.


Another thing I have to call " Foul ! " on is the punishment Brooklin and Jayka get for loosing. Really, react audience ? You have two of the hottest react babes ever at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of cat food. " There are many better uses for two absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game show for example it has become a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.


Another fantastic idea for a good challenge would be to have the girls who lost wear a very revealing micro bikini which would automatically lead to a Try Not To Get A Boner competition among all the male reactors present.


A good idea would also be to make the girls wear a tiny bikini or at least an otherwise revealing outfit while eating a banana or ice cream cone as seductively as possible sitting next to a guy who has a crush on them.


And I´m sure Will wouldn´t mind getting a sexy lapdance from Brooklin.


Any of these ideas would be much better than eating a can of cat food.

 
In any case, here is the clip with THE best performance by Jayka EVER who turns this into a Tits React video and I hope that they can come up with some more interesting challenges for the losers in the next videos.



Speaking of the punishment for the losers in future Teens React here is a video with a hint what Jayka, Brooklin or any other hot Teens / Adults React babes could do instead of degrading themselves by eating cat food.



Since I mentioned Miko Lee and hasians with giant - sized woman things, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !


Since we have already covered most of the bases with the videos so far - comics, cartoons, music, hot women - it´s time for one of those unusual ones that I like to throw in once in a while to keep things interesting.



This will be the last post for a while now if not until next week than at least for this week and this month so I want to end with a video about a movie and what better than the review for cult classic Danger : Diabolik ?



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