And with retroactively I mean that I´m finishing this post two and a half months AFTER her birthday but what good is a birthday post when it´s not dated at the birthday ? Anyway, initially I decided to give Janet her own post because of the many animated GIFs and I tried to keep this short but as usual I got carried away a bit. I included a long part about her silver spacesuit as Green Lantern Soranik Natu wears something similar.
This being a JLA casting post I should probably say something about Soranik Natu but as I still have some gaps in my GREEN LANTERN CORPS issues I haven´t read much with her. As for the GREEN LANTERN series I read the first two trades after the NEW 52 but then it got too dark and depressing for me. Geoff Johns used to be a good writer on JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA but here it´s just one braindead idea of the Guardians after another. The only good parts have been with Sinestro.
Janet Jackson as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )
As I have already cast Halle Berry, Beyonce and Mary Alejo I just have to include the best body in show business, Janet Jackson in this version.
And what better role than THE corps body, clevage lantern Soranik Natu ?
Janet has starred in a few movies so she´s a serious actress but she also has a body that makes pornstars jealous so I´d have to capitalize on that.
This is my " anything goes " cast so Janet will have to be in a scene where she´s totally naked, maybe with a bit of make up like X - Men´s Rebecca Romijn - Stamos as Mystique. Or at least she´s not wearing more than a bikini made out of shoelaces. Although Janet still has it I would pick her from when she shot Jermaine Dupri´s GOTTA GETCHA music video which I think never aired on german music television because it was too hot.
If you still haven´t seen it Janet plays a busty stripper ( well, I don´t know if it was planned as a busty stripper but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can really be ) in a peep show who dresses up as a sexy school teacher ( school girl ? ) and here are some animated GIFs of her breast scenes. I will post the complete video at the end.
She looks good whenever she´s on stage like when she had the wardrobe malfunction going ALL NIGHT ( DON´T STOP ) on the Jay Leno show.
Man, she almost lost her pants and you really got an eyeful of her spectacular ass. You could even see her asscrack which was a premiere.
Nowadays every girl is showing some huge butt cleavage except Janet. which is a total bummer because she has the best booty ever. But she would have to do a scene with a lot of butt cleavage in my movie.
Heck, butt cleavage would definitely not be the only kind of cleavage Janet would show and we all know that she looks stunning in a spacesuit ( click here for more HQ pictures of Janet performing in her spacesuit on her Numbers One Tour from the official Janet Jackson website gallery ).
Usually I don´t have links for this but while going through my bookmarks I found some articles about her space suit concerts that I didn´t post.
Jude Bautista writes in his post YOUTHFUL AND HOT JANET JACKSON :
Janet Jackson has always been one of the sexiest women ever. Obviously the bone structure in her face and her body has the perfect proportion of voluptuousness. Fans go out of their minds when they see her in a hot latex, space inspired suit. The costume showed off her curves that fans have been longing to see and no one was disappointed. Her sexiness exudes the physical. It’s seen on her body and felt in her songs.
Joey Guerra follows in his article JANET JACKSON TAKES CONTROL OF RODEOHOUSTON with She looked incredible in a skintight silver catsuit, her hair chopped into a jagged bob. Even the headset mic was sexy.
And finally Chris Grey was very impressed by her voluptuous performance as he writes in LAST NIGHT - JANET JACKSON AT RODEOHOUSTON :
My first thought upon seeing Janet in that silver catsuit was very simple: Mama ! Clad in a sleek silver catsuit so tight it was a miracle she could even breathe, let alone walk, let alone shimmy, let alone writhe on the stage during FEEDBACK, let alone pull of the kung - fu dance moves of IF and RHYTHM NATION, Janet Jackson kicked whatever bad mojo lingered from her Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction straight out of the Reliant Stadium rodeo chute. Girl was smokin'. Check out the post´s slideshow .
And here are some articles from the media´s initial outrage about Janet´s perceived spacesuit wardrobe malfunction. Reading them you might get the impression that Janet Jackson´s breasts are going to invade China and begin their quest for world domination any minute now.
JANET STRUGGLES TO KEEP HER BOOBS UNDER WRAPS ( AGAIN )
Janet Jackson resembled the look of Katie Price as she narrowly avoided another ' wardrobe malfunction ' during a concert in Taiwan.
The 44 - year - old international sex symbol clearly hasn't been put off flashing the flesh, wearing a leather catsuit which barely contained her big boobs during a concert in Taiwanese capital Taipei this week. Luckily for Janet her sizeable assets remained under wraps this time – just.
JANET JACKSON NEARLY BOOBS AGAIN ON STAGE IN TAIWAN
Janet Jackson gives fans an eye - popping display in her stage show - seven years after she boobed with Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl. The 44 - year - old was in fine form in Taiwan as part of her Number Ones : Up Close And Personal tour that is taking in 35 cities across the world. But she threatened to burst out of her skintight silver spacesuit stage outfit, as she did in 2004 when she caused outrage by exposing a breast on live TV. An onlooker said: " Janet could hardly contain herself. "
JANET JACKSON BUSTS SOME MOVES
SINGER JANET JACKSON bursts on to stage at a gig - and almost pops out of her sexy catsuit.
The busty singer, who famously flashed a boob at a performance in 2004, wore the daring low - cut leather catsuit at a concert in the Taiwanese capital Taipei. MICHAEL JACKSON's sister, 44 ( and also 36D - 24 - 36 ), performed an energetic routine and kept herself just about covered up.
JANET JACKSON´S TIGHT RUBBER CATSUIT SCREAMS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
While Rihanna is making headlines in North America with her sexy and almost naked outfits, Janet Jackson is getting all the attention in Asia with her tight rubber catsuit outfit. The 44 - year - old singer performed with erotically clad dancers in Taiwan last friday wearing a catsuit that brings back memories of her wardrobe malfunction in 2004. Luckily, the singer finished her Number Ones world tour set without nipple reveal. Rihanna should take style lessons from Janet. Being sexy onstage doesn't mean you need to be almost naked.
SILIKON GAU : JANETS XXL - DEKOLLETE DROHTE ZU PLATZEN
Janet Jackson machte im Jahr 2004 auf sich aufmerksam, als sie damals beim Super Bowl ihren Busen blitzen ließ. Nun passierte ihr fast wieder ein ähnliches Missgeschick. Bei einem Auftritt wurden ihre Silikon - Brüste dermaßen gequetscht, dass das Dekolleté drohte zu platzen.
Letztendlich hatte sie aber noch einmal Glück. Beide Brüste blieben gut verpackt.
edit : Janet´s breasts are 100 percent silicone free. Reporters can´t believe a 44 year old has such great breasts without plastic surgery.
JANET JACKSONS DEKOLLETE PLATZT AUS ALLEN NÄHTEN
Science - Fiction - Outfit mit Mörder - Dekolletee: Bei diesem Anblick hätte sogar der sonst so taffe Captain Future Reißaus genommen!
Bei ihrem Konzert im taiwanesischen Taipeh sorgte sexy Janet Jacksons Push - up - Style für Bedrohungskulisse ohne Ende. Vor lauter Überdruck drohte ihr pralles Dekolletee regelrecht zu explodieren und die Sängerin samt Saal - Publikum mir nichts, dir nichts in den Orbit zu sprengen.
Als hätte ihr Busenblitzer bei ihrem Auftritt vor 90 Millionen Zuschauern des Super Bowls 2004 nicht gereicht, erinnerte Jackson bei ihrem Taipeh - Konzert an eben diesen. Froh konnten die Zuschauer da nur sein, dass diesmal kein Justin Timberlake mit auf der Bühne stand, der der 44 - Jährigen noch den letzten Textilfetzen von der wogenden Brust reißt.
Ziemlich gewagt : Janet Jackson presst sich in " Astronauten " - Outfit
Jetzt wird es eng - Quetsch - Busen - Alarm auf dem roten Teppich
Today´s video section is all about sex symbol Janet Jackson and I really had to work hard not to put too many posts on the blog. But I think I have selected the best I haven´t posted yet starting with Janet´s appearance on german late night show ANKE hosted by Anke Engelke. Daimn, girl !
ANKE was a late night show that has been cancelled since I first wrote this - as most late night shows don´t work in Germany if they just copy the american originals. The host was actress Anke Engelke who I am told is somewhat of a comedian. The fact she had a show called LADYKRACHER seems to support that theory but I have watched a few episodes and I´m still waiting for something that´s remotely funny. It´s not that I don´t believe in women who can be funny but I never understood the big hype about Anke since she is not nearly as funny as Lisa Fitz or Sissy Perlinger.
Anyway, her abilities as a comedian notwithstanding I thought she did a very good job of interviewing Janet Jackson, so for that DANKE, ANKE !
I did choose this video for my readers outside of Germany since they have probably not seen it. Sadly the quality is not so good but at least I found it. As with most good videos it´s in two parts but I´m counting it as one.
Our next video is from Janet´s appearance on the german late night show TV TOTAL with Stefan Raab. She also performed her hit single ALL NIGHT ( DON´T STOP ) on the show but I couldn´t find a video of that. Janet wears another generously cleavaged dress ( you MUST watch the part in the beginning when she is hopping down the stairs and her boobs are almost bouncing up to her chin - if that doesn´t prove her breasts are absolute silicon free nothing will ) but the quality is also not that good.
There are different videos with varying lengths on YouTube so I posted them all just to be sure I got the right one but I still count them as one.
Our third video is from the Late Night with David Letterman show where sexbomb Janet wore a fantastic leather outfit. Again, it´s in two parts.
As promised the last Janet video is Jermaine Dupri´s GOTTA GETCHA.
If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting an oral exam from her. !
I have to say I was so surprised to find it on YouTube that I don´t even care if it´s the uncensored version as long as Janet is in it and it´s in HD.
And because Janet was cast as a Green Lantern Today´s cartoon video is the first episode of Lou Scheimer´s Filmation series GREEN LANTERN.
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