TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Terror Tuesday with The Vault of Horror !

We are taking a break from the posts about the queen of Halloween, the gothic 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 blow up sex doll of our collective nightmares, the horror hostess with the mostess, Elvira, Mistress of The Dark and her giant - sized pumpkins to start the obligatory EC Comics Halloween post.

Who knows ? With a bit of luck I can squeeze one or two in - between them ( the posts I mean, not Elvira's huge knockers although I would like to squeeze something else between those gigantic gazongas ) since we technically have three independent comics posts in a row now with two Elvira posts and one for EC Comics and there is still some material left from those respective Marvel Comics and DC Comics Halloween posts.

At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science I only have the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered they may be.

As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.

I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .

In 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute in 2022 I did an Al Feldstein spotlight for Halloween and another Halloween post in 2023.

Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.

One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .

Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.

Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.

With the obligatory EC links out of the way we come to the material that I selected for this post which originally was supposed a TALES FROM THE CRYPT post - on one side because it is the best known horror anthology from EC but also because with a name like TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN there are certain things that my readers expect - but as always I prefer to include complete stories over single pages of artwork and this time around all three stories are from the horror mag THE VAULT OF HORROR.

Speaking about the number three, I already did one post about THE VAULT OF HORROR and two about Johnny Craig so anybody who wants a bit more background information on either can just go there. As for this post, the artwork in the three stories is by Al Feldstein ( who also got the spotlight post treatment ), Graham Ingels and Joe Orlando ( he also has a spotlight post ) but I also squeezed in some Johnny Craig pages.

Especially a splash page with delightful Drusilla the DD dominatrix of doom who was introduced in issue 36 and sadly had a very short stance as a horror hostess since the series ceased publication with issue 40.

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Now the following part has gotten way too long so I decided to make a Velma Dinkley comicbabe spotlight post which then turned into a post about the comicbook series Scooby Apocalypse which you can find here.

I am keeping the part with ASMR Amy here though as well as a shortened version of all my musings about Velma Dinkley and Julius Zimmerman.

I WANNA SCOOBY BOOB WITH YA BABY SCOOB SCOOB DA BOOBIES

Yes, ASMR Busenwunder Amy is at it again delivering one of her breast roleplay ASMR videos just in time for Halloween. Regular blog followers may remember her boner - inducing Lara Croft roleplay video from last year around Halloween which for me is one of her breast performances.

And to show her fans how much she cares for them she even made a second part that picks up right after her first Lara Croft ASMR video where she goes totally topless letting her giant 36F ( !!! ) boobs free.

I don't know what it is about this video that makes you extra hard like unto a thing of iron but I suspect it has something to do with seeing one of your life long wet sex dreams brought to life - how she is supposed to look - by a nymphomanic ultimate men milking machine like ASMR Amy.

Because if you have seen some of her uncensored videos you know that she knows how to use her weapons of mass erection. Who wouldn't love to get a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage from ASMR Amy ?

Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.

You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.

Maybe I am biased here but for me she is the gold standard for ASMR videos be it her breathtaking looks, her incredible pornstar body ( quite literally again since she worked as a porn star under the name of Amy Starr ), filming, sound, production value, setting, roleplay, intensity etc and I still watch some of her mesmerizing ASMR videos on a daily basis.

Now I may be biased because of all the Zimmerman drawings of Velma Dinkley ( don't worry if the name Zimmerman isn't familiar to you we will come to that in a moment ) but for me it has always been one of great mysteries in life why Velma was always treated like she was the ugly duckling in the cartoons when she clearly had more going on for her.

I mean, if you prefer skinny girls that have more beauty than brains then Daphne is definitely the girl for you. She has a body that checks all the usual beauty types and she is not the brightest tool in the drawer and as everybody knows the dumber girls are the better they perform sexually.

Velma on the other side has superior smarts, real curves and you bet she hides some giant - sized twin torpedoes under her sweater that are at least DDs or Es. If I had to choose I would rather go on a date with Velma Dinkley especially if she looks like 36F ( !!! ) blow up sex doll ASMR Amy.

Velma is one horny BILF one hopes to get trapped in an elevator with.

If you wonder what the heck a BILF is I can tell you that the letter " B " stands for " bookworm " and I´m sure you can figure it out on your own.