TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Terror Tuesday with The Vault of Horror !

We are taking a break from the posts about the queen of Halloween, the gothic 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 blow up sex doll of our collective nightmares, the horror hostess with the mostess, Elvira, Mistress of The Dark and her giant - sized pumpkins to start the obligatory EC Comics Halloween post.

Who knows ? With a bit of luck I can squeeze one or two in - between them ( the posts I mean, not Elvira's huge knockers although I would like to squeeze something else between those gigantic gazongas ) since we technically have three independent comics posts in a row now with two Elvira posts and one for EC Comics and there is still some material left from those respective Marvel Comics and DC Comics Halloween posts.

At the moment my EC Comics library is extremely limited : besides the spanish edition of the first volume of Weird Science I only have the EC Covers Artist Edition, the EC Comics sampler Choke Gasp ! The Best Of 75 Years Of EC Comics and the reprints of Tales From The Crypt, The Vault Of Horror and The Haunt Of Fear that I used to pad out the boxes when I shipped some comics I could not sell to Spain which I can't bring myself to throw away no matter how beat up and battered they may be.

As a big fan of EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35.

I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I wrote a post in honor of the late William Gaines with stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly " Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got a spotlight post - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and two about Johnny Craig .

In 2021 we had the obligatory William Gaines tribute in 2022 I did an Al Feldstein spotlight for Halloween and another Halloween post in 2023.

Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.

One of the artists who got the famous MAD Magazine off the ground and running with Harvey Kurtzman was Will Elder and if you are interested in comic history, good satire comic magazines or just good art you should check out those early issues - you can read my spotlight post on him .

Now besides being a master at cartooning and bringing slapstick humor to the printed page Will Elder was very adept at depicting the female form which probably was a very big factor in MAD´s rise in popularity.

Will Elder´s faible for drawing sexy women was also the reason why Harvey Kurtzman chose him to bring one of his most famous creations to life : PLAYBOY´s LITTLE ANNIE FANNY, a spoof on LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.

With the obligatory EC links out of the way we come to the material that I selected for this post which originally was supposed a TALES FROM THE CRYPT post - on one side because it is the best known horror anthology from EC but also because with a name like TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN there are certain things that my readers expect - but as always I prefer to include complete stories over single pages of artwork and this time around all three stories are from the horror mag THE VAULT OF HORROR.

Speaking about the number three, I already did one post about THE VAULT OF HORROR and two about Johnny Craig so anybody who wants a bit more background information on either can just go there. As for this post, the artwork in the three stories is by Al Feldstein ( who also got the spotlight post treatment ), Graham Ingels and Joe Orlando ( he also has a spotlight post ) but I also squeezed in some Johnny Craig pages.

Especially a splash page with delightful Drusilla the DD dominatrix of doom who was introduced in issue 36 and sadly had a very short stance as a horror hostess since the series ceased publication with issue 40.

vaultline

vault stuff

vault links

vault videos

you can call me al

got wood

ec comics documentary

give the devil his due

bordello of blood

vault

the boneyard

full movie

tv horror anthologies

two fisted

breast new music reaction channel

breast reactions so far

duckman history

duckman and mad tv - the version without cartoons

mad

studio alf

psycho diver

asian turnen

graves

davis

klapperschlange

I don't think I have posted the german version

zeitkapsel

annemarie carpendale

killer dolls special

pinocchios revenge

speaking of dolls

jason dark interview

augsburger puppenkiste

tentacles the english title with john huston henry fonda bo hopkins shelley winters

anna maria zivkov live

anna maria zivkov videos

dschungel olympiade

pinocchio sadly not a full episode

am laufendem band mit dem curd juergens der in vault of horror mitspielen tut

lovecraft

cuentos

gruftie

spin off

jam

blasst from the passt

best of the breast

tales

keeper

Now the following part has gotten way too long so I decided to make a Velma Dinkley comicbabe spotlight post which then turned into a post about the comicbook series Scooby Apocalypse which you can find here.

I am keeping the part with ASMR Amy here though as well as a shortened version of all my musings about Velma Dinkley and Julius Zimmerman.

I WANNA SCOOBY BOOB WITH YA BABY SCOOB SCOOB DA BOOBIES

Yes, ASMR Busenwunder Amy is at it again delivering one of her breast roleplay ASMR videos just in time for Halloween. Regular blog followers may remember her boner - inducing Lara Croft roleplay video from last year around Halloween which for me is one of her breast performances.

And to show her fans how much she cares for them she even made a second part that picks up right after her first Lara Croft ASMR video where she goes totally topless letting her giant 36F ( !!! ) boobs free.

I don't know what it is about this video that makes you extra hard like unto a thing of iron but I suspect it has something to do with seeing one of your life long wet sex dreams brought to life - how she is supposed to look - by a nymphomanic ultimate men milking machine like ASMR Amy.

Because if you have seen some of her uncensored videos you know that she knows how to use her weapons of mass erection. Who wouldn't love to get a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage from ASMR Amy ?

With those huge melons it's no wonder Fickstute ASMR Amy loves to let them bounce which always has the desired effect on men - if it's during foreplay it gets them hard super fast and if she is already fucking them the sight of her bouncing breasts ( which almost looks like a 3D effect if your computer has a high enough resolution ) gets their already erect horsecocks twice as hard as normal and at least three times as big. It also increases their power and stamina for at least three more hours.

Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.

You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.

Speaking of being a world class expert at milking giant monstercocks to the last drop who could give even the most seasoned prostitutes lessons, going over this post again gives me the chance to add some GIFs from another uncensored video from ASMR Amy's OnlyFans to make up for 99 percent of her videos getting deleted on YouTube. In this roleplay video wet sex dream ASMR Amy plays not only the ultimate mega MILF but an insatiable nymphomanic stepmom addicted to milking her stepson's dick.

I don't remember if it is because she promised him an uninhibited sex marathon weekend afterwards since her husband is on a business trip all weekend long but in the video it is revealed that this is neither the first nor the last time that she is milking his dick completely dry ( although this time it is to prepare him for the upcoming sex orgy so he can last longer ) and that Amy has been grooming him to become her private breeding stallion since the first time she saw him naked in the shower and insisted on giving him an body oil rubdown - with her big boobs.

Maybe I am biased here but for me she is the gold standard for ASMR videos be it her breathtaking looks, her incredible pornstar body ( quite literally again since she worked as a porn star under the name of Amy Starr ), filming, sound, production value, setting, roleplay, intensity etc and I still watch some of her mesmerizing ASMR videos on a daily basis.

Now I may be biased because of all the Zimmerman drawings of Velma Dinkley ( don't worry if the name Zimmerman isn't familiar to you we will come to that in a moment ) but for me it has always been one of great mysteries in life why Velma was always treated like she was the ugly duckling in the cartoons when she clearly had more going on for her.

I mean, if you prefer skinny girls that have more beauty than brains then Daphne is definitely the girl for you. She has a body that checks all the usual beauty types and she is not the brightest tool in the drawer and as everybody knows the dumber girls are the better they perform sexually.

Velma on the other side has superior smarts, real curves and you bet she hides some giant - sized twin torpedoes under her sweater that are at least DDs or Es. If I had to choose I would rather go on a date with Velma Dinkley especially if she looks like 36F ( !!! ) blow up sex doll ASMR Amy.

Keeping in character ( which none of the new incarnations for tv can be bothered with ) Velma would naturally refuse to go on a " proper " date since she would not consider herself beautiful enough for any guy to be interested in despite having the relentless pornstar body of a Playmate Of The Decade. So one would have to talk her into doing a surveillance on a suspicious house or mansion ( which should not be too hard since there is an endless supply of haunted houses - or at least mansions where there is suspect activity going on in the SCOOBY DOO universe ) which would turn into heavy petting in the Mystery Machine, which then would turn into Velma doing a private x - rated dildo sex show for you .

Which finally would turn into a completely uninhibited olympic level ejaculation sensation fuck marathon during which you get Velma to go through - almost - all of the positions once you get her drunk enough. Of course you would have to tie her up in the back of the Mystery Machine with her long legs spread open wider than a phillipino prostitute because there are some positions even a completely drunk Velma would refuse to assume. Anyway, this way you could finally get to completely wear your dick out on her. That is if you can still get it up after slamfucking Velma's impressive brains out seven ways to Sunday in the worst way for a week.

Velma is one horny BILF one hopes to get trapped in an elevator with.

If you wonder what the heck a BILF is I can tell you that the letter " B " stands for " bookworm " and I´m sure you can figure it out on your own.

best of the best

the house that dripped blood another amicus anthology movie

classic haunted house movie

arteaga

extranormal

there was a british version of extranormal that became infamous

written by J. Michael Straczynski

Speaking of Babylon 5, while I am more a Star Trek - Deep Space 9 fan ( for those wondering why I am comparing those two shows, in Germany they were broadcast at the same time slot and while you could watch both if you taped one with your vcr - kids, ask your parents or better grandparents what a vcr is - you had to decide which show you would watch and which you would tape so you could watch it later and in my household Star Trek - Deep Space Nine always won ) they did have some bonerinducing sexbombs like 40C - 25 - 35 Uebercougar Tracy Scoggins.

Who really caught my attention playing Cat Grant on Lois & Clark - The New Adventures Of Superman which also starred the breast Lois Lane EVER, not so desperate housewife 38C - 22 - 32 former cheerleader ( so we know she has been dick - tamed ) Teri " I'm Not A Stripper ! " Hatcher as well as 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian.

SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND TERI HATCHER : THE BREAST THERE IS ......

Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda .

During the Bronze Age the character of Lois Lane made the transition of a woman whose only goal was to trick Superman into marrying her - who just happens to be a reporter - to a bonafide reporter and she frequently went undercover to get the scoop. In the tv show they did a bit of that but with a wet sex dream like Teri Hatcher on the job they could have done much more if they didn't have to deal with tv censorship. There could have been a story where Lois and Clark pose as a criminal couple in the vein of Bonnie and Clyde and to make it more convincing they put on a sex show for the horny gangsters who are secretly observing them.

Of course they hit a snag when they find out that the boss of the outfit used to have a fling with the woman Lois Lane is substituting - and when I say fling I mean that he slam - fucked the slut's brains out six ways to Sunday with his giantsized horseschlong - so to keep her cover Lois has no other choice than to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll.

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills.

Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.

Daimn, with those legs for miles and her pornstar body Teri could really inflict some serious damage and I bet there were many special late night rehearsals where she pumped Dean Cain dry to the last drop making him squirt like a fire hose again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Teri drove him insane and completely wore his schlong out.

Now as hot as she was Teri Hatcher was not the only sexbomb on Lois & Clark and so it was only natural that 40C - 25 - 35 Ueber cougar Tracy Scoggins caught my attention especially since she was often wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder they passed the tv censors ( maybe it was because in the 90s bikinis were big on tv shows like The Bikini Open or maybe Tracy had a deepthroat session with the board of censorship behind closed doors ) as Daily Planet gossip columnist Cat Grant ( who was co - created by Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway ).

Men milking machine Tracy Scoggins was also part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.

Now in the erotic skin flick movie Alien Intruder from 1993 tittilating Tracy Scoggins gets completely naked playing a sadistic nymphomaniac big breasted computer virus who hijacks a virtual reality sex program to slamfuck some lucky guys to death. Tracy was perfectly cast for this as she could draw inspiration from her vast sexual experience in real life.

Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !

Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !

She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .