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julia louise dreyfus was so hot
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full frontal in her most famous scene from Wild Things - for which she could have used a body double but she declined.
In the threesome with Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon that secured her a place in the Nudity Hall Of Fame Denise's breasts became the focus of several storyboards that were sent back and forth between her lawyer, the producers and the director in order to determine how much of her spectacular bosom would be shown. At first they only wanted to film one breast but thankfully both ended up on the screen. And while Robert Downey Jr enjoys much fame for his role of Iron Man it has to sting that Matt Dillon got to motorboat Denise Richard´s champagne - covered wet perfectly shaped boobs instead of him. There have been sequels to the movie but none reached the level of the original for obvious reasons.
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Together with her sister, blonde 40B - 25 - 35 beach body Audrey Landers - who was of course best known for her role of Ashton Cooper on Dallas and Val Clarke in A Chorus Line - 40C - 24 - 35 Judy Landers was one of the hottest commodities of that time. They knew how to squeeze their talents and could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.
Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.
WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN
The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is a poor version of Nikki since she got her tits inflated. But back to the Landers.
These blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.
Of course it goes without saying that Judy would play the tit - ular and tittilating character of Little Annie Fanny - with a big emphasis on the " tit " part although because of the size of her bonerinducing chesticles all males call her Big Annie Fanny - since she is without question the hotter.
Don't get me wrong, they both have incredible pornstar bodies but while Audrey has the prettier face Judy's body ranks a twelve out of ten while Audrey is clearly a ten plus. And while Audrey has those " bedroom eyes " that drive men crazy Judy has " sex eyes " which means that she knows you want to bang her brains out six ways to Sunday and she is going to milk you dry until you can't get it up anymore, it's only a matter of time.
Plus, Judy has those pronounced cheekbones a woman only gets after decades of oral sex especially extended deepthroat sessions. So clearly Judy would play the kind of role she has made a career of : the busty blonde with an insane body that can multiply the sales of any adult magazine without even trying and a heart of gold who is not too bright and who guys take advantage of and who always ends up loosing all her clothes while horny perverts take turns drilling every orifice of her body.
Now Audrey on the other hand has a more sophisticated look so I doubt she could play the part of the dumb blonde even if she tried so she is written smarter than Judy. In the comic strips Little Annie Fanny has a sidekick called Wanda Homefree who is clearly the brains of the outfit but I would like to cast Audrey as Little Annie Fanny's sister even though I don't think she has a sister in the comics. Anyway, this would not be the first time something is changed for a comicbook movie adaption and that is my prerogative as the movie director. Plus it's only a mental exercise.
We could call Audrey Landers character Little Audrey Fellatio and what little her character would lack on the physical side - only in comparison to her sister Judy mind you - she would more than make up for with her sheer sexual aggressiveness, a degree as a world - class oral sex - pert who graduated at Deepthroat University Sukka Cum Louder and her photographic memory of all sex positions in the Kama Sutra, Ananga Ranga, Joy Of Sex plus a few dozens she came up with on her own.
So Audrey would be the smarter one who would always instigate the sex orgies and naturally she would whore her sister out so Judy would have to bear the brunt of the sexual assault while Audrey gets to cherry pick the studs with the biggest schlongs and the most endurance whom she could dicktame merciless at her leisure to become obedient sex slaves.
Although I don't think that would take a lot of taming because who would not want to be the sexual slave of a horny Audrey Landers in her prime ?
Not that I think anybody would protest if Audrey - or Judy - subjects his rockhard boner to an all nigh ejaculation sensation squirt marathon. As for the plot of the movie, since this part has gotten longer than planned I will let you know the next time I get to mention the Landers sisters.
AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOT BACKFIRES
In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.
They thought it would help the direction of their career and the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to mature roles .
Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.
Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to live a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters.
Sadly Debbe Dunning who turned 58 on July the 11th never starred in a Russ Meyer movie despite having the body for it. Nevertheless I cast the sexbomb who is best known for her role of Tool Time girl Heidi on the hit show Home Improvement ( based on the stand up routine of Tim Allen ) in my JLA Redux post as Knockout and she is also a top contender for the Top Ten Jessica Rabbit Lookalike Babes if I ever get around to write that.
I never did a full blown cult siren entry for men milking machine Debbe Dunning and back in Germany I had the seasons six and seven of Home Improvement on my to watch pile and I only got them because of Debbe Dunning´s incredible muscle control . Debbe really was predestined to become a sexsymbol as the " Double Dee " is not only part of her name.
Debbe first had a guest appearance with a name that´s impossible to pronounce and a stunning blue dress before she became a permanent cast member, taking up the mantle of Pamela thanks to her bikini bod.
Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that causes the sales numbers of men´s magazines to skyrocket.
Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.
Finding a clip of Debbe Dunning in Misery Brothers was almost impossible and wouldn´t you know it the only one I found in good quality has an age restriction even though she is neither naked nor showing any nippleage.
Which should give you an idea how sexually charged DD's performance is. In any case, it was much easier to find the entire movie on YouTube.
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The whole world was flooded with a veritable plethora of hot pictures of the blonde Busenwunder and I had to do two posts on my old boobblog to fit them all in. It´s a real shame the überinflated cult siren did not use the opportunity to shoot hot music videos with her giant - sized melons.
She could have believable played Power Girl and she would not have had a problem filling out the magical boob window with her huge milkshakes.
Christina Aguilera is one of my all time sex phantasies so it may strike some readers as strange that I haven´t done an entry for her in the cult siren hall of fame since she has earned that in spades - not only because of her boner inducing pregnancy boobs - but all her sexy pictures, music videos and live appearances before this and since. But you have to keep in mind that with a birthday that close to the holiday season - which for me is always extra busy - it may take a while before I can cum to that.
I have to admit I am not up to date with Christina Aguilera. Like so many others it is difficult to keep up now that cult sirens are not such a high priority on the blog. I mean they are still an integral part of what I like to call " the fun section " and in fact often seem to dominate the posts so much that you might get the impression they have taken over but the number of pure cult siren posts or re - posts has gone down drastically.
That was one bonus when I still had my boobblog : doing the re - posts was a chance for me to look up their most recent movies, music videos, talk show appearances etc. With Christina the last thing I became aware of is that she was one of the judges on The Voice ( where she displayed her still awesome 42E double airbags in a lot of generous cleavages ).
From Today´s point of view it´s easy to say that ultimate born for porn blow up sex doll Christina was always destined for the lead role in a movie like Burlesque where her main objective was to showcase her incredible voice as well as her spectacular pornstar body by taking off highly stimulating and raunchy lingerie while shaking her money makers.
And that she was already auditioning for that role in the Lady Marmelade video from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack ( even though her costume was rather underwhelming, luckily luscious long licking nubian 36E - 27 - 39 deepthroat addict Lil Kim provided the biggest boobs of the video while 38B - 24 - 36 men milking machine Mya moaned and grinded like a cat in heat to give viewers huge erections and causing quite a few to ejaculate like a fire hose prematurely at only 38 seconds into the video ) since she would have no problem being the star of the famous stripping ensemble of the real adult entertainment show of the same name in Paris, France.
It´s all the more surprising that Burlesque turned out as tame as it did and got a FSK 6 rating in Germany ( which means suitable from age 6 ).
Because she was not only funny and had the tireless body of a playmate of the month when she was in her sexual prime but her wardrobe could even rival the so called " disco " uniforms of the female members of the Legion of Super - Heroes when it comes to skimpy outfits. Fashion surely went horribly wrong somewhere from miniscule see - through tops being only one step above lingerie in the 80s to what most women wear now.
Speaking of the Legion of Super - Heroes, I think fitness instructor / social media influencer Lindi Nunziato ( for more on her check out my recent cult siren entry on her ) would be spot on for the role of the Legion's resident space tracker, Dawnstar. With a set of perfect sculpted legs for miles that go almost all the way up to her chin and her boner - inducing 38K ( !!! ) - 25 - 42 measurements that cause instant erections in males of every age and alien species not to mention wet sex dreams she surely has what it takes to portray this Legion sexbomb. Plus she also has that exotic native american look that most Legion artists - including Mike Grell - gave the character. Although that may be considered racist in Today's SJW - infested feminist comicbook industry, but who knows ?
Coming back to Wencke Myhre and her mouthwatering set of talents, I have no idea how she pulled it off but despite her stunning physique that made even movie actresses jealous and always wearing mini skirts and plunging cleavages she never was typecast as a sex symbol in Germany.
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