I know, this was supposed to be a comicbook babe post for Velma Dinkley because the part about her in my latest Halloween post about EC Comics horror anthology THE VAULT OF HORROR kept getting longer and longer and so the idea was to give Velma her long awaited but often delayed cult siren spin off but as you can see things did not work out as planned.
The thing is while I have been planning to do a Velma Dinkley spotlight this is the third time I had to start from zero so I don't have the best material for a full blown spotlight post. So I thought about adding some original art and since I didn't find any from SCOOBY DOO TEAM - UP ( which in my opinion is not only one of the best Scooby Doo series and one of their best team up books but one of DC Comics best series period ) I looked for some original artwork from the SCOOBY APOCALYPSE series.
But despite having prestigious artists like Howard Porter, Ron Wagner, Tom Mandrake, Tom Derenick, Tom Palmer , Pat Oliffe and Dale freaking Eaglesham on interiors plus a literal Who's Who of comicbook royalty like Neal Adams , Steve Epting , Paul Gulacy , Cully Hamner, Denys Cowan, Brian Hitch, David Finch or Trevor Hairsine on the variant covers the only original art I found was for the cover of issue three by Jim Lee. And I thought this was also a variant cover but it was the regular cover as Jim Lee did quite a few for the series since he came up with the initial idea.
Which - if you have been living under a rock - was to transplant the Scooby Gang to a world where the zombie apocalypse happened. Now I know that this is sacrilegious to Scooby Doo purist but since I am not that steeped in all things Scooby Doo I was not that appalled by the concept.
For me it was more that I was aware of the project - like of the other intellectual properties of Hannah Barbera that DC Comics tweaked and put into a comicbook but it was more of a curiosity than something that I needed to put on my pull list. Now to find the best art and best variant covers ( and there will be a few of those in this post but not all of them ) I went through the whole series and I can't believe it lasted 36 issues.
That's quite a lot of issues in Today's fickle comicbook market. Although technically speaking the series started in 2016. Anyway, going over the issues I have to say while the art changes from not good to serviceable to blowing your socks off whenever Dale Eaglesham gets to do an issue the story kept my interest and came up with a few surprises here and there.
Now I won't spoil anything - there are quite a few of them in the art I selected for this post - but Velma plays a major role in this so it is in keeping with the original spirit of this post. Besides the main story there are also back up stories about The Atomic Ant and The Secret Squirrel and especially the latter one often has better art than the main feature.
Now as longtime followers of the blog know I usually stick to 23 pictures per post - at least in the main part - but since I doubt that I am going to do a second part for this I decided to go a bit over my limit. And with that said let's get to the good stuff. Man, with this zombie apocalypse story we continue the spooky stuff right from my last Halloween posts.
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I WANNA SCOOBY BOOB WITH YA BABY SCOOB SCOOB DA BOOB
Yes, ASMR Busenwunder Amy is at it again delivering one of her breast roleplay ASMR videos just in time for Halloween. Regular blog followers may remember her boner - inducing Lara Croft roleplay video from last year around Halloween which for me is one of her breast performances.
And to show her fans how much she cares for them she even made a second part that picks up right after her first Lara Croft ASMR video where she goes totally topless letting her giant 36F ( !!! ) boobs free.
I don't know what it is about this video that makes you extra hard like unto a thing of iron but I suspect it has something to do with seeing one of your life long wet sex dreams brought to life - how she is supposed to look - by a nymphomanic ultimate men milking machine like ASMR Amy.
Because if you have seen some of her uncensored videos you know that she knows how to use her weapons of mass erection. Who wouldn't love to get a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage from ASMR Amy ?
Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.
You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her chin but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.
Maybe I am biased here but for me she is the gold standard for ASMR videos be it her breathtaking looks, her incredible pornstar body ( quite literally again since she worked as a porn star under the name of Amy Starr ), filming, sound, production value, setting, roleplay, intensity etc and I still watch some of her mesmerizing ASMR videos on a daily basis.
Now I may be biased because of all the Zimmerman drawings of Velma Dinkley ( don't worry if the name Zimmerman isn't familiar to you we will come to that in a moment ) but for me it has always been one of great mysteries in life why Velma was always treated like she was the ugly duckling in the cartoons when she clearly had more going on for her.
I mean, if you prefer skinny girls that have more beauty than brains then Daphne is definitely the girl for you. She has a body that checks all the usual beauty types and she is not the brightest tool in the drawer and as everybody knows the dumber girls are the better they perform sexually.
Velma on the other side has superior smarts, real curves and you bet she hides some giant - sized twin torpedoes under her sweater that are at least DDs or Es. If I had to choose I would rather go on a date with Velma Dinkley especially if she looks like 36F ( !!! ) blow up sex doll ASMR Amy.
Velma is one horny BILF one hopes to get trapped in an elevator with.
If you wonder what the heck a BILF is I can tell you that the letter " B " stands for " bookworm " and I´m sure you can figure it out on your own.
What I had to figure out on my own was if Julius Zimmerman was alive or dead. Because you never know about these things, somebody reports that someone has died then everybody repeats it without checking if it's true and in the end it turns out that the person in question is still alive.
Well, in this case it took me quite some time because while you can find a lot about him like his biography in his own words a lot of websites don't mention if he is is still alive. Anyway, I don't want to confirm any false rumours so I will only say that I have found a few websites that reported that he died on November the 8th in 2017 from terminal cancer at 63.
Now you may ask yourself who was Julius Zimmerman ? And many will answer the greatest erotic artist who was a great influence and source of artistic inspiration for entire generations. He may not be known to a lot of people but I bet most males who have access to the internet have seen his work in one way or another. I for one have used some of his artwork on the blog even if it can be difficult at times because of its graphic nature that very often goes beyond what is allowed on blogger.
So in those cases I either don't use those pictures or I have to cut or modify them in some way. Which brings us to one of the reasons why he was not better known. His main work fell into the erotic art for adults category often going into the realm of hardcore porn so the distribution had to be outside of the mainstream. Which was not such a big problem for him as one might think because he started concentrating on doing commissions early in his career that started when his boss at McDonald saw that he had a knack for funny drawings and put him off flipping burgers and made him draw pics for their ads - without the big boobs.
Speaking of big boobs, like all of us Julius had a certain body type which he preferred and it was what he used for most of his drawings even if the character in question was depicted differently in other media. This brought his some critique but since it also aligned with my preferences I never complained when he just happened to draw somebody a bit more busty, with a rounder butt or longer legs than they were supposed to be.
There are also people who found his poses to be repetitive or stiff and that the faces were not that great or very similar but you could clearly see when he was just doing a piece for somebody else or when he really got into it. Because his drawing could be basic but when he went all out he was on fire and produced pictures that were superior to what you could find in most mainstream comicbooks. Also you have to cut the guy some slack since he did five drawings a day and anybody who has tried to earn a living at that knows how taxing it can be to produce on demand.
I have no idea how many thousands of pictures he produced but I well remember when they started to appear on the internet it was very slow.
A few would pop up here and there and you would scour the internet to find more. In the beginning his work was more realistic but over time it became much more cartoony although he would do some more realistic drawings sometimes. Then there would be collections of his work and before long there were entire websites dedicated to presenting his art.
For a while I was very enthusiastic about collecting the fine pieces he presented on the internet but over time catching up became more and more difficult. I used to have entire folders full of his stuff but since I could not use most of it ( at least not without any alterations ) that went on the backburner and loosing my entire picture archive twice did further damage. In closing I have to say that I always enjoyed his work which has lightened up many a dark day and that brings us back to Velma Dinkley because she was one of his top ten girls of which he produced the most drawings. Not THE most frequent one because that was without any doubt Jessica Rabbit but Velma was up there with the breast ones.
And it was through those pictures that presented Velma as a sexy and confident woman with more curves than the Nuernburgring who tends to get herself in a pickle where either horny guys dressed up as ghosts or monsters or real supernatural creatures got the better of her because of her clumsiness that my already existing belief that Velma Dinkley was the secret buxom sexbomb of the Scooby Gang was further enforced.
Now longtime followers of my adventures in blogging may remember that I did a few posts just with Julius Zimmerman artwork over on my old boob blog ( I should have trademarked THE OLD BOOB BLOG ) and three of them were with Velma. One solo post about her sex adventures with Scooby Doo, one with more sex adventures with Scooby Doo where Daphne joined in on the fun and another Velma solo post about her further sex adventures as a teacher for a class of horny teenage boys who used their big breasted female classmates like blow up sex dolls.
Okay, we'll see how far we come before this post gets labelled as NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Our story opens up with Velma taking a break from Mystery Incorporated for the summer working at her new job which she got after an audition that ended up in a five star hotel as soon as the guy in charge of hiring the girls got an eyeful of her titanic twin torpedoes.
His secretary who had the body of the younger big - breasted twin sister of Janet Jackson broke up with him a week ago to have wild double dildo sex with his Playmate Of The Month trophy wife and because his nympho stepdaughter was at a special boarding school in the Swiss Alps for the rich to be cured of her addiction to giving double breasted deepthroat dick massages he had a lot of pent up sexual energy to vent on Velma.
Who for her part liked her new job because against her expectations but to the surprise of nobody else she quickly became the most popular girl with the male clientele and she raked in the most money from all her tips for rendering special sex services to the highest paying customers.
After the end of her shift Velma drove by the bank to change some of her tip money into smaller bills and passed a convenience store where loaded up on chips and beer before she picked up some very ripped and well hung teenage hitchhikers. Velma knew that their dicks were huge because when she opened the car window and let her massive melons hang out as an open tit - fucking invitation they got huge erections and their schlongs got so big that the tip started to peek out of their shorts.
Velma ended up in the back of the van which she drove to an underpass under the subway so nobody could hear them scream at the top of their lungs when Velma rubbed her huge funbags up and down their pulsating manhood. They immediately started partying, Velma smoked a joint to get more relaxed and the two horny guys at the height of their sexual capabilities used the opportunity to fill her up with beer. Of which they spilled a lot all over her pornstar body so they had an excuse to lick her down from head to toe. And when Velma started to moan in ecstasy they tag team her penetrating her from both sides with their throbbing dicks and that night Velma had her first double penetration in the same hole.
But not her last. The two guys merciless drilled her all night and after dropping them off at a rehabilitation center for big breasted blowjob addicted lesbians a completely drunk and banged out of her mind Velma was stopped by two police officers who got demoted for doing special oral interrogations with underage girls who had already developed huge tits for their young age and then banging them silly at a public school.
To avoid a ticket Velma had to give the officers a double breasted dick massage and let them take turns at giving her a full cavity search which was only a cheap excuse to slamfuck her brains out six days to Sunday.
Which those two guys took quite literally because as a punishment for using and abusing the daughter of the police chief - who just happened to be the teacher with the biggest tits at that public school ( and was subsequently sexually assaulted by all male students, the male teachers and the principal on a daily basis ) - they had been put on patrol in the precinct with the most hookers with the biggest breasts but they were forbidden to arrest any of them for their special brand of interrogation.
So their testicles had no release all week and were swollen to the size of baseballs with the accumulated sperm. So now that they had the chance to expel all that semen surplus with a big breasted wet sex dream like Velma with bigger tits than most pornstars, legs for miles almost up to her chin and an ass that won't quit they jumped at the opportunity - and poor helpless Velma - and worked her over for the rest of the weekend.
After the gruelling ordeal poor Velma needed a long, hot shower to get all the stuff out - and it was difficult to tell what was sperm and what was slime - but there may have been a ghost or a werewolf because she heard a loud howling plus there was a loud thumping against the glass.
And every time she spread her legs or leaned over the thumping would get more frenetic and louder and louder. But when she looked around there was only the dog so she kept on showering. Maybe there was a poltergeist because she found a big pool of ectoplasm on the floor.
thankfully her best friend came over to help her forget all the work problems
they smoked some weed and broke out the 40 inch double dildos that velma had tricked out with some extra features
things get hot
things get hotter
The following day Scooby Doo got really excited when she was about to feed him scooby snacks and playfully tugged at her clothes with such force that he completely ripped up her bra and exposed her breasts.
Thankfully this happened at home and not at the store because the last time one of the other clients " accidentally " stripped her naked half a dozen of horny serial - rapists - in - training took turns at putting her Playmate Of The Decade body to the sex test before ganging up on her and at the end the pet shop owner had to throw cold water on them.
To save Velma from further harm he took her to his private office and to make sure nobody tried to take advantage of Velma he locked the door.
He was very kind and even helped Velma get out of her wet clothes and made sure every part of her body was dry by rubbing her down with a towel. He then took out a camera and after he filmed the naked Velma giving a detailed report about what happened ( he even asked Velma a lot of questions to explain all the details like how they fucked her, who drilled her in which hole and how many times they came inside of her ) he helped Velma re - enact the incident while Velma assumed all the degrading positions the sick perverts made her assume and the store owner played the part of the horny hooligans. Although for Velma's taste he got too much into the part at the end and shot a few loads into her.
When the police finally came the poor guy was so embarrassed because he got carried away and pounded Velma really hard he completely forgot to mention the tape. Which Velma found strange but then the officers took her to the station where they insisted that she re - enacted the whole thing again but this time they would play the part of the perps.
Which Velma found strange but when she asked them about it they told her that it was a new procedure. They spent all night and the nest day re - enacting what had happened - they even got more into the part then the store owner and had to do a few positions several times because they went off script ( especially when they came to the part where one of the guys massaged his dick with her tits while the other one shoved his hot rod down her throat or two of the perpetrators penetrated her tight love grotto at the same time ) and by the time she got home she had all forgotten about the evidence tape the store owner had recorded.
This went on for a few weeks and at first Velma was totally perplexed until she remembered that Greenpeace shot a documentary at the nude beach she was tanning at ( even though Velma was very shy about her body and it took a lot of courage to tan all naked she didn't want any tan lines because she knew they drove Shaggy crazy and every time they went to the beach " as friends only " he stripped her naked as soon as he got a good eyeful of her bikini tan lines and they ended up having sex until dawn ) and they " accidentally " taped her oiling up her naked body while making tantric sex yoga. And even though they promised to destroy all the footage with her 30 minutes of it somehow ended up in the film.
The film then went on to all the festivals where it won a lot of awards ( Velma even was nominated for some as somebody must have put her name in the ballots by accident for " breakthrough performance of the year " and " breast performance in a documentary " and she even won a Hot D'Or award but was too embarrassed to accept it ) and even got a theatrical release before being available on DVD, Blue Ray and 4K HD.
So even if Velma was a bit embarrassed by the whole thing ( she could not believe any guy would want to see her naked body doing tantric sex yoga instead of some endangered species ) she now knew why all the guys around her suddenly treated her like a movie star and decided to play along as the thing surely would loose its appeal after a few days.
instead of a scooby snack he licked her face and the rest of her body
a visit to the park did not turn out like expected
he was relentless working her for hours
but the hardest part was still to come as he broke into her bedroom and drilled her all night
the next night he was even wilder and pounded her all night and the following day
this went on every night until he had completely dicktamed her
the thing turned into a threesome
daphne and velma took turns walking the dog and they made sure to go to a park that was very secluded ans not frequented by a lot of people
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black scorpion episode 7 lisa boyle
since I cut the part with mia sorety to give it its own spin off post which then turned into two spotlight posts for joe madureira's battle chasers here are the replacement videos
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Coming back to casting Claudia Fijal in a xxx - rated movie, since I already mentioned Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation attentive readers may remember that I also phantasized about putting 42D - 25 - 36 cosplay sexbomb Jessica Nigri in the movie even if she would stand out since all of the other nurses are asian. Which might work in her favour plus I thought about letting her play nurse Kiritani since nobody does crazy like her so she would be a shoo in for the role and beyond that it would be epic to see Jessica Nigri impale herself on a giant horsecock that has grown to the size of a third leg thanks to the admission of super - potent experimental sex drugs and pump it dry all night without mercy until the last drop. That alone would be worth the price of admission.
And before anybody tells me to reign in my pervy fantasies, if you listen to what they actually say ( I know, the enjoyment factor rises immensely if you watch the video without sound but bare with me here ) it's that they don't " date at the moment " which means that they could have in the past ( it would be a total miracle if three hot sexbombs with such giant boobs who also happen to be triplets hadn't had any dates since being a teenager ) and that they " never had a boyfriend " which does not mean that they never had any sexual encounters with men only that their relationships never got to the level of seriousness where the men the three had sex with - at the same time - attained boyfriend status.
It is a given that they tag teamed their sex partners and they wore them big dicks out like crazy because I can only imagine how it must feel to be tit - fucked by those ultimate men milking machines at the same time.
I know from experience that with siblings anything can quickly turn into a competition so it's a safe bet that they used those boytoys to see who could deepthroat them all the way to the shaft, who could swallow the biggest or the longest schlongs, who could get them hard the quickest, who could get them the hardest, who could make their cocks grow the biggest, who could suck their dicks the longest without making them shoot their load, who could make them squirt the most and the longest but most important of all : who could make them scream the loudest !
Of course they all have their own field of expertise where they excel. Hannah being born the first and thus the oldest is the best at swallowing even the hugest schlongs all the way to the shaft and her motto is the bigger they are the harder I make them come. It also helps that she has the biggest implants which is why she wins every tit - fuck competition.
Her speciality is getting limp dicks hard again after they have shot their load and because she was so good at this she worked as a fluffer for gay porn actors but had to quit because they botched take after take to get Katherine to give them another blowjob until the director got tired of it and left them alone for a three hour lunch break during which Katherine accidentally slam - fucked all of the four gay porn actors straight again.
Which may not seem like such a big deal but the main reason why gay actors are used in straight porn movies is that the female pornstars can fuck them as hard as they can without having to worry that they will not be able to get the important cum shot because they don't get aroused by women. Which is why in most cases a fluffer has to get their dicks hard.
Coming back to the Capasso triplets, as they admit in the video they just love to play pranks on unsuspecting people and do the usual things that twins or triplets do - make themselves pass as one of the others - only that in their case the three sex freaks would lure a guy with a huge schlong and the sexual endurance of a breeding stallion who has been abstinent all year to a motel ( Which should be a piece of cake for them because with the way they look one of them just has to go to a guy, any guy and say : " Sex. Lots. Now. " and he will follow her anywhere and do anything. ) where she pumps his horsecock dry to the last drop until she almost passes out from exhaustion. Then she takes a shower which is a good excuse to switch with one of her sister who is already hiding to take her place and the super thirsty sex machine uses her superior oral skills to get him hard again because now it is her turn to get her brains slambanged out six ways to Sunday in the worst way as he goes crazy.
So by the time the third sister is all burned out the first one is already in top shape and more than ready to go another round and the cycle begins again, rinse, wash, repeat, until they break the guys cock or they have completely dicktamed him to be their new obedient sex slave whatever happens first. And I don't think any male would complain because who would not love to wear his dick out on such ultimate fuck machines ?
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