While I am still trying to finish my last surprise post about SCOOBY APOCALYPSE I took a breather from the bonus section because the part about breast reactor Mia and casting her in a movie as Disney's Jasmin from Aladdin or Violet Pharr from The Incredibles is getting longer and longer so I went through my folders to see what my next post could be.
And as it so happens I never did a follow up to my Joe Madureira post on UNCANNY X - MEN / BATTLE CHASERS I did over four and a half years ago.
So I spent most of Today looking for new original art - as I tend to do before starting a new post just to make sure I have the best original artwork that's available at the moment - and at first it looked like I'd have to make do with what I already had but now I found so much new art that I decided to make two new posts - or one new post in two parts.
Now usually there is a size requirement for the original art I post on the blog and that's not because I am an art snob but if you go below that threshold you really can't see anything. So there are a lot of pieces that are just barely above that point and I was thinking of putting only the best pieces into the first part and then the stuff that is not so good in the second part. But the pieces that are of lower quality are dispersed over various issues and that would make the whole thing too confusing.
So I have decided to go in publishing order which means that all of the original art that I found from issues one and two will be in this spotlight while all the original art in our next post will be from issues three to six.
There is also some artwork from issues six to some unpublished artwork from the issue ten that never came out plus some pages from issue two of FRANK FRAZETTA'S FANTASY ILLUSTRATED but I think for the moment two new BATTLE CHASERS posts should be enough. Also that material is from the issues where Joe Madureira was already taking a lot of time with the issues and instead of having them inked by a professional they inked them digitally. They already used AI to make comics back then.
And I know that there are some guys who like it when they use the original pencils in a comicbook but me, I want the book to be inked the old fashioned way. Because the way I see it they want all of my money not only seventy - five percent so they should finish the book and ink it before colouring it. Anyway, since this is already our second BATTLE CHASER post - and I also wrote about the series in this post from 2017 - we can go directly in medias res and we will continue this in the second part which will be up as soon as I finish putting the pictures in this post.
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one of my favourite tv shows of all time in Germany I had the complete series on DVD
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BORN FOR PORN - PART ONE : PERSONAL SECRETARY LAURA HARRING !
I picked this episode because of 38D - 26 - 36 sexbomb Laura Harring who provides the only redeeming quality of the movie Black Scorpion II : Aftershock - which again stars 38C - 22 - 35 sex goddess Joan Severance as Black Scorpion ( for more on her AND Black Scorpion go back to my second spotlight post on Mike Grell's WARLORD series or check out her cult siren entry from 2018 ) - as she delivers one of the breast scenes of the movie as the mayor's secretary Babette, a role that went to none other than PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month in 1994 brunette 42D - 23 - 34 brabusting Busenwunder Shae Marks who appeared in the Andy Sidaris movies Day Of The Warrior and Return To Savage Beach in this show.
Man, if Laura or Shae were my secretaries I would pound them 24 / 7 !
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Coming back to Frank Frazetta's Fire And Ice, we have another video from the famous Babes In Toyland charity - from this year's Halfway To Halloween costume party - and this one features ultimate men milking machine Cat Nguyen who could easily play the sultry Teegra in a movie.
I always like to include a little bit of information about the sexbombs in those red carpet videos ( which is one of the reasons why finishing the bonus section can take long ) but in the case of Cat Nguyen her name is the only thing I know and that one was in the first video. So if anybody out there has any important info to share - like her measurements - please let me know in the comments below. But don't fear my friends, I did find a video where she is going on a blind date and man, maybe it's just me but she looks like the big - breasted older - and sluttier - sister of porn superstar Audrey Bitoni and the whole set up reminds me of one of those Tonight's Girlfriend videos where you see one guy getting all his most perverted sex dreams fulfilled by a mega pornstar. I envy the lucky stiff ( in every sense of the word ) who was picked for this because it is every straight guys dream to go on a blind date and find yourself with a living blow up sex doll like Cat Nguyen. Those gigantic gazongas were - literally - made to be wrapped tightly around a hard cock and if her date has any common sense he dragged her to the nearest motel to put that pornstar body to the endurance test like in the short video you can find online where she is squeezing a huge monstercock with her titanic twin torpedoes. Her blind date is from France but I bet Cat will be teaching his big baguette some new tricks in " french " if you know what I mean.
Now one thing that confused me a bit was Cat's definition of the word " bimbo " since it seems that a lot of people in the comment use it for something else entirely. What added to my puzzlement is that in Spain " bimbo " is the brand name for a bread company while in Germany the same word is used for black people and more often than not it is meant derogatively. Be that as it may while I am not sure if bimbo is a fitting description of Cat Nguyen I definitely would take this bimbo to a hotel to introduce my mandingo to her and her deepthroat addicted busty friend.
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BORN FOR PORN - PART TWO : SABRINA SALERNO versus FORMEL EINS
Sabrina was mostly known for two things ..... well, actually three things : the twins ( obviously ! ), lots of wardrobe malfunctions of the tiniest outfits that were riding up or wet t - shirts and see - through bikinis.
At the time Sabrina Salerno, the cult siren with the obligatory bouncing action was at the height of her popularity in Germany thanks to her worldwide number 1 smash hit Boys Boys Boys ( which was especially popular in those countries that showed the uncensored version of her video where her tiny bikini top could not contain the singing sexbomb´s huge melons ) and various articles in teen publications like Bravo and Popcorn and nude pictorials in adult men´s magazines like Penthouse.
So they had to invite her to Formel Eins which was the premiere music tv show for german teenagers. The show was a total train wreck, they cut most of the music videos because the network was in Bavaria and they are very catholic and prudish down there. When Sabrina was there as a guest they didn´t play her music video and told her she had to do a live performance. Which was more than they bargained for because Sabrina began to shake, rattle and roll her big boobs like there´s no Tomorrow.
Of course they were appalled but they could not do anything against it.
The camera man tried to prevent the worst by doing a lot of close ups and just filming Sabrina´s head but as you can see it didn´t help much.
BORN FOR PORN - PART THREE : A NIPPLE SLIP IN TIME SAVES NINE !
Speaking of Sabrina Salerno's patented bouncing action one of her most famous ones in that regard was her live performance of Boys Boys Boys on the spanish show Un Dos Tres ( from which I am trying to include an episode in each post until I run out of them ) where she really put her breast foot forward shaking her titanic twin tornadoes like a cocktail.
But not only was Sabrina constantly throwing her giant gazongas into the general direction of the camera her already skimpy skirt kept riding up in what would become another signature move for her and while she pulled it down a few times it more likely resembled a belt with her hot panties showing for most of the performance much to the delight of all the male audience members. And while it is not her first appearance on spanish tv like some claim it was a huge PR success for Sabrina Salerno.
But she really got famous through her New Year´s performance in 1988 on spanish tv where she sang HOT GIRL and her breasts got out of control and popped out of her top. In Germany they would have censored it but the spanish tv immediately put it on a loop and kept showing it in slow motion during her entire performance. It is her best known clip ever.
Now I also have a new video about that iconic performance and sorry, this is only for my spanish speaking followers. I always thought this was a live performance but apparently Sabrina's renditions of BOYS BOYS BOYS and HOT GIRL were pre - recorded. Which makes the fact that Sabrina's wardrobe malfunction was emitted without her consent even weirder.
There is one version of the story in which Sabrina and her manager put a stipulation in the contract that the parts with her free jumping funbags could not be shown but they still went on the air during New Year's Eve.
Now according to the video above nobody noticed Sabrina Salerno's top popping boob ( yeah, because nobody pays attention to the tits of such an ultimate breed mare ) besides an assistant who immediately notified the producer of the show in Spain who in turn contacted the manager of Sabrina and showed him pictures of the footage to ask if it was okay to air this. The manager did not notice the nipple slip or did not care and gave the thumbs up. So they tried to eliminate the footage of Sabrina's naked bouncing boobs ( yeah, I bet they tried really hard not to show something that could get them the biggest ratings ever ) but since she was all alone on the stage they could not cut to any dancers. So they did keep it and to add insult to injury they inserted a second frame where they showed her nipple slip in slow motion a few times throughout this.
But regardless of if Sabrina really did not know that her nude breast was going to be shown all over Spain during the biggest show of the year or this was a deliberate publicity stunt by her since she had " accidental " nipple slips throughout her career and had a complete mastery of her entire body so she could pop out her boobs at the drop of a hat and if the producers in Spain really did not notice her nude bouncing action until it was too late or they kept it in on purpodse this was one of the pivotal moments not only in 80s pop music but in spanish history which immediately catapulted Sabrina Salerno into super sex symbol status and shot an entire generation of prepubescent spanish boys through puberty.
BORN FOR PORN - PART FOUR : SAM AND SABRINA´S SEX ADVENTURES
While Sabrina´s biggest rival in the pop charts was british Busenwunder Samantha Fox they became friends behind the scenes despite what the tabloids printed. In light of Samantha Fox´s recent revelation of being a lesbian - or at least bi - sexual - this gives their relationship an entirely new raunchy dynamic. As Samantha Fox stated in a recent interview :
" People always tried to build up a rivalry between myself and Sabrina Salerno because we both started around the same time and we both had big breasts. She was the hot italian ragazza with the dark hair and I was the british blonde bimbo but after we met we quickly became friends. "
Sabrina was a lot of fun and sexually very active. The first time she invited me to her hotel room she had handcuffed a guy with a giant cock to her bed and asked for my help to slamfuck him until he was straight.
Apparently he was her bodyguard and when she tried to have sex with him he told her he was gay but because he had a huge cock Sabrina was determined to pump his balls dry until the last drop. I wanted to leave but after a few bottles of champagne I found myself naked in bed with Sabrina, squeezing this huge erection with my sweat soaked tits rubbing against her big soft breasts while the tip of the guy's throbbing schlong disappeared in Sabrina´s deep wet throat again and again and again.
She was like a hungry dog with a bone because she just couldn't stop deepthroating his giant pulsating member like there is no Tomorrow but before I knew what was happening Sabrina lifted me up and threw me upon his rockhard boner with my legs spread wide open. And while I was reeling from being impaled by his ever growing manhood she removed his gag so she could hear how effective she was at dicktaming the guy by the volume of his screams as he came - and we made him scream a lot !
From that point on we had a few fuck flings with various young and well endowed studs and I guess that she must have had a suspicion about my sexual orientation because a few times after she got me drunk enough she said she just had to find out how many dildos she could fit into me.
Of course they were always extremely long double dildos with strange shapes and hidden special features. There was one which had a big ball on top that she could push out like a battering ram, one had rings that could be inflated an additional five inches all at once or separate, one that would rotate with three parts that would move off centre, just all kinds of crazy stuff and she loved to test them out on me. And she gave as good as she got. Sometimes even better because there was this one time where she attacked me with a 40 ( !!! ) inch vibrating monster double dildo and normally that means 20 inches for each one but the crazy italian slut somehow managed to impale me with a full 30 inches.
BORN FOR PORN - PART FIVE : BRING IN THE SEX REINFORCEMENTS !
There also was this young catholic priest in her hometown who was right out of the major seminary that Sabrina wanted to corrupt. She had seen him under the shower spying from a window and she told me that his package was gigantic, his schlong looked like an elephant´s trunk. And since it would be a sin to allow him to live as a celibate since he was obviously god´s gift to women Sabrina conned me into breaking his vows.
But she thought this nut was too tough to crack just with the two of us so it was time to get reinforcements. Sabrina called up fellow italian sexbomb Marlene Morreau whom she met during a gala on spanish tv and I contacted Brigitte Nielsen whom I had met on the talk show circuit just a few weeks earlier. We got booked for the same shows because we both were models who got famous doing nude pictures and Brigitte tried to garner her popularity from a few blockbuster movies and her PLAYBOY pictorial into a singing career. She was known for being a nympho and she had even bigger melons than me thanks to her husband Sylvester Stallone who had slipped the plastic surgeon a few wads of cash to use porn implants that were three times bigger than they originally had planned so he could turn her into the ultimate living blow up sex doll.
We started by flooding his mail box with naked pictures of the four of us and then came to church wearing dresses with huge plunging cleavages that left nothing to the imagination. We always sat in the front row and during administration of the Eucharist leaned forward so much that our boobs almost fell out. Except for Brigitte whose dress was even skimpier than the ones we wore and since her hard nipples were really the only thing keeping her dress on she decided to just let it drop and reveal her naked boobs during mass. Much to the delight of all the male church goers which almost turned them into a mob until the priest ended mass prematurely - much to the disapproval of all the guys - so he could take busty Brigitte to his private quarters and help her put on her dress again.
Which took him half an hour because Brigitte kept pulling down her dress and motorboating him with her gigantic gazongas. Of course this soon had the desired effect and Brigitte began massaging his boner with her breasts through the robe. Once he was hard like unto a thing of iron she pulled down his robe and rubbed his dick with her lubricated breasticles but when he was about to squirt she got dressed and left him standing.
For the next part we went to all the local discos, youth clubs and bars to round up all the horny teenagers of the town and all sexual predators to let them loose on the class of catholic teenage schoolgirls that went to confession every month. We got two dozen eager volunteers but we had a difficult time to convince them not to rape all those teenage virgins whose boobs had already grown to the size of porn stars and just seduce them and bang their brains out until the end of the month. We tried to bribe the perverts with money but they only agreed to our terms under the condition that we let them do to us what they did to all those girls afterwards. For some reason most of the studs favoured the swedish sexbomb so poor Brigitte had to bear the brunt of their sexual onslaught.
It must have been some weird sex fetish about slam - fucking a swedish amazon with giant tits but all the most brutal, perverted - and of course most well endowed - sex freaks almost lost their minds drilling Brigitte.
When it came to sucking dicks she was an expert who could deepthroat the longest and thickest monstercocks - it was almost like she unhinged her jawbones like anacondas do - but even this nympho was battered into submission by these brutal sex beasts. Helplessly she had to suffer their double - and triple penetrations that stretched out all her holes.
Apart from an incident where a two day school trip to a no - tell motel escalated to a wild sex orgy where two female teachers were also tamed ( they were 24 and 26 years old and with giant beasts, legs up to the chin and bodies like centerfolds so all the male students were trying to get them drunk enough to pound them senseless for years ) everything went according to plan so that all the sexual escapades weighted heavily on the consciences of the schoolgirls. So they went to confess their sins.
Which was the next phase of Sabrina´s master plan. A few hours before confessional started Marlene orally assaulted the guy who had a spare set of keys for the church and drained his balls until he was unconscious.
She made him squirt so many times that he was out cold for a few hours so Sabrina and me could get into the confessional booth just after the priest had entered while Brigitte and Marlene went to act as lookouts.
At this point Sabrina grabbed his rock hard manhood and pulled it out.
She then started massaging it with her big melons until it had grown to almost twice its size. Then Sabrina deepthroated it again and again and again swallowing the whole throbbing shaft. At that point there was a short break so Marlene and Brigitte also got into the confessional booth so we could all take turns sucking his gigantic pulsating member. It was even bigger than Sabrina had described it and we worked the guy´s dick for a few hours every day that week without letting him shoot his load.
That was part of the final phase where we caught him under the shower trying to get rid of his giant erection. Sabrina and Brigitte went to work immediately and after we made him cum in the shower we dragged him to the bed where we took turns relentlessly pumping his enormous boner into submission. After a few days of draining his balls me and Marlene had enough but Sabrina and Brigitte continued taming him ( Brigitte had to work out some pent up frustration after being used like blow up sex doll by her husband for a month ) until he was their obedient sex slave.
I heard that after a few months of using him as a living sex toy they got bored of him and he left the cleric after a scandal where he built a glory hole into the catholic school girl´s shower and all the big breasted girls - and a few of the female teachers - sucked him dry for months. He later became one of the biggest male porn stars, Rocco Stiffredi or something.
And you can read more secret sex confessions of Samantha Fox - straight from the most reliable yellow press tabloids - in my second post on her .
As for Sabrina " Bouncing Action " Salerno, her first cult siren entry was way back in 2014 with annual re - posts in 2015 , 2016 and in 2017 where I tried to do the ultimate version adding better material here and there.
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One of the adaptions of Stephen King novels that lubrication sensation Lenora mentions in the video above is the four part tv mini series The Stand which comes as kind of a re - post. Because while I have posted it before it more often than not has been deleted by YouTube and I don't think I have posted it with the latin dubbing and in such high quality.
Beside Miguel Ferrer the tv mini series also features Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald, Max Headroom Matt Frewer, Corin Nemec better known as Parker Lewis, PLAYBOY's Playmate Of The Month for July in 1985 Hope Marie Carlton ( who also appeared in A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 : The Dream Master, Ghoulies III : Ghoulies Go To College , Andy Sidaris Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Picasso Trigger and Savage Beach as well as doing the obligatory guest appearances on The A - Team , Married With Children and Baywatch plus she was one on the finalists of the very first Bikini Open ) and last but not least the very undeservedly underrated wet 44E ( !!!!!!!!!!!!! ) - 25 - 35 sex dream Laura San Giacomo who sadly never did porn although she clearly has the necessary bust for it. You might have seen her in the hit sitcom Just Shoot Me ! ( to which we will come later, don't worry ) or in the movie Quigley Down Under alongside Tom Selleck.
Or how it is called back in Germany Quigley The Australian ( Quigley der Australier ) which not only makes no sense - like most german titles for foreign films - it is completely wrong as Tom Selleck doesn´t play an autralian but an american cowboy who travels TO Australia for a job.
Coming back to the important questions about Laura San Giacomo, there is a heated debate going on regarding the size of her ridiculously large breasts, as they have never been fully revealed. Which is the reason why the measurements I posted are a mix of the highest numbers I did find.
The noticeable sagginess in San Giacomo's chest suggests that they are natural. Also, due to her relatively short height, they appear to take up most of her upper torso. And appear to be getting bigger with time.
Just like mega MILF Rosie Perez titanic tetorras. When fully clothed, she was noticeably smaller in her early movies and it has been speculated she uses a minimizer brassiere to reduce the size of their appearance.
Producers who cast Laura were not blind to this. She had a few strategic topless teasing in movies. Also, during the six year run of her sitcom Just Shoot Me!, not only was she often wearing tight sweaters, but it was not rare ( especially in later seasons ) for other characters to refer to Laura's large XXL breasts. Many situations on the show involved her breasts ( her character was even tricked to wear a see - through dress in public once but her nude body was then shown to the viewers only in pixelization ).
In 1999, it was reported in a National Enquirer gossip column that Just Shoot Me ! producers wanted 100 % all natural Busenwunder Laura San Giacomo to wear a tighter bra to prevent her breasts from jiggling .
The underrated living blow up sex doll template with the overdeveloped breasts never did porn although Laura clearly has the necessary superior physical attributes. Her mammoth 39E melons put other actresses busts to shame and even got top porn stars envious since Laura´s magnificent mammaries are all natural. Laura would have been one of the greats if she hadn´t dressed like a nun. She still couldn´t hide her double airbags.
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