As Carolyn Monroe´s birthday is still ahead of us in this post I want to write a bit about Gerry Conway who celebrated his 67th birthday on the 10th of September. This will not be as in depth as if I would make one of my popular spotlight posts ( at least I hope they are popular ) and while I can´t put all my good stuff in here I will still try to include a few art gems.
But let´s start with Gerry Conway´s movie and tv writing credits which include - naturally - Daredevil and the 90s Spider - Man cartoon with the Punisher since he co - created that character, The Flash and Super Friends since he co - created Firestorm, Batman : The Animated Series, Batman : The Brave And The Bold, Centurions, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Hercules - The Legendary Journeys, Baywatch Nights, Silk Stalkings, Matlock and Perry Mason and the screenplay for Ralph Bakshi´s brilliant Fire And Ice.
His accolades in the comic book field are even more impressive and the list is too long so I am only to mention a few highlights. At DC he co - created Vibe, Vixen, Killer Croc, Jason Todd and most important of all Power Girl and wrote most of the Justice League issues from 151 to 255.
Which includes the double - sized anniversary issue 200 that was done by an all star cast of artists including Carmine Infantino, George Perez, Jim Aparo, Joe Kubert, Gil Kane, Terry Austin and Brian Bolland among others.
At Marvel he co - created Man - Thing, Jack Russell - Werewolf by Night and was the writer of Fantastic Four 133 to 152 and Amazing Spider - Man 111 to 149 which includes the death of Gwen Stacy and the first ( official ) crossover between DC and Marvel featuring Superman and Spider - Man.
And while I haven´t written a full spotlight post on Gerry Conway - yet - you can find some splash pages from his legendary run on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN in my last three posts about the sadly underrated late Ross Andru.
HANDS ON HANDLER or RIDING THE DRAGON DON THE OLD TOWN ROAD
Speaking about great contributions to pop culture martial arts superstar Don " The Dragon " Wilson turned 65 on the 10th of September. And while he has played a corpsman in Born On The 4th Of July and the gang leader in Batman Forever you have probably seen him as the lead in a plethora of r - rated martial arts action movies which include a lot of Bloodfist flicks.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
In the movie The Capitol Conspiracy also known as Prophet there is such a blond sexbomb who uses all her physical attributes to upgrade the film.
Getting more info on her was very difficult because instead of using her real name Wendy Schumacher she goes by Alexander Keith in the credits which doesn´t sound very feminine. In the movie Don plays an FBI agent who was part of a special experiment to give operatives mental powers and the bureau is secretly using him to track down the other members of the group and kill them. Wendy plays his handler and boy DOES she know how to handle him. Not only does she f - word him figuratively she literally tries to f - word his brains out. Daim, she can handle my pole anytime !
PLEASE BE YENTL, AMY NOT A BAD GIRL, I´M ONLY DRAWN LIKE THIS !
Amy Irving who starred in Carrie and Yentl and who played Emily Sloane on Alias celebrated her 66th birthday and her greatest contribution to pop culture is providing the sexy singing voice of toon fantasy Jessica Rabbit.
The animated high quality GIF above is just one of the over 150 GIFs - some of them too big to post here OR on DeviantArt - you can find in Toongod´s Jessica Rabbit gallery at DeviantArt and be sure to check out his gallery where you can find GIFs about toon hotties like Cool World´s Holli Would, Lily Allen, Lonette or Tex Avery´s Little Red Riding Hood.
Usually it is quite difficult to find videos with Jessica Rabbit but not only did I find the breast part of the Roger Rabbit cartoon Trail Mix Up with Jessica Rabbit as a sexy ranger ( which somehow defeats the whole purpose since a bonerinducing sexbomb like Jessica can start a forest fire without any flammable materials ) but also the full cartoon. So enjoy it while it lasts since these shorts are very hard to find on DVD or BlueRay.
Speaking of the ravishing redhead, the best real life version of Jessica Rabbit is of course cosplay hasian Yaya Han and those who watched Heroes Of Cosplay ( of which the second season seems to be stuck in production limbo forever ) know that she was so determined to get it right that she squeezed her giant 40D oppai into a dress that was so tight that she could not breathe. That´s what I call dedication to the craft !
So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Sadly I could not find a cosplay video with wet blow up sex doll Yaya Han as Jessica Rabbit ( homina, homina, homina ) so here is another tittilating .... I mean hugely talented cosplay hottie who not only does a stunning performance as Jessica Rabbit but also provides a useful tutorial for all those mega busty cosplay teens out there who want to squeeze their overdeveloped twin toon torpedoes into the famous red sequin dress.
And you can find more celebrity birthdays from September the 10th in my post about issue seven of Marvel Comics LOGAN´S RUN by George Perez .
P STANDS FOR PERFECT, PLAYMATE, PROCREATION, PROFESSIONAL
We are staying on the subject of male sex fantasies with another cult siren as the impossibly hot Taraji P. Henson celebrated her anniversary on September the 11th. You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C ( ! ) - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that.
I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy.
Daimn, can you believe she´s 49 ? Which means that if I ever managed to bone this nubian sex goddess I would be doing it with a younger woman.
We are skipping the rest of the celebrity birthdays from September the 11th since I would only be rehashing what I already wrote in this BACK TO THE MIRRORVERSE post that has more starstruck Star Trek A.L.F. s ( Alien Lifeforms I would love to F - word ) than you can shake your phaser at.
Now Mike Grell - who celebrates his 72nd anniversary Today - has never drawn perky Pon Farr playmate T´Pol naked ( which would have been epic ) or otherwise but he did sneak a vulcan ring bearer into an issue of GREEN LANTERN. He has been one of my favorite artists ever since I saw his first issues of LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES which back then was in the pages of SUPERMAN / BATMAN and later in SUPERMAN PRÄSENTIERT : SUPERBOY.
And while I have written about him in various Legion posts I haven´t really done a spotlight post on his tenure on the book. I have enough material but I never can find the time to sit down and write it. Which doesn´t mean that I haven´t paid homage to Mike. I did a JON SABLE black and white post for him last year ( which also includes the celebrity birthdays from September the 11th up until the 13th ) and I did tribute posts with art from various series he has worked on over the years in 2017 ( although it was a bit WARLORD heavy and covered the birthdays from the 9th to the 13th ) and in 2016 ( which just has the birthdays from the 13th ).
YUNOKA AND THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH ( PRINCE OF BEL - AIR )
Who would have looked right at home on Skartaris in a skimpy furr string bikini or even as a topless tribeswoman is nubile nubian Yunoka Doyle who turned 41 and whom I mentioned in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE REDUX post. She was Ashley´s " bosom buddy " Keesha on The Fresh Prince Of Bel - Air with a big emphasis on the " bosom " part.
Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.
Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .
Seeing her grind her body so expertly with her fit midriff section exposed and her mouth wide open in such close proximity to the microphone we all wondered how it would be to feel Tatyana´s full and soft lips wrapped tightly around our pulsating member deepthroating it. Her perfect lips are made to massage huge boners - and I´m talking about both sets of lips.
Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like the relationship between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.
Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.
The only other explanation is that whenever Tatyana Ali got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls like the aforementioned dicktamer Yunoka Doyle. She probably spent the rest of the day after the shooting had ended screaming at the top of her lungs as Will banged her brains out.
And you can find more about sex godesses Yunoka Doyle, Tatyana Ali and Taraji P. Henson in this recent spin - off post as well as how Hilary Swank - very unsuccessfully - tried to cover up her pornstar body in THE NEXT KARATE KID, plus more karate / kung fu action than you can shake a stick at from the COBRA KAI tv show to martial arts booty Cynthia Rothrock, manwha artist Tony Wong, pocket rocket Jenny Babas and the original Monkey King who was the inspiration for DRAGONBALL´S Son Goku.
A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE OF COURSE - UNLESS IT´S A STALLION
I found the following music video while I was looking for a good Beyonce video and when I first read that the name of the artist was Megan Thee Stallion I was a bit confused. I thought that either they got it wrong since " stallion " is the word for a male horse and this sexbomb does not look anything like a guy. I mean, you know what´s up when they call a guy by a horse name. But this woman didn´t look like a dude or a horse, much rather like a thoroughbred blow up sex doll who can ride even the biggest guy - or stallion for that matter - until he collapses into a sweaty heap.
So they clearly must have made a mistake with her name and it probably was something like Megan Thee Breed Mare or Megan Thee Stud Mare and somebody forgot the mare part and instead put in Megan Thee Stallion.
Or maybe the name was shortened from Megan Thee Stallion Tamer, Megan Thee Stallion Drainer or Megan Thee Stallion Milking Machine.
Another possibility could be that it was short for Megan Loves To Ride Thee Stallion, Megan Is Addicted To Thee Stallion Schlong or Megan So Horny She Love Thee Stallion Long Time or something along those lines.
Well, I googled her and obviously people in America call women stallions. Megan acquired that moniker as a 15 year old teen in school because of her booming body, stunning beauty and exceptional height of 5´11 feet.
No wonder did I have problems translating the word " Stute " to english when they use the word for " Hengst " instead of " breed mare ". But you learn something new every day. So in future posts you may see me use the word " stallion " when I write about other hot blow up sex dolls and Megan can be my thoroughbred breeding stud stallion anytime anyplace as long as she rides my horsecock down the old town road till I can´t squirt no more.
Megan Thee Stallion´s career hit off when she was still going to college in Houston, Texas where she drove all the guys on campus crazy with her 36 - 26 - 38 coke bottle proportions ( that peers often only achieve via surgical enhancements ), wearing the skimpiest mini skirts and the most plunging cleavages and I´m sure she found enough volunteers who tried to tame her with their big dick energy. But this blow up sex doll who is known for her sexually explicit lyrics is no one trick pony. She is an anime and horror movie fan and one of her big ambitions is to direct her own horror flick.
Speaking of thoroughbred milking machines, I know that I said I would ease up on making new GIFs of my future wife Jair but it´s like she´s begging for it. She´s teasing me, seeing how far she can go before I explode. Well, I´m calling her dare and if you think the last video where her chocolate milkshakes brought all the boys to the Jair was a Jair - ection satisfaction grip your loins because you have seen nothing yet.
Because there have been videos before where Jair is shaking, rattling and rolling her giant - sized Jairbags. There have been videos where she is leaning all the way forward and her cleavage was on full display. There even have been videos where she was laying her big, brown coconuts on the table - both figuratively speaking and quite literal. But that was all the kids friendly version compared to Jair´s performance in this new video.
Not only is the afro - american aphrodite´s cleavage on full display, not only is this dark skinned blow up sex doll shaking her money - makers like there´s no Tomorrow, and not only is this teenage nubian sex goddess laying her captivating chest on the table but the spectacular sexbomb is smooshing it with her big, soft, perfect brown breasts. And not only is she squeezing her titanic twin torpedoes against the table one time but again and again and again. Like I said, it´s like she´s teasing us because she has to be aware what her arousing antics are causing with the male viewers.
There have been some negative comments when I suggested a Wet T - Shirt Contest Challenge for the more physically developed girls from Teens React but with this Jair herself handed in her audition for a wet t - shirt contest if I have ever seen a born for porn sex queen. So this is for all the Jair fans who thanks to this video don´t have to imagine anymore how it would look like to get a wild titty blow from this nubian nymphomaniac.
We are bringing it back to comicbooks and Gerry Conway with the Top 5 Dumbest Comic Book Vehicles since he came up with the Spider - Mobile.
Although if I was Spider - Man I would totally have a car that can drive up the walls and shoot webbing. Even if you disregard the fact that I have a weak spot for the weird and kitschy how often has ol Spidey been web - slinging all night looking for a perp ? With a car that would not be that exhausting plus he would always have an extra pack of web fluid. I mean, how often has he ran out of it ? And don´t get me started on Superman´s flying car. That´s better than the Pope Mobile because it is not only bulletproof, it also shields Supes from kryptonite radiation although the coup de grace so to speak is that it can punch things. How often would that have been handy during a traffic gridlock ? Take this, Lexus Luthor !
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