Gerry Conway comic / cult siren cavalcade

It seems that I am always writing about the same things but I can´t help it if the celebrity birthdays all have some common ground. If I had known that the anniversaries of Kevin Maguire, Gerry Conway and Carolyn Monroe fall on this month I would have made September JUSTICE LEAGUE MONTH.

As Carolyn Monroe´s birthday is still ahead of us in this post I want to write a bit about Gerry Conway who celebrated his 67th birthday on the 10th of September. This will not be as in depth as if I would make one of my popular spotlight posts ( at least I hope they are popular ) and while I can´t put all my good stuff in here I will still try to include a few art gems.

But let´s start with Gerry Conway´s movie and tv writing credits which include - naturally - Daredevil and the 90s Spider - Man cartoon with the Punisher since he co - created that character, The Flash and Super Friends since he co - created Firestorm, Batman : The Animated Series, Batman : The Brave And The Bold, Centurions, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Hercules - The Legendary Journeys, Baywatch Nights, Silk Stalkings, Matlock and Perry Mason and the screenplay for Ralph Bakshi´s brilliant Fire And Ice.

His accolades in the comic book field are even more impressive and the list is too long so I am only to mention a few highlights. At DC he co - created Vibe, Vixen, Killer Croc, Jason Todd and most important of all Power Girl and wrote most of the Justice League issues from 151 to 255.

Which includes the double - sized anniversary issue 200 that was done by an all star cast of artists including Carmine Infantino, George Perez, Jim Aparo, Joe Kubert, Gil Kane, Terry Austin and Brian Bolland among others.

At Marvel he co - created Man - Thing, Jack Russell - Werewolf by Night and was the writer of Fantastic Four 133 to 152 and Amazing Spider - Man 111 to 149 which includes the death of Gwen Stacy and the first ( official ) crossover between DC and Marvel featuring Superman and Spider - Man.

And while I haven´t written a full spotlight post on Gerry Conway - yet - you can find some splash pages from his legendary run on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN in my last three posts about the sadly underrated late Ross Andru.

HANDS ON HANDLER or RIDING THE DRAGON DON THE OLD TOWN ROAD

Speaking about great contributions to pop culture martial arts superstar Don " The Dragon " Wilson turned 65 on the 10th of September. And while he has played a corpsman in Born On The 4th Of July and the gang leader in Batman Forever you have probably seen him as the lead in a plethora of r - rated martial arts action movies which include a lot of Bloodfist flicks.



Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

In the movie The Capitol Conspiracy also known as Prophet there is such a blond sexbomb who uses all her physical attributes to upgrade the film.



Getting more info on her was very difficult because instead of using her real name Wendy Schumacher she goes by Alexander Keith in the credits which doesn´t sound very feminine. In the movie Don plays an FBI agent who was part of a special experiment to give operatives mental powers and the bureau is secretly using him to track down the other members of the group and kill them. Wendy plays his handler and boy DOES she know how to handle him. Not only does she f - word him figuratively she literally tries to f - word his brains out. Daim, she can handle my pole anytime !

PLEASE BE YENTL, AMY NOT A BAD GIRL, I´M ONLY DRAWN LIKE THIS !

Amy Irving who starred in Carrie and Yentl and who played Emily Sloane on Alias celebrated her 66th birthday and her greatest contribution to pop culture is providing the sexy singing voice of toon fantasy Jessica Rabbit.

The animated high quality GIF above is just one of the over 150 GIFs - some of them too big to post here OR on DeviantArt - you can find in Toongod´s Jessica Rabbit gallery at DeviantArt and be sure to check out his gallery where you can find GIFs about toon hotties like Cool World´s Holli Would, Lily Allen, Lonette or Tex Avery´s Little Red Riding Hood.

Usually it is quite difficult to find videos with Jessica Rabbit but not only did I find the breast part of the Roger Rabbit cartoon Trail Mix Up with Jessica Rabbit as a sexy ranger ( which somehow defeats the whole purpose since a bonerinducing sexbomb like Jessica can start a forest fire without any flammable materials ) but also the full cartoon. So enjoy it while it lasts since these shorts are very hard to find on DVD or BlueRay.




Speaking of the ravishing redhead, the best real life version of Jessica Rabbit is of course cosplay hasian Yaya Han and those who watched Heroes Of Cosplay ( of which the second season seems to be stuck in production limbo forever ) know that she was so determined to get it right that she squeezed her giant 40D oppai into a dress that was so tight that she could not breathe. That´s what I call dedication to the craft !  

So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

Sadly I could not find a cosplay video with wet blow up sex doll Yaya Han as Jessica Rabbit ( homina, homina, homina ) so here is another tittilating .... I mean hugely talented cosplay hottie who not only does a stunning performance as Jessica Rabbit but also provides a useful tutorial for all those mega busty cosplay teens out there who want to squeeze their overdeveloped twin toon torpedoes into the famous red sequin dress.



And you can find more celebrity birthdays from September the 10th in my post about issue seven of Marvel Comics LOGAN´S RUN by George Perez .

P STANDS FOR PERFECT, PLAYMATE, PROCREATION, PROFESSIONAL

We are staying on the subject of male sex fantasies with another cult siren as the impossibly hot Taraji P. Henson celebrated her anniversary on September the 11th. You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C ( ! ) - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that.

I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy.

Daimn, can you believe she´s 49 ? Which means that if I ever managed to bone this nubian sex goddess I would be doing it with a younger woman.



We are skipping the rest of the celebrity birthdays from September the 11th since I would only be rehashing what I already wrote in this BACK TO THE MIRRORVERSE post that has more starstruck Star Trek A.L.F. s ( Alien Lifeforms I would love to F - word ) than you can shake your phaser at.

Now Mike Grell - who celebrates his 72nd anniversary Today - has never drawn perky Pon Farr playmate T´Pol naked ( which would have been epic ) or otherwise but he did sneak a vulcan ring bearer into an issue of GREEN LANTERN. He has been one of my favorite artists ever since I saw his first issues of LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES which back then was in the pages of SUPERMAN / BATMAN and later in SUPERMAN PRÄSENTIERT : SUPERBOY.

And while I have written about him in various Legion posts I haven´t really done a spotlight post on his tenure on the book. I have enough material but I never can find the time to sit down and write it. Which doesn´t mean that I haven´t paid homage to Mike. I did a JON SABLE black and white post for him last year ( which also includes the celebrity birthdays from September the 11th up until the 13th ) and I did tribute posts with art from various series he has worked on over the years in 2017 ( although it was a bit WARLORD heavy and covered the birthdays from the 9th to the 13th ) and in 2016 ( which just has the birthdays from the 13th ).

YUNOKA AND THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH ( PRINCE OF BEL - AIR )

Who would have looked right at home on Skartaris in a skimpy furr string bikini or even as a topless tribeswoman is nubile nubian Yunoka Doyle who turned 41 and whom I mentioned in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE REDUX post. She was Ashley´s " bosom buddy " Keesha on The Fresh Prince Of Bel - Air with a big emphasis on the " bosom " part.

Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.

Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .

Seeing her grind her body so expertly with her fit midriff section exposed and her mouth wide open in such close proximity to the microphone we all wondered how it would be to feel Tatyana´s full and soft lips wrapped tightly around our pulsating member deepthroating it. Her perfect lips are made to massage huge boners - and I´m talking about both sets of lips.

Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like the relationship between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.

Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.

The only other explanation is that whenever Tatyana Ali got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls like the aforementioned dicktamer Yunoka Doyle. She probably spent the rest of the day after the shooting had ended screaming at the top of her lungs as Will banged her brains out.



And you can find more about sex godesses Yunoka Doyle, Tatyana Ali and Taraji P. Henson in this recent spin - off post as well as how Hilary Swank - very unsuccessfully - tried to cover up her pornstar body in THE NEXT KARATE KID, plus more karate / kung fu action than you can shake a stick at from the COBRA KAI tv show to martial arts booty Cynthia Rothrock, manwha artist Tony Wong, pocket rocket Jenny Babas and the original Monkey King who was the inspiration for DRAGONBALL´S Son Goku.

A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE OF COURSE - UNLESS IT´S A STALLION

I found the following music video while I was looking for a good Beyonce video and when I first read that the name of the artist was Megan Thee Stallion I was a bit confused. I thought that either they got it wrong since " stallion " is the word for a male horse and this sexbomb does not look anything like a guy. I mean, you know what´s up when they call a guy by a horse name. But this woman didn´t look like a dude or a horse, much rather like a thoroughbred blow up sex doll who can ride even the biggest guy - or stallion for that matter - until he collapses into a sweaty heap.

So they clearly must have made a mistake with her name and it probably was something like Megan Thee Breed Mare or Megan Thee Stud Mare and somebody forgot the mare part and instead put in Megan Thee Stallion.

Or maybe the name was shortened from Megan Thee Stallion Tamer, Megan Thee Stallion Drainer or Megan Thee Stallion Milking Machine.

Another possibility could be that it was short for Megan Loves To Ride Thee Stallion, Megan Is Addicted To Thee Stallion Schlong or Megan So Horny She Love Thee Stallion Long Time or something along those lines.

Well, I googled her and obviously people in America call women stallions. Megan acquired that moniker as a 15 year old teen in school because of her booming body, stunning beauty and exceptional height of 5´11 feet.

No wonder did I have problems translating the word " Stute " to english when they use the word for " Hengst " instead of " breed mare ". But you learn something new every day. So in future posts you may see me use the word " stallion " when I write about other hot blow up sex dolls and Megan can be my thoroughbred breeding stud stallion anytime anyplace as long as she rides my horsecock down the old town road till I can´t squirt no more.

Megan Thee Stallion´s career hit off when she was still going to college in Houston, Texas where she drove all the guys on campus crazy with her 36 - 26 - 38 coke bottle proportions ( that peers often only achieve via surgical enhancements ), wearing the skimpiest mini skirts and the most plunging cleavages and I´m sure she found enough volunteers who tried to tame her with their big dick energy. But this blow up sex doll who is known for her sexually explicit lyrics is no one trick pony. She is an anime and horror movie fan and one of her big ambitions is to direct her own horror flick.



Speaking of thoroughbred milking machines, I know that I said I would ease up on making new GIFs of my future wife Jair but it´s like she´s begging for it. She´s teasing me, seeing how far she can go before I explode. Well, I´m calling her dare and if you think the last video where her chocolate milkshakes brought all the boys to the Jair was a Jair - ection satisfaction grip your loins because you have seen nothing yet.

Because there have been videos before where Jair is shaking, rattling and rolling her giant - sized Jairbags. There have been videos where she is leaning all the way forward and her cleavage was on full display. There even have been videos where she was laying her big, brown coconuts on the table - both figuratively speaking and quite literal. But that was all the kids friendly version compared to Jair´s performance in this new video.

Not only is the afro - american aphrodite´s cleavage on full display, not only is this dark skinned blow up sex doll shaking her money - makers like there´s no Tomorrow, and not only is this teenage nubian sex goddess laying her captivating chest on the table but the spectacular sexbomb is smooshing it with her big, soft, perfect brown breasts. And not only is she squeezing her titanic twin torpedoes against the table one time but again and again and again. Like I said, it´s like she´s teasing us because she has to be aware what her arousing antics are causing with the male viewers.

There have been some negative comments when I suggested a Wet T - Shirt Contest Challenge for the more physically developed girls from Teens React but with this Jair herself handed in her audition for a wet t - shirt contest if I have ever seen a born for porn sex queen. So this is for all the Jair fans who thanks to this video don´t have to imagine anymore how it would look like to get a wild titty blow from this nubian nymphomaniac.



We are bringing it back to comicbooks and Gerry Conway with the Top 5 Dumbest Comic Book Vehicles since he came up with the Spider - Mobile.

Although if I was Spider - Man I would totally have a car that can drive up the walls and shoot webbing. Even if you disregard the fact that I have a weak spot for the weird and kitschy how often has ol Spidey been web - slinging all night looking for a perp ? With a car that would not be that exhausting plus he would always have an extra pack of web fluid. I mean, how often has he ran out of it ? And don´t get me started on Superman´s flying car. That´s better than the Pope Mobile because it is not only bulletproof, it also shields Supes from kryptonite radiation although the coup de grace so to speak is that it can punch things. How often would that have been handy during a traffic gridlock ? Take this, Lexus Luthor !



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Tittilating Tuesday with Monique Gabrielle

Now in my last posts I have tried to fit the celebrity birthdays I missed since the previous post but since the intervalls between posts is getting too long I am just going to put the birthdays themselves into posts and posting them at the date of the last birthday included in each post.

And I have no illusion that it will take me various posts to accomplish this.

Now to make things shorter - while trying not to repeat myself too much - I am going to skip a lot of those birthdays that have to do with cult sirens that have already appeared in my last posts. I will however mention those who celebrated an anniversary but I will try my very best to keep it short.

In this spirit we come to a very abridged list from July the 30th as there are just too many birthdays on that day to cover them all. And like I said I am going to skip Hilary Swank although she turns 45 because I just wrote about how she unsuccessfully tried to cover up her pornstar body in THE NEXT KARATE KID in another spin - off. Where aside from Jaden Smith and tittilating Taraji P. Henson who co - starred in the last good KARATE KID movie you can find more karate / kung fu action than you can shake a stick at from the brilliant COBRA KAI tv show to martial arts booty Cynthia Rothrock, manwha artist Tony Wong, hasian pocket rocket Jenny Babas, Monkey King and nubian blow up sex dolls Tatyana Ali and Yunoka Doyle.

 

Who celebrates her 56th birthday Today is Andy Sidaris actress / TUTTI FRUTTI girl / G. L. O. W. wrestler / skin flick regular Becky Mullen but since she is constantly mentioned on the blog I am not going to write a lot about her as I´m afraid some people are already getting sick of her.

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).

The only celebrity birthday I´m covering at length is one I wrote about in previous posts but always too short. I am talking about Monique Gabrielle, one of the biggest erotic movie stars of the 80s / 90s who also turned 56.

Beautiful, buxom and shapely Monique Gabrielle added an ample, alluring and invigorating dose of smoldering sex appeal to a bunch of enjoyably down´n´ dirty horror and exploitation pictures made throughout the 80s and 90s. The 5' 6" natural brunette who was born in Kansas City, Missouri and raised in Denver, Colorado started modeling while still in high school, entering her first beauty pageant at seventeen ( she won the title of Miss American Legion and went on to participate in other pageants, modeling competitions and nightclub contests ), and moved to California in 1980 right after she graduated from high school. Monique then had small but still mam - orable roles in AIRPLANE II : THE SEQUEL, NIGHT SHIFT, YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE, FLASHDANCE, HARD TO HOLD, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT.

From there, Monique became one of the most in - demand and most gloriously often displayed naked babes in the movies and she achieved her greatest enduring popularity as the enticing young woman who tries to seduce Tom Hanks in the uproariously raucous' n' raunchy BACHELOR PARTY.

Speaking about BACHELOR PARTY, one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .

Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.

So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick THE LOST EMPIRE besides former blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess. I wrote a bit more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this recent post including some spiffy new animated GIFs of born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to bang her homosexual co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way.

As a last word on Russ Meyer I want to mention my entries into the Boob Hall of Fame for Haji and Tura Satana which I re - posted in 2016 which is mostly about FASTER PUSSYCAT ! KILL ! KILL ! ( THE DEVIL WOMEN OF TITTFIELD in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio. By the way, I didn´t just mention Raven De La Croix to include the links but also because her 72nd birthday will be on the 24th of August.

Coming back to Angela Ames she not only appeared on four episodes of NIGHT COURT but also on two episodes of THE FALL GUY. Which normally would mean another long tangent but you can find the usual plethora of pictures, GIFs and clips of 80s sexbombs Markie Post and Heather Thomas as well as another new ( ly posted ) episode of THE FALL GUY in my recent ROBERT DAVY MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post so here is the short version.

80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .

I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .  

But let´s get back to BACHELOR PARTY. My how times have changed. Back then I didn´t know much english so for me a bachelor was a cool guy who had crazy adventures, drank a lot of alcohol and had wild sex with as many hot women as possible before getting married. Not some douchebag who had a few dozen sexbombs fall all over themselves to get a stupid rose.

And yes, that really is a very young Michael Dudikoff in that scene.

And it´s a miracle that they stayed with the original title BACHELOR PARTY instead of something like DER TOTAL VERRÜCKTE JUNGGESELLENABSCHIED oder RICK`S FEUCHTFRÖHLICHE SAUSE. Germans just love to come up with crazy movie titles that have nothing to do with the plot of the movie.



Anyway, all throughout my teenage years the movie had a FSK 18 rating in Germany ( which means you have to be 18 to watch the movie ) - mostly for the scenes with Monique Gabrielle and the next actress I am going to mention - but in 2010 the movie was reviewed again and was rated FSK 12.

Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time the BIKINI OPEN were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.

Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in the terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic CHAINED HEAT, a sweet princess and her evil twin in DEATHSTALKER II, a nude model in the funny sketch comedy AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON, alongside - and on top of - dark haired sexbomb Rachel Vickers in ANGEL EYES, a gutsy lady cop in SILK 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy EVIL TOONS and there is even a comic book related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the amusingly campy THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING with sexy Heather Locklear in the lead role.

Here in Europe she is of course best known for the steamy EMANUELLE 5 in which Monique Gabrielle played the woman she was born to bring to the big screen : the titular brazen and uninhibited sexual adventuress, the french soft sex kitten with the inexhaustible body of a Playmate of the Year ( or rather a Penthouse Pet Of The Month for December 1982 in Monique´s case ), the sex drive of a nymphomaniac and the morals of a hooker who always seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on and her long legs together. It is the pinnacle of her thespian career as well as the zenith of all the Emanuelle movies and the rest is as they say history.

After Monique Gabrielle the role went to german Sexbombe Natalie Uher who became famous as the youngest german playmate with sixteen and the youngest actress to play Emanuelle with twenty in EMANUELLE 6.

She tried her breast to fill out the role and had considerable sex appeal for a skinny chick not to mention that she is rather adept at removing her clothes whenever the script calls for it baring every square - inch of her spectacular boy ( here her model skills come in quite handy ) but she is no Monique Gabrielle who has a body to die for. Sadly this was her third and last movie since she could have made a fortune if she had continued but she left the showbiz and is now happily married with two children.



Before that I had only seen two movies with original sexbomb Sylvia Kristel who - at least according to her biography - worked as a secretary and quit to become a model because she was constantly used as a blow up sex doll by the entire male staff ( no pun intended ) due to her porn star body. 

Besides that american audiences are probably most familiar with Krista Allen who played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.

Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere.

The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII.

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Pamela Anderson , nubian sex doll Traci Banghim or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.

To wrap up Monique Gabrielle, she did guest spots on DREAM ON, HUNTER and HARDBALL and was the onetime girlfriend of low - budget straight - to - video picture director Jim Wynorski. She popped up in a handful of his movies in both minor and more substantial parts alike. Monique cheerfully poked fun at her own b - flick queen persona in SCREAM QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY where she co - starred with happy handfuls of other nude fright - flick starlets like Michelle Bauer. Monique Gabrielle married adult film director Tony Angove in 2003. She now lives in South Florida and runs a porno movie production company called Monique's Purrfect Productions.



While I want to keep this post short I still want to acknowledge Hilary Swank´s birthday. And I still have some clips left from the Karate Kid movie where the gay wannabe soldiers were trying to mob her. And I´m saying " trying to mob her " because in the real world instead of banging her up they would have really banged her up. They would have dragged Julie to their clubhouse and taken turns taming her to be their blow up sex doll.

That they were totally oblivious to Hilary´s obvious porn star qualities also accounts for the " gay " part. Even the producers of the movie knew that the part didn´t make any sense which is why they tried to cover up her 34C knockers for the entire movie because once you saw her booming body in action the suspension of disbelieve went flying out the window.

And when I say "flying " I mean flying. You can say what you want about the quality of the movie but Hilary really knows how to spread her legs and I´m sure a lot of teenage viewers had other things on their mind than martial arts when they saw her doing those high kicks in her tight pants.



With all the good things in Jade Smith´s life I´m sure he cursed like a sailor because he was still a minor when he starred in the remake of The Karate Kid alongside african - american aphrodite MILF Taraji Penetration Henson.

You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that. Can you believe she was already 45 years old when she posed naked for this picture ? Daimn !

It´s no wonder Clint Eastwood picked Taraji as the lead in Proud Mary. I bet Marvel regrets now that they didn´t give her a role in their movies.



Since I am pretty sure that I already posted episode 14 from season 3 " The Huntress " here is episode 10 from the 5th season titled " Miami´s Nice " which is the other The Fall Guy episode with brabuster Angela Ames.



These spin - off posts are a welcome opportunity to post the videos that have accumulated since I don´t get to post as often as I want and one I tried to put on the blog a few times is Make Me Feel by Janelle Monáe.



We already had a video about german culture in this post but since I don´t get to include many videos in german here is one about the history and cultural significance of Mickey Mouse or like he is called here Micky Maus.



Speaking about comics in Germany, one of my favorite cartoon shows growing up was Calimero or Calimero mit Sombrero like he was called here. The series was produced by the same guys who did Grisu and as much as I love the series it was sadly not entirely free of stereotypes like the anti comicbook propaganda that was very prevalent at that time.



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It´s an injustice !