And I have no illusion that it will take me various posts to accomplish this.
Now to make things shorter - while trying not to repeat myself too much - I am going to skip a lot of those birthdays that have to do with cult sirens that have already appeared in my last posts. I will however mention those who celebrated an anniversary but I will try my very best to keep it short.
In this spirit we come to a very abridged list from July the 30th as there are just too many birthdays on that day to cover them all. And like I said I am going to skip Hilary Swank although she turns 45 because I just wrote about how she unsuccessfully tried to cover up her pornstar body in THE NEXT KARATE KID in another spin - off. Where aside from Jaden Smith and tittilating Taraji P. Henson who co - starred in the last good KARATE KID movie you can find more karate / kung fu action than you can shake a stick at from the brilliant COBRA KAI tv show to martial arts booty Cynthia Rothrock, manwha artist Tony Wong, hasian pocket rocket Jenny Babas, Monkey King and nubian blow up sex dolls Tatyana Ali and Yunoka Doyle.
Who celebrates her 56th birthday Today is Andy Sidaris actress / TUTTI FRUTTI girl / G. L. O. W. wrestler / skin flick regular Becky Mullen but since she is constantly mentioned on the blog I am not going to write a lot about her as I´m afraid some people are already getting sick of her.
And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt . And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).
The only celebrity birthday I´m covering at length is one I wrote about in previous posts but always too short. I am talking about Monique Gabrielle, one of the biggest erotic movie stars of the 80s / 90s who also turned 56.
Beautiful, buxom and shapely Monique Gabrielle added an ample, alluring and invigorating dose of smoldering sex appeal to a bunch of enjoyably down´n´ dirty horror and exploitation pictures made throughout the 80s and 90s. The 5' 6" natural brunette who was born in Kansas City, Missouri and raised in Denver, Colorado started modeling while still in high school, entering her first beauty pageant at seventeen ( she won the title of Miss American Legion and went on to participate in other pageants, modeling competitions and nightclub contests ), and moved to California in 1980 right after she graduated from high school. Monique then had small but still mam - orable roles in AIRPLANE II : THE SEQUEL, NIGHT SHIFT, YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE, FLASHDANCE, HARD TO HOLD, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT.
From there, Monique became one of the most in - demand and most gloriously often displayed naked babes in the movies and she achieved her greatest enduring popularity as the enticing young woman who tries to seduce Tom Hanks in the uproariously raucous' n' raunchy BACHELOR PARTY.
Speaking about BACHELOR PARTY, one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.
So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick THE LOST EMPIRE besides former blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess. I wrote a bit more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this recent post including some spiffy new animated GIFs of born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to bang her homosexual co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way.
As a last word on Russ Meyer I want to mention my entries into the Boob Hall of Fame for Haji and Tura Satana which I re - posted in 2016 which is mostly about FASTER PUSSYCAT ! KILL ! KILL ! ( THE DEVIL WOMEN OF TITTFIELD in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio. By the way, I didn´t just mention Raven De La Croix to include the links but also because her 72nd birthday will be on the 24th of August.
Coming back to Angela Ames she not only appeared on four episodes of NIGHT COURT but also on two episodes of THE FALL GUY. Which normally would mean another long tangent but you can find the usual plethora of pictures, GIFs and clips of 80s sexbombs Markie Post and Heather Thomas as well as another new ( ly posted ) episode of THE FALL GUY in my recent ROBERT DAVY MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post so here is the short version.
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
But let´s get back to BACHELOR PARTY. My how times have changed. Back then I didn´t know much english so for me a bachelor was a cool guy who had crazy adventures, drank a lot of alcohol and had wild sex with as many hot women as possible before getting married. Not some douchebag who had a few dozen sexbombs fall all over themselves to get a stupid rose.
And yes, that really is a very young Michael Dudikoff in that scene.
And it´s a miracle that they stayed with the original title BACHELOR PARTY instead of something like DER TOTAL VERRÜCKTE JUNGGESELLENABSCHIED oder RICK`S FEUCHTFRÖHLICHE SAUSE. Germans just love to come up with crazy movie titles that have nothing to do with the plot of the movie.
Anyway, all throughout my teenage years the movie had a FSK 18 rating in Germany ( which means you have to be 18 to watch the movie ) - mostly for the scenes with Monique Gabrielle and the next actress I am going to mention - but in 2010 the movie was reviewed again and was rated FSK 12.
Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time the BIKINI OPEN were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.
Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in the terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic CHAINED HEAT, a sweet princess and her evil twin in DEATHSTALKER II, a nude model in the funny sketch comedy AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON, alongside - and on top of - dark haired sexbomb Rachel Vickers in ANGEL EYES, a gutsy lady cop in SILK 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy EVIL TOONS and there is even a comic book related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the amusingly campy THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING with sexy Heather Locklear in the lead role.
Here in Europe she is of course best known for the steamy EMANUELLE 5 in which Monique Gabrielle played the woman she was born to bring to the big screen : the titular brazen and uninhibited sexual adventuress, the french soft sex kitten with the inexhaustible body of a Playmate of the Year ( or rather a Penthouse Pet Of The Month for December 1982 in Monique´s case ), the sex drive of a nymphomaniac and the morals of a hooker who always seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on and her long legs together. It is the pinnacle of her thespian career as well as the zenith of all the Emanuelle movies and the rest is as they say history.
After Monique Gabrielle the role went to german Sexbombe Natalie Uher who became famous as the youngest german playmate with sixteen and the youngest actress to play Emanuelle with twenty in EMANUELLE 6.
She tried her breast to fill out the role and had considerable sex appeal for a skinny chick not to mention that she is rather adept at removing her clothes whenever the script calls for it baring every square - inch of her spectacular boy ( here her model skills come in quite handy ) but she is no Monique Gabrielle who has a body to die for. Sadly this was her third and last movie since she could have made a fortune if she had continued but she left the showbiz and is now happily married with two children.
Before that I had only seen two movies with original sexbomb Sylvia Kristel who - at least according to her biography - worked as a secretary and quit to become a model because she was constantly used as a blow up sex doll by the entire male staff ( no pun intended ) due to her porn star body.
Besides that american audiences are probably most familiar with Krista Allen who played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Whoa, did she ever.
Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere.
The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII.
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Pamela Anderson , nubian sex doll Traci Banghim or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
To wrap up Monique Gabrielle, she did guest spots on DREAM ON, HUNTER and HARDBALL and was the onetime girlfriend of low - budget straight - to - video picture director Jim Wynorski. She popped up in a handful of his movies in both minor and more substantial parts alike. Monique cheerfully poked fun at her own b - flick queen persona in SCREAM QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY where she co - starred with happy handfuls of other nude fright - flick starlets like Michelle Bauer. Monique Gabrielle married adult film director Tony Angove in 2003. She now lives in South Florida and runs a porno movie production company called Monique's Purrfect Productions.
While I want to keep this post short I still want to acknowledge Hilary Swank´s birthday. And I still have some clips left from the Karate Kid movie where the gay wannabe soldiers were trying to mob her. And I´m saying " trying to mob her " because in the real world instead of banging her up they would have really banged her up. They would have dragged Julie to their clubhouse and taken turns taming her to be their blow up sex doll.
That they were totally oblivious to Hilary´s obvious porn star qualities also accounts for the " gay " part. Even the producers of the movie knew that the part didn´t make any sense which is why they tried to cover up her 34C knockers for the entire movie because once you saw her booming body in action the suspension of disbelieve went flying out the window.
And when I say "flying " I mean flying. You can say what you want about the quality of the movie but Hilary really knows how to spread her legs and I´m sure a lot of teenage viewers had other things on their mind than martial arts when they saw her doing those high kicks in her tight pants.
With all the good things in Jade Smith´s life I´m sure he cursed like a sailor because he was still a minor when he starred in the remake of The Karate Kid alongside african - american aphrodite MILF Taraji Penetration Henson.
You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that. Can you believe she was already 45 years old when she posed naked for this picture ? Daimn !
It´s no wonder Clint Eastwood picked Taraji as the lead in Proud Mary. I bet Marvel regrets now that they didn´t give her a role in their movies.
Since I am pretty sure that I already posted episode 14 from season 3 " The Huntress " here is episode 10 from the 5th season titled " Miami´s Nice " which is the other The Fall Guy episode with brabuster Angela Ames.
These spin - off posts are a welcome opportunity to post the videos that have accumulated since I don´t get to post as often as I want and one I tried to put on the blog a few times is Make Me Feel by Janelle Monáe.
We already had a video about german culture in this post but since I don´t get to include many videos in german here is one about the history and cultural significance of Mickey Mouse or like he is called here Micky Maus.
Speaking about comics in Germany, one of my favorite cartoon shows growing up was Calimero or Calimero mit Sombrero like he was called here. The series was produced by the same guys who did Grisu and as much as I love the series it was sadly not entirely free of stereotypes like the anti comicbook propaganda that was very prevalent at that time.
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