It seems that I am always writing about the same things but I can´t help it if the celebrity birthdays all have some common ground. If I had known that the anniversaries of Kevin Maguire, Gerry Conway and Carolyn Monroe fall on this month I would have made September JUSTICE LEAGUE MONTH.
As Carolyn Monroe´s birthday is still ahead of us in this post I want to write a bit about Gerry Conway who celebrated his
67th birthday on the 10th of September. This will not be as in depth as if I would make one of my popular spotlight posts ( at least I hope they are popular ) and while I can´t put all my good stuff in here I will still try to include a few art gems.
But let´s start with Gerry Conway´s movie and tv writing credits which include - naturally - Daredevil and the 90s Spider - Man cartoon with the Punisher since he co - created that character, The Flash and Super Friends since he co - created Firestorm, Batman : The Animated Series, Batman : The Brave And The Bold, Centurions, Transformers, G.I. Joe, Hercules - The Legendary Journeys, Baywatch Nights, Silk Stalkings, Matlock and Perry Mason and the screenplay for Ralph Bakshi´s brilliant Fire And Ice.
His accolades in the comic book field are even more impressive and the list is too long so I am only to mention a few highlights. At DC he co - created Vibe, Vixen, Killer Croc, Jason Todd and most important of all Power Girl and wrote most of the Justice League issues from 151 to 255.
Which includes the double - sized anniversary issue 200 that was done by an all star cast of artists including Carmine Infantino, George Perez, Jim Aparo, Joe Kubert, Gil Kane, Terry Austin and
Brian Bolland among others.
At Marvel he co - created Man - Thing, Jack Russell - Werewolf by Night and was the writer of Fantastic Four 133 to 152 and Amazing Spider - Man 111 to 149 which includes the death of Gwen Stacy and the first ( official ) crossover between DC and Marvel featuring Superman and Spider - Man.
And while I haven´t written a full spotlight post on Gerry Conway - yet - you can find some splash pages from his legendary run on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN in my last three posts about the sadly underrated late Ross Andru.
HANDS ON HANDLER or RIDING THE DRAGON DON THE OLD TOWN ROAD
Speaking about great contributions to pop culture martial arts superstar Don " The Dragon " Wilson turned 65 on the 10th of September. And while he has played a corpsman in Born On The 4th Of July and the gang leader in Batman Forever you have probably seen him as the lead in a plethora of r - rated martial arts action movies which include a lot of Bloodfist flicks.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
In the movie The Capitol Conspiracy also known as Prophet there is such a blond sexbomb who uses all her physical attributes to upgrade the film.
Getting more info on her was very difficult because instead of using her real name Wendy Schumacher she goes by Alexander Keith in the credits which doesn´t sound very feminine. In the movie Don plays an FBI agent who was part of a special experiment to give operatives mental powers and the bureau is secretly using him to track down the other members of the group and kill them. Wendy plays his handler and boy DOES she know how to handle him. Not only does she f - word him figuratively she literally tries to f - word his brains out. Daim, she can handle my pole anytime !
PLEASE BE YENTL, AMY NOT A BAD GIRL, I´M ONLY DRAWN LIKE THIS !
Amy Irving who starred in Carrie and Yentl and who played Emily Sloane on Alias celebrated her 66th birthday and her greatest contribution to pop culture is providing the sexy singing voice of toon fantasy Jessica Rabbit.
The animated high quality GIF above is just one of the over 150 GIFs - some of them too big to post here OR on DeviantArt - you can find in Toongod´s Jessica Rabbit gallery at DeviantArt and be sure to check out his gallery where you can find GIFs about toon hotties like Cool World´s Holli Would, Lily Allen, Lonette or Tex Avery´s Little Red Riding Hood.
Usually it is quite difficult to find videos with Jessica Rabbit but not only did I find the breast part of the Roger Rabbit cartoon Trail Mix Up with Jessica Rabbit as a sexy ranger ( which somehow defeats the whole purpose since a bonerinducing sexbomb like Jessica can start a forest fire without any flammable materials ) but also the full cartoon. So enjoy it while it lasts since these shorts are very hard to find on DVD or BlueRay.
Speaking of the ravishing redhead, the best real life version of Jessica Rabbit is of course cosplay hasian Yaya Han and those who watched Heroes Of Cosplay ( of which the second season seems to be stuck in production limbo forever ) know that she was so determined to get it right that she squeezed her giant 40D oppai into a dress that was so tight that she could not breathe. That´s what I call dedication to the craft !
So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Sadly I could not find a cosplay video with wet blow up sex doll Yaya Han as Jessica Rabbit ( homina, homina, homina ) so here is another tittilating .... I mean hugely talented cosplay hottie who not only does a stunning performance as Jessica Rabbit but also provides a useful tutorial for all those mega busty cosplay teens out there who want to squeeze their overdeveloped twin toon torpedoes into the famous red sequin dress.
And you can find more celebrity birthdays from September the 10th in my post about issue seven of Marvel Comics LOGAN´S RUN by George Perez .
P STANDS FOR PERFECT, PLAYMATE, PROCREATION, PROFESSIONAL
We are staying on the subject of male sex fantasies with another cult siren as the impossibly hot Taraji P. Henson celebrated her anniversary on September the 11th. You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C ( ! ) - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that.
I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the
PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy.
Daimn, can you believe she´s 49 ? Which means that if I ever managed to bone this nubian sex goddess I would be doing it with a younger woman.
We are skipping the rest of the celebrity birthdays from September the 11th since I would only be rehashing what I already wrote in this BACK TO THE MIRRORVERSE post that has more starstruck Star Trek A.L.F. s ( Alien Lifeforms I would love to F - word ) than you can shake your phaser at.
Now Mike Grell - who celebrates his 72nd anniversary Today - has never drawn perky Pon Farr playmate T´Pol naked ( which would have been epic ) or otherwise but he did sneak a vulcan ring bearer into an issue of GREEN LANTERN. He has been one of my favorite artists ever since I saw his first issues of LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES which back then was in the pages of SUPERMAN / BATMAN and later in SUPERMAN PRĂ„SENTIERT : SUPERBOY.
And while I have written about him in various Legion posts I haven´t really done a spotlight post on his tenure on the book. I have enough material but I never can find the time to sit down and write it. Which doesn´t mean that I haven´t paid homage to Mike. I did a JON SABLE black and white post for him last year ( which also includes the celebrity birthdays from September the 11th up until the 13th ) and I did tribute posts with art from various series he has worked on over the years in 2017 ( although it was a bit WARLORD heavy and covered the birthdays from the 9th to the 13th ) and in 2016 ( which just has the birthdays from the 13th ).
YUNOKA AND THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH ( PRINCE OF BEL - AIR )
Who would have looked right at home on Skartaris in a skimpy furr string bikini or even as a topless tribeswoman is nubile nubian Yunoka Doyle who turned 41 and whom I mentioned in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE REDUX post. She was Ashley´s " bosom buddy " Keesha on The Fresh Prince Of Bel - Air with a big emphasis on the " bosom " part.
Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.
Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .
Seeing her grind her body so expertly with her fit midriff section exposed and her mouth wide open in such close proximity to the microphone we all wondered how it would be to feel Tatyana´s full and soft lips wrapped tightly around our pulsating member deepthroating it. Her perfect lips are made to massage huge boners - and I´m talking about both sets of lips.
Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like the relationship between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.
Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.
The only other explanation is that whenever Tatyana Ali got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls like the aforementioned dicktamer Yunoka Doyle. She probably spent the rest of the day after the shooting had ended screaming at the top of her lungs as Will banged her brains out.
And you can find more about sex godesses Yunoka Doyle, Tatyana Ali and Taraji P. Henson in this recent spin - off post as well as how Hilary Swank - very unsuccessfully - tried to cover up her pornstar body in THE NEXT KARATE KID, plus more karate / kung fu action than you can shake a stick at from the COBRA KAI tv show to martial arts booty Cynthia Rothrock, manwha artist Tony Wong, pocket rocket Jenny Babas and the original Monkey King who was the inspiration for DRAGONBALL´S Son Goku.
A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE OF COURSE - UNLESS IT´S A STALLION
I found the following music video while I was looking for a good Beyonce video and when I first read that the name of the artist was Megan Thee Stallion I was a bit confused. I thought that either they got it wrong since " stallion " is the word for a male horse and this sexbomb does not look anything like a guy. I mean, you know what´s up when they call a guy by a horse name. But this woman didn´t look like a dude or a horse, much rather like a thoroughbred blow up sex doll who can ride even the biggest guy - or stallion for that matter - until he collapses into a sweaty heap.
So they clearly must have made a mistake with her name and it probably was something like Megan Thee Breed Mare or Megan Thee Stud Mare and somebody forgot the mare part and instead put in Megan Thee Stallion.
Or maybe the name was shortened from Megan Thee Stallion Tamer, Megan Thee Stallion Drainer or Megan Thee Stallion Milking Machine.
Another possibility could be that it was short for Megan Loves To Ride Thee Stallion, Megan Is Addicted To Thee Stallion Schlong or Megan So Horny She Love Thee Stallion Long Time or something along those lines.
Well, I googled her and obviously people in America call women stallions. Megan acquired that moniker as a 15 year old teen in school because of her booming body, stunning beauty and exceptional height of 5´11 feet.
No wonder did I have problems translating the word " Stute " to english when they use the word for " Hengst " instead of " breed mare ". But you learn something new every day. So in future posts you may see me use the word " stallion " when I write about other hot blow up sex dolls and Megan can be my thoroughbred breeding stud stallion anytime anyplace as long as she rides my horsecock down the old town road till I can´t squirt no more.
Megan Thee Stallion´s career hit off when she was still going to college in Houston, Texas where she drove all the guys on campus crazy with her 36 - 26 - 38 coke bottle proportions ( that peers often only achieve via surgical enhancements ), wearing the skimpiest mini skirts and the most plunging cleavages and I´m sure she found enough volunteers who tried to tame her with their big dick energy. But this blow up sex doll who is known for her sexually explicit lyrics is no one trick pony. She is an anime and horror movie fan and one of her big ambitions is to direct her own horror flick.
Speaking of thoroughbred milking machines, I know that I said I would ease up on making new GIFs of my future wife Jair but it´s like she´s begging for it. She´s teasing me, seeing how far she can go before I explode. Well, I´m calling her dare and if you think the last video where her chocolate milkshakes brought all the boys to the Jair was a Jair - ection satisfaction grip your loins because you have seen nothing yet.
Because there have been videos before where Jair is shaking, rattling and rolling her giant - sized Jairbags. There have been videos where she is leaning all the way forward and her cleavage was on full display. There even have been videos where she was laying her big, brown coconuts on the table - both figuratively speaking and quite literal. But that was all the kids friendly version compared to Jair´s performance in this new video.
Not only is the afro - american aphrodite´s cleavage on full display, not only is this dark skinned blow up sex doll shaking her money - makers like there´s no Tomorrow, and not only is this teenage nubian sex goddess laying her captivating chest on the table but the spectacular sexbomb is smooshing it with her big, soft, perfect brown breasts. And not only is she squeezing her titanic twin torpedoes against the table one time but again and again and again. Like I said, it´s like she´s teasing us because she has to be aware what her arousing antics are causing with the male viewers.
There have been some negative comments when I suggested a Wet T - Shirt Contest Challenge for the more physically developed girls from Teens React but with this Jair herself handed in her audition for a wet t - shirt contest if I have ever seen a born for porn sex queen. So this is for all the Jair fans who thanks to this video don´t have to imagine anymore how it would look like to get a wild titty blow from this nubian nymphomaniac.
We are bringing it back to comicbooks and Gerry Conway with the Top 5 Dumbest Comic Book Vehicles since he came up with the Spider - Mobile.
Although if I was Spider - Man I would totally have a car that can drive up the walls and shoot webbing. Even if you disregard the fact that I have a weak spot for the weird and kitschy how often has ol Spidey been web - slinging all night looking for a perp ? With a car that would not be that exhausting plus he would always have an extra pack of web fluid. I mean, how often has he ran out of it ? And don´t get me started on Superman´s flying car. That´s better than the Pope Mobile because it is not only bulletproof, it also shields Supes from kryptonite radiation although the coup de grace so to speak is that it can punch things. How often would that have been handy during a traffic gridlock ? Take this, Lexus Luthor !
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Friday, September 13, 2019
Monday, July 08, 2019
Everybody was Kung Fu / Karate fighting !
Finally I get to write about one of my favorite subjects - martial arts in comics and movies - and if the blog header alone is not enough of an indication how much I love THE HANDS OF SHANG - CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU then the many posts I wrote on the subject should give you an idea.
For those who came in late and missed out on all the kung furying / karate chopping martial arts action I wrote two posts about the series in general and did five spotlights : one for each of the books artists, Paul Gulacy , Gene Day and Mike Zeck , a special post on Gil Kane who provided a lot of the early covers and one for all the other artists who worked on this great series . I have been pimping the book like crazy and I like to think that I had a small part in convincing Disney to finally reprint this seminal series, not only in four hefty omnibus but also in two Epic Collections of which the last one just came out. As usual we start with a celebrity birthday :
On July the 8th Jaden Smith, son of Hollywood star Will Smith celebrated his 21st birthday and I´m sure with all the good things in his life he still curses because he was still a minor when he starred in the remake of The Karate Kid alongside african - american aphrodite MILF Taraji P Henson .
You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that. Can you believe she was already 45 years old when she posed naked for this picture ? Daimn !
I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy.
Black is beautiful, but Taraji P. Henson is so hot we need to come up with a better word to describe her incredible booty - liciousness. Something like boobiful, fantASStic, ASSentially stunning, blackxiting or blacktacular.
Any way you say it, the Washington, D.C. native is one hot property. Taraji graduated from Howard University and began her professional career with a part on Smart Guy. But it was her star turn ( or better her skin turn ) opposite Tyrese Gibson and Snoop Dogg in the John Singleton feature film that really made pants stand up and take notice as her elecrtifiying ebony boobs nearly got the black banged off of them. Taraji continues to show off her finery on tv, co - starring in a CBS Murder She Wrote movie called The Last Free Man ( 2001 ), and she got devilish in Satan's School for Girls ( 2000 ) with Shannon Doherty and ex - Charlie's Angels star Kate Jackson.
She's also appeared on ER, Felicity, and Sister, Sister. But she left the boob tube for the more boob - friendly big screen with Hidden Figures - although in real life you can´t keep a figure like Taraji´s hidden from any guy - and What Men Want where her nude scene was sadly too brief. As to what men want in 2001 most black men wanted Taraji P. Henson who was voted the second most beautiful woman by Black Men Magazine beating such nubian sexbombs like Vivica A. Fox ( who really lives up to her name since she is A Fox ) and playmate of the Year 1990 Renee Tenison only to be topped by nubian sex - goddess Janet " All Night Don´t Stop " Action Jackson , the best body in showbiz a.k.a. the blow up sex doll who walks.
So far I have not watched Empire because at the moment the first two season are still expensive but if it´s true that there are some nude scenes with Taraji ( which I doubt since it has a rating of apt for 12 year olds here in Germany ) I may have to look for a way to see it. Man, Taraji really has some lucky lips and it looks like her mouth is just the right size too. She can come over to my crib and play Swallow the Salami all weekend long.
From all the new videos I found ( since I already used up all my old ones ) the best ones are from the 2017 Annual Academy Awards where tittilating Taraji wore the definition of a " Fuck me ! " dress if I have ever seen one !
I tried to find one video with all the footage but I have to post three different ones to make sure it includes the best bits. Speaking about best bits, especially important is the first video where Traraji leans forward at the beginning and you catch a good glimpse of her big round oreo cookies.
With Jaden Smith´s birthday I have to mention his father, Will Smith, who has been in movies with superheroes based on comics like Suicide Squad and movies with superheroes not based on comic books like Hancock ( although the costume he wore was literally Black Lightning´s costume ) as well as in movies based on obscure Marvel Comics series like the Men In Black movies. He became famous all over the world when he played the lead role in the mega successful sitcom The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air.
Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.
Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .
Man, with that terrific body and a voice to match Tatyana Ali´s the total package - and I´m not talking about Lex Luger. You work that body girl !
Seeing her grind her body so expertly with her fit midriff section exposed and her mouth wide open in such close proximity to the microphone we all wondered how it would be to feel Tatyana´s full and soft lips wrapped tightly around our pulsating member deepthroating it. Her perfect lips are made to massage huge boners - and I´m talking about both sets of lips.
Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like the relationship between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.
Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.
The only other explanation is that whenever Tatyana Ali got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls on the show. Like dicktamer Yunoka Doyle.
She played Ashley´s " bosom buddy " Keesha with a big emphasis on the " bosom " part. She probably spent the rest of the day after the shooting had ended screaming at the top of her lungs as Will banged her brains out.
The truth of that statement notwithstanding Tatyana Ali still looks terrific ( she has one of the breast natural racks in Hollywood - period ) as you can see in this video where her huge boobs almost spill out of her top !
We finally come to the part of the post some of my readers can´t wait for : the obligatory random video section ( I´m just guessing most of my readers prefer the comicbook / cult siren parts of the posts ) which is not so random in this case and brings us back to Jaden Smith in the best movie in the Karate Kid franchise - after the original trilogy with Ralph Macchio ( and I´m not talking about Marvel Comics famous editor ).
I think the worst one was the one with with Hilary Swank and the gay wannabe soldiers who were trying to mob her. And I´m saying " trying to mob her " because in the real world instead of banging her up a bit they would have dragged Julie to their clubhouse to take turns taming the girl.
That they were totally oblivious to Hilary´s obvious porn star qualities also accounts for the " gay " part. Even the producers of the movie knew that the part didn´t make any sense which is why they tried to cover up her 34C knockers for the entire movie because once you saw her booming body in action the suspension of disbelieve went flying out the window.
And when I say "flying " I mean flying. You can say what you want about the quality of the movie but Hilary really knows how to spread her legs and I´m sure a lot of teenage viewers had other things on their mind than martial arts when they saw her doing those high kicks in her tight pants.
Anyway, back to Jaden Smith´s Karate Kid movie, this was a much better retelling of the story which was in great part due to martial arts master Jackie Chan who got a rare occassion to show more of his acting skills.
We are staying with The Karate Kid ( and I am not talking about Val Armorr here ) the best show on the planet at the moment is Cobra Kai. It is told from a different perspective than the movies and shows that in reality Daniel San was not the hero but the villain of the story. If you want to know what that means you can check out the full first episode on YouTube for free right now and there are rumors that the first two seasons will also be available for free as soon as season three drops. For which I can´t wait.
Originally I wanted to post No Retreat No Surrender which was a big martial arts hit around the same time when The Karate Kid was in german theaters although it didn´t span a franchise. Well, at least not in America.
Here in Germany it was called Karate Tiger 3 which was kind of an umbrella series for various martial art films including some with Cynthia Rothrock .
I already wrote about her at length and Today´s feature is Fight To Win a.k.a. Angel Eyes and it has Cynthia´s co - star in a plethora of movies - sometimes as her partner sometimes as her antagonist - Richard Norton.
A few months ago I chanced upon a few documentaries about martial arts and this one seemed appropriate since Mr. Myagi comes from Okinawa. It shows french ( ? ) martial artist Josette Normandeau exploring the world of Karate and the interesting part is you get to see a lot of old masters. What gets boring fast is her perception of Karate as a male dominated sport since it is neither. Karate is not a sport but a way of life if The Karate Kid has taught us anything. But I guess if you go into these things with a certain mindset you only see what you expect. Or like the chinese say : If the only tool you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail.
Apropos Mr. Myagi, usually I would mention that Pat Morita also appeared in the Andy Sidaris movie Do Or Die but since I already put all the Andy Sidaris links in this post not too long ago I think we can skip it this time.
Speaking of preconceived notions and having certain expectations, as regular readers know when I write a post about asian hotties or martial arts or anything involving the occident there is always the obligatory k - pop video but this time I want to include something special. This is from episode four of I Can See Your Voice which as far as I could ascertain has contestants who claim they can sing. There seems to be one round with playback where the candidates have to make up their mind to whether the people who say they are good singers are telling the truth or lying and the big reveal where the contestants have to sing live. In this case it is Lina from Wannab and she is the sister of idol Minah from Girl´s Day.
And here is the original version with Minah and the girls from Girls Day.
This is another video that I usually don´t get to include because in most cases the five videos per post quota is already full with the usual sections and I often choose a video with hot asian babes over this one. Although now that I think about it videos about food are more like porn than real porn at my age. Anyway, as someone who has visited a few countries I am always interested in how the tastes differ in other regions of the planet.
Speaking of hot asian babes, I know that I posted a video of Jenny Babas somewhere but since I had to fix a lot of old posts in the last weeks I have no idea where it might have been. So if you come across episode 9 of Do The Right Thing with Jenny please let me know in the comments below.
At first I only wanted to include the newest video with her but since it is part three of a series and there might be some people who are not only interested in pocket rocket Jenny´s booty ( proof that the best things come in small packages ) but also the story here are parts one and two.
Today we have an eclectic collection of videos and instead of the usual manga video here is one about manwhas - chinese comics - and Tony Wong who is kind of the chinese Hansrudl Wäscher. My brother used to have quite the collection of these and all I remember from reading them is a guy shooting some power rays out of his thumbnail that leveled a mountain.
Likewise I didn´t want to post another episode of Samurai Champloo ( a great series but I don´t want to become predictable ) and because I don´t know any other martial arts animes my first thought was Dragonball but then I remembered that Son Goku was based on Monkey King from the classical chinese novel Journey To The West from the 16th century.
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A champion is someone who gets up when he can´t.
For those who came in late and missed out on all the kung furying / karate chopping martial arts action I wrote two posts about the series in general and did five spotlights : one for each of the books artists, Paul Gulacy , Gene Day and Mike Zeck , a special post on Gil Kane who provided a lot of the early covers and one for all the other artists who worked on this great series . I have been pimping the book like crazy and I like to think that I had a small part in convincing Disney to finally reprint this seminal series, not only in four hefty omnibus but also in two Epic Collections of which the last one just came out. As usual we start with a celebrity birthday :
On July the 8th Jaden Smith, son of Hollywood star Will Smith celebrated his 21st birthday and I´m sure with all the good things in his life he still curses because he was still a minor when he starred in the remake of The Karate Kid alongside african - american aphrodite MILF Taraji P Henson .
You can say what you want about the effectiveness of PETA - as long as their ad campaigns manage to convince sexbombs like Taraji to show off her 38C - 28 - 37 measurements I´m okay with that. Can you believe she was already 45 years old when she posed naked for this picture ? Daimn !
I first became aware of Taraji on Person of Interest and she´s currently on the hit show Empire which means that I will have to check that out as soon as the series is at an affordable price or amazon has one of their sales. Besides the PETA ad Taraji has posed nude for a recent issue of Allure and you can see her naked in the 2001 gangster flick Baby Boy.
Black is beautiful, but Taraji P. Henson is so hot we need to come up with a better word to describe her incredible booty - liciousness. Something like boobiful, fantASStic, ASSentially stunning, blackxiting or blacktacular.
Any way you say it, the Washington, D.C. native is one hot property. Taraji graduated from Howard University and began her professional career with a part on Smart Guy. But it was her star turn ( or better her skin turn ) opposite Tyrese Gibson and Snoop Dogg in the John Singleton feature film that really made pants stand up and take notice as her elecrtifiying ebony boobs nearly got the black banged off of them. Taraji continues to show off her finery on tv, co - starring in a CBS Murder She Wrote movie called The Last Free Man ( 2001 ), and she got devilish in Satan's School for Girls ( 2000 ) with Shannon Doherty and ex - Charlie's Angels star Kate Jackson.
She's also appeared on ER, Felicity, and Sister, Sister. But she left the boob tube for the more boob - friendly big screen with Hidden Figures - although in real life you can´t keep a figure like Taraji´s hidden from any guy - and What Men Want where her nude scene was sadly too brief. As to what men want in 2001 most black men wanted Taraji P. Henson who was voted the second most beautiful woman by Black Men Magazine beating such nubian sexbombs like Vivica A. Fox ( who really lives up to her name since she is A Fox ) and playmate of the Year 1990 Renee Tenison only to be topped by nubian sex - goddess Janet " All Night Don´t Stop " Action Jackson , the best body in showbiz a.k.a. the blow up sex doll who walks.
So far I have not watched Empire because at the moment the first two season are still expensive but if it´s true that there are some nude scenes with Taraji ( which I doubt since it has a rating of apt for 12 year olds here in Germany ) I may have to look for a way to see it. Man, Taraji really has some lucky lips and it looks like her mouth is just the right size too. She can come over to my crib and play Swallow the Salami all weekend long.
From all the new videos I found ( since I already used up all my old ones ) the best ones are from the 2017 Annual Academy Awards where tittilating Taraji wore the definition of a " Fuck me ! " dress if I have ever seen one !
I tried to find one video with all the footage but I have to post three different ones to make sure it includes the best bits. Speaking about best bits, especially important is the first video where Traraji leans forward at the beginning and you catch a good glimpse of her big round oreo cookies.
With Jaden Smith´s birthday I have to mention his father, Will Smith, who has been in movies with superheroes based on comics like Suicide Squad and movies with superheroes not based on comic books like Hancock ( although the costume he wore was literally Black Lightning´s costume ) as well as in movies based on obscure Marvel Comics series like the Men In Black movies. He became famous all over the world when he played the lead role in the mega successful sitcom The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air.
Of course a big part of that show´s success and continued appeal around the world ( there are probably only a few people on the face of the planet who can´t recite the lyrics to the title song in their sleep ) is Tatyana Ali who grew from a cute little girl into an incredible sexbomb over the course of that series and who got to show her musical skills.
Much to the chagrin of the show´s producers she really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness .
Man, with that terrific body and a voice to match Tatyana Ali´s the total package - and I´m not talking about Lex Luger. You work that body girl !
Seeing her grind her body so expertly with her fit midriff section exposed and her mouth wide open in such close proximity to the microphone we all wondered how it would be to feel Tatyana´s full and soft lips wrapped tightly around our pulsating member deepthroating it. Her perfect lips are made to massage huge boners - and I´m talking about both sets of lips.
Now Will Smith has gone on record that the relationship between him and the insanely do - able Tatyana Ali has always been like the relationship between a big brother and his little sister but I don´t believe that he never put her booming tireless teenage body to the test not even once.
Either that or the relationship between a big brother and his little sister and what happens between them at night behind bedroom doors ( or in the shower during the day ) is a lot different where Will Smith grew up.
The only other explanation is that whenever Tatyana Ali got Will hard enough to cut a diamond he vented his pent up sexual energy on one of the other blow up sex dolls on the show. Like dicktamer Yunoka Doyle.
She played Ashley´s " bosom buddy " Keesha with a big emphasis on the " bosom " part. She probably spent the rest of the day after the shooting had ended screaming at the top of her lungs as Will banged her brains out.
The truth of that statement notwithstanding Tatyana Ali still looks terrific ( she has one of the breast natural racks in Hollywood - period ) as you can see in this video where her huge boobs almost spill out of her top !
We finally come to the part of the post some of my readers can´t wait for : the obligatory random video section ( I´m just guessing most of my readers prefer the comicbook / cult siren parts of the posts ) which is not so random in this case and brings us back to Jaden Smith in the best movie in the Karate Kid franchise - after the original trilogy with Ralph Macchio ( and I´m not talking about Marvel Comics famous editor ).
I think the worst one was the one with with Hilary Swank and the gay wannabe soldiers who were trying to mob her. And I´m saying " trying to mob her " because in the real world instead of banging her up a bit they would have dragged Julie to their clubhouse to take turns taming the girl.
That they were totally oblivious to Hilary´s obvious porn star qualities also accounts for the " gay " part. Even the producers of the movie knew that the part didn´t make any sense which is why they tried to cover up her 34C knockers for the entire movie because once you saw her booming body in action the suspension of disbelieve went flying out the window.
And when I say "flying " I mean flying. You can say what you want about the quality of the movie but Hilary really knows how to spread her legs and I´m sure a lot of teenage viewers had other things on their mind than martial arts when they saw her doing those high kicks in her tight pants.
Anyway, back to Jaden Smith´s Karate Kid movie, this was a much better retelling of the story which was in great part due to martial arts master Jackie Chan who got a rare occassion to show more of his acting skills.
We are staying with The Karate Kid ( and I am not talking about Val Armorr here ) the best show on the planet at the moment is Cobra Kai. It is told from a different perspective than the movies and shows that in reality Daniel San was not the hero but the villain of the story. If you want to know what that means you can check out the full first episode on YouTube for free right now and there are rumors that the first two seasons will also be available for free as soon as season three drops. For which I can´t wait.
Originally I wanted to post No Retreat No Surrender which was a big martial arts hit around the same time when The Karate Kid was in german theaters although it didn´t span a franchise. Well, at least not in America.
Here in Germany it was called Karate Tiger 3 which was kind of an umbrella series for various martial art films including some with Cynthia Rothrock .
I already wrote about her at length and Today´s feature is Fight To Win a.k.a. Angel Eyes and it has Cynthia´s co - star in a plethora of movies - sometimes as her partner sometimes as her antagonist - Richard Norton.
A few months ago I chanced upon a few documentaries about martial arts and this one seemed appropriate since Mr. Myagi comes from Okinawa. It shows french ( ? ) martial artist Josette Normandeau exploring the world of Karate and the interesting part is you get to see a lot of old masters. What gets boring fast is her perception of Karate as a male dominated sport since it is neither. Karate is not a sport but a way of life if The Karate Kid has taught us anything. But I guess if you go into these things with a certain mindset you only see what you expect. Or like the chinese say : If the only tool you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail.
Apropos Mr. Myagi, usually I would mention that Pat Morita also appeared in the Andy Sidaris movie Do Or Die but since I already put all the Andy Sidaris links in this post not too long ago I think we can skip it this time.
Speaking of preconceived notions and having certain expectations, as regular readers know when I write a post about asian hotties or martial arts or anything involving the occident there is always the obligatory k - pop video but this time I want to include something special. This is from episode four of I Can See Your Voice which as far as I could ascertain has contestants who claim they can sing. There seems to be one round with playback where the candidates have to make up their mind to whether the people who say they are good singers are telling the truth or lying and the big reveal where the contestants have to sing live. In this case it is Lina from Wannab and she is the sister of idol Minah from Girl´s Day.
And here is the original version with Minah and the girls from Girls Day.
This is another video that I usually don´t get to include because in most cases the five videos per post quota is already full with the usual sections and I often choose a video with hot asian babes over this one. Although now that I think about it videos about food are more like porn than real porn at my age. Anyway, as someone who has visited a few countries I am always interested in how the tastes differ in other regions of the planet.
Speaking of hot asian babes, I know that I posted a video of Jenny Babas somewhere but since I had to fix a lot of old posts in the last weeks I have no idea where it might have been. So if you come across episode 9 of Do The Right Thing with Jenny please let me know in the comments below.
At first I only wanted to include the newest video with her but since it is part three of a series and there might be some people who are not only interested in pocket rocket Jenny´s booty ( proof that the best things come in small packages ) but also the story here are parts one and two.
Today we have an eclectic collection of videos and instead of the usual manga video here is one about manwhas - chinese comics - and Tony Wong who is kind of the chinese Hansrudl Wäscher. My brother used to have quite the collection of these and all I remember from reading them is a guy shooting some power rays out of his thumbnail that leveled a mountain.
Likewise I didn´t want to post another episode of Samurai Champloo ( a great series but I don´t want to become predictable ) and because I don´t know any other martial arts animes my first thought was Dragonball but then I remembered that Son Goku was based on Monkey King from the classical chinese novel Journey To The West from the 16th century.
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