TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: 2024

There has been a lot of behind the scenes activity that nobody except my most faithful followers might have noticed since I have been working a lot on my unfinished posts trying to wrap things up. But since I haven't made a lot of headway the last two days and it has felt more like I am treading water than making any real progress it is time for a new post.

And since our last two posts have been about Tom Grummet's THE NEW TITANS - more specifically THE TITANS HUNT one of my favourite Titans storylines - it is time for a Marvel Comics post so we will continue our journey through Alan Davis super - underappreciated EXCALIBUR run.

In our last Alan Davis EXCALIBUR post we left thing off at issue 5 and the reason for that is that with issue 6 the book has the obligatory INFERNO tie - ins. And as longtime blog visitors know that is one of my favourite intercompany crossovers . Since we are skipping the issues that are not drawn by Alan Davis that take us up to issue 24 which goes a bit over my usual " 23 pictures per post " rule but otherwise I would have had to cut it off in the middle of THE CROSS - TIME CAPER ( which is not just one of my personal highlights of the collection ) because as my blog regulars know I do not like to split up original art from one issue into two posts.

And it's not like I don't have a lot of original Alan Davis EXCALIBUR art left. Now that is enough of an introduction so let's get to the good stuff.

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From X - Men we come to X - Women - or rather XXX - Women - with 12973's The Doll Squad starring none other than all natural 40E - 25 - 37 Russ Meyer muse Tura Satana and I have been saving this one for a long time because it never felt right to include it in a post as I always found another movie in english that was mor fitting to the overall theme of the post or there was just one that I wanted to put on the blog before this.

And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 48F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.

Speaking of Russ Meyer movies, one of my favorites is UP ! starring Raven De La Croix. She looks like a real life Wonder Woman and it´s a shame there never was a Wonder Woman movie with Raven in the lead role.

Meyer’s 1976 comedy thriller UP ! was co - written by Roger Ebert and contains Nazis, lesbianism, rape, buggery, a backwoods sheriff, piranha, kinky sex - and that’s just the first 10 minutes ! The movie offers a lot of very graphic sex scenes which are highly erotic, well photographed and stunningly edited. The female cast members all engage with the outdoor, sunny California countryside, but under a spell of kinetic blankness like sex machines gone wild especially Janet Wood who not only has a name made for porn if I ever heard one but one of the best scenes with her on - screen partner Robert McLane who was a homosexual in his real life.

I have read that homosexual actors are often used in straight porn movies because they can pound the hottest blow up sex dolls for hours without risking to climax but Janet Wood doesn´t look like a woman who cares if her sex partner will squirt as long as she can milk his giantsized horsecock dry. So either she rode him like a woman possessed because she could vent all her pent up sexual frustration on his schlong or she worked herself into a frenzy trying to put him on the straight path again.

Allegedly she was so obsessed with turning him straight that she used every break on set to get into his trailer - under the pretense that she needed to rehearse an important scene - where she immediately started deepthroating his allegedly oversized member ( which was probably the real reason why she subjected him to these long fuck marathons ) until he was fully erect at which point she really started to dicktame him.

After a while the other actors noticed it ( at least those who were not busy using Raven De La Croix or any of the other fine women as their sex toys ) and this turned into a case of " If this trailer´s rocking, don´t come knocking ". She also botched a few of their sex scenes on purpose so she could continue pumping him in front of the camera and he had no choice but to let her use him as a human dildo squirting again and again.

In any case with a name like Janet Wood she was predestined for explicit sex scenes and her nymphomaniac urges got the better of Janet because she has never acknowledged her nude work in this film over the decades.

Now besides possibly being the first Russ Meyer movie I saw in a cinema another reasons why it´s my favorite - besides the bevy of hot sexbombs like Kitten Natividad or Marianne Marks in the cast - is the lead actress.

The gorgeous Raven De La Croix with an exotic name and a body which can only be a true gift from the gods, stars as Margo Winchester, one of Meyer’s strongest female characters. Constantly victimized by most men, yet refusing to play the victim, spitting out lines in a Mae West - type drawl, Raven De La Croix's bountiful figure totally steals the movie.

Totally nude and usually running around outdoors for most of the film, De La Croix is incredibly sexy and funny. She had done lots of modeling by 1976 and appeared in UP! after coming to terms with the fact that she had to perform nude scenes and graphic sex scenes. According to De La Croix, she really went all out for this film, destroying her feet while running through the desert, almost sacrificing her life during the rape / drowning scene, and unknowingly was body doubled during some of the questionable sex scenes ( I wonder where they found the body double ).

The former blow up sex doll template also played the role of überbusty amazonian princess in the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick The Lost Empire.

Who also starred in The Lost Empire is Busenwunder Angela Ames best known for her appearance in Bachelor Party alongside Tom Hanks and PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Month Monique Gabrielle who catapulted herself into the top ranks of cult sirens with her performance in Emanuelle 5 .

Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.

But let´s get back to Bachelor Party. My how times have changed. Back then I didn´t know much english or much about american culture so for me a bachelor was a cool guy who had crazy adventures, drank a lot of alcohol and had wild sex with as many hot women as possible before getting married. Not some douchebag who had a few dozen sexbombs fall all over themselves to get a stupid rose on a boring reality show.

Anyway, all throughout my teenage years the movie had a FSK 18 rating in Germany ( which means you have to be 18 to watch the movie ) - mostly for the scenes with Monique and the next actress I am going to mention - but in 2010 the movie was reviewed again and rated FSK 12.

Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time The Bikini Open were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.

Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in the terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic Chained Heat , a sweet princess and her evil twin in Deathstalker II, a nude model in the funny sketch comedy Amazon Women On The Moon . alongside - and on top of - dark haired sexbomb Rachel Vickers in Angel Eyes , a gutsy lady cop in Silk 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy Evil Toons and there is even a comic book related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the campy The Return Of Swamp Thing with sexy Heather Locklear in the lead role.

Here in Europe she is of course best known for the steamy Emanuelle 5 in which Monique Gabrielle played the woman she was born to bring to the big screen : the titular brazen and uninhibited sexual adventuress, the french soft sex kitten with the inexhaustible body of a Playmate of the Year ( or rather a PENTHOUSE Pet Of The Month for December 1982 in Monique´s case ), the sex drive of a nymphomaniac and the morals of a hooker who always seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on and her long legs together. It is the pinnacle of her thespian career as well as the zenith of the Emanuelle movies - and the rest is as they say history.

Coming back to blonde bra - buster Angela Ames, who sadly passed away at the very young age of 32, she also had a cameo appearance as a very buxom barkeeper in the second episode of the 80s cult series Automan.

Now I was not sure if I should include this video because it is blocked on other websites but it is from my favourite retro channel even if you can only watch it on YouTube. Also the quality of the content is top notch so for the time being I will continue including videos from channel. Also it's only for my german visitors and there are not that many channels for this stuff. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that it is an Automan retrospective.

Since I already posted the SciFriday episode that inludes the Automan episode with men milking machine Angela Ames in a previous post ( right now I am not so sure where but I will post the link if I find it before I finish this post ) AND the german dubbed version of the episode in my latest post about Carol Danvers Miss Marvel plus the latin dubbed version in my last spotlight on Jose Luis Garcia Lopez here is SciFriday episode 110 with episode 10 of Automan. Although to tell the truth the main reason why I chose to include this one is the episode of Manimal which guest stars 40C ( !!! ) - 25 - 35 Ueber cougar Tracy Scoggins. There is also a SciFriday video that includes an episode of Blue Thunder where Tracy Scoggins is a guest - star but I think I have to include that one in my post about Steve Epting's run on CAPTAIN AMERICA with Ed Brubaker since the spanish episode of Blue Thunder I posted there was deleted by YouTube.

You can say what you want but that is one lady who does get around.

Of course Tracy Scoggins really caught my attention wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder they passed the tv censors ( maybe it was because in the 90s bikinis were big on tv shows like The Bikini Open or maybe Tracy had a deepthroat session with the board of censorship behind closed doors ) as Daily Planet gossip columnist Cat Grant ( who was co - created by Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway for the post CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS Superman ) on the show Lois & Clark - The New Adventures of Superman which also starred the breast Lois Lane EVER , not so desperate 38C - 22 - 32 housewife Teri " Not a stripper ! " Hatcher.

Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda .

Coming back to Tracy Scoggins, she also was part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.

Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !

Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !

She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .

Coming back to the topic of ultimate sexbombs with Russ Meyer - sized melons somebody who could have easily been the star of a Russ Meyer movie and therefore would be a member of my Doll Squad movie is the React channel's resident Busenwunder Haley " Luhja Thank God I'm A Man " who turns every Doll Squad into a Blow Up Sex Doll Squad as she looks like a super extra XXL - tits deluxe blow up sex doll model came to life.

Which would also be her " in " - if you will - in her undercover mission. As the most faithful followers of the blog already know I have written quite a few times in my last posts about my idea for a special prank video with Haley in which we convince her to pose as one of these real life sex dolls that have become so popular lately. The idea would be that " officially " Haley helps us prank horny guys by posing as a new interactive blow up sex doll and when the guys are ready to merciless slam - bang her brains out six ways to Sunday in the worst way she makes the reveal that she is a real woman and then hijinks ensue and laughs are had by everyone.

Now the catch here would be that they would also prank Haley because they would tell her" customers " ( Which could be her fellow male co - reactors but I still have not decided. Because some of them could be reluctant to use their friend as a sex toy although most of them have probably dreamed about doing this ever since her twin torpedoes grew to such titanic proportions. ) that she is a new kind of interactive sex doll and they bring her to the best customers to work out a few kinks.

This is the new super deluxe model nicknamed" Dolly Part Em "for the most intense extreme sexual intercourse experience with extra large XXL sized breasts which has gotten great responses from the clients but that there were some incidents where the interface has malfunctioned and the doll has started to believe that she is not a sexbot but a real person who has tried to convince the customers to stop using and abusing her.

And that if it tries to tell them that she is not the ultimate men milking machine that they just have to ignore that and keep on banging her processors out that the system will re - adjust to its normal setting after they have cum inside her a few times. You see where I'm coming from ?

Anyway, we have the unsuspecting Haley doing her best impression of the ultimate living blow up sex doll ( not that she needs to strain herself much in that department because she looks the part without trying ) all excited about the big reveal who gets more and more stressed when the guys keep pounding her holes harder and harder with rising enthusiasm.

And we would have the lucky stiffs who were selected to participate in this scam who get to vent all of their sexual frustrations on a living blow up sex doll with a clean conscience thinking she is just a love machine.

The producers would tell wet sex dream Haley that it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK CHARACTER challenge to get her to go along to have sex many positions in with the horny perverts as long as possible when it's really a TRY NOT TO PASS OUT WHILE BEING SLAM - FUCKED challenge for Haley .

And they would tell the male participants that it's a TRY NOT TO TRY THE NEWEST SEX DOLLS video when in reality it is a TRY NOT TO BREAK A BIG BREASTED SEXBOMB WHILE DICKTAMING HER challenge. It goes without saying that in any scenario the guys win and Haley is bound to loose.

After the guys have used Haley for a few days drilling every orifice of her bonerinducing pornbody with their gigantic members squirting until they can't get it up anymore the producers would come to take Haley back and they would act all surprised because the skit did not go as intended.

Even though it did go as planned but of course they could not tell her.

I don't know if they should reveal to the participants at the end that it was a real person - maybe they could say that there was an unfortunate mix up and instead of the new sex doll model they got a visit from one of the females engineers who was a former pornstar and based the look of the sex dolls on herself - because then the guys would feel awful or if they should do something different like arrange for a " chance " meeting between Haley and the guys to see the sheer shock on their faces when they see that there are real women looking like that in the real world.

So that was my idea for a special prank video with Haley but in the Blow Up Sex Doll Squad movie Haley could go undercover as this brand new interactive blow up sex doll where we switch out one at the bedroom of a person of interest with Haley to get intel on a super secret project.

Of course this person of interest would turn out to be a convicted serial rapist who has been placed under house arrest to safe women at large.

And speaking of large, not only is one of the reasons why he was placed under house arrest that he has an extremely large monstercock that would give even the most well endowed breeding stallion penis envy he also is sexually obsessed with blonde women with large breasts ( and because she would not let the judge of the case fuck them the lawyer he was assigned was a bigbreasted mega MILF with giant - sized melons that would give most pornstars breast envy whom he drilled in every orifice of her body during their first meeting and every following one so she was extra motivated to handle his case with the utmost haste ) and this would also make a Busenwunder like Haley perfect for this mission.

Of course this could be too complicated for the average movie goer so instead of the whole blow up sex doll we could also change the story to something where Haley poses as a prostitute - something that she could pull off easily since there is no red blooded straight male who would not pay large sums for the opportunity to bang such an ultimate men milking machine like Haley - who has to fuck him into a coma to copy his files.

And if everything else fails we could always resort to the old " Hi, I am a deepthroat addicted ex nun with a lot of sexual catching up to do and my car just broke down. Do you know where I can find a huge horsecock for a double breasted deepthroat dick massage marathon session who wants to squirt like a fire hose all night ? " schtick. That never fails.

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Who would also make the cut for my The Doll Squad movie is german real life Power Girl Cindy Breuer who not only looks like a blow up sex doll come to life with her giant double airbags and her super inflated lips but who also has mad skills doing the splits as she demonstrates in this behind the scenes video. So you know she is a pro spreading her legs like a phillipino hooker and I would dress her up as a certain super heroine so I could include scenes from my momentarily discontinued self published adult horror / science fiction comicbook VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.

The first one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Cindy to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.

Number two would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Cindy who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread long legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.

Speaking of using once in a lifetime opportunities to piston pump the ultimate Busenwunders I would definitely have to include my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus three entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series in the movie even if it's just to spend a week on the casting couch.

Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally .

There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.

Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.

She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Cindy plays Power Babe maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born blonde oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Cindy's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Cindy agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.

Anyway, Nubia - played by Janet Jackson - would not come in to tell Power Babe that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that I will not come twice and in fact I came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share my monstercock.

From ultimate bed bunny Cindy Breuer we come to a different bunny with Hase Caesar whom people from my generation remember fondly from a time when children's television was still in its infancy in Germany.

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We come to somebody who is a wolf in name only as this sex kitten is one of the hottest commodities on european tv right now, and some of my longtime followers have guessed that we have a return visit by none other than boner - inducing spanish tv presenter Graciela Alvarez Lobo.

This mouthwatering massita is not a brabuster and more of a shirtbuster because she is best known for her signature move as she can pop her top on command which made her instantly famous all over Spain. Que rica !

Yep, gorgeous Graciela already had a big male fanbase because she has on of the best sets of melons on spanish tv ( as seems to be the norm with spanish sexbombs I couldn´t find her exact measurements so if anybody has any further information on her please let me know in the comments below ) but she took things up two notches when her massive melons that were made to be wrapped around a cock and milk it dry could not be contained. Just like David Hasselhoff they went looking for freedom and if it was not enough that her perfect puppies almost bust loose on live tv they tried to escape their restrictive clothing two times.

Graciela´s gigantic gazongas busted her blouse open at the beginning of the show 90 Minuti ( which is a show about soccer, and is it just me or do shows about soccer always involve the ultimate sexbombs all around the entire globe except for Germany ? ) and when the button was reattached it was eliminated a second time. Being the pro that she is ( and I am not implying anything like that she is a professional hooker who can spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute ) Graciela continued the show with a then more open cleavage that wasn´t so restraining to her twins.

Now as impressive as this display of generous cleavage was there were - of course - some viewers who had a problem with this rack attack and there are even some bad people who gave her some flack because they implied she did it on purpose. To which I say : that makes it even better.

The entire world - or at least every male person who saw this - should give her thanks for having pity on all us miserable guys in front ot the tv set and share with us another great set. Her own set. I mean, what an incredible demonstration of precise and selective muscle control and it is a crying shame that this has not become an olympic discipline by now.

This woman does not deserve our spurn but our standing ( and I mean that quite literally ! ) ovation. She deserves an Emmy or whatever the spanish equivalent of a tv award is. Give the cult siren a Goya already.

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After so much doom and gloom we come to something a little more light hearted with what surely must be the breast show ever on brazilian tv courtesy of the tireless Ozzyman who bears the most gruesome hardships to bring us the best entertainment from around the globe with Afogando O Ganso which I guess roughly translates to Throw That Rubber Goose Into The Bucket Bitch since the main goal of the game show seems to be to slide down a rubber ramp, jump that ramp and then land in a pool while trying to throw a rubber goose into a bucket. Sounds easy, right ?

Of course the best part of this show are the female contestants who being from Brazil - which ranks in the second spot of countries with women that have the bASSt bubblebutts on the world only topped by South Africa - have some of the most bonerinducing backsides you will ever see on live tv. It also doesn't hurt that they are scantily clad with the tiniest thongs ever and often prefer body paint to clothing which leads to loads of nipple slips, bared nude breasts and other wardrobe malfunctions along the way. Add to that the girls are arching their backs in a most stimulating way giving the viewers a good look at their booty before going down the water slide and most of them spreading their legs like a phillipino hooker in an attempt to if not slow down than at least steer their wild ride in the right direction - thankfully the camera guy is not as gay as in Germany and manages to zoom in to the best parts - plus them flying through the air with their huge breasts popping out and you have one hell of a game show ! Sometimes entertainment can be so easy.