Sunday, March 09, 2025

Slobberknocker Sunday : Wonder Woman !

I think I have worked on my first spotlight post for the ground breaking JUSTICE LEAGUE run by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire long enough so we are continuing JUSTICE LEAGUE MONTH with the second post about Dick Dillin's tenure on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA .

Since I have already written about Dick Dillin and his extensive body of work on the title in the first post we can get right to the good stuff and don't worry, there is still enough material for a third post although I don't know if I can get to that this month. I also don't want to be repetitive.

As for this post, as you might have guessed from the title here we have the pages from JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA that I found which feature Wonder Woman including an issue where she goes up against Superman.

I don't remember why but judging by how the women were treated back then and what a dick Superman was in his comics I'm sure he deserved it.

fight

just stuff

just links

just videos

lone wolf

chuck norris good guys wear black

dollman tracy scoggins

bergman

just banner

just quote of the day

Tuesday, March 04, 2025

Beware the ides of March, Justice Leaguers

It's true, you can get too much of a good thing so after a whole month dedicated to all things Spider - Man - i I am taking a break with a post I promised my readers to do :  another BLACK AND WHITE spotlight post on THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA as I somehow never made a full blown post on the iconic post - Crisis On Infinite Earths Justice League written by Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis and illustrated by Kevin Maguire .

Which sounds impossible but so far I have only written about it in other posts about the so - called " Bwa - ha - ha - ha League " and I'm saying the so - called because what a lot of people tend to forget here is that besides all the jokes and slapstick humour there were some really dark things happening and quite a few League members bite the dust during this iconic run. Heck, this post alone starts with a nuclear incident about to escalate into World War III ( and which is only averted because of the sacrifice of a super hero from another universe that was decimated by nuclear war ) then picks up steam as an entire town falls to a mystical being hellbent on dominating the world and going up against the lords of order and chaos and ends with all of earth being invaded by an armada of bloodthirsty aliens. Right, that sounds like the usual fun and games.

The uninitiated comicbook fan who has only been exposed to the Justice League of America in its adaptions into movies or - with a bit of luck - the cartoons may wonder why there is this general misconception that this run was just a lot of jokes and silly moments and why it was and still is so beloved by fans and critics alike ? To answer the question - without repeating what I wrote previously because I am too lazy to go through my dozen of Justice League posts - we have to take a look at the team's history, what the series had been before and what became their focus.

Going back to 1960 the team first appeared in the 28th issue of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD ( this was long before it became a team - up book with Batman ) as an assembly of the most popular heroes at that time.

Patterned after THE JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA from the Golden Age this was a more modern team to continue the momentum of the Silver Age that had started with revamping such old heroes like Flash or Green Lantern. But despite being more " up to date " the comicbooks were still written the old way which meant the stories focused more on heroes solving crimes than the heroes themselves so they were never fleshed out that much. It also didn't help that the Comics Code prevented the publishers from including anything realistic for decades. Speaking about decades an artist who worked on the title for a long time - he literally died at the drawing board while drawing a page for that title - was Dick Dillin and if you want to get an idea how the Justice League comics were done back then head on over to the spotlight post I did on him in 2023 .

After Dick Dillin's untimely demise George Perez took over the art reigns for a short while but because he had started working on THE NEW TEEN TITANS with Marv Wolfman while he was waiting for a spot on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA to open and that title really hit off he didn't stay long on the book. And I also did a post covering that period of the JLA .

Now as I already explained at length in my post THE DUAL DYNAMICS OF THE DYNAMIC DUO one reason why George Perez decided to leave THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA and concentrate his efforts on THE NEW TEEN TITANS is that DC Comics is very conservative with all the Justice League of America members like Superman or Batman and that they are practically " frozen in amber " at a certain age so that Bruce Wayne is never allowed to age beyond the age of 30 or 30 something. While Dick Grayson on the other hand was allowed to grow older, become a more self - assured partner to Batman and even outgrew his status of just the second part of " Batman and " founding and leading his own team and eventually foregoing the Bat - Family all together to become Nightwing.

This was one problem with books like THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA : the company didn't want the heroes to progress and they also didn't flesh them out very much. If you look at their secret identities they only seem to be there to have something that can lead to problems if the villains find out and they never have any big problems like the Marvel Comics characters later had. Superman may have had problems because he left his workplace to do some Superman stuff but it was never like he was going to get fired over it. And Bruce Wayne was super rich so he never had to worry about where his next meal came from or where to sleep.

Also as far as superheroing goes they all were very good at using their super powers and the conflicts came rather from how to work together to beat the villain than from them arguing about how to do things. And if things got complicated you could always count on Superman or another senior member like J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter to lay down the law and decide how they should proceed. This was way before Batman became the smartest guy on the planet and more involved in the JLA.

But all of that was about to change in the aftermath of the CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS twelve issue maxi series by Marv Wolfman and George Perez that undid the entire DC Comics continuity up until that point and gave the DC universe a fresh start. Well, almost the entire DC universe as not all books aligned as well as they were supposed to. The Justice League has gone through many iterations throughout the decades in an attempt to change with the times - with varying degrees of success - and just before the Crisis the League had disbanded and Aquaman left their base in the Justice League satellite ( if I recall right it had exploded by that point ) to form a new League with some new and young members.

In Detroit of all places. Not that I have anything against Detroit it's just not the glamourous place one imagines the Justice League would pick for a fresh start. Anyway, by the time of the Crisis this team was already in shambles with most new members either dead or severely traumatized so it was time for a new beginning and like THE SUICIDE SQUAD the new team was introduced in the LEGENDS mini series with art by John Byrne .

At that time John Byrne was doing double duty on ACTION COMICS and SUPERMAN and while both Superman and Wonder Woman worked with the new Justice League of America to defeat the bad guys in LEGENDS Superman didn't join the team while Wonder Woman appeared in the first issues of JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE and then left, never to be seen again on the roster until much later. The thing is the higher ups at DC Comics didn't want their big guns like Superman, Wonder Woman or Hal Jordan to be in another book besides their own to prevent continuity problems. The only concession they made was that Batman was allowed to be on the team - since he is always in a dozen different books anyway - and Wally West would be in JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE as the new Flash .

So the new team didn't get big Justice League members like Superman, Green Lantern Hal Jordan, Green Arrow, Flash, Aquaman or Hawkman.

Instead they had Batman, J'onn J'onzz, third stringers like Black Canary, Captain Marvel ( the original Fawcett Comics character ), Green Lantern Guy Gardner, Blue Beetle and Mister Miracle plus later new members like a very reluctant female asian version of Doctor Light and Booster Gold.

Faced with the dilemma of having to content without the popular Justice Leaguers the writers decided to buck the trend of grim and gritty comics that was going on at the moment and instead ask themselves what would really happen if all the best and most powerful members of the Justice League just left and much like Captain America's cooky quartet the fort was left to the minor leaguers who now had to fend for themselves and fill some very big shoes. In a time when everybody was trying to make comicbooks ultrarealistic and grim they also tried to make it real but more in the way of exploring how unreal it would feel for these heroes to be suddenly thrust into this kind of responsibility without having great power. There is already an inherent comedic element in that situation and the cherry on top was the superb art by Kevin Maguire who could show what a character was thinking even when they didn't say anything.

Okay, I guess that's enough of an introduction for newer comic readers and I hope my ramblings were halfway coherent and entertaining for more experienced comicbook afficionados. What I want to say in short is this Justice League went in a completely new direction that had more than a few surprises up its sleeve and there was nothing like it before nor will there be nothing like it again. There were some mini series after it like FORMERLY KNOW AS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE or I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT THE JUSTICE LEAGUE but all in all this series was one of its kind.

One last thing, regular blog visitors might be suspicious because so far I haven't mentioned Power Girl which I always do when I am talking about JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE and it's not like I am not tempted to. Especially since I came across some very impressive artwork of her even if it might be what you call more " adult oriented " and may get this post a NOT SAFE FOR WORK restriction if I use any other picture than the one below.

But the thing is that I already included all the usual Power Girl stuff in last year's Bart Sears birthday post so I am good. That's not saying that she might not appear in the bonus section. Let's get to the good stuff.

bwa ha ha ha

justice stuff

justice links

justice videos

murphys law

giffen

power girl nora

omnibus

legends

breast music reactions

lex luthor

buffed league

back up

submarine

tv movie

indianer jonas

pam would have been a great power girl

It's been a while since I included some Baywatch episodes in my posts because it takes a lot of time to stay up to date and I thought about letting it slide until go go dancer Carmen Electra starts on the show but I decided to make an exception for this post. By the way, is it just me or is the quality of the single episode videos lower than in the videos with multiple episodes ? Anyway, in this video we have four episodes instead of the usual three and we are starting strong with Someone To Baywatch Over You which guest - stars none other than Lorenzo Lama's sexy ex - wife natural born 38C - 24 - 36 striptease super star Kathleen Kinmont .

She is hampered by the restrictions of tv censorship but if you want to see Kathleen turn into a total deepthroat addicted nympho slut without sexual inhibitions check out The Corporate Ladder which sports skin flick veteran Meilani Paul, all natural 34C - 23 - 33 Playmate Of The Month February in 1995 Lisa Marie Scott and 40B - 25 - 36 Bond girl Talisa Soto .

Man, talk about a quartet of ultimate born for porn sex goddesses who can pump even the most resilient horsecock dry in a squirt marathon.


I couldn't find any hot sexbombs - apart from the regular - in the second episode K - Gas The Groove Yard Of Solid Gold but we have two in the episode Red Wind which starts with uncredited Julie Strain windsurfing.

As far as her appearances in Andy Sidaris movies are concerned Julie Strain debuted in FIT TO KILL, where she played the evil Blue Steele, then she portrayed bad girl Jewel Panther in ENEMY GOLD and bad girl Black Widow in THE DALLAS CONNECTION. The movie is also known under the title DEADWORKS and features two sexbombs who were in a few of Andy Sidaris´ later movies : Julie Strain and Julie K. Smith a.k.a. Julie & Julie the double rack attack. There are two great scenes ( among others ) in DALLAS CONNECTION : in the first one Julie Strain is tying a guy to a chair and stripping to make him ultrahorny - before killing the poor guy.


And because she wanted a recurring role in DAY OF THE WARRIOR and RETURN TO SAVAGE BEACH Julie became federal agent Willow Black.

And for those that moan about me bringing up Julie Strain in a comic blog and think it is only because of her connection to Andy Sidaris movies I want to mention that the 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 not only starred in over 100 movies, she was also married to Kevin Eastman who created the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES with Peter Laird and was Editor in Chief of HEAVY METAL. Plus she was the inspiration for the main character in the 2000 animated HEAVY METAL movie sequel F.A.K.K. 2.

As regular blog visitors know I am a huge fan of the late Andy Sidaris. He was THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHO IS WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 42D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain, Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or also Dona Speir to name just a few.


So the newer blog visitors might want to check out this spin - off post from 2019 with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol as the 40C Busenwunder emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. While many Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique " Men Milker " Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Coming back to Baywatch, featured more prominently in Red Wind is brunette 40D - 24 - 35 brabuster Bobbie Phillips as the girl whose life Mitch saved and you may not recognize Bobbie by her name but erotic movie buffs may have seen her in the buff ( pun intended ) in such skin flick classics like Body Of Influence or Animal Instincts II - both starring 90s erotic sexsation Shannon Whirry who is famous for having real sex with her male co - stars in front of the camera like in her movie Ringer .


Well, that and for her weekend long ( and we are talking about one of these long weekends that start on Thursday and last till Wednesday ) casting couch audition for her debut role in Out For Justice where horny Steven Seagal made her go through all the positions. For which I really cannot blame him with an ultimate men milking machine like Shannon.


Coming back to Bobbie Phillips besides the obligatory episode of Red Shoe Diaries and a small part in Showgirls with complete 38C - 22 - 35 sex freak Elizabeth Berkley you might have also caught her on such tv shows like Parker Lewis Can't Loose, Married With Children, Matlock, Silk Stalkings, Dark Justice, The X - Files, Stargate SG - 1, Seven Days, The Cape and The Crow : Stairway To Heaven. Bobbie also appeared in the 1993 sci fi action flick TC 2000 starring Billy Blanks, Bolo Yeung and Jalal Merhi ( you may know the last two from the Tiger Claws trilogy with 40C - 25 - 37 martial arts real life Power Girl Cynthia Rothrock ) and since Bobbie is a trained martial artist she performed most of her stunts and fights herself. The last episode in this video is called I Spike.

power girls

canary

Staying with real life Power Girls, initially I didn´t want to make an a GIF for Chanel Renee Jansen because it takes so much time but the way she unapologetic shoves her big melons in your face left me no other choice.

Daimn, her dress doesn´t leave much to the imagination to begin with but Chanel makes sure we get a good eyeful and her giant - sized double airbags almost fall out. These puppies were made to pump boners dry !

s club seven

mighty

orbots

alf

anime grindhouse

helden

unmade movie

and god created woman from 1988 with Rebecca De Mornay same title as the 1956 french film with Brigitte Bardot - which all of my spanish speaking followers can check out in the spanish part of this bonus section - also by the same director Roger Vadim who also directed Barbarella with Jane Fonda and Into the Night with Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Pfeiffer

sharknado

sandorf

german power girl cindy breuer

francine jordi

morrison

arancha morales

oooops

bardot

brigitte

nabu

travel

jennifer lopez

Who also has been criminally underrepresented on this blog is ASSential latin booty queen Jennifer Lopez who lately has gained a lot of cult siren bonus points due to her bonerinducing leg split pole dance in Hustlers.

Cardi B also put her stripper skills to good use co - starring with Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers which also helps her get more recognition for strippers since she wants everybody to know that strippers have nothing to be ashamed of. Cardi B makes no apologies for who she is and she wants other women to do the same no matter what the world thinks of them.


I wanted to write that Jlo is in terrific shape for a woman of her age but it seem that like french real live Power Girl Marlene Mourreau she seems to get better with age. Especially where Jen's bubblebutt is concerned.

Daimn, this does not look like the ASS of a 50 year old woman ! And to think that P. Diddy used her as his blow up sex doll when her body was at its physical peak. No wonder he tried to dicktame her in the worst way.


But I don´t know if she has the best butt in the showbusiness. Longtime followers know that my number one sex fantasy of all times is Janet " All Night - Don´t Stop " Action Jackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute - ( who has three solo posts on the blog plus three entries in my Justice League cast ) better known as the best body in showbiz, and I stand by that title. I just don´t know who´s got the bASSt ass - Janet Jackson or Jennifer Lopez. Not that Janet doesn´t have a grade A behind in regards to form, size, flexibility or sexual endurance.

But she doesn´t showcase it very often and the instances where you can get a good eyeful of her perfectly sculpted juicy chocolate buttcheeks are rare like her almost wardrobe malfunction on Jay Leno´s The Tonight Show where her jeans slid down and accidently revealed her butt crack.


Jennifer Lopez on the other hand has no problems putting a spotlight on her best ASSet be it in films or music videos like the aptly named Booty.


Confession time : I never found Kim Basinger´s ( or like she is known in Germany Kim Blasinger ) striptease in that movie very erotic. A lot of her roles are hit and miss where sheer sexiness is concerned. Her hot scene in My Stepmother Is An Alien for example is more erotic in my opinion.

 
But I would watch an entire music video of Jlo doing the striptease from that akin to her I´m Glad music video which is an homage to Flashdance.

another flashdance homage

the original

jennifer lopez homage

the original

Daimn, Jennifer Lopez ass really doesn´t quit ! It´s no wonder she´s a doggy style addicted sex nympho who just loves to break in young studs.

To relax she orders pizza from a company that employs a lot of well hung delivery guys and she always greets them wearing nothing but a towel.


And then she uses the old " Oh, I dropped the money, wait a moment while I pick it up. " schtick where she bends all the way over until the tiny towel falls down and reveals her naked clit. Which always gets a raise out of them after which Jennifer grabs them by their erection, rips off their clothes, handcuffs them to the bed and ruins them for all girls.


Just ask Ryan Guzman whom Jennifer pumped like a breeding stallion while filming The Boy Next Door. As one of the producers Jlo had a say in the casting and while she has stated in various interviews that the main reason why she cast Ryan was representing more fellow latinos in lead roles inside sources revealed that Jlo decided to give him the role after she caught him under the shower, trying to control his huge erection.


For his audition Jennifer had insisted on rehearsing a sex scene during which she massaged his swollen manhood until he almost squirted all over her. When Ryan left the set Jlo went after him to see if he was all right but once she got a good eyeful of his extra large horsecock she got naked and joined him in the shower where she continued to massage his boner with her buttcheeks until he was hard enough to cut a diamond.


She then deepthroated his pulsating rod until it had doubled in size at which point Jlo jumped on his throbbing pole with her legs spread in her patented Hustlers poledance position, sliding up and down his giantsized man thing, making him squirt for hours until he was completely drained.


After this wet sex marathon Jennifer decided to go method acting for the movie which meant that she not only banged Ryan´s brains out six ways to Sunday for real during the sex scenes ( which she kept adding to the script ) she also had secret meetings with Ryan after the shooting had finished for the day in a nearby five star hotel with a completely sound proof bedroom so nobody could hear Ryan scream at the top of his lungs while Jennifer handcuffed him to the bed and dicktamed him 24/7.


Ryan for his part never complained about these special midnight olympic sessions because on one hand he didn´t want to upset his sexy boss - as Jennifer Lopez was both a producer and the director of the movie - and on the other hand who wouldn´t love to be rigorously dicktamed by Jlo ?


Most men would give their right arm for this kind of treatment and he got it as a bonus. The only downside was that the fuck marathons turned him into a sex freak but thankfully one of Ryan´s next projects was the movie Beyond Paradise where he sexually assaulted his female co - star Daphne Zuniga on a daily basis until she became his blow up sex doll.


Yesterday I was looking for more GIFs of Jlo on a whim when I came upon another GIF that piqued my curiosity. And after a bit of research I found out that it´s from her music video Medicine - which apparently came out before Hustlers so you know how far out of touch I am with things - and it´s one of those " blink and you miss it "  moments because in the video you almost can´t see her flashing her panties which only barely cover it.


Well, actually there are two of those moments but because in the other one she is wearing no underwear and you can see her unmentionables for a split - second I didn´t include the GIF. While I may bend the limit as to what I post I still try to keep it somewhat SAFE FOR WORK for readers.

behind the scenes

new videos

concert

friends

justice banner

justice quote of the day