Sunday, January 24, 2016

Cult sirens from my youth : exotic Haji

This post has been long overdue but with all the everyday stuff I never got around to do the follow up to my post on cukt siren Tura Satana ( which I just gave the big overhaul ) and since Today would have been her 70th birthday here is my remembrance of the great Russ Meyer star Haji.


Now when I say "my remembrance " I have to mention that I did have a bit of help on writing this post especially in the biographic part since I´m not that well versed in all the facts of Haji´s personal life. So I had to look up a few sources and as usual I will put them in the link section.

With her wicked oriental eyes and over the top french accent, the well - endowed exotic dancer ( in every sense of the term ) simply known as Haji was the spunkiest and most exotic of famed sexploitation director Russ Meyer’s stars. Sexy and dangerous, Haji was a reoccurring favorite in five of his features, as well as in grindhouse cinema throughout the late sixties and early seventies, and despite disappearing from public life by the early 80s she managed to maintain and cultivate a cult following throughout her life. She also claimed to have once been engaged to Frank Gorshin, who played The Riddler in the 1960s’ tv series of Batman.


Born Barbarella Catton in Quebec in 1946, she was, she said, the " love child " of a philandering Filipino father, who was married, and a mother of English and Irish ancestry. Nicknamed Haji by her uncle, the painter William Downes, she had no hang - ups about sex or nudity. " I was taught that the body is like a goddess. Nudity is beautiful, " said the actress, who made the most of her other - worldly appearance. " I think I was sent here from another galaxy as an experiment, to observe you earthlings. " After growing up in Washington and New York, she became a single mother at 15 and moved to California to bring up her daughter, Cerlette.

Like Meyer's subsequent leading ladies, Erica Gavin and Kitten Natividad, Haji was discovered by the " King of the Nudies " while working as a dancer. She had started dancing when she was 14, and quickly moved to California to ply her trade in strip clubs, keeping quiet about her age. Her speciality dance was to The Girl From Ipanema. From 1962, she had a residency at The Losers, a Los Angeles strip club that gained its name from a changing billboard outside, identifying an unpopular name in the news; “ losers of the week ” included Richard Nixon and Fidel Castro.


Haji likened it to “ a Las Vegas revue show ”, and she was second in importance among the club’s dancers, the first place belonging to the even more imposing Tura Satana. Their relationship repeated itself in Faster, Pussycat; at one point the third Pussycat claims the pair “ make the Mafia look like Brownies ”.  Haji had no acting experience and didn't mind the basic conditions and non - existent budgets on her first three Meyer movies. " We would sleep in tents, we used outhouses, " she recalled. " I'd always have to watch for snakes and scorpions. We showered under a barrel of freezing water and we watched our own outfits every night by hand. I thought everyone did films this way. Then I went to 20th Century Fox to do Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls and they did your hair and make - up, they feed you, they dress you. But I'm glad I learned from the Russ Meyer school. He taught me how to be a soldier ."


In Motor Psycho, her 1965 acting debut, she was the wonderfully named Ruby Bonner, a widow hellbent on avenging the murder of her husband.

One of Russ Meyer’s most underrated films, Motor Psycho is the gritty tale of a country veterinarian who seeks revenge on a trio of bikers who rape his voluptuous wife, leaving her in a catatonic state. During his hunt he meets Ruby, a feisty Cajun woman, whose boorish traveling companion was murdered by the same bikers, and she joins forces with the vet to find vengeance in a climatic stand off in the Nevada desert.


While overshadowed by Meyer’s more colourful films, Motor Psycho is a fast paced thriller, and possibly one of Meyer’s best films. In her debut Haji became the standout player in picture, and it can be argued that Ruby was her richest part, and Haji gave her most dynamic performance. While Meyer’s female characters were often more powerful than the male characters throughout all of his films, Ruby was the first of Russ Meyer’s woman to be truly considered dangerous. She spat, she slapped and she cursed, but there was no doubt that this french she - wolf was all woman.


Haji made a big impression on Meyer during the making of Motor Psycho, and would end up not only being one of Meyer’s most frequently used actresses, but also worked in makeup, casting and costuming for many of his productions. The actor Charles Napier remembered her as “ a little distracting - she used to do make - up with only sneakers on ”.

Possibly the reason that Motor Psycho has been tragically over looked was that the same year Meyer filmed and released his masterpiece Faster, Pussycat ! … Kill ! … Kill ! This time Haji was joined by Tura Satana and Lori Williams ( who both only made the one Meyer film ) as a trio of murderous hot rodding kick - ass go - go dancers wreaking havoc.


A symphony of sex and violence, Haji played Rosie, the right hand to the vicious leader of the gang, Varla. An edgier version of her previous character, Rosie was sharp tonged and quick with a switch blade, and Meyer worked lesbian undertones into Haji’s character, who was in love with her leather clad boss. Highlights included Haji’s catfight with Lori Williams, and her angst over Varla’s seduction of a autistic muscle man.


One of the most beautifully shot sexploitation films ever made, Russ Meyer made good use of his gorgeous cast and the desert landscape, proving that exploitation could be art. Although the film would be a lost gem at the time of its release, Faster Pussycat ! … Kill ! … Kill ! would be rediscovered in the 90’s and become one of the most beloved grindhouse films of all time, turning Haji into an immortal icon of the genre.


" You just didn't see women taking over and beating up men in those days, " Haji told fansite Ultravixens. " Russ did something no one else had the imagination to do. And he was smart to use three bodied up women, so whether the picture's good or not, you will sort of stare at it. "


Indeed, Faster, Pussycat has become a touchstone of popular culture, acclaimed by film - makers like John Waters and Quentin Tarantino, referenced in rock and pop by the Cramps, the Spice Girls and the Killers, and even hailed by some as a feminist tract.The movie also enjoys a big lesbian following. However, Haji admitted Meyer had kept her in the dark about the exact nature of her character Rosie's relationship with Varla.


" I didn't even know I was supposed to be a lesbian in the picture ! " she said. " I never saw any indication in the script and I never played it like Tura and I were in love ! When we came to that scene when I was crying because Tura was making out with that man, I didn't understand why I should be crying. As an actress, I just do as I'm directed. Russ should have told me that in the beginning, I might have played things a little differently. I thought she was just this tough chick that I didn't argue with, I felt she was more like my big sister. "


Russ Meyer cast her again as Sorceress in Good Morning ... and Goodbye ! ( Confessions of a Sexy Supervixen in the UK ) in 1967, and Haji made a “ blink and you’ll miss it ” cameo ( she played the model in Phyllis Davis’ studio who cages the photographer ) in Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, the satirical, cautionary tale of a female rock group in Hollywood, his 1970 major studio debut co - written by the film critic Roger Ebert.


Haji also discovered the buxom Shari Eubank in a Los Angeles night spot and in 1975 wound up alongside her playing SuperHaji, the waitress who wears little else but a smile and a few strategically placed stones, in SuperVixens, another of Meyer's most memorable movies. 


Her accent, and affinity with nature, led to a misunderstanding during the making of Good Morning ... and Goodbye in which she played The Sorceress, clad in the type of cavegirl bikini Raquel Welch had recently popularised. Asking what she had in what appeared to be a box of cookies, the assistant director George Costello misheard her reply as a “ snack ”, and put his hand inside - only to find a live snake. Terrified, Costello hurled it away, and in Haji’s words : “ The snake landed on the benches and was slithering on the seats. Everybody cleared out. ”

Haji continued to make appearances in other b - films throughout the 70’s, but because she was not one for the casting couch  she never found the same success as she did with Russ Meyer. Her career didn't progress beyond the schlock and sexploitation of Robert F. Slatzer’s forgettable monster film Bigfoot, featuring John Carradine, in the role of an Indian woman; she can be briefly seen in the 1975 sexploitation film Wham ! Bam ! Thank You Spaceman ! and in possibly her most degrading film, she played a harem girl in 1976’s Ilsa : Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks, the second of the tasteless but legendary Ilsa films starring Dyanne Thorne.


The same year she made a brief appearance in John Cassavetes’ notable film The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, which would be the best of her films from the era, but Haji slipped back into the sleazy side of cinema a year later for the porn movie The Amorous Adventures of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza. In 1981 Haji appeared in something called Demonoid : Messenger of Death, which would prove to be her final film for the next twenty years. In 2001 she teamed up with Meyer alumni Natividad and Raven De La Croix in the straight to video The Double - D Avenger.


She ran her fan club, made appearances at b - movie conventions and burlesque events and also enjoyed looking after her granddaughter and rescuing greyhounds. She never married. " Men always seem to want to put you in cage. Or change you, " she said. Tempus Fugit.

To make this post I had to look up a lot of information and the Haji orbituary at INDEPENDENT filled up a lot of the gaps. Also helpful was Sam Tweedle´s a tribute to Haji on CONFESSIONS OF A POP CULTURE ADDICT which has a lot of other interesting posts like The Deadliest Pussycat of Them All : A Conversation with Tura Satana and A Tribute to Tura Satana.


Chris Poggiali on SHOCK CINEMA has an interview with Haji , of course there is an entry about Tura Satana on the CULT SIRENS website and for more about Russ Meyer´s cult movies David Kalat at MOVIE MORLOCKS has a post on Faster Pussycat called Tura Satana vs The World and Alfred Aker covers Supervixens and Beneath The Valley Of The Ultravixens .


I don´t think Russ Meyer´s movies are in the public domain but you can find most of them on YouTube. A lot of them have nudity which makes them NSFW so I´ll post Motor Psycho for those who still haven´t seen it.



Here´s a nice tribute video with other women from Russ Meyer movies.



Speaking about Russ Meyer movies Schlager singer Antonia aus Tirol ( real name Sandra Stumptner ) surely has the necessary qualities to have starred in one of them even if I could not confirm her exact cupsize.


What I DO know is that she has a lot of adult male fans in Germany who are not into Schlager music but she does have two convincing DD arguments !



I can however say that russian singer, snow dancer and designer Anna Semenovich clocks in at a whopping 43E ! Not only would she be right at home in a Russ Meyer movie, she´s a perfect candidate for my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series as her music video I saw you dancing confirms.


Man, I wouldn´t mind bumping into her titanic twin torpedoes in a dark alley. Or get stuck in an elevator with her while delivering a year´s worth of condoms - she accidentally lost all her clothes, I took a viagra overdose.



From singers to actresses : german actress, b - promi and porn star Annina Ucatis rounds up our trio of voluptuous babes who could have been in a Russ Meyer movie if not for the curse of being born too late.



Another hot sexbomb who celebrates her birthday Today is Tatyana Ali who turns 37. She is best known for playing Ashley Banks on the hit tv show THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR which launched her singing career.


Did she have a booming hardbody like a teenage Janet Jackson or what ?


Man, with that terrific body and a voice to match Tatyana Ali´s the total package - and I´m not talking about Lex Luger. You work that body girl !

She really bOObed all out in later movie appearances like The Clown at Midnight or Fall Into Darkness which I have bought but still haven´t seen.


There are a few short clips with her from various talk show on YouTube but I picked her performance of Wait For It from the Arsenio Hall Show.



Speaking about nubian sexbombs and the Arsenio Hall Show, you might remember the sexsational Kenya Moore whom I mentioned in this post.


She also has an anniversary Today - it is her 45th - and when I made the post I didn´t have a good clip of her on the show but now I found one.



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Marvel Visionaries : John Romita, the Daddy

Since Today is the 86th birthday of John Romita I wanted to continue my posts about the oversized MARVEL VISIONARY hardcovers from the 2000s.


Like I said in previous installments one of the reasons why I want to write about these books is that the prices for comics have seriously gone up in the last years especially any series that is connected - or people believe is connected - to movies. Especially with Disney making the jump to 4.99 for their books pretty soon this topic is more important than ever.

Because if you are a fan of John Romita´s AMAZING SPIDER - MAN issues there is an omnibus, several MASTER MASTERWORKS and ESSENTIALS out as well as two ARTIST`S EDITIONs for those who prefer black and white.


But except for the ESSENTIALS those books will cost you an arm and a leg and the ESSENTIALS are not in color. There are very few trades out there from this stuff and the ones that exist collect issues from all over the series. And with Disney doing the omnibus books the only chance for a paperback will be the Epic Collections which are not exactly cheap.

Okay, the MARVEL VISIONARIES : JOHN ROMITA SR book is not really a cheap book with its cover price of 29.99 dollars but for that you get an oversized hardcover with 336 glossy pages which is almost three times the page count of what you get in a regular 24.99 hardcover from Disney nowadays. What´s more, because there is no buzz about these books you can get them at a good price. I got my copy from the new and used books section at amazon for 14 bucks and I just checked : right now you can get it for 10 EUR and that includes shipping and handling. So this is doable. 


Now the color restoration is not as good as in the MARVEL MASTERWORKS and the printing on some of the issues in the MARVEL VISIONARIES books is not so good but all the issues in this book are good or even terrific.

Speaking about the issues, like with the previous books the selection in this book can be odd at first glance but you have to keep in mind that the makers of the book tried to strike a balance between what has already been reprinted in other books, what are important issues and what are absolutely indispensable issues. Like in the MARVEL VISIONARIES : CHRIS CLAREMONT book they had to include The Death of Jean Grey because not only is it the best X - Men story ever written it is one of THE best comic book stories period. And you can´t do a book that is supposed to be a retrospective of Chris Claremont´s work without including this. So in the same way the John Romita Sr book collects some indispensable comics, some important issues he has worked on and some other oddities. And speaking about oddities we start the book with some of John Romita´s pre - Marvel work with the stories It ! from STRANGE TALES 4 and Flying Saucer ! from MENACE 6, followed by two Captain America stories from YOUNG MEN 24 and 25, I, The Robot ! from MENACE 11 - with the killer robot M11 who ended up in AGENTS OF ATLAS - and WESTERN KID 12.


Next we enter the Marvel age with a Hulk story from TALES TO ASTONISH 77 and a Captain America story from TALES OF SUSPENSE 77. The art in these stories is already much different than in the preceding issues and you can already see much of his style in issues 16 and 17 of DAREDEVIL, the first time he drew Spider - Man. This story was a test run for Stan Lee who wanted to see how John Romita Sr handled the character.

In the issues there is the usual Marvel misunderstanding where the heroes end up fighting each other during which Daredevil gives Spider - Man the slip. Which is not such a great idea because Spider - Man follows him to the law offices of Nelson & Murdock where he uncovers Daredevil´s secret identity : Foggy Nelson ! What ? Come on, his spider sense tells him that Daredevil is there and it can´t possibly be the girl or the blind man, duh. 


Today John Romita is the artist most comic fans from my generation associate with Spider - Man ( with Today´s generation it´s probably somebody like Humberto Ramos, Ryan Stegman or Giuseppe Camuncoli ) but when he started on the book he was hoping it would not work out.

He didn´t believe somebody would leave a title that was as successful as AMAZING SPIDER - MAN so he still tried to draw in Steve Ditko´s style in issues 39 and 40, the first Spider - Man issues here which are classic stories. Besides being the regular artist for the title John Romita also did most of the covers for this period of which many have become iconic covers in pop culture that have been homaged over and over again.


If you have read any of the posts on this blog about My Spider - Man you know that while I also had read all of Steve Ditko´s Spider - Man the one I really loved was John Romita´s version. His Spider - Man was heroic and imposing, not as creepy and weird as Ditko´s version and his women - oh my god - it made you want to get into the comic books to ask them out.


Anyway, that was MY Spider - Man with Mary Jane as a go go dancer, the Kingpin as a major Spider - Man villain, the Prowler ( who was designed by John Romita Jr ) but most of all the maggia villains like Hammerhead, Silverman and Manmountain Marko ( his german name Menschenberg always sounded too much like Meatball to me ). One of my favorite stories from that period is The Stone Tablet Saga from issues 68 to 75.


I don´t remember everything from those issues but the gist of it is that the Kingpin and Silvio " Silvermane " Manfredi - who was first introduced in these issues - are after a mysterious stone tablet that is on display in Peter Parker´s high school. During a student riot which introduces Robbie Robertson´s son Randy the stone tablet is stolen by the Kingpin´s goons which is just the start of endless turns in which Spider - Man has to battle one villain after another because of another misunderstanding with the press or to get the stone tablet back. In the finale Silvermane finally gets hold of the stone tablet and kidnaps Doctor Curt Connors to decipher it.


As it turns out the stone tablet holds the secret formula of eternal youth and Doctor Connors is forced to make a serum for Silvermane who is restored to his former youth and then goes off to settle some scores.


This leads to an epic free - for - all brawl between Spider - Man, the Lizard, Man Mountain Marko, Silvermane and dozen of his goons during which Silvermane keeps getting younger until there´s nothing left of him.


It´s one of the stories that shows what´s so great about the Spider - Man series with the return of the Kingpin as a force to be reckoned with, the introduction of new characters, more gangsters and hoodlums than you can shake a stock at, the Kingpin " outing " Spider - Man as his partner in crime, Spider - Man threatening John Jonah Jameson who gets a heart attack because of this, Quicksilver trying to arrest Spider - Man to prove his worth to the Avengers and all kind of melodrama. On top of that you have political problems with the student riots, something that was not that common in comics at that time and the father son conflict between Robbie and his son Randy ( I bet Randy Robertson was Robbie´s nickname during his college years ) which is not only a generational conflict but Randy also calls his father an Uncle Tom because he works for Whitey.


Anyway, because the sheer volume of this story would have totalled this book which is supposed to be about John Romita´s work none of the issues have been included here. I would have liked to re - read the story but I can support Marvel´s decision not to include some stories out of context. Instead they chose to go with single issues and two issue arcs.

Like AMAZING SPIDER - MAN 39 and 40 which had the final confrontation between Spider - Man and the Green Goblin. Well, at that time it was the final confrontation but later on they brought him back a few times even from the dead. In the story not only does the Green Goblin kidnap Spider - Man and discover his secret identity the readers also for the first time saw the face beneath the Goblin Mask which was none other than Norman Osborn, the father of Peter Parker´s classmate Norman Osborn. This was eleven years before the first STAR WARS movie came out so the whole " I´m your friend´s father, Peter " thing was a real shocker for the readers. 


Next up is issue 42, not so much for the main story but because of the famous last page that introduced the character of Mary Jane Watson.


Speaking about famous pages, the next AMAZING SPIDER - MAN issue in this collection is number 50, Spider - Man No More ! which not only has one of the most iconic covers ever. The splash page with Peter Parker´s costume in the trashcan is one of the best known pages in Spider - Man lore. I have already done a DEJA VUE post on it but there is enough material for a second one ( you can see some new versions here ).


After this we get issues 105 and 106 of FANTASTIC FOUR as these are the only two issues of the title John Romita has drawn. I already had those issues as part of the MASTER MASTERWORK which collects The Overmind Saga so I would have been content if they had just skipped this but I understand that they want to include issues from different series.


John Romita also did issues 138 to 141 on CAPTAIN AMERICA when the book changed it´s title to CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE FALCON and this collection includes issue 138. Besides these he did a number of issues and covers for the title between issues 77 and 207 but here he was one again playing the role of fireman coming directly after a run by Gene Colan.


I guess they picked this issue for two reasons : firstly it has the Falcon in it and second Spider - Man guest stars as we return from John Romita´s ventures into other titles back to SPIDER - MAN. If you have read some issues from that time you know how hard Sam Wilson struggled with being the token black guy on the Avengers and standing in the shadow of Captain America which made his recent decision to take up the mantle of Captain America ( which was just nixed by Disney ) all the more illogical. 


With AMAZING SPIDER - MAN 108 and 109 we get another two part story that deals with Flash Thompson´s time in Viet Nam ( as it was called back then ) which was probably included because unlike most comics from that time it didn´t just portray the vietnamese people as the enemy. The story is too complicated to include here ( and I plan to post the story in a separate post ) but while he was a soldier Flash´s life was saved by a holy man and his daughter who died in a following bomb shelling. To bring the holy man back to life the president of the Spidey fanclub is going to be sacrificed and Spider - Man teams up with Doctor Strange to save him.


Next up is a black and white interlude : 5 pages from VAMPIRE TALES 2, the first appearance of Satana, created by Roy Thomas and John Romita.


The book ends with two Spider - Man stories, I Remember Gwen from the super - sized 30th anniversary issue AMAZING SPIDER - MAN 365 and the UNTOLD TALES OF SPIDER - MAN Flashback issue in which Peter´s parents team up with Wolverine. Don´t be fooled by comic shop owners that this is a tie - in issue with the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. just because of the cover. Nevertheless this was one of the two good Spiderseries at a time when the Spiderfranchise was mostly crap ( Spider - Girl was the other one ) and John Romita´s art in this issue was just the icing on the cake. 


The usual extras include 18 pages of sketches, variant covers, color pieces and the original proposal for the Spider - Man newspaper strip so I would say that all things combined we have a really strong book for any John Romita fan or people planning to become one. Even though a lot of my personal favorites are not included here it´s nevertheless a strong selection and well worth the money for such a beautiful bound hardcover. There are a lot of things worse than this you could spend ten bucks on.


Man, it really took forever making this John Romita birthday post so it´s a good thing I already did most of the post on Russ Meyer actress Haji, who would have celebrated her 70th birthday on this very day, Yesterday. 


Nevertheless I don´t think I can finish it Today so it will probably go online in a few days. And speaking about finishing posts, before the video section there are the usual links I have to mention and I want to start with Duy Tano at THE COMICS CUBE who has John Romita in the top spot of his Top Five Most Importnat Spider - Man Artists of all Time list .


Alex Hodgson on MOVIEPILOT also has John Romita as one of 6 of the Best Spider - Man Artists ( a post without ranking ) and 2DGALLERIES has a John Romita page where you can see original comic book pages by him.

Going on Brian Cronin on COMIC BOOK RESOURCES lists the 75 Greatest Moments in Marvel History which includes the reveal of Norman Osborn as the Green Goblin in Amazing Spider - Man 39 and one about the Top Five Awkward Aunt May Moments that include Gwen Stacy giving her a scolding for always pampering Peter from Amazing Spider - Man 109.

Speaking of countdowns Jim Shelley at FLASHBACK UNIVERSE includes M - 11 in the 25 Greatest Robots in Comics. Tom Spurgeon makes some interesting observations on the first 150 issues of Amazing Spider - Man on THE COMICS REPORTER and Mark Ginocchio on CHASING AMAZING has an interesting post on the similarities between John Romita and Frank Miller who both did guest art on stories with Spider - Man and Daredevil before they would went on to leave their distinct mark on their books.


Doing research for a post about John Romita brings you always across some work by his son and this time it´s another post on COMIC BOOK RESOURCES, this time by Greg Burgas about DAREDEVIL 260 . Phil Perich at SOUTHGATE MEDIA GROUP has a great post on Spider - Man and his Amazing Marriage and last but not least if you want to brush up on your John Romita comics the good guys at SUPER MEGA MONKEY`S MARVEL COMICS CHRONOLOGY have posts on Amazing Spider - Man 105 to 109 , Captain America 135 to 138 and Fantastic Four 105 to 116 . Thanks !

Since this post is dedicated to him I want to start the video section with John Romita Sr talking about his work on the Daredevil comic book.



I have posted the videos from this documentary series a few times but as they keep disappearing here is once again Superheroes from PBS.



Among the people who would have celebrated their birthday Today is comedian Jim Belushi who really left us too soon with only 33 years.



I also want to pay tribute to Ernest Borgnine who would have celebrated his 99th birthday Today. He has played many roles like Mermaid Man on Spongebob but for me he always was Dominic Santini from Airwolf.



Today´s music video cover two more birthdays with Aaron Neville who turns 75 Today and jools Holland who reaches the age of 58. It would have included three if I somehow had managed to include Neil Diamond who also turns 75 but you can´t have everything. Anyway, here they are.



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