Monday, September 07, 2020

It´s an asian sensation at Minka Monday !

Today South Korean adult model / exotic dancer / porn star Minka a.k.a. the asian woman with the largest breasts in the world ( 55KK ) turns 50.


And since it has been four years since I wrote her original cult siren entry I thought it´s time for a re - post. But more than a re - post this is actually an updated version since I didn´t write that much about Minka in the initial post. Also since I wrote her spotlight post back in 2016 I have put much more explicit material on the blog so I wanted to incorporate that.


But the deciding factor why I wanted to do this new version of Minka´s post is that I found a lot of material from when she started out and she hadn´t gone all gung ho with blowing up her boobs to giant - sized proportions. I still think that this is the time when she looked her best. 


Minka was born in Seoul and she owes her exotic looks to her french, korean and vietnamese heritage. She became a skilled tennis player in college and came to America in 1993 to compete in the Asian Olympic in Chicago where she won the Gold Medal in women´s double with her partner. Minka took up residence in the US to become a tennis instructor but when she couldn´t pass the license exam because of her poor english skills she became a model which ALL her former tennis partner suggested. 


But Minka wasn´t always the XXXL MILF we all know. Back when she started her career she was a pretty decent average breast size. True, she had some surgery done but nothing as extreme as what came later.


Now don´t get me wrong : I won´t deny that I love big boobs and if somebody wants to have plastic surgery that´s their decision. But sometimes you just can´t help but wonder if it really is necessary.


The mega inflated hasian herself confessed that because of her titanic tits she knows all security officers in her vicinity on a personal basis as they always single her out to be strip searched at the airport, the bus terminal, where ever she is traveling or the mall by all available male personnel. The horny officers usually take turns savagely pounding her before tag teaming her two, three or four at a time turning these into impromptu sex orgies.


I don´t know what it is that lets asian girls get you extra hard - meaning instead of rock hard you´re hard enough to cut diamonds - and I don´t want to say all asian are born prostitutes but Minka got it in spades. She´s a total wildcat in the sack and the bigger they are the harder they squirt.


One of my favorite movies with Minka is where she is a nurse at a clinic that specializes in penis enlargement who constantly test the patients supersized appendages and has to give the chief surgeon the special XXL boob massage treatment to avoid being fired after he catches her giving the latest patient a test drive. So if I could direct an erotic movie with Minka I would make her a nymphomaniac night nurse and all the electronic equipment would be out of commission so she had to test the patients stamina the old fashioned way by giving them a special endurance test.


Of course the equipment would be sabotaged on a regular basis by her horny patients and they would all take lots of viagra so they could last all night long during  Minka´s special " midnight olympics " drainage sessions.


Between her shifts she would be double dildoing Angelique, the lesbian nurse from the night shift - of course. Another possible scenario is that she would be working in a sex clinic that specializes in the treatment of well hung patients who produce too much sperm by milking them dry.


With her giant XXL melons Minka would soon become the oral and breast massage specialist for the extra hard cases and she would have to make them shoot buckets of manjuice every other hour so they do not die.


Then, the rich patients of the area would pay the corrupt doctor, to be diagnosed with this illness so that Minka ( who is there to be cured of her raging nymphomania ) would pump them dry on prescription. Especially elder, terminally ill patients would pay huge sums to get a chance to kick the bucket while being service by a megahot MILF boobstar like Minka.


Or - my favorite - she works as a sex surrogate in a clinic for sex therapy and all the male patients have oversized, giant members and a constant hard on. They would be fixated on asians with huge racks and bikini tan lines and Minka would have to participate in role playing and dress up in uniform so the patients could vent their frustrations with female cops.


And no matter how often they had these sessions, they would always come back ( with no sign of improvement ) and specifically ask for Minka.


Of course the boss of the clinic would be some perverted old guy who would take advantage of Minka and since she doesn´t have the right papers, she would have to let him pound her every night in the shower.


Or else he would sic the immigration on her and her underage daughter ( who already has a pornstar body at the tender age of 15 and would be played by Akira Lane or Miko Lee since Yaya Han probably won´t do nude scenes ). So she has to be his sex slave and obedient blow up sex doll every night to prevent him from sexually assaulting her poor daughter.

 
On the weekends he would take sex drug overdoses so he could ravage her body again and again, turning the time from Friday night till Monday morning into one long sex orgy marathon with a few breaks for resting, drinking alcohol - and taking more of the sex drug. He is doing his own experiments trying to find a better viagra and he´s testing it on Minka.


Then some day a few rapists who escaped from prison would assault the clinic, but the nymphomanic Minka would bang them into submission. One after the other. Think DIE HARD but with lots of sex - kind of DRY HARD.


Anyway, this is my new version of MILF Minka´s cult siren post with less animated GIFs ( I´m going with quality over quantity here ) and more new pictures of Minka in her younger days. As always I couldn´t include all the pictures I wanted into this post ( applying the 23 pictures per post rule that I also use for all of my comicbook related posts ) so there might be a Minka bonus spotlight post popping up in the not too distant future.


Now while I am writing this almost a week after Minka´s actual birthday I am still stuck in the middle of April and it will take me quite a while to catch up. If ever. So I am skipping the celebrity birthdays for this post.



As longtime readers know asian girls are my kryptonite so I am including the choreography of Lil Boi´s Big Talk because it has an asian sex goddess coming in at 3:13 minutes. The best part with this blow up sex doll is at 3:45 minutes where she not only shows that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers but we get an incredible close up of her crotch area. Which is also a good reference for all struggling artists who have problems with that part of the female anatomy. And if that filly doesn´t make you immediately cream your jeans I don´t know what will.



Apropos blazin asians with sick moves, I had a Hyuna video in my very first Minka post so to continue the tradition - and because I haven´t posted a video with her in quite some time - here is one of the few I have left.



Breaking up the whole asian fascination theme of the post here is another long episode of Inside Of You to help you go through these long hours during the quarantine. Since season nine of Smallville has finally arrived from amazon Today we listen to John Schneider who played Superman´s - adoptive - Dad on Smallville ( who did a way better job of raising Clark Kent than Kevin Costner did in Man Of Steel ) but also Bo Duke on The Dukes Of Hazzard. So you have Lex Luthor interviewing Jonathan Kant. 



Speaking of breaking up things, while I like to have a theme in the bonus section I don´t want to have too many videos that are similar and I like to cover different things or genres. So while we return to the sexy asians with Jenny Babas the main reason why I chose to include her is that she also is hilariously funny. And we all need something that makes us smile.



I am not trying to come up with a clever segueway from the previous video and the fact that Jenny Babas is in a similar pose in the preview picture of her video than Momiji is pure coincidence. In any case Jenny has done some hot dancing in her videos before and hope springs eternal.



I like watching these videos not only because it´s helps bide the time but also because you learn a lot about other countries. Especially which kind of foods that are very cheap here are not as affordable somewhere else.



For Today´s movie discussion we turn to the adaption of the Alita - Battle Angel manga. There have been quite a few manga into movie adaptions in the last few years - because basically Hollywood has run out of ideas - and one thing americans always do when adapting foreign movies, books or comicbooks for the american audience is changing everything to american.


I have never understood why that has to be because I think it is more exciting to experience life somewhere else. So when you just change everything to how it is in America you take away a big part of the appeal of the story. Anyway, I have only seen parts of the movie but what I have seen so far was interesting. Of course the SJWs are crying bloody murder because the big eye thing and Alita being turned into basically a sex doll.


Which is a big part of the underlying themes of the manga series : the gender roles people try to force on Alita and her fight to emancipate herself from them and get to define for herself what she wants to be. But hey, why ruin a movie experience by reading the original source material ?



On the other side we have one of the most american tv shows with Rawhide starring Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood during his younger days.



Closing out things for Today - and I can´t believe that I managed to do a done in one even with finding a lot of pictures AFTER I started writing the post - is the anime Dark Cat because I already posted the full animated Alita - Battle Angel movie in a previous post and also because it is more explicit so I didn´t want to include it in my comicbook related posts.



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Wednesday, August 05, 2020

Yaya Han special reader´s request edition

Now I still have to finish three parts of my special homage to Hugh Hefner, plus the three posts I started before that ( and the Steven Seagal MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post ) but never let it be said that I don´t listen to my faithful followers, especially when they are requesting more Yaya Han.


Yep, it seems I am not the only one who is obsessed with Yaya Han and even though I featured her in nine solo posts ( to which you can find the links further down in this post ) and included a plethora of pictures, animated GIFs ( most of which I made myself ) and videos in over 140 ( !!! ) posts people still are clamoring for more of Yaya Han´s asian persuasion.


In this case the request is for more animated GIFs of Yaya Han rocking the Chun Li and Eliza cosplays and while I am more than happy to oblige where the first one is concerned I have to deny the second one. Not because I don´t want to but because I can´t. There really are not a lot of videos with Yaya Han in her Eliza cosplay and I have already exhausted the ones there are to make the animated Yaya GIF you can find further below.


Now what I can - and will - include in this post are a few more Yaya Han Eliza pictures, some of which may have appeared in previous posts but not in my latest birthday spotlight. There is also a GIF of Yaya Han in her Eliza costume that I made and put in a post that I completely forgot.


Now when I made the GIF I was very surprised about the size because you usually can´t make GIFs bigger than 360 pixels but somehow with this GIF the size is 640 pixels. Maybe that responds to the original video size but I could not get the same size with the downloaded frames ( I only did a handfull so I could try it out ) so I posted the GIF I made directly from the video. And since it´s just a small sampling of Yaya Han´s ample jumbo apples here is the link to the video of her as Eliza and as a bonus another link to a video of Yaya Han as Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa video game franchise ( I had to look that part up but apparently the series includes various anime, manga, mobile game and light novel spin - offs ).


As for the animated GIFs of Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume, since I can make much bigger ones now I thought about doing some new ones but that would take a lot of time that I don´t have at the moment. But don´t fear there are still a lot of Yaya Han Chun Li GIFs that I made back in the day but then never got around to post. Or I did post one or two of them but instead of including the rest of them later I just copy pasted the ones I had already included in posts. So I finally get to put them on the blog.


Now the reason why Yaya Han´s Chun Li costume is one of my favorite cosplays is the pantyhose. Or better said one of the reasons. The first two reasons are rather obvious since her sensational porn star boobs are not only supported and framed by a golden bow in such a way that she is practically shoving them in your face. No, they also " twitch " a lot whenever Yaya Han moves in a certain way which she does on purpose again and again in her Chun Li cosplay videos knowing full well that it makes all her horny male fans out there hard enough to cut a diamond. 


The third reason is - as I said - the pantyhose and not only because it looks like Yaya Han is not wearing any underwear in some of the shots.


Which we know she does. It may not look that way but she does. No, thanks to the way in which the costume is cut we get to see a lot of Yaya Han´s anatomy that we normally don´t get to see. In some shots you get to see more of her butt that is usually covered up and in some of the convention videos the front part of her " skirt " is angled in such a way that you can sneak a peek at her private parts. I don´t know if this description makes sense but those who have seen it know what I mean.


And then there are of course the moments when Yaya Han is spreading her legs for a pose better than a fillipino prostitute. Oh Lord ! If there is a heaven it must be between those legs. Daim ! How I envy her fiancee. 


What´s funny or at least ironic is that I was going to include Yaya Han in my homage to Hugh Hefner but then decided against it. I felt it would be cheating because while she was in an issue of PLAYBOY she only gave an interview and did not strut her stuff in a nude pictorial. Which Yaya Han could have clearly pulled off. Come one, she is literally built for that because she gave herself two giant - sized XXL porn implants to get her bonerinducing 40D ( !!! ) - 25 - 34 measurements that made her famous.


I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.


Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.


So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .


I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her ChunLi pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .


For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.


You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .


So this was my first readers request Yaya Han post and if there is interest for this kind of material there are plenty of animated GIFs of Yaya Han in other costumes I haven´t posted yet. Now with the bonus section I have always followed the wedding motto " something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue " and in this video I have actually all of the above. First, since it´s Yaya Han in her Chun Li costume it is blue.


Second, like all videos on YouTube they were uploaded by somebody else so it is only borrowed. Okay, you are probably asking yourself how it can be old and new at the same time ? The thing is the video itself is not new and in fact it is the video from which I made most of the animated GIFs in this post since it has a few instances of Yaya Han´s patented " accidential boob twitch " that she does on purpose. BUT this version is new so it can serve as a backup in case the other video gets ever deleted from YouTube.



I don´t believe in coincidences but Yesterday I was looking for new Yaya Han videos on a whim and came across this one where she reads excerpts from her new book. Well, her first book ever actually. It´s already available on amazon and I ordered it will - hopefully - hold it in my hands on Friday.



It has been a week but it is not too late for Yaya Han to do a video for my birthday and this could also be her next Chun Li cosplay. Ay, oma que rico !



On a more serious note I just wanted to post this video of k - pop band Kara´s performance of Damaged Lady since I often use the Yaya Han posts to include some of the plethora of k - pop videos that I have boomarked.



Faithful followers remember that I posted their live performance of Mister in this tribute post to Mark Texeira as well as the videos of Goo Hara´s Soju commercials and that I mentioned she was my favorite of the girls.


And I  have to say " was " because as usual I did a bit of research and I didn´t want to believe it at first because these things very often are posted in error but Goo Hara died on November the 24 2019. Apparently she had a really ugly separation from her boyfriend who even physically assaulted her and threatened to leak a private sex video. Although the sex video was not leaked once news of it got out Goo was harassed online on what I have now come to call " unsocial media " despite being the victim.


On May the 26th 2019 Goo attempted suicide in her apartment and was immediately taken to the hospital after which she apologized for worrying her fans. Well, it seems that she succeeded on November the 24th and you can read all the details on her wikipedia entry . On a personal level I am sad that in this day and age where SJWs claim to battle all the ills that have befallen our society women are still blackmailed with sex tapes and even worse harassed over sexual issues where the women are the victims.


A lot of readers of my blog say that the content is too sexual and I am always oversexualizing women - especially asian women like Yaya Han for instance - but I have always celebrated women instead of tearing them down. When I am posting pictures, animated GIFs or videos of women it´s not because I am saying things like " Oh, look at that slut, she had sex with her film partner on camera. " but to show their strength and beauty.


Anyway, this little rant has become way longer and way more depressing that planned so let´s not mourn Goo Hara´s death but celebrate her life.



Choosing an adequate comicbook related video for my Yaya Han spotlight posts can be quite difficult and usually I try to include one about mangas. But in this case I´m going with one of my favorite artists since it is too late to use it in this year´s birthday post for Jose Luis Garcia Lopez .



With the lockdown one of the things I try to watch more are the news which include the weather forecast. And I have to say compared to the women who have the job in other countries like Yanet Garcia I have to say Germany isn´t even trying. Sometimes they even have some guy doing it.



Today´s Quarantine Movie Feature is Capricorn One ( in german ), a sci fi flick about a faked Mars landing which I saw first as a strapping teenager.



Who also made a huge impression on a teenage Subzero was Jayne Mansfield who may have been one of the inspirations for Wally Wood to make Power Girl´s boobs bigger in consecutive issues of All Star Squadron.



So far I haven´t mentioned the 40D - 21 - 35 cult siren and Playmate Of The Month of February 1955 but just the other day I found The Hangover from The Alfred Hitchcock Hour with her and Tony Randall reuniting after their collaboration in the movie Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter in 1957.



Closing out the post is episode two of anime classic Cyber City OEDO 080.



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