Tuesday, June 12, 2018

A Comics Titan Tuesday with Jordi Bernet !

My regular readers probably missed my weekend post but I was still busy finishing my comic project after Erlangen and didn´t want to loose the momentum. But I don´t want to leave all my faithful followers in the lurch - especially since I met some in person in Erlangen - so here is a post about one of the great comic masters who celebrates his 74th birthday well, actually on Thursday but since I am doing two posts here is part one.


Some of you probably expected a report from my adventures in Erlangen - and believe me this time we had adventures worthy to be turned into a feature length film or at least a graphic novel - but that would have meant spending all the time on the laptop instead of finishing up my comic book.

Yes, while I did not finish the comic book in time for the International Comic Salon Erlangen 2018 ( at the last day it was a decision between doing the last two pages and sleeping and since my health problems I can´t move if I have not had enough of a resting period - which is similar to the Odinsleep ) I have the comic fever again. After sitting at a desk between all other talented and more or less successful comic creators and drawing for four days I am now more convinced than ever that this is what I am supposed to do. Now mind you, the comic I am about to finish in a few days ( the main 17 page comic story - which was originally just going to be 12 pages - is already done but I still have to figure out some other stuff like the bonus content, the back cover and if I can get some ads in to create some revenues ) is not the greatest comic ever done. But it´s also not the worst. At the moment the most important thing is finishing it and then go on to the next one to get into the process of comic making.

Which in itself was hard enough to do. With no inspiration for a main character, no story and no hook getting started was a herculean task but now that I have started to get back into drawing I am starting to think more in terms of telling the story, making the layout and storytelling. You may ask how I did a comic book without a clear story but since I knew the most important thing was doing something and finishing it for Erlangen I tried to draw what I like or at least always draw - sexy women - get some good drawings, spin a story aroud the drawings and then go from there.


Granted, that´s not the best way to do a comic but the main goal here was having a finished end product for Erlangen. And then going on to the next. And guess what ? While finishing my comic book I had a revelation and an idea how not only put a spin on the original idea - which should have been the story for the comic I did - but also a bigger story behind the plot and something that I could spin out into an entire series. Of course I got this idea too late for Erlangen and too late for the Stuttgart Comic Con at the end of this month but that´s how it is with creative endeavors : you have no influence on when a great idea will hit you.

So my first new comic book in over 16 years will be available at Stuttgart Comic Con 2018 - if we can sort out getting it printed and getting a table and other stuff - and then I can hopefully start with my big comic project.

Boy, after almost dying trying to do a 12 page comic I have a new kind of appreciation for Terry Hooper´s 332 pages marathon RETURN OF THE GODS - TWILIGHT OF THE SUPERHEROES ( which is still available ). Anyway, while I sat around in Erlangen like counterfeit mostly doodling and drawing the women from the Legion of Super - Heroes I did sketches for customers and even after 16 years there still are some people out there who don´t own a copy of POWER FREAKS. So we sold a few copies of that - around ten or a dozen - and hopefully I can peddle my new stuff at the end of this month.


But let´s get back to what this post is about : Jordi Bernet. While I have written about him and the series he worked on JONAH HEX or TORPEDO in various posts I have not done an art spotlight post. One thing you only get as someone who is trying to do comics is what an absolute master he is.


The comic I did is in black and white and trying to get back into doing comics I had a lot of problems dealing with the layout, story telling and inserting blacks. So the last thing you want to do is look at Jordi Bernet´s stuff because it´s like a master class of all this and efficiency to boot.

He manages to bring across ten things at the same times with just a few lines while you are wrecking your brain trying to do just one of them.


There are a lot of panels that only have some black in the background but he knows how to get away with them and also when to do his establishing shots and when he has to do backgrounds they are worked meticulously.


And the women he draws. I always try to make the breasts on my women smaller to no avail and he draws these incredibly sexy women with smaller breasts - seemingly effortlessly and with just a few lines. In fact I almost went nuts going over my issues of CHICCA BANG BANG because not only does it have an abundance of sexy women. There is also only as much on the page as there needs to be - talking about efficient comic book art.


Now as I said at the beginning of this post - which already seems like such a long time ago at this point - I am doing two post in honor of Jordi Bernet and the reason for that is that it was extremely difficult for me to bring all the wonderful pictures I had in my archive - and some new ones I found online - down to a workable number. So in this post there is somewhat riskier art from such series like CLARA DE NOCHE ( and I really managed to find some art from this that is SAFE FOR WORK ) and CHICCA BANG BANG while the next post will have a lot more stuff from the TORPEDO series.


Which was one of the reasons why I decided on doing two posts. If there is so much stuff from TORPEDO I want to post I should do it in a separate post because I don´t want this post to be mostly about TORPEDO. So the next post will have more art from that and his western comics like JONAH HEX, TEX ( anything that ends with - EX ) and other adventure comics.


Now granted, this means that this post - which has the more riskier stuff - will be at the top of the blog until I can do part two. And keeping in mind how infrequently I get to post lately that could be longer than expected.


But on the other side it means that the post that is safer for work will be on the top of the blog in the end so everything will probably work out.

And once again, that´s enough rambling from me - at least in this part of the post - and here are a few more mindblowing pieces by Jordi Bernet.  


Since I don´t have any links specifically for this post we go right into the birthdays I missed since my last post, most of which I already covered in 2016. It seems I did a lot of birthday posts that year. But that´s why I do this section : to remind newer readers about older posts since I don´t always have the necessary material or time to do a new post. So we start with May the 27th and comic book enthusiast Harlan Ellison who wrote a few issues for Marvel Comics some of which I fondly remember reading.


On May the 29th Latoya Jackson celebrated her 62nd birthday and back in the 90s everybody thought she would become the sex icon of the Jackson family that is known all over the world since she was naked in PLAYBOY.


A few times. Now it´s Janet " the best body in showbiz " Jackson whom we all lust after so the post I did is mainly a comparison between her and Janet. The outcome should not surprise any longtime readers of this blog.


After all Janet has three solo posts besides three entries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.


Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .


If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !


It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.


I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.


And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.


I still wanted to give props to Latoya for the times of joy and arousal she brought me and since I could not find a good version of Ain´t Nobody Loves You Like I Do here is a live performance even if it´s not her best.



From the 90s we are traveling back even further to the 80s which is when U - Comix was published in Germany and it was in this magazine that I first saw such historic comics like The Fabulous Freak Brothers or Wonder Wart - Hog by Gilbert Shelton who turned 78 on May the 31st. I don´t get to write about a lot of comics outside of super hero books and much less about seminal underground comic artists but I managed to do a post here .


Since I already posted a video about underground comix some time ago I thought I had no video for Gilbert Shelton but I totally forgot this one which not only has rare footage of Gilbert speaking spanish but also other great comic legends like Jordi Bernet, Milo Manara and Sergio Aragones.



The downside to that is that I am skipping the video with Wendy Pini who celebrated her 67th anniversary on June the 4th. Today we are really going through my old list of reading material - Avengers and Hulk issues by Harlan Ellison, U - Comix and now Elfquest ( or Adventures in the Elf World as they called it here ) - although I am currently reading Elfquest - The Final Quest. I thought about closing the gaps in my Elquest collection but they released the avalanche of mini series that followed the original series in such a confusing way here that I am not sure which issues I do have and which I don´t. I have to make a list some day but for that I would have to go through all of my comic collection. Just last month I moved my original issues by Bastei Verlag ( which was the first publisher who did a german version ) and the later albums by Carlsen and they are a bit weathered but I can´t bring myself to replace them with the new collections since those are in black and white. Which may be nearer to the original but I am just accustomed to the color versions so it would be a step back. Maybe some day it will be collected again but for the moment I am spending my comic book dime elsewhere. Anyway, I have written in various posts about how I first discovered Elfquest but for those who need their fix just click here .


We are still stuck in the 80s as we continue to June the 7th when Larry Hama turned 69 who wrote many comics but is best known for basically building the comic world of G. I. Joe from the ground up. And while I was an avid follower of Elfquest I have to confess that I never got much into G. I. Joe - the toys or the cartoon show - and the only reason I did a post on the comics at all is that Mike Zeck did some covers who has been one of my favorite artists ever since I got my grubby paws on a spanish issue of The Hands of Shang - Chi, Master of Kung Fu. Sacrilege, blasphemy, I know.


Now that the series is being re - released in trade paperback form I am thinking about closing that hole in my pop culture knowledge although I am a bit intimidated by the fact that they are already at volume 19 and they cost between 25 and 30 bucks. Winning the lottery would be really helpful about now. And why is the series reprinted by IDW instead of Marvel ? I think somebody must have been sleeping with renewing the licensed material and I am sure when Disney found out a few heads had to roll. In any case, until I have the necessary funds to relive ( or actually live for the first time ) this part of my childhood here is this gem for you.



We go a further back in comic book history with C. C. Beck´s anniversary on June the 8th and like with Larry Hama this is a subject where I don´t know that much about the original source material. Because I have not read many original Captain Marvel comics by Fawcett Comics and so my first encounters were with Marvel´s Kree warrior Mar - Vell and DC´s knockoff Captain Thunder but you can read all about that in this post I wrote in 2016 . So far I have not found enough material by C. C. Beck himself to do a full post and I am more familiar with later incarnations anyway. Like The Power Of Shazam ! ( I think at that time there were once again restrictions by Marvel that prevented DC of using the name Captain Marvel on the cover ) which I am constantly pimping and you can find some of Jerry Ordway´s wonderful covers right here ( this guy is so underused Today ). I also did a special post for the series interior artist Peter Krause. He did solid art but I have no idea what he´s doing now.


Captain Marvel has been the inspiration for many other superheroes but in the case of Marvelman - later christened Miracleman - he had an even more direct hand in the genesis of this hero. I have always wanted to read the original stories by Alan Moore and Alan Davis ( the two Alan´s again ) now that Marvel is finally reprinting the series. It´s just a matter of space and time - I mean, time and money. In any case, my favorite part is how they just re - used old Captain Marvel issues not one time, not two times but three times. You have to give them credit for consistency. Maybe that is what I should do for my next comic. Redraw one of my favorite issues. It would be much easier than trying to come up with some original content.



Among all the birthdays I missed my faithful followers were probably the most surprised that I did not do a post on June the 9th since we had three birthdays concerning my favorite subjects on the blog. The first and most important one of course being George Perez´64th birthday. As any body knows who has read this blog for some time I am a huge fan of him and though I am a bit bummed out that he has now officially retired from comic books I am still continuing with my posts on him and the series he worked on. If anybody has deserved a rest it´s George. Now usually I just put up a link to previous posts but in the case of George Perez there are just too many posts to list them all. So instead I am putting up the links for one of the posts ( either the latest one if the series is still going or the first one if I have concluded the series ) on THE NEW TEEN TITANS , THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD , FINAL CRISIS : LEGION OF THREE WORLDS , THE AVENGERS or LOGAN`S RUN and you can follow the links to the other posts. As far as George Perez comics I am currently reading, after finally watching the Wonder Woman movie I read the first omnibus of George´s post Crisis revamp of the title and it was an excellent read. I am however undecided if I should get volume 2 since that will have less George Perez.


The second anniversary on June the 9th is sorbian Jurij Brezan who wrote the original version of Krabat. Here in Germany the version by Ottfried Preu├čler is the best known as it is a book you read in schools. Now the only reason why I even am familiar with Jurij Brezan´s work is that I made a mistake. During Realschule ( which is like german middle school ) I was at the library and without looking at the author I borrowed this book called Krabat because I had seen the animation film by Karel Zeman ( I learned his name many years later ). Anyway, when I read the book it was nothing like the movie I remembered and the story was more epic rivaling J. R. R. Tolkien´s The Lord Of The Rings trilogy. Still I did not think much of it but when I wanted to read it again I could not find it. For months or better years I kept looking for this book in vain until I was convinced that I had just imagined reading it. Well, I was a kid with a very vivid imagination and could not always trust my memory. Fast Forward a few years with me now writing for a blog when I decided to write a post about one of my favorite books growing up and lo and behold while doing the research I found out that I had not imagined it but rather that I did chance on one of the three Krabat books Jurij Brezan wrote. Which are apparently very rare so it was a stroke of luck that I got my hands on a copy. Now if you want to read more about Krabat - or have no idea what Krabat is - you can check out my Krabat Reloaded post from 2016 or my original Krabat post which I wrote way back in 2008 since I have nothing new or important to add.


The third anniversary from the 9th of June is the one my readers were probably most expecting - at least a quick repost - since it was the 37th birthday of hasian megasexbomb Akira Lane and as obsessed with asian women as I am it is hard to wrap your head around the fact that I let a chance pass by to put more unadulterated asian persuasion content on the blog. In the case of Akira Lane it is not the end of the world since she not only got her own cult siren entry but also keeps popping up in any comic book casting posts involving asian characters not to mention the posts about Yaya Han or the ones where Yaya Han is only mentioned.


One reason why Akira Lane kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Akira Lane is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !


Speaking about my number two sex fantasy, in another post about Darick Robertson I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( and with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane here. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?


While it may take a while to make that wish a reality - and right now I am working on realizing the next best thing - I wanted to post another Yaya Han video but most of the new ones were just interviews with Yaya in uninteresting costumes filmed with low resolution. Then I came upon this one where her parts are a bit short but it´s in high quality and she´s in her Junko Enoshima costume. Man, teachers at my school never looked like Janet Jackson and the school girls didn´t look much like Yaya either.



We are closing up the part about Days of Births Past with Ivan Reis from Brazil who turned 42 Yesterday. I first took notice of his art when he was working on Lady Death for Chaos Comics and longtime readers of the blog may remember how excited I was when he took over Green Lantern. Back in the day I wrote that DC should make sure they keep this guy and I do not know if the big execs really read my blog of if it´s just a coincidence but he has stayed with the company until now working on such big stories like Blackest Night. Of course he also did a lot of stuff during the New 52 period ( how glad on a scale from one to ten are you that it´s finally over ? I always said we were going to get through this ) which made it difficult for me to get the same kick out of the comic books he draws like before.

Nevertheless I wrote a special Ivan Reis birthday post but I don´t have enough material to warrant a new post and quite frankly I also don´t know what I should write that I have not already written on older posts. I don´t want to write negative things so I´m going to go with when you don´t have something nice to say about somebody it´s best to say nothing at all.


At this point you are probably tired of birthdays but there is one Today I have to mention even if it´s a sad occasion. When I wrote the post in 2016 Len Wein was still alive but I am glad I got to give props to one of the greats in his time. He has done everything, from writing classic moments in comic book history like the first appearance of Wolverine or the new X - Men team for that matter ( people forget that he got the book started and then handed it over to Chris Claremont ), or the brilliant Swamp Thing series with Bernie Wrightson. He also edited THE NEW TEEN TITANS written by Marv Wolfman and drawn by the aforementioned George Perez.


I always wanted to do a proper Swamp Thing post but it´s still difficult for me to compute that Bernie Wrightson is no longer with us. As is Len Wein now. It seems like all the great comic book creators of my youth are slowly fading away or not being used in comics anymore because of the SJWs and I don´t know what´s worse. Which I´m mentioning just to give you an idea what made me think about trying to make comic books myself again. 


But let´s continue to much happier things with the obligatory Teens React video that always follows any mention of Jeannie Mai and this time I got another good one. I found this video while looking for more videos with Jayka and it´s true I clicked on it because she was in the preview picture.


But while Jayka does once again look great in this the reason why this is such a must see video is another. Another teen reactor that is, namely breakout revelation Jair who I can´t believe I have overlooked so far.


This girl is pure DD dynamite although I may be forgiven for not noticing her sooner because she has been covered up in a lot of the videos. I have long had a theory about women with big breasts and that they always try to hide their breast features under jackets or shirts and here it´s once again proven right ( click here for rack - tastic Jair in white and orange ).


Anyway, for me there is only one way that is acceptable for women who are blessed with big breasts to wear shirts or jackets and that´s the way albanian megasexbomb Enki Bracaj - the world´s greatest newscaster - did it ( including the occasional nippleslip like in this video around 1:25 min ).


Ever since I first wrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos with her since those are not that easy to find on YouTube but it seems I never get to do it. So I am including links for the best ones I have left right below. There are a few ones I am keeping just in case but these are the best ones of Enki in action that I have not posted yet. As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( sadly I can´t link to the interview because the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report. Here are the videos with Enki in all her glory :

7:47 min of Enki letting it all hang out / 7:14 min of Enki´s boobs trying to bust free / 6:05 min of Enki fronting / 6:00 min of Enki letting it swing / 5:56 min of Enki letting it all hang loose / 4:55 min of Enki pushing her big boobs together / 4:47 min of Enki trying to keep the twins down / 4:17 min of Enki delivering the goods / 3:46 min of Enki getting jiggly with it

Coming back to our newest contender for the title of Tits React another reason why I didn´t notice her giant double jairbags sooner is that she appeared in some videos which I don´t usually watch like the gaming video that compares the old version of God of War with the new one.

Daimn, even though Jair is wearing a jeans jacket she can´t hide her big melons and with the way her huge tits are stretching out her top almost to the breaking limit she needs to be in a wet t - shirt challenge ASAP.


Now besides the video below - which is the one where you can best see her big talents - I have found a few videos with Jair but either she is wearing the wrong clothes ( in this one she is wearing a black t - shirt though you still can see her boobs bounce up and down and she even puts her tits on the table ) or if she is wearing the right outfit and you can see her breasts jumping up and down the view is blocked almost the whole time ( like in this one ). Here are two videos where you also can see her big melons clearly even though she is wearing a jacket but I didn´t make an animated GIF because you can see her boobs better in the one above with the green shirt. Nevertheless you should definitely check them out and here is another video I would probably never have watched if not for the preview picture of Jayka. By the way, she looks absolutely do - able in her prom dress and if she still had it she surely lost her virginity that night.



I also wanted to include something for the soccer world cup and the first thing I thought about were the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura since the posts also included megabusty Federica Ridolfi who would be great as Big Barda. But I don´t like to repeat myself and Simona is not even doing those soccer shows anymore. I think she has gone on to other things like Isola Di Famosi and such. So I´m not posting a video with Simona Vantura even if that means not being able to include all the links to Monique Sluyter and the Tutti Frutti girls ( who were part of the Simona Ventura posts but I had to give it a post of its own which I re - posted in 2016 ), Becky Mullen , Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol where she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .

But don´t fear while doing the research for this post I found another italian megasexbomb who would have been perfect for my Search for Power Girl series at my old boobblog, my future wife Jolanda De Rienzo .


Now like with Federica Ridolfi I could not find out her actual bust size as there is little information about Jolanda on the net. She is 34 and 176 cm tall but besides her work in sports tv there is not much in her biography.

Her impressive cleavage is one of the things everybody is aware of and it probably played the biggest role in landing her a job on the soccer show. But not only does she look like your best wet dream, this living blow up sex doll is an expert with balls as she has a vast knowledge about all things soccer since she always was a fan especially of the Naples soccer team. 

Man, I can´t help but facepalm when I see german soccer shows where they still have a bunch or old dudes sitting at a table drinking beer. This is how you do a soccer show as it sure doesn´t hurt to get the latest results from an absolute sexbomb like Jolanda. I wish Germany would take notice.



I already mentioned Power Girl three times at this point so a fourth time can´t hurt in a short callback to a previous post with 34D Giselle Gomez Rolon. Ha, and they say women like I draw them don´t exist in real life.


Anyway, it´s another clip from the Toc Show ( you can find more clips from that show with Giselle Gomez Rolon and other latin sexbombs like Pauli Bolatti through the link above ) this time it´s Giselle re - enacting a superbowl commercial for yoga. The guy who hosts the show gets her to do a second version because he convinces her that they could not film the part where she is shaking her boobs in his face as she did it too quickly.


Which is the reason why tv shows from spanish speaking countries are much more relatable for me as this is exactly what I would have done.



As you may have noticed at this point I didn´t include a cartoon video of G. I. Joe and the reason for that is that good ones are really hard to find and I also already did that. Not that I have not posted Rock & Rule also before but I was going through my cartoon bookmarks looking for a longer one - as a kind of small bonus for all the faithful readers who have kept at it until here - and none other seemed to fit. And it´s such a good movie that is undeservedly almost unknown that it warrants another re - post.



To close out Today I was looking for a movie in the spirit of Jordi Bernet´s Torpedo - maybe with a hint of Clara De La Noche - but apparently I already posted all crime videos I had bookmarked except for Lady In Waiting and I´m keeping that one for Shannon Whirry´s next birthday.


Luckily I found a suitable substitute. The movie is billed as Vipers on YouTube but it´s also known as Dark Passion and while none of the names of the actresses sounded familiar I recognized the movie right away since it´s one of the better midnight skin flicks they showed on pro 7 and one I have been looking for quite some time. The plot is the typical story of the bored rich couple where the famous plastic surgeon prefers to have sex with the maid instead of his trophy wife and hires a virile young stud as the new groundskeeper. As it could not be any other way the new guy ends up taking care of the neglected wife´s sexual needs as well as the maid and the bratty daughter who comes to visit which culminates in a foursome orgy at roughly one hour in which is the highlight of the movie - even if it´s only a dream sequence. The story also involves some kind of blackmail and murder but it´s been a long time since I saw it and there´s another movie with a similar plot with the only difference that in the other movie a private detective is called in to solve the murder of a guy who was forcing his wife, his daughter and the maid to have sex with him and at the end the gumshoe finds out that all three women killed the guy but they take turns banging his brains out so he won´t got to the police.

I always thought that it would be brilliant if somebody did a remake with famous midnight movie veteran Shauna OBrien as the sexy trophy wife,

 
wet and wild playmate Mia Zottoli as the nymphomanic busty daughter,


and Nikki Fritz as the mexican maid with the body that just won´t quit.


Today I would probably cast the movie differently and it´s probably no surprise as to who gets to play the ultimate trophy wife in my version.


For the maid I would not cast a mexican and change ethnicity so I could bring in the only woman any male would use to cheat on Janet Jackson.


And since the daughter has to be younger than Janet I would cast her role with somebody who is actually younger. Although I don´t remember if in that other movie she was his real daughter or only his step daughter.


In any case, enjoy the movie and if you want to get it for your private collection beware because there is a version where most of the sex scenes have been cut out what totally defeats the purpose of the movie.



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