I want to have Sex with Nine : Jeri Ryan

Today hot sci fi sexbomb Jeri Ryan celebrates her 51st birthday so it is about time to pimp her cult siren entry which I posted four years ago. 

Because as always I went through the list of celebrity birthday posts I had done on this month in previous years and for some reason I didn´t re - post this. And comparing the original Jeri Ryan post with my latest re - post of Star Trek sexbomb Jolene Blalock there really was no competition.

Also there have been a lot of animated Star Trek GIFs added to the blog. Anyway, this is the new version and if you have any information where I can find better Jeri Ryan GIFs or pictures please let me know. Now Star Trek - Voyager stuck Jeri Ryan and her titanic tits in a skin - tight suit in the show after Season 3 as the 36DD drone of Borg Seven of Nine ( or Sex with Nine ). It´s no surprise that it´s the role she´s best known for.

Jeri was one of three reasons to watch the show, and I´m not counting her awesome twin torpedoes and the holographic Doctor as three.

I´m also putting half - klingon sexbomb B´Elanna Torres on the list.

But to tell the truth for me it was mostly hardbody Jeri and her big borg boobies that I could suffer the show because it was so badly written.

She´s the only reason people want to get assimilated - although in this case I´d rather be tittilated, if you catch my drift. I think Harry Kim is probably one of the few males in creation who was afraid to get it on with her. Most others - myself included - would love to have a borgasm with a sex machine ( literally ! ) that´s built like Jeri. And as a cyborg she can take a great deal of punishment and has a lot of endurance. So you don´t have to be gentle and you get a lot of mileage out of this cyber amazon. 

Number 13 on THE 50 SEXIEST SCI FI COSTUMES

Borg - couture is clearly heavily influenced by the science fiction classic Buck Rogers In The Twenty - Fifth Century. Ryan’s ‘ orphaned ’ spandex - clad demi - alien Seven Of  Nine was usually rated 10 by the male fans that the character was clearly put in to attract after a ratings dip.

Ryan only took the role at the fifth attempt by producer Jeri Taylor. A certain contingent of Trekkers took umbrage at the inclusion of a crew - member so overtly sexy in the usually glam - free Trek - verse. The rest of us were busy setting our vcrs as we fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Jeri´s boobs were so huge that they made her skintight suit darker and darker so you couldn´t see them as good but to no avail. Seven of Nine is THE cyborg sex machine every sci fi fanboy wants to assimilate and the only one who could hold a candle to her was Jolene Blalock as T´Pol, the sex massage specialist with the inbuilt automatic Pon Farr nympho mode. 

 

Jeri Ryan discussed the costume with Trek Today :  The whole ' sex symbol ' or ' babe ' thing doesn't bother me. It's the costume that I wear on the show which is ... a little snug, shall we say, and doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I don't have a problem with it because of the way this character's been written, how intelligent she is and how strong she is and what a wonderful female portrayal she is.

Although there is lot of booty in Star Trek : Uhura in the original series,

the green slave girl which was played by Batgirl Yvonne Craig,

all of Kirk´s girls which he just seemed to find on any planet he was on,

Tasha Yar in Next Generation got android Data to turn on his sex files,

there were also Deanna Troy and Beverly Crusher in Next Generation,

bajoran chief of security Major Kira on Star Trek - Deep Space Nine,

Jadzia Dax on Deep Space Nine ( who had been a man in her last life ),

Ezri Dax on Deep Space Nine ( she was the next incarnation of Jadzia ),

I always brain fart on Chase Masterson who plays Rom´s hot wife Leeta

then the former borg drone Seven of Nine on Star Trek - Voyager

Enterprise´s hasian sexbomb Ensign Hoshi Sato played by Linda Park

or vulcan crew member T´Pol on Enterprise played by Jolene Blalock.

Really, someone at starfleet has a knack for picking hot chicks.

Man, I´d love to do a sandwich with T´Pol and Sex with Nine during the time of Pon Farr. Between the insatiable vulcan nymphomanic sex addict and the inexhaustible cyborg sexdoll you could probably wear yourself out for all time. Not that anybody would complain about going out like that.

Coming back to Jeri Ryan she didn´t get naked on Star Trek - Voyager although there were some scenes in which she was supposedly naked we just didn´t get to see it since there was no full frontal nudity involved.

The best we got were some scenes where we could see her back - but not her butt like with Jolene Blalock in the unforgettable sex massage scenes.

I know that T´Pol claimed it was something else but we all know what vulcan " body relaxation massage " really stands for. T´Pol was just needy for Tucker´s earth meatpole because while Phlox gave her the idea to practice the vulcan massage it was T´Pol who went all " Kama Sutra on acid " on Tucker. And she was so turned on by their all night long midnight olympics sex marathon sessions that she had to use the old " it´s just for scientific reasons " schtick to relentlessly bang Tucker into submission.

( go to Jolene Blalock´s solo posts to read more about her sex massages )

I heard that Kate Mulgrew was constantly bitching because she didn´t get the attention she thought she deserved as star of the show. Okay, let us think about this, there are two women on the show : one a bitchy old broad and one a smoking hot sexborg. Hmm, who gets more attention ?

And let´s be realistic : nobody likes Captain Janeway. Not because she´s a woman. But because she´s frigging crazy. With the other Captains you knew where you stood. Kirk always broke the rules and his crew was the most important thing for him. Picard always obeyed the rules - but his crew was more important. Captain Sisko bended the rules on occassion because he was first stuck out in the middle of nowhere and then he became an emissary of the gods. And in the end he became a god. But Janeway ? One day the rules are the most important thing, the next day she couldn´t care less because it´s Wednesday or that time of the month.

And she didn´t care about her crew at all. They could all kick the bucket as far as she cared. With her as captain your f - word - ed ! Just ask Seven of Nine, she was told by Janeway that she´s nothing but a toaster. Daimn, she can roast my baguette any time she likes if you know what I mean.

Reading some online threads you could think Jeri Ryan was the first actress on Star Trek who was brought in to sex the show up. But as a matter of fact Marina Sirtis was on tv long before rocking the cleavage and the best parts of some episodes were counselor Troy breathing heavily.

There are even some online rumors - but there´s probably no truth to it - that her role was supposed to be the ship´s telepathic sexdoll. In the first draft Deanna Troy wasn´t the ship´s counselor but rather the " ship´s consolation officer " a orgasmic priestess from the planet Betasex skilled in all known sex techniques to be used by the male crew for stress relief.

Because of their telepathic abilities the women from Betasex were ideal prostitutes and they also had a very high pain threshold and were very resilient so their clients could go for it. Which happened very often when they were working at some mining outpost frequented by sexstarved aliens with dozens of huge reproductive organs or slimy tentacles.

Anyway, that´s just a silly rumor and there´s probably nothing to it. I mean the whole concept would never have passed american tv censors.

What is strange is the fact that for someone who is just supposed to give people advice she wore a pretty sexed up outfit that would totally defeat the purpose of counseling. All her male customers would be thinking about ripping her uniform off and banging her brains out and knowing it would be really uncomfortable. I guess the reason why they only made her kind of telephatic was that if she knew what the male crew members were thinking she couldn´t walk ten feet in the Enterprise and would never visit the bar. Speaking about the bar, if her role was to give people sage advice why did Guinan do basically the same ? So while still unverified the idea of Deanna Troi not only as the ship´s cleavage but also the ship´s adult entertainment system does have its merit. On the other side we know that the holo deck was used for the same thing. It´s so confusing.

What I could verify is that in the original draft Deanna Troy was supposed to have three breast, Tasha Yar had an unhealthy sexual crush on Wesley Crusher and Captain Picard couldn´t help but noticing  the ship´s Doctor Beverly Crusher´s natural walk resembles that of a striptease queen. Oy.

Anyway, click here for more GIFs of Doctor Crusher´s and Deanna Troi´s space yoga, The 21 Times Dr. Beverly Crusher Was Your Fashion Idol and last but not least THE VALKYRIE DIRECTIVE takes a more than extensive look at Kira and Dax´s wardrobe through the Deep Space Nine series. 

Of course Jeri starred in other tv shows like Boston Legal for which she did a supersexy photoshoot and even had a scene in which she undressed till she only had a shirt on - which showed much of her fantastic breasts.

I really was lucky to catch that episode because after Ally Mc Beal I really stay away from courtroom drama series. And I prefer to watch James Spader in The Blacklist. What I did see was the Two And A Half Men episode with Jeri. In the episode she plays an old flame of Charlie Sheen who starts a relationship with his brother but he is too obsessed with what happened when she was with Charlie - so he ruins it. Poor guy, I bet she would have spoiled him for all other women on earth. And beyond.

I also caught the episode Queen For A Day from the show Warehouse 13 where Jeri Ryan had a guest role as Peter Lattimer´s ex wife Amanda.

Kate Mulgrew who played Captain Janeway on Star Trek - Voyager was also on the show as Peter´s Mom ( kind of a reunion here although I´m not so sure Kate was so happy to see Jeri again since she was always bitching about Jeri stealing the attention of the viewers away from her ) which didn´t exactly make it easier to watch the show. Not that it isn´t difficult enough to watch the show as they keep changing the time the show is on, then it gets put on a different channel and now they are doing marathons. Some day I´ll just buy all the seasons and binge watch it. 

What I didn´t watch was The O.C. even if was supposed to be for comic people so I didn´t see Jeri in it. And I somehow missed Dracula 2000 which was probably as bad as it sounds so I might have lucked out on this one and the only good parts were the ones with a very busty Jeri Ryan.

I also don´t watch Body Of Proof, another tv series where Jeri Ryan appears but I´m already watching too many crime series as it is. Although judging by the scene from the episode Fallen Angel I may reconsider.

Other shows where Jeri Ryan appeared include The Sentinel, Who´s The Boss ?, Matlock, Leverage and Arrow. I guess that´s everything covered.

Oh, I almost forgot, Seven of Nine was in the only STAR TREK VOYAGER comic I bought called FALSE COLORS. It was a prestige format one shot from Wildstorm and Jim Lee did the variant cover ( I know it´s the variant cover because it was almost impossible to find a picture of the regular ).

The story was written by Star Trek novelist Nathan Archer and the interior art was done by Jeff Moy ( and possibly Phil Moy on backgrounds ) and W. C. Carani, who had a lengthy run on DC´s threeboot LEGIONNAIRES book.

I don´t remember much about the story so it can´t be that impressive but it wasn´t my favorite Star Trek crew either. I only bought it based on the art and I don´t have any idea where it is at the moment so I can´t check how well the comic has held up. But I know I must have it somewhere.

There are no links for this post except this one that I just had to post. I didn´t make this up : 7 bizarre facts about Deanna Troy´s cleavage .

Speaking of sexy sci fi cult sirens, someone who has worked with one of the best is Kyle MacLachlan who turned 60. He has been in everything from Twin Peaks to Desperate Housewives and Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. but the reason why I am mentioning his birthday in this post is that he also starred in a little sci fi movie from 1997 called The Hidden.

The film is still shown on tv mostly because of the raunchy striptease by Claudia Christian who is best known from another sci fi show, Babylon 5 by comic writer J. Michael Strazynski where she plays hot Commander Susan Ivanova. Although I doubt Claudia wore anything as skimpy as this on it.



Speaking of sexbombs with bodies born for porn there are some videos which I bookmark in the hopes of posting them at a later date but the occassion never arises ( although there is something else that arises just fine ) because I am too busy to find out their birthday or there is not much info about them to begin with. Usually I just put the links for them in the text but some of them are just too good to put them into the posts as easter eggs. So I have decided to include them in some of my posts going forward and since there have accumulated quite a few I am posting them in batches of five. Here is a small selection of the best of the best.




I managed to find some info on Eden Levine. Her measurements are 34C - 25 - 35, she was born in Los Angeles, California on the 28th of October 1988 and the 30 year old american nude model was a PLAYBOY Cybergirl.



I don´t know when exactly Jamie Leigh Thornton was born, only that it was in in Kentucky and that she´s 23. Her measurements are unknown but you can see that her giant boobs are all natural. It´s no surprise that she is a swimsuit model and she has worked for MAXIM and Sports Illustrated.

And while I could not find a biography or any personal info she has over 150.000 Instagram followers and her pictures are all over the internet.



But the most surprising of them all is living blow up sex doll Anna Azerli. Born in Wellington, New Zealand on November the 17th 1982 this 36 year old italian pop - opera singer turned actress and glamour model thanks to her 40G ( !!! ) - 25 - 47 measurements. During her singing career she even performed on such well known stages like La Scala, the Metropolitan Opera and Carnegie Hall. Man, if I had known there are singers with such a porn body of sound I would have been a huge opera fan ! Anna became famous in 2014 after recording a song in russian called Marry me, Mr. President ! addressed to russian president Vladimir Putin. She would not have to ask me twice even if I would probably not survive the wedding night orgy.



After this avalanche of magnificent mammaries it´s back to comic books and since I have already posted all the videos related to the Star Trek comics here is one about another long running science fiction franchise.



On the other side I do have a cosplay video and yes, that is her real name.



Our tv show video of the day is the first episode of Timecop tv show and you will see very quickly why you probably never heard of it. The only saving grace is full bodied actress Anna Galvin who believably plays the prostitute Anne Thompson, a role she fills out in more ways than one.



We keep the science fiction theme going with a cult classic of japanese animation : Battle of the Planets ( G - Force in America ) : The Movie.



Since I have last re - posted this I managed to see The Last Starfighter and I have to say that without the info in this video I would probably have been underwhelmed by it since I missed it when it originally came out.



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Ein Daredevil Donnerstag mit Frank Miller

We are slowly making our way through some of the Days of Birth Pasts that I have not gotten around to cover this year and Today we take another look at one of Marvel´s watershed comic book series by Frank Miller.

And I´m saying " another look " because this is actually my second post about Frank Miller´s tenure on DAREDEVIL. Well, full on post. I already mentioned him in this post in 2015 that was an overview of the series.

Because as some readers may have noticed one thing I like to feature on this blog are the often underrated, underappreciated or simply forgotten comic creators who never get their due. And in the case of DAREDEVIL it is writer Roger MacKenzie who introduced important characters like Ben Urich and laid the groundwork for which Frank Miller reaped the credit.

Last year I did also not do a DAREDEVIL post for Frank Miller´s birthday because another thing I like to do is go with the not so obvious choices. I don´t know why but there is this little voice in my head that nudges me to throw my readers a curve ball now and then so that post was all about his work on the Spider - Man related books . Which makes my post from 2017 the only DAREDEVIL by Frank Miller post and it´s all about issue 181.

Therefore it was a bit difficult to choose the pages for this post and I´m not mentioning how long it took me to find the according color pages to most of the original art pages in the Frank Miller DAREDEVIL folder. At first I thought about going in chronological order but then I decided to go with the best quality for this post since I don´t know when I will be able to do the next one. One advantage this post has is that at the same time it also highlights Klaus Janson´s wonderful inks since I haven´t gotten around to do a spotlight post for him. As I already wrote in my last post about Frank Miller´s DAREDEVIL it is not really my favorite run on the title but I can appreciate how groundbreaking it was at it´s time and I think a big part of the credit has to go to Klaus Janson without whom the book wouldn´t have looked as good as it did. Anyway, since I have already said all that there is to say on that subject we can go right to the art for Today´s post and we will see each other at the link / entertainment section. Enjoy !

With topics like this there is the problem that I might include some links that were in previous posts but since I depend one hundred percent on pictures and other resource material that is provided by the hard work of others I think it is better to be safe than sorry. And who knows, some of my readers might even check out a link that they have skipped before.

There is also the chance - however slim - of some new readers coming here for the first time ( oh boy, have they picked the right post for an introduction to my world, just wait for the entertainment section ) who don´t want to go back and check out my old posts. I also hate to include the usual suspects but on the other side I want to give credits to all the unseen helpers who make this blog possible. For this post I want to start with BRONZE AGE BABIES who have more material about the four part story that was printed in Daredevil issue 158 , issue 159 , issue 160 and issue 161 as well as issue 163 for all those who still have a craving for more Frank Miller Daredevil. They can also head over to MY MARVEL LIFE to read more about Daredevil issue 158 , issue 165 , issue 171 and issue 181 , NOT A HOAX ! NOT A DREAM ! takes an in - depth look at Daredevil issue 191, Frank Miller´s last issue ( at least until his return with BORN AGAIN and later DAREDEVIL : MAN WITHOUT FEAR ) and last but not least  MARVEL COMICS OF THE 1980s has the unpublished cover for Daredevil issue 167 and the PENCIL INK BLOG provided the cover and a page of interior art from Daredevil issue 163 which you probably will see in an upcoming post.

Before we come to Today´s birthdays there is one that I have to mention which I didn´t put into my last post because I didn´t want it to get lost in the shuffle. And it´s a good thing that I only am including one of the many celebrity birthdays I missed because even though I am only including two candidates from Today the fun block has become longer than planned.

Coming back to the birthday I should have included in my last post it´s Mike Allred, a personal favorite who had his 50th anniversary Yesterday.

Now because there might be new readers on this blog and I know that we are all lazy I am putting up the links to my old Mike Allred posts for all those who don´t want to use the link at the bottom of my top ten Popular Posts and then go through all the posts via the Mike Allred tag.

My first post was in 2006 about the X - STATIX presents DEAD GIRL mini series and the fact that it looks much better in printed form than in the previews you could see online. In 2007 I did three posts about the main X - Statix series which I guess were pretty popular with the readers since the third one of the series ended up in said top ten of popular posts. And last but not least there is my obligatory big Madman comic extravaganza post .



For Today´s birthdays I have tried to keep it short with only two birthdays but as always thing didn´t work out as planned. As longtime readers know I like to switch things up once in a while so both anniversaries are about people who don´t get mentioned as often in this section as others and the first one is Jennifer Love Hewitt who turns 40. I saw her in a few of her movies like I Know What You Did Last Summer but it wasn´t until Ghost Whisperer that I became completely entrapped in her charms.

If you were a ghost and you needed to communicate with the living, you could choose to speak through a medium such as Crossing Over host John Edward, or you could choose a lithe young stunner with breasts the size and consistency of honeydew melons. The choice is clear for the spooky spirits of Ghost Whisperer, who use Jennifer as their ghostly go between.

You can say what you want about Jennifer but she knows exactly why guys watch her shows and she made sure there was plenty of that on Ghost Whisperer or like the general populace called it Boob Whisperer. Heck, Saturday Night Live even made a sketch about the fact that the main focus of Ghost Whisperer was Jennifer Love Hewitt´s ample cleavage.

Speaking of fan service there was plenty of that on The Client List with which Jennifer Love Hewitt returned to tv screens. On the show she plays a hot housewife moonlighting as a hooker and her famous 38D funbags are practically her co - stars. Sadly the show only got two seasons but I still haven´t had time to watch it anyway. As one of the producers Jennifer had a big influence in casting her massage clients but of course some people complained that she casted too many hunks. Now I know acting is a job and heaven forbid we forget we are not supposed to have fun at work but if Jennifer has to put her hands on a guy what is the harm in making sure he´s good looking ? I don´t watch tv for realism and what would you rather see ? A fat, unattractive slob ( and I speak as one of the many fat, unattractive slobs ) getting a happy ending massage from a big breasted mega MILF like Jennifer with her hating every minute or Jennifer giving some hot stud a rub down and forgetting all of her inhibitions ?

38D mega MILF bra buster Jennifer Love Hewitt, affectionately called Jennifer Love Huge Tits by her fans, came by her anatomically accurate nickname as she soared to stardom on Fox's Party of Five in the '90s.

While still electrifying as a boob tube tease Jen has also ignited the big screen with her enormous talents. She provided the screams and launched a million cream dreams in I Know What You Did Last Summer ( 1997 ), and we all know what you did when you were alone with a copy of that flick.

Now one of Jennifer Love Hewitt´s most memorable performances was in Heartbreakers alongside Sigourney Weaver ( to whom we will come back in just a short moment ) where she nearly bursts through her barely there wardrobe especially the scene where she´s wearing a french maid outfit.



In Today´s Dearly Departed section we have Alan Rickman and one of the reasons why I love to do this part of the post is that there is always things I have completely forgotten. Which in this case is that he played Severus Snape in all of the Harry Potter movies. Man, it´s so weird that these movies are in the past for future generations who will probably see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them and the following ones first.

Anyway, in the movies Severus Snape is really a very one dimensional character in the movies compared to the multi - layered version of the books. Which is why I can only urge everybody who loves the movies to read the books because there is so much cool stuff they had to let out.



Coming back to Alan Rickman, he has given us some of the best villains in movie history like the unforgettable Hans Gruber in Die Hard ( germans do make the best antagonists ), the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman and last but not least Elliott Marston in Quigley Down Under. Or how it is called in Germany Quigley The Australian ( Quigley der Australier ) which not only makes no sense - like most german titles for foreign films - it is completely wrong as Tom Selleck plays an american cowboy who travels TO Australia for a job. The movie also features the Busenwunder Laura San Giacomo .



The underrated living blow up sex doll template with the overdeveloped breasts never did porn although Laura clearly has the necessary superior physical attributes. Her mammoth 39E melons put other actresses busts to shame and even got top porn stars envious since Laura´s magnificent mammaries are all natural. Laura would have been one of the greats if she hadn´t dressed like a nun. She still couldn´t hide her XXL double airbags.

Alan Rickman also starred in the fantastic Bottle Shock based on true events and one of my guilty pleasures, Galaxy Quest which is the best Star Trek movie that is not a Star Trek movie alongside Tony Shaloub ( Monk ) and Tim Allen best known from the hit comedy show Home Improvement ( called Look Who´s Hammering There in Germany because the movie Look Who´s Talking was very successful in german film theaters at that time ).



The show also featured sexbomb Debbe Dunning who was destined to become a sex symbol as the double D is not only in her name. I cast her as Knockout in my JLA Redux post and she is also a top contender for the Top Ten Jessica Rabbit Lookalike Babes if I ever get around to write that post.

Debbe first had a guest appearance with a name that´s impossible to pronounce and a stunning blue dress before she became a permanent cast member, taking up the mantle of Pamela thanks to her bikini hardbody.

Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows like Baywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of men´s magazines to skyrocket.

Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.

The most famous of a veritable plethora of incredibly hot women that went through the revolving casting doors of BAYWATCH is without any doubt Pamela Anderson and it is beyond belief that so far I have only mentioned her in the first ever Casting the Justice League of America movie post where I naturally cast her as Power Girl ( a role she was born to play ). Because Pam An was not only the very first candidate in my hugely popular SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob - centric blog.

No, she also is on my TOP TEN MOVIE STRIPTEASE list thanks to her boner inducing wet & wild opening scene from the movie adaption of Dark Horse Comics BARB WIRE. Most of this was cut off in the german version which is one of the reason why the movie flopped so much in movie theaters while the video cassette of the original US version became such a huge success.

Anyway, I still intend to do posts for all of the striptease babes on my list but every year I have to postpone Pamela Anderson´s cult siren entry.

And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in eight made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out my latest BAYWATCH SPIN  - OFF POST.

As for Debbe Dunning and her double Ds after a long dry spell she is currently on tv again with a series about the various Dude Ranches.



Coming back to Alan Rickman´s co stars on Galaxy Quest the film also features Sigourney Weaver as fan service provider Gwen DeMarco and she delivers one of the breast performances of her career with great gusto.

Sadly the breast parts of it were cut and can only be seen in the extras.  

After this long excursion into the realm of tv, movies and cult sirens it´s time to bring it back to comics with Klaus Janson, inker extraordinaire on Frank Miller´s Daredevil, John Romita Jr.´s Punisher and other classics.



It´s also a welcome excuse to post another video with Comicbookgirl19.

She also has a review of the first season of Daredevil but I like this one better. Also I think at this point most everybody has seen the first season and the second season is so much better since we finally get the Daredevil costume and it also features the Punisher. If you haven´t seen any of the seasons I cannot recommend them highly enough since the producers of the series really know how to translate the characters from the comic books to tv. It´s no wonder that Punisher is everybody´s favorite show.



For some reason Disney has decided to cancel Daredevil but you should watch it nonetheless. I don´t want to say too much about season three because there might be people out there who have not seen it but it really shows how a criminal mastermind like the Kingpin would act. Which is a rare thing in Today´s tv shows where they are often just geniuses in name but not in their demeanor. Also I might write more about the third season if I do a post on Frank Miller and David Mazuchelli´s Born Again.

Since I mentioned J. K. Rowling´s Harry Potter movies I want to re - post former teenage Busenwunder Lindsay Lohan´s fantastic parody on SNL ( I put Lindsay as Supergirl in my Hollywood Edition of Casting a JLA Movie ). 

It´s her best work and I never understood why Disney never made a Kim Possible movie with her since both of them peaked at the same time.

Although Disney shrank her perky peaks in the Herbie Reloaded movie.

It´s never going to be like in those days when Lindsay was at the height of her racktastic development and every horny shutin wanted to put her booming teenage body to the test and there was even a countdown on the internet for when it was legal to have wild sex with Lindsay Lohan.

In any case, here is Lindsay Lohan at her breast and I think Disney let a great opportunity pass. I know that there is a live action Kim Possible movie coming but Sadie Stanley can´t hold a candle to Lindsay Lohan.



I am skipping the music video for Today because with 10 videos we already have more than enough ( and I think that we had more than one music video in one of my last posts so it all balances out ) but I want to include another video from a cartoon series that I have not mentioned for a long time. In fact it has been so long that I completely forgot the title of it.

I don´t know what I have written in previous posts about Bob Morane but I think that a correction is in order. I might have said that the cartoon is based on the french comic books but my latest research suggests that it originally was a series of novels which are the basis for both - the comic books and the cartoon series. Unless somebody can tell me otherwise.



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