Friday Fight Night : Dan Jurgen's Superman

After spending Yesterday trying to find out which comicbook with THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES appears in the credits of High School USA which I included in the Back To The Future / Michael J. Fox part of the pop culture trivia / cult siren adoration section in my second post about artist Steve Mannion I decided to make something useful out of what'd otherwise been a wasted day and write another post on Dan Jurgens since I didn't get to do one for his 66th birthday on the 27th of June.

Now you might ask how the heck does one go from the Legion of Super - Heroes to Dan Jurgen's run on the Superman titles but that's quite easy.

You see, aside from it's very loyal fanbase the Legion of Super - Heroes has always had problems connecting to the general audience. While it has always been one of the better written series at DC Comics that was more innovating than most of their titles - instead of done in one stories that had no effect on the characters the Legion stories had an ongoing continuity so the Legion members evolved and matured and it had real stakes because quite a number of Legion members died over the years - the huge roster made comicbook afficionados reluctant to dive their toe in the pool. Which is why the Legion didn't always have their own title.

When it did it was almost every time amongst DC Comics bestsellers - when DC Comics went to the more expensive Baxter paper for the direct market THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES was one of only six titles that got the Baxter treatment - but DC Comics higher ups did not always have faith in the Legion and so they were included in other series. Where they always became more popular than the feature character and took over the lead story or kicked everyone else off the book. Anyway, after their debut in ACTION COMICS 247 in 1958 the Legion appeared in ACTION COMICS, ADVENTURE COMICS, SUPERBOY and also SUPERMAN until 1962.

After that they appeared in ADVENTURE COMICS 300 to 380 then ACTION COMICS 378 - 392 before appearing in SUPERBOY 172 - 195 which was re - christened SUPERBOY AND / STARRING THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES with issue 197 and the Legion stayed on the book until issue 258 as they got their own title LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES that - in the old Marvel Comics manner - started with issue 259 and went on until issue No 313.

After that there was a SECRETS OF THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES three part mini series, TALES OF THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES 314 to 325, the LEGION OF SUBSTITUTE HEROES SPECIAL, the LEGIONNAIRES 3 four part mini series, WHO'S WHO IN THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES issues 1 to 7 and after that we are already into the FIVE YEARS LATER territory.

Which needn't concern us for now. Anyway, the comicbook in question that appears in High School USA is ADVENTURE COMICS 372 and as I said it took me all day to find it - no wonder if you have to go through such an extensive library of titles. The thing is while I was going through the issues I was also going through the pieces of original art in my Legion of Super - Heroes folder just to see if I came upon coloured pages that I needed. As I have mentioned the Legion appeared in SUPERBOY but that didn't mean that all original pages I had from that title included them.

Although that was difficult to know without seeing the entire issue in question. Let it just be said that there were some SUPERBOY pages that did not include the Legion anywhere in the story so I needed to put them in the SUPERMAN folder where all the non Legion Superboy pages were.

So after separating those Superboy pages I went through the SUPERMAN folder to see if there were any original pages where the coloured pages are missing or if there is some artist where I always wanted to make a post but couldn't because I didn't have enough material for a full post.

Well, as it turns out I have always wanted to write another post about Dan Jurgens since the last kind of tribute post I did on him was way back in 2019 and I also had started a new folder with original pages from his run on JUSTICE LEAGUE when I did JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MONTH .

Anyway, I put all the pages from the different Superman titles - as well as some original artwork from his run on CAPTAIN AMERICA and his issues of MARVEL VS DC - in that folder and spent most of Today adding to that.

In fact I have so many original pages that this will be at least two parts.

Because I thought now that everybody is doing posts about SUPERMAN because of the movie ( which I still have not seen and it is impossible not to get spoilered ) I should either do one too or stop using the name TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN for this blog. Anyway, I know that he is best known for THE DEATH OF SUPERMAN and there will be definitely material from those issues in a Dan Jurgens post ( although it may take some time before I can get to that one ) but since all of this started with the Legion of Super - Heroes it is only fitting that the main part of this post is from the TIME AND TIME AGAIN saga that has Superman jumping through time and encountering various incarnations of the Legion. For those who want to read all about Superman's romp through time and space, I think the very reasonably priced trade paperback is out of print though you may find it in well assorted comic book shops and it is also included in the first SUPERMAN - THE TRIANGLE ERA omnibus. And I think that is more than enough of an introduction so let's get to the good stuff.

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With Relic Hunter on the other hand your boy has a little bit of a history.

Or is that HERstory now ? Anyway, my faithful longtime blog followers might remember that I mentioned hawaiian 40D - 24 - 35 hottie Tia Carrere in my very first birthday post / cult siren entry for natural born stripper JaMILF Lee Curtis way back in 2011 because Tia Carrere played femme fatale Juno Skinner ( although the sexbomb who owes her exotic looks to her spanish, chinese and fillipini descent didn't show much skin herself ) in True Lies with Arnold Schwarzenegger that is best known - amongst other things - for Jamie Lee Curtis boner inducing striptease.

JaMILF Lee Curtis quickly became famous for her impressive set of lungs as one of Hollywood´s best scream queens in movies like Halloween.

She later became quite literal famous for her impressive set of lungs as her boobs busted out and she quickly got the nickname " freezeframe " because her hot scenes in movies like Trading Places or Perfect became the most paused on the vcr thanks to her 34C - 22 - 34 measurements.

Today she´s best known for her incredibly hot striptease in True Lies, the best striptease in movie history - at least according to a poll from 2007.

Which is all the more impressive if you keep in mind that Jamie Lee Curtis was 36 at the time. So she did her best movie scene when her body was in remarkable shape - she exercised every day for this - and I cannot even begin to imagine how epic it would have been if she hadn´t kept on her underwear and gone full monty frontal nudity in the movie.

Because James Cameron had seen her in A Fish Called Wanda and wrote the role of Helen Trasker specifically to see her naked porn star body.

GET A GRIP ON JAMILF LEE´S COCONUTS / THE TAMER OF PANAMA !

JaMILF Lee Curtis has always spurred the sexual imagination of her on screen partners like with old horn dog Pierce Brosnan who got more than a good handful of her massive milkshakes when he squeezed her perfect puppies in The Tailor of Panama. The scene was not in the original script but Pierce just couldn´t let an opportunity to fondle Jamie´s juicy juggs pass and so he manhandled her titanic 38C twin torpedoes in every take.

After two days of shooting the scene Jamie´s mouthwatering XXL melons were so sensitive from Pierce´s constant massage that she climaxed with the slightest touch. So she agreed to let Pierce use her as his personal blow up sex doll for the remainder of the shooting if he stopped botching the takes and then the director decided to leave the scene in the movie.

Coming back to Tia Carrere and Relic Hunter, while the initial idea of the show - making an Indiana Jones style tv series but having the lead character who is an archaeologist be a hot sexbomb like Tia Carrere - was nothing short of brilliant the execution left much to be desired.

While Tia Carrere did her best, wearing some sexy and skimpy outfits and showing a lot of skin those scenes did not work as well as planned.

And it's not Tia Carrere's fault because in other roles - like her part in High School High which is the only reason to watch that movie - she is just oozing with sex appeal which is practically dripping off the screen.

Take the first episode of Relic Hunter for example, the first scene in which we see the lead character of Sidney Fox she is performing a tribal dance for her students wearing a pretty exciting outfit. But any sexual tension that might come up is quickly dashed as she throws a spear at the new guy which is her new assistant who will become her sidekick in the following adventures. A scene that could have been very erotic is turned into a cheap joke and the audience is as shocked as poor Nigel.

As a comparison let's take a scene from Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding where natural born 42E ( !!! ) - 23 - 34 go go dancer Carmen Electra is performing a sexy dance in a coconut bra - this one is also a tribal dance - which serves as Lanie McKenzie's introduction to one of the characters who will have a romantic connection with her and the viewers unfamiliar with Baywatch as well as a re - introduction for veteran Baywatch fans.

In this case the scene is not interrupted or turned into a cheap joke, the sexual tension is off the charts and Carmen Electra's erotic dance alone is worth the price of admission . Over the decades Baywatch has gotten a lot of flack and been scorned for going the easy way of just providing cheap fan service with dozens of incredible bikini sexbombs but as this example - and the failing of other shows that tried to copy their formula like Acapulco H.E.A.T. or Thunder In Paradise - shows it's not that easy.

Coming back to Relic Hunter, while they had a big plus with an exotic actress who even had appeared naked in the pages of PLAYBOY magazine the show flopped and I guess the final nail in the coffin was that at the end of the day the scripts were not that good. Well, that and Sidney's assistant / girlie man Nigel, the americans always have an inferiority complex when it comes to people from Britain and the writers are no exception. So they didn´t have the cojones to make an english man cool ( one of the reasons why Mike Meyers did the Austin Powers movies ).

Last but not least there is also a comicbook connection I have to mention since Tia Carrere appeared in the episode On A Dead Man´s Chest from the Tales From The Crypt tv show ( episode 3 of season 4 ) based on the story of the same title by Johnny Craig from Haunt Of Fear issue twelve.

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Bryan Brown who appeared in F / X, F / X 2 and more importantly Tai Pan in which cult siren Janine Turner displays the most daring cleavage without going completely topless.

As my faithful readers know I am a huge fan of Northern Exposure, one of THE best tv shows that ever aired and subsequently of Janine Turner.

Sadly there are not a lot of clips from Northern Exposure on YouTube and the few I found have all been deleted. What is also difficult to come by are performances by Janine Turner where she can really show her stuff.

One I still vividly remember was episode six from season two of Mike Hammer called Bonecrush in which a 22 year old Janine Turner played a nymphomanic ( aren´t all women in this series nymphomanic, especially the buxom Hammerettes ? ) horny sexbomb which she had no problem pulling off thanks to Janine´s bonerinducing 40C - 22 - 37 measurements.

Every normal, red - blooded guy would have done her in a minute but as always in the show since Mike Hammer knew her for such a long time he saw her more like a little sister than a born for porn sexual partner. One of Janine Turner´s breast scenes is when she tries to get Mike aroused wearing a super ventilated red shirt. That shirt had so many cleavage windows that it was basically just a lot of thin stripes which only barely covered her spectacular breasts leaving not much to the imagination.

When Janine´s character didn´t manage to get Mike aroused she was - understandably - miffed so when Mike´s only remaining friend in the police department ... at least his only male friend. As he seems to have an unlimited supply of female acquaintances willing to do whatever Mike Hammer needs them to do in the hopes of getting a big taste of ye olde patented 150 percent satisfucktion guaranteed Mike Hammer meatpole.

Like the thirsty, big breasted real life Power Girl below played by none other than PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month for March in 1982, blonde 34C - 23 - 33 blow up sex doll extreme Karen Lorre formerly Witter ( you can read more about the buxom beauty in the big finale to my Hugh Hefner tribute series from 2020 ) and whom regular blog readers might remember since she appeared in a few episodes of Mike Hammer, most notably in the episode Kill Devil with her famous picture album scene.

Sexy Karen also had bit parts on Trapper John M. D., Cheers, The Vineyard, The X - Files, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, NYPD Blue and Malcolm in the Middle. She also appeared in the movie Another Chance.

From 1990 to 1994 Karen had a contract role as the 4th Tina Lord on ABC´s soap opera One Life to Live, for which she was nominated for a 1991 Soap Opera Digest Award for Outstanding Female Newcomer in Daytime.

And to close the part about Busenwunder Karen Witter she later played Nemesis in Hercules : The Legendary Journeys, in the seventh episode.

Coming back to Janine Turner´s character, after Mike Hammer spurns her proposition to assume the position ( or more likely the positions since she intends to have sexual intercourse with Mike many positions in all night long ) Mike Hammer´s only remaining - male - friend in the police departement walks in and she blatantly asks him if his old friend Mike has some performance problems with his little Mike. Which is the only reasonable explanation for not slambanging Janine Turner´s brains out.

And with that thought in mind we come back to TAI PAN in which Janine Turner doesn´t wear only one, nor just two but at least three different dresses that show off her breast features. And when I say " show off her breast features " I mean expose her upper body completely while still managing to cover her nippels. It´s like she´s advertising motorboating and the only thing mising is a sign that reads " Best double breasted dick massages in town. Special offer : bring one friend and get a deepthroat blowjob for free. No age check. " I have no idea how the costume person got away with this or if it is even historically accurate and I don´t care.

Speaking of Janine Turner's mouthwatering mammaries, as far as casting her in a superhero movie - when she was in her prime of course - while it is not based on an existing comicbook she would have been perfect for the role of Majestic of the spoof series Society Of Virtue, especially if she would be wearing the original costume - which leaves nothing to the imagination so Janine could have displayed her flawless pornstar body here - instead of the prudish lame outfit Majestic gets in later episodes.

As for which episode I would adapt, it's either the one where Janine Turner gets plenty of screen time showcasing Majestic's breast costume - as well as her erection guaranteeing gazongas - from all angles or a new one. This would be a follow up to the episode called " XXX " in which the team surprises a group of actors shooting a porn movie parody of them and decide to take over to make the movie more realistic. As one might imagine this new episode would show the team actually shooting the porn movie and the main focus would - of course - be hot Janine Turner.

It goes without saying that as the director of this episode I would have insisted on rehearsing all the sex scenes before shooting and at Janine's request this would have taken place at a five star hotel at an undisclosed location as she knew that shooting a bonerinducing scene with too many people around always ended up with everybody taking turns at taming her. It's a dirty job but somebody has got to do it and I would not only have made the sacrifice to slam - bang Janine's brains out six ways - and six days - to Sunday during these gruelling sex scene rehearsal marathons I would also have taken the job of stunt cock to shield her from perverts.

Since I already mentioned ultimate men milking machine Carmen Electra ( her penetration sensation fuck marathons with Denis Rodman were so intense that he filed for divorce before she could break his dick ) and Baywatch here are the last episodes from season 8. Which sadly is the only one with Carmen Electra. Of course there are also the individual episodes of season 8 that I have not posted yet but for some reason the quality in those is not as good as in the videos with multiple episodes.

Anyway the people who uploaded the Baywatch episodes also seem to be big Carmen Electra fans because the only reason I can think of why they stopped uploading the episodes past season 8 is that they felt everything went downhill after. So it looks like this is it with Baywatch episodes and we will see if I start posting individual episodes once I posted all videos with multiple episodes. And once I run out of Baywatch episodes we will see. There are still plenty of videos with Baywatch babes that are not full episodes and there are episodes from other shows like Unhappily Ever After, Sweet Valley High or Black Scorpion I have neglected lately.

Speaking of ultimate bikini beach bodies, we have a return visit from all natural 42G ( !!! ) - 25 - 35 Busenwunder Xanthe Tasmine and I have to apologize because I was so wrapped up that I didn't even notice they had uploaded new videos with her. One of these is even one whole year old.

Geez, talk about having too much stuff on your plate. Anyway, we don't have the usual five videos but what Xanthe lacks in quantity she makes up for in quality. Although with those medicine ball - sized XXL melons she definitely is not lacking in quantity where the cupsize is concerned.

Since I have previously written about casting her as Big Barda to re - enact the famous - or infamous since your mileage may vary - issue 593 of ACTION COMICS by John Byrne in which a mind controlling guy from Apokolips shoots a porn movie with Big Barda and Superman ( someday we have to talk about the second sex tape with Big Barda, the one that everybody forgets about which is the one Darkseid gives Mister Miracle to watch at the beginning of the issue of which there are already 1,000 copies ordered as the first ones are selling like crazy in the porn shops around Suicide Slum ) we are going to skip that part for something new.

Well in light of Today's post connection to the Legion of Super - Heroes Xanthe would also be perfect in the role of Phantom Girl. And of course the movie would revolve around the merciless penetration sensation ejaculation marathons the Legion girls subjected Superboy to before Brainiac 5 erased his memory and sent him back to the 20th century.

If you know your Legion lore you know that at some point Brainiac 5 invented a machine to mind wipe Superboy before he returned to the 20th century so he wouldn´t have any knowledge of future events and could not alter the time stream. Yes, long before ( technically long after ) the Justice League of America did it in IDENTITY CRISIS the Legion guys were already wiping minds left and right for the benefit of mankind.

The thing is once the girls found out that Brainiac 5 wiped Superboy´s mind every time he went back to his own time they realized this was a big opportunity for them. They could dicktame Superboy without any mercy or fear of repercussions because even if their wild sex marathon would literally bang his brains out or break his dick in half Brainiac 5 would erase it. The only downside was they had to start his training as their breeding stallion every time from zero but it´s a small price to pay.

After various discussions they decided that the best course of action would be if Phantom Girl were the one to invite Superboy to a pool party in the Legion grotto since everybody knew she had a crush on Superboy so it would surprise no one if she was the one to volunteer for this duty.

The only problem was to keep Brainiac 5 occupied for a few days while the girls could use Superboy as their super powered dildo so one of the girls had to volunteer to fuck him into a coma. In a few lucky instances events aligned perfectly like when Supergirl tried to join the Legion but her plans were quickly foiled by a well placed red kryptonite meteor which accelerated the growth of Supergirl and gave her an adult body.

Since adults can´t join the Legion her membership had to be denied but Brainiac 5 - who had a crush on her for a long time - insisted on giving Kara a complete physical examination meaning a full cavity search. So he put a virtual reality goggle made out of lead on her so she could not see with her x - ray vision how he replaced his medical probe with his erection and penetrated her every orifice living out his sex phantasies.

Under normal circumstances Supergirl´s invulnerability would prevent Brainiac 5 from penetrating her but he had convinced Kara that it was absolutely necessary to do the medical examintion under a red sun lamp which negates Supergirl´s powers. As he was able to convince her that they not only had to sleep in the same bed for the next five weeks but that she should have sex with him many positions in to determine if her teenage body´s growth had been simply accelerted or if her teenage body had been exchanged with her future adult body which could have serious repercussions on her future life. Of course this was all scientific hogwash to dicktame Supergirl into becoming his next blow up sex doll.

Anyway, with Brainiac 5 occupied things could finally proceed as planned and when Superboy arrived at the Legion grotto the only people present were Phantom Girl, Jenny Ognats, Shadow Lass and Princess Projectra - wearing extremely tiny micro bikinis with less fabric than dental floss.

As he commented how uncomfortable their swimsuits made him the girls took them off after explaining that in the 30th century nobody wears swimsuits anyway and that they only wore them for his benefit because they know how prude 20th century boys are when it comes to nudity.

Being confronted with so much unchecked nakedness Superboy got a huge erection much to the delight of the girls who only got him to the pool to bang the living daylights out of him. Kal - El tried to resist their erotic advances but once Princess Projectra - who finished her tenure as oral priestess from the holy church of Deepthroatia Blowjoba Sukka Cum Louder - started inhaling his super boner he was done for. Not only do the women of Oral - Do have tongues that are three times as long as the tongues of earth women they have two additional vaginas in their throat.

So when Princess Projectra started pumping his super schlong with her double breasted deepthroat dick massage Superboy could not resist any longer especially when she used her illusion powers to look like Lana Lang, Clark´s highschool sweetheart who he had wanted to slam - bang hard for years but couldn´t because his powers would break her in half.

For hours Princess Projectra and the other girls went completely crazy taking turns at milking his superboner dry as best they could, impaling themselves and each other without mercy with Kal - El´s rigid rod.

But not only did they give Superboy a good demonstration how much sex techniques had evolved in the last 1,000 years, they furthermore used their super powers on him going completely out of control because they knew that his indestructable penis could take the punishment. On top of that they used their Legion flight rings to pull off otherwise impossible positions for humanoid bodies and since all of Superboy´s memories of their ejaculation extravaganzas were going to be wiped anyway they used all the perverted sex techniques in the galaxy that they wouldn´t use on their boyfriends since they would become addicted to hard sex.

Because of all these factors the Legion girls lost all of their inhibitions and fell into a frantic fuck frenzy like possessed super nymphomaniacs where they began to really attack Superboy´s dick with a vengeance in a grueling insemination squirt marathon. Which very quickly turned into a competition to see how much damage they could do to his dick before breaking it in half, who could make him ejaculate the fastest, who could make him squirt the most but most importantly who could make Kal - El scream in burning ecstasy the loudest while he shot out load after load.

To that end the horny girls started double teaming Superboy, licking his horsecock up and down with all of their super flexible tongues at once before squeezing his pulsating supermanhood between two sets of soft boobs until it had grown to three times its normal size. Then they picked up the pace, increasing the tempo, riding him like a breeding stallion.

They took him to the limits of kryptonian endurance in a relentless pounding stakkato giving him the male equivalent of multiple orgasmns until their sweaty bodies were writhing in convulsions, their eyes were rolled to the back of their heads and they were foaming at the mouth.

Especially Phantom Girl was very eager to put Superboy´s superdick to the test. She first got together with Ultraboy to spite her Mom ( when they met he was a prisoner and she used her phantom powers to break into his cell and push her boobs into his face until her banged her on her Mom's desk at the United Planets ) but he can only use one super power at a time. So Jo Nah would have either super hardness or super penetration speed or super multiple ejaculations or super sex marathon stamina or super sperm recuperation power or super squirt quantities.

While with Superboy Phantom Girl would get all of these powers at once.

Which is why I think that ultimate men milking machine Xanthe would be perfect for this part. In the comicbooks Phantom Girl is together with Ultraboy but she always had a crush on Superboy who has the same super powers like her boyfriend only better. So it would be plausible she would try to trade up when the chance arrives and because she always had the hots for him Phantom Girl turns into an even bigger nymphomanic slut than the other Legion girls as she tries to tame Superboy to become HER personal sex slave before all others. And with her bonerinducing pornstar body Xanthe could believably portray an ultimate sex machine that can dicktame even a man of steel - or a dick of steel to be more precisely.

Plus with her ginormous gazongas we could have some shower sex scenes where Superboy is pushing her big boobs against the shower glass which would be epic. We could have Xanthe all wet - or not - since this takes place in the future so we could say that instead of wasting gallons of water people in the future use sound to clean their bodies. There are a few science fiction movies or tv shows where people have sonic showers.

But only if Xanthe has a problem with getting wet for hours. If not we do it with water and I would even volunteer to be the stunt cock who has to rehearse the shower scenes at least half a dozen times before filming.

Ah, these are the sacrifices I am willing to make for the sake of art.

Anyway, time to go back to the volunteers for the Legion girls secret mission codename " let's milk Superboy's schlong dry to the last drop ".

Another nymphomanic sex freak who tamed Superboy´s boner with great enthusiasmn was Jenny Ognats a.k.a. XS ( or XXX like she was called by all male Legion members - as well as by all the Legion boys ) and not only because she had been thirsty for him since she saw him shirtless.

Also because she had to be extra careful when she had sex with regular males not to destroy them with her super powers - and I don´t mean in a good way. She could easily set them on fire with super friction or break their molecular integrity with her super vibrations or phase them in half.

And whenever she got busy with another Legion member´s member it did not end well either. The fact is that not only does Jenny have a body porn stars would kill for, because she is a speedster she has the perfect bubblebutt with legs for miles that go almost up to her chin and she is a real pro at spreading them like a fillipino hooker which makes all legion boys gonzo. And again, not in a good way : Element Lad transmuted his aspirin pills into viagra by accident and banged the dickens out of her for days, Sunboy got so excited he incinerated the entire bedroom, Colossal Boy used his growing powers while drilling her and totally stretched her out ( Jenny is only still tight down there because as a speedster she is super flexible and has super recuperative powers ) and old Timber Wolf became a complete animal. And I don´t mean he became LIKE an animal and they had crazy sex. No, he literally transformed into a huge wolf with an even bigger member and slambanged her doggy style. And when Jenny had enough of getting used like a blow up sex doll by the boys and tried shagging up with the female members it was another train wreck.

I won´t go into all the details but let´s just mention that XS is the only female Legion member who didn´t end up in intensive care unit after experiencing Triplicate Girl´s infamous Super Double Dildo Penetration Sensation up to the final Super Stakkato Of The Six Double Dildos Of Destruction in which she was hammered by six double dildos at once.

You can imagine Jenny´s relief. Not only was she not on the receiving end this time but with Superboy´s nearly invulnerable body she could really let loose of all of her inhibitions for once. Which she did with a vengeance : for normal onlookers it looked like he was getting deep throated by dozen of sexy girls and she would go through hundreds of different positions in mere seconds all the while draining his pulsating dick until the last drop of kryptonian sperm with her super vibrations.

But her coup de grace was a special technique called Sex around the world where she had taken a page from the Flash´s sex playbook : it consisted of running ( or better streaking since she had to be naked ) around the planet at many times the speed of sound and then slamming onto Superboy´s hard erection like a ton of bricks with her legs spread wide open like a phillipino hooker breaking the sound barrier on the way.

And while Superboy´s kryptonian physiology could withstand almost everything it didn´t take more than a dozen to break his resistance.

Once word got out about their super squirt sensations all the other girls joined in because they could not let the chance pass to use and abuse Superboy as their indestructable living dildo. But these super sex orgies got wilder and wilder until they finally had to suspend them when the bachelorette party for Triplicate Girl got out of hand. The inebriated sex machines had gone completely gonzo and started to shove one another with more and more speed and great force unto the delirious Superboy´s vibrating member with long, swift strokes using him like a battering ram drilling one another without mercy until he climaxed. Afterwards they used Brainiac 5´s mindwipe machine to make everyone believe it was Computo who destroyed Triplicate Girl´s third body and after a month business as usual resumed as they slamfucked him into submission again.

Of course you couldn´t read more about these uninhibited milking orgies in the Legion of Super - Heroes comicbooks but readers of issue one of Versaute Bettgeschichten got a little taste of it in the bonus section ( I didn´t have a full story on it because I was pressed for time ) and those who were lucky enough to buy the second issue got two additional pin ups of the nymphomanic female Legion of Super - Heroes members.

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from the dirtiest bounty hunter we come to a dirty pair of well what exactly I don't remember why they are called dirty pair but they do have two very nice pairs of although the question is if they get them dirty and if the answer is yes then how do they do it anyway aside from these deep philosophical questions since the video with the Dirty Pair double feature of Affair In Nolandia and Flight 005 Conspiracy has been slapped with an age restriction by YouTube here is Project Eden and

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SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND TERI HATCHER : THE BEST THERE IS ...

of Lois & Clark, The New Adventures Of Superman with my favourite Lois Lane in live action, not so desperate 38C - 22 - 33 former cheerleader Teri " I'm not a stripper ! " Hatcher .

Teri is still the gold standard when it comes to portraying Lois Lane since she was the first actress who made it believable that Superman chose a mortal over such ultimate sexbombs like Wonder Woman or Big Barda .

During the Bronze Age the character of Lois Lane made the transition of a woman whose only goal was to trick Superman into marrying her - who just happens to be a reporter - to a bonafide reporter and she frequently went undercover to get the scoop. In the tv show they did a bit of that but with a wet sex dream like Teri Hatcher on the job they could have done much more if they didn't have to deal with tv censorship. There could have been a story where Lois and Clark pose as a criminal couple in the vein of Bonnie and Clyde and to make it more convincing they put on a sex show for the horny gangsters who are secretly observing them.

Of course they hit a snag when they find out that the boss of the outfit used to have a fling with the woman Lois Lane is substituting - and when I say fling I mean that he slam - fucked the slut's brains out six ways to Sunday with his giantsized horseschlong - so to keep her cover Lois has no other choice than to let him use her as his personal blow up sex doll.

Check out my last post on cult siren Teri Hatcher to read more about her comic book connections like her appearance in Tales From The Crypt or Tango & Cash where she showed her incredible body and dancing skills .

Speaking of Tango & Cash it is often cited as one of the most 80s movies of all times which should be no surprise since it came out in 1989 and so caught the 80s at their height but also gave you a taste of 90s excess. It goes without saying that the exotic dance by Teri Hatcher - who really knows how to do those high kicks - alone is worth the price of admission.

Daimn, with those legs for miles and her pornstar body Teri could really inflict some serious damage and I bet there were many special late night rehearsals where she pumped Dean Cain dry to the last drop making him squirt like a fire hose again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Teri drove him insane and completely wore his schlong out.

Now as hot as she was Teri Hatcher was not the only sexbomb on Lois & Clark and so it was only natural that 40C - 25 - 35 Ueber cougar Tracy Scoggins caught my attention especially since she was often wearing bikinis that were so skimpy that it's a wonder they passed the tv censors ( maybe it was because in the 90s bikinis were big on tv shows like The Bikini Open or maybe Tracy had a deepthroat session with the board of censorship behind closed doors ) as Daily Planet gossip columnist Cat Grant ( who was co - created by Marv Wolfman and Jerry Ordway ).

Men milking machine Tracy Scoggins was also part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.

Now in the erotic skin flick movie Alien Intruder from 1993 tittilating Tracy Scoggins gets completely naked playing a sadistic nymphomaniac big breasted computer virus who hijacks a virtual reality sex program to slamfuck some lucky guys to death. Tracy was perfectly cast for this as she could draw inspiration from her vast sexual experience in real life.

Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !

Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .

Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !

She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.

Which apparently she tried to re - enact with Kyle MacLachlan for a few weeks in a nearby no - tell motel where she used her relentless body and her ability to spread her legs like a fillipino hooker to pump his dick dry.

Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .

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SUPERMAN'S GIRLFRIEND ERICA DURANCE : NOT SO SMALL ( VILLE ) !

Coming back to the number two Lois Lane in movies or tv series I am of course talking about curvaceous canadian Erica Durance whose nickname in college was En Durance because the entire football team took turns putting her all natural 40C - 24 - 36 pornstar body to the endurance test.

Once those horny bastards got her drunk enough they handcuffed her to the bed in their special soundproof " taming chamber " where they tag - teamed the helpless sexbomb up to five guys at the same time pounding her merciless in every orifice of her body with their giant pulsating cocks during their after game viagra parties when they used every cheerleader and bigbreasted teacher they could capture like cheap blow up sex dolls.

Having an ultimate sexbomb like Erica Durance on the cast the producers of Smallville naturally used every opportunity to put her into revealing outfits like in the episode where Aquaman was introduced where Erica got to display her mesmerizing measurements in a striking red bikini.

Speaking of bikinis, there was also an episode where Lois Lane went undercover as a stripper wearing a very patriotic stars and stripes bikini.

And while this technically qualifies as a striptease since she takes some of her clothes off Erica Durance really didn't get to show off more than her spectacular body since both - the tv censorship and the character she played - prevented her from applying any superior stripper skills.

Thankfully the directors knew that Erica would be hesitant to let her inner sex freak out and thus conned her into slutting it up a few notches by telling her that they would play the entire scene for comedic relief.

In the version they sold to Erica Lois Lane would be forced go on stage and do this like incredibly sexy striptease not to blow her cover and she would think she is terrific and the guys would get huge erections - after all Erica Durance trained a few weeks for this scene - when in reality she would be really bad and everybody would be turned off and embarrassed and at the end she would fall on her tight and shapely ass or something.

And to the guys credit they really did film it that way. But when they cut the scene they took out most of the funny parts and at the end we only had the awkward bit at the beginning where Lois Lane is really stiff and doesn't know what to do but then she turns into such a baddie stripper star that the viewer wonders why she never pursued this career instead of journalism when she was clearly built for it and had the talent needed to become a striptease super star. Or at least she could have used these abilities to go undercover in a few more episodes. In any case kudos to the directors for tricking Erica Durance into fulfilling our wet fanboy sex dreams and also to Erica for being a pro - in more than one sense - doing the necessary preparation, delivering a memorable striptease but mostly for being a good sport in this scene and others where she showed skin.

In any case Erica Durance made it seem logical that a humanoid looking alien from a doomed planet who had the ability to leap giant bedposts in a single bound, penetrate even the tightest womanhood faster than a speeding bullet, pound them with the power of a locomotive and squirt endlessly like a mighty river could not help himself falling hard for her.

With co - stars that have such good chemistry there are always rumors about a secret relationship but both - Tom Welling and Erica Durance - have denied that they had an affair. Tom Welling even went so far as to go on record that he would never date a co star. On the other hand just because you are not dating your co star who is built like a damn pornstar does not mean you can't slam - bang her brains out in a nearby no - tell motel until you can't get it up anymore whenever you are not shooting.

I got to hand it to the producers who knew exactly what their audience wanted and used every cheap excuse to display Erica Durance boner - inducing hardbody and put her in lots of bikinis, PLAYBOY bunny outfits or even naked in the shower. For us as the viewers the scene was not very satisfying since they really couldn't show much of anything thanks to the restrictions of american tv but I am sure all of the people involved in shooting the scene got a raise out of it and afterwards Tom rushed her to his trailer to deeply penetrate - her character of Lois Lane that is of course. In any case you could hear her screams of pleasure all night long.

Erica Durance really provided some of the breast moments on Smallville but I could not find a video of the hot scene below in good quality. Now of course the scene is not as good as it could have been due to the tv censorship and if I had been the director I would have made a few changes. Like getting rid of Erica Durance's top because it makes no sense to operate on her with that thing on. Secondly I would have made the straps restraining her smaller really tiny bordering on the miniscule so that only her nipples would be covered and only barely. And last but not least I would have made the straps see - through so Erica's bountiful boobies are tightly squeezed to the extreme when she's struggling to break free. That would have been a scene to go down in boob tube ( with a big emphasis on the boob part ) history but alas it was not to be.

Well with an almost naked Erica Durance strapped to an operating table at a secret black ops laboratory at an undisclosed location the limits to the imagination are just endless. Even if the breast ideas probably never would have made it onto the small screen because they would not pass tv censorship. For instance there could have been a scene where they are trying to create a human / kryptonian hybrid and because they used tissue samples from Kal - El it immediately goes berserk once they bring it into contact with Lois so it breaks free and tries to mate with Lois.

Or there could be multiple kryptonian halfbreeds that were cloned with human and daxamite dna which turned them into sex freaks with huge appendages. And a lab assistant whose sexual advances Lois rejected leaves her alone with an entire freak show of sex beasts who pound every orifice in Lois Lane's pornstar body with dozens of long tentacles.

Apart from her alluring antics on Smallville Erica Durance had a lot of bra scenes on Saving Hope and my reason for bringing all of this up is that I forgot to include her breast moments in all of my previous posts.

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