At this point I thought I would be writing about the JimAparoArtist's Edition but since that book was rescheduled to the end of November and then to December and now nobody has a f - word - ing idea when it will come out I am extending X - MEN MONTH and finally writing about what might be my favourite X - Men issue of all times, UNCANNY X - MEN 328.
The story is written by Scott Lobdell who for me is one of the criminally underappreciated writers of the X - Men universe. He and Fabian Nicieza were tasked with steering the mutant ship when the biggest and hottest artists all left Marvel Comics to form iMAGEComics which may be one of the reasons why their run on the x - books is not as revered as others.
Because a lot of comicbook readers also left Marvel Comics - or at least the mutant franchise - for iMAGEComics. Anyway, it was about this time that a young upstart by the name of JoeMadureiras came on board and really came into his own during the AGE OF APOCALYPSE mega crossover.
I totally plan on doing a separate post on AGE OF APOCALYPSE - once I have enough material for a proper post - but since there will be a video about this in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of this post I don't want to write too much about the story since I don't want to spoiler it.
What I am going to say is that it is not only one of my personal favourite X - MEN crossovers but also of a lot of comicbook fans and comicbook critics alike. Although I have to say that this is one of these cases where the fans liked it first and later on the critics came around to like this.
When Marvel Comics did the crossover cancelling an entire line of books and restarting with eight brand new series with a number one was an unprecedented move and it could have been the final nail in the coffin of the x - books. But instead it reinvigorated the franchise and the sales.
I think that one of the things that sets AGE OF APOCALYPSE apart from all the other crossovers that followed is that it was manageable. Okay, so it did go through several - new - x - titles BUT you didn't have to read them all to enjoy the full story. Granted IF you read them all you got a better view of this new alternate reality but some of the books contained just side quests which were interesting but not really crucial to get the gist of the story. There also was the X - UNIVERSE two part prestige format series drawn by none other than CarlosPacheco that dealt with what the rest of the characters from the Marvel universe who were not mutants were doing for those who were curious but it was not essential reading.
The main part of AGE OF APOCALYPSE was happening in AMAZING X - MEN written by Fabian Nicieza and drawn by Andy Kubert and ASTONISHING X - MEN written by Scott Lobdell and drawn by Joe Madureiras who leaned heavily into his love for manga especially when redesigning the X - Men and X - Women. For a lot of people this was their first exposure to the manga aesthetics since back then manga publications had not arrived in the public mainstream. At least not in such a big way like it has Today.
Aside from the new looks for Marvel's merry band of mutants the story also introduced alternate versions of characters from the 616 timeline most prominent a heroic version of Sabretooth ( we will return to him - although in his regular villain version - in a moment ), my new favourite X - Men Morph and absolute fan favourite Blink, the breakout star of the event. Blink had been introduced in The Phalanx Covenant where she became super popular through one shining moment of heroism. There are a few characters in comicbooks who have this one moment of glory or sacrifice that cements them forever as one of the great ones and for Blink that happened with the phalanx. But it was also the end of Blink's story much to the chagrin of countless comicbook fans around the world so when the chance presented itself to bring her back - and in a kickass version to boot - the guys at Marvel Comics didn't think twice about it.
After her appearance in AGE OF APOCALYPSE Blink had her own four issue mini series before becoming the leader of the EXILES, one of Marvel's more obscure mutant books. It had the potential to become one of their biggest hits - a team with a changing roster of mutants from different alternate realities going through the multiverse trying to correct changes in the timeline - but I guess the series demanded that the readers had an intimate knowledge of the Marvel universe which was its biggest strength but also its biggest weakness. Also not having a regular artist - or at least not a very good regular artist - over long stretches of the series did not help either. I got big into the book once one of my favourite artists - the great Paul Pelletier ( who also had worked on THE FLASH , TEEN TITANS, FANTASTIC FOUR, SHE - HULK, AQUAMAN, SUPERBOY AND THE REAVERS and CrossGen's NEGATION) - took over art duties. His run was excellent but it kept being interrupted by a few artists I didn't care much about.
SABRETOOTH AT THE CRADLE or I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Coming back to Sabretooth, as I already mentioned in my Psylocke post from March of 2023 ( which I am still trying to finish ) as well as in my two Gambit spotlights ( yes, who would have thought that I of all people would write not one but two Gambit posts but then I also did a spotlight on Rob Liefeld's tenure onNEWMUTANTS / X - FORCE so you never know ) there was a time when Professor Charles Xavier was keeping Sabretooth locked up at the x - mansion trying to cure him while also using him as a new version of the danger room. During this time his most interesting interactions were with Gambit or when he was talking to the other team members about Gambit. Because while Gambit's big dark secret had not come out yet at that particular time it had already been hinted at that there was a history between Gambit and Sabretooth and it was not good.
We got a glimpse of it in issue 34 of the adjective - less X - MEN - and you can read most of the issue in my second Gambit spotlight - and the events were picked up in UNCANNY X - MEN 326 which came out a year later and served as a kind of lead in to the story we are talking about.
This issue already hinted at the possibility that Sabretooth was not as mentally impaired as he appeared to be and so things came to a rather explosive culmination in UNCANNY X - MEN 328. The main players in this greek drama of epic proportions are Sabretooth and one of my favourite x - girls, Boom Boom the suicide blonde with the stripper name and the skin tight wardrobe - but especially the huge breasts - that go with it.
Since I have already written about her at length in my Rob Liefeld post I can skip the part about her ( although I make no promises in regards to the bonus section of this post ) which I am sure will delight some of my readers and come right to the interaction between Sabretooth and our Boomer which leads to a donnybrook between Sabretooth and Psylocke which has one of the most gut wrenching cliffhangers in X - Men history.
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Now I thought that I had already written a few times about S Club 7 and its most prominent member - at least for me - Rachel Stevens but as it turns out I only mentioned them once and that is definitely not enough for a british Busenwunder of her calibre - pun intended. So much more than just a pop tart, beauteous brunette bra buster Rachel Stevens who is, in her native England, about as big a sex symbol as one can get. And rightly so. Plucked from obscurity at age 15 after winning a modelling competition, she embarked on a pop - music career after landing a spot in the girly group S Club 7. Racking up number - one singles along with shaking her 38C rack, Rachel and mates prettied up the BBC channels with saucy shows S Club 7 in Miami and S Club 7 in Hollywood and even made their way over the pond to Germany where they landed on VIVA TV. Rachel Stevens quicklybecame my guilty pleasure and she kept little Subzero´s eyes glued to the tv set with her 38C - 24 - 33 measurements that turned every video of The S Club Show into The Sex Club Show.
Well, she and blonde band member Jo O´Meara or like I called her Blow Jo who was definitely giving me some teenage Power Girl vibes with her bonerinducing Playmate Of The Year pornstar hardbody and I won´t lie, Jo was giving me as hard an erection as raunchy Rachel if not harder.
The other girls in the group never did much for me but there were a few episodes where Rachel and Jo were wearing bikinis and I would have given anything for a threesome weekend with those blow up sex dolls.
Funnily enough I remember there being more episodes with the girls in bikinis but from all the shows I only found some bikini episodes in the Miami 7 show and the volleyball episode is the one with the longest part that has the girls - especially Rachel Stevens and Jo O'Meara - in a bikini.
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After the group split, Rachel launched a super suc - sex - ful solo singing career since she knew how to put the pop in pop music and popped up in flicks Suzie Gold ( 2004 ) and Deuce Bigalow : European Gigolo ( 2005 ).
After a week of working on my Rob Liefeld NEW MUTANTS / X - FORCE tribute post it is time to take a break so we are returning to one of my favourite series in the entire Marvel Comics mutant universe, the sadly very underrated and underappreciated EXCALIBUR written by ChrisClaremont - of course - and drawn by the incomparable Alan Davis .
At least during Alan Davis first tenure on the book, later on Alan Davis assumed the writing duties and that would have been our starting point for this post but - as usual - while doing the research I came upon a few pages of original Alan Davis artwork that should have been included in my first two posts of this series AFTER finishing that part of the post.
Now the reason why I mentioned my Rob Liefeld spotlight is that like so many other posts the genesis of this one lies in a previous post. While writing the post I - naturally - mentioned EXCALIBUR as one of the many mutant - centric comicbooks ChrisClaremont wrote during his16 ( !!! ) yeartenure on UNCANNYX - MEN and while looking for an original Alan Davis EXCALIBUR page to add to the post I realized how many pages I still hadn't posted. Well, if you have read the Rob Liefeld post you know that I did not include a page from EXCALIBUR ( which probably would have sold 100 times as much if they would have called the series X - CALIBUR ) because I decided to save those pages to continue this series. And since I have - almost - checked all the necessary boxes for the videos which I include in the comicbook trivia / cult siren section plus extras ( like the full movie BEVERLY HILLS COP although I reckon it won't last long ) on the Rob Liefeld post I thought why not continue the mutant motif a bit and see if we can't turn November into a full blown MUTANT MONTH.
As longtime followers of the blog know my two previous posts are not the first posts I did on EXCALIBUR. I already did three posts on the series - as well as two more about some of the other books he did - but since I had lost my entire picture archive ( twice ! ) and I came across a lot of pages by Alan Davis from EXCALIBUR I decided to start again from zero.
Also back then I used a lot of pages with a very low quality which would not make the cut Today so that even if I reposted a page the new version has a superior quality which for me counts as posting a brand new page.
Going over my old EXCALIBUR posts I thought I had already written a bit about the background of the characters but I could not find anything.
Of course it is possible that I wrote something to that extend on another post but I don't have the time to go over all of my almost 1,425 posts so here we go. Most people know all the better known mutant characters which ChrisClaremont pulled from the X - Men books like Kitty Pryde or Nightcrawler but I bet not that many are familiar with Captain Britain.
Or if they are familiar with him it is mostly from the newer comicbooks and are unaware that he did not start out in regular Marvel Comics but in the english branch, Marvel UK. Established in 1972 it offered reprints of Marvel Comics titles - with most of the colours removed - in magazine sized publications like The Mighty World Of Marvel. But these books did not make a big impression on the british market which was dominated by titles like Judge Dredd, 2000 AD or Vulcan which included series like The Spider, The Steel Claw , Kelly's Eye, Mytek The Mighty, Robot Archie or The Rise And Fall Of The Trigan Empire which german comic fans would discover through the Kobra comicbooks. To change that Marvel Comics decided that they needed a british super hero as the lead of a new series and Londonborn Chris Claremont was tasked with writing it. He came up with the character, his story and the supporting cast and Herb Trimpe - best known for his iconic run on THE INCREDIBLE HULK where he co - created Wolverine with LenWein - was the artist on this new series.
As for his design I could not find a definite answer to who came up with it but various sources speculate that it was probably JohnRomitaSenior.
Chris Claremont wrote ten instalments of the lead feature in Captain Britain - which had a length of 8 pages - and regular blog visitors might remember that they are included - amongst a plethora of other material - in the MARVEL UNIVERSE BY CHRIS CLAREMONT omnibus since I wrote a post about it ( which includes the full list of contents ) in May of 2023 because amazon Spain was offering the 140 EURO hardcover for a measly 53 bucks. And as usual I've only had time to read the first five chapters.
Now in the beginning Captain Britain was just your run of the mill super hero and I first became more acquainted with Brian Braddock in reverse order. Because back in the day there were very few trade paperbacks around but one of the few that was omnipresent - and not too expensive - was the CAPTAIN BRITAIN trade paperback that collected the stories from the british comics written by Alan Moore and drawn by Alan Davis that led up to the creation of EXCALIBUR. Which was not the beginning of their collaboration where they completely redesigned the costume to its iconic new iteration. For that we had to wait a few decades as Marvel Comics first reprinted those in a limited series and they are included in the CAPTAIN BRITAIN omnibus that also contains the initial 39 issue run.
But you don't have to wait any longer because I think that's enough of an introduction to Captain Britain. Since we covered the material from the original graphic novel EXCALIBUR - THE SWORD IS DRAWN as well as from issues 1 to 5 of the ongoing series in our first post and issues 6 to 24 ( which includes EXCALIBUR's crossover with INFERNO and THE CROSS - TIME CAPER ) in our second post we have already covered Alan Davis' first tenure on the book. So in this start we start with Alan Davis return to the title with issue 42 as he also took over the writing of the title.
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today we have a few different nora sahinpasic video it seems the network guys finally realized her pornstar qualities
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We are changing gears a bit and going over to the competition because with all this talk about ultimate wrestling sexbombs I think it is about time that we mentioned 40D - 25 - 36 mega men milking machine and PLAYBOY pictorial veteran Kimberly Page and the nubile Nitro Girls.
As wrestling enthusiasts know Kimberly started her career accompanying Diamond Dallas Page to his matches as the obligatory eye candy for the male viewers. Diamond Dallas Page was the first wrestler - at least that I am aware of - who realized what would become a trend later namely that no matter how good you are as a wrestler the most important thing you need is a good finishing move. There were other wrestlers like Tito Santana who may have been better wrestlers but his finisher El Paso De Muerte was a high risk maneuver and more often than not failed. A few times it even put him out of commission. So the diamond cutter became Diamond Dallas Page´s calling card and I remember that at his peak he perfected the 101 ways to apply it. He even once put it on an opponent in mid flight. But as entertaining as Diamond Dallas Page was the real reason why I am writing about this is the breast idea in wrestling ever.
Now this was waaay back ( god, I´m dating myself here ) when Eric Bischoff was the boss of the WCW the competition to Vince McMahon´s WWE. They were competing on all levels and to get more viewers Eric Bischoff came up with the idea of the Nitro Girls a dancing group of hot girls ( like on most spanish tv shows I know there are dancers ) some of them even became wrestlers afterwards. It should be no surprise that my favorite was asian Chae An who was notorious for her nippleslips.
At least on german tv, I don´t know if it was scrambled in Amerika.
Of course I could not find a video with one of Chae´s famous or infamous nippleslips ( well, duh ) but here are the breast Nitro Girls segment from YouTube that I could find with my future wife shaking her moneymakers.
Like the roster of the Legion of Super - Heroes or the Avengers for those more familiar with mainstream super heroes the Nitro Girl´s roster kept changing. I think this is the first incarnation with ueber busty Whisper.
Which you can´t see because for some reason they put her in the back so she is completely hidden. At least my dreamgirl Chae is front and center.
Born in Seoul, South Korea she was not only one of the most exotic and therefore most popular Nitro Girls unlike Kimberly who had her 40Ds enhanced Chae An´s 40C oppai are all natural. Man, what I would have given for a fourway penetration vacation with her, Busenwunder Whisper and Tayo ( maybe with Kimberly thrown into the mix in the sudden death bonus round ) but I guess I missed my chance and some other lucky guy snatched her away and she´s now married with three kids.
Speaking of missed chances, if I could take the trusty imaginary time machine and pluck her from when her body was at its peak an absolute no brainer as far as casting Chae An in a comicbook / cartoon / hentai anime live action adaption would be as a sexy nurse on hentai series Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation a.k.a. Semen Extraction Ward a.k.a. Big Breasted Nympho Deepthroat Addicted Lust Nurses Of The Extreme Sperm Extraction Ward Dicktaming Young Horsecock With Their Melons.
In the hentai series a young lad by the name of Yamada who suffers from an ultra rare illness where he produces more sperm than his body can store and if he does not ejaculate the excess semen every three hours his balls will explode is admitted to a hospital for special treatment.
The guy already did his best to manage it on his own but because of excessive monkey spanking he fractured both of his hands. Thankfully all the nurses in the hospital are built like living blow up sex dolls with giant boobs perfect for massaging stiff horsecocks, long legs almost up to their necks, perfect bubble butts that would make afro - american rap stars like Cardi B envious and full, soft lips which were genetically engineered to be wrapped tight around a huge pulsating erection and to suck it dry.
So everything would be fine for Yamada if the first buxom nurse who is assigned to personally handle his case -Tachibana a.k.a. " begrudging nurse " - was not less than thrilled to jerk him off every three hours.
What should be a great time turns into an embarrassing experience and it doesn´t help that Yamada needs ever increasing sexual stimuli which forces Tachibana to give him a blowjob - among other things - and ends with her spreading her long legs like a fillipino hooker and riding him like an untamed breeding stallion during the height of insemination month.
For some reason among all the sexual practices the nurse uses to extract the sperm there is no tit f - word - ing scene but you can be sure that I would include it in my remake because Chae was clearly built for this.
The nurses in the series all have special names and my first choice would be to cast Yaya Han as Hiramatsu a. k. a. " demotivational nurse " a big - breasted sexbomb that he gets assigned to in part four and who Yamada finally gets to slam - fuck in every way to his hearts content. The role for Nitro Girl Chae An would be the nurse Kiritani from the eight instalment.
In the hentai nurse Kiritani a.k.a. " black hearted nurse " is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown because she dicktamed all well endowed guys and then left them as sex zombies and we could leave that as part of her backstory if it even comes up. Anyway, like I said in the fourth part Yamada gets a rare breather and finally gets to slamfuck Hiramatsu to his heart's content but alas things can't last and from that on he gets treated worse and worse in every new part until the recent high point - or low point if you see it from Yamada's point of view - namely part eight in which Kiritani uses him as her personal living dildo after having forced some of the other nubile nurses to get destroyed by his always ready cock ( which at this point is extremely well trained ).
Of course not all of the nurses have to be ordered to milk Yamada's big erection dry as some of those sperm hungry sluts are very anxious to live out all of their most perverted sex fantasies with his constantly hard on and are only too willing to become Kiritani's merciless squirt enforcers.
That's the role I have in mind for Lidija Bacic Lille, she would be great as one of Kiritani's deepthroat addicted nymphomanic ejaculation enforcer nurses and with her bonerinducing Playmate Of The Year ( Lidija Bacic Lille DID appear in PLAYBOY but sadly didn't pose nude ) and blonde hair I would cast her as Yamaguchi a.k.a. " Violent Nurse " because it would be epic to see Lidija Bacic Lille go completely gonzo on a huge horsecock trying to break it in half with her pussy or at least wear his schlong out.
Although I would cut down on the violent stuff and concentrate more on her qualities as an ultimate men milking machine ( which would be easy peasy for Lidija Bacic Lille since she would be practically playing herself although with a somewhat more subdued sex drive ) with a lot of scenes where she pounds Yamada's cock into submission ( as the resident stunt cock I would have to rehearse these with Lidija Bacic Lille extensively ).
Yamaguchi is Yamada's assigned sperm extraction specialist in part three and she does a lot of kinky stuff like giving him electro shocks or using self made sex toys on his dick but the best part is when she grabs him by the ankles and uses him like a living walking dildo. No, I mean the worst.
I wouldn't cut that out completely but in this case I would let somebody else handle this since I would not survive this kind of treatment. In any case I would probably keep it very short - just enough to show it in a flashback - and instead concentrate on Yamaguchi's return in part eight.
Especially since that is the part with Kiritani that I would most definitely put into the movie. Like I mentioned Kiritani has a few enforcer nurses to subdue Yamada and Yamaguchi is brought in in part eight to soften him up so that Kiritani can have her way with her. But when Yamaguchi starts riding Yamada like a breeding stallion during insemination month reverse cowgirl style she is in for a rude awakening as he not only goes in all the way but his dick is much bigger than she remembers completely stretching her out. Totally shocked the dizzy Yamaguchi starts cursing and asking Yamada if the nurses assigned to him after her developed his cock to this ultimate form all the while pounding away at him like crazy.
As for Kiritani not only does she love to dicktame young horsecocks to become well trained sex slave like obedient dogs she also loves using the most potent aphrodisiacs on her patients and tests the newest creation of the hospital's head nurse - an extremely potent and very dangerous one - on Yamada which makes his cock grow to a ridiculous size but also his balls grow as big as tennis balls as they produce so much semen that he ejaculates three times only because Kiritani showed him her boobs.
It would have been epic to see Chae impale herself on a giant horsecock that has grown to the size of a third leg and pump it dry to the last drop.
Since we are on the subject of casting Chae An in live action adaptions of my favourite hentai series I have to mention Uritsukidoji II : Legend Of The Demon Womb in which Chae An could play beast woman Megumi Amano or Engemuschi Ohnegummi like she is known to german viewers.
Another option would be the hentai series Makai Kishi Ingrid especially in the first part where our big breasted heroine is pumped full of super potent sex drugs before being used all night long by horny sex demons with multiple giant - sized tentacles as their newest blow up sex doll.
I did some research on Whisper and her name is Rebecca M. Currci. I could not find any good pictures but Whisper was my second favorite Nitro Girl which may have had something to do with her mouth watering 42E mega melons which were just made to massage huge erections for hours until they become hard as unto a thing of iron. But it seems that I was not the only horny guy who fell to her womanly charms because she married Shawn Michaels and I´m sure she used him as her boy sex toy.
Afro american aphrodite Tayo Reed was my number three Nitro Girl and what she has in common with Chae is they both have been cheerleaders.
But while Chae had been a cheerleader for three years before becoming a Nitro Girl Tayo started her cheerleading career after leaving wrestling behind. And Tayo was not only a cheerleader for the Atlanta Falcons but also a dancer for the Atlanta Hawks and both teams being named after birds is a perfect set up for a dirty punchline for my german followers.
Now any dirty jokes aside, according to wrestling insiders Eric Bischoff insisted on personally handling Tayo's audition for the position of Nitro Girl himself and he made sure to make her assume all of the positions.
And some may think these are just unbased rumours but we are talking about Eric Bischoff here and we all know that he used and abused 40E ( !!! ) - 28 - 38 wrestling Busenwunder Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks like a cheap phillipino prostitute and that she granted him three " sexual favours " hoping to get promoted to be the boss of the knockout division.
So it would not surprise me if sexual chocolate Tayo had to endure a few special midnight olympics fuck marathons that took place at a secluded five star hotel with a soundproof bedroom. So nobody could hear Eric scream at the top of his lungs when Busenwunder Tayo slam - fucked his brains out seven days to Sunday in the worst way making Eric squirt huge loads like a fire hose all night long until he could not get it up anymore.
Tayo really had to work hard for her new job and put her back into it because one of Eric Bischoff's stipulations for granting her the well paid position was that she had to make him come a lot until the sun comes up starting with giving him a double breasted deepthroat schlong massage.
Then after she had made him squirt a few loads and gotten his dick hard enough like unto a thing of iron she jumped on his erect penis with her legs spread wider than a phillipino prostitute impaling herself on Eric's schlong with such force that the bed almost breaks down. After that she had to go through all of the positions milking him dry until the last drop.
Tayo opened her own dance studio Tayo Reed´s International Studio of Dance and you can get the complete intel on Whatever Happened To The Nitro Girls on RING THE DAMN BELL or just watch the video here below.
What I somehow missed - maybe it fell into the dark ages when no tv station broadcasted wrestling in Germany - is The Nitro Girl Search.
Luckily you can find some of the episodes on YouTube but I´m not going to include all of them here. What I just had to include is week 3 because of the incredible nubian sex goddess in the red sweater, Keisha Simpson.
Daimn, just look at that perfect body ! With those firm breasts, the trim stomach, those long legs and those hips it´s like she was born to be a centerfold plus she has the booty. And that smile, she knows she´s fine.
Now if I had been the one who makes the decisions this would have been the end of the Nitro Girl Search right there and then because with Keisha Simpson it would be just She´s perfect ! Game Over ! Like they say in my favourite episode of Sledge Hammer : she will be a mistress AND a wife.
IF I WAS A HAMMER I'D HAMMER ANNE - MARIE MARTIN IN THE MORNING
Speaking of Sledge Hammer, Anne - Marie Martin who appeared in the Tom Selleck sci fi vehicle Runaway and the ill - fated Doctor Strange tv pilot although she is best known as the cast member who could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole and who got one leg up ( although all horny male viewers dreamt of her putting both legs high up ) as Sgt. Dori Doreau, the hardbody of the law with legs up to her chin.
We all dreamed of her assuming the position so we could give her a full cavity search. The canadian blow up sex doll honed her incredible curves as a horse riding world championship contender for America so she is an expert breaking in broncos, taming breeding stallions ( especially those with an insatiable third leg ), natural insemination and dressage riding.
This comes in handy in my favorite episode, Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model which thoroughbred stud mare Anne Marie Martin pulls off easily thanks to her bonerinducing bikinibody.
Apropos Dori being auctioned off to become the love slave of a rich pasha, with Sledge Hammer's innate bumbling nature - remember that he almost blows her cover when he sees her model pictures at the fake model agency - I always fantasized about what would happen if Sledge would arrive too late and Dori would have been already shipped away to a future position of living party favour for the sheik's many horny guests.
Especially at the uninhibited sex orgies his business partners would be invited to where ultimate sexbombs with enticing stripper moves that would make even the most seasoned porn super stars blush performed steamy stripteases that made Salome's famous " dance of the seven veils " look like a Kindergarten dance apt for the whole family by comparison.
As a boob lover the sheik's personal harem - which is where Dori Doreau was supposed to end up - was full of exceptionally big breasted women who were pumped two times - first full of very potent illegal sex drugs and a second time by the huge monstercocks of the sheik's guests who were totally out of control ganging up on the women assaulting their holes up to four schlongs at the same time and stretching them out.
Now the reason why Sledge would come too late - no pun intended - to prevent Dori Doreau being shipped off as a penetration pleasure pet was that he and the task force he assembled stumbled upon the agency's secret underground " taming facility " also known as " Deepthroat High " where the unsuspecting models were " broken in " by the henchmen of the agency's boss ( who were the elite of the most brutal serial rapists around the world ) before getting special classes by phillipino prostitutes about how to spread their legs and milk schlongs dry until the last drop.
During their " taming period " the hapless girls were also used for " recreational purposes " by the model agency's male employees on their lunch breaks and after work who were encouraged to use this perk as often as they could since they were usually quite brutal and relentless which - according to the boss - sped up their indoctrination process.
To that end a lot of the girls were blindfolded and handcuffed to beds in a soundproof chamber so when Sledge Hammer and his fellow police men came upon these rooms with rows upon rows of beds that had naked exotic Busenwunders from every corner of the world that could easily triplicate the sales numbers of any adult magazine ( since the whole scam was to trap girls who could be Playmates Of The Year ) lying on their backs and being totally incapacitated while spreading their legs - who on top of that had just been hosed down and oiled up so they were ready to be used and abused in any which way - a few of the cops could not help themselves and started " sampling the merchandise quality ".
Of course Sledge would have none of that - although he was seriously tempted to participate in the impromptu fuck marathon when he came across a woman who looked like Dori Doreau's big - breasted younger twin only with longer legs and was so pumped up on sex drugs that she immediately started giving him a double breasted deepthroat massage.
After handcuffing her to a bed while he was on the brink of squirting like a fire hose he tried his best to prevent the cops from further using the already abused girls. But there were a lot of these rooms and he could not be everywhere at the same time so it took Sledge a while to bring things under control and by the time all the girls had been freed and put into busses that were supposed to bring them to the next police station the bad guys had already fled the country with dicktaming Dori in tow.
Although most of the cops drove them to the nearest subway underpass so nobody could hear the girls scream at the top of their lungs while the police men took turns slam - fucking the sluts senseless against the glass.
Needless to say that by this point Dori Doreau had already been gagged, hogtied and put on a freighter to the Middle East. Because the sheik was so smitten with Dori he took it upon himself to dicktame her and spent the next weeks relentlessly drilling every orifice of her body making her go through all of the positions of the Kama Sutra, the Ananga Ranga, the complete Tantra Sex Bible, Joy Of Sex and the vulcan Pon Farr guides.
Thankfully Dori Doreau had spend some time at the vice squad as bait for serial rapists and since her partners always " accidentally " arrived after the perverted perps had their way with her and she could not offer any resistance when the cops took turns sexually assaulting her for the rest of the night she managed to bear the pervert's powerful pussy pounding.
She even managed to escape by deepthroating the chef eunuch until she had successfully reversed his castration - which luckily was of a chemical instead of a surgical nature - and then slam - fucking him into a coma.
Speaking about wet sex dream Anne - Marie Martin's flawless body, there are sadly only a few episodes where she gets to spotlight it like in the pilot episode where she disarms a perp with an mindblowing high kick exposing her perfectly shaped legs or in episode 12 of the second season called Icebreaker where she has a date with Adam Ant in an incredible strapless black dress. Another one which eluded me for the longest time is one where she and Sledge go to a sauna to interrogate an informant and because of the hot steam their clothes shrink later. Especially Dori Doreau's long skirt turns into a micro skirt revealing Anne - Marie Martin's gorgeous gams. Boy, who said that she has legs for miles wasn't kidding.
But now I finally found it, it's episode 9 of the first season called Magnum Farce which is of course a spoof of the second Dirty Harry movie with Clint Eastwood titled Magnum Force and Anne - Marie Martin's short leg revealing scene is around the six minute mark.
Coming back to bonerinducing Keisha Simpson's try out as a Nitro Girl sadly it was not to be because somebody else became the new Nitro Girl.
Yes, Stacy Keibler became the new Nitro Girl and looking back with the knowledge that she was not a Nitro Girl for very long and ultimately became a diva I must say that they could have done that without taking that away from Keisha. A missed opportunity of historic proportions. And is it just me or does Kimberly look extra fine in that shiny silver outfit ?
But the hottest Nitro Girl was the leader of the group : Kimberly started out as Diamond Doll, the hot DD chick in the corner of Diamond Dallas Page who distracted his opponent or the judge - whatever was more important. She later married Diamond Dallas Page and it is not known if she was the inspiration for the diamond cutter signature finishing move.
For a time the Nitro Girls were quite popular and there even was a Pay Per View NIRO GIRLS SWIMSUIT CALENDAR SPECIAL which is hard to find.
It featured the regular roster but like a lot of videos to come the most part was the making of or interviews and you just got bits and pieces.
Although with Kimberly even these short clips were totally worth it.
glow last episode with palestina
wrestling history part four
debut of the undertaker
thunder in paradise
if you think thunder in paradise is the weirdest thing hulk hogan has been involved in
the two breast reasons to watch wrestling
who is el santo
movie with el santo
el escorpion dorado noches con platanito
german cult wrestling show catch up
studio alf collaborations part two
casshan robot hunter
miss bikini korea
spike milligan
kobrahefte
the hound of baskerville
older version
basil rathbone
tv show
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peter cushing
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michelle gayle live
michelle gayle music videos
krokodil und nilpferd
four fists against rio
the trigan empire
dredd vs dredd
also based on a british comicbook series biggles
top 30
blue thunder
pardon my french
this movie is over 100 years old
silent movie from 1920 this is not the oldest version
dr jekyll and the werewolf review
hyde versus werewolf full movie
what most people get wrong about dr jekyll and mister hyde is that he doesn't develop a split personality it's like with moon knight who has three separate secret identities everybody thinks he is a split personality the thing is marc spector goes so deep undercover that his cover personalities seem to become real but he is only marc spector and the other two identities are only personalities he takes on to go undercover the same way people always think that dr jekyll is a good person who takes a potion and then develops the second personality of mister hyde but that is not the truth mister hyde is not a separate personality but the dark parts of dr jekyll he keeps hidden from the world pretending to be a good man but he has these dark urges inside
