TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: Time Traveling Thursday with Keith Giffen !

Somehow it all comes back to the Legion of Super - Heroes , doesn't it ?

At least lately. As I already explained at length in my last post about Dan Jurgens mindblowing run on the Superman titles THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES does have a complicated publishing history and I have done a plethora of posts about some of those eras but not every era. So with Today's post I wanted to pay homage to the post GREAT DARKNESS SAGA era ( about which I think I have already written a post but with some luck I can do another one in the not so distant future - pun intended ) and especially to the main artist from that time period : Keith Giffen.

And also to some extent to Paul Levitz whose role as the writer of the Legion of Super - Heroes THE GREAT DARKNESS SAGA which defined how longform superhero comics would be written from that moment in time forward can't be underestimated. But as longtime followers of the blog know one of my pet peeves is giving credit or shining a light on unsung heroes of comics. Those forgotten creators or at least those who are wrongfully ignored , shunned aside , overlooked or underappreciated .

And I know what you are going to say : Keith Giffen is not exactly a forgotten creator. I mean even if the only thing he ever did in his career would have been being one half of the architects of the Bwa - Ha - Ha League together with writing partner J. M. DeMatteis and artist Kevin Maguire that alone would have secured him a place in the comicbook olympus. And it's one of the things he is remembered and revered for.

But what a lot of people forget is that he was also an artist and that he did the main lifting during one of the Legion of Super - Heroes greatest runs which includes their most iconic story - THE GREAT DARKNESS SAGA - which was one of the two first trade paperbacks DC Comics put out.

I know that Today it is common practice for comic companies to reprint their series in trades, epic collections, omnibus, absolute editions and whatnots. But back in dem olden days that was not done very often and for the longest time DC Comics only had two trade paperback collections : The New Teen Titans THE JUDAS CONTRACT by Marv Wolfman , George Perez and Romeo Tanghal and The Legion of Super - Heroes THE GREAT DARKNESS SAGA created by Paul Levitz, Keith Giffen and Larry Mahlsted.

And for the longest time I wasn't even interested in buying THE GREAT DARKNESS SAGA. I don't know why, since I am a huge Legion fan but you could find it at any comicbook store or comicbook convention so I never felt an urgency to get it. And once I became interested in doing so of course suddenly it disappeared from everywhere. What was even more frustrating was that much later in my life I had the chance to get the deluxe edition at amazon and with a pretty decent discount to boot but I blew it and waited too long and then I had to resort to the trade edition.

Of course later I had to get rid of all my Legion comics before coming to Spain but since then I managed to rebuy THE GREAT DARKNESS SAGA plus a few other indispensable Legion books like the first FIVE YEARS LATER omnibus ( the second one is currently being sold at ridiculous prices so I will have to wait to get that one ) or THE REFLECTO SAGA ( about which I have already written at length in this post ) and it seems DC Comics is also planning to reprint THE CURSE which picks up right after THE GREAT DARKNESS SAGA and which I also had in my former comicbook collection.

Coming back to the genesis of this post, since Yesterday was a special anniversary I thought about doing a special post for it but then I spent the day compiling new original art for THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES.

Well, Today we have another special anniversary so I thought I should do a new post just in case a certain somebody finds himself on my blog by any chance ( since he usually doesn't follow my blog ) and since I have been going over all of my Legion of Super - Heroes stuff I am doing a Legion post even if this means that we have two DC Comics posts in a row. Because I am too tired to go over all of my folders now and then you can't have too much Legion of Super - Heroes material on your blog.

So we are paying homage to Keith Giffen's tenure on the book with issue 313. It is more at the tail end of his run and if I had more time and the proper resources I would have probably started elsewhere. But since I found the original art for almost the entire issue I thought I should seize the opportunity and do a post before continuing sorting all of my Legion stuff out. And now without any further ado let us get to the good stuff !

Since I have already posted the rest of the issue I have decided to also include the letters pages and the MEANWHILE column by Dick Giordano since I know that there a re a lot of comicbook fans out there who love it when that kind of material is included in the omnibus hardcover edition.

giffen you the benefit

giving stuff

giving links

giving videos

keith giffen

jim shooter passed away recently he began writing legion of super heroes stories at the young age of 14

the curse

darkseid is

the marx brothers a night in casablancas

pee wees playhouse

episode one but you can find all episodes on this channel

one of dc comics best animated series

one of my favourite animated DC movies that is not available on Blue Ray and impossible to find on DVD with the spanish or german dubbing ( I don't think they even released the movie in those countries ) and I had to buy the french version which thankfully includes the original language version

frank millers big guy and rusty the boy robot

giffen liga

underrated arnold movies

hercules in new york

beauty and the beast

linda hamilton ron perlman

kleine arschloch

70s legion

arnold schwarzenegger celebrated his 78th birthday Yesterday

phantom commando in germany and one of the earliest roles for repentant all natural 42C - 23 - 36 born for porn blow up sex doll Alyssa Milano (

Sexbomb Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on CHARMED ) is of course best known as the most charming, sexiest and all around greatest of all the Halliwell witches, Phoebe Halliwell on the cult tv show Charmed.

According to some interviews she gave later she wasn´t so keen on some of the sexy outfits but Alyssa was the main reason why guys watched the show, it was all to see her shaking her hips as a sultry belly dancer or an almost naked mermaid. Which contradicts what some insiders have leaked, namely that she used her influence as one of the producers to change the scripts so that she could have more explicit scenes with Julian McMahon during which she could milk him dry until he was her obedient sex slave. She really got busy dicktaming male co - stars Julian McMahon and Brian Krause to become her personal breeding stallions.

Which in the first case was extremely difficult for her despite having a body like a Playmate Of The Century because at that time Julian was slam - banging 42C - 24 - 34 blow up sex doll Shannen Doherty's beverly hills six ways to Sunday. So he did his best to resist Alyssa's charms ( pun intended ) but once Shannen was out of the picture it was open season on Julian for Alyssa which is why she wore less and less clothing in her scenes with him and got more full body contact. Especially in the hot lapdance scene - which Alyssa insisted on putting in the script - and she kept botching the takes on purpose so he would have a huge erection.

Then when everybody left for a three hour lunchbreak she deepthroated his rock hard boner making him squirt again and again until he could not get it up anymore. Well, at least not until they had finished shooting the scene. After that Alyssa began taming Julian in earnest with daily fuck marathons in her trailer which lasted all night until she had worn out his dick completely much to the chagrin of an unsatisfied Shannen Doherty .

In fact the only reason that episode 10 of season 5 called " Y Tu Mummy Tambien " ( which funnily enough is titled after the movie " Y Tu Mama Tambien " by mexican filmmaker Alfonso Cuaron ) got made was so that the costume department would make a sexy bellydancer outfit for Alyssa Milano. Who then appeared unannounced in Julian's trailer wearing it.

Without the top of course. She then proceeded to do a steamy striptease using her natural ability to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker that made Salome's " dance of the seven veils " look like a Kindergarten play in comparison. Naturally Julian got a huge erection but before he could do anything Alyssa had already wrapped her perfect sweater puppies about his throbbing manhood giving him a double breasted blowjob dick massage that culminated in a three hour deepthroat lubrication session.

Once his hot rod had grown to three times its natural size and become hard as unto a thing of iron Alyssa submitted Julian to the xxx - rated Arabian Sex Night going through all 1001 positions of the Kama Sutra, Naranga Nanga, Joy Of Sex and a few more she came up with herself.

But Alyssa Milano did not only abuse her power as a producer to turn her male co - stars into sex toys, the nymphomanic nymphette got people brought in so she could dicktame them at her leisure. There was a case where she spied on job applicants and when she found out that one of them was hung like a horse she used all her influence to get him hired.

And when she caught him masturbating to an almost naked picture of her from one of her various photo shootings for FHM ( sadly she has not done nude pictures for PLAYBOY ) she knew she had him in her pocket.

Alyssa blackmailed him to meet her at a close by five star hotel where she booked the honeymoon suite. But when she told him he would be her sex toy he confessed that he was gay and only had masturbated to her foto because he had a crush on her since she'd been on Who's The Boss ?

Which would have put a cramp in anybody else's style but Alyssa Milano didn't let that deter her and she argued that especially gay people had oral sex so she would suck his dick for hours and even if she couldn't get him to ejaculate he should get hard even if a girl was sucking his dick.

And if she could not tame him as her sex slave at least she could improve her deepthroating skills and she would even benefit from him not being able to cum when deepthroated by a woman. So now the poor guy was out of arguments and naturally things got out of control very quickly as it turned out that either the guy was not as gay as he thought he was or Alyssa was even better at sucking dick than anybody suspected because not only did he get a huge rock hard erection after a few short hours she also made him squirt huge amounts so many times that she lost count.

The following days Alyssa continued her milking sessions but by the end of the week they had reached the next level where she started to slam - fuck him in earnest draining him dry like there's no Tomorrow and before long she had practically banged him straight again. After successfully taming him as her submissive sex slave she lost interest after a few months but he was still in denial about his changed sexual preferences.

What was undeniable was that Alyssa Milano's sexual training had made him addicted to sex with women especially oral sex. So while he was still pretending to be gay he worked his way through his female classmates who had already developed huge breasts for their age using the old " I am 100 percent gay but I always was curious how sex with a real woman would be like and you are so hot that I just can't resist my urge " schtick to convince them to go home with him where he would slam - fuck them without mercy all night long until the girls became his personal sex toys.

Which he was doing until a new young teacher got transferred to his school who had soft lips made to be wrapped around a hard cock, huge supple breasts like melons, a black girl's butt that could crack walnuts and long legs for miles that almost went up all the way to her chin.

When she caught him shooting his third load into a handcuffed afro - american classmate with giant tits whom he was merciless drilling in the girl's restroom she immediately gave him detention. Which turned out to be a mistake of biblical proportions because they were alone and before she could get out he had already overpowered her and ripped off most of her clothes which he then used to tie her to the teacher's desk - with her incredibly long legs spread open in a v - like shape - before using her like a cheap blow up sex doll for the rest of the day and way into the night.

When the surprised janitor found her the next morning a few hours before school opened he couldn't believe his luck, chloroformed the unconscious sex machine and quickly dragged her to his secret hide out in the school's basement. There he proceeded to clean her up, blindfold her, gag her and handcuff her to a bed he used to train busty schoolgirls.

The janitor was not a big fan of the new teacher since she was not only constantly ridiculing him for being fat and short, she also had intervened a few times when he was about to cum while assaulting female students.

What he was a big fan of on the other hand was the teacher's incredible pornstar body and he vented all of his sexual frustration on her during seemingly endless penetration sensation fuck marathons where he made her assume the most perverted positions that not even the biggest sex freaks would agree to. And because she was blindfolded she could not see who was actually fucking her like a cheap phillipino hooker. So when he finally released her - after having completely worn out his dick on her - she naturally assumed it had been the pupil who initially attacked her.

Which is what she told the cops when she sued him for sexual assault. But because the janitor had gotten rid of all the evidence they judge had no other choice than declare the guy not guilty and because you can't be tried twice for the same crime he now began openly sexually assaulting her on a daily basis until he turned her into his living blow up sex doll.

I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016 - and finally did a superpimed version with a plethora of GIFs in 2019 - and it is weird that she is trying to make herself the feminist figurehead of the whole Me Too movement with actions like a sex strike.

I wonder whom she is trying to make forget her nude roles, us or herself.

From the moment she showed her perfectly shaped tits to the world on Outer Limits - thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi Channel - it was clear this blow up sex doll was born for porn which she proved with her completely uninhibited sex scenes in Embrace Of The Vampire.