Saturday, January 11, 2025

Happy New Year : Joe Jusko's Lara Croft - 2

Yes, I am not even waiting with posting the rest of the original art by Joe Jusko for TOMB RAIDER : THE GREATEST TREASURE until I have finished the first part of this and since I have already waxed philosophic about this ( a little bit ) in the first part we can go directly into media res.


Okay, one last thing before some clever visitor goes on about it in the comment section ( although I like to get comments, don't think I don't want you to use the comment section, I love to read your comments so keep them coming he said with desperation in his voice ) yes, there is no text in these pages. I know that in the comicbook there is text but this post is supposed to spotlight Joe Jusko's brilliant - and sadly sometimes underappreciated - art so if I have the luck to come across the complete artwork for this without any text I'll take it. And if you want to know what happens in the comicbook go on and read it. Come on, you can do this. That's my tip to all of you out there kids, read and stay in school.


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And we couldn't begin the new year without a visit from the breastest ASMR sexbomb out there even if ASMR Amy was in my last post in 2024.


But such a great TOMB RAIDER double feature is the perfect excuse to put her on the blog again with her funbagtastic Lara Croft cosplay video.


In her case ASMR stands for Adult Squirt Marathon Relief, Absolute Sex Machine Roleplaying or Appendage Swallowing Masturbation Recreation.


But no matter which acronym you believe describes her best I wanted to add a Best Of The Breast of her bonerinducing videos from past years. Of course this includes her mindblowing Velma Dinkley Halloween cosplay video. As usual we have some overlap with stuff I posted before - since her Velma video led me to write an entire post about her - but I made sure to include some new material as well so that we have a bit of the " something old, something new, something busty, something blue " thing.


WE WANNA SCOOBY BOOB WITH YOU BABY SCOOB SCOOB DA BOOBIES

ASMR Busenwunder Amy has done it again delivering one of her breast roleplay ASMR videos just in time for Halloween. Regular blog followers may remember her boner - inducing Lara Croft roleplay video from 2023 just around Halloween which for me is one of her breast performances .

And to show her fans how much she cares for them she even made a second part that picks up right after her first Lara Croft ASMR video where she goes totally topless letting her giant 36F ( !!! ) boobs free.

Which is the breast one yet since the Lara Croft cosplay by all natural 42HH - 24 - 36 Busenwunder Petra Verkaik , Playmate Of The Month Of December in the year 1989 , who was in fact the most published woman in PLAYBOY's history who also became John Byrne's She - Hulk blueprint .

Okay, ASMR Amy's breasts are not as huge as Petra Verkaik's titanic twin torpedoes I don't think she has to hide her 36F melons under a bushel either. My regular visitors are probably already tired of me writing that somebody was " born for porn " and I won't use the phrase here because like the aforementioned hasian star of my wet hentai dreams 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya HanASMR Amy literally made her body perfect for starring in adult movies by giving herself giant - sized porn implants. Probably not as big as Yaya Han has but still considerably big.

I don't know what it is about this video that makes you extra hard like unto a thing of iron but I suspect it has something to do with seeing one of your life long wet sex dreams brought to life - how she is supposed to look - by a nymphomanic ultimate men milking machine like ASMR Amy .

Because if you have seen some of her uncensored videos you know that she knows how to use her weapons of mass erection. Who wouldn't love to get a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage from ASMR Amy ?

Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.

You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her chin but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.

Maybe I am biased here but for me she is the gold standard for ASMR videos be it her breathtaking looks, her incredible pornstar body ( quite literally again since she worked as a porn star under the name of Amy Starr ), filming, sound, production value, setting, roleplay, intensity etc and I still watch some of her mesmerizing ASMR videos on a daily basis.

Now I may be biased because of all the Zimmerman drawings of Velma Dinkley ( don't worry if the name Zimmerman isn't familiar to you we will come to that in a moment ) but for me it has always been one of great mysteries in life why Velma was always treated like she was the ugly duckling in the cartoons when she clearly had more going on for her.

I mean, if you prefer skinny girls that have more beauty than brains then Daphne is definitely the girl for you. She has a body that checks all the usual beauty types and she is not the brightest tool in the drawer and as everybody knows the dumber girls are the better they perform sexually.

Velma on the other side has superior smarts, real curves and you bet she hides some giant - sized twin torpedoes under her sweater that are at least DDs or Es. If I had to choose I would rather go on a date with Velma Dinkley especially if she looks like 36F ( !!! ) blow up sex doll ASMR Amy.

I mean, who would not seize the opportunity to live out all his Velma Dinkley sex phantasies with an absolute men milking machine like Amy ?

Velma is one horny BILF one hopes to get trapped in an elevator with.

If you wonder what the heck a BILF is I can tell you that the letter " B " stands for " bookworm " and I´m sure you can figure it out on your own.


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