Yesterday was Sal Buscena's 89th birthday and since I am still trying to finish my last post on his run on SPECTACULAR SPIDER - MAN I started on February the 18th in 2023 I have decided to cut the pop culture trivia / cult siren section in half and include the still unfinished part in this post.
Now usually I don't like to do that because I try to include stuff for all of my readers there but the post has become so long that I am starting to have trouble with sending the HTML version to myself via e - mail as the e - mail program can't handle it. So it is with a heavy heart that I have to do it but on the plus side my readers get an extra post out of it, the old post gets finished sooner and it will be easier to read because it will be shorter. So as promised here is the stuff about Harry Osborn as the new Green Goblin and while I had to leave out pages with the Scorpion there is more stuff about the Vulture in here including an insane splash page.
Oh, one more thing I want to mention : I don't like to toot my own horn but since I have started these posts Marvel Comics has finally decided to do an omnibus hardcover with these stories. Coincidence ? Me thinks not.
Since we already had all the links in the first part of this post I thought a good way to ease you into the rest of the pop culture trivia / cult siren section would be with a musical intermezzo for which I have chosen " Hero " by Nickelback's Chad Kroeger that was part of the soundtrack of Sam Raimi's first Spider - Man movie. Which I am sure will not go over too well with a lot of people since apparently the song is universally reviled. And I am not trying to go against public opinion just to digress - like one comicbook writer likes to do - but I have never understood all the hate towards this song. I can understand that a ridiculous amount of radio airplay can lead to a song being overplayed but I always liked this song and even though I would not like to hear it on repeat 24/7 ( there are very few songs I could listen to on a loop as it is ) I kind of listen to it once in a while. Also which song would be more fitting for this post ?
I know that I already had a creator interview - or better an interview about a creator - in the first part of this but seeing as that one was all about Stan Lee I thought the other co - creator of Spider - Man deserved the same amount of airtime. And since I didn't know ahead of time that I would be doing a Steve Ditko post for my upcoming SPIDER - MAN MONTH on the blog I used the video that goes over one and a half hours. If that is not enough to quench your Steve Ditko thirst I do not know what will.
You never know who reads what you write. I mean, I know that there is a number of faithful followers who visit on a regular basis and I know that with the way the blog has been lately - posts appearing very infrequently and taking forever to being finished - that can't be an easy task so I am grateful for that. But aside from people who are already comicbook fans there is the slight possibility that individuals who only know superheroes - be it superheroes from Marvel Comics or DC Comics or other comicbook publishing companies - from their respective movies land on this little blog quite by accident of course. So for all those out there or any other comicbook afficionado who hasn't delved deeper into the Spider - Verse beyond the primary AMAZING SPIDER - MAN title here is a little 101 about PETER PARKER, THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER - MAN which was the second ( but sadly not the last ) Spider - Man comicbook Marvel Comics launched.
By this point it has become a staple to include a video from ComicPop in every post even though I have to admit that at first I really did not like Sal's explanations of certain comicbook stories that I have come to love.
But over the course of many years I have grown more accustomed to his kind of comicbook shenanigans and even though we may not agree on the quality or lack thereof of certain iconic storylines I can't deny that these videos can be quite entertaining and I like to include something different from the usual comicbook discussion / explanation / spotlight videos which sometimes seem to be read right off the wikipedia entry.
Now the run by J. M. DeMatteis and Sal Buscema hasn't come out yet - according to amazon the official release date is the 29th of July ( just in time for my next birthday ) - so it was a bit difficult to find any videos on that book. But luckily for my spanish readers Panini Comics published what I call a minivan edition within their MARVEL HEROES imprint. Why a minivan ? Well, you all know the so - called omnibus editions. A minivan edition is also a hardcover book but a bit smaller and with less pages for a lower - in most cases at least half - the price of an omnibus book. Just like a minivan is smaller with less space but cheaper than the omnibus.
We continue our deep dive into Barbara Steele's body of work with the double feature of Castle Of Blood and Terror Creatures From The Grave.
The good thing is that if this video - or channel - gets taken down I have plenty of others ready to replace it. At least of Castle Of Blood which seems to be very popular on YouTube. Terror Creatures not so much.
Same goes for Houston Knights, one of the best buddy cop / fish out of water tv shows ever created. What can I say ? I'm a huge fan of Michael Pare and I always felt that with his onscreen presence and charisma he should have had a much bigger movie career then he ended up having.
Coming back to more Spider - Man - related videos the guys at JoBlo take another look at Spider - Man : The Animated Series in their Gone But Not Forgotten series and I have to confess I didn't watch the show as often as I probably should have done being a comicbook and Spider - Man fan and all that implies. The same thing happened with the X - Men cartoon show from that time period - although I was much more interested in that one - and I am not sure why I neglected those cartoons. Maybe they were just in a bad time slot because cartoons often had a weird programming in Germany and I might have been busy watching other cartoon shows.
You know how it is, some cartoons just are aired at a very inconvenient time while you watch others that you don't like as much really heavily just because they end up between two other cartoon shows you like.
I thought I would have to use a superhero special from Saturday Morning Cartoons to include an episode from the 1980s Spider - Man cartoon but then I found this one. Now usually I write a bit about the other cartoon shows in this line up but there have been a few episodes that have been deleted for copyright claims which I then had to replace and then some of the cartoon shows I mentioned are not in the line up anymore. So I won't say what other cartoon shows are in this just in case the video gets deleted but I don't think that is really necessary because this channel always has such a great selection of classic and forgotten cartoon shows.
Since we are on the subject of cartoon shows I'm including an episode of Marvel's Future Avengers featuring everybody's favourite wallcrawler and I will keep adding them to my posts until I run out of episodes. And yes, I am still undecided if I like this or not because on one side the pandering to anime is something I can't easily ignore while you can also make the argument that at least it is not as awful as Marvel's Avengers Assemble.
For my spanish readers our good pal Juana Cruz from Dejadme Tranquilo Com Mis Tebeos ( Leave Me Alone With My Comicbooks ) goes back to the 70s for the start of Peter Parker : The Spectacular Spider - Man where Sal Buscema did the first issues. I missed my chance to get the omnibus when it was offered at amazon with a discount ( which doesn't bother me as much since I would have had to sell it anyway before coming to Spain ) and later I had the chance to buy the Marvel Masterworks edition on amazon for a lower price but I didn't because there were only a few issues that really interested me that were inked by the great Ernie Chan.
Today's batch of music videos for my faithful oyeescuchas comes from spanish real life 40C - 24 - 35 Power Girl Malena Gracia and I really don't know that much about her. The reason why I decided to include her in this post is that I came upon her video for BomBom Latino and said to myself : " A woman with such a bonerinducing outfit must be shared with the world. Let's see if I can find more videos with her. " The only other information I could find about her is that she was in the spanish edition of PLAYBOY magazine not once but twice : in 1998 and in 1999.
JEM ( AND THE HOLOGRAMS ) IS MY JAM : I LIKE CHINESE ( SEXBOMBS )
And we are staying in the realm of music with Jem And The Holograms which regular visitors may remember since I naturally had to include them in my first post about Marvel Comics disco sensation The Dazzler .
Well, it has been a hot minute since I started that post and since it is really rare to find episodes from such cult cartoon shows in high quality I thought this would be a great way to spotlight this cartoon series again while at the same time remind my spanish speaking audience that not only can you find all of the episodes on this channel but also the movie - which I already included in the aforementioned Dazzler post - and as the cherry on top a three hour long video with all the music from the show.
I also found a fan made live action video and I am conflicted about this.
Not the video itself, don't get me wrong. The video is great. But on one side it makes me wonder why this cartoon has never been adapted into live action since it practically begs for it while on the other side I thank the lords of the universe that it hasn't. Because we all know how horrible it would turn out if they made it now when they are obliterating such all time classic franchises like Star Wars and Doctor Who. As someone who has been around the block for a few decades I wonder how the people who enforce and practice this woke stuff - or just go with it to keep a job - will justify to future generations that a abysmally small percentage of the population managed to take the rest of the world hostage through propaganda and brainwashing and destroy careers and people they did not agree with and that nobody stood up to the socio - political fascists.
WHAT WE CALL A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET
Now I didn't pick the episode of Jem And The Holograms at random but more as a segueway to hasian bikini model extraordinaire Yoon Nakyum or is it Yoon Na - Kyum ? I swear I can't with those asian names. Because I have already said it a dozen times : maybe it's just my sexual fixation on asian blow up sex dolls and my dirty mind that is playing tricks one me but I swear all these fitness / swimsuit / bikini models have names that sound like open invitations to having sex like Suck Your Schlong ( Jung Yoo Seung ), Drill My Butt, Busty Tight One or Bitch Young One ( we have six close ones : Ahn Ji Hyun, Lee Hyo Yin, Jang Yeo Jin, Lee Jong Eun, Bae Sun Young and Bae Hye Young ), Lim So Young ( that is a real name and you can find my spotlight about this winner of the 2019 Miss Fitness Bikini Korea right here ), Miso Horny Mi Love You Long Time ( and there really is a bikini model called Kim Mi Soo ) or Geile Muschi Ohne Gummi.
And asian penetration sensation Yoon Daymn ! Yum Yum ... I mean Young naked Nom Nom ... ahem, All I Wanna Do Is Zooma Zoom Zoom On Yoon Nakyum is no exception as far as names that suggest spreading her legs better than a fillipino hooker and having wild marathon sex orgies goes.
THE AMAZING SPIDER - MAN : THIS BABE IS THE ISIS ON THE CAKE !
Now before my visitors forget that this is supposed to be a mainly comic related blog we come back to all things Spider - Man taking a look at the weird Spider - Man tv show from the 70s which is what I grew up with.
Lately there has been a kind of vindication of this tv show which for the longest time has been either ridiculed, ignored or forgotten which also led to more episodes being available - and in good quality too - on YouTube. I even found a video with the breast scene of the episode and longtime followers of the blog may recognize the hot sexbomb who has to wear a bikini at the gangster's behest ( if I was a gangster it would be totally a rule that all hot women had to wear a bikini or less if they want to do business with me ) as Joanna Cameron better known as Isis.
Joanna Cameron was a babe and a half but I don't think they let her strut her stuff on The Secret Of Isis - at least not as far as I have seen and you can find all of her episodes from that show on YouTube - so I am glad she got to showcase her physical qualities in this episode from the 70s Spider - Man tv show called The Deadly Dust. Man, can you imagine the amount of young impressionable boys who would have been shot through puberty prematurely if they'd done an episode of The Secret Of Isis with Joanna Cameron and hasian blow up sex doll Joanna Pang - and maybe Coleen Camp who guest starred in an episode - wearing wet t - shirts or bikinis ?
Speaking of Spider - Man stuff from my own misspent youth the hardest blogging comicker in Germany Crayton goes all the way back to the first issue of Die Spinne from the Condorverlag who brought the adventures of Peter Parker back to the german comicbook reading public after a five year hiatus . Pretty soon a whole plethora of comics, magazines and the infamous pocketbooks would give us hungry Marvelites the biggest part of the Marvel Comics universe up to this point. There have been other comicbook publishing companies who have published more series but for two decades Condor would be the one publisher who released the most Marvel Comic series be it in their own series or in specials that covered all the heroes who were not prominent enough to get their own series.
Continuing with the spider theme we have The Secret Of The Black Widow ( no relation to Marvel Comics superheroine of the same name ) from 1963 which tried to cash in on the incredible success of the Edgar Wallace movies that literally swept Germany's streets clean. Hence the name Strassenfeger. This german - spanish co - production was already the third adaption of a Louis Weinert - Wilton novel after The Carpet Of Horror in 1962 and The White Spider also in 1963 and while it was not a genuine Edgar Wallace movie it featured veterans from those films like Karin Dor, Doris Kirchner, Werner Peters, Eddie Arent and Klaus Kinski.
Bond girl and 36B - 25 - 34 cult siren Karin Dor sadly didn't get to show off her impressive physical attributes in the movie but she managed to showcase her breast talents in the movie Blood Of The Virgins a.k.a. The Torture Chamber of Doctor Sadism a.k.a. The Torment Of The Thirteen Damsels a.k.a. The Snake Pit And The Pendulum alongside cinema's most famous Dracula Christopher Lee and famous Tarzan and Old Shatterhand actor Lex Barker. I have not idea why this film has so many different titles but the last one may be the most fitting since it is a very loose adaption of the Edgar Allen Poe short story The Pit And The Pendulum.
Okay, what can I say about this one ? When I started to include Schlefaz episodes the idea behind it was to feature a second movie for german blog visitors which may not be of the quality of other movies in the post but which were either little known cult movies or at least some strange oddities that you could not find anywhere else. Although with a title like Worst Movies Of All Times there are bound to be some films that have no redeeming qualities whatsoever and are just scraping the bottom of the barrel. So yep, this tv film is really bad but not in an entertaining way.
ABBA BITTE MIT SAHNE : DAS MYSTERIUM SELEKTIVER ERINNERUNGEN
Who is much more entertaining and in a good way are the hot sexbombs from the MDR Fernsehballett as they provide the melodic segueway for the following music video for the german speaking part of our audience.
What can I say about Abba except that for people from my generation it had a really tumultuous history in Germany ? Nowadays everybody loves Abba thanks to their staying power and perseverance over the decades but you have to ask yourself how many really like Abba and how many just pretend they do because it is what everybody expects from you but they know only one or two songs. When I was in my teenage years Abba was reaching their zenith with every song that came out becoming a hit.
So yes, I know all of their songs but I was also there when the pendulum swung in the other direction and people started dissing Abba and making fun of them because they wanted to appear as being anti establishment.
What made the whole thing even more surreal was that just a week ago I was at a showing of the Abba movie at our school - which they only did on a few special occassions for the general public - and the whole room was packed and people were practically falling over another to get in.
And just a week later everybody pretended that never happened and that they never had liked their music at all. I guess that taught me a valuable lesson about how fickle people can be and how quickly they lie to others but most of all themselves when it benefits them early in life.
IST ( REBECCA ) MIR EGAL - DIE LETZTEN WERDEN DIE ERSTEN SEIN ?
Writing this next part is a bit weird for me because this was supposed to be the first appearance of Busenwunder Rebecca - Zarah Mir on the blog - and it is chronologically speaking - but for me who am writing this in the future there have been already dozen of posts where I featured her.
Okay, since this is kind of a first I suppose some background is in order.
Ravishing Rebecca owes her exotic and erotic looks to her german and afghan descent, she works as a model and tv host and placed second in the sixth edition of the Germany's Next Topmodel casting show from 2011 thanks to Rebecca's bonerinducing 38B - 24 - 35 measurements.
Most of the videos with Rebecca are from the daily news show Taff or the weekly celebrity gossip show Red on Pro 7 but I am trying to also include a video where she is showcasing her sensational physique in swimsuits, bikinis, underwear and lingerie. When I can remember that.
OF PROFESSIONALS, JFK, CONVEYOR BELTS ( ? ) AND TALKING DOGS
We come to one of my favourite tv shows when I was a teenager The Professionals starring Gordon Jackson, Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins. It has been 8 years since I last mentioned the series and the reason is that so far none of the episodes on YouTube were of good enough quality to include them in a post. As I mentioned in Germany the one hour episodes were cut down to 45 minutes to fit the german programming schedule and there were a lot of other alterations made. If they broadcasted the episode at all. Because there were sixteen episodes that never aired in Germany because the ZDF deemed them too brutal or that they had " technical or dramaturgical flaws or dealt too much with british living conditions ". Which as you will see in the following video about the german dubbing was code for omitting anything about the Nazis, Nazi Germany or the role that Germany played during and after World War II.
There are currently quite a few episodes of The Professionals on YouTube - in the english original as well as an uncut one hour long german dubbed version - and while they don't have been remastered as so many other tv shows have been lately it is rare enough to find them in this high quality.
Speaking about spies and the cold war, the next video is about a Mandela Effect in regards to a famous speech that then president John F Kennedy gave and I had no idea that this urban legend even existed. What doesn't surprise me is that the root of the thing are americans - who sometimes don't even understand their own language - think they understand the german language and its meanings better than native german speakers.
One thing that working on a post for a long time gives you is perspective and clarity. There was a time when I thought it would be better not to include videos from my favourite german retro channel Fat Loser In Exile ( now re - christened as Glotzbuster ) because you can't watch it on this blog and even though the quality is top notch I really don't like the black preview box. But after the mastermind behind the show has almost been bullied off YouTube by a relatively small group of ungrateful haters and was only seconds away from closing his channel for good I am grateful that his fans managed to talk him off that metaphorical cliff and things are back to normal. So in light of these events I have decided to support the channel and keep including these videos in my posts even if it means that I have to explain what the video is all about every time because you only get a black preview picture. Like the following video which is about one of my all time favourite cartoons - as a child or adult - Mister Rossi.
One reason why Mister Rossi is still so enjoyable after almost fifty years is that Bruno Bozzetto was a visionary and predicted a lot of social and political developments. When you watch the show as a kid Mister Rossi can come off as a bit annoying but when you rewatch it as a grown up you can relate more to him. Mister Rossi is just a cog in the machine controlled by outside forces. Like he himself tells the audience in the first episode he gets up in the morning when people tell him he has to get up, eats when people tell him to eat, thinks when people tell him to think and always what they want him to think. He is a man with a secure future that has already been planned for him by other people. He works in a fish canning factory on a conveyor belt, he puts the fish in the can during work, during the lunch break he opens a can again and eats the fish, then continues working putting the fish into the cans and when he is at home again after a hard days work he opens up the cupboard, takes a can of fish, opens it, takes the fish out again, eats it and goes to bed.
And the next day he repeats the whole thing : fish into the can, fish out of the can, fish into the can, fish out the can. Rinse, repeat and so on.
Now for all of my visitors abroad let's take a look at what else was broadcasted on german tv in 1978 besides Abba and Mister Rossi.
A conveyor belt is also part of the big final competition in one of the most popular Saturday night entertainment shows in Germany in the 70s and while this episode of Am Laufendem Band with Rudi Carell is from 1974 the show aired till 1979 which means it was still broadcast in 1978.
CASTING THE SPIDERBABES - PART 1 : ANA MORGADE IS A REAL BETTY
Who is scorching up spanish tv screens is 40C - 25 - 33 Busenwunder Ana Morgade and with her titanic twin torpedoes she would be a dynamite Betty Brandt. In the original comics there always was this strong sexual attraction between Peter Parker and the older and more sophisticated Betty Brandt but ultimately it went nowhere. With Ana Morgade as busty Betty Brandt however you know that she would definitely dicktame the virile teenager and he would need all of the proportionate strength, the speed, endurance, stamina but especially the recuperative powers of a spider to survive her penetration sensation deepthroat squirt marathons.
CASTING THE SPIDERBABES 2 : THE M IN ASMR STANDS FOR MARY JANE
We continue our casting for the female supporting cast in a SPIDER - MAN movie with ultimate ASMR sexbomb Amy and in her case ASMR stands for " absolutely sexual stimulating men milking machine recreation ". I think she would be an absolute dream casting for the role of ravishing redhead super model Mary Jane Watson Parker and I can just picture a scene in which she surprises her husband all dressed up as Lara Croft which works better than even she suspects because Peter gets so excited that he just bangs her brains out and doesn't let her leave the bedroom for a week.
Longtime followers of the blog may remember that Mary Jane finished second place only by a breast's length after the double Dee delinquent Felicia Hardy a.k.a. the Black Cat in the " Sultry Spiderbabes " edition of my series COMICBABE BATTLE and only because of the new costume Mark Bagley drew at that time, delivering heavy on the fan service making all fanboys sex dreams come true if I have ever seen a costume do that.
As with Silver Sable I don't know if I would not rate Mary Jane higher if I did the ranking Today because you know the old saying " You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you will not sleep with a redhead. Because those nympho sluts are naturally born sperm extraction machines who turn into complete sex freaks in the sack who will go blowjob gonzo on your dick deepthroating it into submission until it's hard enough to cut a diamond and has grown to three times its regular size after which they will pump you all night long without mercy making you squirt load after load until you are completely depleted. "
They went totally out of control with the new swim coach - a transfer teacher from Japan with the body of a Playmate Of The Century - and after taking an almost lethal viagra dosis completely wore their cocks out on her while almost drowning Mrs Engemuschi Ohnegummi in sperm.
Mary Jane was never portrayed as the ugly duckling who gets a makeover and suddenly has a big sex appeal blowout like it is so popular in woke entertainment. No, she was always the hip girl, you knew that she was getting copious amounts of dick and MJ was basically the campus slut.
Which is why ASMR Amy would be perfect for the role. In another case of life imitating art it is only thanks to the writers that Mary Jane has not become a world famous porn star ( although it has been decades since I dared read a Spider - Man comicbook so who knows what the cancel pigs are up to with Mary Jane ) while ASMR Amy got plenty of experience in milking giant monstercocks dry with her tits during her porn star phase.
Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.
You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white woman with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her chin but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.
I still couldn't find her video where she is a horny doctor conducting a sex - periment and also popping out her gazongas which was one of my favourites that got deleted when the memory card on my cell phone stopped working and I had to re - format it. Which naturally deleted everything that was on it and as usual I hadn't thought to make a copy.
Maybe I am biased here but for me she is the gold standard for ASMR videos be it her breathtaking looks, her incredible pornstar body ( quite literally again since she worked as a porn star under the name of Amy Starr ), filming, sound, production value, setting, roleplay, intensity etc and I still watch some of her mesmerizing ASMR videos on a daily basis .
Who wouldn't love to have an ultimate deepthroat addicted nympho slut like ASMR Amy as a horny stepmom who uses him as a walking sex toy ?
Which of course was the sanitized version of Mary Jane becoming a famous stripper. Because of the censorship by the Comics Code Authority they couldn't say that a possibly underage teenage sexbomb was taking off her clothes in front of dozen of drooling horny elder men many of which were also criminals. And you know that there was a special secret club within the club where the girls danced with very little clothing for a very select clientele which in those time probably includes the Kingpin.
Now I know that the whole thing of Mary Jane working as a go - go dancer ( if not outright a stripper ) sounds more like fanfic than what could actually happen in a Marvel comicbook and that I made the whole thing up but as I will explain in more detail in an upcoming John Romita spotlight ( and I can't say why I am going to write that post because it hasn't happened yet ) in the story " The Brand Of The Brainwasher " by Stan Lee with John Romita doing the pencils with some assistance by Don Heck and inked by Mike Esposito which appeared in issue 59 of AMAZING SPIDER - MAN some gangsters have the brilliant idea of brainwashing the customers of their night club to commit crimes. And to prevent them from noticing they are being brainwashed they hire absolute stunners like Mary Jane Watson to distract them with their nubile teenage bodies.
And they are not too subtle about the effect of Mary Jane's girating hips on older men as not only Gwen Stacy's Dad - who is one of the prime targets the criminals try to control with him being the chief of police and all that jazz - but also Robbie Robertson and even old curmudgeon Norman Osborn commenting how much they enjoyed her sexy dancing.
What's more, there are fan theories that say - and you can also read more about that in my aforementioned John Romita SPIDER - MAN post - that it was indeed Mary Jane's bonerinducing dance that reawakened Norman Osborn's Green Goblin persona ( since it represents his negative urges like violence and sex ) and led to Gwen Stacy's death after he took an experimental new Green Goblin formula that temporarily transformed him into a goblin sex monster with huge tentacles and sexually assaulted Mary Jane on her way home after her shift at the night club had ended.
Of course Peter eventually found and rescued Mary Jane but because he owned a lot of properties in different states he had him searching for months during which the pervert dicktamed Mary Jane in the worst way.
CASTING THE SPIDERBABES - PART 3 : ONCE YOU HAD HALLE BERRY...
Now I know that there will be the usual comments that casting ASMR Amy - or any caucasian woman for that matter - as Mary Jane is racist since in the movies she is played by Zendaya and for one I am not against casting an afro - american woman as Mary Jane. Even if the OG source material should be the most important source and not SJW pandering to masses.
Of course as the director I would have to include a stipulation into the fine print of Halle Berry's contract that she has to rehearse all the sex scenes at least three times with the set's stunt cock - for which I would selflessly make the sacrifice to give my time and effort until Halle has completely milked me dry - before shooting at an undisclosed location.
Lately the Marvel movies released by Disney and Sony are the nightmares of all authentic comicbook fans and speaking of real nightmare fuel, in the fan film The Spider a different take on Peter Parker's famous origin story is offered that dates back to J. Michael Straczynski's new approach.
CASTING THE SPIDERBABES - PART 4 : SOUNDS LIKE A PORN STAR NAME
Speaking about different takes, back when James Cameron was trying to make his Spider - Man movie there was a lot of talk about casting none other than bra - busting 42E ( !!! ) - 25 - 38 brunette Nikki Cox a. k. a. the Jessica Rabbit of the WB as buxom party girl Mary Jane Watson.
I am not sure how legit these talks were because I don't think that it was ever confirmed that James Cameron or the producers at Carolco Pictures considered Nikki Cox for the role ( although I am sure they would have been thrilled to have her in the movie when she was at the height of her popularity due to her breakout performance in UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER and they probably would have loved to have her on the casting couch for a few weeks ) but there definitely was a lot of fan casting in that direction. A lot of people were so sure that she would land the role that WIZARD magazine had artist Brian Steelfreeze draw a poster for the James Cameron Spider - Man movie that would have starred Leonardo DiCaprio as Peter Parker and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Doctor Octopus.
It turned out to be an April's Fool prank but a lot of people thought it was the real deal since it was not as far fetched as some of the casting that was done for the real Spider - Man movies. I mean, nothing against Kirsten Dunst as an actress but when put up against an ultimate sexbomb like Nikki Cox who would you say looks like a supermodel ? Rest my case.
I always try to include some funny videos for my readers and while I was thinking about which famous spanish comedian I should feature I thought why not post an almost one hour long compilation including all of them ?
SPIDERBABES CASTING 5 : SPIDERGIRL VS DOC OCK'S DILDOS OF DOOM
In stark contrast to that our next video is short and sweet featuring a girl who could easily play Spider - Man's only real daughter from the MC2 universe ( which is not the MCU universe ) May " Mayday " Parker ( whom I've featured in a few Spider - Man posts ) as she is surprisingly flexible.
Although I'm not sure if I would have her wear the traditional red and blue spider suit or the new black one as the last one better shows off the body and especially the bubblebutt. In the movie we could have her go up against an out of control Doctor Octopus who changed his tentacles for brand new adamantium dildos with built in special sexual features.
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Which on one side I am not sure if they would portray that realistically in a Disney Marvel Comic but on the other side we are speaking about the company who let Otto Octavius inhabit Peter Parker's virile body to fuck his supermodel wife's pornstar body seven ways to Sunday without mercy until he couldn't get it up anymore. I wonder whose self insert that was.
I don't know if I would call Yohanna Angulo a.k.a. Johana Angulo a.k.a. Johis the Mary Jane Watson of Pasion TV but whoever gets to wear his schlong out on this ultimate sex goddess has definitely hit the jackpot.
Now as her playing Mary Jane in a movie she would have to dye her hair red but she also could play one of the other ultimate sexbombs in the stripclub where MJ worked although it may be possible that she would have stolen her thunder with her Playmate Of The Year body and her ability to spread her legs wider than a phillipino hooker. Although that could also lead to an interesting conundrum as they both would have to participate in a wet t - shirt strip off to see who's better doing the splits.
WELCOME TO THE SECRET BONUS SECTION IN THE BONUS SECTION !
Now this is where I would usually wrap things up for Today but using the opportunity to have a second bonus section I wanted to give my readers who have bravely soldiered on a little something something extra. And since there is nearly not enough Tom Selleck on the blog here is Monte Walsh a.k.a. The Last Cowboy, a remake of a movie with Lee Marvin.
Of course Tom Selleck will always be best known for his role of Thomas Magnum, the titular character in the cult tv series Magnum P I of which I haven't seen as many episodes as I would've liked. What can I say ? Back then my parents had the power over the remote control ( go ask your grandparents what that is ) and also I wasn't allowed to stay up late.
Anyway, I have written about my thoughts on the new Magnum P I show as well as the original series in this post since Thomas Magnum was the big idol of Roberto DaCosta better known as the New Mutant's Sunspot.
Rounding up our Tom Selleck hattrick we have the 1979 tv pilot Concrete Cowboys co - starring 44D - 37 - 40 cult siren Morgan Fairchild. In the following tv series Tom Selleck's character was played by Geoffrey Scott.
We are closing things out with another episode of Un, Dos, Tres this time it is about Spider - Man's home turf, the big apple, New York, New York.
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