There has been a lot of behind the scenes activity that nobody except my most faithful followers might have noticed since I have been working a lot on my unfinished posts trying to wrap things up. But since I haven't made a lot of headway the last two days and it has felt more like I am treading water than making any real progress it is time for a new post.
And since our last two posts have been about Tom Grummet's THE NEW TITANS - more specifically THE TITANS HUNT one of my favourite Titans storylines - it is time for a Marvel Comics post so we will continue our journey through Alan Davis super - underappreciated EXCALIBUR run.
In our last Alan Davis EXCALIBUR post we left thing off at issue 5 and the reason for that is that with issue 6 the book has the obligatory INFERNO tie - ins. And as longtime blog visitors know that is one of my favourite intercompany crossovers . Since we are skipping the issues that are not drawn by Alan Davis that take us up to issue 24 which goes a bit over my usual " 23 pictures per post " rule but otherwise I would have had to cut it off in the middle of THE CROSS - TIME CAPER ( which is not just one of my personal highlights of the collection ) because as my blog regulars know I do not like to split up original art from one issue into two posts.
And it's not like I don't have a lot of original Alan Davis EXCALIBUR art left. Now that is enough of an introduction so let's get to the good stuff.
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From X - Men we come to X - Women - or rather XXX - Women - with 12973's The Doll Squad starring none other than all natural 40E - 25 - 37 Russ Meyer muse Tura Satana and I have been saving this one for a long time because it never felt right to include it in a post as I always found another movie in english that was mor fitting to the overall theme of the post or there was just one that I wanted to put on the blog before this.
And while I have mentioned some of the well endowed actresses from his cult movies like 39D playmate Eve Meyer , 48F Busenwunder Uschi Digard or natural born indian 42F stripper Raven De La Croix in various posts I have only written solo cult siren entries for two of the greatest Russ Meyer muses : Haji and Tura Satana . Tura´s post is mostly about the cult movie Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio.
Meyer’s 1976 comedy thriller UP ! was co - written by Roger Ebert and contains Nazis, lesbianism, rape, buggery, a backwoods sheriff, piranha, kinky sex - and that’s just the first 10 minutes ! The movie offers a lot of very graphic sex scenes which are highly erotic, well photographed and stunningly edited. The female cast members all engage with the outdoor, sunny California countryside, but under a spell of kinetic blankness like sex machines gone wild especially Janet Wood who not only has a name made for porn if I ever heard one but one of the best scenes with her on - screen partner Robert McLane who was a homosexual in his real life.
I have read that homosexual actors are often used in straight porn movies because they can pound the hottest blow up sex dolls for hours without risking to climax but Janet Wood doesn´t look like a woman who cares if her sex partner will squirt as long as she can milk his giantsized horsecock dry. So either she rode him like a woman possessed because she could vent all her pent up sexual frustration on his schlong or she worked herself into a frenzy trying to put him on the straight path again.
In any case with a name like Janet Wood she was predestined for explicit sex scenes and her nymphomaniac urges got the better of Janet because she has never acknowledged her nude work in this film over the decades.
Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time The Bikini Open were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.
Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in the terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic Chained Heat , a sweet princess and her evil twin in Deathstalker II, a nude model in the funny sketch comedy Amazon Women On The Moon . alongside - and on top of - dark haired sexbomb Rachel Vickers in Angel Eyes , a gutsy lady cop in Silk 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy Evil Toons and there is even a comic book related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the campy The Return Of Swamp Thing with sexy Heather Locklear in the lead role.
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Coming back to Tracy Scoggins, she also was part of franchise Babylon 5 by none other than J. Michael Straczynski, acclaimed writer of series like RISING STARS and MIDNIGHT NATION ( and you can find my list of Top 5 Comicbook Series By J. Michael Straczynski in this Gil Kane post from 2016 ) especially the tv movie River Of Souls where she wears lingerie.
Another main attraction of Babylon 5 - at least for the male audience - is Commander Susan Ivanova played by brabusting brunette 36B - 25 - 38 science fuck - tion cult siren Claudia Christian although I heavily doubt she was allowed to wear an outfit as skimpy as this one on that show !
Claudia wore that little number on the undeservedly underrated film The Hidden delivering a surprisingly professional and raunchy striptease that not only helped the movie gain a loyal male following over the decades based on Claudia's participation ( some people even go as far as Claudia's bonerinducing striptease is the only reason the movie is still shown on tv ) but also earned her a top spot in my TOP 10 MOVIE STRIPTEASE list .
Coming back to The Hidden, in the movie bi - sexual Claudia Christian plays a stripper which is a role Claudia was clearly born to portray !
She is taken over by a sex addicted alien parasite and the first thing the alien does with the stripper´s porn body is literally fuck a guy to death.
Man, Kyle really got to bang some grade a born for porn sexbombs during his career since not only deepthroat nymphomaniac Claudia Christian milked his horsecock dry until the last drop in a hidden motel. Nobody can tell me that he didn't drill all natural 38C - 22 - 35 showgirl Elizabeth Berkley without mercy during their uninhibited sex scenes in the pool .
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Who would also make the cut for my The Doll Squad movie is german real life Power Girl Cindy Breuer who not only looks like a blow up sex doll come to life with her giant double airbags and her super inflated lips but who also has mad skills doing the splits as she demonstrates in this behind the scenes video. So you know she is a pro spreading her legs like a phillipino hooker and I would dress her up as a certain super heroine so I could include scenes from my momentarily discontinued self published adult horror / science fiction comicbook VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.
The first one is the scene in which the comicbook artist convinces a slightly inebriated Cindy to do a fertility dance wearing only Power Babe's ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ) grass skirt - which keeps sliding down - and coconut bra from the JUST TITS LEAGUE OF AMERICA ( TM and copyright Kerosin Comics ). Without the coconut bra of course.
Number two would be the opening scenes of the second issue where our clever comicbook artist manages to tie up Cindy who is dressed up as Power Babe and rip off most of her costume as inspiration for his next story. But once he gets an eyeful of her spread long legs and her sweaty private parts he gets carried away and lives out his sexual phantasies.
Speaking of using once in a lifetime opportunities to piston pump the ultimate Busenwunders I would definitely have to include my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus three entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series in the movie even if it's just to spend a week on the casting couch.
Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally .
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.
Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.
She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Cindy plays Power Babe maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born blonde oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !
Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Cindy's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Cindy agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.
Anyway, Nubia - played by Janet Jackson - would not come in to tell Power Babe that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that I will not come twice and in fact I came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share my monstercock.
From ultimate bed bunny Cindy Breuer we come to a different bunny with Hase Caesar whom people from my generation remember fondly from a time when children's television was still in its infancy in Germany.
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Regular blog visitors might have noticed that the original video I had included here - which was the fourth part of a collection of episodes of Outer Limits ( sadly without the famous episode with the nude scenes of repentant all natural 42C - 23 - 36 born for porn actress Alyssa Milano although that is a moot point now ) - has been deleted by YouTube but I think we have a more than adequate substitute with an episode of Graf Yoster Gibt Sich Die Ehre one of my all time favourite german tv serials.
Now you might be wondering why I posted part four of the german dubbed Outer Limits episodes first and one of the reasons was that the fifth episode in this collection called Nightmare ( which I think is a remake of an episode from the original Outer Limits show ) starred none other than blonde 40C - 22 - 34 baywatch - able babe Brandy Ledford .
TV audiences now may know her from being on Modern Family while my generation might remember her from her guest stints on Married With Children, High Tide, Walker Texas Ranger, Outer Limits, Viper or her recurring roles on Fast Track, Invisible Man, Whistler or Andromeda.
Like I said, people from my generation MIGHT remember Brandy Ledford from these shows but what we really instantly recall is that she went under the name Jisel and became the Penthouse Pet of The Year 1992 .
Because she was not only in a plethora of nude pictorials she provided the breast parts of various PENTHOUSE videos like Penthouse Pet Of The Year Play - Off 1991, Penthouse : Dream Girls, Penthouse Pets 30 : 60 but most importantly Fast Cars. Fantasy Women. I remember back then it was a big deal when PENTHOUSE started releasing videos and they were always quickly grabbed by customers at the video rental store.
Now one reason why I wanted to pay homage to one of the biggest sex symbols from my teenage years is that I always brainfart that she also was on BAYWATCH HAWAII . Probably because Krista Allen distracted me.
The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hot new teacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexy oracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for her role of Jenna Avid on BAYWATCH HAWAII.
BAYWATCH really was big in the 90s and THE ultimate babe tv show. No kidding. No other tv show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she guest starred in one of the episodes.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom 44E - 22 - 34 blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of BAYWATCH in an article from 2003 . Pamela admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion during the insemination season. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask nymfo Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come a - knocking. "
Now I don´t know if this was still going on when BAYWATCH HAWAII was on but surely none of the female cast members would play second fiddle on this sex orgy merry go round. Kama Sutra instructor in spe Krista Allen for example played Emanuelle in eight made for tv movies . Because she did it when her incredible porn star body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was worth it to see Miss Allen get her freak on. Boy, did she ever.
As for Brandy Ledford, she appears on a few top ten lists in regards to gratuitous scenes in movies since she started her career with the only nude scene in Demolition Man ( the scene is a bit weird and looks like it was only thrown in as an afterthought ) and besides her bonerinducing outings as a PENTHOUSE PET OF THE YEAR she also appears in Killing for Love where she delivers one of the best sex scenes in movie history .
That scene is what I always pictured happening behind the closed doors between Dinah Lance a.k.a. Black Canary and Oliver Queen a.k.a. Green Arrow. Even though in the comicbooks Dinah Lance´s natural hair colour is black and the blonde hair is only a wig. Which is one of the reasons why she brushes off everybody who hits on her with blonde pick up lines.
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We come to the best STAR WARS related content currently on YouTube and I was a bit surprised to find this in my hot sexbombs list because I thought I had already posted this. But instead I have posted another version that gives you a full hour of the Nigri and since that one has been slapped with an age restriction and can be only watched on YouTube it is time for a re - post so here is the 25 minutes version for all my faithful followers and dedicated Jessica Nigri fans who we know are out there.
Granted it's shorter but it's on a loop and if you can last 25 minutes of Jessica Nigri doing her cleavage trick you are a better man than me !
Now one thing I always do - and which my readers quite frankly expect from me - is the comicbook casting but in this case it is more of a anime / hentai casting since 42D - 25 - 36 cosplay sexbomb Jessica Nigri would be the perfect choice to play Teryuu Sally in the three part Fatal Fury rip - off hentai Netorare Fighter Yaricchingu for obvious reasons. And while I sadly have never seen her in action you know that she is a wild and crazy girl so it's not a stretch to assume that she is the ultimate sex freak in the bed who jumps her guy from behind the sofa who can inhale giant horsecocks like the bigbreasted sex machine Sally in the hentai. Plus we have all seen how nicely her boobs bounce up and down in plenty videos.
Now with Shirusaki Ai I am of two minds. Since she is obviously a stand in for Mai Shiranui who is an asian Busenwunder who spreads her legs wider than a phillipino prostitute the obvious choice is the star of my wet hentai dreams 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay deluxe blow up sex doll Yaya Han .
On the other side once Asakura Aina enters the picture I'm not so sure anymore. Because her outfit reminds me more of Yaya's Chun Li dress.
Plus the scenes where she gets slam - fucked from behind while some lucky stiff - in every sense of the word - is ramming his rockhard boner down her throat while her huge boobs are swinging back and forth freely makes me really wish I could do the same to Yaya Han's pornstar body.
So I am tempted to switch Yaya Han to Asakura Aina and have Angie Griffin - who is one of the few cosplay sexbombs on the planet who can give Yaya Han's giant - sized porn implants a run for their money with her one hundred percent all natural 46E double airbags - as hot Shirusaki Ai.
Because in the hentai Shirusaki Ai's boobs are bigger than Asakura Aina's so Angie should play the one with the bigger breasts and Yay should play the one with the smaller breasts. Although to keep it all in perspective we are talking about huge 46E and 44D breasts here. So when I say " big " or " small " rest assured there is nothing small about these pairs of tits.
But the thing is that then Yaya Han would have less scenes in the movie and while brunette 46E - 27 - 38 bra - buster Angie Griffin would be also great as men milking machine Shirusaki Ai I think I would prefer hasian ejaculation sensation Yaya in that role who deserves more screen time.
Especially in the last scene where Randy is trying to slam - fuck the sex drug that turned her into a deepthroat addicted nymphomaniac out of her system ( although if my girlfriend was a oral sex addicted nympho slut with the sex drive of a vulcan woman during Pon Farr that looked like Yaya Han I would keep her that way ) - which I would insist to play myself - even if I would change it into a one - on - one scene with Yaya.
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We come to somebody who is a wolf in name only as this sex kitten is one of the hottest commodities on european tv right now, and some of my longtime followers have guessed that we have a return visit by none other than boner - inducing spanish tv presenter Graciela Alvarez Lobo.
This mouthwatering massita is not a brabuster and more of a shirtbuster because she is best known for her signature move as she can pop her top on command which made her instantly famous all over Spain. Que rica !
Yep, gorgeous Graciela already had a big male fanbase because she has on of the best sets of melons on spanish tv ( as seems to be the norm with spanish sexbombs I couldn´t find her exact measurements so if anybody has any further information on her please let me know in the comments below ) but she took things up two notches when her massive melons that were made to be wrapped around a cock and milk it dry could not be contained. Just like David Hasselhoff they went looking for freedom and if it was not enough that her perfect puppies almost bust loose on live tv they tried to escape their restrictive clothing two times.
Graciela´s gigantic gazongas busted her blouse open at the beginning of the show 90 Minuti ( which is a show about soccer, and is it just me or do shows about soccer always involve the ultimate sexbombs all around the entire globe except for Germany ? ) and when the button was reattached it was eliminated a second time. Being the pro that she is ( and I am not implying anything like that she is a professional hooker who can spread her legs better than a fillipino prostitute ) Graciela continued the show with a then more open cleavage that wasn´t so restraining to her twins.
Now as impressive as this display of generous cleavage was there were - of course - some viewers who had a problem with this rack attack and there are even some bad people who gave her some flack because they implied she did it on purpose. To which I say : that makes it even better.
The entire world - or at least every male person who saw this - should give her thanks for having pity on all us miserable guys in front ot the tv set and share with us another great set. Her own set. I mean, what an incredible demonstration of precise and selective muscle control and it is a crying shame that this has not become an olympic discipline by now.
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After so much doom and gloom we come to something a little more light hearted with what surely must be the breast show ever on brazilian tv courtesy of the tireless Ozzyman who bears the most gruesome hardships to bring us the best entertainment from around the globe with Afogando O Ganso which I guess roughly translates to Throw That Rubber Goose Into The Bucket Bitch since the main goal of the game show seems to be to slide down a rubber ramp, jump that ramp and then land in a pool while trying to throw a rubber goose into a bucket. Sounds easy, right ?
Of course the best part of this show are the female contestants who being from Brazil - which ranks in the second spot of countries with women that have the bASSt bubblebutts on the world only topped by South Africa - have some of the most bonerinducing backsides you will ever see on live tv. It also doesn't hurt that they are scantily clad with the tiniest thongs ever and often prefer body paint to clothing which leads to loads of nipple slips, bared nude breasts and other wardrobe malfunctions along the way. Add to that the girls are arching their backs in a most stimulating way giving the viewers a good look at their booty before going down the water slide and most of them spreading their legs like a phillipino hooker in an attempt to if not slow down than at least steer their wild ride in the right direction - thankfully the camera guy is not as gay as in Germany and manages to zoom in to the best parts - plus them flying through the air with their huge breasts popping out and you have one hell of a game show ! Sometimes entertainment can be so easy.
Anyway, so far I haven't posted any episodes because as it could not be any other way all the best ones have an age restriction like the footage in the first video which was taken from the UEFA Supercup Special and there are a lot of pop culture related specials here like The Angry Birds Special , The Animation Special , The Arnold Schwarzenegger Special , The Christmas Special , Famous Animals from TV And Movies Special , The Fast And The Furious Special , The Game Of Thrones Special , The Halloween Special , The Jurassic Park Special - Part 1 and Part 2 , The Mad Max Special , Quentin Tarantino Special , Simpsons Special , The UFC And Ring Girls Special and The Videogame Special . There are also comicbook specials about The Avengers , The X - Men and The Walking Dead Special and but also some extra special ones like The Best Butts Special ( !!! ) and one with the breast jumps of the hot girls on the show.
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