Friday, April 20, 2018

Starting the weekend with sexy Yaya Han

As some readers might remember I mentioned in my last Yaya Han tribute post that I had enough material for two posts so since we have two comic related posts after my unscheduled re - post of 90s porn star Sarah Louise Young here is the second selection of pictures with the cosplay goddess.

So far I have made five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other three are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline.

Our celebrity birthday list starts with a callback to the 90s when techno was dominating the charts as Jasmin Wagner turns 38. Better known as Blümchen ( blossom ) she was one of the biggest techno music stars and a guilty pleasure for all males as her hardcore vibes caused many erections thanks to her 15 year old booming teenage body and her skimpy outfits

As somebody who started cheerleading for the Hamburg Blue Angels with 15 years Jasmin was very aware of the effect her body could have on guys and her first song Herz an Herz only became a hit after the music video with Jasmin went into heavy rotation on the german music channel Viva and Blümchen was prominently featured in various newspapers which helped her achieve the number 4 position on the german single charts.

I was never a big fan of techno music but their marketing strategy has always been to hook you with scantily clad females and Jasmin was no exception. A lot of guys wished that Happy Hardcore would have been more than just the name for her music genre and the term Blümchen Sex ( the german equivalent to vanilla sex ) got a new meaning thanks to her.

But while Jasmin admits to be very ambitious in her acting career - she has had bit parts in tv series like Gute Zeiten Schlechte Zeiten, Notruf Hafenkante and SOKO 5113 or movies like Erdbeereis mit Liebe, Die Randgruppe and Operation Dance Sensation or blockbuster Driven with Sylvester Stallone - she has gone on public record that she would never try to get a role through the casting couch thus crushing the sex phantasies of countless horny movie producers. As it is we have to be content with her photo shootings for PLAYBOY light stroke material like Maxim or FHM.

Besides her tv guest roles Blümchen started hosting shows like Heart Attack and the Nick Awards on Nickelodeon with 16 which also helped boost her popularity. Beginning in 1998 she hosted the Mini Playback Show, Interaktiv, Bravo TV, Blumissimo, Disney Filmparade, Teenstar, Ein Star für dich, TV Total Stock Car Crash Challenge, TV Total WOK WM, Dein Song, Golden Fritz Award, Happy Family Events as well as IFA Sommergarten.

She also was a frequent guest on game shows and talk shows where she always generated quite a stir among the male viewers thanks to her sexy outfits. Her appearance on Die Harald Schmidt Show in a shirt that was more showcasing her firm teenage boobs than hiding them is nothing short of legendary. Sadly there is only a clip in slow motion on YouTube.  

From 1995 to 2000 she had 17 singles and 5 albums in the Media Control charts and worldwide sales totaled 30 million singles and album copies.

Looking back on 5 top 10 singles, 14 additional top 20 hits, 2 gold albums, 2 Echo Awards plus a number of other trophies ( including several Bravo Otto Awards ) she became the most successful german pop artist of the 1990s.

Speaking of sexbombs from the 90s who had a music career and appeared on tv and movies, go go dancer Carmen Electra celebrates her 46 birthday who is best known for her appearances as Lani McKenzie on Baywatch.

I cast her as Batgirl in my Special Baywatch Edition of the Casting the Justice League of America movie series ( which is more entertaining than watching the actual movie ) and she is frequently mentioned in my posts about nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim and Busenwunder Erika Eleniak who besides Baywatch is famous for her steamy striptease in Under Siege.

Just this month I finally managed to get the DVD of Baywatch - Hawaiian Wedding - which I haven´t gotten around to rewatch yet - but Carmen hula dancing with a coconut bra alone is worth the price of admission. 

Speaking about coconut bras, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just got to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.

One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !

We are returning to Germany in the 90s since that is when comedian Ingo Appelt who turns 51 started his career. His cabaret programs include a lot of black humor - which I don´t mind - but is often way below the belt and very mean and nasty - which I don´t like. In any case his birthday gives me the opportunity to put more german comedy on the blog as I know that there are people out there who don´t believe that germans can be funny.

Now I  don´t know if Ingo Appelt is a comic reader - with the influx of comic book related movies everybody claims to be a comic geek since that is hip now so it is difficult to know who is really a comic fan and who is only faking it - but if he is I bet Evan Dorkin´s underground classic Milk & Cheese - Dairy Products Gone Bad would be right up his alley with it´s anarchic black humor and over the top violence. Evan Dorkin celebrates his 53rd birthday and I think I have pimped his series on the blog before.

But since I can´t find the post in question I want to encourage anybody out there who has never heard of it or at least not read it to give it a try.

This series is required reading for every comic fan worth his salt and there is a new oversized hardcover from Dark Horse that collects all the single issues even if the color in some of the pages takes away the underground feel of the strips. With his kind of humor it was only a matter of time until he got offered work for tv and together with his wife Sarah Dyer he has written episodes for Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Superman : The Animated Series including the episode that introduced Live Wire whom some of my readers may know from her appearance on CW´s Supergirl.

We make the transition from american tv shows over the pond to Louise Jameson who turns 67 and became famous as the Doctor´s companion with the least clothing. But as we already had a Doctor Who video in our last post I won´t include one in this post. By the way, while most people focus on Leela´s wardrobe and fondness of killing a lot of Whovians forget that while K9 is part of the classic trifecta with Tom Baker and Elisabeth Sladen he was introduced during Leela´s adventures in time and space.

I don´t know if it´s a coincidence but I just posted a cover for Grimjack in this year´s Tom Sutton tribute post and Today one of the co - creators of that character John Ostrander celebrates his 69th birthday. He also had terriffic runs with Tom Mandrake on Martian Manhunter and The Spectre.

Fans of the current CW superhero series should seek them out because if you like J´onn J´onzz in those John wrote the best Martian Manhunter series EVER. Plus in The Spectre he introduced Michael Holt as the new version of Mr. Terrific. And if that wasn´t enough his main contribution to comics was the relaunch of the Suicide Squad out of the Legends mini series for which he created some of the new characters on the roster.

Besides turning c - list villains like Deadshot into a - list characters the series also recast former Batgirl Barbara Gordon as the information and computer specialist Oracle after the events of The Killing Joke. I had a few reviews of the movie bookmarked but I think nobody wants to see those anymore - or the movie - so here is a video about the excellent comic series which I can only recommend to everybody but especially those misguided fools who think the current series is the knees bees.

Simce we had a lot of Baywatch babes in this post and I already posted the music video True Survivor by David Hasselhoff that got the kickstarter for Kung Fury off the ground I want to end the post with the long overdue short but epic martial arts masterpiece. Have a nice weekend and I have to put all the pictures and animated GIFs I needed for this post in order.

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