Swimsuit Sexbomb Saturday : Tylene & Co

Well, the Tylene Buck post has become way too long - as expected - so I am making a little spin - off post all the other super sexy squirt sensations from the IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectacular videos who introduced me to a lot of big breasted bikini - clad ( and unclad since the videos were made for the international market and therefore could show all these ultimate beach hardbodies in all of their naked glory ) dream girls. Apropos Tylene.

Thankfully she never was in one of those supposedly swimsuits videos by the puritan stiffs of the WWE which are not really swimsuit videos and more making ofs as we only get to see the behind the scenes of the various photoshoots instead of what the photographer sees. I mean the models are posing for a guy who is directly in front of them so how difficult can it be to just put a film camera next to him and let it roll ?

 
Apparently too difficult for the WWE who films them from any side butt.

The only good video with the wrestling sexbombs is Divas Undressed because most of it is a lingerie contest and they could not do their usual shinanegans because of the live audience. Anyway, as I said Tylene Buck was never in one of those but don´t despair because she appeared in something much better. As most people know she did very explicit bikini videos and eventually porn but for me her breast ... I mean best moments were in the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( she´s on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ) when she modeled supertiny microbikinis or released her big 34E airbags.

THE CONTINUATION or THE LEGION OF SUPER - BABES ROLL CALL

And the IRON MAN swimsuit videos are real swimsuit videos. Not Making Ofs like the ones the WWE peddles. I remember one of the videos had her,

Linda O´Neal ( whom I cast as Zatanna in the part of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series that also includes Tylene Buck and most of the other hot swimsuit models / wrestling babes from this ),

philipino, irish and navajo indian swimsuit supermodel Cori Nadine and

LeAnna Scott ( because of her 5'4'' height and her incredible 36DD - 22 - 33 measurements her bust looks super huge compared to her slim body ).

MAI, MY FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR or MAI ASIAN PERSUASION

Christina Mai, aka Le Anna Scott is a bikini model from Saigon, Vietnam.

Part of her popularity was due to her strikingly exotic good looks and her fit body, but her popularity really blew up when it was found that she had done several hardcore videos in her early years. In fact, LeAnna Scott was one of the first “ glamour ” models in the internet age to be exposed as having recorded a hardcore porn video. It was thought that LeAnna had done 2 hardcore scenes, but she had in fact done a lot more than that.

After LeAnna Scott’s hardcore stint she transitioned into modeling for big sites such as Playboy, Mac & Bumble, Blue Nudes, and Mystique, as well as appearing on model sites belonging to Shae Marks, Sung Hi Lee and Alley Baggett. LeAnna also did various Ironman swimsuit videos as well.

In 2004, she did a nude set from Blue Nudes which also featured Alley Baggett. It was one of her last nude photosets. Afterwards, LeAnna converted to her real name of Christina Mai and has only sought to do mainly non - nude modeling. The good news is that she is still hot !

LeAnna’s favorite quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson: “ Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ”



The video also featured April Hunter - a NWO babe like Tylene - and it had a warning at the beginning that it was dangerous for the faint of heart.

BACK TO BASICS or TYLENE UND HERRSCHEN ( WHO GOT THAT JOKE ? )

Because not only did it have one of the best and bustiest selection of swimsuit models ever their bikinis were so skimpy they were almost naked. One of the best IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectaculars I have ever seen.

Now some people might say that Tylene Buck is not a good fit for the Justice League Europe´s Ice since her character is most often written as shy and the goody goody one but she has become more confident lately.

Although with the new post REBIRTH DC universe you never know what is still considered canon. By the way, for one of the best JUSTICE LEAGUE stories that has a lot of character development stuff with Ice check out my completely overhauled giant - sized JUSTICE LEAGUE GENERATION COOL - RESTORED ? mega post . Anyway, who says the nice girl can´t look like a playmate ? In any case, blue and white are definitely Tylene´s colors.

I was looking for something more to add about Tylene Buck - like the brief biography of Leanna Scott - but most of the bios you can find online say basically the same. There are also some interviews I found but because they mostly covered her work in the adult movie industry I couldn´t post them. For any interested parties I want to mention that Tylene Buck enjoys doing it with other women and describes herself as a bi - sexual.

Since December 2005 Tylene Buck has been doing adult films for Seymore Butts` Lighthouse Talent Agency and I swear I didn´t make that name up. 

So this is my new cult siren post about Tylene Buck where I have gathered all the best material I currently have - and am comfortable with sharing on my blog - so I can link to it on future occassions although I hope I can find new clips for more animated GIFs when the re - post is due next year.

I don´t know if they still make them or where you can get them but here is one of the bikini babes from the IRON MAN videos : Deanna Merryman.



Hawaiian sexbomb Chona Jason turns 57 who is best known for her hot sex massage / threesome scene in Sinful Intrigue where she plays Mai - Ling ( really, like there are no other names for asian women, but that´s Hollywood for you ). The main character of that movie is played by Becky Mullen so if you want to read more about the movie check out her post .

Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb Becky Mullen .

Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN opposite Pamela Anderson ) Becky also was in various erotic midnight movies including SINFUL INTRIGUE with Chona Jason.

With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on TUTTI FRUTTI . But her biggest contribution to american culture still is HARD HUNTED and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appeared on TUTTI FRUTTI, Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu . I wrote more on this in my Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie .

Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984 Roberta Vasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girl turned sex therapist Ava Cadell , 41D Penthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34D Playmate Of The Month May 1994 Shae Marks , 36D Penthouse Pet Of The Month February 1993 Julie K. Smith , 34C Playmate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or Dona Speir to name just a few.

Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with Janet Jones Gretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .

The post also included 80s cult siren Monique Sluyter and the Tutti Frutti girls but that part got too long and I had to give it a post of its own which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version . She was a candidate from my JLA movie casting series - as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special - and before getting her solo post she was regularly in all the annual re - posts of italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura . But the living blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breast like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .

And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to Janet Jones Gretzky and real live Power Girl Leslie Easterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory Andy Sidaris actresses / playmates / sexbombs like Roberta Vasquez , Ava Cadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , Julie K. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique Sluyter and the obligatory plethora of Tutti Frutti girls .

Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entire episodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes which are even rarer . Some of them even include my favorite Tutti Frutti girl ( whom you can see just below ).

I thought about omitting Chona Jason from the post but since I never really wrote much about her I decided to do a bit of research. Anyway, Chona likes motorcycles, fast cars and owns a Porsche Carrera. She is a former PLAYBOY model thanks to her 34C - 24 - 34 measurements but before you think this exotic beauty from Hawaii is only a master of sex techniques she also has a black belt in tae kwon do. She first flashed that well - toned body in the aptly named Knock Outs ( 1992 ) before getting les - be - friendly with a co - star while riding her man in Sinful Intrigue ( 1995 ) which may be the best way to visually enjoy this large - breasted beauty.

Chona also got naked in various episodes of the television series Erotic Confessions as well as in the movies Big Bust Casting Call, Girls of the B - Movies ( 1989 ), Dragon Fury ( 1995 ), Dish Dogs ( 2000 ) and Shira : The Vampire Samurai ( 2005 ) - which you can find on YouTube although the nude scenes have been censored - and her non nude movies include Summer Job ( 1998 ), Hard As Nails ( 2001 ) and The Time Machine ( 2002 ).

We have finally done all the important celebrity birthdays from March the 7th but for those who want to look up a few more they can find them in Tylene Buck´s original cult siren entry from 2017. Which means we would be up to date with the anniversaries IF it hadn´t taken me three weeks to finish up. For those that have made it to this point there is the usual mix of DVD extras and our comicbook related entry is - fitting with Today´s post theme - more for an adult audience. I couldn´t fit the late Alfonso Azpiri into a post in January but here is a spotlight on his series Lorna.



Longtime readers may remember this teenage heartthrob but for all who are new to the blog here is a short recap. Stella Getz smash hit Ta - Di - Di - Boom came out in 1996 but for some reason the video and anything revolving around it was impossible to find for the longest time. She had a much bigger hit with Friends so that was what she was known for in Germany and her video for Ta - Di - Di - Boom was only once shown on the show Nachtschicht which showed uncensored music videos after midnight.

Now Stella wasn´t naked or anything in the music video but I guess they didn´t show the video on regular music television because Stella had squeezed her still considerably big talents into a push up that was at least two sizes too small. She also had tied her shirt under which gave them the much needed extra support since she was shoving her boobs in your face.

Speaking of push ups, some people argue that wearing them is cheating but I say there has to be something that CAN be pushed because if a girl is flat - chested not even the best wonderbra in the world is going to make a difference. And as you can see not only does Stella have plenty to push, from the bouncing action of her stellar sweater puppies you can see that it´s one hundred percent all natural grade a boobies. She almost looks better with the white top than with the blue shirt and the push up bra and if she had worn a wet t - shirt in the video she would have killed it.

Well, I guess Busenwunder Stella had just too much bouncing action going on for der german television which probably was her way to get rid of her girlie image by pushing her boobs almost up to her chin. And before you ask, yes, she was already 19 years old when the music video was shot.



While Stella Getz´ sadly doesn´t deserve the late night treatment for her antics in Tadi - Di - Boom since she she doesn´t take any clothes off and from Today´s point of view it´s completely SFW ( despite Stella´s giant - sized double airbags ) we have plenty of naked skin in The School Spirit.



More for all audiences is The Hanna Barbera Happy Hour, another rare find. I don´t know how successful it was, lasting only five episodes.



Strange to have the Hanna Barbera video before the cartoon show. In any case, we are closing Today´s post with Dino - Riders, a short - lived series that was produced by Marvel Productions for Tyco Toys. The 14 episodes ( which are mushed together here and called THE MOVIE ) were written by comic veteran Gerry Conway and of course Marvel Comics also produced a 3 issue limited series of Dino - Riders with scripts by George Carragone, pencils by none other than Kelley Jones and inks by Danny Bulanadi.



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Happy sling bikini birthday Tylene Buck !

Today wrestling valet / female wrestler / pornographic actress / swimsuit model Tylene Buck Hesemann a.k.a. Brandi Wylde celebrates her 45th birthday so I thought it´s about time to giver her a post of her own.

This gives me the chance to wax nostalgic about the time when wrestling was still worth watching because while the 90s were not that good for comics the decade was great for wrestling as more hot sexbombs became active inside and outside of the ring. It was the time of the Nitro Girls, the first Divas and generally female wrestlers looked more like centerfolds and porn stars than athletes. Which brings us to the star of Today´s post.

THE INTRO or WE ALL KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH TYLENE BUCK

Sexbomb Tylene was one of the main candidates from the SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series on my old boob blog because of her big 34Es and what is kind of funny is that the name she used for doing adult movies, Brandi Wylde sounds less like a porn name than Major Gunns or Tylene Buck.

She´s one of the most used massitas on my banners and not only because her name rhymes with s - word and f - word ..... you know what I mean.

  
As Major Gunns ( originally they wanted to call Tylene´s character Torpedo Girl for obvious reasons ) she made all wrestling fans happy giving mouth to mouth or ripping her shirt off with her signature " bombs away " move.

Tylene was first introduced as part of the NWO harem and she always had hot outfits either as a horny secretary in a business suit with a huge cleavage that showed off her incredible bust or as a lace and leather clad party girl with not much left to the imagination doused in champagne .

And let´s not forget all the glorious times when she was wearing an itsy bitsy bikini and lounging in the pool with the other NWO Busenwunder.

I have not found any clips from her secretary phase but I will add some material as soon as I find it. She then became part or better moral / sex support for the Misfits In Action and I can only speculate what kind of demented marathon sex orgies those degenerates subjected Tylene to. 

That´s something where the is no official confirmation but everybody knows that Arn Anderson used his influence to have his way with Tylene Buck and the other guys from the NWO constantly used the valets for recreational purposes. Much in the same way that the Misfits In Action tamed Tylene in all night sex position warfare, Flying Brian Pillman made Terry Runnels dress up like a slut in a skimpy leather hooker outfit and used her like a cheap blow up sex doll in a seedy motel room to vent his uncontrollable sexual frustration in a penetration sensation marathon.

It is also common knowledge that Billy Kidman drilled Torrie whenever he could while the rest of the Filthy Animals really lived up to the name by taking turns banging Torrie Wilson´s pornstar body into submission when they were on tour. Which was on three hundred ( that´s right, 300 !!! ) days of the year. Rumor has it Konan was especially eager at taming Torrie.

 
Back to Tylene, she was then kidnapped by Lance Storm and pressed into service for Team Canada although she had to undergo a grueling training to become a Canadian - which was mostly an excuse for the male members of Team Canada to get Tylene Buck all sweaty and drool all over her tits .



As a - at first reluctant - member of Team Canada Tylene was not allowed to show off her assets ( and her breast - ets ) like before despite wearing a very suggestive outfit. Talk about sending mixed messages Lance Storm.

But her breast ... I mean best moments were outside of wrestling in the IRONMAN swimsuit videos ( she´s on volumes 3 , 4 and 5 ) when she modeled supertiny microbikinis or released her big 34E airbags.

THE CONTINUATION or THE LEGION OF SUPER - BABES ROLL CALL

And the IRON MAN swimsuit videos are real swimsuit videos. Not Making Ofs like the ones the WWE peddles. I remember one of the videos had her,

Linda ONeal ( whom I cast as Zatanna in the part of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series that also includes Tylene Buck and most of the other hot swimsuit models / wrestling babes from this ),

philipino, irish and navajo indian swimsuit supermodel Cori Nadine and

LeAnna Scott ( because of her 5'4'' height and her incredible 36DD - 22 - 33 measurements her bust looks super huge compared to her slim body ).

MAI, MY FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR or MAI ASIAN PERSUASION

Christina Mai, aka Le Anna Scott is a bikini model from Saigon, Vietnam.

Part of her popularity was due to her strikingly exotic good looks and her fit body, but her popularity really blew up when it was found that she had done several hardcore videos in her early years. In fact, LeAnna Scott was one of the first “ glamour ” models in the internet age to be exposed as having recorded a hardcore porn video. It was thought that LeAnna had done 2 hardcore scenes, but she had in fact done a lot more than that.

After LeAnna Scott’s hardcore stint she transitioned into modeling for big sites such as Playboy, Mac & Bumble, Blue Nudes, and Mystique, as well as appearing on model sites belonging to Shae Marks, Sung Hi Lee and Alley Baggett. LeAnna also did various Ironman swimsuit videos as well.

In 2004, she did a nude set from Blue Nudes which also featured Alley Baggett. It was one of her last nude photosets. Afterwards, LeAnna converted to her real name of Christina Mai and has only sought to do mainly non - nude modeling. The good news is that she is still hot !

LeAnna’s favorite quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson: “ Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ”



The video also featured April Hunter - a NWO babe like Tylene - and it had a warning at the beginning that it was dangerous for the faint of heart.

BACK TO BASICS or TYLENE UND HERRSCHEN ( WHO GOT THAT JOKE ? )

Because not only did it have one of the best and bustiest selection of swimsuit models ever their bikinis were so skimpy they were almost naked. One of the best IRONMAN Swimsuit Spectaculars I have ever seen.

Now some people might say that Tylene Buck is not a good fit for the Justice League Europe´s Ice since her character is most often written as shy and the goody goody one but she has become more confident lately.

Although with the NEW 52 you never know. Anyway, who says the nice girl can´t look like a playmate ? Blue and white are definitely Tylene´s colors.

I was looking for something more to add about Tylene Buck - like the brief biography of Leanna Scott - but most of the bios you can find online say basically the same. There are also some interviews I found but because they mostly covered her work in the adult movie industry I couldn´t post them. For any interested parties I want to mention that Tylene Buck enjoys doing it with other women and describes herself as a bi - sexual.

The interviews I CAN post are about her wrestling career and even if they are a bit old they have lots of interesting information. There is one on CRIMSONMASK ( no author given ) and one on WRESTLING EYE MAGAZINE by Mike Parker in two parts . As for pictures I think you find the best ones here but there are much more on the internet - especially the NSFW ones.

Since December 2005 Tylene Buck has been doing adult films for Seymore Butts` Lighthouse Talent Agency and I swear I didn´t make that name up. 

So this is my new cult siren post about Tylene Buck where I have gathered all the best material I currently have - and am comfortable with sharing on my blog - so I can link to it on future occassions although I hope I can find new clips for more animated GIFs when the re - post is due next year.

THE BONUS ROUND or WHY DON`T YOU TRY GOOGELING MARSHAL LAW ?

Since I put some Tylene Buck videos in the part above I am using my five videos for the addendum starting with Cully Hamner who celebrates his 48th birthday. Now since he created the origin material for a blockbuster with Bruce Willis most people would probably write about that but I tell you forget Red. Forget the other series he worked on like Black Lightning : Year One and I´m going as far as to say forget even the Blue Beetle series where Jaime Reyes first took up the mantle of Blue Beetle from Ted Kord.

You know, the series I am always pimping. Because what you need to do is put all that stuff to the wayside, completely ignore it and get the Green Lantern : Mosaic series by Gerard Jones which was Cully Hamner´s first big break. The reason why I´m so adamant about this ( longtime readers may remember that I pimped the series back in 2006 ) is that THIS is the best Green Lantern comic - and for some the best comic PERIOD - you will read in your whole life. I mean, no offense to other writers like Geoff Johns but compared to this you can throw everything he has written in the bin.

To my knowledge the series has not been collected in trade so far which either has to do with the fact that it came out in the 90s or that the people who make these decisions at DC have no idea about the long and rich history of the company they are working for - as I always suspected.



Hasian sexbomb Chona Jason turns 54 who is best known for her steamy sex massage / threesome scene in Sinful Intrigue where she plays Mai - Ling ( really, like there are no other names for asian women, but that´s Hollywood for you ). The main character of that movie is played by Becky Mullen so if you want to read more about the movie check out her post .

It´s back to comics with Peter Gross who celebrates his 59th birthday and has written Vertigo titles like Books Of Magic, The Unwritten and Lucifer.

Since I have not read a single issue of Lucifer yet ( I hear it´s currently ruined in from of a tv series ) and only three trades from the tail end of The Unwritten my video is a review of The Books Of Magic. This is a series I always plan to get back to but then I never find the time to sit down and do an inventory of which issues and trades I already own and which not.



Pat Mills - the godfather of british comics - turns 68 and he earned that title by revitalising british boy comics in the 1970s through the creation of cult comic book series 2000 AD together with John Wagner. He also played a major part in the development of Judge Dredd. But when I first heard of Pat Mills I knew none of that since to me he was just one of the creators of Marshal Law and one of the reasons why his name stuck in my mind for all these years is that when I first discovered Marshal Law it was almost impossible to find issues. You really had to hunt for them and each time you found a new issue it was like a small victory. Now the whole material is available in one big omnibus ( I´m afraid I will have to buy that one only to have everything in one place but like with the Books Of Magic series I never get around to do it ) and you can find more on MARS WILL SEND NO MORE , THE STUDENT REVIEW , THE COMIC WATCHER and COMIC ATTACK .

I didn´t really think I would find any interesting videos of Marshal Law on YouTube but here is an episode of Night Network with both creators.



Alan Weiss celebrates his 69th birthday and if you read more older stuff in the Marvel Essentials, Marvel Epic Collections or DC´s Showcase Presents his name keeps popping up a lot since he has worked on a plethora of comic books for Marvel and DC during his long career. And if that wasn´t enough he is also the creator of Steelgrip Starkey And The All - Purpose Power Tool which must be one of the longest titles in comic history.

Another shoutout goes to the late Gray Morrow who has worked for practically every big comic company and was the co - creator of Marvel´s Man - Thing and DC´s old west vigilante El Diablo. Apart from his work in comics he also was an illustrator for many science fiction magazines and did most of the covers of the american version of the Perry Rhodan paperback - book series. I swear I had another bookmark for Perry Rhodan besides MD Jackson´s post on AMAZING STORIES but like always I will probably find it when I´m looking for something completely different.

Originally I wanted to add the psychodelic Perry Rhodan movie from the 1970s but the quality on that is not so good and if you want to see it out of curiosity you can easily find it in german and in english on YouTube.



We close things out with german screen legend Heinz Rühmann whose work I have always thoroughly enjoyed. He mostly played funny roles but he also was a great character actor and my first version of Pater Braun.

I don´t think I have mentioned it on the blog before but Heinz Rühmann actually played a man who gets super powers in The Man Who Walked Through The Wall and he is actually called a Super - Man in the movie.



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