Thursday, June 09, 2016

Happy birthday asian cult siren Akira Lane

Today nude / bondage model / actress Akira Lane celebrates her 35th birthday and if you know my fixation on asian mega sexbombs you know I had to take a break from the comic birthdays rat race to pay homage.

I have mentioned this exotic beauty in quite a few posts but for all who have somehow missed it here is a re - post from her parts in my casting the Justice League of America series, the proper post and alternatives.

So brace yourself because the post will be wall to wall boobs and butts !

Akira Lane as Dr. Light ( Kimiyo Hoshi )

The female version of Doctor Light was introduced in the classic CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS and she never got much screen time in the JLA.

There´s also not much to add about this character since the Hollywood edition, she was included so I could cast ultrahot asians like Akira Lane.

With so many asian sexbombs to choose from I went with flexible Akira Lane because she got an ass that won´t quit. This girl is better than viagra and if it´s not over after five hours please consult your Doctor !

Akira Lane is an extraordinarily beautiful young lady born to a Hawaiian father and Japanese mother who  grew up in Japan, attending American schools on the islands of Okinawa, before moving to the United States at the age of eighteen where she became the lead cheerleader at her school.

First settling in Norfolk, Virginia, where she attended Old Dominion University, Miss Lane ( a stage name she adopted in 2002 ) moved west to San Diego after spending spring break there and falling in love with the West Coast climate. She attended San Diego State University for two years, earning a B.A. in International Business, and went to work " selling financial plans to cheesy automobile dealerships and repossessing cars ".

Tiring of this line of work, she moved again, this time to Orange County, where she went to work in the hi - tech computer industry. Interestingly enough, her career began later in 2000 when - on a dare and slightly intoxicated by Tequila - she posed for a male friend who posted the pics to an online forum. Thank you mysterious guy we all are indebted to you..

Since then, she began modeling, eventually springing into the spotlight with the 2002 issues of the adult magazines Playboy ( June ) and Sexual Prime ( December ). Things snowballed from there, and today she not only has her own website, she also has appeared in numerous magazines, several films, and makes appearances all over the country to meet her growing legion of devoted fans. She even does personalized photo shoots.

Miss Lane would like to one day settle down, marry and have a family, though her career has priority until that happens. Despite her growing fame and popularity, she remains one of the sweetest and most accessible models in the industry today, and always takes time to personally answer her fan mail. Her passions in life are " music, love and, of course, MEN ! "

Trivia : Television work includes roles in such Playboy shows as Hip Hop Honeys, Naughty Amateur, 7 Lives Xposed, Weekend Flash, Sexy Urban Legend and Coed Carwash as well as appearances on 5th Wheel and the Canadian show Ed the Sock Show. Miss Lane has been featured in the 2003 Women of the East calendar for the month of March, the 2003 Erebuni calendar, and the July 2002 edition of Playboy magazine. Was named Miss Web Model for 2001, and won the Glamour Elite Site Award for 2001 and was the second runner - up as Model of the Year for 2002.

Hobbies include photography, gourmet cooking, rollerblading, kickboxing, karakoke, body surfing and aerobics. She also enjoys dancing ( Hip Hop, Salsa, Japanese Folklore and Hula ), sports ( especially golf ) and playing music ( piano & flute ). Okay, to get this straight : she´s a megahot asian model with a body that makes pornstars envious who cooks, does Hula Dance AND she´s an expert at blowing the flute ? This girl is too much.

So there are a lot of good reasons why Akira Lane gets the role of Dr. Light in this edition but I guess Today I´d probably just cast Yaya Han.

Boy, if that body was not made for porn movies ( and with " made " I mean that Yaya herself got some breast enhancements ) I don´t know.

I´d even bend the rules a bit and have her as the Outsiders´ Katana. She was a great character and they even brought her back in the ARROW tv series even if they gave her a different costume. I don´t know much about the NEW 52 version but she looks like a cheap Kabuki clone ( and shame on you if you don´t know to which comic I´m referring here ).

The BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS series has always been a personal favorite - not in the least because of Jim Aparo´s great art on the book - and one of these days I really have to do a proper post about that.

Daimn, just check out the size of those opai on Yaya Han. We have to get her to do full frontal nudity in the JLA movie, her body is primed for it.

Since I already casted asian pornstar Miko Lee (  a.k.a. the human dick suction pump ) as the Cassandra Cain Batgirl Yaya could give her some combat training during which they would get their skintight clothes all wet and transparent before ripping it to shreds. Naturally the two naked asian beauties would end up in an imprompto " duel of the double dildos - last nympho cums screaming " marathon sex session impaling each other´s sweat soaked tireless bodies again and again and again without mercy.

Speaking about exotic sexbombs, since Kiana Tom is also in the movie as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light I should try to include her in the scene.

I´m not sure if Kiana would do too explicit sex scenes but she probably would not have a problem getting naked for the camera as she not only posed nude for the PLAYBOY but did it when her body was at it´s prime. 

She only got to show her boobs - and not even her naked boobs - in Universal Soldier 2 and I bet she has the stuff to go the full monty.

Now I have an idea that would work and include the hot Akira Lane : she could be Judomaster - the new female version from Geoff Johns´ LSA run back when he wrote great stories - and spar with Batgirl Miko Lee.

Then while they have their double dildo climax battle Katana ( Yaya Han ) and Dr. Light ( Kiana Tom ) would do the same and the respective winners - and losers - would take on each other in another bout. So in any case you would have four asian sex queens going at it twice and the viewer would win in the end, no matter how the individual battles turn out.

And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane here. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?

I bet sexbomb Yaya Han really knows how to work it - or twerk it !

Now being realistic I thought about a possible body double for Yaya Han if she´s not comfortable with the amount of explicit nudity the role would require but it´s not easy finding one for a 40D girl. I thought about banker / model Li Ling Ling from Singapore who also goes by the name of busty Singaporean and about whom I wrote in an earlier post . Supposedly a few pictures of her were " leaked " on the internet by an IT person who was repairing her laptop and landed on various adult websites under the title of " nude pictures of Yaya Han ". Now as you can see below this woman has an impressive chest but it´s still only 38DD. Yaya is two sizes bigger !

Still I´m not giving up hope as there has to be someone out there who is in Yaya Han´s league and can double for her. I would really like to meet someone like that for a special weekend session on the casting couch.

As it couldn´t be any other way we start Today´s celebrity birthdays with Samantha Strong who turns 49 years old. She was one of superstars in the porn business when they still made video cassettes but I don´t know if she is still active. With her ample bosom and her fit hardbody she had quite the screen presence and I thought about listing her best movies but I guess everybody has his own favorites. And I have seen only a handful ( no pun intended ) of her movies so I might have missed some good ones. I also can´t post any animated GIFs with her so I hope this photo is okay.

Even though croatian / dutch knockout Tatjana Simic who celebrates her 53rd birthday had the figure to become a mega star in the adult movie business she never made porn. She preferred to show off her spectacular bikini figure in mainstream movies and music videos where she was quite successful for a time competing against other singers with big breasts like Danuta Lato, Angela Cavagna, Samantha Fox or Sabrina Salerno.

You can find some of her music videos on YouTube but because I will be posting another music video further down here is the first Flodders movie which is still the best one. There also was a short lived Flodders tv series.

Our next candidate also had musical ambitions and Michael J Fox, who turns 55 got to act them out in the Back to the Future trilogy and Light Of Day. He also was on the mega successful sitcom SPIN CITY where Alyssa Milano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main post and the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ) played Meg, the daughter of New York mayor Randall M Winston Jr who was always causing trouble for Michael J Fox´s character who was the mayor´s chief political adviser. 

I would have liked to see more episodes of the show but in Germany it was shown closed to the public by putting it in ridiculous time slots.

First it was shown at two o´clock after midnight and then at five o´clock in the morning when nobody could see it. Later on it was shown in the afternoon during the weekends. They always do that with american hit shows like NORTHERN EXPOSURE or SEINFELD so that they don´t get good ratings and later can proclaim " Those shows may be a big hit with the uneducated americans but we germans are much more sophisticated than these stupid cowboys and not so easily entertained. " And then they go and copy every american show there is and do a horrible version of it.

Anyway, Alyssa reprised her role in 2001, the mischievous little minx.

Today would also have been the birthday of Jurij Brezan writer of Krabat and you can read all about this in my Krabat reloaded post which I posted recently. Quick update : I finally had the chance to watch the movie The Black Mill which was based on Jurij´s retelling of the Krabat saga and while this is no cineastic masterpiece it´s interesting to see where his version differs from the story we all know from Ottfried Preussler´s book.

So for me the best version is still the animated movie by Karel Zeman. And since I don´t have a cartoon video here is Karel´s version of 1001 Nights.

I really can´t tell you much about Hyuna as I stumbled upon all these j - pop videos quite by accident looking for something completely different.

Coming from one asian sexbomb to the next : although this post is not about Yaya Han I mentioned her a lot ( as usual I might have gone a bit overboard ) so here is a new vlog video with the queen of cosplay. Does anybody know if she is going to the ComicCon in Stuttgart this month ?

I could not end this post without an Akira Lane video. At first I wanted to post an interview with her but I think my readers will like this one more.

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