Sunday, January 13, 2013

Happy birthday tv cult siren Traci Bingham !

Since it´s her 45th birthday Today I wanted to give a big shout - out to one of my favorite tv sexbombs of all times, nubian sex goddess Traci Bingham ( or Traci Banghim or Traci Banghimhard like I like to call her ).


She is of course best known for her role of buxom 36D hardbody Jordan Tate on BAYWATCH and whatever you say about David Hasselhoff but he sure has an eye for hot babes. On Baywatch we had Traci Bingham


ultimate Power Girl Pamela Anderson from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series ( who was in Playboy most often of all the hot Baywatch babes )


the first Power Girl of the show Erika Eleniak ( also a playmate )


who is best known for her mindblowing striptease on UNDER SIEGE


dancer Carmen Electra ( like Pamela she was in Playboy several times )


the sexy and exotic Stacy Kamano from BAYWATCH HAWAII


the very sexy and wet Vanessa Angel from WEIRD SCIENCE


Krista Allen who played Emanuelle in the tv series


and also playmate and Penthouse pet and pornstar Teri Weigel, Jenny Mc Carthy, Jasmine Bleeth, Donna D´Erico, Kelly Monaco, Brande Roderick, Nicole Eggert ( who celebrates her 41st birthday Today but I can´t do another post Today, sorry ), Mitzi Capture and Gina Lee Nolin among others. Most of them have been in Playboy and other men´s magazines.

Back to Traci Bingham I always hoped they would cast her as Storm in the next X- Men movie since there were rumors that Halle Berry wouldn´t return to the role. I guess I´m probably the only one on the whole wide world who would cast Janet Jackson as Storm. Okay, I get that Hollywood.


You think she´s not the right one but how about casting her as Storm´s lost sister ? Come on, work with me here. With all the useless changes you have done in comic movies so far, how about doing some good ?

I was really hoping that they would cast Traci Bingham as the next Storm in the black " swimsuit with leather boots " outfit which she would own


or maybe even the yellow bikini she wore in the Savage Land storyline. Boy, that John Byrne guy really knew how to draw some hot babes.


Okay, here´s Traci´s version of the yellow bikini :


I bet Traci would look really terrific wearing an outfit like this.


Or maybe even less if the producers were willing to do a scene with her skinny dipping. I mean in the comics she always wanted to swim nude.


Alas, but so far that has not come to pass. And now that Halle Berry has announced she will reprise her role of Storm for the next X - Men movie I´m looking at it with - like the germans say - one crying eye and one laughing eye. The crying one because once again we won´t get to see Traci showing her naked hardbody all wet on the big screen and the laughing one because we get Halle who still looks terrific in a bikini.


Okay, that picture is more than one year old but have you seen her rack - tastic appearance on the Jay Leno show this year ? Man, at 46 she made all them eyes pop with her sexed up see through top. Nice puppies, Halle !


Even the yellow press was all worked up about her appearance on The Tonight Show with headlines going from HALLE BERRY FLAUNTS MAJOR CLEAVAGE to HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE STOLE THE SHOW to HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE PROVES DISTRACTING FOR JAY LENO to JAY LENO CAN´T HELP BUT STARE AT HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE and finally JAY LENO CAN´S STOP STARING AT HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE. Some quotes :


Halle Berry certainly isn’t shy. The buxom star managed to attract a lot of attention when she stopped by The Tonight Show With Jay Leno - although she didn’t have to say a word ! Instead, she let her plunging mini dress do ALL the talking, while her exposed chest certainly stole the spotlight - in fact, Jay Leno‘s gaze kept wandering down Halle’s killer cleavage and sideboob. The 62 - year - old host looked like he was having a hard time ( and getting harder by the minute ) concentrating and couldn’t help stealing glances at Halle’s ample assets - and who could blame him?


It's no secret that Halle Berry oozes sex appeal. The Bond girl can leave men in a dribbling state of awe simply by flashing her smile -- so you can imagine the effect she had on Jay Leno after showing up in one of the lowest necklines we've ever seen. For her appearance on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" last night, the 46 year old donned a skimpy physics - defying, cleavage - bearing dress by Reem Acra with silver trim and an incredibly low neckline . The sheer mesh bust line was on the low side, but it also featured a slit down the middle all the way to her belly button !


Needless to say, Jay had a tough time focusing on the topic at hand ( I don´t know, but it seems to me that Jay did an admirable job because anybody else would have been staring at her boobs all the time since it looked like her ripe melons could pop out of her top any moment ).


There’s no denying that Halle is in amazing shape and looks better than stars half her age - and she loves to show it off every chance she gets!


The silver trimming along the middle cutout and top of the frock only added to the alluring appeal of the seriously sexy get - up. Black patent pumps and earrings completed the ensemble - although it was Halle’s killer cleavage that was her best ( or should I say breast ) accessory!


Halle Berry, appearing as a guest on Monday’s edition of The Tonight Show, had host Jay Leno in a trance in her extremely low - cut strapless dress with generous amounts of cleavage. Jay clearly doesn’t mind Halle’s provocative style, complimenting the star on the plunging Versace gown she wore to the 85th Annual Academy Awards last month, adding, “ I like this dress better .” constantly staring at the Oscar winner´s chest. Her black and silver mini just might be her sexiest " fuck me " dress ever.


And after all that talk here´s the best quality clip I could find on YouTube.



Anyway, Happy birthday Traci Bamghim and many happy returns.


As usual I wanted to post a clip of sexy birthday babe Traci that showed why I wanted her to be Storm, but I just couldn´t find a good one, just lots of bad ones from Celebrity Big Brother. Instead I´m posting a clip from another hot Baywatch babe I mentioned : it´s hot Erika Eleniak and her megasexy strip from the Steven Segal movie UNDER SIEGE . I had found a clip on YouTube where her naked boobs are not covered up / scrambled but that has been deleted so I had to go elsewhere.



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