Monday, January 23, 2017

Tiffani Amber Thiessen´s " beverly hills "

Since she´s celebrating her 43rd birthday Today I wanted to re - post my entry about television cult siren Tiffani Amber Thiessen ( Thyssen ? ).

You see ? I always get this confused. I think it used to be Thyssen but because she didn´t want the Hollywood people to known she had german ancestors she later changed it to Thiessen. Or maybe that´s just the way they wrote her name in Germany. Anyway, this fastlaning sexbomb - who has the best natural breasts in Hollywood according to Howard Stern - has been scorching the tv screen for quite some time with her curvaceous hardbody and her big 37DD Beverly Hills to the delight of males worldwide.

Thankfully I don´t have to include as much stuff about Elizabeth Berkeley since I gave her a post of her own last year and for more animated GIFS of Tori Spelling just click here for the original Tiffany Amber Thiessen post.

I never was a big fan of the BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 show but that quickly changed when I saw wet Tiffani Thiessen´s booming breasts in a bikini.

Well, that and later Tori Spelling´s sexy dance in a skimpy leather outfit. If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera.

But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment. In that episode her prude boyfriend ( I thought he was played by Tom Welling from SMALLVILLE but that´s not him ) sees Tori getting filmed while shaking her ass like a total prostitute and he gets totally pissed off.

What a dork. If you see your girl doing a sexy dance like that you don´t get jealous or angry. You tell her : " You´re fantastic babe. And you know what ? You don´t need to change before coming home. Bring your tight leather outfit, the handcuffs and the dog collar, bring the heavy metal soundtrack and we will make our own private sex recording session. "

Man, if she got such stripper skills you should have her using them on you. And I´m sure shaking her ass and boobs is not the only thing she does like a total prostitute. Dude, I´m not a huge Tori Spelling fan but if I had caught her somewhere in that tight leather hooker outfit when I was at my sexual prime I would have given it to her until I´m pumped dry !

What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees. Maybe some disgruntled writers just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.

" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. " 

Here´s the clip of that scene from episode 27 of season 6 STRIKE THE MATCH. I don´t think it will be long on YouTube so I made a few GIFs.

It´s in one of the two DVD sets I bought a while ago. The complete seasons have been pretty expensive for the longest time - between 40 and 50 bucks - so when they released them in two parts for under 10 bucks each I got the two most important ones. Of course now they have released new DVD collections where you get complete seasons for around 15 bucks so I have to see if I can still find the other part of the seasons I bought for less than what they now charge for a complete season. Damn.

One thing about BEVERLY HILLS that cracked me up were all the imagined problems these poor rich kids had. Because let´s face it, the rich kids may have problems too but at least they don´t have to worry about where they are going to sleep or where their next meal is coming from. Oh, my Dad won´t let me use the Mercedes and now I have to drive the Porsche to school. Or Brandon who always preferred his integrity to living in the real world. But the funniest episode - I really laughed out loud during this one - was when one of the kids realized that he became a drug addict. " But I can´t be a drug addict. Only poor people get addicted to drugs ! " 

Anyway, I now had two ( or was that four ? ) reasons to watch the show.

But while Tori got her big breasts from Daddy´s money Tiffani got hers from Mother nature. The show is always on reruns but I always miss it.

Nonetheless here is one of the most memorable scenes with Tiffani.

On an episode of Beverly Hills ( episode 28 of the 8th season in Amerika and for some reason episode 27 in Germany ) Tiffani falsely thinks her boyfriend is sexually bored and buys supersexy lingerie and a bag of sextoys. But since she is mistaken her boyfriend is rather scared of her.

In real life he would be all over her. I mean, if a sexbomb with such huge hooters like Tiffani would be in my bedroom wearing black lingerie and telling me : " I´m ready for anything. ANYTHING ! " ....... holy makarel !

Again, here´s the clip with that scene from YouTube :

Tiffani Thiessen also starred in SAVED BY THE BELL but I didn´t watch many episodes of the show. Even if both she and her co - star Elizabeth Berkley developed into supersexy bombshells. I remember my younger brother always watched it - they did marathons on Saturday mornings during the summer vacations in Spain - but I think I was always too busy with important stuff like reading comics or drawing superheroes or such.

Speaking about marathons with such a pair of incredibly hot sexbombs on the show it´s no wonder their male colleagues mimiked the relationships on the show by relentlessly banging their brains out behind the scenes.

Word is Tiffani was at times tagteamed by actors and even the producer and Elizabeth was especially needy about becoming her substitute in those marathon sex sessions where she was used like a blow up sex doll by all male actors. Like she had a lot of catching up to do, maybe because she played such a good girl on the show she needed them to relentlessly drill that part of her into submission to let the inner nymphomaniac free.

That´s a big part of pop culture I really never had access to so I don´t have fond memories of Tiffani Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley from that.

Man, who could have thought they´d turn into such ultimate sexbombs ?

Especially Elizabeth Berkley showed some impressive hip thrusting skills in SHOWGIRLS which left me no other option than to cast her as one of my alternate choices for Kara Fukk - Me, the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie post. I bet this was useful when she was auditioning for the part of Naomi with her portable fold - out casting couch that she carries with her anywhere.

Although widely labeled a " flop " the movie more than made its money back on video and DVD sales. I mean who is going to see a movie in the cinema where you want to rewind or see some scenes in slow motion ?

So even as SHOWGIRLS was considered a really bad movie by critics ( yeah, and we all know how much they know about movies ) when it came out it was still shown constantly on television the following years and landed on the top ten list of best movie striptease which made it one of the top guilty pleasures of movie fans. Due to a fan following that has only grown wider with the years it has even reached trash cult status.

I really have to thank Paul Verhoeven for discovering Elizabeth Berkley´s dormant stripper qualities. We always knew she was absolutely hot but who could imagine what a natural born pornstar she would turn out to be ?

But back to Tiffani. In BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 Tiffani Amber Thiessen ( I´m still referring to her as Tiffani Amber Thiessen although she goes with just Tiffani Thiessen now - maybe because her initials were TAT and she was tired of all the " tit for tat " or " tat got tits " or " tat´s big tats " jokes ) often wore bikinis or at least bikini tops or had to dress up as a prostitute because the script ( = the drooling director ) demanded it.

Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on that show.

As for movies with Tiffani, I have seen SHE FOUGHT ALONE ( where her ex - boyfriend and BEVERLY HILLS co - star Brian Austin Green played a role ), which is your run of the mill rape drama although Tiffani has some good scenes in it, SWEET DREAMS, where she is topless but still covered and you can almost see a nipple and her strip in SON IN LAW is really the only reason to watch the movie. Unless you´re a huge Pauly Shore fan.

The movie was called SCHWIEGERSON JUNIOR in Germany because Yahho Serious´ EINSTEIN JUNIOR had just been a huge success in the cinemas.

There are two Tiffani Thiessen movies on my " to watch " list and the first one is THE LADIES MAN also starring THE FRESH PRINCE´s Karyn Parsons.

I don´t know anything about the movie besides some clips I´ve seen but it has Tiffani in lingerie so I´m already sold. What more do you need ?

Here is a clip from the movie. Hot, daimn ! OMG ! It must be a cruel joke that she auditioned as a Bond girl but was rejected. My only consolation is that the actress that got her role was voted worst Bond girl of all time.

The other is HOLLYWOOD ENDING and I don´t know much more about that movie except that Woody Allen plays a role opposite Tiffani Thiessen.

And that´s really all I can say about Tiffani Thiessen as I´m sure part of my readership is already appalled by this. The rest of you might want to check out THE 33 SEXIEST TIFFANI AMBER THIESSEN GIFs I found on this site. In any case, thanks for the mammaries Tiffani and many happy returns !

One of the perks of the re - posts is that I get to add new clips and this is a follow up to the Saved By The Bell reunion sketch with Jimmy Fallon.

I mentioned Elizabeth Berkley in this post and she´s not the only celebrity who has done a sexy striptease. Here is a compilation and no, I don´t know all of the scenes either so I can´t help you hunt down those movies.

With the erotic dancer Twerk Monroe we come to somebody who is not as famous - at least for the moment - but no less talented. Maybe if she gets more hits she will reconsider her retirement from YouTube. Yes, we can.

Originally I wanted to add a video from a bikini contest to remind readers of the warm days of summer. But then I thought : why not have a bikini video that also improves your health ? Even if it has been a few weeks since the holidays are over I bet there are still a lot of people out ther who have to struggle with those extra pounds. For all those here is a video with the stunning Vicky Justice and even if you don´t do the workout and only watch the video I guarantee you WILL sweat a lot !

Speaking about sweating a lot, we end this post with Antonia from Tirol a.k.a. Sandra Stumptner a.k.a. the men milking machine from the alps.

While I´m not that big a fan of Volksmusik one of the perks of that music style is that the dirndl the women wear always gives them an impressive cleavage - even moreso in the case of DD bombshell Antonia who could have easily starred in a Russ Meyer movie with her terrific twin torpedoes.

I may have already posted a version of this performance where she does her patented double airbag bouncing action but as I recently found out there are two versions of this on YouTube and this is the better one.

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I was literally in underwear for the first three years of Beverly Hills, 90210. I finally had to go to the producers and say : " Look, I´m here to do a job, not to be naked the entire time. "

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