Sunday, August 17, 2025

It's a surprise asian sensation Sunday, folks !

There have been no new posts this month because on one side there was a lot of YouTube video stuff I had to attend to and on the other side I was trying to finish up my spotlight post for 35D - 24 - 36 cosplay blow up sex doll extraordinaire Ashlynne Dae which I started over two years ( ! ) ago.

But as usual I got side - tracked where I fell into a whole asian sensation rabbit hole and after spending the last two days going over 200 pictures of ultimate asian men milking machines I decided to take a break and do a new post ( just the first of many I hope ) showcasing asian beauty even if the post will get undoubtedly immediately flagged as NSFW by blogger.


But let's take things in order. One of the troubles with YouTube is that videos get constantly deleted and sometimes whole channels get taken down. In this case it was Joblo Spain that got nixxed and I have no idea why but of course that meant that a lot of videos I included in my posts suddenly disappeared. Now my stance on that is that as long as the post is unfinished I will replace videos as best as I can but of course I can't be constantly reuploading videos that have been erased because then I can neither write new posts nor finish the old ones. But of course there are exceptions like when a channel gets taken down of which I have videos in practically every post. So I spent a lot of time going over all my still unfinished posts - which at this point are 125 not counting this one - but since I could not overhaul all of them I only fixed the ones where I had something readily available to replace the videos that had been deleted.


The rest I will have to do when I get to it. Luckily I also had a truckload of new videos to put up like episodes of The Prisoner, Misfits Of Science, Sledge Hammer or Living Dolls but that also meant that I had to go over all of the videos and put it in the right lists. Plus add a few new lists.

I think there were some movies that sadly I couldn't replace but there also were some pretty good new blockbusters and cult tv show episodes I could include so all things considered I did not do so bad on that front.


Now as for finishing up the Ashlynne Dae spotlight post, with all the stuff going on I was also working on the post in - between but I didn't manage to do more than a few paragraphs each day as the time I have to work on the computer gets limited more and more each day. And I really reached a snag with the videos of Musclemania's Miss Bikini Korea contestant Kim Da Som because I didn't have any GIFs of her. So I went looking for some pictures and ended up on a facebook page with hundreds of pictures of ultimate hasian sex goddesses although to be fair I have no idea if there are any pictures of Kim Da Som amongst them. Anyway, as I said in the intro I spent the last two days going over all of the pictures there and I haven't seen them all but enough is enough so it's time to take a break and post the best of them. Usually I only include 23 pictures in the main part of the post but it was virtually impossible to bring it down to that number so I hope my faithful followers can give me some leeway if I go over that. I don't know how this one turns out and we'll see how it goes.


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We come to the obligatory section of anime intro songs for the anime video of the day and Holy Oppai Overload, Batman, if I have said it once I have said it a thousand times, this girl definitely knows how to rock those tight t - shirts. Can you imagine her at a wet t - shirt competition with her protruding porn puppies stretching out those tiny t - shirts that are smaller than a napkin and her complete wet nipples on full display ?


But aside from my hasian fetish and the singer's hot looks - I think her name is Alf at least that is all I could find on her the rest of the results were all about some obscure 80s sitcom with an alien - she does have a lot of oral skills. I mean vocal skills. Well, probably also impressive oral skills because you know what they say : life sucks but asian girls swallow.


Or was it life sucks but asian girls deepthroat ? In any case, she has some really big pipes on her ( and she can sing too ), the outfits always match the song and one big reason why I wanted to put her on the blog is that she - or Studio Alf for that matter - cover a lot of songs from hit animes.


Now coming back to the singer as the observant person of culture may have noticed all the videos have one thing in common and that is Alf rocking that tight short shirt look. I would not describe her as an asian Busenwunder with huge breasts but on the other hand she does have an impressive chest size when you compare it to your average asian woman.


Especially when she is wearing those shirts that cling to her body like a second skin. She has two really big talents and I would love to re - enact some scenes from my favourite hentai series with her in a no tell motel.


Especially one that I will write about a bit more further down the line.


And you can find my breast choices for casting hasian blow up sex doll Alf in a hentai movie in my SPIDER - MAN MONTH posts , the first part is in my spotlight on Erik Larsen's RETURN / REVENGE OF THE SINISTER SIX storyline , the second one in my spotlight on the rest of Erik Larsen's run on the Spider - Man titles and the third - and up until now final part - in my latest spotlight on John Romita Sr. run on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN .


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Coming back to asian cult siren Alf and the special hentai series that I would like to re - enact with her regular blog visitors might have already suspected that I was of course thinking of the new hentai series Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation also known as Semen Extraction Ward a.k.a. Big Breasted Nymphomanic Nurses Of The Extreme Deepthroat Sperm Extraction Ward Dicktame Young Horsecock With Their Giant - Sized XXL Boobs and I would also include Kim Jun A, Kim Soo Jin, Kim Woo Young, Jang Hye Yeong and Bang ( Her Hard ) Sun Haw from the 2019 Miss Bikini Korea contest, Blackpink's Lisa and aforementioned Cynthia Rothrock ( to whom we will come a bit further down this section ) in that hot line up.

In the hentai series a young lad by the name of Yamada who suffers from an ultra rare illness where he produces more sperm than his body can store and if he does not ejaculate the excess semen every three hours his balls will explode is admitted to a hospital for special treatment.

The guy already did his best to manage it on his own but because of excessive monkey spanking he fractured both of his hands. Thankfully all the nurses in the hospital are built like living blow up sex dolls with giant boobs perfect for massaging stiff horsecocks, long legs almost up to their necks, perfect bubble butts that would make afro - american rap stars like Cardi B envious and full, soft lips which were gentically engineered to be wrapped tight around a huge pulsating erection and to suck it dry.


So everything would be fine for Yamada if the first buxom nurse who is assigned to personally handle his case - Tachibana a.k.a. " begrudging nurse " - was not less than thrilled to jerk him off every three hours.


What should be a great time turns into an embarrassing experience and it doesn´t help that Yamada needs ever increasing sexual stimuli which forces Tachibana to give him a blowjob - among other things - and ends with her spreading her long legs like a fillipino hooker and riding him like an untamed breeding stallion during the height of insemination month.


For some reason among all the sexual practices the nurse uses to extract the sperm there is no tit f - word - ing scene but you can be sure that I would include it in my remake because Ivonne was clearly built for this.


The nurses in the series all have special names and my first choice would be to cast Alison Armitage as Hiramatsu a. k. a. " demotivational nurse " a big - breasted sexbomb that he gets assigned to in part four and who Yamada finally gets to slamfuck in every way to his hearts content. And the role for Cynthia would be nurse Kiritani from the eight instalment.

In the hentai nurse Kiritani a.k.a. " black hearted nurse " is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown because she dicktamed all well endowed guys and then left them as sex zombies and we could leave that as part of her backstory if it even comes up. Anyway, like I said in the fourth part Yamada gets a rare breather and finally gets to slamfuck Hiramatsu to his heart's content but alas things can't last and from that on he gets treated worse and worse in every new part until the recent high point - or low point if you see it from Yamada's point of view - namely part eight in which Kiritani uses him as her personal living dildo after having forced some of the other nubile nurses to get destroyed by his always ready cock ( which at this point is extremely well trained ).

Of course not all of the nurses have to be ordered to milk Yamada's big erection dry as some of those sperm hungry sluts are very anxious to live out all of their most perverted sex fantasies with his constantly hard on and are only too willing to become Kiritani's merciless squirt enforcers.

That's the role that I have in mind for Alf, she would be great as one of Kiritani's deepthroat addicted nymphomanic ejaculation enforcer nurses and with her bonerinducing Playmate Of The Month body I would cast her as Yamaguchi a.k.a. " Violent Nurse " because it would be epic to see demure Alf go completely gonzo on a huge horsecock trying to break it in half or at least completely wear his dick out - whatever happens first.

Although I would cut down on the violent stuff and concentrate more on Alf's qualities as an ultimate men milking machine with a lot of scenes where she pounds Yamada's cock into submission. As the resident stunt cock I would have to rehearse them extensively at a luxurious five star hotel with a soundproof bedroom because if her music videos are any indication this asian ejaculation sensation is a screamer not a moaner.

Yamaguchi is Yamada's assigned sperm extraction specialist in part three and she does a lot of kinky stuff like giving him electro shocks or using self made sex toys on his dick but the best part is when she grabs him by the ankles and uses him like a living walking dildo. No, I mean the worst.

I wouldn't cut that out completely but in this case I would let somebody else handle this since I would not survive this kind of treatment. In any case I would probably keep it very short - just enough to show it in a flashback - and instead concentrate on Yamaguchi's return in part eight.

Especially since that is the part with Kiritani that I would most definitely put into the movie. Like I mentioned Kiritani has a few enforcer nurses to subdue Yamada and Yamaguchi is brought in in part eight to soften him up so that Kiritani can have her way with her. But when Yamaguchi starts riding Yamada like a breeding stallion during insemination month reverse cowgirl style she is in for a rude awakening as he not only goes in all the way but his dick is much bigger than she remembers completely stretching her out. Totally shocked the dizzy Yamaguchi starts cursing and asking Yamada if the nurses assigned to him after her developed his cock to this ultimate form all the while pounding away at him like crazy.

I think Alf could really deliver a spectacular performance and to get the breast of her big talents I would make this an extended scene so she can vent all her repressed nymphomanic penetration sensation urges on me.

As for Kiritani not only does she love to dicktame young horsecocks to become well trained sex slave like obedient dogs she also loves using the most potent aphrodisiacs on her patients and tests the newest creation of the hospital's head nurse - an extremely potent and very dangerous one - on Yamada which makes his cock grow to a ridiculous size but also his balls grow as big as tennis balls as they produce so much semen that he ejaculates three times only because Kiritani showed him her boobs.

I think with her bonerinducing ass that rivals Street Fighter's Chun Li and her ability to spread her legs better than a phillipino prostitute when she does the splits Cynthia Rothrock would have been perfect for this role.

Especially after she augmented her breasts to pornstar size to play a cop who is used as bait for a serial rapist in Tiger Claws - and it would be epic to see her impale herself on a giant horsecock that has grown to the size of a third leg and pump it dry until the last drop without any mercy.


Also newer visitors to the blog should check out my second post on Joe Staton's GREEN LANTERN run where I wrote at length about Cynthia Rothrock's career as well as the first Tiger Claws movie ( they really did turn this into a trilogy ) which was the first movie where Cynthia got to show off her new and vastly improved 40C ( ! ) - 25 - 37 measurements.


The movie opens on a typical metropolitan street where we see a big breasted hooker with black hair being followed by well, a slightly creepy and less hygienic version of me. While we don´t exactly know who he is we get the impression right away he is somebody who is obviously up to no good and doesn´t care if the busty hooker notices him following her.


We also see a police officer who is not very good at being undercover keeping tabs on the hooker who is obviously their bait for the pervert.

But he gets distracted by some ass and I have to call foul on this because the hooker he was should follow is way hotter than the slut who distracts him. Anyway, the hooker ends up in a deserted back alley where the guy who has probably not showered in over a month makes some unwanted advances to her to which she responds by beating the crap out of him !


As the sex offender ( billed as Psycho Rapist in the credits which sounds a lot like those cheap 80s sexploitation movies ) is captured and arrested by the police guy - who arrives only after everything important happened which is a staple of movies as well as real life - we learn that the busty hooker was wearing a black wig and that it´s really Cynthia Rothrock in disguise who . . . whoa wait a minute. The hooker IS Cynthia Rothrock ?


When did she get such huge melons and where has she been hiding those amazing sweater puppies all the time ? I did a bit of research and it is rumoured she got some enhancements ( 40C - 25 - 37 ) but when I first saw that movie I was not prepared for Cynthia´s giant double airbags.


At that moment I was ready to see Cynthia Rothrock slutting it up a few notches and going undercover on a few more cases of serial rapists with giant monstercocks who sexually assault women with exceptionally huge breasts to use her banging hardbody and an even sluttier wardrobe that leaves nothing to the imagination especially where her brand new giant - sized porn implants are concerned to lure more sexual predators into a trap - with the occasional smart one getting the upper hand on her so we see some hot sex scenes where up to four guys tag - team up to slamfuck every orifice in her pornstar body or at least have Cynthia getting naked a few more times - but my hopes were dashed pretty quick as we learn that she was just on loan to the vice police for this special case, that it was just a one time thing and there will be no encore performances.


She probably would have been open to play the bait on a few more cases if that stupid cop hadn't lost sight of her so that she had to take out the perverted perp herself. Because she can see the writing on the wall and if a vice unit f - words up an easy sting operation like this one you can be sure that they also botch other ops where it is more likely that Cynthia ends up on her back handcuffed to a bed in a sex dungeon while a bunch of sex starved criminals have their way with her as I just described. So we have to say goodbye to Cynthia´s hooker outfit but she makes up for this with a nice pink sweater and boy, does she know how to wear this.


The plot of the movie is told quickly : because of a series of murders using the Tiger Claw technique the resident martial arts specialist of the police and Cynthia Rothrock are brought in to investigate. This being the 80s the guy is of course played as a loner who doesn´t want a partner ( they still do that in cop movies ) and especially not a woman because this kind of work is too dangerous. So Cynthia has to prove herself to her new partner and ultimately they become a good team. I don´t remember if they also become romantically involved but it´s possible. I mean, she is built like a brick sh*t house and with that haircut and the way Cynthia stretches out the sweater I´m getting almost Power Girl like vibrations.


In any case, the main appeal of the movie lies less in the intricate story and more in the execution. Especially the parts with Cynthia who shows that she not only has great martial arts skills and a great rack but also the great ASS - ets to go with it. Ming - Na Wen redeemed herself later through Marvel´s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. but I still think that Cynthia Rothrock would have been a better Chun Li in the Street Fighter movie.

I was always disappointed that we didn´t get to see more of Cynthia Rothrock´s stunning physique in her films but it was totally not her fault.


As I learned much later Cynthia Rothrock always wanted to do riskier scenes and was willing to show more skin ( After all what is the use of training your hardbody to physical perfection if you can´t show it ? Especially if you are an actress where your body is one of your main factors determining what roles you get and what you are paid. ) but her stupid agent always vetoed it who for some inexplicable reason thought it would hurt her market value as a female martial arts star if she did nude scenes. Thankfully Cynthia did manage to get her way in many Femme Fatales issues much to the delight of all her drooling male fans.

And she was finally allowed to strut her stuff in films like Fatal Passion, Undefeatable and especially Sworn to Justice which does not only star Cynthia in the title role of a woman out on revenge but she produced it.

So you know that it is going to kick ass. It also shows ass since the top heavy blonde is aware what movie goers want to see and so shows a lot of her body. She even serves up a brief look at her twin trophies in a lovemaking scene. It’s her only skin on screen to date, so enjoy it guys !


Coming back to Ivonne Reyes, lately I have been rewatching all the parts of Sakusei Byoutou to refresh my memory since it will take quite a while until the next part comes out and one nurse I have overlooked or at least not paid a lot of attention to and which I think would be a good part is Numajiri a.k.a. Obsessive Nurse who gets assigned to Yamada in part 5.

Although the scenes with her I would include are from part 6 - and she is one of the veteran nurses who make up " The OG Three " at the hospital and one of the most feared staff members in the hospital. She criticizes even the slightest mistake and endlessly harasses the other nurses with her sarcasm. She loves to bully the weak and see them cry because they can't take it anymore. She is thinking of keeping Yamada as her sex pet.

Now the scene for Ivonne Reyes comes at 4 minutes into part six where Yamada has had a wet dream of multiple Numajiris having sex with him.

Numajiri starts teasing Yamada and as she starts massaging his dick she tells him of a patient, a young kid she liked of whom he reminds her.

" Looking at you reminds me of the patient I liked back then. It makes me want to tease you. I snuck into his bed in the middle of the night and played with him from behind like this. That kid's face was in tears from pleasure as well. Just like you're reacting right now, it looked so adorable. Ah, I can't get enough of this ! I was so absorbed in stroking his dick back then ! Yes, that kid got his pants wet with semen as well. "

" Yeah he told me to " stop " and " no more ". That's what that kid said as I kept at his dick nonstop until morning. I kept stroking it just like this !


The boy cried and screamed but I didn't stop. I continuously stroked it until morning came. Alright, I'll make you come a lot till the sun is up. "


As I said, this would be the scene for Ivonne Reyes casting couch audition and when I say " casting couch " I mean that in a more metaphorical way since those special midnight olympic fuck marathons will take place at a secluded five star hotel with a soundproof bedroom so nobody can hear me scream at the top of my lungs when Busenwunder Ivonne slam - fucks my brains out seven days to Sunday in the worst way making me squirt huge loads like a fire hose all night long until I can't get it up anymore.

Because as a method actor I would insist that Ivonne also makes me come a lot until the sun comes up and since we sadly don't get to see to which perverted sex techniques Numajiri subjects Yamada Ivonne would have to start by giving me a double breasted deepthroat dick massage.

Then after she has made me squirt a few loads and gotten my dick hard enough like unto a thing of iron she jumps on my erect penis with her legs spread wider than a phillipino prostitute impaling herself on my schlong with such force that the bed almost breaks down. After that she has to go through all of the positions milking me dry until the last drop.

While that would be just the audition I also would have to include the scene where Numajiri is using Yamada like a living dildo - akin to what nurse Yamaguchi did with him in part three - battering her pussy with his relentless erection riding him hard and reverse cowboy style. Although for health reasons I would have to find a more comfortable way to do that - maybe I could be lying in bed while she does that - so I can last a very long time with an ultimate men milking machine like Ivonne Reyes.

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